#man i can tell she's going to whine later that we don't know shit and didn't teach her dog anything

[holylulusworld]

Fool me twice

Summary: You meet the man of your dreams.

Pairing: Mafia!Bucky Barnes x fem!Reader

Warnings: angst, language, betrayal?, lies, implied smut, plot twist (kinda), secrets, the reader doesn't know Bucky is with the mafia

A/N: Inspired by a post I saw on social media about a spicy legend.

Maybe there will be more. I don't know yet.

Five months earlier, …

Who would have thought that you’d meet the man of your dreams at McDonald’s after a drunken escapade with your best friend.

You yelled at one of the employees, demanding food. “I need a spicy legend!” 

“I’m right here, doll!” Someone yelled back, making you squeal. “Try me!”

“I want the same,” your friend slurred and jumped at the employee, peppering kisses all over the poor guy’s face. “Are you spicy too?” She purred and shamelessly wrapped her arms around his neck.

The poor employee tried to handle your friend while the guy strolled toward you. He flashed you an irresistible smile and captured your heart with his soft blue eyes.

“How about I invite you for coffee before you get a taste of my spiciness?” He offered and held out his hand. “You look like you need it.”

“I can’t leave my friend here,” you replied and pointed at your friend. “Oh, shit. Wait…” You gasped as your friend started to strip her shirt off. “Fuck, babe! You can’t do this here!”

Suddenly, sober you stopped your friend from stripping and apologized to the employee. 

“I wanna ride him! He looks ready to get eaten,” she whined and tried to get her hands on the guy, but you dragged her away. “Please.”

“No, [BFFs name], we gotta get you out of here!”

“Can I lend you a hand,” the stranger offered. His smile was charming, and you felt your cheeks heat up. But he was still a stranger. “I won’t bite, promised.”

“She likes it when a guy bites her!” Your best friend exclaimed loudly. “Bite her neck and she’ll come like a … uh… waterfall!” 

“That is enough [BFFs name]. We don’t know him.” You guided your friend out, ignoring that the cocky guy followed you outside.

“Hey, don’t just run off. Give me your number,” he softly said. “I know you just met me, but I’d like to invite you for coffee.”

You sighed deeply. He was a very handsome guy and seemed to be nice. The problem was you fell for nice guys in the past. In the end, they never were nice guys.

“No.”

“Give him your number, babe,” your friend slurred. “Here!” She threw her purse at him. “My code is 6666!” Your friend grinned. “Her name is Y/N Y/L/N. You can call her doll, though. Save her number and call her tomorrow.”

“I like your friend,” he chuckled as you slapped the back of your friend’s head. “Don’t hurt her. She means well.”

“I want her to get laid!” Your friend grinned at the stranger. “I hope you can dick a girl down like there is no tomorrow.”

“Oh, sweets. I will destroy her,” he replied, smirking darkly. “In a good way, of course…”

Five months later you and the stranger you met are going steady.

He’s charming, irresistible, and yes, he loves to destroy you. Only in the best way possible - of course.

“Bucky, why not,” you whine and tug at his wrist. “I promised my mom we would meet up with her for lunch. You can’t cancel now.”

“Babe, I got an important meeting. I’m sorry, but I can’t cancel the appointment. I wanted to go with you, I swear.”

You sniff, and let Bucky wrap you in his arms. “Next time.”

“Next time.”

He kisses your hair and sighs deeply. It’s one of these days. On these days he’s still a caring boyfriend, but a little more distant. 

“I love you,” you whisper, and he kisses your temple. But he doesn’t say it back. Not today. Maybe tomorrow he’ll return it.

“Doll, you gotta see this,” Bucky shows you a picture he took of you while you were sleeping. He smirks at you, making your heart flutter. “You looked so pretty, I had to take a picture.”

“I’m drooling.” You punch his arm. “It’s creepy taking pictures of me while sleeping.” 

“I love you and want to memorize every moment with you.”

Today is a better day. He smiles more and tells you he loves you. “I love you too. Maybe next time you can come with me and finally meet my mom. She’s nice, you know. I want her to see how happy you make me too.”

“Wait…you wanted me to meet your mom?” He furrows his brows. “Shit, did I forget a date? I’m sorry.”

“What? Bucky, did you forget that you told me last week you wouldn’t make it? You said something about an important meeting.”

“Oh, yeah!” He scratches the back of his head. “The meeting. Sorry, this week was hell. I forgot about it. Next time, I’ll be there. Promised, doll.”

“Okay,” you snuggle into his chest. “I hope you don’t take more pictures.”

“I can’t promise anything,” he chirps and pats your back. “I’m really sorry that I forgot about the date with your mom.”

Bucky searches for his phone, and curses under his breath. “Babe, did you see my phone.”

“On the nightstand. I recharged it for you, baby,” you poke your head out from inside the bathroom. “Why don’t you join me in here?” You crook your finger and try to lure him in.

“Sorry, I’m late,” he dips his head to look at you. “I wish I had more time.” Bucky bites his lower lip. “If only I could…”

“You can always take a day off, baby,” you purr, and drop the towel covering your modesty. “If you want me to, I’ll call your boss and tell him you need more time for your girlfriend.”

He runs his hands over his thighs, considering you. “You don’t know what you’re doing to me,” he drops the keys in his hands and cups your face. Bucky kisses you fiercely. He moans into your mouth. “I can’t resist you…”

“Bucky? Baby? Oh my god,” you gasp watching your boyfriend limp inside the living room. He’s got a black eye, and his nose is bleeding. Blood soaked his white shirt, and his knuckles are split and bloody.

“It’s nothing,” he shakes his head. “You shouldn’t have seen me like this. I got into a fight and …” Bucky runs one hand down his face. “You should see the other guy.”

“How did you get into a fight at the office?” You carefully touch his face. “Bucky, tell me what happened. I don’t think you got into a fight over a stapler or paperwork. This looks like you tried to kill someone.”

You grab his hand and lift it. “I’m so sorry…” He sniffs. “I thought…back then it was…shit…you’ll hate me.” Bucky cups your face with both hands, wincing at the sting of his wounds.

“I don’t understand, Bucky. What is going on?” Your heart thunders in your chest. Something is off with Bucky tonight, and you fear it’s worse than split knuckles and a black eye. “Please. You’re scaring me.”

“He should’ve stayed with you. And protect you while I’m away,” he drops his gaze and sniffs again. “I didn’t want him to fall in love with you too.”

“BUCKY, I don’t understand a single thing. Did you lose your mind?” You look at Bucky with teary eyes. “This morning you were so happy, and we made love. Now you look like you got thrown under the bus. Please tell me what happened.”

“He wanted me to keep an eye on you for him.” You scream as Bucky’s spit image steps inside the room. He’s wearing the same suit he wore this morning. 

“No…no…” you chant and step away from Bucky. “This can’t be. No…I…no…” you shake your head. 

“He shouldn’t have fallen for you, or touched you,” Bucky reaches out for you but, you slap his hand away. “It was for your protection. Every time I couldn’t be here, with you, Nick kept you safe.”

“Kept me safe?” You angrily wipe a stray tear away. “Did keeping me safe include fucking me?”

“It was only this once,” Nick hastily says. “I found an excuse to not touch you…” He licks his lips. “This morning you broke my resolve, and we ended up…” Nick shakes his head. “I’m sorry…so sorry, babe. I never wanted you to find out this way.”

“I hate both of you,” you choke out. “And I never want to see any of you again…”

Double the trouble

Tags in reblog.

#nick fowler #bucky barnes #mafia au #mafia!bucky barnes x reader #mafia!nick fowler #bucky barnes x reader #nick fowler x reader #angst

[nexusnyx]

Hello🥰 It's not a request per say, but I'm really curious what's one of your favorite Joel headcanons if it's ok to share it now? Your writing is amazing, thank you for sharing it with us!

Jules, I am so glad you asked this question. I've been dying to just talk about the things Joel Miller enjoys.

(Also, thank you so much?! It means the world you enjoy my writing! <3)

Starting from the top, shall we? Pre-outbreak Joel Miller, well..

He's reserved only to people he doesn't trust. If you don't know a thing about Joel Miller, you better bet Joel doesn't like your ass.

Worry not about miscommunication—that's a word his vocabulary lacks. Whatever he feels or not for you, he'll make it known. Unless you're his old neighbors, Joel has no qualms about keeping shit to himself. He'll just say it.

His mouth got him into trouble when he was younger. Often.

It's why he learned to react in his mind first, speak later. Too bad his face gives away his feelings anyway.

Speaking of feelings... Joel Miller is a romantic. Big, big time. It's why he's single after all these years and Sarah's mom — "if it ain't the right thing, I don't want it."

Joel's not scared of being alone because he likes his own company. It's why he values so much when he finds another one he enjoys, too. He appreciates real connections. Good conversation.

Hates small talk. Will not do it. Will get away with doing it 9/10 times.

Blood is made of caffeine, sandwiches, and take-out food, which is why...

He's a whore for home-cooked meals. He gets by on his own, but he doesn't have the heart for cooking. Tommy got those genes. Joel would sell his soul for home-cooked meals everyday, and he'll say it to whoever hears it.

Workaholic only because he wants to put Sarah through a good university, but when she complains about the lack of time she has with her father, he compromises. Hires more people, tries to balance work and Sarah.

Balance is not really his expertise. But Joel's good at compromising. Rationalizing. He's a man of structure, of building things from scratch—he knows the value of firm, solid base.

Not really a sports kind of guy, actually. He'll watch it, but... Shrugging it off. "I don't see what the big deal is over a ball. I mean — it's fun, but damn. Breaking windows and busting fists on walls ain't my thing. Not over a damn football, at least."

On the other hand... history buff. Over the strangest, weirdest, most specific topics. Joel has trouble naming three countries in Asia, but he can tell you in details everything about Mayan construction and their society. Go figure.

He's a man of taste. Good food, strong alcohol, fruit picked from the tree, and woman who let him sink to his knees and taste them 'till he's drunk on it. He's starving, quite often.

Joel's a tease.

He can play a game of chicken all night long. No fucks given about how hard he's straining in his jeans or the beads of sweat trailing from his nape down his spine — if you touch him when you two are out, he will make you live to regret it. To whine and cry his name.

Joel loves a playful thing. Seriousness is imbedded in his bones, he loves a person that can make him laugh.

His sense of humor is... peculiar.

("It's shite. You're sense of humor's the same as a fifty-six year old man, Joel." "You say that and yet, you're laughin'... how does that work, beautiful?")

You know his taste? His sharp tongue, his clever brain and quick fingers? Yeah... it makes him a cocky bastard.

Everything Joel has of insecurity, he equals in cockiness once he knows his person's attracted to him.

Reciprocity's big on him.

Joel pays attention to details. He'll remember the outfit you were wearing the day you two met 'till the day he dies, which is why he knows when he's in deep from miles away.

Loves being surprised, exactly because of this ^.

Joel loves through gestures, through words, through action.

Love language is touch, touch, words of affirmation, touch.

Never gonna half-ass anything that matters to him. Never.

Will play to you when he decides to confess his feelings. Will sing his heart out, even if he’s not that good at it (his words), will make himself vulnerable and open like a wound if he thinks he’s in safe hands.

One in a million. Joel’s one in a million and when the right person comes along to appreciate it, Joel only glows. Only glows up, and gets finer with each passing day, like a great wine.

(If you’d like me to do post-outbreak Joel, I could..)

#usernexusnyx #joel miller drabble #joel miller headcanon #joel miller x you #joel miller fluff #joel miller fic #joel miller fanfic #joel miller fanfiction #joel miller imagine

[disappointmentofthefam]

Love? Love. (part one)

(Andy Barber x reader)

summary- recently split from his wife, Andrew Stephen Barber, aka, Mr hotshot ADA daddy dilf, lives with his 14 year old son Jacob. All he has known since the tender age of 17 is Laurie, and their baby boy. Will his life change when a bright eyed and bushy tailed y/n moves in the house right opposite to his? More importantly, will it change for the better or the worse?

*contains adult themes, smut and age gap (reader is a senior in college, Andy is in his early thirties)*

Andy's sleep is rudely cut short by the whirring engine of packers and movers mixed with the commotion of workers walking back and forth, setting up the furniture.

His face grimaces as soon as he opens his eyes,

at seven fucking am on a sunday! fuck off!

Apparently-as he later finds out-a new family had just moved in the house opposite to his. From what he had heard from his best friend(and neighbor), Sam, the family had a son of around Jacob's age which was about perfect since Jacob was a shy kid and wasn't exactly Mr. popular with kids his age. maybe he would find a friend in the new kid

By the next weekend, Jacob and the kid, Tyler, were already friends and today Jacob had invited his friend to play video games together.

"Daaaaddd", Jacob whines, "Please don't embarrass me!"

Andy gasps dramatically ,"Are you ashamed of your old man!", he even goes as far as to clutch his chest, right where his heart is, "i knew this day would come, i just thought it would be fifty years from now when i am bound to a hospital bed and shit my pants every time i try to say a word with more than three syllables"

As Jacob rolls his eyes, laughing, the doorbell rings, "whatever old man, just behave or i won't buy you diapers when you're all old and 'bound to a bed'".

Tyler shyly greets Andy and the boys disappear into their boy cave. Andy decides to settle down for a movie from the comfort of his couch. He can already imagine what Sam would say if he found out about Andy's weekend plans

are you seriously wasting all that good-good on a couch? Let's go out man , find you a pretty girl, you need to get out of this 'grandma' routine

Sam wouldn't get it ,he was married, happily so, and had a baby girl with the woman of his dreams. "Between the two of those pretty girls, i don't stand a chance"- he'd say

It wasn't that easy for Andy to navigate the modern dating world, there were too many 'what ifs' and not enough 'why nots' for him to fall in love again

what if he's a one night?

what if he catches feelings and she doesn't? what if he finds someone perfect only to find out he's incapable of feeling love again?

oh shit, worse yet- what if he was a reboun-

His thoughts are interrupted by the ringing doorbell, jesus can't a man watch the godfather for the millionth time in peace?

"Hi, Mr. Barber"

Andy's breath hitches, "Hi there"

"I would shake your hand but mine are full", she giggles.

Andy's heart does a backflip at her laugh as he shakily reaches out to take the four tupperware boxes from her.

"I'm y/n", she gives him a sweet smile, "I'm Tyler's sister and we just wanted to thank you for inviting him over, god knows we needed the break! Teenagers, amirite", she looks up at him with those big doe eyes.

Snapping out of the trance, Andy invites her in, "Come in............uh",

"Y/n"

Andy's chest is filled with a warm, fuzzy feeling

Names are so intimate, Y/n, while he asks her to come in, Y/n, he asks her to sit, Y/n, as he brews her a cup of coffee.

Andy, as her eyes sparkle when she realizes the movie he has on, Andy, as she tells him she cooked all the treats she brought him tonight

"So", Andy strikes up the conversation as they settle on the couch, "i've heard that you tutor children?"

"Oh, yes, It's just to earn a little before i graduate, besides, my god complex is fulfilled while teaching people", she jokes.

Andy doesn't remember the last time he was so interested in a conversation that wasn't about work or crime, or both, really.

An hour later, they are way past formalities, talking about everything and nothing, as if they were old friends.

Her mouth agape, she looks at him in utter disbelief, "He got away with it?" ,Andy can't believe she's so engrossed in his work stories, Laurie had always told him to keep his work where it belonged-in his office.

"Tyler and i should leave now, it's getting late, mom will be mad if we're late for dinner"

Andy's heart sinks why did she have to leave

"Alright sweetheart", he says lowly, "it was a pleasure to have your company".

Y/n smiles bashfully 'sweetheart'

did he mean it? no way! he must have a thousand women worshipping at his feet, he's the fucking ADA, he's single, he's hot and don't even get me started on that smile-

Focus Y/n!!

Andy notices the hitch in her breath, the sudden tint on her cheeks and the way her shy eyes try to look anywhere but at him

a straight up filthy image crosses his mind-

you, laying naked on his bed, all spread out for him, whining as he sucked between your petals

you, closing your eyes bashfully as the head of his thick cock lines up with your wet, tight hole

he would have no qualms with slapping your face lightly, "look at daddy while he's fucking you open"

"look at me baby, look at who's making you feel so good"

he'd kiss your pouting lips, "my dumb little baby can't think with daddy's cock inside her, ca-

okay Andy, She's a smart and beautiful twenty-one year old girl, she must have boys falling at her feet, the last thing she'd want is you.

As she and Tyler leave, Andy can't help the stupid smile on his face

"dad?, you good there?"

Andy snaps out of the trance, "yeah kid"

"phew! With that shit eating grin, you almost had me convinced that you had shat you pants"

OH THIS LITTLE ASSHO-

author's note: heyyyyyyy girlies, i purposefuly made the first chapter short and vague so i can take the story forward as you'd like me to! Please do leave suggestions!!! nothing is off limits to me

#andy barber x reader #chris evans smut #chris evans x reader #andy barber smut #chris evans fanfiction #ari levinson x reader #ransom drysdale x reader #chris evans characters #lloyd hansen #loyd hansen x reader

[alyswritings]

Drew Starkey

Request: Hi Could I request a rudy pankow x daughter reader Y/N warms up to drew Starkey because I really enjoyed the ones you did form Criminal Minds thank you and love your page ❤️

Rudy Pankow x daughter!reader

Summary: Y/N warms up to Drew.

Warnings: just some fluff!

a/n: thank you for the request! this has been in my inbox for, like, almost a year lmao. hope you all enjoy!

(gif not mine)

"Okay, baby girl. You ready to go meet everybody?" Rudy asks as he unbuckles the two year old out of her car seat. Y/N lets out a small whine as Rudy holds her on his hip. "I know you're shy around new people, but you'll be okay, munchkin. I promise."

He gets whatever he'll need and grabs Y/N's sippy cup before heading inside of the restaurant.

"Hi. Um, I'm meeting a group here. The reservation should be under, uh, Chase Stokes. Like, seven or so people." Rudy tells the hostess.

"Oh, yes. You're on the patio." She points in the direction.

"Thanks." Rudy says as he heads for the patio. "Hey." He greets everybody.

"Sup, man." Chase greets. They all greet him, since they've already met him.

"And who is this little cutie?" Madelyn warmly smiles at the toddler in Rudy's arms. Y/N leans closer to her father, her arms wrapping around his neck.

"This is Y/N." Rudy states, drumming his fingers on Y/N's back lightly. "Can you say hi?" He asks. The girl shakes her head, holding onto him tighter. "She's shy when you meet her. She'll warm up sooner or later."

Rudy sits down, being between Drew and JD.

"You wanna sit in a high chair?" Rudy quietly asks his daughter.

"No." She whines, latching onto his arm.

"Okay. Okay, you're okay. It's okay." Rudy assures, keeping his arm around her.

They all order and soon enough get their food. Rudy puts Y/N in her high chair so she can eat and he starts eating.

At one point, Y/N drops her fork.

"No." She whines, watching it fall, but Drew catches it in time.

"Here you go." Drew softly smiles, holding the fork out. Y/N shrinks away from him and Rudy takes the fork.

"Can you say thank you, baby?" Rudy asks.

"Fank you." Y/N quietly says, taking the fork from her dad.

"Thanks, man." Rudy says.

"You're welcome." Drew says.

- - -

Y/N is on the set and sitting in Rudy's cast chair. She's holding her stuffed animal on her lap, watching everybody goof around while they wait to start filming and Drew and Austin are also both hanging around.

Rudy walks over to his daughter.

"How you holding up, sweetness?" Rudy asks, adjusting one of her pigtails.

"'Ood." Y/N says, giving him a thumbs up and Rudy smiles a little. "Pway?"

"Yeah. Yeah, come on. Just don't touch anything that isn't part of nature." Rudy says and Y/N nods. He puts her on the ground and she walks around, Rudy following her.

Y/N finds a soccer ball and looks up at her dad while pointing at it.

"Yeah. Yeah, we can play with that." Rudy nods. He grabs the ball and leads her further away from the filming equipment to make sure they won't hit any of it.

Rudy gently kicks the ball towards her and Y/N does her best to kick it back.

"Good job." Rudy praises, walking over to the ball to kick it again. Y/N grins at the praise, giggling.

They continue to kick it back and forth and Rudy has it again. He kicks it too hard, it rolling right past Y/N and towards the others.

"Shit." He mumbles and watches the ball bump into Drew's leg. Drew kicks the ball back over, gently kicking it to Y/N.

The toddler gives him a shy smile and Drew gives her a soft smile back.

- - -

Y/N is sitting at a piano that's on set and she's pressing randomly on the keys. Rudy is a few feet away, talking with the others about some of the scenes, the blonde periodically glancing over at his daughter to make sure she's still there.

Drew walks over and smiles a little.

"Hey." He gently calls, getting the toddler's attention and she stops. "Hey, can I show you something?" His hand hovers over the keys. Y/N seems to consider his question before nodding.

Drew uses one hand to play some notes, glancing at Y/N who watches his hand dance back and forth, producing notes that actually sound like music much unlike her random choices. Y/N smiles a little.

"Can I sit down?" Drew asks and Y/N still takes a moment to think before nodding. Drew sits next to her, making sure to keep some space between them since she's still a little shy.

Drew plays some more notes, using both hands this time, and Y/N watches him with a small grin on her face.

Drew starts to teach her simple notes and she does her best to repeat whatever he does.

- - -

The cast are at the apartment and gathered for a movie night. They have all the snacks out and Y/N helped pick out the movie, it needing to be G or PG given her age.

"Okay, ready to watch the movie?" Rudy asks his daughter, giving her a sippy cup full of chocolate milk.

"Uh-huh." Y/N nods, the two walking into the living room. "I wanna sit with Dew." She states while walking over to the said man. Drew lets her climb onto his lap and her back rests against his chest. Drew wraps an arm around her to make sure she won't fall off.

"Wh-- but you always sit with me during movie nights." Rudy says.

"Dew." Y/N says again, taking a drink of her chocolate milk.

"What can I say? I am the desired company for the masterpiece that is Finding Dory." Drew comments.

"But she always sits with me." Rudy quietly whines, pouting.

"Dude, you have her all the time. One movie with her attached to somebody else isn't the end of the world." Madison comments.

"Yes, it is." Rudy grumbles, trudging to the couch, sitting between JD and Madelyn.

"Well, hey, you get to do the whole bedtime routine thing." JD says. Madelyn sympathetically pats the blonde on his head.

"You'll live." She tells him. "Besides, you wanted her to warm up to us, right? Least she likes him now."

"Yeah, but now I actually have to share her." Rudy mutters.

"You poor thing." Chase sarcastically comments.

Rudy huffs as Madison starts the movie, ignoring the jealousy in the pit of his stomach from not having his daughter with him. He is glad she's warmed up to the cast, knowing how shy she always is around new people, but honestly, he's probably just as attached to her as she is to him.

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#rudy pankow #rudy pankow x daughter reader #rudy pankow x daughter!reader #drew starkey

[vulpesverda]

I'm sure you were referring to my Kayn Making Food for the Group headcanons, but I think this would be more fun to do a headcanon post about the kinds of pranks he'd pull on all of the members. I'm also a menace who loves giving myself extra work, lmao

Prank Master Aphelios

Content: No Warnings 》 SFW 》 Alune Included

Requests: Currently Open

Masterlist

K'Sante

We all know about Aphelios replacing K'Sante's protein powder with flour, right? KNOWING this man eats that shit DRY? Evil. And I love it. On top of that, I like to imagine Phel changes the lock and homescreens on K'Sante's tablet to just... really weird shit. Obscure memes. Sometimes ones he's made himself. Ones he's made about K'Sante. How did he get the pass code. K'Sante doesn't know. K'Sante does not have the power to stop him. Someone help this man.

Sett

Pranking Sett is both so easy and so difficult. It's so easy to get a big emotional reaction out of him... but there are some pranks that will just fly right over his head. But I think Phel's favorite thing to do is gaslight this motherfucker. Tell him fake facts knowing that Sett is gonna repeat it later and look silly. And when Sett is like "Phel told me that! It's true!", Phel is like "I did not say that, where did you hear that".

Yone

You might be thinking, "If anyone were to be free of his shenanigans, it's got to be Yone, right?" And you would be correct. However, no one is free, and therefore Yone suffers. And by "suffers", I mean his cold brew is replaced with decaf. Yone notices. Immediately. He doesnt even have to taste it. He is not happy.

Yone is aware he can just go buy a cold brew, but its the principle of the thing. You don't fuck with a man's coffee, or his morning routine. But Yone can't prove anything, and his coffee is re-replaced as soon as he makes a stink about it, so.

Kayn

Kayn loves to dye his hair, canonically. And if he dyes his hair with any dye that comes in containers like the Arctic Fox hair dye, you bet Phel has intentionally switched around the colors. He bought sticker remover stuff so he could peel off the labels and switch them around undetected, so Kayn opens up his next bottle of pinkish purple dye and ends up with ultramarine or black or green and dumping it directly on his head.

Because let's be honest, I don't imagine Kayn would put that shit in a bowl and apply it with a brush. He's squeezing that bottle on his head and rubbing it in with his hands. And you're lucky if he's using gloves.

Ezreal

Ezreal is an easy one to prank. If Ez leaves his phone alone for even a SECOND, Aphelios is on that shit, hiding it away in his pocket or something so Ez is frantically looking for it. And then he puts it in a spot he KNOWS Ezreal knows he's looked. He gets a really big reaction out of it, too, which is what makes such a low effort prank so worth it. Minimal risk, big reward. If he's lucky, Ezreal might start whining.

Aphelios

Now, dear reader, you may be asking "Why is Aphelios on this list?". And the answer to that question lies in the fact that Aphelios is not even safe from himself. Particularly when he is drunk. I envision drunk Aphelios giggling to himself as he thinks "It would be really funny to piss off sober me", and doing something he knows is going to inconvenience him while hung over. Like rearranging his bedroom furniture in a way that doesn't make sense or is impractical. Or hiding the toilet paper so he has to do the shuffle of shame after his morning shit.

He is a menace, even to himself. I told you no one is free.

Alune

This is her brother. Her brother who loves her, but her brother nonetheless. He's perfected the art of the prank, and she was his unwilling test subject for many, many years. Anything you can think of, he's probably done it to her. There's nothing he can do that would surprise her, at this point. I think he enjoys stealing her hair ties and hiding them somewhere she can't reach. Or hiding all of the left socks in her matching pairs. Anything to inconvenience her just a little bit. And she knows this has the work of the Phae (Phel/Fae) written all over it.

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AN: God I love aphelios. End note.

#tumblr wouldnt let me edit the draft with the actual ask in it #so its a screenshot instead #sorry lmao #heartsteel #league of legends #kayn #yone #heartsteel aphelios #heartsteel yone #aphelios #ezreal #heartsteel ezreal #heartsteel k'sante #sheida kayn #kayn league of legends #k'sante #sett #hearsteel #heartsteel sett #heartsteel kayn #heartsteel alune #alune #alune lol

[imdoingsortagay]

Hi! Can I request smut where Agatha fucks R against a wall with her strap? 👉👈

Smut below the cut so if i see any minors interact imma BLOCK YA ASSES

“Are you sure that you can lift me up, baby ?” You ask Agatha who only stretches a bit, ready to prove that all her months of training with Wanda have helped her.

From the moment you had met the older woman at the bar 2 years ago, sex with her was nothing from adventurous. She was determined to do anything and everything with you as long as she had your full consent of course.

Then came the drunk little joke you told her once when you decided to spend the weekend together.

The horny mind had taken over as you told your girlfriend how hot it’d be if she fucking you against the wall, rambling about seeing her buff before you fell asleep minutes later.

After a couple of months of Wanda asking her to come with her to work out as she had been nervous to go alone, Agatha decided to go to give some support to her best friend, the case of a piece of shit man decided to ruin her day.

At first, she decided just to work on cardio, but the woman had changed her mind to build up some muscle. Before Agatha knew it, she could see you ogling at her when she was doing some simple tasks.

" Baby," Agatha starts off," all these months of working out have led me to this moment. I wanna make all your dreams come true and them some" She says before slowly inserting the purple strap on inside of you.

The toy going inside your wet cunt elicited some groans from Agatha, wishing that she could feel how amazing it is to be inside of you. She stays inside of you before you tap on her shoulder a couple of times, signaling that you're ready for her to fuck you.

" oh Fuck," you yelp in surprise, feeling yourself get more soaked with Agatha's strength and just imagining all the things she can do to you.

" Daddy's whore looks too good being fucked against the wall," Agatha says as she's fucking into you against the wall. Leaving marks on your neck that will defiantly take a while to go away but you don't care in the moment as she continues with her degrading along with praising.

" Fuck your so hot Daddy," you loudly moan, Agatha, groaning right after. A Couple of minutes pass by before your girlfriend gets tired lifting you in her arms as she keeps the toy inside you to get to the bed.

" Ugh DADYYYY," You yelp out, Agatha helping you bounce in her lap with her strap in her, making you see stars like never before. While most of the time you can bounce on her cock, she decides to help you out.

" Look at those tits of your slut," She says before taking your left nipple into her mouth while still helping you ride her. You slowly feel your mind go hazy with all that she's doing, feeling so good at the moment. It doesn't take long before Agatha notices this and helps you get to cum.

" My little slut ready to cum on daddy's cock? Oh, I know you after seeing you go fuzzy inside that little brain of yours," she tells you and all you can do is nod, unsure about talking in the moment.

" Use your words bunny," Agatha orders, holding your head up and forcing you to make eye contact with you. In the two years of being with this woman, she could easily make you crumble in her hands by doing that.

" M gonna cum Daddy," you whine out," Wanna cum on my daddy's cock pleaseee,".

Feeling pity for you, Agatha helps you out by taking one of her hands to your clit. All the dirty talking coming from your girlfriend, her rubbing your clit, and the way the large strap on between her legs sends you over the edge. At that moment, Agatha is grateful for having thick walls as you loudly yell and fall into her lover's arms.

" My pretty bunny did so well for me," Slowly pulling out of your drenched pussy. She remembers the next time you two have sex to remind you about taking pictures of her work with a Polaroid. God your pussy was so wet.

" Can we do this again Daddy?" You ask while Agatha uses her magic to clean you up, wanting to comfort you.

"Of course bunny," she pauses as she looks at you" Anything for my little bunny".

#Lizs writing #liz blurbs #agatha harkness #agatha harkness x reader #agatha harkness smut #top!agatha harkness #bottom!reader #wandavision #wandavision imagine #marvel imagine #wlw imagine #wlw smut

[dontcare77ghj]

We Made This Family

Steve x reader x Tony

Tony Stark had pined after Y/N L/N and Steve Rogers for longer than he would ever admit. 

And during this unspecified amount of time, Tony had noticed a lot of things about the two.

Tony noticed that Steve loved romcoms. Like, a lot. 

Tony saw that Y/N couldn't stand a mystery. If it was a book or a movie, she would skip to the end and then go back to the beginning.

Tony Stark noticed how Steve and Y/N woke up every day and were always ready to fight whatever problems were thrown at them. No matter how impossible or deadly they were.

What Tony didn't see was that Steve Rogers and Y/N L/N were pining after him too. 

It took the rest of the Avengers scheming and planning for the three to get their shit together and finally go out on a date.

And now, two months into the relationship, Tony was learning that there were a lot of things he hadn't noticed about Y/N or Steve.

One of the biggest things he had somehow failed to see was how much Steve Rogers and Y/N L/N were the parents of this team.

Non-reader POV

"I don't think I've said this in years, but I am full." Steve sighed, pushing his food away. 

"You know that you didn't have to eat everything that was put in front of you." Y/N rolled her eyes. 

"But Tony got so much food," Steve whined, causing Tony to laugh. "I didn't want to be rude."

"It's called leftovers, honey." Y/N shook her head. 

"I only got this much, so you didn't take any of my pasta," Tony said, putting the pasta bowl he'd been clutching down. 

"I did that once at team dinner, and I said I was sorry," Steve whined. 

"You're lucky you're hot, babe," Tony said, patting the blonde's thigh. 

"I will say this, and I don't want either of you to call me a hypocrite, but I think I need to take a walk to digest all this," Y/N said, rising to a stand. 

"We could go for a run?" Steve suggested. 

"Or, there's an exercise we can do that burns calories and is fun," Tony said, pulling Y/N onto his lap as she tried to move past him.

"Oh really? Let me guess, yoga?" Y/N joked as she turned in Tony's arms. 

"Something like that," Tony said, standing as he held Y/N up. "Steve, you in for a little exercise?"

"You don't need to try and twist my arm, Tony." Steve chuckled as he stood and followed the two.

It was hours later, and Tony was fast asleep between his lovers when FRIDAY awoke him and his bedmates.

"Snooze FRIDAY." Tony groaned, throwing his arm over his face.

"Sorry, boss, but this alarm is for Miss L/N," FRIDAY said, causing Y/N to sit upright.

"What's up, FRI?" Y/N asked, pulling on Steve's shirt.

"Miss Maximoff is in distress and standing in your living room," FRIDAY told her.

"Yep, I'm on it. Just tell Wanda I'll be one second." Y/N said, pulling on her pants as she got out of the bed. 

"Everything okay?" Tony asked, sitting up to watch Y/N steal his sweatshirt.

"Everything's fine, hon," Y/N promised, pressing a kiss to his cheek. "Go back to sleep."

"You sure you don't want some help? Teenagers can be very angsty." Tony joked.

"Trust me, I know what Wanda needs right now." Y/N gave Tony a sad smile before she moved to the bedroom door. 

"I'm so sorry, but Pietro dies tomorrow, and I keep seeing it every time I close my eyes. I can't stop him." Tony could hear Wanda say before Y/N gently shushed her and closed the door behind her.

"Go back to sleep, doll." Steve groaned, pulling Tony into his chest.

"Are you sure Y/N isn't going to need some backup? I make a mean hot chocolate." Tony said, causing Steve to chuckle.

"I don't doubt that, but Y/N has got this down to a T," Steve said.

"What does that mean?" Tony asked, raising his head off the blonde's chest. 

"Y/N has a standing arrangement with Wanda and a couple others in the Tower. If someone has nightmares or nights they can't sleep, they come to her." Steve explained with a shrug.

"Seriously? How long's that been going on?" Tony questioned the man.

"I'm not really sure anymore," Steve said after a minute. "It's been going on long enough Y/N's got a routine with everyone. You know, talks things through with those like Wanda, spars with others. I think she went to an all-night cat cafe with Buck once." Steve hummed.

"I didn't know that," Tony mumbled. 

"Well, you know, Y/N is pretty good at keeping secrets." Steve shrugged. "She'd never tell one without someone's permission."

"Yeah, she's amazing like that," Tony whispered before yawning and settling back down on Steve's chest.

Reader POV

"Steve, are you wearing my apron?" You asked as you entered the kitchen where Steve was cooking, and Tony was working on the island.

"Yes, sorry, mine was dirty." Steve apologised, only briefly turning away from the stove.

"That's the whole point of an apron, hon." You rolled your eyes. "You want a hand with anything?" You wondered, moving further into the kitchen.

"No, I have everything under control. You just have a seat, and dinner will be ready soon." Steve waved you to sit beside Tony.

"Did he drag you out of your hole?" You questioned Tony.

"Apparently, twelve hours is my limit." Tony rolled his eyes. "Tablet's the loophole," Tony smirked as Steve huffed.

"Only if you eat as well." Steve reminded the man as he checked his notebook. "Oh, shoot."

"Who says shoot?"

"What'd you do?"

"I forget Bruce had talked Nat into keto this week." Steve sighed, moving a pan off the burner.

"I thought that was last week?" You cocked your head. 

"No, last week Bruce and Wanda were fasting," Steve told you. "That's alright. I can make them something separate." He said, already beginning to prepare something the two could eat.

"How the hell do you know who's on what diet and when?" Tony shook his head. "And I get told I know useless facts."

"They are not useless facts, Tony." Steve rolled his eyes. "I make team dinners. Of course, I know these things."

"He interviewed everyone after he started making team dinners, you know? Steve's still got the notebook somewhere with all food allergies and preferences." You told Tony.

"Hidden safely away from the rest of the world on pain of Natasha's wrath," Steve added, causing you to laugh.

"Seriously?"

"Well, I understand. Can't be a superspy with a list of food allergies out in the world." Steve shrugged.

"No, you made a list of what everyone likes? Why don't I remember this?" Tony asked, looking between the two of you.

"I think you were on day three of a lab binge." You recalled. "You were kinda out of it."

"Hence the twelve-hour ban," Steve told the scientist.

"You know what, Steve? You're kinda like a dad." Tony said, causing you to snort and Steve to choke on air.

"What?" Steve asked, turning to face the two of you. 

"You know, you cook for everyone, know what they all like, Steve, you have a notebook filled with allergies! You're the team's daddy." Tony teased.

"Don't say that." Steve groaned as you cackled.

"What? Don't like it when I call you daddy?" Tony teased.

"Tony."

"Alright, alright, I'll stop," Tony said, holding his hands up in front of him. "Daddy."

"Alright, that's it!"

"I can't believe he overrode the twelve-hour rule," Steve grumbled as the two of you stood in the elevator.

"What did you expect, hon? He built FRIDAY. Of course, he can override her codes." You shook your head. "We're lucky that lasted as long as it did."

"If I may interject." FRIDAY interrupted. "Boss left this alone because he only just remembered your previous conversation."

"Yeah, that checks out." Steve sighed as the elevator stopped. 

The two of you moved into Tony's lab and were surprised you didn't see the man, or any of his mess, right away.

"You don't think he's stuck under a car, do you?" Steve questioned you as the two of you moved further into the lab.

"If he is, you're lifting the car." You said as you heard Tony speak.

"Dum-E! Enough! You're going to hurt your sister!" Tony scolded.

Rounding a corner, you found Tony standing with Vision at his side as he narrowed his eyes at a robot at his feet.

"Apologise now," Tony said, causing the bot to let out several pitiful beeps.

"Dum-E says he's deeply sorry," Vision told Tony as another robot let out a beep. "U accepts."

"Good, now where were we?" Tony asked as the two turned back to face a holographic design.

"I was about to tell you where you made your error, Tony." Vision said, causing Tony to let out a loud gasp.

"How dare you, Robo-son?" Tony exclaimed, placing his hand on his heart. "I made you, and this is how you treat me?"

"Technically speaking, Tony, four people made me."

"Yeah, and Brucie's not looking to be a father, Thor ran off to do some big dumb hunk things, and Ultron was a horrible creator." Tony waved him off. "So you better be careful, or all I'll leave these terrors to you in my will," Tony said, gesturing to the robots playing behind him.

"Oh, no, having my siblings sequestered onto me? Whatever will I do?" Loki deadpanned, causing Tony to gasp again.

"Sass back! That's it! Dunce hat for you!" Tony said, causing Vision to chuckle.

"Hate to interrupt, boys, but the only one getting a dunce hat is going to be you, Tony." You said, causing the two to face you and Steve.

"Sweetcheeks! Lover-boy! What are you two doing down here?" Tony cocked his head.

"You've been in here for fourteen hours." Steve crossed his arms and rose a brow. 

"What? No! We've been in here since nine, and it's only like eleven." Tony waved him off.

"Yes, eleven at night." You said, causing Tony's eyes to widen.

"Ah."

"Yeah, ah."

"Oh, I do believe Wanda will be going to be now." Vision said, collecting his things. "Sorry, Tony,"

"No, I get it. Always got to stay in the good books with a partner." Tony nodded, waving Vision towards the door. "Get some rest, or whatever you do, we'll pick this up tomorrow."

"Of course, Tony." Vision nodded. "Good night." Vision said, nodding at Steve and Tony and embracing you.

"Want to tell me when you started threatening all your children with a dunce hat?" You asked Tony as he began to shut down his lab. 

"When they all started acting like dunces." Tony snarked.

"Well, at least they're taking after you." Steve joked as Dum-E began to roll repeatedly into his leg. 

"Dum-E! Seriously?" Tony groaned before pointing at a corner.

"He's just saying hi, hon." You said, kneeling to the robot's height and taking his claw.

"Yeah, well, he can say hi to you tomorrow. Right now, it's time for robots to go to sleep so I can get to bed and stay out of trouble." Tony said, gesturing for all the bots to move into their spaces.

"Don't think just because the kids are around you won't be getting in trouble." Steve snorted. 

"Oh, like they've ever gotten me out of trouble in the first place," Tony said, moving to the two of you. "Say goodnight to Mom and Dads guys," Tony called, causing all the bots to let out several beeps. 

"Good night." FRIDAY chirped.

"When did we adopt several robot children?" Steve asked as the three of you stood in the elevator.

"About the same time, we adopted the Avengers." Tony shrugged.

"Well, I've always wanted a big family." You mentioned as Tony wrapped his arm around your waist.

"What would two think about adding another to the family?" Tony wondered. 

"I'm not apposed." Steve smiled.

"Neither am I." You added.

"But I think that's a talk for the morning," Steve said, throwing his arm around Tony's shoulders.

"Couldn't hurt to practice the making part tonight, could it?"

"No, of course not. After all, practice makes perfect."

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[atlasscrumpit]

Tony/Stephen Daughter

(Your Tony and Stephen's kid cause, slay) 

Tony woke up hearing an awful scream, he jolted up in bed and ran to your room to see you sitting up in bed and sobbing.

"Sweetheart." Tony said rushing towards you and sitting on the bed.

You lunged at him and started hitting him.

"Baby! It's me! It's Dad!" He said as you stopped and continued to sob.

He slowly wrapped his arms around you as you cried.

"It's okay, it's okay. You're safe." He whispered as he held you tightly.

"He's back! The bad man!" You screamed, Tony hated how much fear was in your voice.

"Who, sweetheart?" He asked as you pulled away and showed him your bleeding arm that had a large cut in it.

His eyes widened and he quickly picked you up and rushed to the infirmary.

He rushed you into the infirmary and laid you onto a bed as you sobbed.

"Friday! Where the hell is Strange?" Tony shouted as he grabbed some bandages and applied pressure to the wound on your arm.

"Love, how did this happen?" Tony asked as you looked at him, still crying.

"It was the bad man!" You screamed back, he didn't exactly know what you meant.

Strange finally appeared to see the chaos unfolding.

"What on earth happened?" He said as Tony stepped out of the way and rushed to your side.

"I'll try to explain later." Tony muttered as Strange reached up and wiped away some of your tears.

"It's okay, darling. I know you're afraid but I need to put you to sleep so you don't feel any pain." He said as you sobbed more and shook your head.

"No! No! Please! He'll get me!" You screamed, thrashing around before Strange quickly made you fall into a dreamless sleep with his magic.

He sighed and looked to Tony.

"I woke up hearing her scream, I assumed it was just a nightmare... Then I saw her arm." Tony muttered, obviously slightly traumatised from the whole ordeal.

Stephen nodded before taking the bandage away, he tried to start healing the wound with his magic but nothing was happening.

"It's what I thought... It's magic. Tony I need you to stitch up her arm for me, I'll sit here and help but, I can't..." Stephen trailed off as Tony placed his hand on his shoulder.

"It's okay, I can do it. I've stitched myself up more times than I'd like to admit." Tony joked making Stephen chuckle softly.

They brought all the needed instruments and supplied out before Tony sat beside you and put his glasses on.

Stephen sat right beside him and started to talk him through the process.

--

After an hour then had completely stitched up your arm and Stephen ran through all the possibilities of what had happened.

"It could be a demon, but I don't know why they would target a young girl, they usually go for rich men they can take from. Or... It could be someone trying to get revenge on either of us." Stephen muttered as he watched you sleep peacefully.

"She's always had nightmares... But, that's just because of all the trauma she had before us. We've been doing so well lately, no nightmares for months... Now this shit." Tony muttered as Stephen stood up and hugged Tony.

"We'll work it out, she'll be okay."

--

Tony sat beside you as you slowly woke up, Stephen was off investigating what had happened. 

"Daddy." You muttered as Tony looked at you and leaned forward and stroked a hand through your hair. 

"It's okay, love. I'm here, I'm right here." Tony whispered as you whined a little. 

"Where's Papa?" You muttered making Tony smile softly. 

"He's just out trying to see how he can help these nightmares, sweetheart. We don't want you to be scared or hurt ever again." He said as you nodded a little. 

"The man was scary..." You whispered as Tony continued to play with your hair. 

"Can you tell me more about it, darling?" He asked as you nodded a little again. 

"He was tall and had a lot of limbs and he looked like a giant spider... He held me down and cut through my arm while whispering things to me." You explained as Tony nodded. 

"Okay, sweetheart. Thank you for telling me, Papa should be back soon, okay? In the meantime why don't we go downstairs and watch a movie and get some snacks?" He suggested as your face lit up and you nodded. 

"Yes, please!" 

#Mcu #Marvel #Tony Stark #Stephen Strange #Reader insert

[valleynix]

Hello nice to see you again I'm here wondering could we get some more reader and Cassandra excerpts or HCs about her also I'm your biggest fan and I called off work tomorrow bc I want to reread TPtM 🧎

ayo twins! i didn't go into work so i could write TPtM (#mentallyillthings)

i can provide some HCs because i, unfortunately, haven't had the time to write anything else about her </3

when Cassandra likes someone (very rare chance), it is a very slow process

i imagine it's a little harder for her to fully understand her feelings and come to terms with the fact she's letting someone into her heart

she puts on this face of being so strong and capable of anything thrown her way, of being the cold and calculating daughter she thinks Alcina wants her to be

so, it's very hard for her when she feels something fluttering in her stomach upon seeing that special someone smiling at her without fear

(she is such a gay little dork and i love her so much <3)

assuming she's kind enough to share her sleeping space, she will lay on top of you like a weighted blanket

she's the most "playful" of her sisters, and that translates to her being a little shit and annoying anyone she cares about (in a loving way)

she... actually likes cuddling, much as she might whine and complain about it, the big baby

her love language is gift-giving

(and you know she REALLY likes someone when she gives them a handmade weapon of hers)

if Bela teases her about being slightly shorter, Cassandra will snap back with something about how she's the better huntress

(which results in them not speaking to each other for like a week)

she's very stubborn and (kind of) set in her ways; she'll hear someone else's point of view out, but she'll be grumpy the entire time

she is... potentially... a little overprotective of Daniela. someone looked at her little sister wrong? suddenly, they no longer have a hand (or life, depending on her mood)

Cassandra has the most self-control of her sisters

that being said, her moods can also change rather quickly, but she feels them deeply

she spends a lot of her time in the cellar experimenting on prisoners or disobedient maids. totally not because Miranda has threatened to starve them if they didn't succeed, something she wasn't supposed to hear but has tried to prevent since

just don't tell anyone

she doesn't care about her family. nope. not at all. she's Cassandra Dimitrescu, after all

(she is such a softie for her family)

it's very rare for her to seek out the comfort of anyone, but there have been times (and will be more in the future) where she does look for someone to comfort her after a Cadou-induced nightmare

she doesn't have those often, but they are rather intense when she does

assuming she's able to, Cassandra will leave a mark (either lipstick stain or bite) wherever her mouth can reach on her partner. what can she say? she likes seeing those same marks later

assume that she is in love with someone if she invites them hunting with her

she does get excited and maybe a little aggressive easily, but her sadism does not mean she won't listen when her partner doesn't want to do something

Alcina raised her girls right and i stand by that

as a final note, Cassandra once went back to her old home in the village and couldn't understand why her dead heart twisted upon seeing the destruction within

she tried asking both Alcina and Bela about it, if they knew anything, and when both told her no, she spent the rest of the week down in the cellar, picking apart the same man

maybe, one day, she will understand her little moments of hatred for Bela or that instinctual tug she feels in her chest to protect Daniela with her life

for the moment, though, she will pretend nothing is out of the ordinary

#asks #to promise the moon #cassandra dimitrescu #we really in cass loving hours huh <3 #i hope this was satisfactory :D

[toastess-with-the-mostess]

Let's Rewind! Toast watches Voltron Defender of The Universe (1984)

Season 1, Episode 29: Magnetic Attraction Season 1, Episode 30: The Sleeping Princess

Episode 29: Magnetic Attraction

Defensive training time! The team are doing Karate together I only got to a yellow belt myself because of how expensive lessons were, but it was fun either way

"I flipped Lance easy, and I'm a girl" "I fall for girls" Lance just say you like women who can kill you Once again we see Allura pointing out the fact she's a lady,,, I will never get over the back handedness of those comments

Oh my bad it's Judo! I've never done that one before

Great, nanny and Coran are here to tell Allura she's being improper again, and he thinks it's a good idea to guilt-trip her with her dead dad dude when will you learn that you can't stop her, she's literally doing worse by being a solider, protecting herself is the least she should know since even her guards can't handle when Lotor is after her

More misogyny from the team, the show really do be a product of its time 💀

The one good thing Coran does is warn other people to get to safety, but then proceeds to say "it's nothing, definitely not weird that a freaky orange and red cloud is slowly spreading over the sky of Arus when it's noon" if he doesn't die of old age I'm killing him myself

Oh so the cloud is rapidly causing global warming, eco terrorism is horrifying

Why the hell is there a group of people washing themselves in the last remaining water of a boiled away lake? im not sure if dotu will ever answer that but golion will later on

robeast so hot it melts missiles, and the team is immediately going to fly up to it except allura can't launch because blue has no power from the surrounding water which got boiled away oh shit this is actually a good plan on Haggars part

Ooh we get to see a crystal that probably helps power blue lion! Maybe that's where the nexus idea in VF came from!

Alfor ex machina, i can't remember the last time we saw you but it's been a hot minute hasn't it

HOLY SHIT LORE Black gets powered by lightning/electricity, Red gets powered from the heat of lava/magma, Yellow is also magma but more earth dependent, Green is powered by wind, and blue obvs is powered by water like i knew all this already but i love the fact i get to listen to it now

Coran finally thinks of protecting Allura against Lotor and attacks through castle defenses,, except not that it works because Lotor just attacks Allura who is still stuck in her lion as long as she stays inside I assume she's safe but man she's not having a good day

Lance is a smart cookie! He plans to make a path with their own magnetic laser in order to get up to the robeast Now only if he made more plans like that, the fights would be easier me thinks

Lotor doesn't want to hurt Allura, yet actively sends missiles at blue lion while she can't move I hope your dad beats you ong

wait did the team not know that they needed water to launch blue? ok that makes sense actually since they don't know anything about the lions and their mystic nature kind of late in the episode to realize that though

GIRL WHY ARE YOU OPENING THE HATCH FOR THE MECHANICS OF BLUE TO LET WATER RUSH IN, I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW IT WORKS BUT OK Blue lion is back anyway so I guess it worked

Voltron formed, robeast defeated, and global warming cloud dispersed, so water can come back, the GIF for this episode is going to be great

DAMN ZARKON TRASHING HIS SON FOR THINKING FOR HIS DICK AGAIN

"My beloved nincompoop" LMAOO

/episode end

Episode 30: The Sleeping Princess

Lotor has a nightmare about a woman he says is Allura but very obviously isn't, especially when she does fade into Allura's design, probably his mother This man really obsessed with Allura

PRINCESS CORRAL MY BELOVED, LOTOR IS A SLUT FOR TURNING HER DOWN SHE'S SO CUTE

"Stop whining, you have no feelings" -Zarkon get his ass

Lotor stop making batshit excuses for not marrying her, you'll be unhappy either way good god

At least Zarkon knows that he'll fail his mission against Arus, if he just held on a little longer lotor wouldn't be a problem but nope

Look at her, she's such a sweetie! She's even helping Lotor try to marry Allura, a mistake, but she's got her heart in the right place

"I want Allura to come willingly, [but] she lives in terror of my father" Lotor she's afraid of YOU, this is man is all kinds of delusional

Another flashback of the Not Allura woman, still think it's his mom, and she's definitely Arusian which is probably why Lotor has so much obsession for Allura

Flower picking time! Gotta give the pretty princess some pretty flowers to match! The boys are so wholesome

Ah, shit the cat fucked over a blue lion pilot again, what is with that cat against the color blue, now Allura is presumed dead and everyone is freaking out about it

Of course Keith pieces it together that she can't be dead as long as Lotor is still after her, which yeah makes sense but c'mon any other guy see through it please

Hunk makes a plan! Fake funeral for the princess to lure Lotor and Haggar out I'd love it if the team got more scenes like this, everyone is smart enough to contribute somehow

Oh shit Orla attended her funeral! That's nice to see

Keith you're such a simp for Allura, yes, yes we get it Allura is a girlboss and is an amazing leader

What a sweet idea, people throw flowers into Allura's casket and almost filled it to the brim maybe it's tradition for every Arusian, that'd be cool

Lotor hijacks the carriage Allura's casket is being transported in, sucks for him though BECAUSE PIDGE MANAGED TO HITCH A RIDE GET HIS ASS PIDGE

Rip Pidge gets used as a hostage EXCEPT ITS PIDGE VS HAGGAR AGAIN BECAUSE HE HAS A GRENADE ON HIM Oh god this kid is about to sacrifice himself if it means making sure Allura is safe and taking down one of the baddies, where's that post about dotu Pidge being suicidal

"I oughta feed you this" (proceeds to run at Lotor and Hagar with a live grenade) "PIDGE FOR PETES’S SAKE DITCH THE GRENADE" - Keith "WANNA SEE WITCHCRAFT?!" oh my god, everything is happening all at once

Grenade explodes, it was knocked out of pidge's hand beforehand, so he dove for Allura to protect her as best he could still so sweet even under all that pressure

Lotor and Haggar run away and Allura's awake, so all's well that ends well I guess Pidge finally gets a real kiss on the cheek from Allura, good for him

LOTOR STOP BULLYING CORRAL, SHE WANTED TO HELP BUT YOU FUCKED UP SO MARRY SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY LOVES YOU YOU FOOL

/episode end

#voltron #voltron dotu #voltron defender of the universe #80s voltron #let’s rewind! #toast talks #I love the lore episodes #so many implications #Corral is too good for Lotor anyways #she should go get a real man

[annaphoenix1994]

Ch.56 - Granny Express

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Kiera and Simon run errands; Kiera pokes at Simon's driving as well as coaxes him to let her "hear the whine"; Kiera realizes just how protective he is over her.

Later on in the afternoon, considering both Simon and Kiera slept a lot longer than expected, he was the first to wake, realizing that it was nearly noon before forcing himself up out of bed. He didn't get the chance to comfort Kiera after they had arrived, seeing that she had fallen fast asleep once he finally made it to his room, the only thing he was able to do was remove her shoes and ensure she was comfortable before laying down himself.

It had been months - perhaps years - since he had been in his own apartment, seeing that everything was exactly how he had left it when he was there last. The only thing different was that Kiera occupied him. Having never bringing another woman into his home, she was the first - the first to extinguish his vow of never settling down, to extinguish having a person break down his boundaries without trying at all, to extinguish the forbidden word of love so easily that he embraced it all. I'm so fucking glad I didn't push her away, he thought as he searched through his cabinets to make something similar to breakfast, cursing at how he practically had nothing aside from the basics: flour, oil, sugar, and water.

And spare MRE's that he'd smuggle back home after a deployment to avoid having to go to the market.

How fucking romantic, Simon, make her a splendid breakfast of an outdated MRE. She'll love it, he sarcastically scolded himself, cursing under his breath that he didn't even have a bag of tea or coffee.

Walking into the bedroom, he steadied his breathing as she looked peaceful in his bed - a bed that once held him while he would conquer his awful nightmares, a bed that nearly held his body when he was contemplating suicide, a bed that felt his anger hit the pillow, a bed that was far from comforting. That same bed held her fragile frame, keeping her in a soft state as its blankets kept her warm when Simon wasn't there to do so. He was amazed at how she didn't have to do anything to keep his negative thoughts at bay - just her presence alone was enough to bring him into reality, realizing that maybe some sort of domestication was enough to leave the old Simon - Ghost - behind. I'm not just a shadow anymore. I'm a man about to be a father and hopefully a husband. It's all in the past now.

"Love?" He whispered, sitting on the edge of the bed and delicately tracing his finger along her bare arm, feeling her stir against his touch before her eyes slowly opened. "Hm?"

"What do you want for breakfast? I have to go to the market unless you want an MRE." He chuckled.

"What time is it?"

"Nearly noon."

"Fuck."

"Don't worry about it. You slept like a rock and definitely needed it," He assured her, rubbing her bare arm, smirking down at her as he watched her eyelids force themselves to stay open. "Do you want to go with me?"

"Are you going now?"

"I can go later if you'd rather." He shrugged.

"It's okay, I wouldn't want to hold up your time with your bushel of women." She poked, a smirk splaying on her lips.

He scoffed, "Don't listen to what that wanker said."

"I'm not mad that you had women by the handful, Simon. As long as you didn't while we were together, I don't give a shit. Everyone has a past."

"I know, but I don't want you thinking about it because I know exactly what you were thinking."

"Hm, what was I thinking about then?"

"About how you probably thought I told them the same thing I tell you every day. That I probably promise them sweet nothings or what I can or can't give."

"Wow, you're good. What color am I thinking of?"

"Kiera," He huffed, breathing a chuckle. "What I had with those women were nothing more than no strings attached. That was also years ago and a mutual agreement. No women ever came home with me, never saw what I looked like behind my mask, nothing."

"You don't have to explain yourself, Simon."

"I am because I want to assure you that it was nothing more than that. I know you probably won't believe me when I say this, but you're the only woman who's ever broken down those walls."

"I already knew that Simon. You don't have to say it. Your actions prove it."

He smiled down at her, "You never did answer my question, love."

"Yeah, just give me a minute to get up. Your kids are telling me I still need to sleep." She sighed.

"I'm surprised you're not hungry by now. You haven't eaten since we had that layover in Munich."

"I am too, but I am craving Oreos... and caramel apples."

"Odd combination."

"Not as odd as me craving pickles and peanut butter. I just didn't say anything about that." She huffed.

"I'll take your word for it, but I think I'll pass on trying of these said contraptions you're craving."

"I don't blame you," She giggled, forcing herself to sit up in the bed. "I'm quite worried about it myself." 

*

After both Simon and Kiera got themselves ready for the day - taking a little while longer as Kiera couldn't decide on something comfortable to wear to fit her hot flashes - Simon walked alongside her - her left hand clasped within his right as he kept himself closest to oncoming traffic once they entered the parking garage of his apartment complex, keeping his fingers snug around her hand and his thumb pressed against her ring finger. He never was one to twine his fingers with a woman's (unless they were in bed), but he preferred to hold Kiera's hand like this as he found joy in how her pinky would sneak to curl itself in his pocket, finding it to be one of the cutest things she did subtly. 

"Comfortable?" 

"For the most part," She sighed, releasing her hand from his to tie her hair into a loose bun, finding the shortest walk to be the most strenuous - her skin already red. "I dread when I get closer to my due date. It already feels like climbing Everest just to walk from upstairs down to here - and we didn't even take the stairs." She huffed. 

"It's okay, love. You can't help it. Now you're carrying two," He smirked. "I'll roll you around on a little scooter if you don't feel like walking." 

"No, I need to. Can't be getting fatter than what I already am." 

"Stop that bloody nonsense." He scoffed, removing the keys to his car from his pocket and hitting the 'unlock' button, unaware that Kiera's jaw had dropped at the sight of his vehicle. 

"Babe," She gasped. "A Challenger? Oh my God." 

"That's what it said on the papers." He chuckled. Before Kiera came along, his car was his pride and joy - the reason he looked forward to coming home when he got the opportunity - one of his many ways to blow off steam when he felt like spending money on fuel. 

He watched her walk around the car in awe, completely astonished at the sight before her - solid black Challenger with a red badge on the driver and passenger side. "This is a Hellcat," She gasped to herself, running the tips of her fingers along the fender. "So... Did you bring the black key or the red key?" She smirked maliciously. 

"No funny ideas," He huffed, holding up the key. "Black. You must be cheeky if you think I'm going to drive you around with the red key."

"It'll still do a burnout, I bet." 

"Kiera." He arched his brow, hiding a smirk at her excitement. 

"Can I drive it?" 

"No." 

He chuckled as he watched her pout. 

"Why not? I'll be careful..." 

"Not on these roads and not while you're pregnant. I know that lead foot of yours - you won't be able to help yourself. You'll have this car sideways out of the garage." 

"And to think you don't do that?" She arched her brow playfully. 

"All the time," He scoffed, reaching to open the passenger side door for her. "But not now. Maybe when we're home and on wider roads." 

"Guess you couldn't resist American muscle, huh?" 

"Only thing America is good for," He poked, watching her gasp playfully. "Here, you know the drill." 

"Always." She replied, taking the pillow Rachel had given her to place between her belly and the seatbelt, moving her seat back to give herself more room before leaning it back. The car smelled brand new - like he had never driven it. Clean as a whistle and not a speck of dust anywhere she could see - the only thing of his that was in it was a container of wipes made for interior cleaning. She was afraid to truly get comfortable - not wanting to risk disturbing the interior of his car as it was something he took pride in when he could enjoy it. 

"Ready?" He asked as he entered the driver's seat. 

"Yes." 

The car started without fail, leaving the silence of the parking garage to be interrupted by its hemi engine. Kiera smiled genuinely, excited to hear the car as she had never seen a Hellcat in person before - let alone got to sit in one. Rev it up, please! 

"You alright over there?" He chuckled, breaking her train of thought as he watched her look down to the buttons on the door, rolling down her window slightly to hear the car's exhaust. 

"I've never seen one of these in person," She smiled. "Since you won't do a burnout, can you rev it? I want to hear it." She giggled. 

"Oh, you'll hear it, trust me." He shook his head before putting it in gear and slowly proceeding to the exit of the parking garage. 

He took amusement in watching her pout, knowing he wasn't about to do anything to even risk putting her into an uncomfortable situation, even if that meant just accelerating too quickly. He didn't want to risk it, but her excitement and wide smile on her face was so hard for him to say no to... 

He pulled onto the road carefully, accelerating to meet the flow of traffic before reaching for her hand - something he always found himself doing when he was driving her - a habit. A good one. 

"See, that guy wants to race," Kiera pointed to the car next to them through the tinted window. "Go on green." 

He chuckled, "Kiera, that guy knows better for one. And for two, I can get pulled over for this car being too loud in this city." 

"That's stupid," She scoffed. "It's your car - you should be able to do whatever you want. Even if that means burning the tires off of this thing." 

"Believe me, I have." 

"Then what's stopping you now?" 

"You," He retorted. "I've got precious cargo. Not risking it." 

"You'll give in and let me drive it. You watch." She giggled. 

"I told you I would, but not while you're pregnant and not on roads you don't know." 

"Fine," She huffed, leaning back in her seat and gazing out the window, unaware that Simon was smirking at her the entire time. "Just once... I want to hear the whine..." 

He shook his head, masking his smirk as her hand was still in his when he went to change the gear to third, pressing the clutch as he did so to accelerate onto the highway, the infamous Hellcat Whine buzzing in her ears and the vibration from the car's power tickling her palm through the gearshift. She giggled, glancing over to see how fast he had gotten to in such a short period of time, feeling the car slow down once he merged into a slower lane of traffic. "You could've been way up there by now!" She poked. 

"I only did that so it would get out of your system," He huffed. "Happy now?" 

"I'll be happy when you let me drive it," She giggled. "I could've had us there by now." 

"Is that right? When you don't know these roads and especially not knowing that you're supposed to be on the opposite side?" 

"Yep. I would've figured it out and we wouldn't be riding in the granny express of Hellcats." 

He chuckled, "If you say so." 

"Really?" 

"Listen, if you pay attention to these roads and listen to my directions, I might consider letting you drive us back. It's a very thin line, but I might." 

She smirked. I knew you'd give in eventually. 

"You'd let me give it the magic pedal?" She giggled, referring to letting her speed just once. 

"No. Speed limit." 

"The speed limit is just a suggestion..." 

"Fine line is broken. No." 

She scoffed, "You didn't even give me a chance!"

"I did. Twice." 

"When?" She laughed. 

"The first one was in my head, but the second one was just now." He smirked, downshifting to take the nearby exit that led into the town over from Manchester, wanting to take the long way as it had been a long while that he had gotten to enjoy his car. 

"Whatever, you're just mad that I can drive it better than you." She teased. 

"I doubt that-" 

"I'd have this thing screaming down the highway. And I can drive a manual just in case you didn't know." 

"Never doubted that you could, love, but I know how excited you get - you'd have this thing flipped in a ditch." 

"At least I would've been going fast enough to enjoy it." 

"You. Are. Pregnant." 

"I know, babe, I'm just playing with you." 

"A part of me thinks that you're not." He arched his brow. 

"Partially..." She shrugged. "I do want to drive it, though. Carefully."

"When you're not pregnant and I have the confidence to watch our kids by myself." 

"Fine, but until then, I think you've earned yourself a new nickname." 

"Yeah? What's that?" 

"Granny Express." 

He breathed a laugh, genuinely loving her humor. I'll never get tired of this, he mused. "Just like your new nickname is penguin - waddling around like you own Antartica." 

She scoffed, turning her head away from him as he chuckled, bringing her hand to his lips to press a kiss to her knuckles, his thumb finding its way back to her bare ring finger, glancing down at it briefly as he imagined how gorgeous the ring would look on her finger, still contemplating on how he was going to ask her. Hell, I should put the ring on my keychain and hand them to her to let her drive it...

#simon riley #simonriley #simon ghost riley #simonghostriley #simon riley x oc #simon riley fluff #simon riley x og female #ghostcod #ghost riley #ghost mw2 #ghost fanfiction #ghost fandom #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty mw2 #callofduty #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty #cod mwii #simon riley cod #cod mw2 fanfic #cod mw oc

[holyhappyhour]

The Bad Deal: part 2

part 1

Le goes quiet, keeping her gaze unfocused and away from Conrad's look of concern. But she joins him in sitting up in bed, though she stays close, shoulder against his broad chest.

"What do you mean? There's no way--"

Le cuts him off. "I got a message on Tumblr. Told me where this uhh. Some deal was s'posed to go down. And, fuck, Connie..."

"What happened, Le....?"

She sighs a long, tired sigh. "It's. Uh.. Shit. Hold on. I got a uh, a video--"

Excuses herself for a moment to fetch her phone from where she'd undressed in the entryway She takes a quick pull from the open bottle of Irish whiskey she'd left in the living room, then quickly rejoins her partner in bed. She settles in and unlocks the device, pulls up her most recent videos, and holds it for them both to watch.

"Just... Look."

The shaky, unsteady video is taken from a distance, though the focus zooms as far as possible within the first few seconds. Four figures can be seen, three presumably male figures dressed in more clothing than appropriate for the warm weather, and a much smaller female with blonde hair. The group appear to be standing in the middle of a nearly empty warehouse, cast in the warm, golden glow of sunset.

The blonde reaches into her pocket, pulling out a small bag of something. Even zoomed in on the phone's camera it's hard to see just what was contained in the sack. She reaches out to one of the people, and a quick deal is made. "Now don't use it all in one place!"

The bubbly voice chimes in as the bag is held. The three men begin to argue amongst themselves, and it is clear the direction that is being taken as the woman takes a couple steps back, swinging her hands clasped behind her back.

The man with the bag barks something at the other two, and quickly gobbles the content up, "oh, look at you go," the blonde says, still slowly inching away. The plastic container falls daintily to the floor, letting itself ride the wind down.

Le wants to look away from the screen. She's already seen this, she knows what's coming next. But she keeps her green eyes glued to the video anyway.

Immediately the man begins hacking up, coughing and welching to himself while it echoes through the empty room. There is a distinct sound of skin beginning to tear and rip as the whines become screams.

His partners look on in confusion up until the sound of his arm snaps, the visuals showing the limb bending at ninety degrees, bone jutted outward. Muscles and tendons hang loosely from the tear when the other arm snaps, the screams louder and easily puncturing into the outside world. An ichor rolls from his eye sockets, reverb adding to his voice.

Flesh shifts, muscle moves down and his height slowly begins to increase. The jagged bones that were once arms elongate even more, protruding out like makeshift spears while the remaining arm falls off. The other two Supers now also back away, watching the mouth of the first rip open and grow in size.

The video pauses, Conrad's finger against the screen. Le looks over, only to see his brown eyes wide with horror.

"...Yeah. Uh. We don't have to finish it, but--"

Conrad shakes his head. Takes a deep, slow, unsteady breath. "No. No, it's okay I just." Another deep breath, and heavy sigh.

"Look, I know it's a lot to--"

"Le. Le, look at me," Conrad says firmly, turning to put a hand on each of Le's bare shoulders. "I get it, I get.. Why you didn't tell me first. And we! Can talk about that later." There's high note to his voice where he was going for a joke, only to fall flat in the sternness of the moment. "But I'm your partner, and I'm your boyfriend too. Whatever you face, I. Want to face it too."

For a moment, Le just stares at him, her typical, unreadably dour expression in place. "...That's. Like. The gayest shit I've ever heard." She can't help but break face into a light, hint of a chuckle. But a deep breath brings the brief comedic break to an end.

"Okay. It's. Not much longer. But uhh," she vaguely warns as she presses the screen to resume.

"Oh, hun, told you not to take it all," she says, marveling at her work. The other two Supers seem uncertain what to do as the screaming slowly comes to a halt, but the same ichor now rolls out of the mouth, his head having lost eyes and nose during the process. What was once a normal sized person was an ugly and gaunt looking creature of skin and bones. Clothes begin to rip at the seam, protrusions of bone popping up like spines.

"Oh, dear, would you kindly give your friends a message from the Church?"

Her words are turned to action, as the transformed Super impales his left most colleague with the bone arm, lifting the man high off the ground.

The video cuts off abruptly.

And a long silence floods the bedroom.

"...So that's uhh."

"..."

"The uhh.. The other one got away."

"The...?"

"Yeah, the uhhh. The- the junkie guy, not the uhhhh...." Le gestures with her free hand to the image of the Monster, frozen mid attack on the screen.

"Monstrosity."

"The... Yeah." Le's voice sinks. She feels Conrad's arm pull her tighter. His hand is shaking.

"Did you.. Fight that thing....?"

"No! No no no, fuck no."

"Then...?"

Le pauses a moment to recollect. She had almost dropped her phone in shock at the moment the video cut out, and had replaced it with her revolver instead. Which meant the rest of the bizarre rendezvous had gone unrecorded.

"There was another woman that I swear just kinda.. Came out of nowhere? Just uhh.. She let the other guy go, the one that-- Yeah, yeah. Then she just kind of.... Completely. Minced that thing with this like. This big ass spear..??"

Conrad's eyes go wide, but he nods for her to continue.

"Right, so uhhh. Yeah, she cut that monster up into pieces before it could even fight back, she was insane, Connie. Didn't bat a fuckin' eye. But this thing, it had uhh, it- it regenerated, you know? Kept healing itself up the little cuts, but it was like, too slow to keep up. She had it down just totally helpless on the ground and.... Fucking walked away, Connie."

"...Wait. Wha--"

"She said she wasn't gonna follow through and told it to go. Told it to go out into the world, like some kinda relocated possum."

"A possum with an.... Insatiable hunger for blood and flesh....."

"....Yeah. So uhh."

A look of horror suddenly crosses Conrad's face. "He's not still..."

"No!! No no no no n o. No I uh. I put it out. For good, I'm sure of it. But that woman got away before I could catch her."

Conrad is quiet for a moment, then sighs heavily. His tense shoulders slump, and he pulls Le in to a tight, warm hug. "So you didn't get hurt then...?"

"Nah, nah. Only the trauma-- Oh." Suddenly she readjusts, kicking one leg out from under the covers. "Cut myself on some glass, I uhh. Shit, I really forgot about that. Huh."

"You... Had a lot on your mind, I think. Here, let's.. Get that cleaned up real quick," He slides out of bed, walks around to offer a hand to Le, who rolls her eyes but can't help a little smile. "And we can think about this more tomorrow, okay? Or, iiiif you can't sleep, I'll stay up and we can talk about it tonight."

Le thinks for a moment as she takes her partner's hand. It's not often she allows him to take care of her so kindly, normally insisting to treat her wounds herself. But for tonight, she thinks maybe they both deserve this.

"Mmm. Tomorrow. Yeah. Gimme 2-- okay 3, more shots of that Jameson. And it can definitely be tomorrow."

(( Italicized paragraphs are written by @hulizi / @calestro and taken directly from the RP where these events took place!! thank youuuuuu Rayne for your contributions and for being a phenomenal RP buddy 💖💖💖💖 ))

#ooc #ic actions #not visible ic #the bad deal #drabbles #idk what other tags I'm going to try when I inevitably look back and realized I have no consistent tagging system for my actual writing so #emetophobia // #kind of #body horror //

[z-iridest]

My Hero Academia- I am Phoenix

Chapter 18- Test of Heroes:

"All right, that's it for class today." Aizawa told us a couple days later. "There's only one week left until your final exams begin. I'm sure you all studying constantly, right?" I mean, I am, but I don't know about everyone else. I thought. "Don't forget to keep training. The written exam is only one element. There's also the practical portion to worry about. Good luck." With that, our teacher left the room.

"I'VE BARELY TAKEN NOTES THIS SEMESTER!" Mina and Kaminari exclaimed, Kaminari in horror and Mina laughing.

"And with the Sports Festival and the internship, I didn't have time to read the textbook!" Kaminari added in a panic. On the midterm, those two placed the lowest at 20th and 21st specially. 

"It's true that we haven't had much free time lately..." Tokoyami trailed off, having placed 15th, just outside the bottom five.

"We'd barely learned anything when we took our midterms, so they didn't seem all that hard, but I'm kinda worried about these." Sato was telling Koda, both placing 13th and 12th respectively. "We've been through a lot, and they probably won't pull any punches when it comes to testing us." 

"As someone ranked in the top ten, I'm not that concerned." Mineta bragged. Much as I hate to admit it, he placed tenth.

"I still don't know how you managed that, you little shit." I glared at him. I'd placed second behind Momo, but I still didn't know how Mineta of all people managed the top ten.

"WHAT?! YOU WERE TENTH IN THE MIDTERMS?!" They both yelled in shock.

"Aw man, and I thought you were one of us." Mina whined.

"Don't you know weirdo little creeps like you are only likeable if they're kind of stupid?! Who's gonna love you now?!" Kaminari added. I mean, I'm not convinced he's not an idiot... 

"Everyone, trust me." Mineta replied. See?

"Ashido, Kaminari! We've still got time to study! That way we'll all get to go to the training camp together, right?" Ever the optimist, Izuku encouraged both our classmates. Having placed in 5th himself in the midterms, he had a right to be. Iida, who placed in third right below me, raised his hand as if taking an oath.

"Yes! As Class Rep, I have high hopes that we'll make UA proud!" Iida shouted.

"It's pretty hard to fail if you just pay attention in class, isn't it?" Todoroki asked, the Peppermint boy placing in sixth right behind Izuku.

"You're not wrong." I shrugged, but Kaminari acted like we wounded him.

"Why you gotta cut me down like that?!" He whined. 

"Hey, don't worry about it, you two, I can catch you up to speed on the important topics if you want." Momo offered. I swear that woman's too much of a goddess for her own good...

"You're the best, Yaomomo!" Kaminari and Mina exclaimed. Since when has her nickname ever been Yaomomo? She instantly darkened, hanging her head.

"I'm afraid it won't be of any help when it comes to the practical, though..." She trailed off.

"I've been studying but... Could you help me out too? I'm having some trouble understanding quadratic functions." Kyoka had placed 8th, but approached our Yaomomo anyway.

"Really?"

"Tutor me, please! Classical Japanese is killing me!" Seto approached her next. He placed 18th on our midterms...

"Ah..."

"Is there room for one more?" Ojiro asked before Yaomomo could even have a chance to respond. "I'm afraid I'm falling behind a little." He placed 9th in the midterms.

"Pretty please!" They all begged her. She lit up again.

"This is wonderful!" She jumped out of her seat, pumping her arms in the air. "Yes! Let's do it!"

"All right!" They cheered.

"Okay, then. We can hold a study session at my residence over the weekend." Yaomomo went planning.

"Seriously?! I can't wait to see your fancy digs!" Mina squealed. As Yaomomo went on a tangent planning the study session, Todoroki approached me.

"Would you want to study together, Yagi?" He asked. I smiled.

"Sure, did you want to meet up somewhere?" I countered. He shrugged, signalling he didn't know. "Okay, well, there's this little café nearby Tatooine station if that's okay?" I asked. He nodded.

"Sounds good." He answered, making me smile.

"It's a plan then." I replied.

"You think I don't know enough?! Maybe I should be at the lessons into your skull!" We then heard Bakugo (4th place in the midterms) growling at Kirishima (who placed 16th). I sighed.

"I'm counting on it." Kirishima responded. 

"Hah, everyone's panicking right now. But it won't do any good to cram this late in the game." Aoyama stated as Shouji- who came in 11th- walked over to him.

"Shouldn't you be more concerned? You didn't do very well in the midterms." He asked, pointing out that Aoyama came in 19th in the midterms. 

"Are you talking about moi? I did just fine, thank you." Aoyama replied. At lunch, Izuku, Tsu, Toru, Ochaco, Iida, Todoroki and I sat together.

"I'm kinda scared about the practical. I have no idea what it's gonna be." Izuku said.

"Neither do I..." I trailed off.

"Hard to believe they'd give us anything too crazy." Iida answered, making me look at him.

"Considering those of us who weren't at recommendation level had to fight robots in the practical of the entrance exam, I beg to differ. For all we know, they could put us against our teachers." I brought up.

"Please don't jinx it, Hino." Ochaco and Toru begged me. I shrugged.

"I'm not, I'm just saying."

"Anyways, the written exam questions will all be stuff from class, so..." He took a bite of food. "I should be able to do those." At his words, Ochaco stiffened, probably remembering that she came in 14th during the entrance exam.

"Do you really think it's going be that simple?" She asked, sounding nervous.

"It's driving me nuts. I just wanna know what they'll have us doing." Izuku responded.

"It's a comprehensive test of everything we learned from this year." Toru replied, having placed 17th while Tsu had placed 7th.

"Yep, and that's about all we could get Mr. Aizawa to tell us." Tsu added.

"Okay, so then, it'll cover combat and rescue training. Oh, and basic training." Ochaco summed up.

"We can't just study-we have to stay in great physical shape-" Izuku's stomach suddenly hit the table as he got elbowed in the head. I instantly jumped out of my seat, glaring at the blond asshole who caused it, but got yanked back down by Todoroki.

"Oh, sorry, your head's so big that it's hard to miss." He cracked.

"Yours is bigger, should I put a burn mark on that big ass forehead of yours?!" I snapped.

"Hino!" Ochaco's tone was warning.

"He started it." I looked at her.

"You're from class 1-B. Um... Monoma, right? That really hu-"

"I heard you guys stumbled across the Hero Killer. Just like in the Sports Festival, Class 1-A isn't happy unless they're the center of attention." Monoma was really starting to tick me off.

"Maybe if you'd actually brought your A-game, you would have had the spotlight in the Sports Festival, not my fault your battle IQ's at 20. Besides that, it wasn't like we were looking for the Hero Killer." I replied. I mean, one of us was, but the blond Wanna-B didn't need to know that.

"But you do realize you're not in the spotlight because people think you're good heroes, right? It's just that you keep getting into so much trouble. Here's food for thought: Some day, the rest of us might get caught up in your mess, and then we'll all become unwitting victims as well. What kind of horrible villains will you bring down upon us?"

"Can I burn him yet?" I mumbled with my teeth clenched.

"He's not worth it, Yagi." Todoroki told me, keeping a hand on my arm to keep me from jumping across the table.

"What demon-" He got cut off by a girl with an orange ponytail. She caught his lunch tray as he dropped to the floor, Kairi standing over him.

"That's not funny, Monoma!" Kairi chided him.

"You heard what happened to Iida, chill out!" Kendo told him.

"Kendo." Iida spoke her name.

"I apologize for him... I'm pretty sure he has a hole where his heart should be." Kendo apologized. I glanced at Monoma. And I'm pretty sure you knocked him out! I thought.

"So, we were listening... We know you're all worried about what's going to be on the big final practical." Kendo brought up.

"We heard it's gonna be combat against robots like the entrance exam." Kairi tilted her head slightly.

"Huh?!" Ochaco and I both cried out.

"What? Really? How do you know that?" Izuku asked.

"One of my friends who's a few grades up filled me in. I know, cheating but... Oh well." Kendo answered. While the others were talking, Kairi noticed the fact that Todoroki still had his hand on my arm and looked at me, smirking. I looked away from her, hiding the fact that my face was burning.

"What kind of idiot are you, Kendo?" As Izuku was rambling, Monoma woke up. "You just have away our whole strategic advantage! This was our chance to finally pull ahead of that class full of idiots!" He got splashed with water courtesy of Kairi's quirk.

"You're the idiot!" She exclaimed just as Kendo chopped him again.

"Right, they're not the idiots!" Kendo told him before she dragged him away.

"Good luck on exams, guys!" Kairi beamed, hoping onto one foot as she waved goodbye. As I watched her walk away, I noticed Tetsutetsu join her and sling an arm around her, making her lean her head on his shoulder. Awwww, how cute! I thought. 

"ALRIGHT!" Mina and Kaminari exclaimed a while later after we told everyone else the news Kendo had given us.

"This'll be super easy if it's just robots!" Kaminari added.

"Such awesome news!" Mina exclaimed.

"Why do you sound so happy?" Shouji asked. "You both have a hard time controlling your Quirks."

"Yeah, but I can let loose with robots!" Kaminari pumped his fists. Why do I feel like my earlier statement's gonna end up jinxing us? I thought as Mina did the same thing as Kaminari.

"Now you just need Yayorozu to help you study and you'll be all set for finals." Sero was pointing out.

"We'll definitely be able to go to the training camp now!" Kaminari and Mina cheered. 

"It shouldn't matter if it's robots or actual people. Why are you morons so excited?" Bakugo growled out.

"Hey, who're you calling a moron?!" Kaminari yelled.

"Shut up!" Katsuki roared, making Kaminari shrink. "You need to learn how to control your Quirk! Ya got it?!" He then turned to Izuku. "Hey! Deku!" The intensity got so thick you could cut it with a knife. "I don't know what's goin' on with your power, but I saw the way you're using it now and I want you to know... It's seriously pissing me off." 

"Uh oh... He must mean how Deku was flying around like him the other day..." Ochaco trailed off worriedly.

"Oh, yeah, totally..." Mina realized.

"We'll be getting individual scores in the upcoming finals. New rankings. So we'll all know exactly where we're standing! I'll show you how much better I am." He then turned his gaze on our red and white haired classmate. "And Todoroki? I'll kill you, too." Todoroki didn't respond, and Bakugo turned his eyes on me.

"I'm not holding back." I replied before he could say anything... He stormed out of the room, slamming the door behind him. I rolled my eyes.

"It's been a while since I've seen him that worked up." Kirishima commented after a minute. 

"Think it's impatience? Or hatred?" Tokoyami asked.

"Hatred? He wants to be the best at everything, so that's how he acts. He's just being competitive." I answered, crossing my arms over my chest and leaning against the side of my desk. With Izuku, it was different though... Ochaco was right, there was a rivalry there, though it seemed one sided. He did seem to hate me just as much as Izuku in the past, but... It didn't have as much bite to it as it did before the Sports Festival if that makes any sense... Anyway, for the next week, I studied and trained on my own and when the weekend finally came, I met up with Todoroki to do our own study group. I had dressed casually, just in jeans, a T-shirt and combat boots with my hair in a low ponytail pulled over my left shoulder. When I arrived, I was a little early, so I just ordered a drink and decided to study a bit on my own while I waited for Todoroki. But, much as I tried, I couldn't focus. The nightmare was happening every night now. I messed with the necklace around my neck as I sat back in my seat, taking my glasses off for a second to pinch the bridge of my nose. You were meant to be just like me.... What the hell does that even mean? And who's voice was it? The more the nightmare kept happening, the more the other voice took over my own until it was all I could hear...

"Yagi? Are you okay?" I looked up to see Todoroki had arrived. He had his school bag slung over his shoulder, and he was wearing gray pants, his usual light blue sneakers, and a navy blue button up that was left open the reveal the white shirt he had on underneath. 

"Yeah, I'm fine." I gave a small smile. "Just lost in thought for a second. I'm glad you made it okay." I answered him.

"The directions you gave were pretty detailed." He shrugged off his bag and sat down across from me before he noticed my drink. He looked confused, making me have to bite back a giggle.

"It's strawberry milk tea with strawberry boba, do you want one?" I asked. He looked at me for a second.

"I couldn't ask that..."

"You're not, I'm offering." I interrupted. He blinked for a couple more seconds before nodding. I smiled. "I'll be right back then." With that, I got up and ordered another one for Todoroki. 

"Quite the cutie you got across from you." Jarsa, the barista that usually works when I come in, commented.

"Don't even, he's just a friend." I told her.

"Really? Because the way he looks at your reminds me of the way my husband used to look at me." She threw back. I felt my face burn, making her laugh as she gave me the milk tea for Todoroki. "You're not denying it."

"We're just friends, I'm not gonna get burnt again the way I got burned with... Well... You know..." I trailed off, rubbing the back of my neck.

"He doesn't give me the bad vibes that blood manipulator gave me." Jarsa was quick to reply. "Go on." She shooed me toward him again. I shook my head before I rejoined Todoroki.

"Here you go." I gave it to him.

"Thank you." He replied. I watched him as he looked at the way it was sealed, looked at the straw, then looked at me for help. A few giggles left me before I motioned for him to give it back to me. Once he did, I showed him how to unwrap the straw and to stab it through the top before giving it back to him. I watched him stare at the cup for a few seconds before I giggled, muffling it with my hand. 

"Go ahead, try it." I encouraged him. Once he took a drink, I put my glasses back on and went back to studying. After a few minutes of silence between us, I heard him speak again.

"Have you always had glasses?" I looked at him to find him staring at me.

"Yeah, I wear them in class all the time." I answered. Had he not noticed this whole time? Then again, he was pretty oblivious so far, so...

"You look pretty with glasses..." He looked away. "Actually, you always look pretty..." Did this guy know what he was doing to me?! I looked at my notebook.

"Thank you." I murmured, feeling him stare at me.

"Are you all right? Your face is really red." I felt him out a hand on my forehead. "Your forehead's really hot..."

"Yeah, I'm fine." I managed to get out, trying to get a hold of myself. I could practically hear the giggle fit coming from behind the counter. Oh my god, kill me now... Once I got a hold of myself, the study session actually went pretty well. Todoroki was definitely smart, logical, and he could solve problems as soon as he saw them. Kinda made me wonder why he'd invited me to study with him in the first place... He probably could have done all the studying on his own in a much quicker time frame. It honestly did help since he knew how to solve the problems I wasn't sure of, and I even helped him figure out the answers to a few things when he wasn't sure. Once I got home, I trained, using everything I'd learned. I suddenly wondered how Kirishima and Bakugo's study group was going, snickering as I imagined Bakugo hitting Kirishima in the head with a rolled up newspaper everytime the redhead got an answer wrong. They probably even got kicked out of the place they were studying because of Bakugo's explosive temper... 

You were meant to be just like me. I got startled out of my thoughts by that same voice again, except this time, I wasn't dreaming. I looked around. No one else was there, and I was home, so I would have definitely heard something if someone had entered... I decided to call it for the day, going inside with a shudder.  The next day, the exams started. It felt like all the written exams passed in the blink of an eye, and before I knew it... "All right, put your pencils down." Day 3 of the exams had arrived. The last person in each row, bring the answer sheets to me." Mina and Kaminari were already out of their seats as Yaomomo collected our row's papers.

"Thanks so much for all your help!" Mina exclaimed gratefully.

"I didn't leave anything blank at least!" Kaminari added. That afternoon, we were brought to the Central Plaza training area after we were dressed in our costumes, only to find ourselves lined up across from all our teachers.

"Now then, let's begin the last test." Mr. Aizawa began. "Remember, it's possible to fail this final. If you wanna go to camp, but make any stupid mistakes."

"Why are all of the teachers all here?" Kyoka asked.

"I expect many of you have gathered information and believe you have some idea of what you'll be faced with today." Mr Aizawa answered.

"We're fighting those big ol' metal robots!" Kaminari had the gall to open his fat mouth. 

"Fireworks! S'mores! Here we come, camp!" Mina exclaimed.

"Actually, this year's tests..." Principal Nezu popped out of Mr. Aizawa's scarf. "... Will be completely different, for various reasons." What is it with our principal and our teacher's scarf?

"Principal Nezu!" Kyoka, Ojiro and Sero all exclaimed.

"You're changing things?" Yaomomo asked in disbelief.

"The tests now have a new focus." Principal Nezu was explaining while he climbed down from Mr. Aizawa. "There will be Hero work, of course. But also teamwork and combat between actual people." Oh no... "So, what does that mean for you? You students will be working together in pairs and your opponents will be one of our esteemed UA teachers! Isn't"t that fabulous!" I felt all the eyes of my friends looking at me. Looks like I jinxed it... Oops... Meanwhile, the rest of the class were wide eyed with shock.

"We're.... fighting the teachers?!" Ochaco questioned.

"Additionally, your partners and opponents have already been chosen. They were determined at my discretion based on various factors, including fighting style, grades and interpersonal relationships. First off, Yayorozu, Yagi, and Todoroki are a team.... Against me." I glanced at Ochaco, seeing her look at me. I'm pretty sure my nerves were all over my face since she gave me a sympathetic look. "Then, we have Midoriya paired with Bakugo." They both were as shocked as I was, looking at each other, but our teacher wasn't done. "And their opponent is..." That's when Dad showed up and my eyes went wide.

"I am here to fight!" Dad exclaimed as he stood upright. I looked at Izuku, nervous for him. It wouldn't have been a problem for me to go against my Dad, considering I knew the exact time limit he was on and his weaknesses. Thinking about it, that's probably why Mr. Aizawa didn't put me against my own Dad, but to put Dad's number one fanboy and successor against him with the kid that hated said successor... This wasn't good...

"We're up against All Might?!" They both exclaimed at the same time. 

"You're going to have to work together, boys, if you want to win!" Dad told the two. One glare from Bakugo directed at Izuku told me he wasn't going to listen, though. Dad chuckled. 

"And now, let's announce the teams and teachers they'll be fighting in order." Principal Nezu announced. First up would be Sato and Kirishima against Cementoss, Tsu and Tokoyami against Ectoplasm, Iida and Ojiro against Power Loader, me, Todoroki and Yaomomo against Mr. Aizawa, Aoyama and Ochaco against Thirteen, Mina and Kaminari against Principal Nezu, Kyoka and Koda against Present Mic, Toru and Shoji against Snipe, Mineta and Sero against Midnight and finally Izuku and Bakugo against my Dad. Oh great, that fight's gonna be last? "To complete the exam, you'll have 30 minutes. In order to win, your objective is to put these handcuffs on your teacher. Or, you can win if one of you manages to escape from the combat stage." Principal Nezu explained.

"So, we've either got to capture the teacher or run away. It's basically like the combat training." Kaminari summed up.

"Yeah, but is it really okay to just jet?" Mina asked.

"Yup." Principal Nezu answered her.

"It's going to be much different than that combat training you all went through earlier. After all, you're up against people way better than you!"

"Better? Really?" Kyoka mumbled under her breath. "Wait, aren't you just the announcer?"

"Hey, watch your mouth, girl- Have some respect!" Present Mic answered.

"This time, your exam will be very similar to a real battle. As strange as it is, please think of us as villains." Thirteen told us, though her words only made me picture my Dad as a villain that towered over everyone and was too strong for any hero to fight. The thought honestly made me shudder. 

"Assumin' you come across your enemy, if you think you can win against them, then fight. However..."

"In instances where you're outmatched, it would be smarter to run away and find help. Todoroki, Iida, Midoriya, Yagi. I'm sure the four of you understand." Mr. Aizawa finished Snipe's thought. 

"I won't make that mistake again. I will pass this test and prove that I'm a hero!" Iida exclaimed.

"So, we fight to win.... Or run to win." Izuku murmured.

"That's right! It's a test of your decision-making skills. But with these rules, you're probably thinking your only real choice is to flee. That's why the support course made these super clever accessories for us." Dad held up some kind of... metal bracelet?

"Behold! Ultra-compressed weights!" Present Mic told us.

"These babies will add about half our body weight to our physiques. It's not much, but they will eat up our stamina and make it harder for us to move around." Dad explained. I mean, in your case, you're adding double your body weight since you have four while the rest have two... I thought, just as Dad grunted. "Oh shoot... These are heavier than I thought! We had a contest to come up with these designs, and Young Hatsume ended up winning it." The girl with pink hair and goggles that was zipping across the second obstacle during the sports festival? I thought.

"You think we need a handicap to win against you?" Bakugo growled. "Well think again." 

"You seriously think you can take All Might without it?" I countered. Dad just laughed.

"This'll be fun." Dad replied.

"Let's begin. The teams will take the practical exams in the order you were called. We have a stage prepared for you. Sato, Kirishima, you're up."

"Yes, sir!" They exclaimed before the teachers filed into the building.

"Those waiting their turn to fight can either watch the exams or strategize together as a team. It's your choice. That's all." Mr. Aizawa told us before following the other teachers.

"Ojiro, I'd like to discuss how we might be able to coordinate the use of our Quirks." Iida was the first one to speak.

"Great." Ojiro replied.

"Tokoyami? Let's go come up with a plan." Tsu replied.

"Agreed." Tokoyami replied while they went inside together.

"We've got to figure out a way to destroy Miss Midnight's costume!" Mineta exclaimed.

"You are such a little scumbag." Sero mumbled as he followed Mineta inside. 

"Come on, Momo, let's come up with a plan." I told her before looking at Todoroki. "You coming?" I asked him. He looked at me before walking away. I sighed. "He already has a plan." I shook my head. Knowing him, it would be having us make a run for the gate while he holds off Mr. Aizawa. 

"Then my plan won't work..." Momo answered. I looked at her.

"Hey, not every plan works, we should still strategize just in case his doesn't pan out. Knowing Mr. Aizawa, I don't think the plan Todoroki has in mind will work." I told her. She looked unsure, but nodded, going with me into one of the waiting rooms. But, not even two minutes after we had sat down to talk, the buzzer went off.

"Sato and Kirishima have been knocked out! Exam over!" The automated system announced.

"Seriously?!" I asked, looking up. 

"That was fast." Yaomomo commented.

"Yeah, too fast... Looks like the match will be harder than we thought, I'm glad we agreed to strategize about this together." I told her. "What's the idea you have?" I asked after a second. She looked away from me. "Hey, don't close up on me. Please?" I tried again to get her to answer, but to no avail. "Momo, we're a team..."

"Team Tokoyami and Asui have passed the final!" The announcement came. Momo stood up.

"So Tokoyami and Asui have passed their exam... I'm not surprised." She finally spoke, leaving the room with me right behind her. 

"Team Ojiro and Iida have passed the final!" The automated system announced the end of Iida and Ojiro's match just as we arrived to our arena. We met up with Todoroki.

"It's our turn now. Let's go." Todoroki told us. Momo was still holding back, and she looked unsure of herself again.

"Yaomomo." I called her by her nickname, which snapped her out of it.

"What's wrong, are you nervous?" Todoroki asked her.

"Oh... No."

"It's okay... With our opponent, I don't blame you." Todoroki, she just said she's not nervous! I thought, but Todoroki wasn't done. "Don't worry, I have a plan in mind for us." 

"Todoroki, don't you think we should..." Before I could say anything more, I was cut off by the buzzer.

"Team Todoroki, Yagi and Yayorozu. Practical Exam. Ready. Go." The announcement went over the speakers. Shit, so much for hashing it out... As we ran, Todoroki told us his plan. "Yayorozu, listen, I want you to keep making small objects. When you stop being able to, it means Mr. Aizawa's close by." I knew it...

"Or at least we're within his line of sight... Todoroki, we should have-" I added, once again trying to get Todoroki to listen.

"Our success will depend on which one of us finds the other first. Once we spot him, I'll draw him to me. Then, you two can run to the escape gate and win this thing for us. Just stay close to me until then." Aaand once again, my protest fell on dead ears. This is oddly familiar... Momo opened her mouth to say something, drawing my attention to her. She does have a plan, I knew it! I thought. Todoroki noticed our focused had changed and spoke again. "C'mon, hurry up and start making things." She looked down.

"Sure... No problem..." Momo replied. No, no, you have to tell him your plan, Yaomomo, come on! I wanted to scream at Todoroki for not listening to her, but Yaomomo wouldn't speak up for herself either. As we continued to run, Yaomomo created Russian dolls, small and easy to store away. I will admit one thing, seeing Todoroki's look of utter confusion was hilarious.

"Um... I guess those work okay, but what are they?" He asked.

"Oh, these things? They're just Russian nesting dolls." Momo answered. 

"Right... Let me know if either of you notice your Quirks acting strangely at all." Todoroki activated his ice side before continuing to run. I noticed Yaomomo hesitate. 

"Yaomomo, if you have a plan, voice it. The only way we're going to pass is if we communicate with each other." I told her. She shook her head.

"It won't work... Come on, we gotta catch up to Todoroki." She told me before hurrying after our teammate, making the Russian dolls as she went. I sighed, following after her as I activated my fire on one hand, at the ready for a fight. "I'd expect nothing less from you, Todoroki."

"What'd you mean?" He asked.

"You were able to come up with a plan to use against Mr. Aizawa so quickly. You knew exactly what was best as soon as we started." It's not the best plan... 

"This is nothing." Todoroki waved off her compliment. Yaomomo stopped.

"No... You're wrong." Todoroki and I both stopped to face her. "As students who got into UA through recommendations, you and I started from the same place, Todoroki. But, in terms of the practical skills that a hero needs, I haven't really managed to do anything that stands out. During the Calvary battle, I just followed your orders, and then when it was my turn to fight, I failed before I could do anything..." That was when I noticed that my flames had stopped burning and the dolls were stopped.

"Yaomomo, the dolls!" I pointed out.

"He's coming!" Todoroki realized.

"I'm sorry!" Yaomomo apologized.

"If you know I'm here, then you should be acting." Aizawa spoke from above us. Todoroki and I turned as he dropped down from the telephone wires. "I would suggest that you prioritize evasion since I've taken your powers from you."

"Yayorozu, Yagi, go!" Todoroki attacked Mr. Aizawa.

"Would you pull your head out, there's gotta be another way! We need to regroup and actually talk about this like we should have before the rest even started!" I flared up in anger as Yaomomo ran for it, trying to get him to listen to me.

"Don't argue, just go!" He yelled back. I grit my teeth.

"Todoroki, listen to me-"

"I can handle this myself, Yagi! I don't need your help!" Todoroki shot at me, interrupting me. I stepped back a bit, his words stinging me a bit. Did he really believe that? That I wasn't strong enough to handle this? After everything? "Yagi, go!" He shouted again. I ran after Yaomomo. If Todoroki wouldn't listen, maybe I could get her to listen... I lost track of her after a minute, and despite it being risky, I jumped into the air to look for her with a bird's eye view. I saw Todoroki get captured before I spotted Yaomomo going the opposite way of the escape gate.

"What is she doing?" I asked myself before flying toward her, landing in front of her and getting her to a shadowed area in one movement. She was panting on a panic attack and looked extremely out of it. "Yaomomo, can you hear me?" I asked her. She nodded as Mr. Aizawa passed where we were hiding. "Name five things you can see." I told her. She gave me a weird look. "Just do it." 

"The sky, the street, the wall, you and my nesting dolls." She seemed a bit calmer as she answered. 

"Name four things you can feel." 

"Your hands on my shoulders, my heart racing against my chest, the ground below me and the wall behind me." She was continuing to calm down more.

"Good. Three things you can hear."

"Your voice, my own, and Mr Aizawa looking for us close by." 

"We're out of his line of sight for the moment, we're fine. Two things you can smell."

"My sweat and... Hino, are you wearing perfume?" 

"Yeah, I didn't go for too strong of a smell. One thing you can taste."

"My spit?" She was back to herself now.

"Gross, but it counts." I smiled back. "Now that we have a second, we can regroup."

"How are we supposed to get Todoroki back?!" She whisper-shrieked.

"Simple, I cause a distraction by shooting my flames away from the direction we're going to go. When Mr. Aizawa's back is turned, I use my wings to get us both back to Todoroki so you can tell us your plan. We'd be well out of eyeshot before he realizes what's happening."

"You're that fast?" She asked.

"Were you paying attention during the Sports Festival?" I countered.

"Besides, I doubt my plan will work." And we were back to the lack of self confidence.

"Well, I don't have a plan besides getting past Mr. Aizawa to get Icy Hot's dumb butt out of capture, so it's either we try yours or we fail this." I pointed out. She blinked.

"Hang on, did you just use Bakugo's nickname for Todoroki?" She asked.

"That's not important right now, do you think you can tell Todoroki and I your plan if I get us to him?" I asked. She stared at me, looking unsure for a minute before nodding, the look on her eyes changing. I smiled. I shot some fire out from where we were, which landed in the alley across from us just as Aizawa was passing by us for another patrol. Just as he turned to look where it landed, I shot into the air with Yaomomo in my hands. I flew as fast as I could, using my fire at my feet to go faster. That dumbass half and half... I wanted to smack him so hard for the comment he made. I knew he only said it to get me to run, but it still hurt... Besides, part of being a team was relying on each other. This wasn't like the Hero Killer, Mr. Aizawa knew what our Quirks were as well as our limits. He should have talked his plan over with us before all this...

"Todoroki!" Yaomomo and I both called to him as I landed, the two of us running toward him. 

"Yaoyorozu! Yagi!" He looked so surprised, I wanted to laugh, but remembered I was mad at him.

"I'm sorry I came back! I couldn't-"

"Hey, watch it! Mr Aizawa's coming!" Once again, Todoroki interrupted her, but it was to warn us that Mr Aizawa caught up to us. 

"So much for the distraction I caused..." I mumbled before noticing Yaomomo was starting to panic again. But, before I could say anything, Todoroki spoke up.

"Yayorozu, you've got a plan, don't you? I'm sorry to bother of you, I should have asked before and not told either of you what to do! But, you have an idea, right?" 

"Your plan didn't work, so there's no way mine will be any good. All of us are gonna fail." 

"That's not true." I put in.

"Spit it out already! I'm saying that you're the one who's the better at this kind of stuff, not me!" She looked up at him. "When we were voting for class rep, you had two votes, remember?! One of those votes was mine, because I thought you would be the best at leading our class!" I could see that his words really struck her, but before she could say anything, Mr. Aizawa jumped into the air above us.

"Giving up?" He asked.

"Not yet!" Yaomomo cried out. "Todoroki, Yagi, close your eyes!" She tossed them up into the air, Mr. Aizawa looking confused.

"What are these?" He asked, kicking one open midair. I realized the same that the doll opened what she had actually been making and shit my eyes, turning away for a second as the flash bangs exploded, blinding our teacher. "Flash grenades?" I heard him question.

"You're right! I have an idea. A plan for us to win!" Yaomomo told Todoroki as she let Todoroki down carefully. "This final exam isn't over." We both stood by him as the binds around him loosened, freeing him. "We can still beat Mr. Aizawa!" Just then, our teacher recovered.

"So, you've got a strategy."

"Yes, I've been thinking about it from the beginning. His weakness."

"Just tell us what to do, Yaomomo." I told her before Mr. Aizawa moved to a higher vantage point. We all knew that because of Mr. Aizawa's injuries from the USJ attack, he couldn't use his Quirk for as long as he used to, and he had to rest more between erasures. 

"Guys, watch it!" I warned as we all jumped back, avoiding Mr. Aizawa. Todoroki went to use his fire, but Mr. Aizawa used his quirk and erased it. 

"Yagi, Todoroki, we have to hide together!" All three of us ran, and I was honestly glad to have our rhythm back on track. "Since he was injured, his Quirk has become unstable!" Yaomomo was pointing out the very weakness that I had been thinking about just a second ago.

"Because of what happened at the USJ?" Todoroki asked. 

"We're going to exploit that." I added.

"Not yet. For now, we just need to get out of his field of vision. It's all a matter of timing. We're going to pass this final!"

"That's our Vice President." I grinned. 

"Timing? How is getting out of his line of sight gonna help us with that?" Todoroki questioned. "He can still take our Quirks whenever he sees us. 

"Just do as I tell you." Yaomomo replied as he turned a corner. "Keep checking to see if you can use your ice power, okay?" 

"Not fast enough, kids!" Mr. Aizawa shouted, his scarf heading toward me.

"He's wrong to think he'll be able to keep our Quirks erased the whole time. There will definitely be a single moment... A brief interval when Mr. Aizawa blinks before he can use his Quirk again!" Todoroki's ice power kicked in a second later. "And I'll be counting on you in that moment to attack like you did in the Sports Festival! A giant ice wall!" He used his ice power to create just what Yaomomo was looking for.

"I blocked him with the wall the moment my Quirk came back. We can use our powers again." As Todoroki activated his flame side to counteract the frost that has started on his right side, I noticed Yaomomo moving the sides of her shirt, and I immediately put my wings up to give her privacy. Considering how much shorter I was, I was barely covering her, and I looked away to give her more privacy as her Quirk activated. "So, can you tell me the rest of your plan now?" That was when he turned. Considering the top of my wing only came to just above her chest, it was probably a weird sight to see me standing with my wings out and covering Yaomomo who had her shirt open while I was looking away. Todoroki looked away, sounding hilariously strained as he spoke again. "Is that Aizawa's scarf you're making?" He asked.

"It is. I don't know the material it's made of or precisely how it's constructed, so it's not exactly the same. But, I created my own version with a special material woven into it. Since this is a residential area, we must keep the collateral damage to a minimum. And he moves his own restraining bonds so quickly, it makes it difficult to catch him. So, you see, here is my plan..." After she explained it, it made total sense, and I honestly knew it would work better than Todoroki's plan had. "What'd you think, Todoroki?" She asked our teammate as we looked at the catapult she had made a long with the scarf. "I believe this has the highest chance of success. Or at least... It's better than trying to run." She sighed softly. "We'll only get one chance." She looked at him. "So, is this all right with you?" She asked. I nodded.

"Let's make it count." I replied before looking at Todoroki. He nodded.

"Yeah, no complaints here." He replied before we put cloaks over ourselves and ran the opposite way that Mr. Aizawa was. "Hey, Yagi... I wanted to say to you... I'm sorry for what I said earlier." I looked at him as we ran. "I wanted you to run during my plan, and I realize that I must have hurt you with what I said by focusing on trying to keep you and Yayorozu out of harm's way." 

"I know you were doing what you thought was the best thing, Todoroki. Now, let's pass this final." I smiled at him, showing him that I forgave him. Just then, Aizawa took our bait, the cloaks being ripped off us, revealing the mannequins the three of us had been carrying. Yaomomo went to hit the latch, but missed it by a hair. I saw panic cover her face again. "Stay on target, Yaomomo!" I encouraged her, hitting it with her as Mr. Aizawa jumped back, giving us the opportunity to recover. "Todoroki, let's light it up!" I called to him, both us us using our flames before Mr. Aizawa could have a chance to react. Since Mr. Aizawa was in the air, we both aimed at the lowest part of the scarf Yaomomo had made.

"I'm not sure we would have a chance of beating you in a full battle, Mr. Aizawa, but that's okay! Tell me something: Have you heard of nitinol alloy? When heated, it returns to its original shape in an instant. It's a metal with shape memory!" The scarf tightened around Mr. Aizawa with the combined heat of mine and Todoroki's flames that same instant, capturing our teacher. We put the cuffs on him once Aizawa landed. 

"I told you it would work, Yaomomo." I gently nudged her.

"It went exactly according to your plan. It was almost a little too smooth." Todoroki piped up.

"Honestly, it shouldn't have worked out... When I was about to trigger the catapult, I made a big mistake. Mr. Aizawa noticed, but still jumped away, even though he could have stopped me easily. I think he allowed himself to be captured by my plan on purpose."

"I was just trying to see what Todoroki would do. Yagi and you were both in my sights, but he still has a cloth over him, remember? I thought he's try to freeze me. So, I decided it would be best for me to back off. In doing so, it looks like I ended up playing right into your hands." Mr. Aizawa revealed to us.

"It really was just a matter of timing like you said, huh? Thanks, teammate." Todoroki thanked her. 

"Exactly." I smiled at her. She started tearing up again, probably realizing what we had been trying to tell her the whole time. She covered her mouth.

"What's wrong? Do you feel sick?" Todoroki was instantly worried.

"No, it's nothing, really!" Yaomomo replied.

"If you feel nauseous, there's a pressure point you can press to-"

"No, I told you, I'm fine." Yaomomo interrupted him as the buzzer sounded.

"Team Todoroki, Yagi and Yayorozu have passed the final exam!" The announcement came, and I felt a sense of relief washing over me. Our test was finally over...

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[onlyheretoread2]

Lovin' my storm part 10

We had lived at the prison for 5 months now and JAXON was 14 months old at this point. Me and Daryl usually stayed in our tower as we didn't give the others time of day. Daryl hunted and I hung out with carol and Sofia mostly.

"hey beautiful" my husband said wrapping his arms around me. He knew I hated when he touched me bloody so I loved how he looked like he just showered.

"hey " I said as I trained my neck to kiss him.

"what's up baby brother!" Merle said as he came down.

Glen and Maggie scurried away and I couldn't care less. Daryl has been trying to find us somewhere to go and the plan is for us ,merle ,and carol with Sofia and Jaxon to skip town when we figure out where to go.

"I'm goin back out later " Daryl whispered to me.

"u just got back" I said as I turned to him .

"it's just 2 days"

"2 days!?" I whisper yelled

"I barely see u as is" I said walking away to the tower. Daryl followed me and we needed to talk.

"I know u hate it here but it's walls. It's safe" he said

"u honestly believe that? Those Woodbury woman are all over u 24/7 ,ur always doing chores and whenever I try to talk u stomp off or say well talk later but later never comes . By the time u come to bed ur exhausted and then u leave" I said as I looked at the ground

"well what do ya want me to do? Huh? I'm trying I can't sit around all day ! U know that!" He yelled making me flinch

He noticed and tried to touch me but I jerked away. "This place is ripping us apart and u don't see it. I don't trust them and u don't care" I said trying to walk past him

"I care about everyone in our family u Jax merle carol and Sofia." He said

"then stay with us more than 5;minutes" I said

"we need to eat and all we do is fight is were up here Ill see u in 2 days damn" he said stomping away

"Daryl"! I hollered he turned "don't do that"

"don't do what? Huh? U obviously ain't happy hell all u do anymore is bitch if I'm not up ya ass. Hell u think I like having to do everything? No I wanna be with jaxon but I gotta do my part! Now if u don't mind I'ma say bye to our boy and go hunting" he snapped at me

"ur always angry now unless I'll laying on my back" I said slamming the door

I heard boots run up and the door open and slam. I sank to my but and held my hands in my knees I hung my head

"that what u really think? That all I want is sex? " He yelled

"stop yelling" I said not looking at him

"then tell me y ur so bitchy all the fuckin time . " He said I don't like the look on his face at all

"Daryl calm down like u said we gotta eat and clearly it the only one here who can handle the woods so go" I said "I just miss my husband " I whispere

"and I miss my wife. The one who could handle herself . The one who loved me and excepted me didn't sit there and whine when I try to provide! I'm sorry I'm not good at this shit u knew that when u married me! Hell the way u are now I wish I hadn't!" He screamed

My heart shattered 'he wished he never married me?'

"look were together and Jaxon needs us both I love u but I'm tired of the bitchin " he said

Lately it's like if I express and feeling other that lust he is always to busy . I miss the man who was protective of me.

I simply layed on the mattress and faced away from him. I didn't speak and strangely I felt numb.

"what u gunna cry now"? He snapped

I shook my head and got up. I walked out of the tower and past merle and carol. They eyed me weirdly but kept playing with jaxon.

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Daryl pov

I know I was harsh on storm but I'm tired of it. She barely talks to me and if she does she's bitchin. I'm done with that. I love her and Jaxon though. Well get thru this.

I walked down the steps and hugged my boy. I went to get my pack and storm walked out with it. "Here" she said . She had made it and I tried to kiss her but she simply walked away. I wish she would just cheer up.

I didn't wanna fight so I just turned and kissed Jax again. Merle was staying to protect them so I was ok.

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Storm pov

I can't get what Daryl said out of my head. 'the way u are now I wish I hadn't ' he screamed it at me

I took off my rings and wrapped them in a towel. I wrote on it

Sorry I ruined ur perfect life. All IV wanted for the last month was for u to hold me and be with me but the only attention I get is when I'm on my back. Ur always gone . Jax even started sayin dada but uv never heard it. I "bitch" because it's the only way I'll talk to me lately but it's ok. U said plain as day u wished u hadn't married me so we're no longer married u get ur wish.

Good bye daryl

I went out side and talked to carol when merle was gone

"hunny what happened" she asked

"apparently all I do is bitch and he wishes he never married me so I ended it" I said trying not to cry.

"o my god hunny I don't believe for a second he ment that"

"doesn't matter he still screamed it in my face even when I asked him not to yell. U wanna move us into a cell together? Us and the kids?" I asked

" he's done with me so I'm not gunna beg"

"anything for u hun" she said

I walked up and packed me and Jaxon's stuff. Daryl was barely here so he can clean his shit later. We move mine carol Sofia and Jaxon into one of the big cells in block A

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Daryl pov

I was walking when I heard a branch behind me snap. I looked to see fuckin jennifer ,the one know as hoe jenny from the Woodberry people. She looks like storm but she will never be my woman.

"the fuck u want" I asked

"heard u and storm fighting. U really laid into her" she said smugly

"whatever ur doin fuck off I'm with storm" I said as I turned

"well u could have a real woman" she yelled

"gotta real woman u go back to sucking dicks for ramen ho" I said as I sped off

I stoped a few hours later for the night and opened my bag for food. I removed my favorite can of beans and a note fell out bunched in a towel.

I picked up the note and read it. I felt sick. I had really said that to her. Storm is the only one I've wanted ever. "Fuck " I looked and her rings fell out of the towel

I really fucked up. "What did she mean the last month" I thought

I thought back and realized she was right. The last 2 months the only alone time we get is when I want sex or were fighting because she wants me to stay. I remember the look on her face when I left. Blank but her eyes gave away hurt. I hurt the only thing good to me.

I immediately packed up and headed home. I'm gunna stay unless MY family needs somethin. It's a days trip back so I'ma rush

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Storm pov

Merle walked up and looked pissed. "U just moved out the tower"? He seethed

"yea I did" I said blank merle doesn't scare me he never has

"so ur just done with him? He just providing for everyone" he said I looked him in the eye and said

"no he's doin what Rick orders and if I say something I'm a bitch or I'm bitchin at him. The only time I get my husband is when I'm on my back or were fighting and he even said tonight he wished he never married me so believe what u want. I'm done begging him to care. Whenever shit gets hard he buried himself in his head or he snaps and it won't happen again" I said as I walked past. We were out side and merle said

"he really said that"?he looked at me curiously

"yea " I said"screamed it actually after I asked him not to yell" "u know I can't stand yelling"

He nodded "I don't blame ya" he said as he surprised me by hugging me.

We separated and it was actually late. So I got Sofia and Jaxon back to the cell. They were asleep as well as carol and for the first time in 2 months I slept ok. I didn't worry if Daryl was gunna scream or just be out all night again

The next morning I woke again and the kids were asleep so I got up to go get food. When I stepped out of A I saw someone in our tower. I walked up and it was Jenifer

I started walking off but turned back. "What are u doin?" I asked sup the stairs

"fixing Daryl's room u left remember" she smirked as she spoke

"yea I did but stay out his shit ho" I said I started walking up when merle got in front of me. "Move ho"!

She scampered down the steps .

I got food and went back to the kids still snoring I left there food there and went to help in the garden.

When I got to the garden I instantly started but after an hour a familiar hand grabbed me and spun me. "Come on were gunna talk" he said he looked between hurt and pissed

"I'm good I said what I had to and u read the note I see so do what u want" I turned to the garden to see it actually done.i looked up to see carol playing with jaxon .

"storm come to the tower now" he tried to demand

"I. Not going anywhere near that tower again. " I said as I walked away. I played with Jaxon most of the day as did Daryl when I was busy . I'd make myself scarce when he was in the same room and when bed time came I got Jax and Sofia down.

Carol came 'home' as the kids called it and I went outside. I sat in the grass . I wanted dto think without being hounded.

"u moved ur shit and Jaxon?" An angry voice said behind me

"u weren't here he's asleep u can see him whenever" I said coldly I didn't wanna fight. "Just come talk to me" he demanded

I rolled my eyes and walked to the tower. We got in there And I stayed quiet.

"the hell storm?" He said he actually looked hurt

I kept my blank face and said "what do u want Daryl it clearly isn't me I'm done begging or bitchin as u call it so u get ur wish. "

"storm I didn't mean that! U know I can't control my mouth sometimes" he pleaded

"that's no excuse to put me down and scream in my face that's u wish I'd never married me. I loved u hell I still do but I'm done. U read my side now tell me what u want. " I said

"storm please " he said trying to touch me. I stepped away"Jenifer was in here earlier if check ur stuff" I said I'm just want to sleep at this point.

"I love u u can't leave" he pleaded with tears in his eyes. He looked hurt but ghell IV been hurt for a damn month I'm done.

"Daryl I'm in a cell block. U know where Jaxon is. If he matters come see him if he doesn't keep being gone 24/7" ur free now it's up to u" I said I opened the door but he slammed it shut.

"Daryl open the door now" I demanded

"ur not takin my son I ain't no weekend dad" he said sounding angry

"no it just a 5 mins here and there eone now move ur boot" I demanded but before ei could speak my face stung.

My cheek hurt and I looked to see Daryl looking at his hand like he didn't believe what just happened he back from the door once I realized and tears were in my eyes

"storm I..." He started but I flinched away

"storm" he said but I cut him off "don't u ever touch me again Daryl Dixon " I screamed as I ran out the door. I went to my cell and hid . 'he hit me' I thought all night

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Daryl pov

I'm a fuckin monster. I said as I fell to the ground . I hit the one thing that was ever good to me. The one thing that mattered . I hurt her not only mentally but now physically.

Merle busted in"what the hell is storm crying for I can here the screaming from my tower" he yelled

"I'm just like fuckin will" I said and he looked confused

I looked him in the eyes as he asked "the fuck did u do "

"I fuckin slapped her " I said he laughed man she'll survive y'all always come back . Come on let's get drunk

I nodded and walked with merle whisky was what I needed . I'm a piece of shit

After 5 hours of drinking I was hammered my vision was blurry and when I went to walk up to my tower I was grabbed and held up" u ok sugar? "

It sounded like storm and looked like her "I thought u hated me

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Jenifer pov

That bitch don't want him so I'ma get me some Dixon dick tonite. I saw him going with his brother so I figured I'd wait it out . I saw him coming back hours later. He looked drunk and everyone says I look like his wife so maybe I can trick him

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Daryl pov

"I could never hate u hunny" she said

I smiled and as we reached the top of the steps I ripped her clothes off and bent her over. I'm always horney when I'm drunk .

I shoved my dick in her and got I loved the moans. I kept going faster and faster till I exploded into her and she came all around me.

We layed down and she crashed switch me.

The next morning I get woken up to a boot to the ribs. I coughed and when I saw it was merle I said"the fuck bro? "

I layed back and saw something I regretted

STORM

CRYING

WITH A BLACK EYE

I looked down and saw that it wasn't her it was the ho

I got up quick and startled her. Storm just stood there. She staireds into the room as I approached her. I tried to touch her face but when she flinched back I saw her face. A hand print my hand print across her face and her eye. The look in her eyes was betrayal .

"storm please" she said as she simply turned around and walked away. I tried to follow but merle stoped me. "U go anywhere near her even I'll kill ya. That girl gave up her damn life for u ." He growled

"u got me fuckin drunk " I tried but he punched me

"I got u drunk to try to forget what u accidently did but not this. This was u" he said as he walked on. I sank to my nees.

Jenifer walked out and tried to put her arms around me. Carol walked by and her eyes got wide . She was holding my son who looked at me and said "dada"

"get the fuck off me whore u pretended to be storm while I was drunk fuck u" I said I ran and dressed as I raced down the steps to find storm.

I found her in her cell staring into oblivion. "U move on quick damn thought I was worth more than 6 hours " she said with no emotion

"she pretended to be u. Merle got me drunk. I....I...just fuckin kill me" I said as I broke down

"na ur not worth it" she said I watched her start folding clothes

"I found this and decided to go talk to u. " She threw out wedding picture to me. It was sus and u could see her small bump under it . I had my hand on it and we looked so happy.

She walked up and snatched it back she ripped it and handed me my half. "IV forgiving u for a lot of shit and delt with shit for so long but I can't forgive that" she said .

"I know " I said standing. My knees shook "I'll say by to Jaxon " I said

"so ur gunna abandon him now?" She snapped

"I moved here to get some space and u just made it perfectly fuckin clear ur done but now u wanna abandon a 14 month old baby? She yelled

"he is ur son I get that I'm not worth 5 minutes or even the dirt beneath ur feet but if u stop being a dad u deserve to die" she screamed

"I hit u.. I started

"I swear to God if u say I'm just like will I will take Jaxon tonight and u will never lay eyes on him again. He needs a father and I thought u were his. I was willing to forgive but damnit Daryl" she screamed

"u can live in the tower and I can live here. We can work it out. But do not abandon him" she pleaded.

"I won't " I said feeling better knowing she wasn't leaving

She turned and walked to the steps of her cell and froze.

"storm..I started

"why ?" She almost whispered

"why what" I asked I wanted so bad to hug her

"why didn't I get 5 minutes alone for over 2 fuckin months but she gets u as soon as u drink" she whimpered

"storm she pretended to be u when I couldn't see strait. U are work everything and I'm sorry ok. I found us a house . I found it a month ago but I can't find any time to sneak away to inspect it. I wanted to build it up for Jaxon. But I fucked up and lost my temper and now I've lost u"

"u said u wished dud never married me " she she wimpered

"and I wish udv shot me right then I fucking deserved it."

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Storm pov

"and I wish udv shot me then I fuckin deserved it. " I heard Daryl say I tuned to see his eyes and he had nothing but. Sadness and regret I love this man .

I walked up and I don't know what came over me but I grabbed his collar and kissed his passionately. He instantly kissed and I dragged him into the cell I pushed him onto the mattress and straddled him never breaking the kiss.

I finally came up for air and said "I can forgive but I will never forget. We talk now. No hiding shit or fighting. And when I beg for time with u omm not bitch I miss u"

I was crying and he wiped my tears. If we fight again I want u to shoot me " he said he reached in his pocket and pulled out a 9mm bullet "and use this to do it. " I looked at him and saw truth.

I kissed dhim again . He was sitting up and I had on a short dress so he slid his hands under neeth and ripped my panties .

I released his belt and freed him. I reached behind and grabbed a wash cloth and wiped his dick. He looked confused

"removing ho germs that's all. " He snorted and I sunk down onto him. "Fuuuuuckkk so tight" he said

I started bobbing and he said "nah "

He flipped me over and grabbed my legs raising them . My knees were nearly touching my boobs.

He entered me and got he's never been that deep. He started moving and I loved the pleasure cursing thru me. "O my god" I screamed

He snickered and sped up"my god Daryl" I whimpered . I felt my stomach tighten as I reached for my clit. He suddenly pulled out and dove betweeny legs . Fuck it felt amazing we've never done that and my god!

He sucked and licked as I bucked and he shot up re entering me but not letting up in his fingers. I came undone screaming his name and Daryl scream "god damn storm" and I clinched around him and he spilled into me.

We floped down and he adjusted his pants.

I burst out laughing"what the fuck is funny" he asked all seriously

"u know how Carol's basically my mom? " He nodded

"we just fucked don my mom's bed!" I laughed as did he. We were crying laughing. We got up and started to walk out as I grabbed his arm.

"she goes or we do" I said

"Jenifer goes or we do. U said u found a cabin we can go there." I said so we exited the cell after a quick kiss and found Rick.

"what the hell is going on" he asked" Jenifer just came in and said u made her sleep with u? " he accused daryl

"bullshit "we both said " she took advantage of him when he was blackout drunk after a fight." I said

Rick looked stunned we all walked in and I said in front of everyone."either Jenifer goes or we do. "

They all gasped "u can't leave and we can't kick her out" Rick said

I refused to argue" ok " I said as we walked back out

"pack our stuff we're leaving" I said looking at merle and Daryl carol walked up"hunny r u sure?"

"a whore took advantage of my husband last night and they are picking her over the man who provides food . Yeah I'm sure " she nodded and held Jaxon as we packed everything. We all loaded into the red suburban but me and Daryl rode merles motorcycle and I went to say good bye.

"were gone " I said as I poked my head into ricks cell

"gone were ?" He asked

"anywhere but here" I walked out as Rick followed and was pissed.

I simply hoped on the bike as merle drove the suburban and we flipped Rick off. Little did we know a decade later we would see some similar faces.

[empressofthesunwriter]

The Stick of Truth

Codename: Dovahkiin Part 1!

N.K. is angry at her parents. Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park! She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king. Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Chapter 2: One Stick: Lost, Three Warriors: Find

The next minutes of my life I seriously wonder what is going on.

Believe me, moving around the whole country, you get to see really freaky shit, but whatever is going on in South Park breaks the record.

Eric, whom I learn his surname is Cartman, what’s me to beat up Clyde, and the beating up Clyde turns into a round-based video game alla Final Fantasy!

Do you think I’m kidding?

No, I swerve it’s true.

I don’t know how it works, but it works really like that!

If I can summon something in the near future it’s officially a Final Fantasy rip-off!

Anyway, I know the drill and kick Clyde’s ass.

I had to keep from laughing when I needed to learn to “protect my balls” since I don’t need it technically.

But the one who is laughing right now is Cartman.

“HAHA, HAHAHA! Dude that was awesome! You were all like BRAMMGMG! And Clyde was all like "aaghghg, noo"! Hahahaha! Okay, okay. You've proved yourself worthy, Douchebag. Now, come inside the war tent and I shall let you see the relic.”

With that said fatass does it and I turn to Clyde, rubbing my neck, feeling bad.

“Sorry, dude, for that.”, I apologize for the beating I gave him.

He huffs a “Whatever.” and goes back to his station.

A little whine left my lips.

Okay, I need to do damage control there, for sure. But since I don’t know Clyde that well, I will leave him alone for now and try again later.

So I enter the tent, to stand beside Cartman.

I wonder what kind of relic we are talking here about and what it can do.

“Well, here it is.”, beginns Cartman. “The reason why humans and elves are locked in a never-ending war. The relic for which humans and elf are willing to die... The Stick of Truth.”

It’s just a normal twig on a pillow, a lamp shining down on it!

I admit I’m disappointed.

They couldn’t, I don’t know, put some glitter or fake rhinestones on it? I mean, be creative, dude! What is this sad-looking thing?

Since Cartman can’t hear my thoughts, he just continues to monologue: “Just two days ago, we took the Stick back from the elves. Our kingdom was dying, but now it thrives. For whoever controls the Stick, controls the universe.”

If this thing controls the universe it sure looks shitty. That is the ugliest relic, I ever saw in my entire life!

Like it is really all so powerful Cartman closes his eyes and nearly cowers before it.

At least he is really involved.

“Don't gaze at it too long!”, he warns me. “For its power is too much for mere mortals to look at!”

Yeah, I could poke my eye out with it! If it would be a giant rock, I would be more impressed.

I’m sad I can’t make that reference.

“Now that you have seen the Stick of Truth, let's discuss your dues.”, says Cartman.

“Dues?”, I repeated with a raised eyebrow.

What, does he want me to pay him so I can participate in the game?

Apparently yes, before I can tell him that I won’t give him any of my pocket money we hear Butters screaming: “ALARM! ALARM! ALARM!”

“Someone has sounded the alarm!”, yells Cartman.

“Yeah, Butters.”, I deadpan.

It was clearly his voice.

Butters enter the tent hectic and jumping up and down.

“Alarm alarm alarm!!”

“What is it?!”, demands Cartman to know.

“The elves are attacking!”

“Oh my GOD! Defensive positions!”

With that Cartman runs back out. I blink for a second before I decide I should follow. That’s clearly part of the game and I indent to play it.

“Man the gate! Don't let them through!”, yells Cartman.

Yep, there is an Elf army right in front of us led by a blond-haired one. Things are about to get interesting. I can feel it.

“Give us the Stick, humans!”, demands blondie.

“Fuck you, drow elf!”, growls our Wizard King. “Come and get it! CLYDE! Guard the Stick of Truth while we defend the fortress!!”

“Aye, aye!”, responds Clyde.

“"Aye, aye"? We're not playing PIRATES, Clyde!”

Oh, that would be a cool game too. I would want to be Anne Bonnie!

“Douchebag!”, turns chubby at me. “This is your chance to prove yourself. Hold off the asshole elves at all costs!!”

I salute.

“As you wish my lord!”, I can’t help but get into character.

Cartman is a fat fuck, nonetheless, I will give my all. With a battle cry, worthy of an amazone, I run into the fry of battling humans and elves and fight whowever comes before me.

Again it’s like I’m in fricking Final Fantasy and a learn some new game machines.

The fucking asshole who hit the poor kitty cat got an extra hard beating, no one fucks with cats when I’m around. I love cats, they are my favorite animal. I want a cat, but because we move so much my parents don’t allow it.

In the end, I beat all this bitch ass bitches in their bitch ass faces.

“Drow elves! Fall back! Fall back I say!”, cries blondie leader elf and all of these little bitches get out of the backyard.

“And don’t come back!”, I yell after them, waving my wand around.

Oh yeah, that was so much fun! I could do this the whole day.

Princess Kenny claps for me and then swoons hard as I send her a kiss. Gosh, she has such a cute giggle!

Even Cartman is in celebration mode.

“YES! Awesome, dude! TAKE THAT YOU ASSHOLE ELVES! Better luck next time!”

He then starts to do a little dance and sing: “NA NA NA NAAA NA! We still control the universe! HA HA HA HA HAAA HA!”

Suddenly Clyde appears.

He says just two words, yet it seems the world stands still.

“It's gone.”

I swerve, I hear a record scratch.

“What?”, ask Wizard Fatass.

“The Stick of Truth. The elves got it.”

Oh, that is bad. That is really, really bad.

For Clyde.

I don’t think Cartman will like that.

And I’m right as Cartman yells in Clyde’s face: “THAT WAS YOUR ONE GOD-DAMNED JOB CLYDE! TO GUARD THE STICK OF FUCKING TRUTH! Clyde... you are hereby BANISHED from space and time!”

You hear how practically anyone whines at this. I stand beside Princess Kenny and whisper: “What means that?”

She goes on her tippy-toes to answer in my ear: “It means practically he can’t play anymore with us. And we all have to ignore him.”

I twitch at this.

Damn, that’s hard.

I sure hope I don’t get punished when the truth comes out that I’m a girl. I would feel so sad when nobody wanted to play and talk to me anymore.

“What?! No! You can't do that!”, argues Clyde back.

I don’t think that helps against the fatass.

“Yeah, I can! You're banished, and lost in time and space!”

“Yeah! Go home, Clyde!”, adds our paladin, as Clyde angrily walks away.

There goes my chance to clear things with him.

Awesome.

I just should have done it and not waited around.

I hope it won’t bite me in the ass.

“You fought bravely on the battlefield, Douchebag.”, turns Cartman to me.

I salute again.

“It was nothing my lord, just did my duty to the kingdom.”

“Yeah, this new kid may be a douchebag but he sure can fight!”

I gave Scott for that remark the evil eye and he seems to flatter under it.

Not only here is another one who can’t tell I’m a girl, but he also just straight-up insults me, even though I saved his diabetic ass.

Next time, he can straight-up die.

“Shut up, Scott, nobody cares what you think.”. tells him Cartman and I can’t believe I agree with him. It feels…strange. “Anyways, we have a bigger problem now! The Stick of Truth has been stolen, and we must assemble our ENTIRE army in order to get it back.”

“But our three best warriors still haven't reported for duty, my King!”, reminds him Butters.

“Our newest member can take care of that.”

“What?”

Did I hear right?

Cartman grips me by the arm and leads me a little away from the others.

“Douchebag, I want you to go out into the neighborhood and find my greatest warriors: Token, Tweek, and Craig.”, he says.

Seems like this is my first quest.

Just one problem…

“As you wish my lord, but I don’t know them.”

“That’s no problem, I am texting their pictures to your personal inventory device now.”

Cartman gets his phone out a sends to my phone three pictures. One of a black boy, one blond kid, and another has a resting I-don’t-give-a-fuck-Face.

….Where the heck, did Cartman get my number from? I sure didn’t give it to him…

“But beware. The lands outside are full of marauding drow elves, monsters, and sixth graders.”, warns Cartman. “Be sure you are well equipped. Now go! And send my warriors here! Butters, go with him.”

“Of course!”, says the paladin happy and standing beside me.

I salute, Butters follows my lead.

“You can count on us, my lord!”

This pleases Cartman greatly and he enters the war tent.

I search for a map of South Park on my phone to show it to Butters.

“So noble paladin, where should we first go?”, I ask him.

He gives a little hum, till he points to a blue house, a neighborhood away.

“Let’s get Craig first. His house is the closest.”

“I will trust your judgment.”

Butters gives me a brilliant smile. I ask him to give me a minute and walk up to Princess Kenny.

I bow before her.

“I must go to fulfill my quest, my lady. Be sure that I will think of your beautiful being should I find myself in great despair.”, I flirt.

The princess swoons hard and mumbles something about, what a brave and noble knight I am and that she will pray for my safe return.

I give her a smile and take her gloved hand in mine. I give it a little kiss, which makes her happily squeal. I have a feeling she is smiling brightly under her parker.

With that, I give her one last bow and join Butters.

Let’s find these three warriors!

“So…you know I am a girl.”, I say to Butters, as we make our way to Craig’s house.

It’s not a question. I know that he knows since he signaled behind Cartman’s back to me to keep my real gender secrete.

The younger boy rubs nervous his neck.

“Yeah…”

“And you are okay with it? Why did you help me?”, I wonder.

“Oh well.”, starts he nervously playing now with his fingers. “You are a fifth grader, right?”

I nod.

“I just thought…if an older girl helps me against an elf, doesn’t make fun of us, and wants to play…who I am to not let her? You are already different from the girls around here.”

I let that sink in.

Butters is a good boy, I decide.

But I don’t like what he implies about the girls of this town.

“How are the girls here in South Park?”, I want to know.

“Oh you know…really girly. The girls in my grade, don’t like to play games with us boys and the older girls seem only to think about giving boys B.J., whatever that is.”

…What?!

I hold Butters’s shoulder, so he stops walking. He blinks up at me with big blue eyes. His eyes are a shade lighter then Princess Kenny, I note. It reminds me of a little puppy.

Aww, cutie pie.

“So you are saying the fourth-grade girls are your typical girly girls and the girls in my grade already give B.J. and I’m happy you don’t know what that is. You are way too young to know about that.”, I state.

“Oh, you know what that is?”

Now I’m the one who rubs her neck.

“I’m a bit to couriers, you could say. Whatever. Also, all girls are here probably straight, fantastic.”, I sign sadly.

That get me wrong, I will continue pursuing Princess Kenny…I just thought I could get my game on to with some pretty girls here.

Stupid backward hicktown.

I fucking knew it!

“You seem disappointed, why?”, asks me Butters innocent.

“I’m bi, I’m attracted to more than one gender. I was actually dating a girl before I moved here.”, I tell him nonchalantly.

I don’t care if I will get judged here. I’m who I’m and I will not feel ashamed of that. My parents fully support me and went even to the last Pride Parade with me.

So fuck anybody else!

Butters just stares at me, I raise an eyebrow, till he gives me a little smile.

“Oh, that’s neato. You are so brave! What was your girlfriend like?”

Aww, it’s official, Butters is a sweetheart. The little dude has a good chance of becoming a little brother to me.

Smiling I ruffle his hair and tell him about Serena. He listens attentively and asks questions.

After I show him a picture of her, he agrees that she is a really beautiful girl.

Meanwhile, we go into my house, where I decide to put my Link Cosplay on. Butters, of course, waits for me outside my room and then we make our way to Craig’s house.

I’m quite happy it still fits me and hope our Princess will swoon hard when she sees me.

We kick some elf asses also because it seems these little bitches are everywhere.

But they are nothing against Paladin Butters and Mage N.K.!

Soon we are there.

I check if Butters and I still look presentable, which makes him giggle as I straight up his robes before I knock at Craig’s door.

An older gentleman with balding red hair opens.

“Yes?”

“Hello, sir, is Craig home? We want to ask him to play with us.”, I ask smiling.

“Ya lookin' for Craig? Well, he can't play. He's in detention. Something about flippin' off the principal.”

And with that Craig’s dad closes the door before my nose.

I blink and then I frown.

Wow, rude much?!

“We better get to the other guys first!”, means Butters.

“I agree. Who is the nearest one?”

“That would be Token.”

“Then let’s go, Butters.”

South Park is a small town, yet it feels like we are walking for hours. We did find some Sir Timothy station, which is a traveling service of a handicapped child in a wheelchair with a red wagon. Butters explains to me that Timmy lets travel anyone in his wagon if you call for him, even for free, which is really nice.

Anyway, we are still not quite there where Token lives, so me and Butters talk.

“Is Butters your real name or a nickname?”, I want to know.

I’m asking that myself since I met him.

“Oh, it’s a nickname. My real name is Leopold.”

…How the fuck do you get Butters out of Leopold? Wouldn’t Leo be a better nickname? And a more logical one?

I turn my head to him and raise an eyebrow.

“Do you like Butters?”

“Oh, well it has been my nickname since I can remember.”

“I didn’t ask you that, I asked if you like it.”

My little fourth-grade buddy bites his lip. He doesn’t seem to know how to answer.

Someone fucked him up good and I decide from that moment on that he is now mine to protect and cherish.

So I lay a hand on his shoulder, giving him a reassuring smile.

“If it’s okay with you, I will call you Leo from now on. Do you know Leo comes from Latin and means lion? It fits you better.”

He gives me such a wide-eyed, teary, look that I practically melt and hug him sideways.

Leo squeaks a bit and turns red.

“And tell you what, from now on I’m your big sister and when someone is mean to you, you tell me and I beat the shit out of them, okay?”, I add, ruffling his hair.

The boy gives me a tiny, fragile smile and nods his head.

“Okay…big sister.”

This makes me smile brightly.

“Atta boy!”

After our heartful moment, we finally reach where Token lives. He lives in a guarded community named Dark Meadows.

…How rich is this kid?

Can he screw the rules, with the money he has?

Anyway, that’s not important right now. A security guard with a clipboard stands beside the entrance.

Bet we have to ask him to enter.

Let’s do this!

“Good day, sir.”, I call to him and wave friendly. “We would like to enter to get to our friend Token. Can we please enter?”

The guard just gives me a sideways look.

“This is a gated community, sir. We do not allow in the riffraff. Move along sir.”

Since I look like Link, I’m not pissed that the security guard can’t see I’m a girl, but I take offense in calling us riffraff!

“Sir, we assure you we aren’t-“

I can’t even finish my sentence as this motherfucker takes out a pepper spray and gives me a full dose of it!

For the first time in my life, I’m glad I need glasses, so my eyes don’t get attacked that easily, still it freacking burns and hurts and I throw up in the snow!

“If you try again, I will pepper spray you back to the Stone Age.”

“N.K.!”, yells Leo and helps me up.

He leads me away from the security guard. We wash my eyes out with some water bottles we have on us.

“This shit-eating, motherfucking, pigheaded, dickless piece of white trash!”, I curse, while Leo pats me on the back to heal me up more. “I will so kick him into the Kuribohs when we next see him.”

“He will just pepper spray you again.”, reminds me, Leo, gently. “We need a way around it.”

“Any ideas?”

Seems like the universe wants to help us since a new post is on Facebook that might have the answer.

Eric Cartman: HAHAHAHA Dude someone just posted a video of you getting pepper sprayed! Hold on I gotta watch that again. AHAHAHAHA it's even better when you know what's coming!

Jimbo Kern: Jimbo's Guns carries a selection of gas masks that render pepper spray totally useless as a self-defense. Come visit.

First, Cartman go hump a stump!

And second, this Jimbo’s Guns is what I need right now!

I chuckle wickedly, imagining my sweet revenge on the security guard. Leo looks at me worried.

“Let’s go, Leo!”, I tell him. “We have a shop to visit!”

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[poodleteeth]

i hate how people come to group training sessions and just. don't listen to anything. and then they do the exercises in a wrong way, doing everything they were just told NOT to do, so i have to go up to them and explain the exercise all over again because they were not listening at all.

#i spent the entire session today just watching this one lady with a terrier mix puppy #she didn't listen at all #she walked around. picked grass blade by blade. kept spinning the leash. didn't listen at all #man i can tell she's going to whine later that we don't know shit and didn't teach her dog anything #ma'am yesterday i had to explain to you how to properly reward targeting THREE TIMES!!! and today you're still doing it wrong!!!!! #please listen for ONCE