#magnus chase and the gods of asgard incorrect quotes

[spiritandthephantoms]

I've been seeing people wanting a big fight between the riordenverse protags (Percy, Jason, Magnus, and Carter(and maybe Sadie)). Thing is though, if you threw a brick at Jason he would go down immediately. If there's water near Percy and the Kane's are going to be fighting for a while. And Magnus's only power is that he is a glow stick with a handkerchief boat and a disco sword. He's just going to say "Jack fight them!" throw him and then sit off to the side drinking a Caprisun.

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[riordanverse-craziness]

Alex: Well, my first rule would be that no one can veto my rules. Magnus: Well, that’s called “tyranny”, and it’s generally frowned upon.

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[rayssion]

I want someone to talk to them gibberish and they still understands me

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[simpingforpjo]

Alex: No one can hurt you if you detach yourself from everything and avoid becoming emotionally invested in anyone.

Magnus, approaching: Hi

Alex, sweating: shit.

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[alextextbook]

Incorrect Quotes With Riordanverse!

Alex: When you love someone, you have to go after them.

Nico: Is that how you got Magnus?

Alex: BITCH, I look like THIS. Homegirl don’t chase, homegirl GETS chased.

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[sapphicwithapen]

more !! more low-quality riordanverse memes !!

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[ssavinggrace]

pjo charecters as things my friends and i have said in the gc

piper: I'm using a fake birth certificate bc I need one to verify my age?? idk- is that illegal? wait- who gives a fuck?

leo: if I don't respond in ten minutes I blew up

annabeth: oh my god I love you so much. .percy: I love me too. jk lmao no i don't- annabeth: well you should. percy: don't you hate yourself?- annabeth: shut up that's not the point

reyna: LIKE NOBODY CARES THAT PATRICIA LEFT YOU BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON HER WITH A WHORE- AT LEAST PATRICIA SINGS ABOUT SLASHING UR TIRES FOR REVENGE

nico: Once I told her that I didnt ask him to be born, without thinking and she's like "You asked god" like first of all: I don't believe in that magical man but whatever- Second of all: if he does exist why would a literal fucking god listen to an unborn child-

frank: i wish i was like shark head mannequin lady

hazel: Wait yk how easy it would be to just pretend like i've been kidnapped?- wait no my mom can track my phone, nvm

will: nothing! just having an existential crisis.

percy: good morning thunderfuck mcpickuptruck. jason: if you say that to me one more time i will not hesitate to block you- AND ITS NOT EVEN MORNING- . percy: good evening thunderfuck mcpickuptruck. jason: fuck you-non sexually.

thalia: if it can go with my grunge style and if i can look slutty I'll wear it.

clarisse: yk what would help the headaches though? stabbing myself in the head. silena, at the same time: me kissing ur forehead. WAIT NO-

magnus: IM SMARTN'T

hazel: if you talk about how much rizz u have..you ain't got no rizz.

artemis: so you like rollercoasters? apollo:of course! I like anything fast. and I'll ride anything. WAIT NO-

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[resurrectedcrowgod]

Magnus: What's up Annabeth? I'm back.

Annabeth: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. You're body is literally right there.

Magnus: Death is a social construct.

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[leo-the-lizard-kwing]

Random Magnus Chase thing thought up completely in my brain

(Fighting) Mallory: You can’t spell “Magnus” without “new”

Magnus: Wha- yes you can! There’s no “e” or “w!”

Alex, leading a stampede of gnus across the battlefield: G-N-U, MOTHERFUCKER!

I’m going to draw this once I figure out how poses other than standing upright

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[frenz-of-frey]

Blitzen: Hurry up! I'm not dying in this outfit!

Blitzen: [thinking] Hearth's eyeballs might freeze mid-eyeroll.

Hearthstone: [thinking] Ridiculous, fancy, dwarf! When my fingers thaw I will pinch you!

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[idkjustcallmewhateva]

Magnus: Imagine being like half asleep and someone gives you a kiss on the forehead, that would be so cute Alex: Unless your home alone Magnus:...

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[riordanverse-craziness]

Blitzen: Does your room have mirrors? Magnus: Yes. Blitzen: Then you saw what that jacket looked like, and you still decided to wear it?

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[cabin-7-bitch]

my friend made a discord server for fanfic writers!!

join if you’re a fandom fan fiction writer!!

(PJO preferably but that doesn’t matter)

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[simpingforpjo]

Alex, rollerblading into Magnus’ room with sunglasses and a piña colada: Magnus, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

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[alextextbook]

Based on an ACTUAL conversation I had with my crush.

Alex: Can I tell you something that’s driving me insane?

Magnus: Oh! Yeah, of course. You can tell my anything.

Alex: Thanks. So I like this guy and I haven’t like anyone in months, so it’s weird. He’s so dorky, and I flirt with him all the time, he even flirts back, but it’s like he doesn’t realize? He’s adorable, and probably one of my closest friends—though I really don’t tell him anything. He guesses everything like my gender correctly. I don’t know how he does it. It’s insane.

Magnus: That’s so… that’s so sweet, Alex. Can I ask who it is?

Alex: Magnus.

Magnus: What?

Alex: This is why I don’t tell you anything.

Magnus: Wait-wait is it because I asked who? I’m sorry.

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[sapphicwithapen]

ignore the bad quality i literally had to do a deep dive through reddit to find this thread. i wonder if anyone else is gonna find this funny

#the iconic pepsi-at-the-hospital thread <3 #mcga #pjo #percy jackson #magnus chase #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #heroes of olympus #hoo #hoo incorrect quotes