#magnus simp malec

[lurafita]

Ragnor doesn't get paid enough to deal with this!

Ragnor: "Don't you think you are a little too old to be pouting and whining like this?" Magnus: "Wrong. Because I'm very old, I can do what I want. And right now I want to pout and whine, so you will just have to deal with it." Ragnor: "Well, I'M too old to deal with this. Where is your shadowhunter?" Magnus: "Training new recruits." Ragnor: "Then why aren't you in the training room making googly eyes at him?" Magnus: "Because apparently my very reasonable suggestions to improve his fighting style are unprofessional and distracting." Ragnor: "Did your suggestions possibly include the word 'shirtless'?" Magnus: "Shut up."

#magnus bane #malec #shadowhunters tv #ragnor fell #simping magnus #“truly Alexander that shirt is in the way”

[onetimetwotimesthreetimess]

everyone keeps on talking about how Alec Lightwood is a simp (I mean ofc he is)

But I present to you an even bigger simp @ Magnus Bane

I mean??

and this-

not the Alec brings him quiet line-

this was 5 minutes into meeting Alec. Mans has no chill

he really said Alec lightwood isn’t in love with you and sucks to be you-

and ofc this-

SHAKESPEARE/JANE AUSTEN WHO????? i only know Magnus bane

I rest my case

#they are both simps but who is the bigger one huh #I think it’s Magnus #malec #magnus bane #alec lightwood #trsom #tlbotw #tec #shadowhunters #alec lightwood bane #the shadowhunter chronicles

[cam-ryt]

@malectober day 9.

Day 9 : Books

I must admit, this one is not really about books. Books were just an excuse to simp over Magnus. You can't blame me for that.

Warnings : Magnus is hot.

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Alexander Lightwood Bane loved a lot of things about his husband. Like, a lot. His sister was pretty sure he kept a list somewhere. She wasn't entirely wrong but Alec's list was preciously saved inside his mind. Once in a while he updated it when he discovered another part of Magnus' personality. That list was fucking long, and of course, he had a top 3 that moved depending on his mood.

But today when he entered the loft after a long and boring day at the council of Alicante, nothing could have prepared him for what he immediatly put on top of his « most favorite things about my husband » list. See, there was already something on top of that list. Something so obvious but that made him smile like crazy every fucking day when he wake up. On top of that list was the fact that Magnus fucking Bane was now Magnus fucking Lightwood Bane. He couldn't get over that fact. Well, until today apparently.

Magnus was quietly reading a book on the couch, his bare feet tucked underneath him and covered by a colorful plaid. He was so beautiful. Alec couldn't get over that fact too, but that was a story for another day. He wasn't wearing makeup and his hair were gently falling in front of his face. He looked so soft. His hair, his skin, his hands. Everything made Alec want to kiss the hell out of him. But what made him gasp loudly was the fact that Magnus wore glasses. Magnus was wearing fucking golden and delicate and round glasses, sitting perfectly on his perfect nose and fitting perfectly his perfect face. Alec wanted to scream.

Top 1 on his list from now on : Magnus fucking Lightwood Bane with fucking glasses.

« Good evening sweatheart, are you okay ? » Magnus had the indecency to ask when he noticed that Alec was staring at him from the corridor.

He was not okay. Not at all. The fangirl in him was screeching like hell and already putting posters of his face on the metaphorical walls of his metaphorical fangirl room.

« You... Glasses. » He just said, standing there awkardly.

« Oh... Yes, I use them sometimes when I have to read a lot. » Magnus smiled and scrunched his nose to replace them correctly.

Fangirl Alec screamed harder.

« I... I've never seen you with them. »

« Really ? Maybe because I don't like them very much. » Said Magnus, making a move to remove them, before freezing when Alec actually screamed.

« No ! »

The warlock raised an eyebrow.

« O...kay... ?  Are you sure you're alright ? Did you hurt your head ? Should I be worried ?»

« Yeah. » Alec breathed, approaching until he could kneel between his legs in front of the couch.

« Now you have me worried. » Magnus frowned, before placing his hand on his forehead.

« Fuck, you're so hot. » Alec all but whimpered, making the warlock frown even more, like he had no clue of what was going on with his stupid husband.

Because, you know, Magnus was hot. That was not an opinion, that was a fact and Alec was ready to fight everyone who told him otherwise. But right now he looked hot and smart. Well, he was smart. He was even fucking smart. It took a lot of smartness in order to invent interdimensional portals, you know ? His intelligence was one of the first things Alec had noticed when he had met the warlock for the first time. It was in the words he used or the way he had to think and do things. He was both technically and emotionally clever. So of course he already looked smart, because he was. But the glasses, that was level up. He looked like a little nerd and Alec had just discovered another hiden kink.

« Alexander...? » Magnus seemed genuinely worried now.

The shadowhunter smiled and rested his head on Magnus' thigh.

« Can you read out loud for me ? »

« Only if you tell me what's going on with you. » Magnus replied, slipping his fingers into his husband's dark locks.

« I just find you very attractive with glasses. » Alec confessed, cheeks turning a shade darker.

Magnus burst out laughing and leaned back on the sofa, wiping the corners of his eyes.

« My dear Alexander, you continue to surprise me everyday. » He chuckled before taking his husband's chin between his fingers and kissing his lips with a tender smile.

« How about you read me this chapter and then I show you how I can be much more suprising ? » Alec asked against his mouth.

« Oh my, Alexander.  I should read more often... » Magnus giggled with delight.

« You should wear glasses more often. It makes me want to do bad things to you. »

« More than usual ? » The warlock chuckled.

« Much more. »

« Well, in that case... » Magnus straightened himself and reopened the book, a serious look on his face despite the butterflies in his stomach.

Alec stayed on the floor between his legs, attentive. He was gonna cover him with books every fucking week just so he'll be blessed by that vision.

#idk what that is #i just wanted a reading magnus with sexy glasses to make Alec simp #malectober #malec forever #malec #magnus lightwood bane #alexander lightwood bane #shadowhunters tv #shadowhunters

[letsgofortacos]

bringing the magnus's thighs conversation back whether you like it or not

#it's never a bad time to simp for magnus bane #the placement over alec is fully intentional by the way #magnus's thighs supremacy #magnus bane #malec #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #secrets of blackthorn hall #sobh #tmi #the mortal instruments

[cloudburst-ink]

Tagged by @hedgewyse . It took me awhile to get around to it but I did finally! I originally stalled because I've only ever been actively involved in two ship communities. But then I remembered... the third one. Which I've never been involved in, but it's still important. 💀😂

three ships

Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun / Porchay Pichaya Kittisawat

It's the passion. It's the obsession. It's the angst. It's the fluff. It's the flirting. It's the hidden smiles. It's the stalker4stalker. It's the complete and utter lack of communication skills. It's the sweet pathetic boys. It's the bittersweet ending. It's the fanfiction in fanfiction. It's...

... alright well a lot of it's just me simping over Jeff Satur.

Magnus Bane / Alexander Lightwood

This was my first ship. I wrote my first full novel length fic in this fandom, and I even have a tattoo about it! They will always hold a special place in my heart as the ship that sailed me back into my passion for art and writing.

Reylo

So um, here's the thing. I'm not in the Reylo fandom. I enjoyed the movies well enough, but didn't have any particular interest in them beyond "oh, that was fun to see in theaters, I enjoyed it."

Many years ago, however, before I was involved in fandom at all, a friend of mine sent me a link to a Reylo fic on AO3 that she was obsessed with. It's the only Reylo fic I've ever read.

Long story short (I'll elaborate in another post sometime if I'm ever asked), it ended my impending marriage and changed the course of my life.

I have no idea what the fic was called or whom it was written by.

One day I should track that author down and thank them. I mean obviously other factors played into it, I'm not completely unhinged (well, debatable), but it was the spark that lit the flame.

So anyway, these two will always be important to me even though I'm not part of their fandom. 🖤

Honorable Mentions

I'm currently obsessing over KimVegas, KimArm, and ArmKimChay. If you notice a common denominator, shhh no you don't. ✨ I just didn't feel right using them in the three because they're all just extensions of my KinnPorsche the Series / KimChay addiction. 😅

first ever ship

I generally consider Malec to be my first ship, as they were the first ship I was active in any fandom community for.

However, they're probably not really my first ship.

I was baited into fandom as an adult by a friend who lured me into watching The Vampire Diaries. I kind of shipped Delena, but assumed they wouldn't end up together because he was the second / bad boy love interest and that's just not how the formula goes.

Little did I know 😌 that universe is far too much of a clusterfuck to care about formulas and industry norms.

Anyway I did write an Elijah/Hailey fic and post it on FFnet when I first started writing again after years of no artistic endeavors whatsoever. It's still there, but I choose to pretend it isn't. Straight smut is not my forte. 😅 And it's... well, you can tell I was a bit rusty. 😂

last song

👀🤫😇

last movie

I tend to gravitate more toward TV shows than movies, so I think the last one I watched might've been over the holidays. It's a pretty great musical--Mrs. Santa Claus gets fed up with being taken for granted, takes the sleigh on a joyride, and gets temporarily stranded in early 1900s New York. While there she protests for women's suffrage, fights for the rights of child workers, helps to reunite a family divided by an ocean, and repeatedly demonstrates the spirit of acab.

Yeah, you heard me. It's socialist acab Mrs. C here to sing dank tunes and fight for your rights.

Highly recommend 10/10.

It's also on Youtube for free last I checked.

currently reading

The Prince's Poisoned Vow by Hailey Turner.

currently watching

The latest season of Miraculous Ladybug 🥺

currently consuming

I've been making a lot of duck soup lately. I'm a bit of a duck addict, and there's something so satisfying about making use of the whole carcass and watching it slowly turn into rich, wiggly stock and then the most wonderful soup with duck meat and bok choy and bamboo shoots and noodles. ✨

currently craving

a quiet, vibey cafe to write at, and some peaceful time to spend there. the gay donut shop i used to write at shut down. 😭

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I'll tag... @staykimchay and @justanothervariant if they haven't done it yet.

#tag game

[khaleesiofalicante]

Alec knows and remembers them all.

He can draw them with his eyes closed.

He can’t write poetry.

But he can draw the lines inside Magnus’ palms.

He wonders if anyone else would ever love Magnus like this.

Would anyone else ever love him this much?

Love him enough to recognize him by his palm lines alone.

I want to kill myself #rereadingtlnd

He was such a fucking simp istg.

Always feel free to share your thoughts about tlnd when you reread them (if you want to) it really motivates me to write about malec again 💙

#tlnd

[carelessflower]

things that piss malec off abt each other lol (it’s simp af tbh)

for alec:

sometimes magnus is too immersed in his work and tho alec likes to be reminded he's married the most powerful, wisest, bestest man in the universe, waking up to a husbandless bed made alec a tinyyyy bit of grumpy. which results in alec pouting, which magnus think should be illegal cause how cute it is

for magnus:

after a rough patrol, alec comes home in his ichor-covered clothes and faces first into the nearest horizontal surface. magnus has to pick him up and shoo him to take shower. it's unhealthy for magnus's sanity seeing his husband like that and magnus carpet but they make it work

#ask #malec headcanon #at first glance anon i thought u gonna set me up #is this enough #temporarily i only think of these #malec

[nancyloumm]

I posted 1,133 times in 2022

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I tagged 1,132 of my posts in 2022

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#sh 1.12 - 109 posts

#fanart - 104 posts

#the kiss - 91 posts

#magnus bane - 70 posts

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#book stuff - 65 posts

#alec lightwood - 61 posts

#sh 3.22 - 57 posts

#malec wedding - 53 posts

Longest Tag: 81 characters

#robert's trashing of alec is the reason why i enjoy killing him in all my fanfics

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

The crap with Camille has me seeing red, but this is a cute scene.

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#4

Shadowhunters, everything is the same, including its cancellation, BUT

in addition to:

there was canon

See the full post

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#3

From the beginning:

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50 notes - Posted January 26, 2022

#2

Entertainment Weekly’s The 100 best TV romances of all time

(article)

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My #1 post of 2022

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

[magnus-simp]

Every Malec scene | 106/? | ~ | Every Magnus Bane scene | 264/? | 2.01 This Guilty Blood

#shadowhunters #gifset #magnus bane #alec lightwood #malec #2.01 #magnus simp magnus bane #magnus simp malec

[fandom-101]

"Before anything else, I just want to mention once again that you are by far the handsomest man I have ever met, with the most beautiful blue eyes, and what I love most about you, among so, so many other features, is that you are a man of incalculable understanding, patience, and forgiveness."

"No, I will not be back today. You must imagine me saying this with the heaviest of sighs and the most forlorn look. I need one more day."

"Love you, Alec. See you tomorrow night. The next morning at the absolute latest -

"To the Greatest Man Who Has Ever Or Will Ever Live,"

"Let me tell you, Alec love, I was worried then."

"I will then entertain the children for the rest of the day while you, my love, my all, take a nap and join us whenever you please.

"With all my love, all my kissin’, you don’t know what you been missin’,"

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The power of Alec Lightwood-Bane to turn Magnus-Magnificient-Bane into this ^^^^ simply by loving him with his whole heart.

#its always alec lightwood day/hours/minutes/seconds in my heart #alec lightwood bane #alec lightwood #magnus simping over alec is a whole fucking mood #magnus bane #magnus lightwood bane #malec #tsc #sobh #secrets of blackthorn hall

[lurafita]

Izzy and Magnus do Youtube

Honestly, I just like some Magnus&Izzy bffs shenanigans. Just imagine the two of them getting it into their heads that doing Youtube videos together would be a good idea. First thing they do is a baking video. Turns out that without his magic (which is strictly forbidden for the making of videos) Magnus is just as bad in the kitchen as Isabelle. There is at least one flour explosion, one fire, a few minor injuries (someone slipping on the buttery floor and things like that) and the smoke alarm going off multiple times. When they are done, they are disheveled and covered in ingredients, while they make everyone else taste their cupcakes. Which are horrible. Magnus and Izzy plan a new video for next week. Alec starts researching runes for a stronger stomach.

#magnus bane #alec lightwood #malec #shadowhunters tv #izzy lightwood #bffs magnus and izzy #magnus and izzy conquer youtube #neither of them can bake #alec is along for the ride #mostly to prevent fires and destruction #and to occasionally remind the internet that magnus is taken #not that magnus doesn't make similar points throughout the video about alec not being up for grabs #they both just simp for each other while Magnus and Izzy commit culinary crimes

[onetimetwotimesthreetimess]

For Lightwood-Bane family prompts :)

Maybe their food choices and preferences 👉👈

MAX: Max is a very very picky eater. Malec has went through 700 different wars but nothing beats convincing Max to eat healthy. After continuous blackmailing and bribery—they would finally find something that Max likes but Max being the little shit that he is—would refuse to eat that thing the next day. It’s a struggle to find a food good enough for him every single day. This one time, Malec gets so fuxking tired with Max’s theatrics that they took a break from him. They let Max eat whatever the fuck he wanted for a whole ass week. Max got bored of eating ice cream three times a day. He went to Alec and Magnus and asked him why they’re not asking him to eat veggies anymore—do they not love him anymore. Malec gets all soft and feeds him broccoli and all that disgusting shit. Apparently, Max thought that annoying your family 24x7 is a love language. He went back to being a little shit the next day tho.

RAFAEL- Rafael would literally eat anything. He spent years on the streets and some habits are hard to break. Malec notices this and their heart kinda hurts so they try to make Rafe understand slowly and lovingly that he’s allowed to refuse to eat if he doesn’t like smth. (He doesn’t have to be a little shit like Max but he’s still a child and he gets to act out too). One night, Alec goes out to get some water and finds Rafael sneakily eating some cake that they had put in the fridge and he’s scared when his eyes land on Alec but Alec just takes him in his arms and the two of them eats the whole fckn cake sitting on the kitchen floor and if Magnus and Max found them two hours later eating cake—no one has to know about it.

ALEC- Alec has a very refined palette. He didn’t use to but he’s married to Magnus fuxking Bane and that man has taken Alec to a billion fucking dates and introduced every single cuisine on the planet. His favourites are Korean, Indian, Italian, Mexican and Indonesian (because of Rafe and Magnus cause he’s still a fucking simp). Alec is the one who makes everyone eat in their house. You know that one person in the family who eats the broccolis, tomatoes, cashews and all other stuff people remove from their food?? Alec is that out of the four of them. He’s not the best cook but he has the stupidest husband on the planet and two annoying kids who would never eat healthy if he wasn’t there. So he has become a decent cook in the past few years.

MAGNUS- my man’s a mystery okay? And so are his food habits. Magnus doesn’t have a favorite cuisine (except Indonesian). He always always loves to try new things so his favorite meals/cuisines changes every other week. The rest three have learned to keep up with him. However, Magnus appreciates a good comfort meal. New York Pizza, anything Alec cooks for him, Jace’s stupid smoothies (he likes it for some reason. He steals it from that fuxker every single morning), sunday pancakes made my Rafe and Max (do they burn it? Yes. Does Magnus still eat it? no. He magics another ones and pretends like he eat the burnt ones). There are only two rules when it comes to Magnus’s eating habits and thats—1) breakfast is THE most important meal. (Which is already canon yk so), 2) the four of them have atleast one meal together as a family every day.

#I hope you liked them 🌻 #magnus bane #malec #alec lightwood #lightwood bane family #rafael lightwood bane #max lightwood bane #eeshu is in feels again #eeshu writes

[alec-not-alright-wood]

#they‘re each others biggest simps <3 #malec #alec lightwood #magnus bane #trsom #ash rereads trsom

[cam-ryt]

Excuse me while I'm simping, but I can't get over him 🤷🏻‍♀️

#digital art #drawing #magnus bane #shadowhunters tv #the mortal instruments #malec #excuse me while i simp #shadowhuntersedit #shadowhunters fanart #shadowhunters fandom #magnus lightwood bane

[fai1bel]

Malec is the ruler of the TMI fandom. Tell me I'm wrong. Also notice that grey streak. Boom ANGST.

#Malec #Magnus bane #Alec lightwood #Magnus x alec #Alec x magnus #lightwood family #fanart #faibel #Faibel fanart #Alec lightwood can step on me #Malec fanart #Malec family #I simp for alec lightwood #I simp for magnus bane #They simp for each other #Gay boys are best boys #malec fandom #the mortal instruments #Lightwood bane #These idiots are married #These idiots have kids

[khaleesiofalicante]

Oh yeah i just remembered why i sent the all over the place Magnus Indonesia ask (not that anyone ever needs a reason to simp for that man).

You know how it’s a thing that when people go back to their place of origin they look better? Like their hair gets shiny and their skin gets clearer and they just look overall more good? Well that would mean that if Malec was to go to Indonesia, Magnus would look at least 10x more beautiful which should logically be impossible considering how beautiful he already is but somehow he manages to make it happen.

magnus: i think i look hotter here

alec: you look hot everywhere all the time :)

magnus: 🥺

#magnus bane