#maes bullshit

[maeo-0]

little sketch in honor of the dannypocalyse :)

#danny phantom #dannypocalypse #my art #maes bullshit #the eyes turned out a lil bit funky but we pretend we dont see okay

[wardencommanderrodimiss]

More BG3 brain:

I have spent a while trying to work out Mae’s relationship with her archfey patron, and her patron’s personality, and I’ve got that mostly on lock, so now I’m thinking about what her patron thinks of Astarion and that’s just like. really funny to me. I think Astarion is living with the vibe where like, it’s like if you’re dating a woman and she brings you to her family reunion and one of her aunts who she’s kinda close to is perfectly polite to you, but you can tell she’s kinda looking down her nose at you. Like she doesn’t like your vibes. Like she’s gonna pull your girlfriend to the side and ask are you sure? and she’ll respect that the answer is yes but she’s just like. You know you are on your way to becoming the somewhat-questionable in-law in her eyes. You can tell.

Except instead of “weird rich aunt”, it’s “Archfey who gives your girlfriend warlock powers”. So like. There’s that.

#Mae tries very hard to maintain a work-life balance where she keeps her patron separate from her personal life #but her patron ABSOLUTELY wants to get nosy and meet everybody #bg3 bullshit tag #< we are making that now. for Maeposting

[rodimissliveblogs]

Wait wasn't the basement that I accidentally found from the sewers called Flymm Cargo. Flymm like Flymm Cobblers like Gortash's parents Flymm. I'm gonna have to follow up on that. If I can find my way back there.

#somehow still have not found the Steel Watch Foundry yet #so i suspect i'm gonna be crawling into it ass-backwards from the sewers or some bullshit #roddy plays bg3: mae #roddy plays bg3

[elvesofnoldor]

when Armand showed up at the chapel where lestat laid in his comatose state, louis came to him with same "omg babe i didn't know you are still alive im so glad you are not hurt i was so worried" shit he pulled with lestat at the end of tvl. Armand sort of looked at him and was like "oh hi louis im actually here for lestat", then shortly after that armand actually got seriously hurt (weird jesus vision's fault, nothing to do with lestat as far as we are concerned), and guess what, where is louis then? nowhere to be seen!!! time and time again, louis is proven to be the funniest cunt in this house.

#fine. he may or may not passed someone a napkin and that someone gave it to armand. either way. he bounced #i don't see armand and lestat as some sort of romantic bullshit #but i still think that in louis' pathetic pov he probably saw armand drank from lestat and thought his exes are dating #his exes aren't dating but they may be unionizing. they SHOULD unionize anyways #lestat and armand form 'having dated louis de pointe du luc' support group. open your mind. imagine #oh im sorry louis that your exes are too insane for you. maybe you are just incapable of loving anybody :\ #everybody is always too insane for you. nobody is good enough for you #oh poor louis. you deserve better. you deserve to die from liver poisoning at the age 25 :\ #im still annoyed or otherwise enraged when louis is mentioned in these books #just HOW am i supposed to survive merrick aaaaaah #mae overshares

[marshymallo]

i hate the fox news but my mom fucking loves them because of course she does

and apparently they’re all upset a school has a comic of heartstopper (yes that popular show on netflix i still haven’t watched)

but like, why is that YOUR issue? if you don’t like the content of the book, fucking put it back and get a new one

#🍿: heartstopper #heartstopper #i fucking hate fox news and their right wing republican bullshit #⇢ ˗ˏˋ mae says stuff ࿐ྂ

[ink-livi]

We only ever took people who wouldnt be missed. We did him a favor.

Well I miss him. And now I'll never even get to meet him. His friends miss him. His family misses him, has posters out for him even if they believe he just ran off, took a train out.

I think about him a lot; every time my mind is brought back to Possum Springs. I wish I could have known him.

#liv talks #not me vague posting about night in the woods dksushekd #just thinking about casey again #i really do wish we could have met him #i miss him regardless #i have so many thoughts on the matter and how mae and gregg deal with knowing what happened to him #and an idea that an old friend and i talked about years ago that still sticks with me #i might have to write it i think #nah i definitely have to write it #anyways not maintagging this just plaguing my followers with my bullshit again <33 LOL

[bruised-n-tired]

on the grind again

#character playlist #night in the woods #nitw mae #nitw gregg #nitw bea #nitw angus #nitw #ronnie is on her bullshit again oh well

[souyaszn]

i miss souya :(((((

#（ ♚ ）— coi! #gonna reread that bullshit mae sent me to feel sun

[maeo-0]

something that just popped into my head :)

#maes bullshit #my art #art #gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #gf #ford pines #grunkle ford #stanley pines #grunkle stan #mabel pines

[msclaritea]

I am beyond disgusted with these games. Tell me...WHO was it that came up with DEI, I'm the first place? 'Progressives'. Which group is it that gleefully enjoys screwing up any civic action they can get their dirty hands on? 'Progressives'. Not only does Johns Hopkins have a serious, serious problem, it's clear that the DEI is another Ideologues. Note, the use of 'CIS'. So this asshole is trying to push biological men and women 'TO THE SIDE'. This also presents yet another false image of who has power. How the hell do black women have any, when we can't even get an Oscar award for an actress who deserves it and when the South murders and buries the sons of black mothers with a word? Outrageous.

More importantly than anything else, Mae Jamison is an American hero, bottom line, end of. For Johns Hopkins to also present her just as a black hero is pure bullshit and I sincerely hope that she is not a part of this sick hoax being pushed into the public. Johns Hopkins needs to lose their Federal Funding, IMMEDIATELY!

#Johns Hopkins #Boycott #Mae Jamison #Progressives #transgender ideology #Cult #CIS IS A SLUR #Federal Funding needs to be removed from Johns Hopkins University #Bullshit Socialist Propoganda

[aubreysux]

some life updates re: being fired

all my (i guess now former) coworkers think its utter horseshit and that i at least should have gotten off with a warning

two other people are getting sacked for the same thing

i’ve applied for about five jobs today alone, hoping for at least one interview but y’know

shits pretty fucked but im not giving up

#personal #my dads giving me 200 to hopefully cover most of my sallie mae payment #at least until i can find a job #thank god theres a new bsd ep tomorrow i need a fucking distraction #fuck capitalism dude #they took away my one source of income over a few bites of lossed out chicken #bullshit

[marinecorvid]

aesthetics for my fallout ocs: kobra “six” - chaotic courier whose brain got scrambled by benny, who he eventually decided to take to bed, because the decision-making part of his brain got scrambled; maeva “mae” o’conner - sole survivor of vault 111, wife of nora, who is going to turn kellog into corn flakes

#both are stealth arche- cough i mean snipers #six is a lanky sonovabitch and mae is a beefy butch #opposites in character but compatriots in being sneaky and having bullshit happen to them #fallout 4 #fallout new vegas #fo4 #fnv #oc #my art

[marshymallo]

for me not liking writing and thinking i'm shit at it... this reflection where i'm offered full creativity in challenging the concept of faith (of my own want and accord) is feeling pretty fire-

#do i like writing for uni? no #do i like writing for fun? only when i can bullshit it #but is this essay showing all kinds of pent up rage at religion? yeah and it can pass as genius whether it needs to or not (it doesn't) #but now that i'm done arguing... i may have run out of juice- #⇢ ˗ˏˋ mae says stuff ࿐ྂ #🏫: college life!

[artarete]

sometimes you just gotta draw something to draw something u know

#its been so long #weirdly im back on my apex bullshit so its mae again even though its been months since last time #but u get shovi this time! badly drawn shovi but a she all the same #mae #shovi #other ocs #oc art #safe place to sleep :)

[angelbarelywrites]

♡ slashers scenarios | y’all accidentally adopt a kid

♡ fandoms; Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original + 2006), Dead by Daylight, slashers (general)

♡ characters; Micheal Myers, Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer

♡ reader; gender neutral

♡cw; parenthood (?), mentions of violence

♡notes; i work with toddlers all day yet still somehow get baby fever- so here’s this i guess lol.

i can’t see Brahms as a dad so skipped out on him this time, Vincent is iffy too but we might come back to him

•┈••✦ ❤ ✦••┈•

Micheal Myers

> micheal never wanted to be a father before he met you

> he knows for a fact he has something terribly wrong with him

> and while it never bothered him…it was far too dangerous to pass on

> but the way you light up when little kids on the street wave to you

> how you talked about building a family when you got drunk and sappy

> and how soft and gentle you were holding your friend’s baby…

> he knew you’d be the perfect parent, good enough to balance any bullshit he was bring to the table

> so it’s maybe not a complete accident when he stalks into the house with a banged up stroller out front

> the baby is crying, his parents passed out from some shit they snorted in the living room

> it makes his job easier when he slits their throats, and he’s sure as hell not sympathetic

> not that he ever is

> he follows the cries upstairs- a tiny little boy is wailing in his crib

> but he stops and stares at Micheal, blue eyes wide as he looms in the door

> at first Micheal thinks the racket it going to start again and braces for the scream

> but the boy reaches for him eagerly instead, making grabby hands and squealing

> it takes a bit of snooping but Micheal finds some paperwork after he’s secured the child in a carrier

> Miles. The boy’s name is Miles, and he’s ten months old- just tiny for his age

> you think he’s fucking with you when he sets a baby carrier on your table that night

> “…that’s Miles.” He mutters and walks away

> you’re pissed but you can’t say you have anything but an urge to protect this tiny boy

> he has red hair, and light freckles and the sweetest disposition

> he’s perfect, surely Micheal wouldn’t just steal a child…not without good reason

> and you notice Micheal still lingering, watching you both

> you try not to smile

> “…well. Gonna help me find somewhere he can sleep or not?”

Thomas Hewitt

> when Charlie brings in the little girl, Luda Mae is beyond excited

> she had no idea the couple she’d sent down their road had a baby

> her dark curls and chubby legs and ruddy pink cheeks remind her so much of Thomas at that age too

> not too far off from one if she’s got it right

> she’s thinking selfishly, she’s always wanted a daughter

> but Thomas’ eyes go so wide when you both walk in

> he’s in awe of the tiny lil thing sleeping against his mama’s shoulder

> he won’t hold her, terrified of hurting her

> but you’re eager to take her for a bit and he gets real close, chin hooked on your shoulder so he can inspect her closely

> she’s all giggles as she touches his mask

> and you’re nearly in tears when she snuggles up against you

> “…yknow…i’ve been thinkin. i’m much closer to grandmama age than mama age now”

> you say yes before Luda can finish her ask - there was nothing you wanted more than a child with Thomas

> he’s hesitant, but he already adores her

> you have no way of knowing her name, so what you should call her is a bit of a hot topic for a few days

> Charlie wants to name her Charlotte because he’s a self centered bastard , and Luda Mae has about a thousand suggestions that come from baby books decades older than you

> but you let Thomas decide

> Audrey Mae Hewitt is what he chooses

> Audrey from a book he read

> Mae from his mama

> and it suits her perfectly

Bubba Sawyer

> “hey cook! look what i got!”

> Drayton about beats Choptop in the plate when he sees him carrying a toddler under his arm like a log

> but he’s kind of impressed such a scrawny dirtbag can carry a chunky kid like that

> the little boy is a healthy weight for two or so, with lil chipmunk cheeks that dimple when he grins

> and the cutest damn mullet you’ll ever see

> Drayton is getting too damn old for this, and there’s only one person he trusts even a minuscule amount in the house

> so he just. hands him to you when you walk into the front room

> “congratulations, it’s a boy”

> you’re confused but excited

> and a bit concerned with how he and Bubba will feel once the man gets home

> a kid is a big commitment- and a man that wears people’s faces can be scary

> but Bubba immediately squeals and beelines for the little one when he staggers in

> they both tilt their heads curiously before the boy tries to climb up his leg

> when he picks him up, the boy gives a huge belly laugh, kicking his legs

> you choose his name- politely declining your boyfriend’s brothers’ insistence on Lil Choppy or Drayton II

> Jedediah Junior sounds perfect to you - little JJ

#slashers #micheal myers #thomas hewitt #micheal myers x reader #slashers x reader #thomas hewitt x reader #bubba sawyer #halloween #slashers x you #tcm #slashers x y/n #slashers headcanons #tcm 2006 #tcm 2 #bubba sawyer x reader

[samalong1]

How you get slashers to do the dishes

Ft jason voorhees brahms heelshire sawyer brothers Thomas hewitt Freddy krueger pinhead yautja and Beetlejuice

Jason voorhees

He was raised to be a good boy and help with household chores

He probally woudnt automatically do them without you he woudnt give cleanliness a 2nd thought

But you fluttering your eyelashes and asking him please will get him on it

Pls don't yell at him to do it he'll still do them but he'll get all scared

Probally likes doing them with you reminding him of helping his mom with the dishes makes him feel nostalgic

Would wear a frilly apron if you ask nicely

Brahms heelshire

Much harder

Spoiled boy

You don't ask him you make him

Won't throw a tamptrum but he'll be all huffy and moody

Do it with it ask him to help you and praise him for being so helpful

If you withhold kisses or affection for not doing them then he'll throw a tamptrum

Won't wear the frilly apron

Freddy krueger

Your dreaming and banging the dude in control of your dreams and you dream of dirty dishes

If it's some weird household domestic fantasy he'd still give you the side eye

Judges you for dreaming of dirty dishes

Hit em with a broom if you really want him to

Don't even try with the frilly apron

Nubbins sawyer

Don't he'd smash them while laughing then ask if he did good

Probably would wear the frilly apron for a second before ripping it off

Bubba

Please don't he's clumsy and will break them and then turn to you looking like a sad puppy that he failed you

Pls make him wear the frilly apron

He'd wear it even if you didn't mention ot

He may be shit at chores but loves wearing the apron and makeup mask pretending to be your housewife while giggling and stimming happy to have fun like this

Chop top

He'd just tap his head and go "still got a nice clean playe here" and walk off proud of his joke

Drayton sawyer

This old cranky man already running a buisness,making sure his younger brothers don't get them caught or do some stupid bullshit,cooked all the food,and making sure things run smoothly

He'd bring up how hard he works and how he had to raise three boys on his own after grandpa got to old how hard he works to keep the lights on

He won't even be guiltiling you after a bit he'd just be ranting and venting like your his therapist

After he got all that off his chest he'd just yell at you to stop being lazy and how everyone has their work and they better do it

He doesn't care your smooching him

Pls get him therapy

Thomas hewitt

Luda mae does the dishes anyway

You probally do aswell to contribute to the house since hoyt won't let ya laze around

But if you want help just tell him how much they piled out and how it's overwhelming and he'll help he won't do it on his own

If you want to give luda mae a break just tell hik how hard she's working to support everyone and how caring she is and how much she'd love it if her baby boy did the dishes and he'd be at the sink quickly

Woudnt wear the apron don't even ask

Pinhead

Your fucking a cenobite you probably aren't in any landscape that has a kitchen with dirty dishes

Beetlejuice

If he wants anything like you to say his name or do some weird sex thing just be like "hmm I dunno you haven't really helped out lately" or how your to busy with the dishes for it

If he still refuses just whack him with a broom

You can get him to wear a apron by wracking him with the broom

Yautja

New to Ooman chores

The dishes are so tiny against his hands

He'd break them and then get frustrated je isn't doing his precious ooman's task correctly

He'd break a few dishes and then either rage or sulk

Possibly get him to wear a frilly apron

#freddy krueger x reader #texas chainsaw massacre #bubba sawyer #drayton sawyer #drayton sawyer x reader #pinhead #pinhead x reader #nubbins x reader #choptop sawyer #chop top x reader #nubbins sawyer #brahms heelshire #brahms the boy #brahms heelsire x reader #jason voorhees x reader #jason voorhees #friday the 13th #yautja x reader #beetlejuice x reader