#magnusblacksurvival

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Zahir:Are you hungry?

Magnus:No, I’m kinda nauseous. Are you?

Zahir:No, I’m alright.

Magnus:You feeling okay?

Zahir:I feel odd.

Magnus:You’re odd in general. How are you feeling?

Zahir:I feel rather weak.

Magnus:You’re weak in general, how are you right now?

Zahir:I’m not saying anything. I’m not saying anything. I give up.

#incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #black survival incorrect quotes #aglaia's pass:wheel of revenge #magnusblacksurvival #zahirblacksurvival

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Magnus:Yikes, you wear glasses.

Barbara:W.... what????

Magnus:Glasses are an invention from the government to turn people gay by twisting their vision!

Barbara:What a stupid idea.

Magnus:Are you gay?

Barbara:

Barbara:(sighs) Yeah.

Magnus:Hmmmm.

#incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #magnusblacksurvival #barbarablacksurvival #black survival incorrect quotes #nearly forgor

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Alex:(leans over a table when a fight’s breaking out)

Luke:(simultaneously starts trying to turn the table) Alex, move, we need cover.

Alex:(sits over the table) Nah.

(Magnus flips the table over under them.)

Alex:Jesus christ, let a man rest!

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #alexblacksurvival #lukeblacksurvival #magnusblacksurvival #hidden motives #alex may not be as insufferably smug as gal but he has similar energy #like. everything he does looks awesome. he leans over the corner in That Way #he vaults over a wall on a chase and it looks Cool. you know? #i do want to say that gal is solidified as the best villain in his group #we have some interesting characters but gal is just. so charismatic #EVERYTHING he does is in style. even when he's hurt he has style. he was hallucinating wildly and he still felt kinda cool #mans dragged himself with his cool-ass sword as a cane and i was like 'he may be losing but in my heart he's winning #i think the best part is that he's an asshole but he's really nice to his underlings. like #he thanks everyone working for him. he stops the squabbles. he encourages the kids #i only stopped rooting for him when a formerly thought to be dead hero came back to kick his ass #but even then that guy's fakeout death made me cry like a baby #so literally anything could be in front of him and i'd hope he slashes it if it's what he wants to do #....ok not ANYTHING. there's a handful of heroes i'd be rooting for over him if he wanted to kill them #but only one of them is a person he'd ever be willing to harm so i'm good #source:ordem paranormal calamidade

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Hart:Magnus, you’re selling raffle tickets.

Magnus:I’m your man.

Hart:And d-don’t yell at the customers. Please.

Magnus:I’m kinda your man.

Hart:Oh! And smile.

Magnus:You need another man.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #hartblacksurvival #magnusblacksurvival #red spikes #so i waited a couple days to see the analytics again since that's how long it takes to have an idea of how it's going #someone found my playlist by youtube search #'not enough traffic data' BUT I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY LOOKED UP TO GET MY VIDEO #my current guess is that this mirrors the time before this blog where i looked up black survival incorrect quotes #and was shocked SHOCKED i say that no one had thought of this before #poor sod might've been looking for chiemma and gotten nothing #aside from that the thing that surprised me the most is that discord was the outside site with the biggest reach #i guess the folks in the discord server like these funky lesbians

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AU where everyone is still mostly the same, but they just live in the same crime-riddled city -Researchers would likely be politicians, with Angelica being the president, Echion being her adopted son, and Eva being a politician’s daughter (because that just makes the most sense; though if you want you can make it so that the researchers are something else like just a group of scientists) 

-Most everyone would probably be diaspora or generally immigrants? though that becomes a given when you don’t want to make everyone suspiciously not that white yet live in the same area

-Aya is extremely busy since half the people are probably committing some sort of crime and it becomes like when the whole class gets together to throw a party and punishing the entire class proves to be a struggle except it’s a whole town

-Li Dailin very often winds up fighting others. No one can figure out how this random drunk can just take on mercenaries and biker gangs, but she does usually stay in good-ish respectful terms with them when not fighting. She probably has had a drinking competition with at least Lenox.

-Jackie is what she was before the experiment:morgue worker by day, secret murderer by night. I imagine she at least sort of knows who also has committed murder, but doesn’t really let anyone know; at best, she would use it as blackmail material so she doesn’t get caught, even if she slips up.

-Echion as Magnus’ roommate because they match energies and I think someone should capitalize on that

-Bernice is probably the neighborhood’s local reclusive old person all the kids assume are a ghost or live in a haunted house. Nicky, Eva, Eleven and Hyejin once tried to get into his yard to get some fruits (as teenagers do) but after the ceiling making eleven slip, being caught in the process, and then having to hide how she hurt her leg from her parents they opted to just assume the house is actually haunted. he just set up a faulty part in there as a trap to ward off the local murderers, not expecting a bunch of kids to try to steal some apples he probably would’ve just given if he asked instead

-Most of them have a silent agreement to not harm the kids. Luke has walked many of them home to make sure they stay safe, and they often give Sissela and Azuko little gifts

-Isol still is a guerrila kid but he goes to school and stuff, because the idea of him befriending Hyejin and Hyunwoo while setting up bombs on the weekend is never not funny

#black survival headcanons #headcanons #black survival #same city au #writing prompts #angelicablacksurvival #evablacksurvival #echionblacksurvival #ayablacksurvival #lidailinblacksurvival #lenoxblacksurvival #jackieblacksurvival #magnusblacksurvival #berniceblacksurvival #hyejinblacksurvival #nickyblacksurvival #elevenblacksurvival #sisselablacksurvival #azukoblacksurvival #isolblacksurvival #hyunwooblacksurvival #the manga trio #the manga duo #acolyte skins #lukeblacksurvival #*raises body like i just had a shot instead of just finishing the tagging* WHOO! #clean wounds

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Magnus:Sua, do you have a moment?

Sua:No, I’m very busy, so I can’t go for a ride in your bike.

Magnus:That’s... uh, not what I was going to ask, actually.

Sua:What were you going to ask then?

Magnus:It’s.... work related.

Sua:Mm-hmm. What department is this?

Magnus:What?

Sua:Surely, if it’s work-related, you can tell me which department this is.

(Magnus looks around the room between Hart, Arda, and Yuki.)

Magnus:Some sort of... homosexual department?

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #magnusblacksurvival #suablacksurvival #opposites kinda attract

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Magnus:You into cars?

Celine:Yes, it was truly a masterpiece of film.

Magnus:No, are you a car person?

Celine:I’m a human.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #celineblacksurvival #magnusblacksurvival

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Magnus:Bats are superior to swords for their inherent potential for inflicting pain. For raw pain, bone-breaking, blocking and parrying, bats reign supreme!

Luke:It took me a good minute to realize you weren’t advocating for using a flying rodent as a weapon!

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #magnusblacksurvival #lukeblacksurvival #ah i should check the change in lenox's journals #though i'm not fond of the lenox change #plus the yuki change.... i don't think i like it #i like the sunset armor buff though. i might try sissela again

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Magnus:A gentleman never drinks from straws, ever. If the bartender insists on putting one in, he makes no comments or faces, he just takes the straw off and places it on a napkin. The bartender usually will get the hint for the next drink. Straws are for girls.

Rozzi:So it’s gay for men to use straws now?

Alex:What do you need a straw for? To practice sucking dick?

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #magnusblacksurvival #rozziblacksurvival #alexblacksurvival #stereotyped countries #aglaia's pass:wheel of revenge

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Magnus:I’m a confident driver.

Hart:You nearly ran someone over?

Magnus:Confidently.

#black survival incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #magnusblacksurvival #hartblacksurvival #so you know how at december 30th i said that it made little sense that the research journals were hard to edit #despite the fact that there ARE a few filled in in the wiki #specifically naming rio and daniel? #which one of you took them off #i'm not actually mad i'm impressed but WHICH ONE OF YOUUUU #the weird thing is that like i'm pretty sure i checked if they were still there fairly recently so i'm pretty sure it was me announcing it #i'm pretty sure this was my fault #indirectly but still #i'm curious to know who took it off now the wiki history for those pages didn't tell me who removed them so #person who edited that. if you're reading this. teach me your ways i wish i knew any coding #red spikes #oh look tag revisions

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Magnus:Megamind was a catfisher, a murderer and a dictator, but go off.

Rozzi:Didn’t know Hal the incel camera guy has a real-life counterpart.

#black survival incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #magnusblacksurvival #rozziblacksurvival

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Magnus:Look, Rozzi, you have to treat your bike like you’d treat a woman.

Rozzi:Uh-huh. Go on.

Magnus:

Magnus:No, I sense I’ve made a mistake of some kind.

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Rosalio:Are you calling me a liar?

Magnus:Frankly, it’s been hard to trust you since....

Rozzi:Since you faked your death to get an edible arrangement sent to your house.

#black survival incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #rosalioblacksurvival #magnusblacksurvival #rozziblacksurvival #i gotta stop accidentally posting shit man

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Magnus:I’ve never seen anyone in a gang start a genuine orphanage. That’s unrealistic.

Lenox:I knew a guy who ran one, a few years ago.

Magnus:Uh-huh. Sure it wasn’t a tax shelter?

Lenox:It was, but he also ran it like a legitimate thing.

#black survival incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #magnusblacksurvival #lenoxblacksurvival #ahh lemme get through the skin stuff before the season ends #uhhh rudoluke has my heart i love the voice #from far away i looked at jp's crimmis skin and thought 'oh thats kinda hot' but looking closer.... no #the mai skin's cute #the amount of sexualization is about in the goldilocks zone. not too exaggerated but is there #EVA EMOTICONS???? #they're actually kind of cuuuute #the jackie skin looks rather odd #there's just a lot of smaller things that look odd to me #y'all sure you wanna call him #a 'mysterious linguist' #i can think of like five variations on the same sex joke here #the design is cool and all but that threw me off #also..... *sighs* black isn't that good of a color to sneak around on and leather is terrible for sneaking around #leather is noisy as fuck #i say it once i say it again

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Magnus:Is it safe to do a full body work out every other day? I can’t go every day. If I go every other day it’s four to five times a week, is that too much?

Isol:That makes no sense. There’s seven days in a week. That’s 3.5 days a week.

Magnus:Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That’s four days. You want me to do half a workout?

Isol:Basic math, genius. 7 times in two weeks, 3.5 times a week.

Magnus:Every other day is four days a week. Week one, sunday-tuesday-thursday-saturday. Week two, monday-wednesday-friday-sunday. Four days. By your terms, eight times afor two weeks is four, genius.

Isol:You double counted sunday. That’s two weeks plus a day. No shit you can’t count. And you said “four to five times a week”, you’re not mentioning how it could be five. Grow up and admit it when you’re wrong, it’ll get you further in life.

Magnus:Are you stupid? Maybe look at a calendar, the week starts and ends at Sunday.

Isol:Are you mental?! That’s fifteen days! You can’t have a week go sunday to saturday then sunday to sunday!

Magnus:Try again. It’s fourteen days. Maybe try counting on your fingers.

Isol:If you count a week as sunday to sunday, it gets you eight days!

Magnus:A week is sunday-sunday. I think you just don’t know how to count. It’s alright, i won’t tell anyone. Sunday to saturday is six days, do you have six day weeks where you live?

Isol:How the fuck is it six days?! It’s sunday to saturday, SEVEN days!

Magnus:You don’t start counting on Sunday, it hasn’t been a day yet, you count on monday! You can’t count the day that it is, did you never take basic elementary math?!

Isol:What do you mean you don’t count Sunday?? It’s a fucking day!

Magnus:You don’t count what day it is when counting days, I just said that! If today’s saturday, you don’t count two days until Sunday!

Rozzi:....wow. Strong intelligence over here.

Isol:I have a feeling you’re so stupid that we need the take the word “week” off entirely. Tell me how many times you would work out in four SEVEN DAY weeks, so a month.

Magnus:If you work out every other day for 31 days, that’s 16 days a month, four days a week!

Isol:You are the dumbest person alive.

JP:Sorry to hijack, but how are you arguing with a calendar.

Jan:I’ve talked with cars enthusiasts, bike enthusiasts and fitness enthusiasts for ten years, but I’ve never seen this before. There’s no way he’s serious.

Barbara:Overhearing this made me stupider.

#'which character could be the other... party..... oh man he would definitely say that kind of thing to a child' #writing this down for the quote made me dumber over time #eternal return incorrect quotes #immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #isolblacksurvival #magnusblacksurvival #rozziblacksurvival #jpblacksurvival #janblacksurvival #barbarablacksurvival

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Magnus:I don’t like Puerto Ricans.

Isol:Why not?

Magnus:They discuss me.

Hyunwoo:Wow, what are they saying?

#black survival incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #magnusblacksurvival #isolblacksurvival #hyunwooblacksurvival #the manga duo #manghwa not manga #they join forces in order to roast people