You host a lot of parties and you get a new pizza delivery boy from the local pizzeria dropping off your pizza. He is super cute and you find out he’s doing delivery to pay the bills while he studies hard for an engineering degree. He comes to deliver pizza every Friday evening.
You can tell after about a year that he’s been helping himself to the leftover pizzas and cancelled orders in the back. His face has a double chin and he probably has outgrown all his clothes. You don’t want to be rude so you keep tipping him well.
You’re honestly impressed with how quickly the weight has come onto him because you feel like every time you see him he’s 15 pounds heavier. He dresses well and carries the weight well. He still looks professional and offers service with a smile.
What you said about dressing well went out the window when he got fatter. He was already wearing the biggest size the pizzeria had for uniform but now he was sixty pounds heavier. He had to wear the shirt untucked because it wouldn’t tuck in, and he needed to cover his belly. He complained about it once you started to call him “big guy.”
He came to deliver pizza to your door one last time as he was now graduated and moving to California to start a new engineering job full time. You feel bad because he is only 21 or 22 years old and weighs more than 500lbs. It’s gonna be tough for him to get laid and start a new life or do much at his size. Didn’t look like he was slowing down anytime soon.
@tfbear2hogslob has been eating like a good little piggy for me lately and it shows. Still want so much more, though. Keep waddling up to the trough and become the big fat hog you're meant to be.