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notoisstrange · 7 months
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Xuanli (+the terrible chaperons)
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Day 21 : Curse
The uncontrollable curse of Foot in the Mouth Syndrome…
He’s so pathetic I love him. He’s like a wet cat.
Prompt List by Jamiedraws__ on Instagram
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writeitinsharpie · 13 days
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ever think about the great sect madams of the generation before?
about madam yu, the violet spider, one of few in her generation to earn a title (even her husband was only ever sect leader. even wen ruohan was never regarded by a title other than sect leader wen). about yu ziyuan, about what she was like before years of jealousy and envy twisted her to only her most bitter parts? about the girl who was the third daughter of a sect leader, and then the wife of another, and yet all of her immense martial power meant nothing to the society around her.
about madam jin, known only by her title and never given a name or a natal sect, who was still somehow the closest friend to yu ziyuan. the mother of the sect heir and yet a wife who can do nothing but stand by as her husband dishonors their marriage over and over again.
about madam lan, the murderess locked up for her crimes, never seeing a trial and dying alone, only allowed to see her children once a month. who was she before she was the wife of the lan sect leader? was there a reason she killed the lan elder? did she want that marriage to qingheng-jun? did she even want the children she was kept from?
about the madams nie and wen, who only exist by implication, by the knowledge that their children exist and therefore so must they. about how so little is even implied about them?
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symphonyofsilence · 6 months
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MXTX writing MDZS female characters who were not Mianmian:
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angstymdzsthoughts · 2 months
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YZY ultimatum AU
JFM abandons Wei Ying near of the Jin sect, away, far away of Lotus Piers, in the hope that his wife never find him. (near of the JIN sect).
Jin Zixuan dins the sick and tiny child in the streets and decides to bring him home because the kid seems to be so hungry and sad and sick.
Madam Jin is first :/ but then learns who is the child, who are his parents and the kid speak about Uncle Jiang who takes him from the street and who, one month later, take him in this city and ask him to wait here until he comes back.
"Uncle Jiang, as…the Lotus Piers Sect Leader?
Yes, you know him? He's alright? when will he come back?
When he leave you here Wei Ying?
Hum" He kids counts on his fingers "almost on month madam"
Madam Jin is internally cursing JFM. she understands YZY didn't want to see the child of the woman that her husband loved (+ the theories of WY being JFM's bastard) but she is a mother too and learning that JFM gave a home to a street sad child for one month, giving him the illusion of love and home, for 4 weeks before abandonning him.
She rejects the bastarsd children of her husband too but they have still their mothers.
Couldn't JFM find him a family? Had he need to leaft him in the street, where he could die a sickness, of hunger or because of some bad men? Had he need to be THAT cruel? With a family, the kid would have been away, and if YZY didn't want him to Lotus Piers as disciple, then he could have find him a family at Gusu or near or the Nie sect, away of Lotus Piers.
She decides to keep the kid, who has a so adorable smile.
When her husband ask her why she says "listen if you can have a lot of bastards kids behind my back, i can adopt a child. It's not my bastard child at least."
her husband is like :O but doesn't dare to complain and since the kid reveal himself a very good disciple, he's like "ok fine" because a powerful and brillant disciple is always good for his reputation.
Zixuan is actually a nice brother for WWX.
YZY will have the surprise of her life XD
Madam Jin, ready to set fire to her life long friendship: I would like you to meet my new son, A'Ying.
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b0dwr1ter · 6 months
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Explain why, if you want
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mxtxfmk · 2 months
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explain your choice! convince your followers why they should make that same choice!
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justaghostingon · 2 years
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How to Woo the Girl You Dumped Without her Demon-possessed Brother Getting in your Way: A Guide by Jin Zinxuan
A crack au
It all begins when Jin Zinxuan notices that Jiang Yanli is actually really pretty.
This is unfortunately right in the middle of him yelling at her for trying to claim credit for the soup someone’s been making for him
Wei Wuxian shows up, demonic tendicals (we’re going anime version here) dripping from all around him as he defends his sister, it comes out that she has been making the soup, and now he’s smitten with a huge problem: the girl he likes both now prob hates him because he humiliated her, and also her brother is definitely a demon
Now a sensible person would first try to patch over the relationship with jiang yanli by apologizing, but jin Zixuan is a Jin! He’s never done a sensible thing in his life!
And also talking about feelings is really scary and as his friend Miammiam likes to point out, he is really bad at it
So naturally, he decides that the most important step to wooing Jiang yanli is to save her brother from demonic possession. That way she’ll be super impressed with him and he’ll be less terrifying and so greatful he’ll well come him into the family!
What could go wrong?!!
Jin Guangyao insists that it is not demonic possession, it is demonic cultivation. But jin zixuan has heard jin zixun rant about “that wei demon” enough times to know better
Figure of speech? What’s that?
So jin zixuan decides to exorcise wei wuxian, and to do that, he’ll need help from the smartest person he knows: jin Guangyao
Jin guangyao is less than thrilled at being sent on a rediculous job like this, to exorcise the clearly not possessed wei wuxian, until he realizes jin zixuan will do anything he suggests without question
ANYTHING
So Jin guangyao decides to have fun with this, setting jin zixuan on increasingly ridiculous tasks to “cure” wei wuxian of demonic possesstion
Like covering him in salt. Or throwing itchy flowers at him. Or running after him chanting this truely awful tune while hoping on one foot.
The result of course, is a very angry wei wuxian who chases zixuan away, and an increasingly desperate jin zixuan who thinks wei wuxian’s frustrations are proof that “the demons are trying to stop me!”
Now the sect heir acting strange is going to raise some eyebrows, and when outsiders look at jin zixuan throwing flowers and singing, they come to a very different conclusion.
Within a day, everyone in every sect is convinced jin zixuan is trying to court wei wuxian
“My son is a cutsleeve!” Moans jin guangshan. “How did this happen! I showed him all the fine ways to love a woman!”
“You’re lessons are the reason my son is a cutsleeve!” Madam jin retorts. “U scarred him for life!”
They proceed to spend the rest of the time arguing and somehow forget to actually talk to their son
Meanwhile in yumeng everyone is losing their collective shit. Jiang cheng is furious that jin zixuan thinks he can poach wei ying with a few pretty words and flowers. Jiang yanli is depressed because her crush is really hopeless now, and how could she measure up to wei wuxian?
Wei wuxian himself is disgusted, not that jun zixuan is a cutsleeve, but that he’d dare to court him! After what he did to shijie! He resolves to firmly rebuff every attempt jin zixuan makes
Which only serves to make jin zixuan more determined because “those demons are really stubborn!!”
But then… the rumor reaches gusu
And lan zhan hops on the first sword to the jin sect to challenge jin zixuan to a duel for wei wuxian’s honor
Lan Zhan tells himself he wouldn’t do this is wei wuxian actually loved the guy. But its not just some guy. This is jin zixuan, wei wuxian hates him! Even he knows that!
They fight, but jin zixuan for all his denseness, even he knows he doesn’t have a quirrel with lan Zhan, and eventually he gets lan zhan to calm down enough to ask why they are fighting
Lan zhan explains and jin zixuan is horrified he’d ever thing that, and quickly fills him in on what he’s really doing: saving wei wuxian from the demon that is possessing him
Lan zhan is sceptical at first, but jin zixuan has jin Guangyao to back him up, and his brother always trusts jin Guangyao so maybe there’s something here? (Give him a break, wei wuxian has been worrying him for months and at this point he’ll take anything)
So lan zhan joins jin zixuan’s demon begone schemes
Wei wuxian is horrified: he trusted lan zhan! And now he’s tryimg to get him married to the peacock? Does he even care?
Meanwhile jin Guangshen has realized if his son marries wei wuxian, he gets the tiger seal, and so begins to push for marriage
Jin guangyao realizes this practical joke has gone a bit too far, but he can’t back out now, lan xichen thanked him for helping lan zhan “make friends” and he’d rather the world end than lan xichen think he hurt his brother
In desperation, jin guangyao suggests the final cure: a true loves kiss
Jin zixuan of course, balks at this. He can’t kiss wei wuxian! He’s in love with his sister! He’s doing this for jiang yanli, he doesn’t want her to think he likes her brother! (Still unaware thats exactly what everyone thinks, especially jiang yanli)
To make matters worse, his father seems to be suddenly invested in curing wei wuxian, sending him off to court wei wuxian with a wink, a charriage and a large amount of gold
Terrified, jin zixuan wants to run, but lan Zhan refuses to let wei wuxian suffer because jin zixuan has cold feet. So he gets in the carriage too
When they arrive they meet a very angry, very resentment tentically wei wuxian
Jin zixuan panics, but lan xhan doesn’t back down, if his love can do anything he’s going to try. So he confesses to wei wuxian
This shocks wei wuxian so much his resentment actually starts to fizzle out.
It’s working! Jin zixuan shouts! Lan wanji keep going!
So lan zhan keeps confessing, saying everything he’s been keeping in his heart, then ending with “come to gusu with me”
Wei wuxian’s eyes widen “you mean…this whole time…that was a proposal?!!”
Lan zhan: en
Wei wuxian: lan zhan! Proceeds to jump into his arms and share a passionate kiss with lan zhan
Jin zixuan: i can’t believe that worked
Jiang yanli, who has come up beside him, “you planned this?” (Meaning getting wei ying and lan zhan together)
Jin zixuan: oh yeah! This was all my idea! (Meaning exorising wei ying)
Jiang yanli says “thank you A-xuan” as she places a hand on his arm, and jin zixuan suddenly forgets everything else
And that’s how jin zixuan got wangxian together while trying to impress jiang yanli, and never realizes people thought he was in love with wei wuxian until well after jin ling is born
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reblorzelska · 1 month
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And the award for the most... interesting MDZS take I've had to see today goes to this person on YouTube who, among other things, maintains that JGS welcomed JGY into the family with open arms.
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robininthelabyrinth · 9 months
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i racked my brains while prompts were open but only thought of something at midnight so, as a long time reader, thank you so so much for your fuck i missed it caveat!! so: i really enjoyed your nhs with a twin sister oneshot, and i love the idea of additional sibling aus since this series's sibling relationships are so compelling and good. therefore my prompt is, what if jin zixuan had a twin? im thinking sister but i defer to your inspiration :)
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They weren’t really encouraged to spend time together anymore.
It’d been different when they were children: back then, it had been a matter of pride to show them off. Dragon and phoenix twins were said to be good luck, so their father liked to point to them together, testament to the virility of the father to have son and daughter both at once; meanwhile, their mother liked dressing them up in matching outfits, each one more glamorous than the next.
Their participation in these events was both mandatory, in that they couldn’t leave, and unnecessary, in that they themselves as people weren’t required in any way. They just had to stand there.
They just had to exist.
Back then, they’d thought that it was all right – they might be uncomfortable in their scratchy too-glitzy clothing, but they weren’t alone. They had each other.
And then they got older.
First it was their classes that divided them. Both of them learned to cultivate, but Jin Zixuan was taught the sword and strategy while Jin Xingyin learned how to arrange flowers and manage dinner parties. It was obnoxious, but tolerable…right up until it wasn’t.
“Men and women shouldn’t be too close,” they were told, and never mind their protests that they weren’t men and women but siblings.
“A little girl like that will just spoil all your fun,” Jin Zixuan’s father told him.
“An unsupervised young man can’t be allowed near your girl friends,” Jin Xingyin’s mother sniffed.
“You’d better not have any wayward thoughts about your sister,” Jin Zixuan’s mother scolded him.
“You’re getting more beautiful by the year,” Jin Xingyin’s father told her, playing with a strand of her hair. “You shouldn’t be letting yourself be seen by other men. You never know, after all…anyway, I have plans for you. I won’t have them ruined.”
“Plans?” Jin Zixuan asked when he and his sister huddled together late at night, having slipped out of their rooms, barefoot and without their swords, having edged dangerously along their balconies to meet in the middle. “What plans?”
“He’s going to marry me off to someone, obviously,” Jin Xingyin said. “Don’t you listen to what Mother says?”
“She doesn’t talk to me about any of that,” he objected, feeling obscurely betrayed: was this what his father was talking about when he said that women held their own mysterious counsels to which no man was welcome? “It’s not like there’s any mystery about who I’m going to marry – it’ll be what’s-her-name, the Jiang girl. That’s been agreed on for years.”
“I can’t believe you don’t even know her name. What type of suitor are you?”
“The unwilling type. I don’t know anything about her!”
“She doesn’t know anything about you, either,” she pointed out. “And she’s the one who’s going to have to move all the way here, spend the rest of her life somewhere strange.”
Jin Zixuan blinked. “What’s so impressive about that? That’s what women do when they marry.”
His sister slapped him.
“Hey! Why’d you do that?!”
“Because Mother can’t do it to Father, not really, and if you keep going the way you are, you’ll end up just like him. So why shouldn’t I do it now while I can?”
“I’m not!” Jin Zixuan yelped, then blushed when she shushed him. “I’m not. I wouldn’t be. Mother would kill me…I’m not, am I?”
“Young Mistress Jiang is going to marry you, leave her home and her family for you. It wasn’t your choice, but it’s not hers, either. What sort of home is she going to find with you? One where you’re resentful that she even exists, or one where you welcome her?” Jin Xingyin bit her lip. “What type of home will I find, with whoever Father decides to marry me off to?”
Jin Zixuan’s hands curled into fists. He wanted to hurt whoever had made his sister look like that.
Except it had been him, he supposed. Him, for not realizing how afraid she was, to be forced to marry someone as callous as he’d been acting…he could improve his own behavior, but it wouldn’t help her, not really. He could be the finest husband Young Mistress Jiang could hope for, and it wouldn’t be worth a damn, because his father wouldn’t bother making two alliances with the same sect – Jin Xingyin would be going away to the Cloud Recesses, where the Lan didn’t even let women live in the same area as the men, or maybe to the Unclean Realm, where women had no choice but to train right alongside all the men…or even, maybe, to the Wen sect, where – where –
Everyone knew what they said about the Wen sect, and in the Jin sect they knew a little more, with their father being as friendly with Wen Ruohan as he was. There were as many scurrilous rumors about the Wen sect leader as there were about the Jin sect leader, excepting only that the rumors were about torture instead of sex, and the ones about their father, they knew, were all true. Even the ones that people didn’t dare to say out loud in public, just in whispers at home – those were also true.
The ones no one dared say at all were true, too.
If that was the case, then how bad must the Wen sect really be?
Jin Zixuan felt the blood drain out of his face. “He wouldn’t,” he said, except he knew that his father would. And his sister knew it, too – he could tell from her expression. “Fine. I wouldn’t.”
“So what?” she asked, arching her eyebrows just like their mother. “You can’t arrange my marriage. You’re not my father. You’re not even sect leader, just the heir. As long as he’s alive, you have no way to stop him.”
He stared at her.
A few moments later, her face paled, too, as she realized what she had just said.
“...you can’t,” she said.
“You can’t marry out to the Wen sect, either,” he pointed out. “‘A girl married out is like water spilling out’ – it can’t be brought back in, not unless they choose divorce, and that’s their decision, not yours. If you’re gone, you’re gone. You can’t come back.”
The dead couldn’t come back, either.
“If you were sect leader, you could choose how strictly to enforce the rule about men and women,” Jin Xingyin said thoughtfully, and her hand was cold in his. “But you wouldn’t be sect leader if anyone ever found out about…well. We’d need to be terribly clever about it.”
Jin Zixuan was not naturally clever, he knew, but he wasn’t actually stupid. If he set his mind to something, he could tap into the streak of cunning he’d inherited from both parents, the one he usually spent his time deliberately ignoring because he didn’t want to be anything like either of them.
Perhaps he’d never had a choice in it after all.
“I’ll find a way,” he said, and squeezed her hand. “Give me time.”
She did, and he did.
A few years later:
“Welcome to Jinlin Tower,” Jin Zixuan said, and smiled at the dusty over-awed boy only a few years older than him, whose wide eyes couldn’t hide the calculations churning in the brain behind them. “What did you say your name was again?”
The boy saluted.
“My name is Meng Yao,” he said carefully. “I was told that – the sect leader here –”
“Things have changed,” Jin Zixuan said, and at a gesture, his sister stepped forward with a smile. “But that doesn’t mean we don’t honor any commitments he may have made. Why don’t you follow my sister? She’ll find somewhere for you.”
He didn’t know if Jiang Yanli would find him a good husband when she arrived, not the way he now was, with his hands stained with blood and his mind forced through desperation into the cleverness and cunning that he’d never wanted. They had to have the alliance with the Jiang sect, especially now that his father had so prematurely died, but no matter what, he would never force Jiang Yanli to accept him, not with the example of his sister before him.
It was a good thing, Jin Zixuan supposed, that he would be able to offer her a pick of substitutes.
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lilapplesheadcannons · 11 months
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Non-feline pets:
Lotus pier: Pomeranians, legacy of Jiang Cheng. Each and every one of them has a 5 words long name, flower accessories, and more diva-ish attitude than the met gala assemble. Also, any random stray dog from Yunmeng dropping by for treats and pets is enthusiastically received by Jiang Fengmian.
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Nie HuaiSang: A bearded dragon and 2 budgies and a cockatoo that has a vocabulary to shame an average sailor. Has stopped keeping hamsters after many heartbreaks and frantic tearing down of drywalls and reaping out floorboards. Is trying to get a python but Da-ge has finally put his foot firmly down.
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Madam Jin: Lhasa Apso that travels in her purse and judges everyone they come across. Only accepts pets from Madam Jin and once in a blue moon from Jin Ling. Likes to pee in Jin Guangshan's shoes.
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Cangse Sanren and Wei ChangZe: Own a sanctuary farm with rogue goats, an arthritic horse, a murderous gaggle of assorted ducks and geese, 2 mild alpacas, bunch of agoraphobic hens and a donkey that's massively crushing on Cangse Sanren and will move into the house the moment Wei ChangZe kicks the proverbial bucket. Also a colony of feral farm cats and 2 farm dogs who think they are the boss of this outfit.
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Xue Yang: A pet rock that he has already put a crack in.
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Jin Ling: Fairy, the bestest best girl.
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wishthefish · 4 months
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The Jins and their lovers and...Er-ge? What are you doing here?
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unfortunatelycake · 1 year
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MDZS MILF poll to go with the DILF one.
Reblog for better sample size, to support your fav MILF, and because it’s The Right Thing To Do for these good (and not so good) mothers.
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i-like-plan-m · 11 months
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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Madam Jīn & Jīn Zǐxuān, Madam Jīn & Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Jīn Zǐxuān & Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Jīn Zǐxuān & Luó "Mián Mián" Qīngyáng, Luó "Mián Mián" Qīngyáng & Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn Characters: Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Jīn Zǐxuān, Luó "Mián Mián" Qīngyáng, Madam Jīn (Módào Zǔshī), Jīn Guāngshàn Additional Tags: Crack, Fluff and Humor, Jīn Sect Wèi Wúxiàn, Chaos Gremlin Wei Wuxian, the chaotic jin trio we could have had, Genius Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, BAMF Luó "Mián Mián" Qīngyáng, Found Family Series: Part 2 of Weaponized Chaos: The Jin Sect AU Summary:
Series of random oneshots from the Jin Sect Wei Wuxian AU
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b0dwr1ter · 6 months
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