This is Malcolm:
I think you might like Malcom. Why? ....Well:
Malcom is a funny guy. He has a bird called Sunshine! He use to work for the FBI, but now he consults with the NYPD on murder cases. He's very good at it! Look how much fun he has:
Wow so fun!
Malcolm also has friends! Wanna meet them? Here:
Such good friends (he can't make many)
Oh! Malcom also has a family! Wanna Meet them too:
Wait what's that? Why does Dr. Whitly cause problems? He looks so nice! And he's saved many people's lives. Dr. Whitly loves his family too, he would do anything for them and raised Malcolm with a loving hand! So why is he the reason Malcolm literally ties himself to his bed at night? *whisper whisper* OHHH THATS RIGHT!! We forgot to mention. Dr Whitly is a....
Bum Bum Bummmmmm!!!! Yep! He's a pretty bad guy! Killed 27 people! Brutally! And documented his "findings" too, Malcolm doesn't get his art skills from his mama! And guess who turned him in??......
That's right!! Baby (Ten year old) Malcolm!! Go Malcolm! Congrats on your first case! And Meeting Gil your future boss!!! That event is gonna emotionally stunt you forever! (That's why he can't make many friends)
Especially since his sneakily little papa wormed himself out of multiple death sentences and into a nice little mental institution, smack dab in the middle of New York City. Because like who wouldn't want a man who killed 27 people via surgical methods to consult on actual surgeries anymore? He may be a pycho, but he's got that PHd! He's also got phone privileges.....
Which is a terrible thing for Malcolm, but also a great one. After all, who better to help on a serial killer case, than another serial killer! It'll be like father son bonding time.....only the bonding really isn't helping anyone...
In conclusion:
All of Y'all should totally watch Prodigal Son on HBO (not free:() or the CW (Free!:)) and totally possibly hyperfixate on Malcolm like I sometimes do too because even though there's only like two seasons it's absolutely worth it! It's an interesting twist on the typical crime show with a lot of psychological innerturmoil drama. Ok thanks for coming to my ramble bye!!!!!❤️❤️❤️
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Currently thinking about Ainsley gaslighting Malcolm to the point of tears while calmly accusing him of gaslighting her when he’s the one who covered up her murder for her.
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So I'm gonna die mad on the alter of "If Prodigal Son Hadn't Been Cancelled We'd Have Found Out That Martin Never Intended To Kill Malcolm As A Child And In Fact Intended John To Be Malcolm's First Victim" but Fox is full of COWARDS so I'll never have my ABSOLUTELY CORRECT theory proven.
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all the hannibal fans should try Prodigal Son, its abt the relationship between a man and his murderer dad who is played by the fantastic Michael Sheen
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