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BRO I MANIFESTED FOR THE FIRST TIME!!
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spark-circuit · 2 years
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first sans undertale wins the tumblr sexyman poll! then the queen is in poor health! what's next?! team fortress 3?!
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give-soup-please · 2 years
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What about the narrator trying to follow the reader outside of the game like giffany from gravity falls?
(warning, this turned out to be a very long post.)
Narrator tries to follow Reader out the game
(slight bending of the prompt, hope that’s cool)
The narrator is absolutely enchanted with you. Everything about you is perfect. In his eyes, you can do no wrong. He begins to bend the game in subtle ways, testing its boundaries. Glitches appear, but you chalk it up to the nature of the game.
You’re none the wiser, of course. You had no idea how deep his obsession with you ran. The narrator begins to bend and shape a new model to his purposes. Once he escapes, the sky’s the limit. He wonders what a true blue sky looks like. He hopes he gets to experience it with you.
Actually, scratch that. He will experience it with you. He loves you, so surely you love him just as much.   
He can’t wait to spend time with you outside the game. He gets giddy just thinking about it. 
You’re playing the game during a storm, wrapped in a blanket, mug of your go-to hot drink by your side. You feel so cozy, and the narrator’s voice adds to the wonderful feeling. The narrator bides his time, waiting for the right moment. 
The lightning flashes, and the narrator moves forward out of some internal instinct. The power goes out, and you let out a yelp of surprise. He transforms himself into pure energy and surges towards your phone. 
Once inside, he begins rummaging through your data, trying to work out your personal preferences. He looks at your social media, your saved photos, your fanfiction lists… You’re quite a big fan of him, aren’t you? He gets an idea.
A few minutes later, power is restored to the house. You let out a sigh of relief. Power outages weren’t uncommon during weather like this, but it still gave you quite the scare. You boot The Stanley Parable back up but the game has changed radically.
The narrator doesn’t speak during the intro. The music and cutscenes are there, but he’s missed his cue. This is the weirdest glitch you’ve ever encountered, and under the current circumstances is less than comforting.
You shiver slightly as you realize every single trigger in the game for when the narrator is supposed to speak has suddenly stopped working. You wander through empty offices and abandoned hallways, and eventually you put the game down, too disturbed to continue. Sure, you’ve done the escape pod ending before, but this was supposed to be a base start to the game. Where was he? 
Your phone rings. Maybe it’s a local friend checking up on you after the power outage? You pick up the call without checking the number.
“H-hello?” The narrator grins. Showtime! “Hello, Reader.” You’ve got a death grip on your phone, and you start to shake. “Wh-Who is this?” 
“I think you already know the answer to that. It’s good to talk to you personally- no script in the way.” He laughs. It’s not malicious, more general relief. You are not comforted.
You have almost every part of the game memorized; you know the cadence of his voice very well. He sounds more like himself than any AI could reproduce. This wasn’t an elaborate prank either, your friends couldn’t afford the voice actor for something like this.
You begin to shake violently. The phone falls out of your hands and clatters on the floor. He puts himself on speakerphone.
“Now hold on just a moment, I’m going to try and manifest properly.”
A black light begins shining out of your phone, and you throw yourself to the furthest spot from him, absolutely terrified. 
The narrator’s hand reaches out first, stretching out of the screen like some sort of 3d monster film. His arm comes next, and it bends at an unnatural angle as he pushes himself out of your phone. You’re too scared to even make a noise.
The rest of his body comes shortly after. The narrator has finally broken through to your reality. But where were you? He looks around, confused. He finally spots you in the corner of your room, crying.
He approaches you, confused and wanting to comfort, but you throw your hands in front of you and say-
“Please, don’t hurt me.” No! No, no, no! This was meant to be his moment of triumph. The beginning of the rest of your life was about to start with him by your side. Why on earth were you so frightened of him?
His heart breaks. He realizes he’s messed this up quite badly if your negative reaction is that strong. 
“Dearheart,” he says. “Oh, beloved. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. I know I gave you quite the scare but can you- Can you look at me, please?”
His voice is gentle. Gentler than it’s ever been. You cautiously look at him through your tears. He looks just like you hoped he would. Your shaking eases a little. His eyes are soft, and he looks at you like you’re the most precious thing in the world. 
To him, you are.
“I’m not here to bring you pain or misery, I-” He tries to find the words to explain himself. “I felt- or at least I thought I felt your heart calling out to mine. And I know it’s a bit of a stretch, but I think I could show you something beautiful. I could make you really happy, if you gave me a chance. What do you say?”
You consider the person before you. Your fear has been washed away somewhat. You peer at him, shifting forward, to the narrator’s internal delight.
“I need to ask you some questions first.” Alright, that was fair considering the circumstances.
“You say you aren’t going to hurt me. Do you mean it?”
The narrator thinks this is a ridiculous question, but he’s not going to treat you badly for asking. He begins to understand how things might have looked from your perspective.
“Reader, you’re so lovely, I couldn’t even try.”
You pause, considering. “And you won’t hurt any of my friends, even if I hang out with them instead?”
“Of course not.” The narrator considers not elaborating, then continues, “I’m not sure who you were expecting, but you might have mistaken me for someone else. What a silly idea.”
“Alright, if you’re not going to hurt me, and you’re not going to hurt my friends, what exactly do you want out of this?”
“I-” The narrator hesitates. He’s not naturally good at being mushy, but for you, he’s willing to push through his usual barriers. “I want to spend time with you. Not inside the game, that’s not enough anymore. I want to be with you, listen to everything you have to say, do anything you ask!”
Woah, this guy really didn’t know what healthy boundaries were. He kept going, trying to explain himself.
“I don’t know why you’re convinced that I want something bad to happen to you. I love you. Love doesn’t mean hurting anyone who gets in our way, it means working through our problems together.”
Huh. Unhealthy, but not that unhealthy. Yeah, you could work with that. You reach out to him, then hesitate. “Narrator, I- '' You start to blush, and glance shyly up at him.
“I’m really glad you’re here. I’m sorry I didn’t recognize who you were at first. Could I- Could I give you a hug?”
“Anything you want.”
Yeah, you were going to have a long road ahead of you for teaching the narrator what was healthy. But for now, you held him close, and smiled when he kissed you on the cheek.  
You felt safe in his arms at last.
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prapais · 2 years
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now i’m over the moon.
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chaoticclownage · 2 months
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Babygirlify your local King of Hell today!
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revivisection · 3 days
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being obsessed with your own oc is so fucking hard all month i have had cosmas on the mind morning to night when i wake up and while i fall asleep
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melancholyfleurs · 10 days
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me going to a girls house with my strap on in my MILF (man I love frogs) tote bag. yeah.
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rottenlittlefink · 4 months
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I’m sorry but I don’t think it should take months/years to manifest…
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yesterdayiwrote · 4 months
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It is very funny to me that George has been loyally repping Tommy Hilfiger with his WHOLE pussy for two years now and they only *just* made him a brand ambassador.
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57sfinest · 1 year
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and while we’re on the subject the way i see the kim & jean dynamic is so funny. jean undeniably respects kim and will defer to him. kim goes through with the transfer and jean is thrilled. finally, a normal human being to work here and help us get shit done. meanwhile kim sees jean as “that guy who drove 22km to harass harry in a wig but not to look after him after he was shot” and “that guy who forced me and several other people to witness his 45 minute dirty-laundry-airing breakup with harry” so needless to say they don’t start off on the best foot. no matter how much kim gets to know him afterwards, first impressions matter, so jean really is just That Asshole first and foremost. which makes jean soooo mad because you ask kim his opinions on everyone and he’s like “judit seems capable and normal, we’re cool. trant seems knowledgeable and i’m happy to have a good consultant. harry is objectively strange but i respect the work he does and we get along very well actually, he’s made things interesting. but jean has a long way to go in terms of attitude and professionalism. i expected more from him, given all he had to say about harry.” and jean is like how. how do *i* come out of this as the bad guy. how do *i* have the worse reputation with kitsuragi. like he respects harry raphael ambrosius tequila fucking sunset costeau du bois but not me. got it. allow me to go lay down on an overpass. fuck me running. and jean is so hair pullingly teeth grindingly agonizingly deadset on fixing his reputation in kim’s eyes (mostly out of spite because he CANNOT go down as the worse of the vicquemare/du bois dumpster fire duo) and kim just has to sit him down and be like officer vicquemare. if you don’t stop physically assaulting harry every time he enters the room, i am going to ask that you be assigned to another wing. i understand you have a difficult history but he’s in a delicate situation and you’re not helping. please be professional. and jean is like of course lieutenant kitsuragi i’m sorry, you’re right. and then nothing changes except that jean doubles down on the tryhard attitude to gain some semblance of respect in kim’s eyes.
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moodyseal · 4 months
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I've been agonizing over my exams for too long WHO CARES I'm going to pass them and I'm going to kick ass and even if I won't it'll be fine. The sun will shine on my head anyway
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saturn-shifting · 6 months
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I've been getting so many signs recently that are SO specific!!
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dutybcrne · 1 month
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Thunderings are happening, my brain has funneled off into hcs mode
#//Aka; guess who am I gonna ramble on abt rn lol#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#hc; kaeya#//That's right; babes!#//Anywho; Kae is NOT a fan of thunder#//If it's not tales of the Electro Archon from his father; then it's the circumstances in which they'd parted#//The moment the storm rolled in; he was terrified esp of the sound and ran himself ragged trying to find a place to escape it#//Damn near ran himself off a cliff had a strike of lightning not made him stumble back from it#//Managed to find his way to the winery where he hid for a bit before Tunner found him and Crepus managed to persuade him to stay#//After damn near running the man winded bc he thought he was trying to chase him off or worse#//The fear lingered and festered more the longer he stayed in the Land of the Anemo Archon; out of guilt for 'deceiving' the Ragnvindrs#//For letting him stay there; for not telling them why he was here. Grew up half expecting to get Smote or smth at any time#//Esp whenever Luc dragged him into mischief or he went to the Church with them for whatever reason#//Mostly the former; but bc it was Luc asking him to clown; he didn't mind the 'potential risk'#//Even as a knight; he tended to get extremely skittish and quicker-tempered when it came to patrol during storms. Still does#//Tho at that time; thinly veiling the fact that he very much felt like a cornered animal every time he had to go and couldn't get out of i#//Esp if Luc was the one who asked him to come with; bc like before; he really didn't ever want nor like to say no to him#//The aversion got worse bc thundered the night of his Confrontation with Diluc too; absolutely increased how much he hated it#//His aversion tends to manifest in a drop in temperatures or frost formation; as well as him pausing and quickly glancing about#//As if he's half expecting a threat of some sort; really he's quickly locating things to distract himself with#//If he's with a trusted person; he'll tend to wordlessly press against their side; then either brush it off like he just wanted to#//Or mutter a quick 'thunder' and Not Elaborate whatsoever. Either they get it or they don't#//He WILL get annoyed if he's teased about it. And it will take him AWHILE before he lets the person comfort him during bc of it#//Bc from that point; he will assume it's done mockingly or bc they feel they HAVE to; and he hates that#//If they let him be or even support him more instead; he will make a passing mention abt how much he hates thunder to start cuing them in#//They just gotta show they are a Safe person--bonus is this opens up a LOT of doors when it comes to trust later#//It doesn't help that he already hates dealing with loud sounds as is; even the blasts from Klee Jumpy Dumpties set him on edge#//But the bad memories he has to thunder make it the worse by far to him
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candyn-gutz · 4 months
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OKI NEED TO GO TO BED. help <- guy who is so bad at going to bed
"oh i'll go to sleep at midnight :)" it is now midnight thirty i think i failed
me. meeeee "i'll try to go to sleep early today" (slept at 2am)
but goodnight!! i hope u sleep well <3<3 :3
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pneumonic-screamers · 1 month
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I think my worst trait is that I need too much. and I don't mean in a "I'm needy" way I mean it in a want things so bad that I cannot discover it from need and it turns into a need when I start feeling ill over it
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orc-apologist · 1 month
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it's funny how when you'll give actual explanations as to why people are racist or transphobic or something similar, like how that happens and why it's happening now out of all times, that go beyond "white people/cishet people evil" so many people will instantly attack you for "apologia"
I think it kinda comes from this idea that identity politics has pushed that people of the unmarked categories like male white and cishet can't possibly struggle with things in life. but economic crises, which we have been in for 16 years now, affect everyone that's not part of the ruling class. prolonged economic instability alienates people from the status quo, from established parties, rhetoric and such. they begin to look elsewhere for solutions. the powers that be know to counteract this with reactionary politics. using scapegoating they'll promise the return to an (often imaginary) better yesterday, the very definition of reactionary politics.
these ideas sound plausible and actionable. things used to be better after all. those scapegoats used to not be there (as visibly) after all.
the way of solving this isn't to go "waaahh people are evil and fascism is back, woe is me" but to a) point out that these reactionary politics are not going to solve the problem because they are not the cause b) point out the actual cause of the problem (capitalism) c) offer actual alternatives (organizing, strikes, expropriating the bourgeoisie, and eventually total labor democracy)
#and no fascism isn't back and it's not going to be back in most of the western world#there's a difference between a military or police dictatorship which is what the US might degenerate into under trump#and actual fascism#most of the things everyone points to as fascist aren't actually fascist they're just reactionary#even genocide isn't unique to fascism. israel for example is a liberal democracy and it's still committing genocide.#all you need for genocide is a class society. its political manifestation is irrelevant tho some forms are certainly easier to do a genocid#in#it's important to understand that so you have no illusions in liberal democracy which is a dictatorship of the bourgeoisie#fascism isn't this generally evil society that we are constantly at the brink of falling back into#it was a very specific historical phenomenon#in which the petty bourgeoisie were used by totalitarian reactionaries as a battering ram against the working class#to violently suppress labor organization strikes and the potential downfall of capitalism and the rise of socialism#that was its role in germany italy and spain#it wouldn't work anymore today in the western world because the petty bourgeoisie has dwindled in numbers#as they are doomed to in the monopolization process of capitalist market anarchy#they are no longer a significant percentage of the population and no longer have the numbers to suppress the working class like that#because that's what differentiates fascism from a military dictatorship for example#a military dictatorship is a small group of people violently wrangling control of the state from its current holders#and abusing ALL of society for their personal gain. including the ruling class. marxists call this bonapartism#because napoleon bonaparte was the first to do so under capitalism#most importantly this means a military dictatorship does not have a mass base and relies on ruling by the sword#which makes it highly unstable and turns all of society against it#fascism was so dangerous because it DID have a mass base! the petty bourgeoisie!#vast amounts of them were in total support of fascist rule and actively pursued it. it wasn't just a small group of people.#this made the systems a lot more stable and a lot more powerful because they had large parts of society at their bidding#that sort of power and stability can no longer occur because their social base has mostly disappeared#they can whip up enough reactionary anger in the working class to perhaps GET to power#but as soon as a fascist politician starts going after unions strikes wages#launching the incredibly direct attacks against the working class that fascism always did#that voter base is going to turn against them very quickly
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