Thought of another ask. Ghost! S/O! They can phase through walls, pick stuff up, all that stuff, but they burn in sunlight, so they usually stay in skeles shadow
Hmm how about some honorable mentions!
Green: he’ll be very curious about how your powers work. Does your whole body become intangible or can you pick which part? Can he still see you when you phase though things? What about with infrared? Does a living ghost leave behind a heat signature? And how exactly does sunlight burn you? If you let him, green will take samples to test to see if he can figure you out. G will as well. In fact they may even solve the whole burning in the sun thing together
Rancher: that is going to be a problem. All of his work and the vast majority of his time is spent slaving away under the sun. Rancher can’t exactly set aside days to ignore the farm to spend time with you. He might end up making you a large umbrella you can carry around to protect yourself with
Slim: all his work is usually inside and at night, so your schedules fit pretty well lol. Slim adores your powers. They’re so useful when if comes to getting away from threats. But it also means you can reach inside of tiny places. He’s pretty jealous of that
Rhythm: technically all the papyri can “glitch” through walls and such, but it’s very difficult and takes a lot of energy to do so. Plus they have to know what’s on the other side to do it safely. Rhythm is the papyrus who’s best at it, and can do it several times a day without breaking a sweat. He has no problems keeping up with SO and will think it’s secretly funny to just walk through walls with them
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Ok, so there's a lot of S/O surnatural revelations recently on your blog. But what if S/O announced to their crush they are secretly the King/Queen of Seagulls, and that their true form is a giant seagull ? For the main 10. Sweet nightmare <3
I can’t think of long answers for this, but I can do everybody instead ;)
He breaks up with you: all of them
What: red pluto ace
Why would you tell him this??: sans peaches slim
He says it’s ok but that night he cries himself to sleep: honey sugar rhythm snipe
He wants to ride on your back and fly off into the sunset with you: papyrus Star charm pop Jupiter bruise lilac
Does this mean you can control seagulls and recreate sharnado but with gulls?: cash wine coffee G
He physically cringed when you showed him: edge lord rancher green noir
If you ever steal his hotdog, he will personally cast a curse on your family for the next ten generations: mal willow butch boss rust basil
You two are unstoppable seagull gods together: oak mutt
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Was gonna skip this round, but... Bestie is introducing their one of their friends to their skelefriend. Said friend after being introduced and in the middle of shaking hands with skele, boldly makes eye contact and practically purrs their words as they say something in a different language (doesn't matter which, but if you need specifics... French?) Bestie is now choking, fighting laughter, and blushing while looking away.
For the tall boys! How do they react?
What she says: "I'm going to climb you like a tree~"
This sounds like a great papyri question ;)
Papyrus: ok he’s not dumb. He knew that was a flirt, even if he didn’t know what his new French friend said. Papyrus will smirk at them mischievously but let it go. He’d rather get to know them a little better before he starts flirting back
Honey: as the resident translator, French is actually not one of his languages. But honey did recognize the word tree. He turns around to look at the tree behind him. Was there a squirrel or something..?
Edge: great, now there’s two short blushing humans surrounding him. Edge can’t decide if he’s mad or flustered. He settles for a good in-between: cranky lol
Cash: he knows exactly what that body language and tone of voice means. And cash loves flirting. He’ll snake an arm around friends waist, then purr his own filthy pick up line in their ear. Now this new human is blushing, and his bestie is roaring in laughter.
Willow: he can’t stop the light blush that dusts his cheek at the humans tone of voice. Willow knows it was something dirty, but he’s not interested in finding out. If new friend keeps flirting in French, willow might short circuit. He never gets attention like this
Sugar: HE KNOWS FRENCH!! ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION. Ok so this happens to sugar fairly often. He’s admittedly￼ very very good looking and he knows it but his sweet and bubbly personality means everyone just assumes he’s some sweet innocent cinnamon roll. HES NOT INNOCENT. Sugars friendly smile morphs into a predatory smirk as he stares down this new human. His friend knows he knows French too and is practically on the edge of their seat waiting for this show to happen. Sugar will pull his new acquaintance￼ flush against his chest, purr into their ear in French how they should be more careful about what they say. Then he nips at their cheek and neck and basically saunters away. He’s so smug right now. If his new friend braves up and keeps flirting, sugar will be more than happy to reciprocate.
Mutt: he wasn’t the least bit interested in meeting this new person until he heard that lovely purr of a voice. Now mutt is very interested ;). He spends the rest of the day seeing how far he can get with little touches and subtle innuendos.
Coffee: he was already high strung about meeting a new person, but the second he sees that flirty smirk and tone, he kinda just short circuits and mopes out of there. Lol coffee can never look them in the eye again
Rhythm: you wouldn’t believe how many single parents flirt with him at the dance studio. Rhythm is basically immune to the purr now. He won’t even bat an eye lol
Jupiter: he really wants to know what they said. And if friend won’t tell him, then Jupiter will be sulky for the day. Jupiter hates not knowing lol. If they do tell him, he’ll blush in surprise but quickly recovers. He jokingly tells French friend that they can get up on his shoulders if they want to feel tall
Rancher: ok so rancher is not good at sarcasm or tones of voice in general. He’s just so literal. He’ll see his friend blushing and laughing and will assume that it was some silly skeleton pun. Ugh
Green: he knows it was a flirt. He knows it was probably something dirty. Since green puts up with the combined forces or G, charm, and butch on a near daily basis, not much can fluster him these days. Plus he’s a gentleman. He doesn’t flirt unless he knows them a little better
Bruiser: huh, judging by his friends reaction, it was definitely what he thinks it is. Well bruiser isn’t one to pass up a chance at a little fun. He’ll happily tease and flirt with French friend all night and will even show off a little. He likes impressing cuties ;)
Slim: he’s gonna take one from coffees book and just nope out of there. He doesn’t even bother to say goodbye. Slim shortcuts lol. It was so sudden too because his facial expression didn’t change one bit. French person is confused, but bestie is practically rolling in the ground laughing since they knew slim would peace out. He’ll come back once he’s done being flustered
Boss: he doesn’t know this human at all so has little to no affection for them. Instead boss is groaning internally. Not another funny one. He doesn’t need more clowns in his life lol. You gotta earn the right to be coy with him
Noir: great, now there’s two short blushing humans around him. Unlike edge though, noir low key likes the attention and knows he’s handsome. He’ll give a small smug smile but continue as normal
Basil: French person doesn’t shake hands since he’s hiding behind bestie. But they do make eye contact. Basil is much more observant then honey. Even though he only understands a few words, he picks up on the tone immediately and has to blush and look away.
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I have a GOOD one: Skel wakes up on the couch with a hangover and asks what happened the night before...only to notice they now have a wedding ring and so does their good friend (secret crush?) who has also crashed with them. Skel's brother then comes by and announces they got drunk and eloped after someone dared them to hit up one of those 24-hour chapels and get married. (The Sanses, please)
Weddings, But Speedrun It.
"No fuckin' way", refuses to believe it and thinks that they're still very much drunk. Realizes that's not the case, eyelights snuff out and all that leaves their mouths is the satisfactory answer of "Fuck.": Red, Bullet (MF Sans)
They seem way too calm about this, and they don't say anything for a while. And the first word they say ends up with them having a severe voice crack as they are having an internal panic attack: Black, Tiger (MSF Sans)
"You wanna see where this goes?" yeah, they're nervous but hey, might as well shoot their shot, right?: Wine, Thistle, Blue.
Wakes up, sees you, sees the rings, remembers everything and passes tf out, face flushing intensely: Cobalt (MT Sans), Azure (MS Sans)
It's silence and they just awkwardly shoot finger guns at you, "Did we at least order a wedding cake-": Sans, G.
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Yes I'm a nerd, shut up. Skeledads with a kid who's the avatar!!! They have cool bending abilities, get to talk to past lives!!! Buuuuuuuut everyone is trying to murder them and take over the town for said abilities
Erases all records of his kid, runs away with them, and starts a new life: sans cash willow oak wine coffee peaches rancher G green snipe boss slim basil
Finds who put a hit out on his kid and takes them out himself: red edge mal cash willow wine Jupiter snipe bruiser butch boss ace rust noir
Tries to find a way to hide the powers: Star Honey charm sugar wine pop Pluto snipe ace slim lilac
Teaches kid to defend themself so they don’t have to hide: papyrus Star lord mutt wine rhythm Jupiter snipe bruiser butch lilac
Is extremely disturbed by the ancestors part: G green snipe
A few guys are listed more than once
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S/O who has a bunch of kids, they aren't theirs biologically but they're their kids none the less.
They will defend these kids with their life and get very defensive over their little misfits!
All of their kids are super sweet and very protective of one another, as soon as you're part of S/O's life , you're part of the family they have.
Most of the kids come from a bad background or are kids ' no one wanted ' and are very cautious of skelly at first... But they soon accept him into their large family!
Do the skellys like their big misfit family or are they sort of distance from the kids?
Well I’d say the majority of them would have no problem accepting the kids. They knew what they were getting into when they became serious with SO.
Although it’d take a very very string connection for mal, bruiser, slim and charm to want to get with a SO who already has kids.
Funny enough, ace and oak don’t want kids of their own but wouldn’t have too much issue becoming the father figure of step-kids
This is a deal breaker for snipe. He’s not bringing a bunch of innocents into his life, no matter how cute SO is
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Boys play a game of "never have I ever" with crush and his friends, who is shameless, who tries to embarrass friends to make S/O laugh, who tries to get crush to confess something, who is just praying he doesn't get asked if he has a crush in someone in the room?
Forget crush, he’s specifically targeting his brother in this game. Now it’s a battle between the two to see who goes out first: sans coffee G
He hates this game so much lol. He can never think of things he hasn’t done: oak pop green
He immediately goes the dirty route and is making people reveal all the nasty crap they did in their teens. Get wrecked lol: red cash mutt bruiser ace rust
Oh he already knows crush likes him. This game is a great opportunity to put a little pressure on them ;): mal wine lilac
He goes out after like 12 questions. He’s done everything. EVERYTHING: Star charm rancher butch
He’s sweating bullets man. Please don’t ask him please don’t ask him please don’t ask him-: edge willow lord Pluto snipe slim basil
He totally lied about doing the thing because he wanted to look cooler for crush: honey rhythm peaches
Oh this is the perfect opportunity! Let’s see if crush secretly likes him back: papyrus sugar Jupiter boss noir
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Weird sibling strikes again.
Based on something that happened to me-
One day the weird sibling comes home and tells the skelle what happened to them while they were getting groceries.
They walked down the road, found a small sparrow on the ground. Funky lil dude didn't fly away and jumped on their hand. The sibling of course, had a stroke and panic attack at once. Believing the little feathered fuck is hurt and went to the nexz best thing close by. A pharmacy. They get inside, gently holding the sparrow and ask one of the staffs there is a vet is close by. When she said yes, the sparrow flew out of the siblings hands.
It took them 15 minutes to get the very healthy sparrow out of the pharmacy, the staff was laughing while the sibling was embarrassed and a blushing mess, apologizing like a million times.
Betrayal of the sparrow.
Who bullies, who laughs.
Hmmmm this is a great story, but let’s say that sibling went to skele-in-law first. After all, monsters know healing magic right???
G: with a quick soul-check on the bird, G is about to explain its perfectly fine when it decides that is the moment to start flapping. But the bird panicked and decided to fly right into siblings face. Now sibling is screaming, the bird is screaming, and G is on the ground crying in laughter. It takes him a good minute to calm down enough to catch the bird with magic. He of course bullies sibling for the rest of their life for this
Snipe: no he didn’t shriek like a little girl when that sparrow started flying?? What are you talking about?!? In his surprise, snipe throws his bowler hat at it and the dang thing lands perfectly on the bird trapping it underneath. Snipe and sibling let it go outside and they never speak of the horrific experience again.
Oak: sibling doesn’t even get a word in when they walk inside. The second that bird sees oak, it flies and lands on his shoulder, chirping desperately for attention. Oak gently pets it’s head while sibling stutters out that they were certain it was hurt. Guess not. It takes a long while to get it to leave oaks shoulder
Rhythm: sibling took the bird to his dance studio since it was closer. Seeing all those students made the bird panic and start flying. Kids are shrieking and running like it’s the apocalypse. Sibling is hastily apologizing. Rhythm is doing his best to cover the mirror, scared the bird will fly into it. The bird is this close to having a stroke. Then it happens in a flash. Pop swings out of the ceiling vent, snatches the bird bare-handedly, and skitters right back up the ceiling vent. All the dance students are gossiping about how the ceiling ghost is real. Rhythm yells at him to make sure the bird is ok before letting it go
Mutt: of course sibling takes the bird to mutt. Mutt is the animal rescuer guy. Well as the story goes, right as sibling is about to hand the little thing to him, the bird begins to take off. Mutt was ready for this though and gently catches it right away. Sibling and mutt have a wonderful bonding moment where they spend an hour or so gaining the birds trust. When it’s calmed down, they’ll find it’s perfectly healthy and will have to tearfully release it together
Slim: he’s happy to see sibling. Slim is always happy to get a break from the desk work. But then the bird in their hands starts flying frantically around the basement-office. And this little sh*t is too fast for slim to pin with magic. He ends up catching the bird with a makeshift butterfly net made of a trash bag and some pliers. The bird hurts it’s wing in the process and slim and sib have to sheepishly take it to boss to heal
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“And as the one with a stronger connection to their soul and magic, the monster provides the majority of that energy each time. “
So, does that mean each time mafia gaster was feeling that his magic levels were down he had a small panic attack wondering if he knocked someone else up, it’s just a off day or he’s sick?
Roulette is a monster on another caliber. He’s not quite a boss monster but he’s pretty close. And since he does a lot of the dirty work in the mafia, he just chalked up the random tired bouts to using his magic too much and to getting older.
He was on the older side when his ladies were pregnant with the mafia bros. Roulette was around 530 when his girlfriend got pregnant with butch. That’s the point where a monsters magic starts slowing down
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Since asks are open I got a pretty good ask! The skele bois and their SO are either on a road trip or driving somewhere, while driving a tire rolls across the road/highway in front of the car. As the tire is still crossing their path skeles SO yells “WHAT IN TIRE NAITON!” What are the skeles reactions to the obvious pun (dealers choice)
Hope I didn’t send this in too late
Aw yeaaaa. You get a high-five for that one!: Star red oak charm peaches butch rust lilac
“But everything stopped when the tire nation attacked” *cue instant laughter*: sans honey cash pop Pluto G snipe
He rolls his eyes at you like he doesn’t make puns all the time himself: mal lord wine ace
He just grits his teeth and keeps on driving: willow mutt rhythm green slim basil
*cue bug eyed expression and angry ranting while you laugh at his frustration*: papyrus edge rancher bruiser boss noir
He slams his forehead on the car wheel in frustration then immediately regrets it: sugar coffee Jupiter
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You said that the late Mafia moms were not skeletons. Wich means the mafia skeles are hybrid? Do they have some other habilities due to their mom's genes?
Alright! So the way monster reproduction works is that there’s an about 95% chance that the child will come out as either the same type as the mother or father. In ace and slims case, their mother was a fire monster but both boys ended up the same type of monster as roulette. Although ace does share his magic color and shorter stature from his mum
Whichever parent has the strongest magic is the one most likely to share the species with the kid. And roulette was much stronger than pyre (mafiaswap mother)
What happens when a human and monster get together is that the children will always come out looking like the monster parent. The reason for this is because monsters always reproduce with their souls. Even though a human woman would be more likely to carry the baby, it is still a souling rather than a fetus. And as the one with a stronger connection to their soul and magic, the monster provides the majority of that energy each time.
The way you can tell a half breed from a full monster is to check their soul. A half breed monster has the upside down heart but also has the color of their main soul trait.
Snipe has a purple soul for perseverance.￼
Bruiser is yellow for justice
Boss is blue for integrity
And Butch is red for determination
The soul trait doesn’t affect what magic color the half breed has, so a half breed can have pink magic but have a purple soul.
Depending on the type of monster, they could share a few traits from their human parent like size, face shape, maybe hair or eye color, but they’ll always look mostly like the monster parent.
One other thing about half breeds is that they tend to be naturally magically stronger than the average monster. Of course magic control makes the real difference when it comes to using it, but a half breed with good control compared to a normal monster with good magical control is like comparing an Olympian to a high school athlete
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Who is the most powerful in terms of magic?
And also who is most powerful when it comes to physical strength too?
Alright! So there’s four categories that can be made here: magical power, fighting skill/experience, speed, and physical strength!
Tied for first is Sans and Butch
Talent and experience:
Tied again for first is butch and wine
Speed/reflexes (not accounting for shortcuts):
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What is the most likely way for someone (not mafia related) to meet the Mafia boys?
Snipe: possibly just at a supermarket. He’s usually the one to do the grocery shopping, and there’s enough skeletons running around these days that if he wears casual clothes he might not get recognized
Bruiser: out at night walking in the dark. If you’re in their turf and get mugged, there’s a slim chance that bruiser and cash will rush in to save the day
Ace: either a popular fast food place or a bookstore. Ace is one of the lesser known guys and is good at blending in with his surroundings, so he can normally shop in peace
Slim: easy, the video game store. Bonus points if they sell vintage games and consoles. And slim can waltz on in just fine since nobody knows who he is
Butch: there’s plenty of bars that have butch’s stamp of protection. Despite being a heavy drinker, he can never seem to get drunk but he likes seeing people party
Boss: a lot of business owners in the mafias turf get frequent visits from boss. Especially the ones from small private owned stores. There’s a slim chance that he might be “checking on a client” in a boutique or motel
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Last one boo
Which skeletons would love anime and which don't? Who are our nasty boys that know hentai.
Also for those who dislike it, image SO showing them like the first episode of attack on titan (expect horror bros, don't do that to em), or jujutsu kaisen. Just, or a silent voice, who would cry after a silent voice an who would be like, dsmn didn't see that coming
Ooohhh so we have two boys that like anime! And that’s Pluto and slim!
Pluto is very close to his alphys. Like childhood friends close. Anime is just one of their shared obsessions. He prefers the silly lighthearted ones like Oran Host Club
Slim stumbled into anime by accident when bruiser sent the group chat a hentai meme to piss off boss with. Slim thought the art style was pretty so he looked it up and got scarred for life but then discovered Demon Slayer in the process. He likes darker action packed ones
Now to list:
Already likes anime: Pluto, slim
Knows about anime but doesn’t care: Jupiter snipe bruiser boss butch ace
Would like anime if he was introduced: papyrus honey cash willow coffee basil
Would only like it if it had a good plot and he was watching it with a friend: sans star mal oak charm rhythm G green lilac
Not his kind of show: red edge sugar lord mutt wine pop peaches rancher noir rust
And we’re not discussing if the dudes like hentai on this blog lol
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I take back my tags, what if you give (dealer's choice of skeletons) an Alexa? Who's going to talk to them like a friend, who's going to find it fairly helpful, who's gonna hate it and who's going to ask it to play despacito when something is sad? Also yes, it will tell jokes if asked.
He talks to Alexa just like it’s a regular person. “Alexa, please look up the word ———.. thank you dear”: edge mal wine green ace lilac
He wired Alexa to the security system so that it would play creepy music if anyone ever broke in: Star red charm snipe slim boss rust
He give Alexa timed alarms that would set off a dog whistle randomly during the day to drive his brother mad: sans willow coffee Pluto bruiser
Alexas his personal music player. It’s better than Spotify: oak sugar pop rhythm noir
This boy will have full on conversations with Alexa lol: papyrus Jupiter basil
He keeps programming Alexa to call people derogatory names: cash mutt G butch
He got Alexa, used it once, then completely forgot about it: honey lord peaches rancher
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Kid invites skeleton pops to their minecraft world! What do they do while playing?
Blows sh*t up: cash mutt G basil
Blows sh*t up with permission: willow green
Makes a huge dog pack: oak rancher noir
Builds a really elaborate mansion with a fireplace that he had to dig to hell to make: papyrus snipe lilac
Booby traps everything: edge lord wine boss
Gets killed by the creepers 44 times: mal sugar butch
Starves to death because he forgot food was a thing in this game: sans pop Jupiter
Takes over a village: honey charm ace
Somehow figures out the boat cliff jumping trick on his own and does that for two hours: Star coffee bruiser
Digs. That’s it. He just digs the whole time: red rhythm rust
He has a lovely time exploring: pluto peaches slim
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In the drinking game, where you tell 1 lie and 2 truths, and the other person has to guess the lie, skeles crush says “I was bitten by a tiger(truth), a panda(truth) and a skeleton(lie)”. Who turn this into a flirt? Who is impressed they survived a tiger bite? Who is wondering what the hell did they do to piss off a panda? Who is horrified and feeling the need to be protective of poor crush?
Bite is the magical word. He can’t help but to flirt now: red cash butch boss
He’s not all that phased. He’s been bitten by plenty of strange things before too: charm mutt pop rancher butch rust
He’s worried for his crush’s sanity and health. He gets pretty protective after this: honey red edge lord rhythm peaches green snipe boss slim noir basil
This just makes him like his crush even more. Not everyone can say they fought a tiger and lived to tell the tale: papyrus star mal sugar ace bruiser
“Did you bite it back?” He asks the real questions: sans oak Jupiter G lilac
He secretly checks crush for any supernatural involvement. Two magically-tied animals is no coincidence: willow wine coffee pluto
A few of the dudes are listed twice since they fit multiple spots
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skele unintentionally destroys a handmade object reminiscent of s / o's departed parents. needless to say, it is a very important object for s / o. your choice.
Wine: lol no he doesn’t. Wine is the man who restores and sells antiques for a living among other things. He’ll find a way to repair SOs treasure so well that they’ll never even notice anything happened to it. He does gift them something nice that week as a silent apology on his part. SO just thinks it’s him being his usual spoiling self
Alternatively this answer could also go for coffee who is the one who pretties up the antiques
G: oh buggering f*ck. G may be a lot bit of a jerk at times, but he’s almost never a clutz. He originally thought of getting it replaced with something identical, but decided that would be unforgivable, so he nervously presents you the broken heirloom. It’s G’s fault of course so he’ll pay what it takes to get it fixed
Sans: he secretly practiced his apology in the mirror. Sans is honest with his SO about most things, so he would never lie about breaking something so important to them. But he really doesn’t want to put a pun in the apology. That’s just adding fuel to the fire. Hence the apology practice
Sugar: he immediately goes rushing to SO, the broken heirloom in his hands and a few unshed tears in his eyes. Sugar is probably one of the most sentimental skeletons, so knowing he broke something belonging to your late parents hurts him just as much as you.
Slim: well he just so happens to be best friends with coffee who is an expert in fixing things like this. Slim doesn’t feel the least bit guilty about stealing the item away, distracting you for a few days, and bringing it back as good as new. It’s not a mistake if the object gets fixed just fine
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So this goes with the whole angel mafia boys
They act as god's reinforcers on the surface, they make sure that his plans are followed through and do a bit of side work that may involve getting their halos tainted.
Do not put them in the same room with the demon boys unless you want to watch a worse mudslinging "debate" than the 2016 campaign.
Both sides can see eachothers true forms.
The angels hate the demons because of who they represent but if they wouldn't constantly shit talk I think the demon boys wouldn't mind them.
And thats all I have for this idea for now....
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Reader attempts to seduce their skeleton lover while wearing a ridiculous costume. Who goes along with it? who chooses to ignore the costume to get some? who decides nothings happening if reader doesn't take it seriously? who just straight up turns around and walks out? ect.
He’ll never pass up a chance to get some ;): cash charm sugar pop G butch
He is successfully seduced. But you’ll have to wait for him to stop laughing first: sans star honey red oak mutt coffee pluto Jupiter peaches snipe rust basil lilac
He’s successfully seduced but is disappointed in himself later: papyrus willow bruiser slim
Yea no, you’re not getting this skele**** tonight sweetie: edge mal lord wine rhythm rancher green boss ace noir
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