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everlastlady · 6 months

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Bloody Legend: Mammon X Reader 3

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✰- Author's Note: Day 3 of getting back into writing and writing part 3 of Bloody Legend. I still have to make icons from the new episode which I'll probably do today or tomorrow since I make icons on polarr because better filter options and I make my own filters. Happy November 1st, I hope everyone had a good Halloween yesterday and that last month was kind to you. I hope that this month is kind and gentle with you. Remember to eat a meal or a snack, drink some water, get some fresh air, take your medicine, and remember that you are loved. If you loved this story remember to comment, click or tap that heart button, reblog with tags, and blaze if you can. Always remember to support your local writers. ♡♡♡

✰- Story Contains: Mammon, Striker, Verosika Mayday, Angst, Tad Bit Romance, Sick Reader, Mammon Trying To Be Decent/Caring, & Scheming.

✰- Posted: 11/1/2023

✰- Series Parts: Part One | Part Two

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After finishing up autographs and getting pictures with fans. It was time to go home. Now you would think that you had your own place. But you don't! You live in Mammon's palace he thought it was a good idea because he was protecting you and it was easy to reach you. Also because he didn't want anyone at your place if you had your own place. You sat in the bath soaking up and enjoying the warm water and bath salts that smelled like honey and roses. You felt tired and sore. You eyes and muscle ached. After the bath you stepped out and threw on your robe. You stepped towards the mirror and looked at your reflection; still seeing nothing. You thought about your life and that you been through to have this lifestyle. But something about this didn't feel right... You ran towards the toilet and threw up. Breathing heavily you sat down on the cold bathroom floor. You didn't feel mentally or physically well. " (Y/N)! Guess who booked you spot on Beelzebub's morning cooking show! " Mammon yelled out bursting into the bathroom. But his gleeful expression dropped when he saw you on the floor. " Why are you on the floor? " Mammon looked concerned and knelt down.

Without your makeup that decorated your face. You truly did look sick and pale. Mammon placed his hand on your forehead. Now Mammon was a greedy man, he never cared about the well-being of others. He only cared about money and himself. Others well-being didn't matter to him. But seeing how you burned up and looked sick made Mammon's heart feel like it was cracking, he felt fear and panic. " C-Come on, let's get you into bed. I'll have the servants make you something to eat and bring you some medicine can't have my star all sick and looking like they are dressing up to see death. " Mammon picked you up and carried you out of the bathroom. He laid you down in the large soft bed. " Are you cold or hot? " He asked holding up the blanket. " Both. " You said in a tired voice. Mammon nodded and decided to go with a blanket that wouldn't make you too hot or cold. " I'm going to cancelle your appearances until you feel better. I'll find another way to make money, your new gig is to rest and feel better. " Mammon sat down on the bed tucking you in. Mammon felt like this was his fault. " I'll check on you in the morning. " Mammon did the unthinkable and placed a kiss on your head before getting up and leaving the room. You could hear him yelling at the servants to make you soup and get some medicine or throw them out the window.

You were surprised that Mammon had dropped what you had to do to make him and you money. You were surprised to see this side of him and especially the kiss. You pinched yourself to see if you were dreaming but you weren't this was 100% real. You laid there in bed and looked up at the ceiling. You weren't sure how long you would be sick but you hoped that it would be for a while because you truly wanted a break. The door opened as one of the imp servants brought you soup, water, tea, and medicine. You thanked them; you turned on the TV to watch your favorite show while you took the medicine and ate the soup. Eventually you finished and had falling asleep. Mammon walked in and saw your sleeping form. He crassed your cheek and sighed. " You need to feel better soon (Y/N) not because I need you for money. Because I'm worried, I never really felt this way but I care about you. So feel better so I can stop worrying and feeling scared... I think I love you... " Mammon said, looking down at you while you sleep. He saw how peaceful and comfortable you looked. You deserved a peaceful and comfortable life, soon he had a thought... He would give you that comfortable and peaceful life, I think it's time for another clown off.

Meanwhile back at Verosika's home she had sat at her mirror doing her skin care routine while Striker talked about what happened. " Ver, I can tell that (Y/N) isn't happy working for Mammon. They aren't doing this for themselves, they are doing it for that dumbass royal and their mom. All this working and pushing themselves if going to kill them. " Striker sighed. Verosika turned around and looked at Striker. " I know, I've seen that look they had because I had that look before, also that whole diet thing isn't healthy. But what can we do to help. Mammon has gold chains on them, would (Y/N) even listen to me to us? " Verosika said with worry in her voice. Striker sat there thinking and he remembered how you had bodyguards and how he gave you his card, Striker grinned and looked at Verosika. " Hey Ver, remember how you said I should give up on the whole assassin thing. " Striker smirked. Verosika knew that smirk all to well, so she also smirked. " Yes~ " She said walking over to him. " I'm going to see if Mammon has any openings for a bodyguard for (Y/N) and I'm going to make sure he has an opening. " Striker pulled out his gun and kissed it.

That night Verosika and Striker schemed on how they would help you escape from the puppeteer strings of Mammon. They also banged so yeah. Anyway next morning Striker was able to track down your body guards and make their deaths look like accidents. While you laid in bed eating breakfast and watching a Studio Ghibli movie. Mammon busted in and looked pissed. " (Y/N)! All your fucking bodyguards are dead, I knew spending money on those muts would be a waste now I have to find a way to get you a better one. " He muttered. You set aside your tray of food. You remembered Striker. You reached into your drawer and pulled out his card and walked over handing it to Mammon. Now this was a secret between you and Mammon but this bitch wears glasses. So when you handed him the card with a snap of his fingers, his glasses appeared. " Striker? Hmm, he doesn't pay a lot and he'll kill anyone. An assassin does sound more skillful and more reliable than a hellhound. I guess I'll hire him, go back to bed and rest. " Mammon patted your head with one of his hands as the other pinched your cheek. As he left the room, you smiled. You really enjoyed your conversation with Striker so having him as a bodyguard would be nice; like Mammon said, you went back to bed to rest.

With things going as planned. Striker stood in the kitchen making himself some breakfast. Verosika was out shopping while Striker was cooking his phone rang. He pulled it out and heard Mammon's voice. It took a while but Striker finally striked a good payment with Mammon, they don't call Striker, Striker for nothing. " Don't you worry your lordship, I'll be sure no one especially those creeps lay one finger ot breathe on your precious (Y/N), once she feels better I'll be sure to show up and protect them. " Striker hung up the phone and dropped the scrambled eggs onto his plate. He leaned against the counter and text Verosika know that everything was going as planned. They hoped this plan would work.

" That imp sounds more greedy for money than me. Paying him to protect (Y/N) better be worth it. " Mammon set down the phone. As he looked at the different posters that his assistants showed for the clown off. " I like the right one, it makes me look handsome. " Mammon snatched up the right one and looked at the large light green text that said clown off. He didn't want to do this so soon or replace you. You did make him a lot of money but just like Fizzarolli, you could be replaced. But this would be for a good reason. He wanted to give you a peaceful and comfortable life. He would ask you out or even marry you. So that he could forever give you a peaceful, comfortable life, and also spoil you. Because he would buy you anything you wanted and let everyone know that you are his. It would also make a cute love story. Mammon's mascot became his partner. Mammon looked at the picture of you on his desk. " Don't you worry (Y/N), you'll still be a bloody legend~ " Mammon said looking at the picture.

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obeyourlord · 2 years

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Call Me Scooby Cause I Can't Doo This Anymore

TW: Suicide attempt, angst, the demon bros being assholes.

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I promise, Mammon is my favourite character and one day I will write something happy for him. One day.

It had been so long since his brothers had looked in his direction, not even to scream and belittle him as usual. Whenever he tried to make conversation at the dinner table, he wasn’t heard or received no reply.

Mammon was forced to watch from the side-lines as he’s slowly replaced with another demon, one who also fell from the Celestial Realm like them. This fallen angel in particular was charismatic and had more things in common with his brothers than Mammon did.

Those long anime titles Levi knows? He also knew them and listened to Levi’s ranting without complaint. He went to parties with Asmo and gossiped with him all night long. He knew and read all the best books, according to Satan. He was quiet around Belphie and knitted him a blanket to go with his cow pillow. He gave Beel food whenever he had some to give. Not to mention, he helped Lucifer with his paperwork, becoming ‘very reliable’ for a fallen angel.

He got along better with the other sins along with the other major demons like Lord Diavolo and Barbatos. He was greedy like Mammon but not to the point that he stole from others and broke whatever trust people had of him. He could cook tasty food, unlike Mammon and was generally better in all the ways Mammon couldn’t be. He became a better fit for the Avatar Of Greed than he was all within a month.

In every aspect he could, he replaced Mammon.

It made Mammon mad in a way. He spent all this time since the Celestial Realm trying to help his brothers overcome their grief felt by Lilith’s death and this was how they repaid him? By throwing him aside? The one that hurt the most was Satan, the little terror he raised, following in the same path as the others did. But he couldn’t hate his brothers, he still loved them.

Mammon had to make a decision between his happiness and his brothers. Would he stick around and be a burden for others just for his own happiness? Could he do that to the people he loved? He had always known it should have been him and not Lilith who died, she would have kept them all together. He just got in the way. Before it wasn’t as much as an issue but now it was stopping his brothers from welcoming the new member and completing their new family.

If his brothers wanted him gone so badly, who was he to deny them their happiness? He shouldn’t be selfish anymore. He would set his brothers free from the prison he’s kept them in for all those years.

Of course, Mammon couldn’t kill himself so easily. He had to tie up loose ends, such as paying off all the debts he owed and writing letters to his close friends to apologise. Not to his family, though, they weren’t family anymore, they didn’t want to be his family so he would respect that wish by not referring to them as that. Although could he call any of the receivers close after letting him go so easily?

The letters were addressed to his manager, who he apologised to for not being able to do anymore gigs and other individuals in the business who he’s fairly close to. Of course, he wrote to Lord Diavolo for being such a mistake of an avatar and expressing thanks for how long he put up with him despite that. Mammon wrote to Barbatos of how he was sorry that he would cause him to have to clean up another mess, but it was necessary as something as vile as him should have a painful end. Only a creature as disgusting as him couldn’t be loved by his brothers.

He wrote to Solomon, that was admittedly harder to do as he was intimidated by the man. Still, he had to apologise to everyone who was forced to bear his presence as much as Solomon had to. Simeon was also hard to do but for the completely opposite reason, he had known Simeon for so long. Simeon used to babysit him when Lucifer or Michael were busy and was much like a father figure. Writing to Luke had made him cry. How was he supposed to tell the small angel he was going to kill himself? In the end, he lied that he was going away for a while just like the coward he had always been.

The brothers were easy to do, he had wanted to apologise for so many things he had done wrong and now had the chance to do so. He was sorry that he was scum, an idiot and every other insult they through at him. It was his fault they lost the war, he stole things he shouldn’t have, how he was sorry that he lived instead of Lilith and wished how he could go back in time to reverse this mistake. He apologised for his existence in the first place and how it was terrible that it happened in the first place.

Mammon took up extra gigs to get more money to pay off all his debts. The smaller ones to shark loans or casinos were done first then working up to his brothers. He saved them for last incase they felt something was up with Mammon paying off a debt for once. Perhaps it was also to keep up the small hope that his ex-brothers still loved him as much as he did them.

Of course, they never noticed anything wrong, they never cared enough to look. None of them even thanked him, just took the money and left.

With all he needed to do being completed, Mammon could vanish like he was never there. He bought some poison potent enough that it could kill even the Demon King then wondered into the forest; his faithful crows followed him knowing something bad would happen to their master. A slightly bitter part of him thought how his brothers wouldn’t do that much for him despite all he did for them but quickly shook that from his mind. That didn’t matter anymore, nothing did.

Mammon sat down in front of a tree surrounded by tiny graves of some of his crow familiars that sadly passed away and he had buried out of love for the creatures. One of his crows named Grim hopped up to him, bumping his head against Mammon’s leg. Mammon smiled, at least someone cared, and cried as he drank the poison.

Fading away, Mammon realised how cold death was. Was it like this when Lilith died? Did she feel this crippling dread? Did she feel this lonely? He was cold, so cold and so lonely. He chose this yet he hated it. Could he go back? He wanted to do so, go back to when his brothers loved him, his sister was alive and he wasn’t such a mistake.

But this would make them happy. Just imagining them, receiving the news of his death and rejoicing now that their burden had been lifted off their shoulders. Immediately after, they would usher their new brother into his old room and they would throw out anything to do with him. They'd probably burn the letters he poured his heart into. After some time, they would forget his existence. When asked about a Mammon, they’d respond with ‘who?’

Suddenly, Mammon felt warm, as if he was being hugged. The presence was familiar, one like that of an angel, a powerful angel. It was on the tip of his tongue, just one name yet he couldn’t remember. His mind was fuzzy and he was fading quickly.

“Go to sleep, now, Lamb. You're safe here, in my arms.” A voice called out to him before it all faded to black.

Maybe it was all a fantasy concocted by his dying mind to give him comfort or maybe it was happening for real. Did he really care to know? It brought him a sense of peace that he hadn’t felt for too long.

Since then, time had passed, not anything near a year but too long for someone to realise Mammon was gone. 2 whole weeks and yet all were unaware of what had transpired in the woods. The only evidence left was a body devoid of life that had at one point belonged to the avatar of greed. But soon, all Devildom would know.

“Has anyone seen Mammon? He stole one of my figures.” Levi complained to the other brothers who resided inside the common room. It was rare for them to all be there at the same time but perhaps it was the spell of quiet and calm they were in.

“I don’t know.” Asmo mumbled absentmindedly, too busy painting his nails.

“None of us know.” Satan chimed in. “He hasn’t been around for a while now that I think of it.”

“Ah, so that’s why it’s been quiet. I'm glad he’s gone, anyway, he always was a scummy idiot.” Belphie quipped.

“Maybe he died.” Asmo snickered to himself and caused a few others to chuckle.

“Yeah, but I want my figure! It was a collector's edition! I’ve checked everywhere and I still can’t find him!” This made Lucifer slightly concerned, not that he would admit it.

“I’ll use my link to find Mammon.” Lucifer stated.

Using his link with Mammon, he tried to find his younger brother only to come up blank. There was nothing there where his connection with Mammon should have been like it was severed or never existed. Only mildly worried, he had tried again and again. All attempts failed, perhaps his brother had learnt how to block the link so Lucifer couldn’t mess up one of his schemes. Or that’s what he had convinced himself.

“My link currently isn’t working, or more accurately, it isn’t there.” This caught the attention of the brothers, something like that had never happened before and was worrying. “Mammon had most likely learned to block it.”

This did little to reassure the other brothers who all tried their links only to come up blank as well. Suddenly, the moment of respite from the usual chaos of the household burst like a bubble.

All six brothers went to find their missing brother, starting with their house to find clues of Mammon’s whereabouts, he was known to leave plans of his schemes in the open for Lucifer to find. In the room, they found a layer of dust in Mammon’s room. They realised that for dust to settle like that, Mammon hadn’t been in his room for a while as this avatar hated his possessions getting dusty. Now panicked, the other avatars requested for Lord Diavolo to help them search other places in Devildom.

While searching his room for answers of the mysterious disappearance of Mammon, Levi knocked open a box that had fallen from the bed. Inside were letters addressed to them and others. At this discovery, Levi called everyone baring Luke, who had no idea of what was going on, to go through the letters together.

The six brothers, Lord Diavolo, Barbatos, Solomon and Simeon were there to look through the letters in hopes of finding answers to the location of Mammon. Lucifer apologised for his brother’s actions, still convinced that his brother was being childish, and swore he would punish Mammon for making them all worry about him. With that, all attendees opened their letters.

The contents of the letters threw them into a panicked frenzy, all getting the same information. They had to find Mammon and hope to every deity that he was still alive by some miracle. Unbeknownst to them, Mammon was no longer with them and was instead somewhere much different.

Looking down at the sleeping Mammon, now an angel again, God had never felt so accomplished. The most loyal angel to have existed was back and now he could help him as he wished to. That rotten fallen angel he sent down seemed to corrupt the others in Devildom, he sent that one down due to his ability to create misery. He had questioned whether it was intentionally, but it hadn’t mattered at the time. Though he never thought that misery would have been targeted against Mammon. If God had known, he never would have cast him down but instead locked him up.

Despite their betrayal, he had always acknowledged the brothers as his children with Mammon even more so having a place in his heart. The little troublemaker made problems for Michael and Lucifer constantly and had more than on one occasion made trouble for him. But the child apologised and would make gifts to help his case. Once, Mammon had made him an apology card with lots of golden glitter that was still hung up in his private chambers as one of his most valued treasures.

It was a miracle he found Mammon. God had come down to Devildom for a quick visit, he had been doing this mostly undetected ever since the Great Celestial War ended to check on his fallen children. Only a select few knew about it, one of those being Barbatos who didn’t seem to mind as long as he didn’t meddle in important Devildom business. By extension, Diavolo knew and had invited him to tea on multiple occasions. When he landed in the forest, he smelt blood. Demon blood, more specifically. And one that smelt quite familiar to him.

He followed the scent of blood and found Mammon, leant against a tree surrounded by his crows and dying. His skin was pale and sweaty, blood poured from his nose and his mouth had a small amount of blood along the lips. God knew he was dying. There was an empty bottle and the label was clear of what was once in it. He didn’t even question of how Mammon knew of this poison or even how he obtained it.

The poison had spread through Mammon’s demon body and would soon destroy his soul so God did the only thing he could, he took Mammon’s soul out of his body and gave him a new one. Switching souls to different bodies wasn’t hard for a being such as himself and it was also a common practice, though it was illegal if the body already had a soul assigned to it. There were problems with this as God could only create angels and not demons, Mammon’s new angel body hadn’t fallen and was weak from the lingering poison, he would die soon in Devildom’s atmosphere. So, he took Mammon up to the Celestial Realm for the time being.

God thought that soon the other brothers would notice his disappearance and would return Mammon then but was proved wrong when a week had gone by and they hadn’t questioned the missing avatar. All the while Mammon was still in a coma as his soul fought off any remaining poison that managed to slip in, blissfully unaware to his brother’s incompetence. God decided in that moment that he wouldn’t give Mammon back to them. If they didn’t appreciate him while he was with them, they couldn’t appreciate him at all.

Meanwhile, the group in Devildom had finally found Mammon’s dead body. It was surrounded by gold and shiny items of all variety, along with wild Devildom flowers. The body itself wasn’t slumped over the tree anymore but was instead lying on his back with a bouquet of Celestial Realm flowers gripped in his hands. Mammon's body look as if he had died only moments before they arrived but he was cold to the touch and no trace of his soul could be found.

The demons didn’t notice the flowers but rather the body of their brother, dead, looking more peaceful than he did in life, a small smile still on his lips. Beelzebub was the first to break down and cry, the first to accept that his brother was dead just like Lilith. And he knew it was his fault, he didn’t save Lilith but chose to save Belphegor and now he chose his other brother’s side over Mammon despite seeing how it destroyed him. He chose a random demon over his brother. He hugged his dead brother to his chest and prayed for the first time in ages, wishing that this was just a nightmare.

Asmodeus broke down and clung onto the person closest who was Satan. His older brother was gone, the one who he mocked constantly and was never nice to. Secretly, Asmodeus was insecure so he took it out on Mammon who was confident and had people love him for more than his body. Mammon never had people become close to him only for the delusion they were intitled to his body. He knew this wasn’t an excuse for what he did but he always reasoned that Mammon never complained so it was fine. Now he knew that it wasn’t and he killed his brother for blissful ignorance.

Satan stood blankly and stared at Mammon, he couldn’t except that he was gone. Mammon was the brother who took care of him when he was younger and was a parental figure to him. He had been more of a father than Lucifer could have ever hoped to be, though he teased Mammon all the time by calling him mommy. But now his Mammy was dead and he couldn’t bring himself to cry. Infact, Satan couldn’t bring himself to feel anything. He was too tired to be angry and too far beyond sad to feel so. But what Satan could feel is his heart breaking.

Belphegor couldn’t handle it, his dear brother was gone, just like Lilith. But now he couldn’t blame anyone but himself. Humans didn’t have a hand in this nor did God and the other angles, only him and his brothers. And he wouldn’t try to shift the blame this time like he did with Lilith. He was spoiled as he was the youngest of the brothers and always got his way, he also never took responsibility for his actions. But this was a consequence he never imagined happening. If only he grew up faster.

Levi didn’t cry, he didn’t need to. Mammon was still alive and the next day he would come back and everything would return to normal. His scumbag brother would beg him to lend him money he would never pay back and maybe Levi would after this scare. Or he could keep the money and brag about it just to spite the greedy brother for doing this in the first place. Levi could admit he might not have the best coping mechanisms but he couldn’t let go of Mammon just yet, he’s too weak and selfish for that.

Lucifer couldn’t believe it; his precious baby brother was gone. His second in command, the one he trusted the most, was dead in front of him. He failed again as the eldest, another of his siblings was dead but there was no one else to blame but them. How terrible they were to have convinced their brother that he wasn’t loved and had to take his life for them to be happy. If it would bring his brother back, he’d throw his pride away. He would do anything for that but it was too late. They'd already killed their brother.

Simeon, Solomon, Diavolo and Barbatos watched the brothers and their varying reactions but didn’t mourn themselves. When they had panicked and searched for Mammon’s corpse, they were acting. Simeon along with Luke had gotten news that Mammon was an angel again and were informed of how it happened, something that Luke was very happy about. Now he didn’t have to make up an excuse of liking a demon! Though he was mad at the way he was treated by his supposed family. Simeon had nearly turned to alcoholism just from that rant on demons alone. Simeon did agree that the brothers were acting quite evil but at least he had the idea that they regretted it.

Solomon took Asmo into his arms to comfort his avatar, he wasn’t so heartless as to leave him on his own. Of course, Solomon knew of Mammon’s true fate, he shared a dorm with the angels and had heard all of Luke’s rantings so to say he wasn’t impressed was an understatement. Despite his disappointment, he still did his best to soothe his pact mate.

Diavolo could immediately feel when Mammon left his realm, as it’s guardian, he could tell when a person enters or leaves its grounds. This also includes when someone dies as their soul leaves his realm but he usually can’t tell who it is. As this is unusual, Diavolo requested Barbatos investigates it as no demon should have died. His butler had returned with unfortunate news that Mammon had ‘passed away’ but fortunately his soul resided in a new body. But that body was sadly in the Celestial Realm. Both demons were disheartened that the other avatars and their close friends had driven Mammon to this outcome. Both were fond of the fun and mischievous demon who could always spare time for those who needed or wanted it.

The four beings who were unaffected by the loss of Mammon had taken the remaining avatars back home and had made sure they would be safe. The four had silently agreed not to tell them where Mammon was or that he was alive, they would find out eventually so there was no reason to tell them overwise. Not only that but it was only Mammon who could make an important decision like that.

It had been 3 days since then and all subjects gathered outside the palace where it was announced by Lord Diavolo of the passing of the avatar. A sadness washed over the crowd, Mammon was a beloved figure in the realm and had changed so much for the better. Even those who didn’t know Mammon well shed tears with the rest. And those who were closer to Mammon openly wept for the friend who they’d lost. Some were called to take a letter addressed to them by Mammon, a last present from him.

Among those mourning, the fallen angel who had been the catalyst for the tragic events was stood. He listened to the news and immediately set off to the House of Lamentations.

Inside, it was quiet but he could hear quiet chattering and wet sniffling from the living room. He entered and saw the six siblings sitting together in front of the TV but stared at the screen unseeing. They had definitely gotten the news of their ex-brother's death seeing as they were the most deserving to receive the news.

But he had mistaken these expressions for something different, such as the tears as ones of joy and the downcast faces as disbelief. Not once did it cross his mind that they would be sad about Mammon’s death, not after how easily they replaced him. So, he then made a mistake with utmost confidence.

“So, when do I move in?”

All the brothers whipped their heads in his direction with a fuming expression. The sheer audacity he had to ask that only days after they found Mammon’s body as if that bastard was entitled to anything they had to offer. And even so, Mammon’s room was something they couldn’t possibly offer to someone else. The volume of aggression in the room was suffocating for Satan. The fallen angel could tell he had fucked up by asking that question.

Without a word, Beelzebub walked towards the guy and cornered him against a wall with his impressive size. The fallen knew he wouldn’t like what was about to happen to him. And he didn’t. It wasn’t the first time the brothers had killed another demon but never as brutally as this.

The brothers mourned their brother for years afterwards, unaware he was still alive in the Celestial Realm, trapped in a coma. During that time, Simeon and Luke were called back to their home until Mammon awoke. God didn’t want Luke to accidently spill to the brothers of what actually happened.

Though Solomon stayed, he didn’t tell Asmo the truth, despite wanting to so badly. The same went for Diavolo and Barbatos, who didn’t want the brothers to grieve like they did. But it was up to Mammon if he wanted to tell his (ex?) brothers when he woke up.

Until then, nobody would make a move.

#obey me #obey me mammon #replaced mammon #obey me demon brothers #obey me god #obey me replaced au

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devilfemdom · 2 years

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Body type headcanons for every character

These are my headcanons based on canon and what would make the most sense, this disregards their sprites.

I'm not set on what I think of Lucifer. He is either thin or has a Dad bod. But I tend to thin, because he works through many nights and skips meals often. He mainly runs on coffee, that can't possibly build muscle. Also he doesn't care much about his appearance, as long as he looks proper and clean, so I don't think he cares enough to cram working out into his routine. He has a more build back because of his demon form. Four wings are heavy as fuck and flying takes effort. Which he needs to do often, thanks to Mammon and his shenaningans.

Mammon would probably be more fit. Canon depiction would make sense. He is always on his feet, because of ADHD, his scams or Lucifer chasing him. He'd probably have the most muscles on his legs and the back. He is the fastest demon, after all. I don't think he'd had a six-pack though. He always eats cup noodles and if he works out, he doesn't seem to do that regulary. He'd probably work out more when a modeling gig comes around.

Leviathan is chubby, you cannot change my mind. Yes he likes swimming, but he rarely ever gets the chance to. I only remember once it being mentioned; in the Summer Event 2021. But him pulling all nighters, binging anime while only surviving of his stored snacks is mentioned many times. Also it is often mentioned that he doesn't like overexerting himself. Luke told him to go to a doctor cause having that few muscle strenght is not normal. Common people, he barely ever leaves his room, this motherfucker is not toned, he is chubby, we all know it.

Satan looks like an average guy to me. He never works out and prefers lounging while reading. But he also doesn't overeat or eat unhealthy food for a long period exclusively.

Asmodeus is trying his damn hardest to maintain a thin figure, but he is a sweettooth. His weight fluctuates a lot. He breaks his diets often. He also doesn't work out because he doesn't want to have visible muscles. He goes from chubby to thin often. I'd say he leans a bit towards chubby most of the time.

Beelzebub is fucking jacked. He works out a lot and looks like a fucking bodybuilder. His eating habits are serving him for once, else these gains would be impossible.

This demon looks starved to death. Belphegor gives his food to Beelzebub often. And doesn't seem to like eating particulary, he'd rather see his twin happy while eating (Beel is probably worried for him and bring him smth to eat every once in a while). Belphegor doesn't work out or even move much either.

Diavolo. This is a tough one. He is always working, I doubt he uses his little free time to work out. Also he always has plenty of food, thanks to Barbatos' wonderful cooking. I'd say he has a Dad bod.

Barbatos looks like he is skinny but has a lot of mucle strength, like a ballet dancer. Incredible control over his body, but not visible to the eye. He barely sleeps, is always moving, thanks to his job and I've once seen a comic strip of him carrying a wasted Diavolo back to the castle, and I like this headcanon.

Luke, I'd say he is a bit chubby because of all the sweets he makes and tries to perfect. He'd have to taste-test quite a bit and he likes sweets too so he probably eats his creations often. The average sweets-liking kid.

Simeon could be a bit chubby, skinny, average or toned, he is in the middle of the scale, not particulary tipping to either side. I can't decide. Simeon's habit aren't often discussed. I think he has a lot of discipline towards food, so he could be toned. He is not the athletic type though. Him being able to fly is only once mentioned, in the Gemstone event of 2021. As for now I headcanon him to be average, cause he is not athletic but also not much of a foodie. He does cook and Luke offers him sweets all the time, but Simeon never eats not in moderation, as far as I've seen. He likes sharing his cooking rather than eat it all himself. But he is a bookworm, so it'd make sense.

Solomon is a skinny bitch. He pulls all nighters regulary and I headcanon that he pushes his limits all the time, forgetting he is a human and needs sleep. He'd rather work on his spells than sleep or eat. And the food he cooks doesn't look like it has any nutritional value. He looks like he lives off caffeine and sweets, that Luke brings him from time to time, because he is worried. (Him working on spells multiple days and nights, non stop, has been mentioned in a chat before, and Luke bringing him snacks bc of it. I think this happens regulary.) So skinny it is.

Raphael is a diligent angel and is rather strict with moderation stuff. He also seems to train a lot, so I think he is toned. Although he loves Solomon's food, it has no nutritional value.

Thirteen is lazy and only does something if she enjoys it, like building traps. So I think she is average, she has a bit chub though.

Mephistopheles is average but a bit chubby leaning. He is a rich kid so he eat healthy, (he doesn't even know what a burger is). But he is very dedicated to his newspaper club, so he stays often put and doesn't work out.

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could i please request the obey me ! boyfies with an s/o who is like & chubby ? they get insecure about it (like being tall + chubby) and really are body-insecure to the point it’s like super frustrating too bc they want to express themselves through their outfits but absolutely hate clothes shopping and will break down bc of the amount of people, the clothing sizes, and being upset after trying things on... thank you so much!!

The Demon Bros react to a Body-Insecure GN!MC

(Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. This is something we hear all the time to the point that it almost feels dry and cliche. But! Just know that there's NOTHING wrong with the way you look, despite all the media we see centered around the world's idea of beauty. Beauty is subjective, and not eternal. Just be you. The best 'you' you can be!)

Lucifer

Do you REALLY think an age old demon would see anything wrong with what you look like? He's constantly surrounded by beauty, anyway, in the form of demons and angels alike

Besides, Luci isn't shallow enough to base his affections for you purely on how you look, so you don't even have to question that.

But he does recognize that you don't see yourself in the same like as he does, and he's so, so patient with you. After all, he can't have the love of his life doubting their self worth. The Avatar of Pride won't be having that.

Lucifer takes the time to tell you, everyday, what you mean to him. In the quiet moments when you two are alone, he'll guide your gaze to meet his own, and starts going down the list of the things that make you beautiful.

"To think you'd be self conscious about something like this.... Do you think I'd settle for anything less than perfection? Let me remind you again why I love every inch of you, MC."

Mammon

Taking up modeling gigs means Mammon's seen just about every body type under the sun, so do you seriously think he's that worried about the way you look?

He's a little slow to read the room, so it takes him a while to realize that you're self conscious. But when he tries taking you clothes shopping one day, and sees you're on the verge of tears after trying on two outfits, he gets the clue.

NOW he's being extra as hell in showing you how much he likes you. You start waking up to texts telling you how beautiful you are (with the obligatory threat that you'd better not show his brothers), he keeps putting his arm around you in public, and when he can muster up the courage, he'll even tell you in person how good you look in the outfit you're wearing.

He even starts sending you links to websites he visits to buy clothes. There's some good ones that have a wide range of customization options, and a pretty diverse size chart! It's not so bad if it's online, right?

"Anyone who's worthy of being around THE Great Mammon is worth a million grimm, understand? I don't really get all the fuss about yer body, but... I think ya look fine the way ya are. So smile a little more, alright?"

Levi

Levi can relate when it comes to body insecurities. He's a layabout, and the only exercise he gets is when he's forced to get it. He doesn't think he's much of a looker compared to his brothers, either.

So when you tell him how you feel about the way you look, he gathers up every ounce of otaku™️ strength to tell you that there's nothing wrong with your height, or weight.

He DEFINITELY values personality over looks, and even then it's not like he finds you unattractive. Seriously, he doesn't get your worries at all. Are you sure you can see properly..? They say staring at screens too long can mess up your eyesight, so maybe he should stop forcing you to watch so much tv with him?

And guess what? Levi can sew. Go ahead and bring him the clothes you wanna wear, and he'll get em fixed up for you! Or if you want something custom made, he's got you! Leave it to the master weeb and his endless cosplay knowledge! ✨

"L-Like in anime! It's boring to see the same body types all the time and it's nice when they change it up, s-so....Uh.... Anyway, I like everything about you, okay?! Your body is fine the way it is!"

Satan

According to his nerd calculations, you have no reason to be insecure.

Jokes aside, Satan listens to your concerns and handles them gently. No two people look alike and the world is full of different body types, so who's to decide what is and isn't beautiful?

As he sees it, you're healthy and happy, and isn't that all that matters? He can't take away your anxieties about shopping, but he CAN help you find things you would like to try out. He's pretty sure he has a book that teaches a spell for altering clothes in an instant....

Satan tends to think on the logical side of things, so you can trust that he isn't just saying nice things to spare your feelings. He means every word when he tells you how perfect you are in his eyes.

"Of the billions of people on earth, do you really think anyone can say what 'beauty' is? MC, you're perfect the way you are. Should I write a book about all the wonderful things I love about you?"

Asmo

If there's anyone who can appreciate all body types, it's Asmo. What can you expect from the Avatar of Lust, who's seen all there is to see? If anything, there's more for him to love~!

And his affection for your body isn't even entirely sexual. It's all about aesthetics! He loves every dip and curve of yours, from head to toe!

He knows you find it difficult to find clothes that suit you, so he's started having your clothes tailored. You're a little confused when he randomly starts taking your measurements one day-

Later, he returns to you with all those outfits you kept staring at a little too long, all tailored to your body type. Asmo has CONNECTIONS, baby. He's gonna make sure you find everything you could possibly want. He knows how crucial it is to express yourself through what you wear!

"Didn't I tell you you'd look great in that? I'm never wrong when it comes to fashion! And MC darling, you look as stunning as always! Ooh, I just love the way this accentuates your body~!"

Beel

Beel only has food on the brain, so he's the least likely to care for appearances. He loves you for your heart, because that's what matters the most to him. And when you're happy, he's happy!

He loves the look on your face when you smile at yourself in the mirror, and he wants to see that more often. So when you express your insecurities about your body, Beel has a plan of action in mind.

He hoists you up and settles you onto his bed, first grabbing your thighs, your hips, your torso, your arms, and ends all the touching by cupping your cheeks. His hands are warm with affection, and you could already feel yourself melting into his touch.

He looks you in the eye with that deadpan expression of his, pressing a soft kiss to your temple, and a potato chip to your lips.

"No matter how you look or what you wear, you're still the same MC that I love. Every part of you is just fine, so why do you worry so much about it? I'll remind you over and over if I have to."

Belphie

Um??? That means he has more to hold?? when you guys cuddle?? You're warm, you smell nice, and he loves you. Literally where is the downside to any of that???

Belphie takes your worries with a grain of salt, but he knows how insecure you are so he doesn't brush them off. He DOES however tell you that you're worrying yourself to death.

Also, do you really think a man that sleeps all the time is going to have washboard abs? Belphie definitely has a little chub here and there under those baggy ass clothes of his.

Speaking of clothes, he thinks you should just wear whatever makes you comfortable. You're wearing those clothes for yourself, aren't you? So just wear what you like.

"There you go again, talking badly about yourself. Geez.... I guess I'll just have to hold you in my arms until you realize how silly you're being. Come here."

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MC’s Date With The Brothers Goes Terribly… Then it Starts to Rain.

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Hello my dearest degenerates, there’s nothing I love more than ridiculous crack fics, but I wanted to do some fluff, so here we go!

Lucifer

This just had to happen on Lucifer’s one day off… didn’t it? He had the entire day planned out, his brothers would be out doing their own thing, which left him and MC to have the entire day together.

The two of them would have gone to Ristorante 6, watched a movie, and simply enjoyed each other’s company. But no, Lucifer can’t have nice things.

It certainly started off that way, MC and Lucifer held hands as they made their way over to Ristorante 6, and the Avatar of Pride was reminded for the thousandth time exactly why he adored this human so much.

The human was both one of the most stress inducing parts of his life, and one of the few things that made him feel completely at peace. He would move mountains for them if they asked him too…

While Lucifer was in the middle of staring incredibly lovingly at his beloved MC, the human stopped suddenly and pointed ahead of them.

“I think Ristorante 6 may be… closed today.” “What do you mean, MC- oh.”

Apparently, two demons got into a very nasty fight inside, and one slammed the other through a wall. The restaurant was in the middle of scheduling repairs and would be closed until the hole in the wall was fixed. Lucifer developed the tiniest of tics in his right eye, but all MC had to do was squeeze his hand and give him that perfect smile of theirs… *sigh* they were right… there were other good places to eat.

Well, the cafe they wanted to go to was closed that day and they both walked over there for nothing… the second restaurant they went to was full on account of Ristorante 6 closing earlier…

Finally, the two practically trudged to Hell’s Kitchen, but Beel was there an hour earlier and cleared the entire place out…

Lucifer told MC not to fret, they’d just head to the movies and buy some snacks, sure it wasn’t the fancy dinner they planned but… at least it was food.

Oh… the movie they planned on seeing was… not running that night…

“Did you check online before we left?” “…damn.”

Their date was going decidedly terrible, MC and Lucifer were eating movie theatre popcorn outside, in outfits that were way too formal, and were rapidly becoming more and more convinced that the day was just… cursed.

Then… a crack of lightning, then it began to completely pour.

Lucifer winced the moment he heard the lightning, of course… of course it would start to rain… as the rain began to pour down on the two, he simply stared straight ahead, completely and utterly defeated.

The Morning Star, the right hand to the Crown Prince of The Devildom, The Avatar of Pride himself, was defeated by a simple thunderstorm. He took a deep breath in, prepared to shout, scream, throw a tantrum of the highest degree, then just visibly deflated. He turned to MC, who looked just as defeated and drained.

Lucifer wordlessly used his magic to put up a small shield above them, sheltering the two from the torrential downpour.

“You know,” MC mumbled, resting their head against Lucifer’s arm. “The movies make getting caught in the rain seem much more romantic…”

That comment elicited a quiet chuckle from Lucifer as he pulled MC into a hug. The two were already drenched, what did it matter if Lucifer got cheap popcorn butter all over the front of his outfit? Nothing else mattered when he was with the one person in the world who could make his heart swell with this much love and adoration.

“How about we head home, MC? I think I still have some of Barbatos’ cake hidden in the kitchen, we can enjoy that and listen to some music.”

Lucifer felt MC sigh against his front, then look up with that bright sparkling smile that never failed to make him blush.

“I’d like nothing more.”

Mammon

Okay, Mammon had this whole day planned, by the end of it, his human would be swooning! He had gotten paid big bucks from his latest modelling gigs, and he was going to treat MC to a full day with their first man.

First, they were going to spend the morning shopping, then they were going to eat lunch at this new restaurant that had just opened up, after lunch they were going to just kill time until dinner, then eat dinner at Hell’s Kitchen, then they were going to go home, get changed, then head out to The Fall, party, then head home again where MC would most definitely shower the Great Mammon with all the praise and affection he deserved!

Of course, MC would be given all the love and adoration they deserved and more! Mammon’s human was the best, and they deserved the best! The Avatar of Greed was ready!

Or so he thought. The day began with Mammon deciding that he was going to make himself and MC breakfast. It was going fine until Mammon got lost in an intense daydream and by the time he snapped out of it, Beel had eaten the pancake batter and there was no time to make anything else.

Mammon’s surprise breakfast ended up being toast and cut up fruit. It wasn’t so bad, but everyone knows that fruit is very unreliable. Sometimes it’s good… sometimes it’s squishy and unappetizing…

The morning shopping trip was ruined when Mammon went to withdraw money from his account and it turned out that the money from his shoot wasn’t in the account.

Apparently his paycheque was being held back because one of the modelling agencies was being sued.

“…MC?” “Come here, silly.”

After having his face peppered with kisses, Mammon was completely rejuvenated. His human had magic kisses, after all! They never failed to make him feel better!

The two decided that instead of a shopping spree they’d spend a couple hours of window shopping, after that when the two stopped for lunch at the new restaurant. Twenty minutes after eating there, Mammon was dry heaving over a trashcan while MC chugged a bottle of water to try and settle the awful nausea that had completely taken over. Perhaps a bad review would be necessary…

The time that was meant to be spent just wandering around the Devildom was completely ruined when those damn witches showed up! Mammon was not about to forfeit his time with MC to play servant to those three, so he grabbed his human and sprinted away.

That cat and mouse game with the witches lasted for literal hours and ended with Mammon and MC hiding behind a random alley dumpster…

Finally, Hell’s Kitchen, it turned out that they didn’t take too kindly to dine and dashers, so Mammon ended up spending the time he was supposed to be spending eating with MC waiting tables to pay off his tab.

After that, Mammon was too exhausted to even think about partying, so MC suggested that they just head home and watch some fun action movies.

The moment they began their walk home however…

A single drop of water tapped against Mammon’s sunglasses, he looked up and pointed a finger at the sky.

“No.”

Another drop of water hit the rim of his sunglasses.

“No!”

I’m a matter of seconds, it had begun to completely pour, Mammon dug his hands into his hair and shouted in frustration.

“NO! NO! NO! WHY RIGHT NOW?! Why… why right now..?” His outburst had quickly petered out into Mammon physically drooping and quietly taking off his jacket. He held it over MC so they would be spared the brunt of the rain and looked down at his now soaked shoes. “I… I’m sorry… MC…”

“Mammon, what are you sorry for?” MC said gently, lacing their fingers with his.

What kind of a question was that? Mammon had fucked up the date he had planned and made himself look like a complete idiot in front of the one person who showed him any amount of love and affection.

His heart sank as he managed to drag his gaze over to MC. They were worried about an idiot like him… maybe they’d be better off without needing to constantly babysit him…

“Today… everything… I dunno…” Mammon mumbled, MC looped their arms around him, being careful not to drop his jacket onto the wet ground.

“Are you kidding? You planned this entire nice day for the two of us,” when Mammon didn’t respond, MC took on a more firm tone. “Listen, sometimes dates don’t turn out good, that doesn’t mean you have to mope in the rain. Let’s go home, order some food, and watch a movie or some dumb show, whatever makes you happy.”

Though the constant patter of the rain made it difficult to hear, Mammon sniffled and finally returned the hug. His human really was the best.

“You’re too nice to me… ya know that?” Mammon whispered.

MC pressed a soft kiss to his lips and smiled. “Get used to it, because I don’t plan on stopping.”

Leviathan

Levi had to psyche himself up for months in order to do this… he had seen and swooned over cliche TV show dates thousands of times and now, he wanted to take MC on one.

Simply asking them was a Herculean task all on its own… Levi tried to kabedon them, and failed miserably and ended up head butting MC by accident. The Avatar of Envy could have shrivelled up and died of embarrassment right then and there, but MC let out the sweet laugh that never failed to make Levi’s heart swell. They accepted the date request.

When the day came, the two left the HOL, and Levi began his checklist of things that needed to happen to make this a perfect date. First! Dinner!

Dinner… did not pan out well to say the least. The place they had decided to go to was incredibly crowded and the two of them got seated in just the worst spot. They ended up needing to end their meal early and eat outside because Levi was getting hit with a bad case of sensory overload.

Eating outside wouldn’t have been so bad if it weren’t for the fact that it was cold and windy as hell… Levi was cold blooded… not figuratively, but mostly literally, he did not do well in overly cold environments. He ended up cuddling closer to MC, which would have been really romantic if he hadn’t accidentally spilled their drink all over them.

Okay… that didn’t turn out good… well, after dinner they were supposed to go do some karaoke! Levi loved karaoke! He could sing something cute and sappy for MC, that was a romance staple!

And the karaoke place was closed for renovations… ugh…

Levi wanted to just go home and abandon the whole date idea, but MC looped their arm around him and pulled him away from the closed karaoke place.

“Remember the arcade we went to a few months ago? I saw it on the way here, let’s go there instead.” “Are you sure you want to keep this date with me going..?” “Positive.”

The arcade was fun until Levi spotted the DDR (Devil Dance Revolution) game that he and MC got the high score on last time. Levi wanted to see what other noobs had tried and failed to beat him and MC.

It turned out… someone beat them…

It seemed like Baphomet and Azazel made a good DDR team because they had managed to knock Levi and MC down to second place by a lot, that wasn’t all, apparently someone was salty after not getting past Levi and MC and put “are dumb” under their names!

Levi was practically frothing at the mouth when he pulled MC to the DDR machine to restore their lost honour. They… did not restore their lost honour. Levi ended up getting so upset he tried to unplug the machine, which somehow ended up permanently freezing the high scores onto the screen. It seemed that the entire Devildom would know that Baphomet and Azazel were better than Levi and MC, and that they were both dumb…

There was still one more thing Levi had planned on doing during his date with MC, he wanted to take them to a cherry blossom tree and suavely kiss them under it. Sadly, there were no cherry blossom trees in the Devildom, but there was a pretty decent substitute that was in bloom during that time of year. Levi and MC made their way to a spot where Levi knew there was a tree, and stood under it.

That was when Levi suddenly realized he had no clue how to be suave and began to stutter-spiral. MC patiently waited for Levi to properly articulate what he wanted to say, when they spotted a unicorn in the distance! MC excitedly pointed it out to Levi, who immediately went pale. Apparently Devildom unicorns are very territorial and very aggressive. They are Satan’s familiar for a reason…

Booking it from a unicorn was not how Levi wanted to end the date… it really wasn’t… but the final straw that broke the camel’s back had arrived in the form of a single raindrop. Then another… then another…

“Levi, please get out of the pond…”

“Leave me, find someone better.”

After the rain had started, Levi had taken off his jacket, handed it to MC, then proceeded to float face down in full demon form in the middle of a pond. The Avatar of Envy was so tired and embarrassed that he just wanted the pond to consume him.

“Levi,” MC tutted. “You’re going to get struck by lightning.”

“Good.”

“Leviathan!”

MC’s sudden shout caused Levi to flail in the water for a brief moment before he was able to use his tail to stabilize himself as managed to tread water.

“Get out of the pond right now! The Lord of Shadows would never abandon Henry like this!”

“The Lord of Shadows is cool, I’m not…” Levi crossed his arms and sunk ever so slightly deeper into the water.

“What the hell are you talking about?” MC asked. “Did we watch the same show? The Lord of Shadows is a huge dork, like you, now get out of the pond so we can go home and not get struck by lightning.”

Defeated by the power of friendship/love/fandom brotherhood, Levi made his way back to shore and was given a quick whack to the back of the head.

“Ow!”

“That’s for being a sulky dummy!” MC then yanked Levi forward by the front of his shirt and kissed him. Levi nearly gasped and began to fanboy right then and there in the middle of the kiss. A rain kiss! A dramatic kiss in the rain! That was one of the best tropes ever! “And that, was for trying to take me on a sweet date.”

“M-marry me…” Levi whispered before he could stop himself. MC giggled and patted one of his now bright red cheeks.

“Maybe someday.”

Satan

Going on fun spontaneous dates really wasn’t Satan’s forte, he preferred a schedule, but both he and MC had the afternoon free and Satan didn’t feel like bumming around at home when the two of them could do that any other day.

Oh-so charmingly taking his beloved MC by the hand and leading them to the nearest cat-cafe was the first thing Satan could think to do. He loves cats, he loves MC, what could possibly ruin a nice afternoon with both?

When the two reached the cafe, they were met with an employee closing the place early, claiming that all the cats had actually gotten adopted and they were waiting for more rescues to come in.

Satan couldn’t decide whether to be upset about the lack of cats, or happy that the cats got adopted into loving homes like they deserved. Satan settled on being aggressively happy.

It was no big deal, there were other things they could do together, like go to a library, or bookstore, or a museum, the possibilities were endless!

Well, it would have been endless if it wasn’t for the world conspiring to make Satan loose his cool. First, the line for his favourite book store was looped around the block because of a new book release. Inconveniencing, sure, but nothing too awful, there was a nice park nearby, the two decided to relax on one of the benches.

Problem number two arose when some idiot threw a Fangol ball a little too far and it ended up hitting Satan, then bouncing off his head and hitting the tree that the bench was under, normally, this would be rude and annoying but nothing that would activate Satan’s volcanic temper, except for the tiny issue that there was a wasp nest in that tree that decided Satan’s drink was enemy #1.

After being stung approximately eight times in the hand, Satan wasn’t doing too good, MC could tell and offered to go to the doctor’s with him. As Satan led them out of the park and towards the sidewalk he assured MC that there was nothing to worry about…

But MC, holder of Satan’s heart, went to go get him ice anyway.

The third and final thing to make Satan blow his top, the rain… the cold… depressing… rain…

“Oh…” MC mumbled as they looked up at the rain, then at Satan, whose hands were balled into fists so tight that his palms began to bleed. “Satan are you-”

Completely silent, Satan strode toward a nearby dumpster and slammed his foot into the metal, sending the entire thing into the back of the dead-end alley. The entire dumpster practically compressed and folded in on itself from the sheer force of the kick.

“Do you want to go home?” MC asked gently, taking a few steps towards him, Satan slowly nodded.

“Y-yes. I think that’d be the smart thing to do.” Satan massaged his forehead and took the ice from MC. “It seems that spontaneity isn’t our strong suit as a couple.”

MC sighed and nodded. “Yeah, we should go back to planning this stuff beforehand, and… you know,” They gestured around the two of them. “check what’s open and what the weather’s going to be before we head out.”

Only MC could soothe Satan’s temper as quickly as it flared up, and MC was getting covered with rainwater. That just wouldn’t do. He turned to MC and offered them his jacket. “I don’t want you to get cold.”

“Isn’t your line supposed to be ‘here, take this, you might catch a cold’?” MC lightly teased as they took the jacket. “Like a classic romantic lead?”

Satan shook his head and laughed softly. “No, that’s a common misconception. You can’t actually get the common cold or flu from being out in the rain. The real danger is hypothermia or frostbite.”

“Ah,” MC looped their arm around Satan’s and held his non swollen hand. “So smart, tell me more about the dangers of hypothermia.”

“Don’t tease, dearest, or I’ll take back my jacket.”

Asmodeus

Asmo had just the most stressful day… and decided that he and his sweet MC just had to go on a nice date together to fix it!

Most dates with Asmo had a sort of three act structure, first they would coordinate their outfits together for the actual date activity, then they’d do whatever they set out to do, then they’d go home and either snuggle, or do the Devil’s tango, whichever MC was feeling up for.

But on this particular day, the three act structure was being ruined. It started with the outfit coordination, somehow everything Asmo had that would match with what MC was wearing was in the laundry, he had to be convinced by MC that this wasn’t that big of a deal and the two of them would look radiant whether they matched or not.

Since that was settled, Asmo and MC made their way to Asmo’s all time favourite spa, which was not closed, no no no, it was actively on fire.

“How… how did this happen?” “Well, there were a lot of candles burning in that place, I guess we’ll just have to save the spa trip for another date.”

Everyone was fine by the way

Oh well, it would take more than a raging inferno to ruin Asmo’s date, he was determined to have a good time, so he cheerily took MC’s hand and led them away from the fire. He also casually mentioned that being so close to danger was a total turn-on.

MC very quickly ended that comment with a kiss, Asmo can’t make inappropriate sex jokes when he’s kissing his favourite person. It was truly a testament to his complete and utter adoration of MC that Asmo was willing to share the top spot of his list of favourite people with them!

While on their merry way to find something else to do, Asmo’s fan club caught wind that he and MC were on a date and decided to make their appearance. Now Asmo’s groupies are normally very sweet, but they can also be incredibly unaware of boundaries.

Everywhere Asmo and MC looked, one or two of Asmo’s fans would be half hiding and half spying on how the date was going. It was common knowledge that Asmo x MC was the OTP of the entire club, and some of the members wanted to get a peak of their ship doing something romantic.

As much as Asmo loved attention, it was getting kind of… creepy. He began to usher MC away from certain areas and tried to find a suitably nice place to get away from prying eyes.

The pair ended up in this absolutely gorgeous public garden that was thankfully quite empty. Though, all it took was one awkward step with the kind of shoes he was wearing and Asmo fell straight into a rose bush.

MC had to quickly get to work kissing Asmo’s cut up face better before he started to cry and ruined his mascara. What was even worse was that the fall messed up Asmo’s shoe and he’d have to walk back to the house like an uncoordinated baby deer.

Everything was fine… just fine… no need to worry… everything was… cloudy…

The moment the first drop of rain landed in front of Asmo he stood completely stiff and still.

“Don’t.” He growled. “I just got my hair fixed.”

The rain didn’t listen, and began pouring down, absolutely drenching Asmo and MC in a matter of minutes. MC tried to pull Asmo towards an alcove or a covered patio so they could call a cab home, but the Avatar of Lust refused to move. He took a deep breath, closed his eyes, smiled serenely to himself, then looked back up to the sky and screamed with the hatred of a thousand suns:

“FUCK YOU TOO FATHER!”

It was quite a scene for MC to witness, Asmo rarely fully lost his cool, especially not enough to swear like an ‘uncouth barbarian’, combine that with his running mascara, scratched up face, and dirty clothes, he looked more like a feral movie star that was just rescued from the woods than the solid ten out of ten MC normally knew him as.

“Momo?” MC gently patted his back. “Come on, we should go home.”

Asmo finally turned to look at his sweet MC, the poor thing shouldn’t have seen him act like this… the day had gone completely horribly and he just had to drag MC into this, didn’t he? He felt his heart drop right into his gut as he practically collapsed into his human’s arms.

“Oh MC, I’m so sorry I dragged you out today… we should have just stayed home…”

“Asmo,” MC weighed their options, before settling on just rubbing his back. “There there.”

The awkward sniffling and snorting continued for the next couple of minutes while MC called a ride service to come pick the two of them up.

“Thank you, MC,” Asmo sniffled. “You’re the sweetest thing in the universe…”

“You’re sweet too, Asmo. It’s a shame today didn’t work out.”

“Mhm…”

“We can still save this date, you know? When we get back home we can take a bath and snuggle.”

“That…” Asmo sniffed. “That sounds really nice, MC.”

“Anytime spent with you is nice, Asmo.” MC then rolled their eyes while Asmo giggled. “Man that was corny…”

Beelzebub

Beel had come back from one hell of a Fangol game, and he was in an amazing mood! He wanted to take MC out to celebrate!

Between-meal snacks were packed, and they set off to the carnival. Nothing could beat the nice smell of fried dough, Carmel apples, popcorn, and spending time with MC.

Of course, the food wasn’t the only thing Beel wanted to enjoy with MC, there were rides and games to try while they enjoyed their snacks. First they made their way to the teacup ride.

In theory, having big strong Beel to spin the big wheel in the middle to make the teacup move would be a good thing, but even though it was the first ride, MC had eaten quite a lot of carnival snacks.

Beel only had to spin the centre disc once for the disc to both break and make the teacup to whirl around at a speed that practically threw them into Beel’s side. MC then… well… vomited. Everywhere.

Since Beel accidentally ripped the centre disc off, he couldn’t slow the teacup down manually to stop the puke-tornado, so it took a little while before the ride operator realized that something was wrong and stopped the ride.

The walk off the ride was both embarrassing and completely nauseating, MC needed to stumble to the nearest trashcan and hurl. Beel did his best to comfort his poor human and mumbled quite a lot of apologies.

“I’m sorry MC…” “Beel, it’s okay… I’d uh, kiss you but the… vomit.”

Both Beel and MC decreed that maybe rides weren’t the best idea after that, and went over to check out the carnival games.

After a few unsuccessful tries at a few games, a plushie caught MC’s eye and they were absolutely smitten with it. Beel vowed to win it for them, and lined himself up to try the pitching game.

Well, something good came out of that… Beel threw so fast it may have broken a record, the bad thing was that the ball tore through the tent and caused the whole thing to collapse.

The tent then caught fire after landing on some of the candles that were set up… the plushie went up in flames…

Beel turned to MC, who wordlessly patted him on the back. At… at least they still had their snacks…

As Beel and MC made their way to the exit, a group of kids rushed past the pair, Beel, not wanting to step on or bump into any of them, awkwardly wobbled, then fell and dropped all of his emergency snacks.

And then came the rain…

“Oh…” Beel mumbled as he stared down his spilled food, MC quickly wrapped their arms around him, looking up at him with a half-hearted smile.

“We can buy some more, or wait until we get home, it’s okay, Beel.”

The Avatar of Gluttony slowly nodded, tearing his gaze away from the wasted snacks. Thunder sounded above the two and the cold rain began to beat against them.

When Beel looked down at MC, he felt his heart flutter in his chest, they weren’t upset at him, they weren’t angry… they just wanted to make him feel better… Beel nodded resolutely to himself, he was going to make MC feel better too! He picked MC up bridal-style and began to walk away from the rapidly emptying carnival.

“B-Beel?” MC sputtered.

“Let’s go home, MC, I have cookies hidden in one of the cabinets that we can share.”

MC looked up at their sweet cinnamon roll, then buried their face in his chest. Their shoulders shook slightly as they looped their arms around Beel’s neck.

“M-MC?” Beel asked, he tried to shift MC in his arms to see if they were crying, but MC looked up at him with a sweet smile.

“You’re just the best, Beel. Never forget that.”

Belphegor

The Avatar of Sloth doesn’t exactly “do” traditional dates, but even he could tell that MC wanted to do something a little more exciting than “lay in bed and make out until Belphie falls asleep”.

Since Belphie is a totally wonderful brat boyfriend, he decided to take MC out to the best possible place in the human world for some stargazing… and napping.

He even put together a picnic basket so he and MC could eat while watching the sunset before the stars came out!

The favourite blanket was packed, the picnic basket was ready, and Lucifer gave the two permission to visit the human world for the evening. Belphie took a mental note to avoid doing any pranks for a week as a thank-you to his older brother.

Well, the first problem came when the two spread out the blanket and opened up the basket to find… nothing. Belphie immediately thought that Beel must have eaten their food, but then the memory of the food clearly sitting in the fridge entered his mind. He had forgotten to put the food in the basket… and he was too lazy to check why the basket was so light…

Oh well… no big deal, MC had a big lunch. The second problem came in the form of a swarm of mosquitoes. Gross, bloodsucking mosquitos.

“MC?” “Yeah?” “Did you happen to pack bug spray before I took you out on this surprise picnic?” “No…”

Belphie’s solution was to use his tail to bat the bugs away, but that proved to be quite useless. It didn’t help that while both MC and Belphie were being eaten alive, Belphie would end up accidentally thwacking MC with his tail.

Well, at least the sunset was nice, or it would have been if Belphie hadn’t slept through it by accident.

It was classic Belphie to manage to sleep through anything interesting, and apparently he also missed out on a shooting star which soured his mood even more.

The only little bright spot of the date so far was that MC did say that they wished for something for him on that shooting star… hopefully wish magic might salvage the date…

After being awoken by MC to look up at the sky, the two realized that something was… missing. Where were the stars?

MC and Belphie were laying on their backs facing the clouded over sky when they both had the dawning realization of what was to come.

Rain.

Of course… mosquitoes are extra active and crazy before a storm… that’s why they were coming at them…

Belphie let out a dejected sigh as the first raindrop of many hit the tip of his nose. MC scratched at their arms and began to pack up the blanket into the empty picnic basket. At least the blanket wouldn’t get too wet.

Well, he fucked this up royally. The Avatar of Sloth almost never put any actual work into something that didn’t benefit himself, but MC had managed to make themselves the exception. He wanted to make them happy, he wanted to see that cute little face they made when he’d crack a joke or make a quip about something, but now, lying flat on his back staring up at a coming rainstorm, Belphie had come to the crippling realization that all his work went to waste.

“You know, MC, the outdoors is going to lose my patronage.” Belphie murmured, blinking a few raindrops out of his eyes as the rain began to patter down with more ferocity. “I think the two of us should stick to indoor dates.”

“Couldn’t agree more.” MC sighed as they used the picnic basket as a makeshift umbrella.

“I’m um…” Belphie began, guilt twisting in his gut. “I’m sorry this turned out so shitty.”

“It’s okay, Belphie.” MC pressed a quick kiss to his cheek. “If by some miracle the food that was supposed to be in the fridge hasn’t gotten eaten by the time we get back home, we’ll eat a late dinner, cuddle, and then sleep till noon.”

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belphies-cuhm-sluht · 3 years

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Can i request the Brothers with mc who is shy and likes to hide behind them when there scared.

Brothers With A Shy GN!MC (Headcanons)

Lucifer

He wanted to start taking you with him to his meetings with Lord Diavolo. You were important to him, just as Lord Diavolo was, and he liked having the two most important people in his life in the same room. Plus, having you there would help make him feel a little less stressed and way less overwhelmed by the way that Lord Diavolo acted.

Walking to the castle was one thing, his fingers slid between your own and holding your hand tightly. He could have just zapped the two of you to the castle, but he really enjoyed the calm, quiet walks he had with you. When the two of you got to the castle, he didn’t even realize at first that you were slowly inching your way further and further behind his back. Barbatos wasn’t exactly scary, he just gave off this… vibe… it was hard to put your finger on.

Once Lord Diavolo came out though, that’s when he noticed that his arm was now completely bent behind his back, as were you, and you were holding his hand so tightly, if you were any stronger you’d probably cut off the circulation in his fingers.

He held up his finger to Lord Diavolo, silently asking for a second so that he could talk to you in private, pulling you to the side and out of earshot of everyone else in the room. His smile was soft and warm as he listened to you, nodding slowly and thinking of ways that he could make this easier for you.

“If you’d like to go back to the house, I absolutely understand, dear. I wouldn’t mind keeping you on my lap though, if that would make you feel better. Whatever makes you comfortable, I’ll do it for you.”

Mammon

You were unsure whether he was capable of being shy. It would probably be strange for someone like him to feel that way. He was a model, he was in magazines, he had photoshoots lined up for the next year and a half. You never questioned whether he felt that way because he never gave you a reason to. He was outgoing, boisterous, and easily excitable.

His modeling gigs were a big thing for him, something that he wanted you to be a part of as well. Not in front of the camera obviously, well, unless you wanted to be in the pictures with him. The main reason he didn’t want you to be in the magazines with him though is because he didn’t want any other demons looking at you. Not that he’d ever have to worry about that.

He walked into the warehouse with you, the lights were bright and everything was… so much… It was a lot to take in. You didn’t know how he could possibly handle that at all, so much attention, it seemed scary. Showing you around wasn’t bad, but then he started introducing you to people and you couldn’t handle that. You slowly moved to stand behind Mammon, holding onto his shirt and trying to hide your face in his back. He turned around to look at you, kind of confused with the way you were acting. Your voice was low and timid as you explained and his eyes went soft as he started dragging you towards the exit.

“I didn’t know yer that shy, babe. I wouldn’ta pulled ya out here if I did. We’re goin’ back home, I didn’t need those pics anyway. Come on.”

Leviathan

If there was anyone as shy as you were, it was Levi. The guy hated leaving the house and being in public settings as much as you did, but when it came up that he was meeting with a couple of the demons that he played online with and he wanted you to come you almost choked on your water.

Of all the brothers, you never once expected that he’d be the one who wanted you to go out and be around people that you didn’t know at all, like, not even one little bit. You had heard him talk to these people so many times, but you didn’t know one thing about them, and now you were supposed to sit at a restaurant with like, five of them and stay the entire time? You were already slightly panicking just at the thought of it.

You were practically shaking as the both of you walked up to the restaurant, scooching further and further behind Levi until you couldn’t be seen by anyone in front of him, and hopefully by none of his friends either. He took a second to look around the restaurant, spotting his friends who all waved in his direction, and then he looked beside himself only to see that you weren’t there. Mini panic attack, but once he sees you behind him he lets out a sigh of relief, shoving his hands in his pockets while looking back and forth between you and the table full of his online friends.

He didn’t waste a minute, shaking his head to his friends before walking back out of the restaurant with you next to him instead of behind him.

“I didn’t want to be there either. We’ll order Akudonalds… marathon an anime, alright? Just the two of us. We’re never doing something like that again.”

Satan

Interacting with people was such a hassle, and he felt like he lost half of his IQ points whenever he had to even be around any other than you and certain brothers that he can actually tolerate. That’s why when Lucifer told him about some silly formal event at Lord Diavolos castle, he did everything, literally everything to try to get out of it.

Much to both of your disappointments, there was nothing either of you could do to not go. To Satan it sounded lame, and to you, it sounded absolutely awful. Having to get dressed up and be around a bunch of people, a bunch of demons who probably didn’t like you in the first place because you were a human. Nope, it sounded like a nightmare and you’d very much like to take a sick day and just not go.

The both of you walked into the castle, arm in arm. The main foyer was already packed with demons dressed in their finest, and even if they weren’t looking at you, it sure as hell felt like they were. It was hard to move behind Satan's back with the way your arms were connected, but that didn’t stop you from unhooking your arm and moving behind him anyway. You didn’t want to be looked at by anyone but him, and now he was definitely looking at you.

Explaining to him was easy, and while he obviously cared about how you felt right now, it was also a great excuse to get out of there.

“I promise, when we get back to the house, we’ll sit by the fire in the library, and I’ll read to you all the books you want me to. But first…thank you for this wonderful reason to not have to be here. Let’s go.”

Asmodeus

The two of you were polar opposites in the social department, and while most people would think that would be a problem, it was actually really nice. You balanced each other out, and he was always mindful of how you felt in social settings.

Taking walks with him wasn’t something that you could do often considering he was a high profile demon, basically celebrity status. On the very rare occasion that you could walk together down the streets of the Devildom, he and you took full advantage of it. You knew that you didn’t have a lot of time to enjoy it though, there would always be the one fan who would cause a scene, and then a mob of other demons would start running in your direction and he’d quickly have to get you home. It wasn’t all that bad, but it did become irritating and having that many people come at you at once was always a nightmare.

This walk was no different, and as soon as you saw the first demon, heard the first squeal, you shifted yourself to stand behind him, squeezing your eyes shut and waiting for it all to end. You felt his hand reach back to grab your own, comforting you as he dealt with the fans that had circled you.

He turned to you as soon as they were dispersed, smiling sweetly at you as he brushed his thumb across your cheek.

“Perhaps next time we’ll take a stroll through the garden instead. How does that sound, my love? Just the two of us, under the stars… I’ll pick your outfit and everything! We’ll both look beautiful!”

Beelzebub

Being the center of attention wasn’t a big deal to him, it neither made him happy or upset him. His ability to focus on something that was most important to him and completely ignore the world around him was a gift, one that you wished that you could obtain.

His favorite places were either being with you and Belphie, or being at the gym, and he came up with the sweetest idea that instead of having his two favorite things at two different times, why not just bring his favorite people to his favorite place?! To him it was the best idea he’s ever had, but to you it was the craziest thing you’ve ever heard. The gym? With a bunch of other demons? Demons who might look at you? Absolutely not. You were still adjusting to being with Beel in the same room as Belphie when it was movie night… and you knew the guy!

Of course, you loved Beel, so you weren’t going to turn down his offer, especially since he seemed so happy about it. It wouldn’t hurt to test the waters a little bit, try to get used to things. No harm in trying… right? Wrong. As soon as you got in, everyone in the place came up to Beel, asking him about weights and spotting and a bunch of other gym things that you couldn’t even focus on because the only thing you could hear more clearly than their words was your heart pounding in your chest.

He could see you move behind him out of the corner of his eye and he felt bad… he felt really bad. He didn’t even question you until he got you out of the gym and back to the house.

“I’m sorry, honey… I’ll have a rest day, and I’ll spend it here with you. We can have snacks and movies, or we can just… snuggle…? Would you like that?”

Belphegor

This man hated being out in public probably more than you did. Not because he was particularly shy, he just hated people that weren’t you or Beel. It was a logical reason, one that you understood, and you didn’t blame him for it. You’d much rather stay in the attic with him all day than have to actually face anyone.

His brothers had different plans for the both of you, and by his brothers, it was just Mammon who wanted to spend time with his little brother. You were all for staying home while Mams took Belphie out, but he refused to let you stay home. If he had to leave the house, so did you. Neither of you were happy about it, but Mammon seemed so excited, and Belphie found out that he didn’t have to pay for anything, so it might actually be worth it… might. He’s not banking on it.

Apparently there was a fair going through the Devildom and Mammon thought that it would be something that Belphie would like… all the noise and lights and… He actually thought it was something that Belphie would enjoy. It’s the thought that counts though, and Mammon really wanted to spend time with Belphie so you couldn’t hate the guy for trying by good god the place was packed. It was awful, and it was loud, and there were people everywhere. It was a nightmare on steroids, the only thing worse would be having to make a public speech in front of all these people.

You didn’t just hide behind Belphie’s back, you got behind him and wrapped your arms as tightly around him as you possibly could, not wanting to get swept away in the sea of people. What better way than to become a statue in the middle of the walk way? He chuckled softly, patting your hands as he called out to Mammon to tell him he was going home before turning around and walking leaving the fairgrounds.

“Don’t change. Never change… and go with me everywhere my brothers force me to go… okay? I really like having you around.”

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henry-and-the-seven-lords · 3 years

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I was wondering if i chould request Mammon and Simeon with “You’re in-love with somebody else.”

I got bored and wrote too much... hope you like it!

Angst

5. "You're in-love with somebody else."

Mammon x MC

Mammon ran around the RAD campus searching for MC. He had been pining for the human since he was first told to protect them.

"Mammon, you will be the one to watch over MC." Lucifer's voice sounded serious and final.

The second born sighed dramatically, "Why am I stuck with babysitting!? I have other things I could be doing ya know!"

Lucifer approached his brother with a threatening aura, "You will do it because I say so." And with that Lucifer walked away.

Mammon scowled at his brother's back only to feel a gently tug on his arm, "If you have other stuff to do, you can just bring me back here. I don't want to get in the way of whatever you have planned."

They smiled at him. A genuine smile. And their words were so gentle and sincere, from that moment on, he was smitten.

He turned another corner in RAD only to see Levi.

"Hey Bro, do ya maybe know where MC might be?" He bounced nervously on the balls of his feet as Levi glanced at him.

"I think they went to the meeting room. Are you finally going to tell them about your obsession?"

Mammon gently smacked his younger brother's shoulder, "It ain't an obsession. It's more of a... fascination... Yeah! Fascination."

It had taken months for Mammon to build up this courage to talk about his crush with his brother. Although, he would never fully admit it, it was pretty clear to most people how Mammon felt towards the human.

Before Levi could reply to Mammon's cheesy comment, MC passed in the hallway causing him to rush off causing him to yell a "See ya!" over his shoulder as he ran.

"MC! I've been looking for ya everywhere! I got something important to tell ya."

MC sent Mammon a bright cheery smile making his heart flutter and only giving him more courage, "Alright what is it then? A new modeling gig?"

He shook his head before puffing out his chest and smiling broadly, "Nope. I am giving you, my little human, the honor of going on a date with me, the Great Mammon!" MC's mouth hung open in shock, their eyes wide as Mammon added, "Pretty great huh?"

MC finally began to stammer, "Mammon... I don't know what to say-"

His voice boomed over theirs as he chuckled, "Ya don't need to say anything but the word 'Yes!'"

MC began to shake their head. Their once happy smile, had turned into a sullen look, "But I can't say yes. I'm sorry Mammon."

Mammon's smile fell with his heart, "Whaddya mean?"

They took a deep breath before speaking again, "I don't like you that way. Actually, I am kind of with somebody else..."

"Somebody else...?" His own words echoed in his ears as he felt his heart crack in pain.

"Well not just somebody..." MC began to ramble.

"You're in-love with somebody else." Mammon felt his eyes begin to prick with searing tears.

"It's actually Lucifer... We've been dating for, I don't know... three months?" MC's smile returned as they talked about Mammon's brother making his heart finally break in two.

"Lucifer..." Mammon's thoughts begin to race at how this could've happened. He spent nearly every waking minute with MC how could Lucifer enrapture them when he was never with them?

"That's besides the point. Either way, I can't go out with you, but we can still be friends. How does that sound? You mean so much to me Mammon. I love you like a brother and I wouldn't want to loose you over this."

Mammon wasn't even listening to their words anymore, "Yeah, Yeah. Sounds great. I gotta go."

"Okay see you later!"

MC's voice faded in the distance as Mammon's thoughts consumed him. He began to loathe the days he spent with them. Loathe the nights they stay up watching movies. Loathe their laugh. Loathe their smile. Loathe the day he met them. But the strongest feeling of all was his new hatred for Lucifer.

Simeon x MC

Simeon watched from the side of the ballroom as MC danced around in Diavolo's arms.

"It's not nice to stare." Simeon jumped at the new voice only to turn and see Solomon smirking next to them.

"Well what else am I supposed to do?" The angel went back to staring dreamily at the swaying human. A smile crossed his face as MC began to laugh.

"I don't know, perhaps, ask them to dance?" The sorcerer's smirk only got wider as Simeon shook his head.

"I know better than to do that."

Simeon had been pining and watching MC for a while and it was clear to him that they had no interest in him. It was fruitless to even try to gain their attention. Everyone in the entirety of Devildom knew that the human exchange student only have eyes for the demon prince himself.

Simeon sighed. He had hoped that he could prove his proposition wrong at this event, but sadly it was only solidified.

"Well I'll be damned if you don't at least try." Solomon said before marching up to the happy couple.

Simeon began to panic confused at his friends words. Until he saw Solomon talking to the Prince and the human. He then took their hand in his only to sway in Simeon's direction before saying, "Oh no! It seems I have drank too much. I don't want to puke on you MC, how about you finish the dance with Simeon, in my honor of course." Solomon smiled mischievously as Simeon's eyes widened.

"Sure, but don't think I can't see through your tricks you sneaky sorcerer." They chuckled as they made their way to the angel.

"May we finish this dance?" MC says as they bow.

Simeon blushes before nodding and taking their hand.

The two waltz silently for a moment before Solomon's encouragement comes back into his mind.

"MC, may I tell you something in confidence?"

The human smiles radiantly at him. It makes his head feel dizzy, "Of course Simeon. What is it you want to tell me?"

He takes a deep breath, regaining his composure before he speaks, "I know you're in-love with somebody else. I see the way you look at Diavolo and how genuine your smile is around him, but I love you as well."

MC gasps, but he continues, "You don't need to reciprocate my feelings. I understand that you can't. I just wanted to let you know of mine. I hope that we can still be close. My relationship with you means a lot to me, know matter what label it has."

As Simeon's thoughts ends the music stops and he pulls away. MC brings their hands up to cover their mouth as they whisper, "Oh Simeon..."

He bows with a solemn smile as he says, "I hope you have a wonderful night with your love, MC." Before walking away with tears covering his cheeks.

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certified-sloth · 3 years

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*stares at paper* ok, continuation about that one headcanon post

You remembered him pt. 2

Lucifer

You opened the door without knocking, only to be met with a groan.

"Mammon, for the last time I-" he cut himself off as he looked up to see you standing at the door, completely out of breath.

He stood up and approached you. "MC? What are you doing here?" He asked.

You didn't answer him as you wrapped your arms around him tightly.

He was confused, but he returned your embrace.

"Did something happen?"

You shook your head as you rested your face on his chest.

"I was just stupid for looking somewhere else..."

Mammon

He just came home from a modeling gig when he saw you on the top of the stairs.

His eyes widened when you suddenly rushed down the stairs, almost missing your steps.

"O-oi! Be careful!" He yelled as he immediately opened his arms to catch you.

As soon as he secured his arms around you and made sure you were safe, he examined you, not believing you were really here.

You looked up at him with a smile as you let your tears slip, and that was when he started panicking.

"Why are ya cryin'?! Did he hurt you?!"

You laughed and wiped your tears before shaking your head.

"No, maybe I wasn't prepared to admit to it..."

He looks at you confused.

"Admit what?"

"I didn't have to look anywhere else, because you're right here."

Leviathan

He heard his door open and he turned around in annoyance.

"Why...-" he trailed off when he saw you approaching him with a soft smile.

He blinked numerous times. "Why are you back early?" He asked, until he suddenly thought of the worst case scenarios in his head.

He immediately stood up and went to check if you're ok. "Did he hurt you?! You need to tell me everything, I will HUNT him down-"

You laughed and he furrowed his eyebrows.

"Levi, you don't need to do any of that, he didn't do anything bad..." you responded.

"Then wha-"

You kissed his cheek to cut him off and he stared at you with wide eyes.

"I can't find anyone else as best as you..."

He took a minute to process what you said and blushed madly.

"Y-you're not saying that to distract me right?"

You hummed.

"I meant every word."

Satan

You found him reading a book in the library.

You slowly walked up to him and hugged him from behind.

He tensed up but immediately relaxed when he realized it was you.

He took one hand that you wrapped around him and kissed it gently.

"Shouldn't you be on a date?" He asked.

You smiled behind him as you leaned closer. "Yes, but... It wasn't worth it."

He chuckled and turned around to reciprocate your embrace.

"You know it's bad manners to leave your date, right?"

You looked at him with a frown. "I couldn't help it, I'd rather leave than lead him on..." you responded.

He hummed, "then what are you doing to me right now? Are you not leading me on?"

You shook your head. "Never, I was just scared of how we would end up because of our lives."

His eyes softened and kissed your forehead.

"Well, treat our love story as of those in the books."

Asmodeus

He was peacefully scrolling through devilgram to get his mind off of what you said to him, but was soon disturbed when the door to his room opened abruptly.

He sighs in disappointment. "Do people not know how to kno..." he trailed off as he looked up to meet your eyes.

"Darling? Why do you look like that?" He asked in worry as he stood up and you approached him slowly.

You smiled at him. "You were right, Asmo. You were the better option."

He blinked, of course he would have smiled and boasted to what you said, but he was confused.

"Sweetie, I know i'm better, but... why- did he hurt you?" He cut himself off as he soon concluded his thought off question.

You shook your head as a response, which relieved him.

"Asmo, what would you feel if we ended up together? It wouldn't stop you from your sin, right?"

He was taken aback and look at you slightly offended.

"Yes I'm the avatar of lust, yes I had more than a few flings, but when I take something seriously, I mean it. After all, my standards are only met by myself, and you." He answered with a frown.

You smiled and hugged him.

"Then... I'm glad."

Beelzebub

He walked towards the kitchen as soon as he finished taking a shower after hitting it off in the gym.

He arrived to be met with you cooking. You turned around with a smile. "Oh, Beel, you're back!"

He raised an eyebrow. "MC? I thought you went out..." he trailed off.

You shook your head. "It... didn't work out." You said rather calmly.

He walked over to your side to see what you're cooking. "But why?" He asked, looking away from the pot and turned to you concerned.

You hugged him, which caught him by surprised.

"I didn't feel as happy as when i'm with you." You answered and looked up at him.

His worried eyes soon brightened as he picked you up with a smile. "Do you mean that?"

You giggled and nodded. "Of course."

He stared at you lovingly before kissing your nose.

Belphegor

You found him in the attic, as he laid in bed, holding his cow pillow close to his chest.

You crawled beside him as you wrapped your arms around him from behind.

"...you shouldn't be here." He muttered as he shifted his position to face you with a frown.

You placed your hand on his cheek as you caressed it softly.

"Isn't that a bit too late now that i'm here?" You replied with a small smile.

He placed his hand on top of yours that was caressing his cheek.

"Don't tell me you ditched that guy for someone like me." He said as he closed his eyes.

You laughed slightly. "What if I did?"

He snapped his eyes open and stared at you baffled.

He sighed and rubbed his thumb in circles on the top of your hand.

"I would've been happy with that, but I really can't be like that after..." he trailed off and looked away.

You made him look back at you as you took his hand and kissed his knuckles lovingly.

"H-hey..."

"I don't care if someone else deserves me, because it's only you, Belphie."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

F in the chat for the guy you ditched-

#obey me shall we date #om!#obey me fluff #obey me scenarios #obey me fic #obey me headcanons #lucifer obey me #mammon obey me #levi obey me #satan obey me #asmo obey me #beel obey me #belphie obey me

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with-love-from-hell · 2 years

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Hi Storm,

You know I ADORE your writing... but I would love to know a little bit more about your Mc in game. Like personality traits, HCs, their name, what they look like, etc. I was wondering if they look like/are based on you or if they look different?! I am SO CURIOUS

Also, which brother(s) are you romancing in game? I would like to know the characters your MC vibes the most with.

I know your asks are closed but I would really love to know more about how you view the character in your stories. It feels like the Mc in Vermillion Skies specifically is based off of your character, so yeah! If you have drawn them or done picrews, can you also share those?

(I know requests are currently closed so I can be patient with waiting until you have the time!!!!)

Helllooo Sarah!

I'd love to tell you more about my Mc!

If you all didn't know, Storm isn't just the pen name im going by on this blog! Its also the name of my Mc! (Read more about her under the cut)

Name: Storm

Pronouns: she/her, they/them is also fine

Age: mid 20s

Height: 5'3" (very short)

Eye color: light blue/steele blue

Hair features: Scarlet color that goes down to her hips. Her hair is very thick and curly. She takes very good care of it. She will often wear it down, in a messy bun, or tied back in a loose pony or braid.

Occupation: Event Planner for a large University, side gig at an animal shelter

Top 5 skills: situational analysis, singing, taking care of others, planning/organizing, cleanliness

Favorite season(s): Fall and Spring

Favorite Color(s): black, blue, purple

Likes: most animals (particularly dogs and reptiles), flowers/plants, moths and butterflies, tattoos/piercings, cooking, music (particularly hard rock and indie but likes pretty much all music), anything within the horror genre (art, movies, etc), being in/near water

Dislikes: loud noises, bright lights, being touched without permission, bears, being treated like she's stupid/being talked down to, messes/disorder, spiders and centipedes, people who chew with their mouth open, being the center of attention, bright-colored clothing

Favorite meal to prepare: Corned Beef, potatoes & Cabbage

MBI Allignment: INFJ-T

Astrological sign: Libra

Love languages (giving): giving gifts, words of affirmation, quality time, acts of service, physical touch (literally all of them. Lol)

Love languages (receiving): physical affection, quality time

Sexuality: grey-asexual, panromantic

Officially Courted By: Lucifer

Crushes on: Lucifer, Simeon, Beelzebub

Closest Friends: Beelzebub, Mammon, Satan

General headcannons:

Mom friend!! She is very protective of her friends and family and she is always prepared with emergency snacks, bandaids, ponyholders, etc

Quiet, but observant and thoughtful. She will definitely contribute to a conversation if she feels she can add something, but otherwise keeps to herself.

Peace keeper/mediator in arguments. She hates conflict. Any time something gets heated she starts panicking.

LOVES to swear. Like every other word is "shit" or "fuck."

Really feels awkward when she's being flirted with publicly. It also makes her super uncomfortable when people joke about her sex life.

Incredibly patient and forgiving. She literally has the bullshit tolerance of a saint.

She is often manipulated and walked over by others, especially after letting her walls down and trusting them, which gets harder every time she experiences a betrayal.

Long history of various types of abuse/trauma. She has a really hard time feeling comfortable around people who are angry or yelling.

Very empathetic and compassionate. She loves helping others and making people happy. She often goes out of her way to do things for others.

Very self-deprecating and has a very low self-esteem. She struggles to feel comfortable in her body

Has a very hard time accepting compliments, but is great with criticism.

Becomes attached to others way too easily. She often fears rejection and tries to hold back her true emotions to avoid getting hurt by casual acquaintances, but because of her kind and caring nature this doesn't last long once she befriends someone

Absolute meme lord and loves referencing human world memes (and teaching them to the brothers)

Has a bachelors degree in Philosophy. She doesn't need it for her career, but she enjoys deeper existential discussion and debates on ethics.

Is hearing impaired, but not deaf. She does know ASL though!

The people she meets often think she's much older than she is (like by 3-4 years). This has been true most of her life.

Loves to try and experience new things, but can sometimes be hesitant to new experiences that may result in her feeling embarrassed due to her social anxiety

Generally able to stay calm in a crisis until the situation is resolved, THEN she freaks out.

Really bad at math and most physical sciences, but is really good at reading, writing, and social sciences. Generally speaking, she is pretty intelligent, but can sometimes lack the street smarts necessary to avoid being scammed.

Has 9 tattoos, and plans on getting more. She has a nose piercing, and 5 piercings on her right ear, and 2 piercings on her left ear

#ask #personal #my mc #obey me mc

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Hey, Rebs. I take medication that fucks up my appetite something bad and I am often reminded by Screen Buddy Beel that I need to eat. Sometimes I only force something down cuz I feel like it would make him happy. Anyway, can we have headcanons for the boys with a GN!MC who has trouble feeding themselves? :(

Hi anon!!

I wanna say first that I absolutely feel you. I struggle with my depression and a handful of other illnesses daily. Sometimes it's hard to drag myself out of bed to eat, or shower, or anything. A lot of times I'll ask my friends to tell me to eat or I'll remember that Beel would want me to eat well, so I go get something, like anything. I ate six marshmallows for dinner the other day because it's all I could muster the energy for. Eating literally anything is better than eating nothing. You need calories to be the amazing you that you are! Keep doing your best to eat something! I believe in you and so does Beel!

That said, here's the brothers trying to get MC to eat after noticing that they aren't eating on their own

Lucifer

He won't admit it, but having been less involved with the affairs of humans as both an archangel and a demon lord, he has to do some research to make sure he knows what humans need to be cared for

The goal is to keep them alive for the year, and that means more than just protecting them from lesser demons

Three square meals a day, unlimited access to water, they wouldn't lack for enrichment between school and his brothers' nonsense

(yes he's thinking of them like a pet he has to care for)

He isn't prepared for them not to eat on their own though.

Once he notices that they have difficulty feeding themself, he will remind them of it regularly, just as he reminds them to do their tasks

And makes their attendance at mealtimes mandatory

And makes sure they eat their lunch, or delegates it to one of the more trustworthy brothers

Boy's gonna rule and regulate and remind you into eating enough like the taskmaster he is

Mammon

Humans gotta eat right? Mammon's pretty sure MC has to eat lunch. At least. Right??

He's got an idea

One of the best parts of a photo shoot for Mammon (besides being the center of attention, of course) is the craft services table

The food at these things is good

And that's the excuse he's gonna use to try and ply MC to eat something when he drags them on one of his photo shoots

"This is some of the best Devildom food you're gonna get for free - Devilish doesn't skimp!"

Also it's a combo of giving MC something nice (good food) while also making money (modeling gig) so what's not to love?

If they try to politely decline he will insist anyway

He's their guardian demon and he's gonna take care of 'em dammit!!

Never gonna admit it tho

Do it in the spirit of the exchange program, yeah?

"Ain't it good? Told ya so!" as if that's why he's smiling

If his tactic works, he'll drag MC around to even more shoots and events.

He can't watch over them all the time much as he tries to so he makes sure that at least when they're together, MC eats something.

Leviathan

Game time is snack time, obviously. It's an important part of the ritual

(side note, I bet he has specific snacks he plays for specific games, but that's another post)

Levi presents his Henry with gamer snacks for two and a large pizza for them to share

He's honestly a little hurt when much 'sharing' doesn't get done

Does MC not like what he got? He could've sworn they ate something last time. Maybe.

Didn't they?

Oh no what if he got something they said they don't like and he forgot. Oh fuck he feels like such a bad friend.

But they aren't saying anything and that makes him feel worse

"If - if you don't like what I got you can just say it!!! I can take it!!"

MC explains that they just don't feel like eating, but he doesn't accept that so easily

"You have to! Henry and the Lord of Shadows shared every meal possible together on their long journey across the Almederian Wastes!"

"Levi, I'm just not hungry. It isn't that deep."

"....it's that deep to me :<"

Please eat a slice of pizza so he knows you're still friends, MC

Satan

He's the one who's actually going to ask MC why they don't eat as often as he thinks humans ought.

He probably thinks that demon food is just too gross for them, which… might not be incorrect.

When they explain it to him, he will take their reasons and start searching for logical solutions.

Their medication takes away their appetite, is there something else they could try that would achieve the same medicinal effect but not affect appetite?

Or if they can't find the motivation or the will, who or what could motivate them? Do they need meals brought to them?

Rather than forcing them to eat when they don't want to, he's going to try and find ways to make it so that they do want to eat and then let the eating part take care of itself

MC can expect books at their bedroom door and links in their inbox as Satan shares his research with them

Overall the most practical choice if MC wants a solution to their lack of appetite, if one is to be found

Asmodeus

Makes some assumptions when he sees that MC isn't really eating during lunch

"Darling, I understand that humans have odd beauty standards, but you have to know that restriction diets like that are so bad for you."

Eating enough is key to maintaining health and happiness!!

In addition to having many rants about how having enough sleep is necessary, he also basically has pre-readied talks about self-confidence, hydration, eating enough, bathing/showering, and getting enough time outside

And he wants MC to be as healthy and happy as possible, whatever that means for them

Asmo is locked and loaded with an arsenal of compliments about MC's looks and figure and everything he loves about them, when they explain that that isn't actually the problem

It takes him a second to parse that their lack of appetite isn't because they had just eaten, that they literally just don't feel hungry, so they forget to eat

"Well… you need to eat anyway! Here!"

You cannot convince me that Asmo doesn't have a little mini-fridge for his wines and cupcakes that he likes the most to keep Beel away from them

He will present MC with a cupcake and a glass of wine while they hang out

"Yes, you have to have both, they pair so well and it would be a crime if you didn't. I would cry! You wouldn't want to make someone as pretty as me cry, would you?"

Beelzebub

Aww :(

Sharing food time with people he loves is Beel's ultimate joy, so if he brings MC something and they don't want to chow down, it kinda hurts.

He will sulk and be confused

Also, he hasn't lacked an appetite in the longest time, so he can't relate - not until he does that body switch with Asmo, but even then, he's so hungry that he likely can't remember it

MC will probably explain it themself when they see Beel so upset.

"It isn't you - I really appreciate that you think of me enough to bring me something you like. I just don't always have an appetite."

Beel will ask a lot of questions

Are they sick? Are they hurt? Is he bringing them stuff they don't like? Is Devildom food too much for humans?

He will increase the amount of snacks he has on his person, just in case MC ever does develop an appetite, that it could be quickly sated.

Will offer them tastes of what he's eating, since a meal is technically just a lot of little bites, right?

And a lot of little bites of the amount of food Beel eats is a plentiful meal by human standards

Also, will pick MC up and take them to mealtime if necessary, he already does this to Belphie, so he'll just have one of them over each shoulder and plop them in their seats at the dinner table

Belphegor

His strategy is to keep MC hanging around him and Beel so that Beel's plan can go into effect

Probably has also struggled with eating enough, especially in his earlier demon days when he straight up couldn't pull himself out of bed

So whatever is causing MC's struggle with eating, he relates

Beel can and will bring MC and Belphie to food, as well as bringing food to MC and Belphie

Being friends or lovers with the twins is just a guarantee that MC will never purposefully go hungry

I'm sorry Belphie's is so short it really is just 'hey beel we have a food thing, help plz'

masterlist

#rebs writes #obey me headcanons #obey me imagines #tw disordered eating #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me #obey me!#Anonymous

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Demon Brothers + Diavolo Doing Dance Workouts With S/O

Okay, so! On my journey on getting slimmer, healthier and fitter, I’ve been doing Chloe Ting’s workout programs, all free, all really nice to get yourself started and feel a sense of accomplishment. However, I randomly found some pretty neat dance workouts, especially Pamela Reif’s, and I’m in love with the songs she uses, going as far as to make one with only 80s songs, and she included a-Ha’s Take me on, and ahhhh, resonates with my heart so much! Hope you’ll like this little piece of crack and cutesy stuff <3

Lucifer

Lucifer, while yes, he has an amazing body, he seems rather insecure about it, going as far as to use a spell so nobody in his own family would remember how he looked at the beach, so it’s nothing shocking to know that he doesn’t like to exercise when others are around.

However, when he saw how excited you were finding an interesting routine that combined the fun of dancing with workout, he couldn’t refuse you, despite his fear of embarrassing himself or looking less than proper.

Seeing how much fun you’re having, not caring that your face is red, you’re sweating like crazy, and you’re dying of exhaustion, the fact that the songs are good and the workout is pretty refreshing, he feels himself unable to resist smiling at you, and little by little, allowing himself to let loose a bit.

He is a great dancer, we all know it, so he goes all in with all the moves, no matter how sexy or silly, and he LIVES for the way you cheer for him and say how amazing he his.

Poor Luci is going to blush, unable to contain how much you’re boosting his ego and self-confidence.

Clearly, he won’t do any of that around any of his brothers, and will be extra careful so that nobody, especially Diavolo, catched him while he’s dance-working out with you, in fear of them using it as black-mail, posting it on DevilGram or just keeping the content for the future.

Mammon

Mammon frequently workouts because he wants to make sure his body looks good ( he is highly insecure about himself, so he thinks that at least his body should be good, if not him as a person, poor baby ), and he definitely loves having fun at the club, so if you can combine the two things he loves so much, he’s down for anything!

When you told him about your wish to start working out, while doing something fun, because the past routines became a little boring, he asked if you wanted to workout with him.

He was very shy and sweet about asking you that, because he knows that if you used to be sedentary and suddenly decided to workout, he believed it had something to do with insecurities, and he knew very well how anxious and nervous one could be when someone else is in the room with you.

When you accept the idea, he is over the moon with glee, and will find the most fun and cool workouts that the both of you can do together.

You will get tons of cheers and encouragements from Mammon, since he genuinely wants you to be the best version of yourself and learn how to love yourself and who you are, and if working out is going to do the trick, he is going to be a dancing clown for you without a single doubt.

The fact that you’re vibing so much, smiling, despite how difficult and tiring dancing could be, makes his heart melt, because you are so beautiful when you are happy, and he’s just...SO thrilled that he can help you in your journey of self-love.

Leviathan

It’s pretty canon that Levi doesn’t really do anything physically exhausting, only working out when he feels like it, over DevilTube videos, but nothing too exhausting.

Well, unless he wants to learn a new idol or anime dance routine, which is where he goes all in with no regret, not giving a damn about how he can barely stand on his feet, or that he’s sweating a lake.

One day, Levi was playing video games on the console, and you were searching random videos on his Laptop’s DT, and you found some pretty fun dance-workout routines that you wanted to try out.

Realising that they were already viewed, and that Levi was playing a single-player game, you crawled over to him, telling him to stop the game for a second and asking him about them, then suggesting doing some together.

When he heard about you finding about about you wanting to workout out with him, he started blushing furiously, thinking of the worst, until he realised that it meant you would basically learnt he same idol dances he knows, and you could do fun cosplay skits and karaoke, and you would actually know what he’s ranting about, he was in his working out clothes in a beat!

He was so excited and eager to teach you everything he knows, imagining how awesome you would be as a performing duo on a stage, dressed up super flashy and having so much fun while the crowd was cheering wildly.

Levi did ask in the end, albeit veeeery timidly, if you wanted to perform an idol routine with him in his own room, as he has all the best high-tech stuff to make his room look like an idol concert club, and he has the cosplay-making skills, so when you accept, he’s gonna faint from happiness.

Satan

He’s not too shy about working out - He knows he has to balance a working out, eating and studying to have a healthy life-style, so he does at least the bare minimum to keep himself fit.

Satan isn’t the type to tell you what to do, but somehow, the more you stay with him, the more his habits stick to you, so out of the blue, you find yourself doing random, low-maintenance exercises with him...Sometimes while he’s still reading, and you still can’t tell how he can do that.

From the many people he’s acquainted with, he hears about some succubi doing dance-workouts that are pretty entertaining and give you good vibes, so he asked you if you wanted to check out some routines, and choosing the songs you like together, you start doing dance-routines.

Surprise, surprise, it’s actually super fun, and the succubi are great dance teachers, so you and Satan try to sing some of the lyrics, when you’re not too exhausted and panting, or when the song is just too good.

It’s always been obvious that Satan is the domestic type, loving to do any sort of activity with you by your side, or just staying in the same room, or cuddling, doing completely separate things, and enjoying each other’s presence, so dancing together with you was real fun with him, especially because he didn’t have to be proper in any way or put appearances, as he does when outside of his room.

Satan would definitely ask to do more fun activities with you, including maybe supervised mountain climbing, horse-riding, swimming, painting, taking care of animals at the shelters and many other things you’re both into, or want to try new experiences.

Asmodeus

I already believe that Asmo does some kind of yoga and pilates daily - Not for a long time, but just what’s necessary - to keep himself healthy and in a great, lean shape, because having a healthy lifestyle means your skin is going to be beautiful and have that natural glow, so of course he’s gonna do anything to keep that up with minimum sweat required.

If he has a gig up, like modeling on a catwalk, a photoshoot, or some kind of important event, he’s going to do a shit ton of Aerobics and Zumba, maybe even Kangoo Jump for as little as a week and as long as a month or so, because he has to be perfect - As if he isn’t already, but still!

Since we already know he’s the kind to love going to the club and dancing, when you go to him, telling him about the new workout routine you started, since you were a bit bored of Asmo’s chill yoga routines, he was excited to see you trying out new things out of your own volition.

He will try to fish for all your favourite songs and get some succubi to come up with lit dance workout videos so you could both to them together and have fun, because obviously, he wants you to enjoy your favourite songs, and will do anything in his power to make that happen!

Of course, before you start working out, he will drag you to all the best sports shops and try out tons of outfits, and you’ll get matching ones - Comfy and Practical, but make it Fashion!

I’m pretty sure he won’t take it 100% seriously, and he’ll be all party and fun, singing the song out loud, taking your hands and doing random moves that aren’t in the routine, like spinning you or dipping you low, and of course, the occasional kiss-steals won’t be lost in the party, and you’re too adorable to resist.

Beelzebub

Well, this guy does heavy workouts, including weight-lifting and practices for his club activities, like Fangol, which is similar to American Football, which is very...Very Beel, to say the least.

He never pushes you to workout with him, but he did mention that if you ever want to use the gym and be alone, he will make sure nobody bothers you, but if you are in need of an instructor, he would volunteer to help you, despite going softer on you and giving you so many breaks, because you are a cute, little, frail human who doesn’t eat enough.

One day, he heard from Asmo about this super fun and accessible dance workouts, and he thought it would be nice to recommend to you, so he will ask all the details, along with some DevilTube links to such videos, and when you are next together, alone, he will tell you all about it.

As soon as he sees how enthusiastic you are about it, and you even asked him to join you, he will agree without a second thought.

Until he realises that he is so big and bulky that he basically has the grace of a wooden nightstand.

It doesn’t stop him from having fun and enjoying his time of bonding with you, obviously! He will do anything you want, as long as you’re having fun and smiling the way you’re doing now.

Not to mention, it’s pretty refreshing seeing you dance with no inhibitions, just throwing around your limbs and shaking your body like you’re free as a bird.

This is the type of life he wants to live - Fun, happy and chill with his loved ones.

Belphie

No matter how much of a damn sloth he is, you just CAN’T tell me this guy doesn’t do something like Yoga, Pilates or freaking Ballet, considering the moves his busts during does damned dance battles!

He clearly won’t ever ask you to dance or workout with him, because he has a reputation to uphold, he is the Avatar of Sloth, after all, and he can sleep everywhere, as long as he has that fluffy cow-patterned pillow to sleep on.

But one day, you barge into his room, all excited to tell him the newest gossip...Only to see him with music at max volume and following some random choreography, and you just look at him with that meme pikachu shocked face.

Belphie glared at you as bad as the day he killed you, while also blushing like crazy, because damn it, only Beel was supposed to know his secret!

You then grin at him mischievously, hugging his neck and asking if he wants to do dance-workout routines together, and he refuses at first...And second and third and hundredth, but in the end, he will give in, and you will dance together.

Sometimes, he will suggest the dance workouts with a partner, just so he could have a reason to be closer to you, lazily peck your lips, cheeks or forehead, while also being able to do romantic moves...Even if the song is romantic or has seductive moves or not.

It could be some weird country song about how cute horses and cows are, and he would still do something super cute.

And of course, after a well-deserved shower, a loooong cuddle and sleep session together, in his bed, is going to happen.

Diavolo

This is a bit of a spoiler for the lessons 26-29, but I believe Diavolo is feeling pretty lonely and cast out from the group, and he’s like a sad golden retriever who wants some attention and affection, so as soon as you realise that, you start going to him to talk about random things, send him cute messages, stickers, gossips, selfies, pics with things you found awesome or cool, and he super appreciates it, he’s so happy!

This made you start bonding and go out, spending time together, so you then explain to him about human habits, memes, vines, TikToks, fandoms, trends, fandoms, ideas and all the ape shit things you could come up with, like a grandpa trying to be hip with his grandkids, but he ends up so cringe and overly exaggerated that he’s super adorable.

And that includes the dabs and Egyptian dance moves he pulls in the dance battles.

Now, you don’t get those damned arms, abs and pecs (man boobs) without some effort, he clearly works out quite a lot, as often as he can, so one day, when he was searching around random things on YouTube, on his new human laptop, and he finds some women doing some super entertaining dancing workout routines, and he is so enthusiastic about it, that he called you over and showed you those vids.

Grinning at how excited and curious he is about your world, and since you already knew about them and did some in the past, you see that his eyes were wide and expecting, wanting to try it together...So you suggested it, and he was so cheerful!

Dia has Barbatos get you both some super cute matching workout outfits, and together, you start jamming in his huge room, not before you reminded him that this is more for fun, and he should just enjoy it and not take it too seriously, and he was over the moon, especially since you were there to share his enthusiasm.

Needless to say, neither of you had your cheerfulness and grins wiped from your faces for a long time, and Dia got to find out some lit human songs!

Yay!

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commenter2 · 3 years

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Helluva Boss mid season predictions

Vivzie has confirmed that there are only 4 more episodes left in season 1 of Helluva Boss so since I made a post theorizing what would happen during season 1, I’d do an update going over what I think the last 4 episodes could be about.

Episode 5 will still be a Blitzo X Stolas episode where Blitzo and the others “hang out” with Stolas and other upper class demons during Stolas’s festival in the ring of wrath.

The main plot of the episode will have Stolas trying to spend time with Blitzo (much to Blitzo’s annoyance) at the festival but Stella will try and prevent him from doing so out of fear of the two embarrassing the family in front of everyone. I see Stella having a big role in the episode and I hope we get to learn a lot about her character and her relationship with her family, especially her relationship with Stolas. I stated this in an older post but it would be funny if Stella also tried to get some payback at Blitzo somehow during the episode.

The side plot of the episode will likely be about Moxxie and Mille (who could be forced to be caterers there) being treated poorly by the party guest, given how imps are the lowest class in demon society. Maybe near the end of the episode someone will accidently cause a fight to break out between the demon higher ups and it ruins the festival. For some reason I can see the episode ending with Stella, realizing she and Blitzo have more in common when it comes to thoughts about Stolas or that there are bigger problems to worry about then Stolas and Blitzo getting caught, reluctantly saying that Stolas can still see Blitzo as long as they try to not to get caught but it’s shown that Stella is very mad and even sad about this.

I can also see the episode being a good opportunity to let us see other demon characters act onscreen like Lucifer, Lilith, and the Von Eldritchs and those that we haven’t seen yet like Mammon.

There is not much to go on to say what could happen in episode 6 but I feel like it could be about Blitzo and Moxxie getting into trouble on Earth and having to work together to get out of a situation, becoming closer friends in the process. This is supported by the scene of the two being tied up and that scene of them in an alley with what seems to be a portal open in the background. Maybe it could a Millie episode where she needs to save the two after they are captured by someone ?

One idea I have for the episode is that it will have them dealing with the Cherubs as besides how all the other antagonist this season have been confirmed to be appearing a 2nd time later this season (like Verosika and Robo Fizz), it would be bad to leave off there story as it is. We could get a sample of what the Cherubs might do for the rest of the series, which I think is them trying to stop I.M.P from killing people in hopes it will get them back into Heaven only for them to get more corrupted as time goes on, at least for Cletus and Keenie as Collin is too pure.

Another possible idea is that the imps will run into a demon hunter on Earth. A lot of people have said they have been carless on Earth so maybe they get into a situation that results in them learning to be more careful when it comes to doing there job.

The last two episodes will be a roller coaster of emotion.

Episode 7 will be another Blitzo X Stolas centered episode and it will take place in the ring of lust. Like I said in my season 1 trailer analysis post I still think it will be about how thanks to Stolas getting Moxxie a gig at Ozzies, Blitzo has to take Stolas on a proper date there. Sadly Blitzo will find out that they will be seeing Verosika Mayday perform there and she will cause trouble for the imps, especially for Blitzo. I also see Stolas finding out that Blitzo and Verosika use to date, which makes him a bit jealous as maybe he thinks there is still something between Blitzo and Verosika.

While there they will also have to deal with Robo Fizz as he was suppose to open for Verosika but got replaced by Moxxie and wants payback on Moxxie and Blitzo as a bonus. Eventually the characters will cause so much trouble that Asmodeus, the demon lord of lust, will appear and maybe tries to punish everyone but fails. I also like the idea of how Asmodeus appears but instead of punishing everyone he states he likes Moxxie’s singing and that he wants to give him a record deal.

However I believe the biggest moment of the episode will involve Blitzo doing something that breaks Stolas’s heart, whether it be yelling at him for causing all of this and stating they will never date or Stolas sees Blitzo do something romantic/sexual with Verosika where maybe it shows she still has some feelings for Blitzo.

The events of episode 7 will likely be followed up in the season finale, which will be a Blitzo heavy episode.

I.M.P go to an old western themed area to lay low/vacation after the events of the last episode and while things seem to start off good, as Blitzo will love the farm life and even bond with Loona things will get dark near the end. I think while getting into a fight with Robo Fizz (who tracked them down) Robo Fizz will mock Blitzo of his life and brings up if anyone cares for him which hurts Blitzo’s feelings. After something happens Blitzo finally “kills” Robo Fizz but ironically instead of what Robo Fizz said to him bumming him out more, he becomes confident/get clarity and goes to meet a sad Stolas where Blitzo admits that he does like him a bit and in his own way states he would like to be in a “trial run” relationship with Stolas, which cheers up the sad owl demon.

I can see another Moxxie X Millie side plot happening here but I mostly see there being a moment where while on the farm Moxxie gets really hurt but is luckily going to be ok which makes everyone happy, especially Millie and I can see this being another reason why Blitzo goes to see Stolas as he wants a relationship like Moxxie and Mille. I can see there being a scene at the end of the episode where Millie and a recovering Moxxie talk about the idea of having a kid, and there is a funny moment where unknown to them Blitzo AND Stolas peek at the imp couple through binoculars, Stolas stating this is a nice date XD

What do you think will happen in the last few episodes ? What would you love to see happen before the season ends ? What do you NOT want to see in the season ?

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ready-to-obeyme · 4 years

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[OM!] Angel!AU Demon Brother as Your Guardian Angel

Scenario: Residing as angels in the Celestial Realm, the brothers have been assigned to watch over you to guide and protect you. How they do so is up to their discretion. (And if they fall in love with you, well...)

Note: gender neutral headcanons; if i had to choose a timeline, satan exists but belphie doesnt hate humans yet and lilith is alive 🤪, the boys retained their personalities that we all know and love -- it really just be them with guardian angel duties--- bonus angel is Lilith ;)

inspiration from [link] and their other angel!au videos (they’re all adults in this post btw) and [link] (yes just this post; apparently my guardian angel Lucifer is in awe of me... for being dumb as FUCK--)

Lucifer

a little affronted he has to take time to look after a human as a seraph but doesn't vocalize it as much since it's direct orders from his father

isn't one to directly intervene in your life much because he doesn't see the need to nor does he want to; a little haughty ngl about being an angel and you being a human

there is no guideline to being a guardian angel and making sure you don’t die before your time is his Main Priority

he's not going to stop you from eating a whole family sized Dorito bag by yourself or from staying awake till 4am-- those bad decisions are on YOU

finds a little pleasure from seeing the consequences of your actions for a while, but eventually just judges you for everything you do

"why aren't you studying? isn't the midterm tomorrow?"

"when was the last time this human ate?"

"why are you dating that person?"

grumbles over you and your life choices, but is now just actually concerned and hoping you'll be able to make better choices for your own health and happiness; he is now officially Invested as Guardian Angel, don’t you dare laugh at him Michael

if he does utilize his powers to influence you, it comes in subtle hints-- the wind blowing in your hair so you look a certain direction, a sudden bright light to wake you up so you sleep properly in a bed and not a desk... maybe appearing in your room for just a moment to place a blanket over your shoulders

realizes he has… feelings when you perform a good deed or grow as a person and he feels immensely proud and happy for you; has to really keep himself in check to not intervene in your life in more menial, though still helpful, ways

humbled by your growth and change as you become a better person

finally reveals himself to you (by accident) when he has to physically come and save you from danger and then proceeds to yell at you in anger (read: worry) about safety and doesn’t leave your side

Mammon

similarly to Lucifer, grumbles about having to take time to babysit a human but quickly becomes invested in your life at record speed (typical Mammon)

unnecessarily and excessively worried at times even for things that isn't actually putting you in danger

"WHAT THE HELL HUMAN, LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE YOU CROSS THE STREET--"

"NO NO NO, BRING YOUR PEPPER SPRAY WITH YOU! I don't care if you’re just walking to the adjacent apartment, BRING IT!"

eventually just ends up storming down to the human realm and """attempts""" to be subtle

if you placed the spray on the table, you turn and it's in your bag again. weird.

pretty sure you could have done a pretty good paranormal activity video with the weird stuff happening in your life when mammon is not-so-secretly intervening in your life

attempts do not last long because mammon's patience grows thin and he suddenly pops into your life and demand you be more careful

probably meets you by slapping your hand away from buying another random but expensive plushie even though you can barely afford it and you just stare at him like he's crazy as he explains that he's your guardian angel

'My Guardian Angel as My Roommate' becomes the title of your life or alternatively 'My Guardian Angel and I are Both Idiots'

the genre of your life is now officially a rom com

his main excuse for being constantly at your side (and it's NOT because he likes you a lot) is "how else am I gonna be prepared to protect you from anything that wants to hurt you?? you would have died 1000x over without me" which is a lie but it's okay he pays rent

hold his hand and tell him it’s so you don’t get lost and he’ll blush but never let go of your hand

Leviathan

life is a simulation

or rather, your life is

once he gets assigned to you, he observes you for a while-- and it looked like he was going to leave you be for the most part, when one Bad Choice has him popping up right in front of you

he slaps away the tub of ice cream you were gonna binge eat

"human, stop eating that crap! your stats are gonna suffer!!!"

super insistent in telling you to do something that good for you and is pretty stubborn when it comes to decisions that benefit your health and career

"noob, hurry up and level up your intelligence or you're gonna fail your exams"

"is life a game to you"

"yes, and you are losing. but have no fear, I am your walkthrough."

joking aside, Levi is pretty supportive of you, in the way Belphie is to his human-- he just words things in gaming terms like stats, energy, leveling up, exp

did not expect to get gratitude from this gig, but when you express your true appreciation for his care, he doesn't know what to do (starts crying maybe?)

his advice starts veering away from just lifestyle and health but to more human aspects; he offers a listening ear and supportive compliments whenever needed

because it turns out he cares for you a whole lot more than if this was really all just a game to him and ends up caring about your general happiness and is more considerate about your feelings

Finds himself being super casual with you and talking about your favorite show and has to catch himself from speaking so quickly-- can’t have the human thinking he… adores you

Satan

has no qualms with coming to the human realm to watch over you, but is fine with not immediately being a part of your life or intervening as much as Mammon or Belphie

ironically, as a man who was originally never born as an angel, he does his duties in a manner most befitting manner of one

subtly inserts himself into small parts of your life, persisting off small interactions

he's the guy at the counter when you needed to find a book, he's the one who picks up your hydroflask and returns it to the lost and found, he's the one telling you your backpack is open before anything spills out

he doesn't know but you jokingly dub him your guardian angel, even if you don't know who he actually is but never have the courage to speak up-- also mainly because he flits in and out of your life so fast you don’t even have the chance to say “oh, by the way, what’s your name?”

Satan is content with how he is more of a passing moment in your life, so this way you can still live your life the way you want it without much interference from an outside source because he respects your choices and the concept of free will that all humans have

truly believes that the best course of action and his duty as your guardian angel is to see you live your life the way you want to-- and if can help out a little or give you a little nudge in the right way, then that’s fine by him

Prefers to be on the sidelines and watch you become your own person and-- well, it’s a bit hard not getting attached to you when he sees you trip over yourself over someone you like or help someone out with their books when they dropped them

eventually does have to step in in a more meaningful way when you accidentally endanger yourself and he wards it off or catches you before you hurt yourself

at that point it was hard to pretend not being a part of your life when he's helped you so often-- and the fact that you're infatuated with him and asked him out

(he probably doesn't even realize how suave and prince charming he looks lmao)

Asmodeus

chooses to watch over you from above more but doesn't mind just popping down to the human realm just to have some fun at the same event you're in

lives through all your moments with you; laughs when you laugh and cries when you cry and genuinely enjoys seeing you go through life, living and learning

generally leaves you to your own devices unless there's something really pressing

utterly cannot stop himself from intervening if you have doubts about yourself or if you struggle with self-love

loves appearing in dreams to dish out advice and tell you to love yourself, forgive yourself more, and to seek happiness because you deserve it

you don't remember the dreams exactly, but you do remember the sentiment within it and sometimes the fuzzy image of a beautiful angel you aren't sure you've seen irl but you chalk it up to seeing the face of strangers you’ve seen (which is... technically true)

dreams are his main way of communicating with you, and he also just thinks the mystery and anonymity is kinda exciting-- but sometimes he just spends a lot of your dreams just talking to you and getting to know you more intimately and seeing things from your perspective

sometimes enjoys being in your lucid dreams when you’re pretty aware and you go on some really whacky dream-induced adventure

loves you like no other and truly wishes the best for you

accidentally reveals himself to you during a party where you meet face to face

"I've feel like I've seen you before…"

"Haha, well that's because I've been in your dreams! They were pretty pleasant weren't they?"

you think he’s kidding for a long time-- and honestly he’s not even trying to hide the fact that he’s your Guardian Angel, considering he tells you all the time “Honey, I’m you’re Guardian Angel” or “Of course I’m here for you! I’m your Guardian Angel!”

but the way he says it makes it feel like that’s just a nickname, not an official TITLE

floored when you actually see his WINGS and turns out you’ve been in love with an actually angel this entire time

Beelzebub

similar to Asmo and Satan, he doesn't really feel the need to insert himself into your life

instead, he's wherever you are… but in the background, eating at a table in a far corner or walking casually across the street from where you are

very inconspicuous and surprisingly good at keeping a distance, whether he intends to or not

he just looks very natural doing whatever he is doing at any time, but often accidentally ends up in the background of a photo or selfie without people noticing

as your Guardian Angel, he watches over you by stopping anyone with ill intent from approaching you... like the obvious ones like mugging and stuff; he wishes he could protect you from bad people too but he respectfully keeps his distance and allows you to make mistakes and grow from it

it infuriates him when people take advantage of your kindness

(though if the person that hurt you emotionally meets Beel in an alley...)

is very taken aback when YOU are the one approaching HIM asking for the time or if you could grab something on the high shelf for you

actually pretty flustered when you do interact with him because he was distracted doing other stuff he never expected you to notice him

Beel is the definition of a Guardian Angel-- a sentinel, standing on guard to protect you from danger and physical harm-- and he does exactly that when the time comes

most likely to save you from something dramatic like a car incoming or a fight

doesn't really understand why you trust him so easily or so wholeheartedly even after he saved you because he thought he would look intimidating

(he did, until you asked him for the time and he spoke with his mouth full of burgers or stammered out a 'you're welcome' when you smiled at him at the library)

Beel doesn't know until much later that he's dubbed as your gentle giant

Belphegor

like some of the others, doesn't like to influence your choices as much-- not because of free will or anything like that, but because he likes humans because of who they are and what they do

(and also he’s too lazy to be hovering around you trying to control your every move anyhow)

and man are humans, especially you, interesting

why is that human drinking from that person's navel? no clue but it looks fun

why is that human consuming whipped cheese with waffles? no idea, but he wouldn't get this much free entertainment without it

has no problems integrating himself into your life as your friend or roommate just to watch everything unfold in person and to tease you for your mildly questionable decisions in life

“Belphie, why didn’t you stop me from eating that last bowl of cereal?”

“Eh, I thought it would be kind of funny.”

isn't one to go out of his way to do something to influence you, but he does encourage you to do the things you want to do, whether they be good or mildly questionable ones-- but especially the fun ones like joining a new club or going to town to have fun (which you do drag him along to every time)

does steer you away from making Bad Decisions like murder or whatever, but he thinks most choices are pretty neutral and does help you process the consequences, both good and bad, of what happened

so he's integrated himself as your friend, offers advice and supports your decisions no matter what, and subtly looks out for you… and he's surprised when one day you confess to him that you like him???

this was NOT part of the plan but he would be lying to himself if he said he didn't end up falling for you too after seeing all sides of you and watching you grow as a person

Lilith

watches more from afar, because as much as she loves humans like Belphie, she is a little shy about meeting you

curiosity does triumph over shyness eventually, and she does surveillance distantly like Beel before winding up being directly in your life like Belphie (siblings am i right)

her brothers would keep trying to give her input on how she should interact with you or guide you but she brushes them away with a huff because she thinks she's doing a fine job thank you very much!

or so she's pretty sure, considering you're hanging out with her, seriously listening to her advice, buying her gifts... cuddling in bed with her if you’re attracted to her

if you do like her and want to date her, she has to be ready to somehow defend you from the only danger in your life, which turns out to be her brothers

if not, you two live happy lives as the best of friends, though the brothers can never be too careful with their darling sister

likes updating about your life to her brothers and they're lowkey jealous

doesn’t actually have to reveal herself as an angel unless you somehow find out... or because Mammon and Lucifer come down and threatens bodily harm if you hurt Lilith (wait, who’s watching over who now??)

hold up this is setting up for exactly what happens in the canon storyline

#obey me headcanons #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #this is my.... fourth time trying to get the tags to work #still i liked writing this and i hope people enjoy it too :'))

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prrplwtch · 4 years

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Love your blog! I saw a tik tok thing and thought this would be perfect for the brothers! MC wants attention so she pranks them by answering a fake call on speaker that goes "Ey what's up shawty, yo man still around?" 🤣 How would the brothers react?

I went and looked up the videos specifically to write this for you, nonnie. For those curious, nonnie’s referring to these videos.

Lucifer

Lucifer and MC were in Lucifer’s study. He was dealing with some paperwork, while MC was sitting on the couch doing something on her phone. Lucifer knew that she wanted attention because she had loudly sighed quite a few times in the last couple minutes, but he needed to finish his work as soon as possible.

Suddenly, MC’s phone rang.

“Take the call outside,” Lucifer said, not lifting his head from the papers.

But, it appeared MC already answered the call, since suddenly, he heard a loud voice, “Ey what's up shawty, yo man still around?”

Lucifer looked up and sighed. Who is she talking to that speaks like that?

“Who is calling you?” he asked, looking at MC, “Hand me the phone, there are a few words I need to have with this...person.”

When it turned out to be a prank call, Lucifer was slightly annoyed, since it distracted him from the paperwork.

Still he could not be mad at her for long.

“So, now that you have my full attention, what is it that you want?”

Mammon

Mammon and MC were in his room, sitting on his bed. Mammon was busy browsing Akuzon - he had just got paid for one of his modeling gigs and it was time to spend! MC had tried to get his attention away from his phone a few times, but Mammon was determined to finish his shopping. “Just a few more things,” he told her.

As he was about to do the check out, MC’s phone rang.

Mammon wondered who was calling her, but then he got distracted by was inputting his shipping information.

“Ey what's up shawty, yo man still around?” he heard suddenly from MC’s phone.

Mammon acted before he could even think. He turned around, and grabbed MC’s phone out of her hands. “Who is this?!” he yelled into the phone, “Stop calling my girlfriend.”

He was absolutely seething that someone would call MC like that. To his surprise, there was no response, and when he looked at the screen, it appeared the other person hang up.

When MC told him that it was just a prank, Mammon was not too happy. “Don’t do that to me,” he pouted.

Leviathan

Levi and MC were hanging out in his room. Levi was playing the new game he just got earlier that day, and MC was watching him play. He could tell that she was getting bored, since she’d tried to kiss him and cuddle him - but he knew he needed to finish the level without getting distracted because there was no opportunity to save before then.

As he glanced over at her, he noticed MC was on her phone. Suddenly, her phone rang.

“Ey what's up shawty, yo man still around?” he heard a man’s voice as soon as MC answered.

Levi could not help but roll his eyes - he spent plenty of time on the internet and knew that this time of prank call was very popular these days. In fact, just the other day he watched a video of reactions to this prank call.

“MC, I’ve seen videos,” Levi said, as he saved the game and turned to her.

He could tell by her face that she was not very pleased that it did not have the desire effect on him, so he sighed and moved closer to her.

“You don’t need to resort to this to get my attention,” he said.

Satan

Satan was reading a book in his room with MC sitting by his side also reading. In the past few minutes she tried to draw him into the conversation multiple times, but Satan was in no mood to talk - not at least until he finished the chapter.

MC seemed to have finally given up, and from the corner of his eye, Satan saw that she took out her phone.

As he continued his reading, suddenly, her phone rang. Satan did not really expect her to answer it - MC was not the type to pick up calls usually, but this time she did.

“Ey what's up shawty, yo man still around?” a loud voice came from MC’s phone.

Satan was suddenly overcome with anger - who was calling his girlfriend and talking to her like that?

“Who is this?” Satan asked, looking at MC’s as he outstretched his arm, “Give me the phone, so I can talk to him.”

When MC explained to him that it was a prank call, Satan was surprised - and annoyed.

“MC, next time just tell me that you want attention - no need for these silly actions.”

Asmodeus

Asmo was lying on his bed in his room with a face mask on. MC was lying by his side, also with a face mask. She kept trying to talk, which slightly annoyed Asmo - he knew that for full effect of the mask it was necessary for the face to be absolutely still.

MC was quiet for a few moments, when, suddenly, he heard her phone ring. He wanted to tell her to pick it up later, but that would require moving his face, which he did not want to do.

She picked up the call, and the next things Asmo heard was, “Ey what's up shawty, yo man still around?”

Asmo sighed - he knew of this prank and had spent quite a few minutes the other day laughing at the silly reactions some people were having to them.

Still, since she’d gone through all these trouble to get his attention, Asmo decided to play along.

“Who is this?” Asmo said, as he sat up on the bed and snatched the phone out of MC’s hands, “Oh, and one more question - are you cute?”

“Oh, looks like he hung up,” Asmo said, looking at MC, “That’s unfortunate. I was just hoping we could have some fun.”

Beelzebub

Beel and MC were in the kitchens of the House of Lamentation - by a lucky chance Beel had come into possession of twenty pounds of ice cream and now he was working on making sure there were only five pounds left, since that was about how much could fit into the freezer. MC was helping him at first, but now Beel noticed that she was on her phone.

It appeared to him that she looked slightly sad, but, before he had a chance to ask her about it, her phone suddenly rang.

“Ey what's up shawty, yo man still around?” he heard a man’s voice as soon as MC picked up the phone.

Beel frowned - he did not recognize the voice. He wanted to know who was calling MC and why they were talking to her like that?

“Who is it?” he asked, looking at MC. “Just a friend from the human realm,” MC replied, looking at him innocently.

“Why is he asking if I’m around?” Beel asked, confused. He did not know anything about that person, but somehow, he did not like it at all.

Later, when he learned from MC that it was all a prank, Beel felt a little sad. “Why did you do this, when all you need to do was ask me for attention?”

Belphegor

Belphie and MC were in the attic, lying in the bed. Belphie felt rather tired, so he wanted to nap, but it appeared MC was in a rather chatty mood. “I want to sleep,” Belphie told her, finally. He noticed that she pouted at his words, but did not say anything. Belphie closed his eyes and settled into his pillows.

He was about to fall asleep, when, suddenly, he heard MC’s phone ring. He felt a pang of annoyance, and hoped that she would not answer. To his chagrin, she did.

“Ey what's up shawty, yo man still around?” came loud voice from the phone.

Belphie’s eyes shot open, and before he could even think, he was sitting up on bed, reaching over to snatch the phone out of MC’s hands.

“Her man speaking,” he said, “Why are you calling? Who are you?”

To his surprise, there was no response - when he looked at the screen, it appeared the call had already dropped. “Who was that?” he turned to MC.

Upon learning that it was a prank, Belphie sighed in annoyance. “Stop with these stupid jokes,” he grumbled as he put his arm around MC’s middle and snuggled her close, “You already have all of my attention.”

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor

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