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sweaterweather-247 · 2 years

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Dating Finnick Odair Headcanons

Finnick is a handsome charming young man who has the heart of the capital.

You two grew up together in district 4 and he fell in love with you.

When he was reaped you cried, you had a crush on Finnick and you couldn’t imagine a life without him.

He won the games and he came home and confessed his love for you.

You two started dating soon after that.

Finnick constantly flirts with you even after you’ve been dating for years.

He just loves seeing you blush.

Flirt back and he will be a blushing mess and stutter like hell.

Constantly making out anywhere where there isn’t cameras.

You know why Finnick occasionally leaves and you hate snow for forcing Finnick to be a prostitute.

You comfort Finnick after his “appointments” as he calls them.

Finnick doesn’t let any people from the capital go near you, they wouldn’t like that Finnick has a real lover.

He knows what would happen to you if they knew.

Finnick always writes you poems.

He calls you: love, cutie, my love, darling, my heart.

Your nicknames for him are: love, hunk, king, mah love.

You two always go swimming together and try to see who cam swim faster.

Finnick teaches you how to use a trident and how to fight incase you’re ever reaped.

He brings you to hang out with the other victors.

You watch him train the other tributes and comfort him if they die.

Cuddles all the time.

Finnick is the big spoon and is an amazing cuddler.

He holds you so tightly because he worries that one day he’ll lose you.

You hold him tightly through his nightmares.

Finnick is crazy protective of you.

He doesn’t want to lose you.

He glares at anyone who looks at you in a wrong way.

He will fight anyone who makes you uncomfortable and he will win.

Finnick wants to marry you and have kids if you want to.

He already has your wedding planned.

Finnick does get jealous a little bit, he knows you love him.

When someone starts flirting with you, Finnick comes over and kisses you, making the other guy uncomfortable.

You tease him for being jealous but he denies it.

You do get a bit jealous too.

The reputation of having a parade of lovers doesn’t bug you because you know he doesn’t love any of the women he sleeps with.

But other women believe it and often try to get Finnick to sleep with him, he always tells them off.

Sometimes you go up to him and make out with him to tell the other women to fuck off.

“Who’s jealous now cutie?”

Finnick always plans the best dates and your favourites are on the beach where you two had your first kiss.

You two started dating when you were both 14 and for 4 years he was terrified you were going to be reaped.

Once a week Finnick trained you to fight and you always viewed it as him being overprotective.

But you honestly loved it when you got pinned by him when you two were wrestling.

You live in victors village with him.

He purposefully makes your shared room close to his workout room because he knows you like it he works out.

You also both have your own bedrooms incase either of you want to be alone which is usually just you because Finnick is a clingy boy.

If you two fight, it’s usually about your safety because some times he can be overprotective or push you too hard during training.

Usually you two go to your separate bedrooms to cool off.

Finnick ties knots to calm himself and will sometimes go and talk to Johanna for advice.

He will always apologize with flowers and poems to express how sorry he is.

You two take care of mags together and she loves you so much.

Finnick loves the way you take care of her.

You love her so much because she helped Finnick win the games by teaching him to tie knots.

You even offered to let her live with you guys incase she can’t do things by herself anymore.

Finnick loves you so much.

He loves that you don’t just love him for his body but for all of him.

You love how caring he is and how selfless he is.

Finnick is the best boyfriend you could ask for.

(NSFW sorry if it sucks)

Finnick is great at sex because unfortunately he was exposed to it at a young age.

He waits for when you’re ready and when you are, he’s so excited.

Finnick is a soft Dom.

He goes as fast or as slow as you want.

When Finnick is a little bit too jealous he will take you to a secluded area and fuck you there.

When he’s feeling needy, missionary postion is his way of being close to you.

He kisses you all over your body and will leave love bits if you want him to.

Finnick can last really long in bed, if you can’t he’ll help you with that.

After you’re both done, he cleans you up and cuddles you all night.

If he’s tired, he’ll lay on top of you all night.

He just wants you to be in his arms forever.

#finnick x reader #finnick odair #finnick odair x reader #finnick x you #finnick x y/n #finnick #hunger games #hunger games x reader

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theamccafrey · 2 months

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Why I Don't Acknowledge Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Okay, let's get this clear. Dumbledore and Grindelwald being lovers is more canon than that mistake of a book.

I did not devote my childhood to seven books for the eighth one to be more terrible than ketchup on maggi.

I did not obsess over the fact that there is one book for every horcrux mah man voldy made for the eighth book to strut in and avada kedavra me.

I did not obsess over Vernon and his terrible parenthood to see Harry become him.

And so, I welcome you to the first ever Harry Potter rant on this blog.

Albus Severus Potter

So I opened the cursed child book and saw the most cursed thing of all- that name. Why I hate severus snape is a whole other rant for another day, but I understand why the series ended with Harry fangirling around him.

Nevertheless, that potions professor was the dude who low key simped for Harry's mom. He was the guy who mocked Hermione for knowing answers to questions. The dude bullied a boy who had parents admitted in the hospital, and the side that he supported was the very reason they were in that state. So ye, Snape was great and all but I feel like adult Harry would not have named a kid after him.

I'm not exactly anti-Dumbledore and he was a father figure for Harry, so imma leave that alone, but I'm pretty sure naming a kid Albus Severus Potter borders on child abuse.

Harry's Parenting

Another thing I refuse to believe is that Harry James Potter, the spokesperson of childhood trauma, would allow himself to have a poor relationship with his child. I cannot allow that kind of thing in my Harry Potter memories.

Somehow, from what I read, I also got the feeling that harry becomes a grumpy middle aged man, and seeing my favourite character, the Mirror of Erised to my childhood become whatever ungodly persona the book resembled is heartbreaking.

The thing that made us all like Harry was how teenager-like he was. He went through some terrible stuff, but yet we had happy moments, where Harry was just a 14 year old with his friends. I mean- Harry did, after all, teach a class the ministry was against in a secret society he was the head of to defy an institution (very gen Z) and kiss a girl all in one chapter.

The Potter Household

I feel like Ginny, who was the youngest of 7 kids would want an only child.

Harry, who grew up all alone, would want more kids.

So the best that they would settle for would be 2 children. That's it. For some reason I find the idea of 3 kids in the potter household unsettling.

It is horrifying to see Ginny, a smart, athletic, brave girl have the most successful quidditch career and retire at 22 to become a reporter. It is (apart from the entire book) the most disappointing thing JK made canon. Somehow Cursed child was able to condense all the things wrong about movie!Ginny into one book.

The household is also extremely Harry-centric. We've got James Sirius Potter, and Albus Severus Potter, and Lilly Luna Potter. It somehow feels like Ginny had no role whatsoever in naming the children. I would have loved to see a Fred Potter in place of the sinful Albus Severus. Bonus points for a Lilly Minerva Potter.

Harry spent his entire life being 'The Harry Potter' and the Weasleys were his forever family. I feel like after their marriage, he would have changed his surname instead. A Weasley-Potter household is the one thing we all asked for.

All I ever wanted was a Harry Weasley married to star quidditch player Ginny Weasley, with James Sirius Weasley, Fred Weasley, and Lilly Minerva Weasley, a happy family without communication issues.

Is that too much to ask for?

#megmcmeg #dumblydore #harry potter #ginny weasley #harry x ginny #hermoine granger #hermoine #ron weasley #albus severus potter #james sirius potter #lilly luna potter #small blog

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py-dreamer · 1 year

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Adding on to the Undertale I guess-

Um, Grown up AU! Don't ask why they're all similar ages, they just are. In the Au, da kids did too many resets, glitched the timeline and somehow pressed the reset button all at the same time. Somehow, all of them became corporeal and most of the characters have been age-swapped! (As in the kids are adults and the adults are now kids) They now have to adapt to the new environment but don't worry, they're adjusting well...mostly

Chara is NOT the captain of the royal guard in this AU. (I'll let you guess who it is) but they ARE Asriel's right hand and know very well how to fight.

Frisk is the diplomat between humans and monsters (I think the barrier gets broken at one point in the au idk) but don't underestimate them cause, while they prefer to use words, they still know how to kick ass.

Blow the trumpets and make way for the king of monsters...KING ASRIEL DREEMURR!!! (If you couldn't already tell, he's kinda my favourite-) Mans has his cool glowing swords and fireballs but sadly does not have his lightning, comets or giant blaster skull thingy. Mah furry boi can still smash your face in though. Btw, on his shirt in the middle pic, it says: 'King Fluffybuns Jnr.' that you bet Frisk & Chara got for him.

For Frisk, I'd figured they'd be more adventurous with their style (they can absolutely rock feminine and masculine) with some more sporty wear but main style is still comfy. I wish I could've made their work wear more detailed, but I still couldn't think of much. I headcannon that they like to buy a bunch of pins and patches to just stick on their clothes. They get the others some pins and badges to but they're not that into it. They still wear some badges though.

In the game its kinda a trend that kids wear striped sweaters and I gave the stripes to Frisk since I think they're the most childlike in this au. Nothing derugatory, just more excitable, cheerful and playful.

As you'll probably have noticed, I gave Chara an Undercut and long hair. I just wanted to give them a different look to Frisk and I really like the beanie but again, they look almost too much like Aimsey. There's nothing wrong with that but looking back, I feel like the two have similar asthetics and the beanie made them look way too similar. I gave them combat boots cause that's cool and a different pattern on their sweater? Overalls? Overshirt? Idk.

I didn't really do much with Azzy other than give make him taller, give him a silghtly yellow beard, made his horns much bigger and gave him a different pattern on his sweater. I imagine him taking care of the flowers now and gave him a less armour heavy king outfit that his dad cause I'd assume he'd be less likely to go to war on the humans.

Chara and Azzy kept the same colour palette cause I think it might take them even longer to adjust. I mean, these two were dead for centuries, one was an apathetic flower who committed mass genocide and the other was basically forced to commit mass genocide. I'm not pinning the blame on anyone but I think these two in particular still have a lot of trauma to overcome.

But they still have each other don't worry.

Umm, in terms of my style, I tried thicker lineart in some areas. It's most prominent in Azzy's design I think so let me know what you guys think.

Will I be drawing the rest of the main cast? Idk, probably not but who knows?

Idk what to name the au, maybe you guys can leave an idea?

Until next time my lovely marshiemallows!

(Click on photos for better quality)

#undertale fanart #undertale #undertale au #frisk fanart #undertale frisk #chara dremuur #asriel dreemurr #pog champ #grown up au #Py's_art

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blood-mocha-latte · 1 month

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hello!! how’s it going?? :)) from the writers truth or dare ask- 🛼 ,🍄, and 🌸??

greetings love!! how's it going mah dear

writer ask game <3

🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis

the truly embarrassing part of this is that i am on a Computer. so i have painstakenly googled and copy and pasted each of these from the Sufjan Stevens Song Inspired demarco/macon fic. faceplants 🌨️🐺📐🩸🥾

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

*pokes straw into juice box* i had a revelation last night that the bare bones of luztoye might just be the idea of being ultimately doomed but refusing to believe it and fighting through it anyways. anyways do u guys think they explored each others bodies

🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them

ohohohohoho. boy Do Eye. at the time of writing this, we have four guinea pigs, four cats, and a dog. here they are. my precious scrunglies

#rie answers #love love love to izzy for such a lovely ask <3

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purplerose244 · 8 months

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Watched the tenth episode of LEGO DreamZzz: LOVED IT!

So I actually watched this episode a whole while ago but forgot to post this... BUT NOW THE SECOND PART OF SEASON 1 IS ALL OUT SO I NEED TO PUT MY THOUGHTS DOWN 😍😍

Also the LEGO Youtube channel continues to bless me with shorts of the series, I'm already a huge fan of Draw with Mateo, and now we got Logan's Training Tutorials (he got such a massive ego istg 😂) AND EVEN AN ANIMATED SHORT CALLED "DREAMOLITION DUO VS THE MUTATED MATH MONSTERS" 🤩🤩🤩 (that one was EXCELLENT, I really hope we get more of those with that style)

Since all the new episodes dropped at the same time I might just make a single or two posts about all of them, we'll see! It's literally just for me to scream about how I love this show 🥰

Anyway, without further ado, let's get into this!

THE GRIM ESCAPE

This coach is pretty narrow minded, but I never had a PE teacher that wasn't 100% convinced gym was everything, so 😂

Dreamcrafting as a concept feels like elemental powers from Ninjago: it's likely the most powerful thing there is, but in most situations it gets nullified or nerfed so it's hard to use it all the time with no limits 😅😅 It does make sense for this place to be no imagination zone, though

I'm sure Logan feels very guilty for the mess he got into, but I do hope he doesn't get forgiven immediately, so I'm glad Mateo is genuinely upset at him

COOP NO 😱

Okay thank goodness 😂

Glad Logan isn't here to hear these orders and not follow them (sorry Logan 😅)

Edison bomb, we had the Edison ray before, I find it funny that the focus is on the guy that dreamed about his inventions

Mmmmm, I'm interested in the Night Hunter, I think there's more to him

LOGAN YOU GOT AMAZING FRIENDS YOU JUST GOTTA LEARN TO TREAT THEM BETTER I SWEAR THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY SWEETIE 😭😭

To be fair, he's doing pretty good on his own for not being able to dreamcraft

LIL BUDDY ACQUIRED 💙

Wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf- also interesting that this are the most normal creatures we saw so far, and it is in the place where the imagination is robbed and taken. Like here they don't waste time with creative creations like in the rest of the world

YES LOGAN TAKE THE HOURGLASS!!!

Yes Logan take your time 😅

Feels like karma Logan getting Stinkbrain as a nick he doesn't like, after mocking Mateo about Mattie this whole time

Z BLOG FIGHT Z BLOB FIGHT I ALWAYS LOVE WHEN THE LIL GUY APPEARS 💚

This show really says "best plan is run" 😂

I love Sneaky, someone needs to humble Logan a little bit... okay A LOT

Everyone loves and cares for Teo so much! LOVE ME A GOOD SUPPORTIVE TEAM 🩷

I still wonder where Zoe found her bow, and if there is a connection over the fact that she got a bow and the Night Hunter got a crossbow, they are the only ones with actual weapons and they are both long range kind of weapons

NUUUUU GOT CAPTURED

No worries mah boy Teo is out there with Z Blob I'm sure he'll think of something!!... oh yeah there's Logan too 😅

Z BINOCULAR WTF

AWWWWWWWWWW MATEO HUGGING LOGAN THAT WAS SO CUTE!!! 💚💙💚💙 Despite being mad at him and with reason too, he was still worried about him! That's why I love him 🥰🥰

Oh, this is nice, Mateo didn't forgive him but he sees that Logan cares. And Logan for once asked him what's the plan, instead of going on a limb as usual! GROWTH!!! 💙

"Everytime I dreamcraft, bad things happen! And then we do a lot of running!"

"Welcome to my world!"

LOL loved that

AWWWWWW!! This is what I was talking about when I said Teo is a great leader, and knows that now Logan can give a great input since he can't dreamcraft like the others! I know I'm focusing on Teo so much but he is my favourite, so 😅💚💚💚

TEO GOT AN IDEAAAAAAAA

Coop getting PTSD from that cage, the poor thing! Do not bring him back in! 😱

Even the Night Hunter is afraid of the Grimwolf! Just what kind of things are living in this place??

OMG TEO ALMOST GOT STABBED BY ZOE'S ARROW TO SAVE LOGAN MY GOSH 😱😱😱 ... I wonder if I can make a fanfiction out of this one 😂

Aww Logan was apologizing for once in his life! Lol Mr. Oz is so confused

"Drive it like you stole it!" Logan, 2023

DREAMBASH!! Okay I saw the LEGO sets for this one, but this is such a cool thing for Cooper and Logan to share! ❤️💙

LOGAN YOU DID NOT CALL A MONKEY SUS WHAT IS THIS SHOW 😂

Okay but Logan jumping off the ship to get back the hourglass? Teo and Sneaky following suit? Mr. Oz being absolutely done with these kids' recklessness? I loved that sequence so much 😂

EDISON BOMB!!!!

Wait Sneak didn't die, he ran away? To avoid the ray? So he's alive? I hope so!!

Poor Logan, he met a good friend...

WAIT WHAT'S THAT HAT?

WAIT THE NIGHT HUNTER FREED THE NIGHTMARE KING??

WAIT SNEAK IS ACTUALLY BAD??? WHAT NO COME ON THE ONE PERSON THAT LOGAN BEFRIENDED RIGHT AWAY!!!

Pff, does the Night Hunter not know Mateo's name? Little artiste?

WAIT WHAT NO NO NO DO NOT EVEN THINK OF DOING ANYTHING TO Z BLOB OR I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND THEN MYSELF 😡😡😡

So now the Nightmare King is after the Waking World... GREAT 😅

I NEED MORE EPISODEEEEESSS 😍😍

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my-timing-is-digital · 9 months

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DOSSIER CHEAT SHEET

LEGAL NAME: Data Soong

NICKNAME[S]: He doesn't have one, but would love to have one. So, send in your best Data nicknames for mah boi! (Although I like the one Mirror!Barclay gave him in a personal log, which is "Picard's pet android.")

DATE OF BIRTH ACTIVATION: February 2, 2338

GENDER: Male

PLACE OF BIRTH ACTIVATION: Omicron Theta colony

CURRENTLY LIVING: On the U.S.S. Enterprise

SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English, French, binary, and probably a lot more (Earth languages as well as alien languages). This funky lil' android is literally a walking ChatGPT, albeit more advanced.

EDUCATION: Starfleet Academy.

HAIR COLOR: Depends on the lighting; sometimes it's dark brown / brown, at other times, it's auburn.

EYE COLOR: A greenish yellow (or chartreuse, according to Google).

HEIGHT: 1.80 / 5'9''

WEIGHT: 100 kg

FAMILY INFORMATION

SIBLING[S]: B-4 and Lore, his older brothers (and Altan Inigo Soong, I suppose, although I'd like to think of him as Data's half-brother, since Juliana never mentioned him, so he might have had a different mother? God knows what Noonian has been up to in that weird jungle hideout of him).

PARENT[S]: Doctor Noonian Soong and Juliana Soong

RELATIVE[S]: Adam Soong, Arik Soong, and Ira Graves, but idk if he even qualifies lol.

CHILDREN: Lal, Dahj and Soji (and technically an entire planet of androids, but let's not over-complicate things).

PET[S]: SPOT! His precious cat!

RELATIONSHIP INFORMATION

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Tbh, I've thought about this a lot, but never wrote it down as a proper headcanon; I'd like Data to represent the minority and state that he's aromantic — he's possibly bordering on the asexuality spectrum as well. And as for his preference, he doesn't have one; not only does his programming prohibit him from discriminating between genders and withhold him from engaging in favouritism, he's also genuinely fascinated by everyone. In other words, he doesn't nurture a strong preference for a specific gender. However, since he's aromantic he's not really interested in pursuing a romantic relationship with anyone; it's primarily friendships he's after, familial or platonic.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Data is a single bean, just living his best life with his beloved cat.

SINCE WHEN: And this is where we ignore the whole romantic escapade with Jenna D'Sora lol. So, N/A (Or since his date of activation).

Tagged by: @lettherebemonsters Tagging: @elaleph (Agnes!), @ensnchekov, @dimensionalspades (Julian!), @quantumstarpaths, @nebulaties (Tasha!), @fasciinating, @storiest0ld (Beverly!) & anyone else who'd like to do this!

#ooc: thanks a lot for tagging me! this was fun!#but yes give him nicknames!

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midnight-light · 9 months

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Master Detective Archives; RainCode AGAIN.

At this point I have reached chapter four, and with what has happened I have decided to scribble another blab down... BECAUSE I AM READY TO THROW HANDS LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER. (CHAPTER FOUR SPOILERS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!)

The chapter started off fine, me still being skeptical of Makoto, and having a weird fixation on Vivia for whatever reason- You go into the secret lab with Makoto and things are fine for a bit. Hitman threatening someone? okay nothing new... Then all hell breaks loose, Desuhiko and Yakou show up to save you after getting captured. You go to the intercom to speak to the scientist, he seems okay, then you see him freak out at someone being in his lab and the feed cuts, okay, he's likey dead as a dodo bird. Using Ama pal you get into the lab investiage for about 2.5 seconds when you have to deal with Yomi's annoying ass again and then it HAPPENED. Yakou screamed, you manage to give Yomi the slip and that is when I saw the sight that has made me ready to throw hands. Yakou

Had been STABBED

NOT MAH BOI IF HE DIES I AM GONNA THROW SO MANY HANDS-

This guy is my favourite character and I am in PANIC mode rn But of course... My switch started to die. Lovely timing switch. (I own a switch lite, so I can't play it like a full console, just handheld.) so for now I gotta wait to find out if my favourite detective hobo is gonna live or not-

Okay, with that out of my system, I really have been enjoying the twists and turns of this game! all in all, a good summary of this... GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT'S ALL GONE TA SHIT! But I digress, this is getting long so I'll leave it here. Until next time~!

#gaming #master detective #master detective archives: rain code #Master Detective Archives #rain code #rain code spoilers #yakou furio #panic #shut up me #yuma kokohead #shinigami #halara nightmare #vivia twilight #desuhiko thunderbolt

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selinascatnip · 1 year

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So, Project Starfire part I

Kory is dreaming she's looking into the untempered schism or some shit, GIRL DON'T YOU KNOW THAT MAKES PPL GO MAD? (also, gonna write a fic some day in which went to the Time Lord Academy and blow up things with Ace)

Dick and Kory are like: there is no where else I want to be but with yooooou

Why those two ain't smooching already? Girl if you think the world is ending or if you think you gonna die, kiss the damn batboy already!

ALSO THE PARALLELS

BRING ME BACK BRING ME BACK

WE COULD HAVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

Nobody cares about Tim Drake

And honestly nobody cares about this Brother Blood plot either

I love Conner, I was all about Dick shipping that boy to Kansas for the last 3 seasons, but he's funny, I almost regret killing him offscreen in WW 😂

omg nOBODY CARES ABOUT RED HOOD EITHER GOD GIVE PATIENCE

Gar is so cute!!! Rachel has kicked puppy syndrome

Dick was like WHERE IS MAH WIIIIFE

If you were keeping her safe and warm in your bed you wouldn't be misplacing her all the time, bitch

Gar and Rachel were like: I WANT MY MOMMY

Rachel bullying people is my favourite

Gar was like: I'm gonna break my no meat diet to EAT THIS WHORE ALIVE

NOBODY CARES ABOUT TIM DRAKE AND JASON TODD

I liked you more Niklaus when you hated your entire family and liked to stab them all

Conner bullying and kidnapping ppl is my favourite

Also you guys, I ship him with Niklaus now, Titans is such a lame show that it doesn't even have a huge part of the fandom shipping the white dudes together

I'm sorry not to batcest but the joke about Jason wanting to see Tim's abilities with his staff was RIGHT THERE

anyway

NOBODY

CARES

ABOUT

TIM DRAKE

AND

JASON

TODD

I have to log into a stupid work meeting now, I'll come back to part II

#show: Titans #HBO Max Titans #DCU Titans #Titans Live Action #dickkory #Dick Grayson #Koriand'r #Nightwing #Starfire #Kory Anders #Richard Grayson

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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 2 years

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MONKIE KID SEASON 3 EP 6 TIME BABBYYYY

OH GOSH OH GOSH OHGOSHGSDNAF I READ THE TITLE AND ADRENALINE KICKED IN HOOO BOY BREATHINGI BTREATHE BREATHE BRETHEBABTMA;OWE

K I’ve been avoiding spoilers like the plague and I gotta like, recenter myself here, I am not at all emotionally prepared for this ep THIS IS THE RED SON EP, FINALLY MORE OF MAH BOYYY THE MAAAN IT HEEEE

OKAY OKAY, FR PRESSING PLAY NOW YUP, I’M TOTALLY CALM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gosh the intro has no right being this pretty

First freaking frame and I’m already going bonkers lOOK AT THAT BACKGROUND THO

“Dumb Macaque—“

Thats it I’ve decided this is my favourite beginning to an episode ever, nothing else competes, than Mei calling Macaque dumb, BEST START 10/10 I’M GRABBING—

I CAN’T EVEN TYPE RN CAUSE I’M STARTING TO THINK ABOUT RED SON N THE DBK FAM AND HOW THEY’RE GONNA SHOW UP MY MIND IS WHIRLING DOING BACKFLIPS I’M SCREAMING SO LOUDLY

SOBBING

SOBBING AT MEI AND MK

THE

SANDY

SANDY I’M SOBBING U GUYS HE’S CARRYING THEM I’M CRYING ;A;

HAVING THE WATER GUY WALK YOU THROUGH A DESERT IS SUCH A BAD IDEA I’M CRYING AND SO CONCENRED PLEASE SOBS CRIES YELLS

SANDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THEY NOOOO

THE CREW

MY GUYS

BELOVEDD

SCERAMS

SCREAMED

SCERAMED

SCREAMED RIGH TTHERE THAT’S A FOOT

THAT

RED

RED SON RED SONRENGBA;FAMW;OF

NOOODLE BOY

NOODHGL;;AWOE

NYOOODLEBOYYY….

I’M

THE W

HELP

HEBG;SLDKFM;AWOE

I’M

HEY

HEYGBSD;FA;WEO

SCREAMIGNSBDAF;AWEMF

ITS HIM ITS HIM ITS IM HIGMFWE

THE WAY HE SAID THAT HE’S SGBJSFM;AOWFH

GUYS I’M HOLY CRAP

HIS SCAR

HIS GLASSES

IT HE

HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL

I’M SOBBIGG WHAT ARE YOU DOING DRIVING AROUND IN THE DESERT AND STUMBLING ACROSS PASSED OUT NYOODLEBOYS BGSDKFM;AWE

NO BUT FR I THOUGHT THEY’D LIKE STUMBLE ACROSS THE HOUSE

NOT RED SON LITERALLY RESCUING THEM FROM CERTAIN DEATH AND TAKING THEM HOME LIKE LOST PUPPIES PLS I’M SOBBINGBSF;LAWMFE

CRYING LOOK AT HIM

LOOK AT HIM AT THE TABLE

THAT TRANSITION WAS SO GOOD I’M CRYING

HE REALLY JUST BRINGS THEM INTO HIS HOME AND GETS THEM FOOD AND WATER HUH HE REALLY DID THTA BGNSD;LKAFMAWE

CRYING AT THE WAY HE’S LOOKING AT THEM RN GB;LSDAFMAW;OE SOBBING FACEDOWN ON THE FLOROBGLDSFMAWE

MK KISSING THE GLASS

“UR WEELLCOMMEEEE BY THE WAAAY.” HINT HINT THANK ME PESANTS

WHY IS MK ONLY DRINKING WATER N NOT EATINGBGFLKSDFM;AWEF

THAT’S THE FIRST TIME SHE HASN’T CALLED HIM “BOY”

THANKS RED BOY, YOU DA MAN

I LOVE MEI SO MUCH GBDSLKFMAWEO SOBBINGGB;FMOAWE

HTEY’RE JSUT RIGHT AT HOME WITH HIM IT’S SO FUNNY HOW RELAXED THEY ARE WITH HIM I’M CRYINGF;AEF

HE’S EVERYTYING TO MEEEEEE THERE HE ISSSSS ITS RED BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Red Son: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing

The Mk crew: BUTCHA DIDN’T—

GBSDL;KAFMAWE YUP YUP THAT’S MK ALRIGHT, THAT’S HIM, DW RED SON HE DEOS THIS IN MEI’S HOUSE TOO UR NOT SPECIALGBS;DLFMAOGNAWEF

RED SON’S FACE WHEN HE LOOKS AT MK THROUGH THE DOOR

IT HEEEEEEE BG;SLADFM;GH;OIAFMI;AEW SCREAMING CRYING FALLING ON THE FLOOR

UR NEW CRIP IT TOOOOIIGHHHTTT I’M CRYIGNBFH;LAWFM

IT REALLY IS THO IT LOOKS SO FLY AND EVIL I LOVE THIS FOR HTEM

NICE ACOUSTICS

ME THO

YEAH

GB;ASLKFMAOWEMFA MK THE TRAPBSDFJM;AOA

SNATCHED

YOINKED

SAVED

THROWS HIM

INTO

THE CHAIR

I’M CRYINGDFLJ;AMOIAWFJO;AWMF

THE WAY

THE WAY MEI AND SANDY SWAP SPOTS WHNE EH TROWSN MK THROUGH THEMGBDSL;KFMAOGHEWF

“YOU THREE AREN’T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE”

bruh u brough them into ur house— BGLK;AWMFWAEO HIS PARENTS WHEN ARE THEY GONNA FIND OUT RIGHT HERE?? DBK ?? WHO KNOWS

OKAY OKAY GONNA KEEP GOING I LOVE RED SON SO MCUH

I KEEP PUASING TO JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE AND APPRECIATE THE ANIMATION I’M SOBBBBBIINNNGGGG

MAN DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING BGSF;MOAIWGMO;AWEIFH

(they were dying of heatstroke)

ALSO RED SON IN FULL JAKET LAYERS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERTBGSLDF;GHWEOF

YOUR PATHETIC MEANINGLESS LIVES HE’S SO STUPID IL OVE HIM SO MUCH U GUYS HAVE NO IDEA I’M CRYING SOBBING WIALING

MK HAINDING HIM THE CUPPELNHG;HF;OSAIGFMAWOFE

LOOK AT HIM TRY AND BE THREATENING BY BREAKING A CUP OF WATER I LOVEG;LSMN;OAGHWE

YOUR WISH IS OUR DEMAND

I LOVE HIM UR HONOUR

TAKES OFF HIS GLASSES

OH MY GOODNESS

RED SON WITHOTU GLASSES REAL

Red Son: what were you doin dying out in the middle of nowhere anyways

Mei: u are bestie so i will tell u all

BGLS;KAFM;GHOAWEF CRYINGAFAWE

THE FACT THAT THERE’S LIKE, TWO BIG CHARIS AT EITHER END AND THEN A BUCNH OF SMALL MEANING RED SON ALWAYS SITS ON THE SIDE IN THE SMALL CHAIRS BY HIMSE—DBK

DBK

GBSD;LFKAOWOEFM DBK ARRVIALGBSD;LKFA;GHAWE

THROGH THE LAVA

WHAT AN ENTERENCE

DRAMA RUNS IN THE FAMILYGB;F;MAOWEF

HTERE HE ISSSS

THE MAN

HG;LKSDKFMS;D THEIR FACESSSSSSSSSSS

LOOK AT HIS HAIR

MKBGSD;LKFM;AOHIAOWMAE MK

I’m never recovering from that line, never. never ever, i’m gone, i’ve left I’m dead MEI AND MK CALLING HIMTGBJLGBA;LOWIGFAWEMF

WE STILL COOL, RIGHT?

CRYGINGNLSDMAO;GBOIAFMAWE

DROPS A LEG ON THE TABLE

I’M SCREAMIGNLFNN;OAFIMWEF

FOUND THE MEAT ON THE TABLEBG;LSDKMF;OAGHOAWE

I WAS WONDERING GBS;LKFM;AOGIO;AWFEMWAEF

RED SON DAMAGE CONTROL TIME DAMAGE CONTROL TIME MAYDAY PARETNS HOME EARLY

HE REALLY DID BRING HIS FRIENDS OVER TO HANG OUT THINKING HIS PARENTS WOULD BE OUT LONGER I’M CRYINGNSDALFKAFWE

SANDY’S FACE WHEN LOOKING AT THE LEG BGBGSK;DFMOAWEF I AM CONCERN

THEIR FACES WHEN PIF COMES IN

I’M BGSDLMFANH;AIOWFMAW;OGH;AOWIEF

SANDY LOOKS SO SAD ;A;

SANDY DOESN’T HAVE HIS THERAPY CAT ;A;

WORLDS MOST AWKWARD FAMILY DINNER

WHEN U CAME OVER TO UR FRIENDS HOUSE AND THE PARENTS TAHT DON’T LIKE YOU GET BACK EARLY AND THEY AGRESSIVELY INVITE YOU TO DINNER

IT’S THE FACT THAT THEY HVEN’T KICKED THEM OUT YET I’M GBS;DLKFMAEW

THE DYNAMIC BETWEEN THE DBK FAM AND THE MK CREW IS EVERYTHING TO ME RN THEY’RE SO GBSD;LKM;HOAWIFMAWFE

HOW SMALL SANDY LOOKS RN COMPARED TO THEM I’M YELLINGBL;SDMOAWEF

THE THINLY VEILD THREATS BEGINNNNNN

THIS IS DINNER WITH IN-LAWS BGLS;KMAWOIEF

THE WATERGBDF;MIGOHOIWEMFAEF

RED SON JUST LETTING THEM KNOW

THEY SEEM ON BETTER TERMS NOW

MK’S HARIGBSDLK;FM;OGHOIEF

MK AND MEI’S HAIR BELOVEDSSSSS

oh man

MORONIC QUEST BG;LFKMWAOEF

WOW SEVERE

It’s very interesting to me how when DBK puts his fists on the table he doesn’t even like, shake the table. that was like a calm put down. MAN’S CHILLED OUT?? ALSO I DUNNO I’M JUST GONNA BE THINKING ABOTU THAT FOREVER

THE EXCHANGE OF LOOKS

THE SAD LOOKS???

HELLO????

WHAT A GREAT WAY TO SHOW HOW LITTLE MONKEY KING ACTUALLY TELLS THEMBGSDLK;FN;GHOIEMFOWFE

ALRIGHT LORE TIME GIMME

“Typical Sun Wukong” YEAH, MONKEYS GOT ISSUES BGKSADFMOAWEJFI

IT’S SO CHILL THOOOO

THIS WHOLE THING IS SO CHILLLLLLL

LIKE, EVEN WHEN THEY’RE LIKE, TENSE, THEY’RE STILL NOT ANGRY AT THE CREW?? THEY’RE ACTUALLY BEING REALLY NICE???? I’M CRYING??

“well if you guys know so much why don’t yOU TELL US”

YEEAAHHH INFO TIMEEEEE

RED SON???

HELLO

FIRST OF ALL SCREAMING CUASE HECK YEAH HE WOULD MAKE A WEAPON THAT OCULD DESTROY THE WHOLE WROLD OF COURSE HE WOULD

HE LOOKS SUPRISED THOUGH, WHY DOES HE LOOK SO STARTLED WHY DOES HE LOOK SO SBGL;JDSGNM;AGBAWOIEFMNO;AG;AWESCREAMINGFGLKSMFWE

KNOCKED OFF HIS CHAIR

HE SOUNDS LIKE HE DOESN’T KNOW????? HELLO?????????

BABY RED SONNNNNNN FLASHBACK I’M SOBBGIM I’M CRYING I’M ON THE FLORHBGDSLMAOWE

HOOOO

HOOOLLLLLD UP

HOLLLDDD UP OH MY GBSDJ;LKFM;GOIAWEF

OHH OH OHOHGLSDMFSO;GRE

OPHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

OHOHOH

HECK

HECKGB;DLSJNOAWE

HECK

THE

HECK

THE

HECK

SHUT UP THE ANIMATIONNNN

WOW

W O W

I’M SCREAMING

FIRE RED SON

SCREAMIING SO LOUDLY YOU HAV ENO IDEA RN

FLASHBACK DBK IS A LAD

HE IS AN ABOSLUTE LAD

OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY THAT’S

THAT’S A LOT

THAT’S A LOT OT TAKE IN HI

HOLY CRAP

JTTW CREW?????

NEZA???????

WU7KONG??????

HELOO???????

I’M SCREMAING???

IT’S A BABY

I’M LSOING MY MINDBLKSDANIL;AGEWAFWAE

WHAT

“Our bodies were deemed the most likely to survived” WHAT THE CRAP DO YOU MEANNNNNNNNNN

CRYING?????

KAY FIRST OF ALL

THE FACT THAT BODIES DEEMED MOST LIKELY TO SURVIVE AND WUKONG’S ONE HUGE WEAKNESS HAS CONSISTANTLY BEEN FIRE????

I’M CRYING

OVER THE FACT THAT HE DOESN’T EVEN TRY TO CATCH THE RING

HE JUST LETS IT HIT THE GROUND AND GOES TO CATCH HIS SON I’M SOBBING

DAD DBK EVERYONE I’M CRYINGBSALFKAWMEF

WHY DOES WUKONG LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT WHY IS HE LOOKING AT THEM LIKE THAT SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I’M LOSING MY ACTUAL MIND RIGHT NOW MY SANITY IS SLIPPING AWAY OH MY GODSBG;LSDAKFMAWOEFH

RED SON HAD NO IDEA

MANS LOOKING MORE SHOCKED AND ENAMOURED THAN THE REST OF THEM AS DBK TELLS THIS STORY

THAT THING

THAT FRAME

WITH THE

RED SON

N HIS LI’LL FIRE

AND THEN MEI

RIGHT BEHIND IT

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SYA MONKIE KID

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY HUH

I’M SCREAMING

THE

THE WAY MK PULLS RED SON INTO THE GROUP I’M SOBBING

HE’S TRYING TO PEP TALK EM

RIGHT UNDER HIS NOSE THE WHOLE ITME ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU KIDDING ME GBASD;LKFM;OGHAIEWFMO

THAT THEY

THE BAKING SHOWGSDLA;FMAWOE

THEY’RE SO SUTPID I’M BGSL;KAMAW THEY THEM I’M HITTING HT FLOOR FLIPPING TABLES SCREAMIGNASDFLJ;GAIJWEFEW UI’M CRYING YEAH JUST PUT ULTIMATE POWER AND USE IT AS A NOSE RING, POWER MOVE HONESTLY

THE FACT THEY FOUND IT INSTANTLY IS ENDING ME HOW DID THEY KNOWSBDNL;KFMA;OGNAWEF

ARE THEY JUST DRAWN TO THE PWOER?? HEKCINGGSDB;JFAWEF

MEI THO PLS WHAT’S GOING ON WITH MEI I SWEAR IF SHE SNATCHES IT I’M GONNA LOSE MY FREAKING MIND

THEY BOTH SAW THAT

RED GREEN AND BLUE CALLED IT

BUT SHUT UP THEY BOTH SAW IT

EVERY TIEM SOMEONE TOUCHES HER I SWEAR

WHY CAN THEY SEE THIS WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

I DON’T WANNA BE RIGHT GO BACK GO BACK

NO NONO SOBBING

NOOOOOOOOO

SCREAMING

I’M

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

THE WAY THEY BOTH SAW IT

AND WERE BOTH STARTLED AND EVEN AFRAID OF IT

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME MEI HAS SEEN THIS

MEI GETTING CONSUMED BY THE FIRE OF SAMADHI REAL I GUESS HUH WOW THAT’S ONE THEORY I DIDN’T WNAT TO BE CRORECT BUT HERE WE ARE

Okay so I got like, swirling nonsense in my head trying to tie them together n all these theories i can’t even begin to brain correctly rn i’m screaming too loudly thanks oh my gods the animation of the fire shut up shut up shut up

they’re not even gonna address this.

they’re not even gonna bring it up

they’re not gonna bring it up

they’re gonna just not bring it up YOU BOTH SAW THAT AND YOU’RE JUST GONNA BREEZE PAST IT I’M LOSING MY FREAKNG MIND Y’ALL I’M BITING EVERYHI9NG IN SIGHT I’M BREKING THE WALL I’M FLIPPING TABLES AND SCREAMIGNSD;HIOAWEFMOAWEF

I KEEP TRYING TO PLAY THE NEXT PART BUT I CAN’T EVEN MOVE ON FROM THIS IT’S TOO FREAKING INTENSE MY BRIAN IS WHIRLING HOW DO I TALK ABOUT MK MAKING THE SLEEPOVER “IT’S GETTING DARK OUT PLS INVITE US TO STAY” WHEN I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOTU MEI ON FREAKIGN FIRE

SANDY SUPPORTINGBFD;LKSMA;FOWEF

THEY JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE THREE SPARE BEDS

THE WAY MK’S UNDER THE COVERS

MEI’S PLUSHIE

RED SON HAIR DOWN RED SON PYJAMAS I’M GOING FERAL I’M BTING THIS LOOK AT HIM HE’S GB;SDLJN;AGHAEIWFJAW;OEF NO GLASSES HAIR DOWN RED SON REAL I’M YELLING;SAB;LJAGWOEFH;AEOIFAWMEF

I’M FINE

“Will that be ALL then.”

“Its a bit cold—“

I’M CRYIGNSDGA;HLFMFAWEF

GEE THAT’D BE SWELL

THAT’D BE SWELL FRIEND

I’M CRYINGABHFAL;WE

HOW DO YOU SAY NO TO THAT

HJE WAS BEING SARCASTIC HOW DO YOU SAY NO TO THAT LOOK AT HIM

RED SON CLUTCHING HIS CHESTBG;LKSADMGSGHIOWAEFMAWE

HE’S SO

GSDFKMAIWE;OF

EVERYTHING

MK IS EVERYTHING

“THANK UUU”

HE’S JUST SO LOVELY YOU GUYS I’M CRYING

RED SON’S ROCK MUSIC AND SLAMMING THE DOORBG;LKMF;OAFHOIAWEF

AIGHT HEIST TIME

TIME TO STEAL A NOSE RING

WHAT DO YO9U MEAN LIKE THE JERK HE ISSSGBSD;LKFM;AWOE

MONKEY KING PROBABLY HAS HIS STASHED SOMEWHERE MK PLEASEBGL;KASM;FOWEF

THE FACT MEI CALLS RED SON RED BOY AND MR. MK MONKIE KID MONKEY MAN IS EVERYTHING TO ME

STOP THE PICTURE OF SLEEPING DBK IN A ONSIE

I’M DYJINGBDSFL;KAMWOEF

THEY’RE STRAIGHT UP GONNA STEAL FROM THE FAMILY THAT LET THEM STAY AND NOT DIE OUT IN THE DESERT HUH GSD;LKFM;GAOWIEFMAWE

Mk’s artistic rendition of how this is gonna go down is one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen

SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN MK

FLAWLESS

AND THERE THEY GO

A YES THE TRAPS

LOOK THEM GO

I SEE THEY FOUND RED SON’S WORK SHOP GB;SDLKMFN;AOHG;AIOWFMWAEOF

I’M CRYINGBGL;KSDMFOAWEF

You think Red Son keeps building things all the time cause he feels like there’s something missing so he keeps trying to build it /hj

GB;ALWEFM;WOEF OKAY ANYWAYY MOVING ON

MEI READY TO KICK THE BUCKET

SANDY YOU CAN’T FIT

SANDY SANDY NO GB;SLDAKMAOWFE

SUNGLASSES

BG;LASKMFAWOEIFMW

HE ACTUALLY GOT THE WARM MILK AND THE BLANKET

HE GOT THE WARM MILK AND THE BLANKET FOR MK I’M CRYING BGLJKM;OA;HOIAEMF

HOW COULD U SAY NO TO THAT FACE I’M RIGHT

RED SON IS SWEET ACTUALLY AND VERY HOSPITABLE I’M CRYINGBFG;LAMWAWHOEF

I THINK IT’ D BE REALLY FUNNY IF THEY TOLD HIM THEY JUST WANTED TO APPECIATE HIS INVENTIONS OS HE LETS THEM IN AND THEN THEY STEAL ITBGLK;SMA;AOWEF

GUYS PLEASE

DID YOU JUST PUNCH THE POOR GUY IN THE FACE???

MEI??????

MEI PLEASE HE WAS GETTING MK WARM MILK AND A BLANKET WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HIMGBSDJ;LKFM;OHQOWDFWE

STRAIGHT UP KNOCKED THE MAN OUT I’M CRYINGBSDF;LKFMA;OWEFIMAFE

we’re not gonna comment on the dbk frame thanks moving on— G;LKAEMWF

MK WHY ARE YOU DOING THISGNSLKDFMA;OAMWEF

BUTT ROPE

BRUHHH

HE REALLY JUST RIPPED IT OUT

MK NG;LKSDAFM;OG;AOIMFWAFE

OH NOOOGBSDL;FMAWOE

COME ON MAN YOU HAVE TRANSFORMATIONSNGSDLKFMAWEOF

CAGUTH

WHATS THE PLAN HERE BRO

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS EVERYTHIGN TO ME

NGSAL;DKFMAWEO MEIG;LSKMFAOWEF

LOOK AT

HEY

WHAT

WHAAATTTT

SHE REALLY JUST PULLED AN MK

SHE REALLY CAN JUST DO THAT HUH

MEI REALLY DOES JUST WATCH SOMEBODY DO IT AND THEN IMMEDEATELY COPY THEM HUH

DBK BGSDLK;FMAWOEF

HE LOOKS WEIRD WITHOUT HIS NOSE RING HE LOOKS WEIRD BG;SLDKFMAWOE

Pif hair down

nice

THE FACT THEY KEEP SAYING “Monkey king has doomed us all”

WE GOT A “perhaps” THIS TIME THOUGH WE GOT A PERHAPS

ALSO MY GOSH POOR RED SON. THE MAN RESCUES THEM, INVITES THEM INTO HIS HOME, GIVES THEM FOOD, BEDS, WARM MILK N BLANKETS AND THEY KNOCK HIM OUT AND STEAL HIS CAR BGSLK;DFM;JIOAGHAWIEOF

Is that Mei’s plushie? MEI YOU LOST YOUR PLUSHIE

HE’S LAYING FLAT ON THE FLOOR AND MEI FORGOT HER PLUSHY

also just appreciating the workshop rn

AH HE DOES GET A FLASHBACK O FTHE VISON CALLED IT CALLED IT BG;SDMNF;OAIWMFEW

HOLY CRAP

WELL THEY DID IT

THE WAY THAT MEI STARES AT IT

I AM UNBELIEVABLY CONCERNED

IS SHE JUST DRAWN TO IT???

WHY???

IS SHE ONE OF THEM???

I’M SCREAMING???

DEAR GOSH

DID SHE JUST LAUCNH MK INTO THE—

YEEEAAAHHHHHHHHH

YYYEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PLEASE PLEASEPLASE

OH MY GODS I DIDN’T REALIZED HOW MUCH I MISSED THE OHTER HALF O F THE CREW I’M GONNA START SOBBING

NO CONCERN FOR THE MAN WHO JUST SLAMMED INTO THE WINDSHIELD FROM TANG

PIGSY’S CONCERNED

NOT TANG BGLSD;KMF;AOWEF

MO PIGSY

TANGY

LEGOOOOOO

AND NO REUNION HE’S RIGHT BACK TO MEDITATING

AND THE FACT PIGSY’S PASSED OUT ON THE BED TELLS ME HE’S BEEN DRIVING THE ENTIRE TIME WHICH I’M CHOSING TO HAVE MEAN TANG AMND MONKEY KING CANNOT DRIVE THANKS BG;JLKSAMFNOBGOAIWFMOWAE I MEAN WE KNOW TANG CAN’T DRIVE BUT BGLKAD;SFM;OAWEFM

I WANTED A HUG BUT THAT’S OKAY

THE WAY SHE KEEPS STARING AT IT

AARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHSFSDLAHHHGGRARRGTGRRRGGRGRGGDJSFKAJSHDFLKJHAW;EFM;OAWEF

MAN YEAH STARING AT IT MAKES SENSE CONSIDERING THAT WHOLE SITUATION OF THE VISIONS OF WHATEVER THE HECK THAT IS OF HER BEING CONSUMED BY THE FIRE AND SOME KINDA CREATURE VIBE YEAH NOT CONCERNING AT ALL MEI YOU IDIOT TELL SOMEBODY

we love the fact that literally no one in this show communicates.

EVERYTHING WOULD BE SOLVED WITHIN THRITY SECONDS IF EVEYRONE JUST SLAPPED DOWN ON THE TABLE AND SAID HERES WHAT I KNOW BUT NOOO

MK NO COMUNICATATE

MONKEY KING NO COMUNICATE

SANDY NO COMUNCIATE

TANG NO COMUNCIATE

PIGSY NO COMUNCIATE

MACAQUE NO COMUNCIATE

THEY’RE ALL IDIOTSGBSLA;JKFM;OAGHOAWEF

Okay only thing I didn’t like about this episode was the fact that we didn’t get any monkey king dialogue at the end. had everyone talk but him it feels really empty that way just a “oH hi kid, you’re back!” woulda been great but it jsut feels like there’s a big something missing from that ending cause we didn’t get anything from him for me but WOW

OKAY SO THAT’S A WHOLE LOT TO UNPACK DEAR GOSH I’M REELING

I’M

WHAT DO I EVEN DO WITH MYSELF AFTER THIS

MEI

RED SON

I’M SOBBING WE GOT RED SON CONTENT FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE SES 2 SPECIAL I MISS HIM ALREADY

I’M SO HAPPY THO CAUSE THERE WAS ONE MORE CLIP OF RED SON IN THE TRAILER THAT WASN’T IN THIS EP WHICH MEANS HE SHOWS UP AGAIN IN ANOTHER EPISODE I’M SO FREAKING H APPY I’M GONNA SOB

WOW I GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW I’M GONNA RECOVER FROM THAT GODSPEED FAREWELL I’M DEAD AND SOBBINGBSDF;LJAMWOEF

#knox reacts #Monkie Kid #LEGO Monkie Kid #WOWOWOWOWOOWOWW #THAT WAS A LOT THAT WAS A LOT THAT WAS A LOT I'M LSOING MY MIND IT FEEL SLIKE MMY HEART IS GONNA CLAW ITS WAY OUTTA MY CHEST AND START RUNNI #RUNNIGN AROUND I'M GBS;LJKFMAOWEFJA #SOBBING FACEDOWN ON THE FLOOR

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rank dhmis characters from favorite to least favorite?

:D Gladly! Sorry I took awhile my laptop was having a tantrum and didn't want to cooperate

O A T S

I love him so much he is the most complex and 5 dimensional character in the entire DHMIS series I loved that bit where he saved those orphans from a burning building.

2. Yellow Guy

Look at him. He is exquisite. He's made of nothing but sunshine and lemon easter peeps and his brain is made of candy-floss.

Fr he is my favourite, for multiple reasons which are very intricate and personal to my being and if I said them all you'd be reading for about five hours.

The main reason is because he's one of my favourite tropes concentrate.

I'm an absolute sucker for the type of charater that tries to make the best out of dark situations. He... tries. Maybe he's the way he is because he's just too stupid to understand, but I choose to beleive that he knows but... pretends he doesn't. At least a little bit.

Also his design is gorgeous. I never liked the colour yellow but now it's my favourite ^-^

Anyways he is litterally my Blorbo

3. Duck

My favourite lil' bitch. Skrunkly thang. Bastard.

What I like abt Duck is he's so widespread in his character.

Their like everyone's grumpy grandad, little old lady that knits you scarves for the winter, goofy uncle that lives in the woods with a shotgun and a bottle of whisky, sassy wine aunt, dad that reads the paper in the morning and has rthe worst dance moves ever, housewife mum from the fifties, little brother that wants you to look at his planes and moody big sister that wants you to gtfo of her room rn she's talking to Braydon shut up Braydons on the phone all in one.

He genuinely, desprately wants others to like him, to look up to him and see him as a friend. But they can never quite get there.

That's why they love anybody and everybody who loves them back, because not many do.

They're voice smells good also ^-^

4. Red Guy

He's only this far down bc he looks like a used tampon to me and I can't unsee it, so the other two I hold at a slightly higher pedastal bc of it.

He's the cool guy, laid back and sad, and I like his swag.

But he canonically hunts wales for sport and I don't have much to say about him really, I like Red but he's certainly not my favourite. That doesn'y mean I don't like him though.

5. Roy

Roy :) Worlds Worst Father. He has a cheese puff for a nose. He has contacted absolutely every sexually transmitted disease onto his person.

6. Colin

Con da puter ^^^^^^^^^

My favourite teacher methinks. He's much more goofy and I love that abt him. Unlike the others he just seems to want the trio to have fun, if in his odd little twisted way.

He's just a little narccisistic kid really. That nerd that had pokemon cards that thought he was fresh af for having all the shinys.

7. Tony

I love him sm I made a poem 'bout him:

Tony Tony

Macaroni

Pepperoni Pizzer

He likes traumatizing kids

I hope he never meets ya

8. Sketchbook

The gg scenecore Manic Pixie Dreamgirl Creepypasta loving brony.

9. Shrignold.

I hate to love him and I love to hate him >:3

10. Train

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ train

11. Lamp

This drunkard really just stumbled in absolutely piss-faced and got the teching job bc nobody could get rid of him.

12. Furry Boy and his crab <3

13. Steak

My friend calls him Meaty Gusteau.

14. Spinach can

I ran out of funny words I just think she's cool.

15. Bread Boy

Look at this face. This is the cutest lil thang. Look at his drums. He exeeds talent.

16. Fridge

Fridgy <33333 get away from me <333333333 ur scary <3333333333333

17. Micheal

Mah boy just needs some love :o'(

18. This Tree

19. This Stick

20. Wow look a piechart!

21. DIGITAL STYLE

22. DO A DIGITAL DANCING, AIN'T THIS JUST FUN?!?!?!?!

23. This bargraph I have no emotion for whatsoever.

Why do you exist.

24. Paula

25. Mean Steve.

Mean Steve is a fucking cunt he pissed on my fucking wife-

26. THIS FUCKING THING

Okay I love all the other characters but tHIS. This HEATHEN. I hate him. He invokes so much hatred in me you have no idea. I want to stomp on him. I want to set him on fire. I want both sides of his pillow to be warm.

Honorable mentions:

Shriggy's Lovecult, Mrs. Grenalds and the other weirdos in Clayhill, twin goblins Scaraboosh and Scaramoochie, The Pirate King, and whoever the fuck Jason is.

#dhmis #don't hug me i'm scared #anon this fucking broke me to make i hope you're happy /hj

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