#maam... 🥺

[qcomicsy]

No because I'm sick and tired of DC spending years profiting from abuse and domestic violence towards Harley from joker and now acting like never happened, or he was just a "shitty boyfriend" who "told her music was trash" and "unappreciated her".

Joker was an abuser, in every sense of the world.

And not only with Harley, this isn't a "product of it's time" or "some bad interpretations" like Daredevil and Batman this is literally his ENTIRE character over the last forty years. It's a fucking pattern and a consistent one.

DC made him that way, over and over again. And now that they noticed that this isn't something to be pride upon not even if it's edge they're losing their balls and backing away from it to make him seem more sympathetic.

And I don't fuck with that. I don't care if they make him a communist in a silly TV show. I don't fucking care if they get Lady Gaga and Phoenix to play them as a couple and I don't give a fuck if it's Oscar worthy.

Joker is a garbage of a person and his relationship with Harley shouldn't be erased like that now they're icky about it, own your fucking choices and portray it like it.

That being said I want Harley to chop his head off in the movie.

#If Harley or Batman isn't beating the shit of that clown I don't want it #stop trying to redeem the Joker challenge #'oh he is a product of society 🥺🥺' maam your product of society keeps repeatedly beating women killing and torturing children #listen I know there versions of hom that can be sympathetic but you gotta choose a lane darleen #can believe we have to ask people to just let the VILLAIN be bat at this point in media #puss in boots had more balls #joker slander #q rants

[gummy-axolotl]

I am unwell

#i volunteer #please #devil dust pleeeeeeeeeeeease #im right here #🙏🙏🙏 #AAAAHHHHHHHH #im normal im normal im normal #hhhhh #i #need #kahdgagdgshsjdkagdhshddj #aksjdhsgdgdjfjf #i gotta draw her i GOTTA #WIFE!!!!!!!!!!! #🥺🥺🥺 #please maam #maam #maam please #okay okay okay im done #im done i promise #MOMMY #what who said that #just kidding #NO BUT I NEED A MASC LESBIAN DRAG KING TO DOMINATE ME #RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH #I'm done im calm its fine #qkjdshdgsgdhf #gummy says stuff #video #suggestive

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

in the grocery store parking lot this woman was getting her baby out of the car and I went 🥺🥺🥺 BUT THEN she pulled another car seat out revealing an identical TWIN baby and I was like

#molly mumbles #my biological clock has me in a chokehold help #lol #they were so cute!! to fit them both in the cart they werent facing each other #and they kept doing little call and responses 🥺🥺🥺 #the poor mom kept apologizing but everyone was like maam this is the best #day of our lives you're fine #lmao

[kallikrein]

i miss you🤬🤬🤬🤬

well well well look who’s here 😮‍💨‼️🤕

#[ 💌 ] — from lea #miss maam this was quite the shock #imagine getting an ask on this blog #from a url i have never seen befoar #which btw cool url u got there #as always miss maam you sleigh #i mean slay #like an ask that says they 🤕 miss me 🥺 #me ajsjsjk #anyhoo 🦉 #how are you mammas #and duh i miss you too 🍽️😋💖 #as always talking to u in the tags is really fun #cute mfers do it this way yep

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

((Hhh, sorry, I was watching a movie-))

"Pft- haha!!"

"Alright, cutie. Instead, how about a little game?"

lemme see what you have up your sleeves >;)c <3333

#ask #other's art #killer #fem!killer #aughgh #don't apologize i was also reading fics HHHH #maam can you STOP being pretty for a minute i need to blink</3 #i'm a real champion at winning<- me when i lie AUHGHG #that was a bluff btw i'm the worst gamer ever</3 #eating your style up like *chef's kiss* muah delicimo<3333 #i can tell it's your art by the mouth shape alone smh i said STOP being so talented alreadyyy >:'((( #((i love that when i scroll i can almost imagine it being animated :D)) #i'm a LITTLE scared to see what you're planning but imma play your game anyways!! cause why would i ever say no to her 🥺 #<33333

[daz4i]

i love blade . so much . but why are the scenarios in his intimacy rooms so goddamn weird

#one of my friends said he is vanilla. maam he is not vanilla he is *checks log* green pomegranate seeds #no seriously his anatomy is so weird. it's honestly really interesting. i wish i had a robot bf 🥺

[sapphic-woes]

Me: gets on hinge to flirt endlessly with women

Also me: panics and actually has a heart attack when my shenanigans work and I'm asked abt my weekend plans

#aha so mu religous trauma is unresolvedddd :) #iabsidbdknsidbeksjidbdk i was frfr just being stupid for fun i wanted to see how bonkers i could be😭😭 #im pretty sure she just wants to hook up but im SCARED OK WUEBIEBEJDN i baby 🥺 i bby🥺 #i literally went 'bark bark maam do u need a dog' how the hell did this happen #ik everyone i ask will be like 'get yo pussy get them titties' but look iM A WUSS #i will sleep 😴 and tmrw delete the app out of terror.

[grvntld]

mga accla i ordered na my first digicam omgggggggg gusto ko sana talaga umabot siya sa birthday celeb ko kaso mukhang malabo kasi pampanga pa galing so i was looking for a seller na near lang sana samin kaso hindi ko bet cams ng near here but also may inaabangan pa kong collection for later na malapit samin hehehe baka maging dalawa agad digicam ko kasi nga inorder ko na yung from pampanga chariz but fr may huge chance na magkaroon ako two digicams kasi knowing me and my being determined to execute what was planned nako basta hehe ang saya ko kasi maganda yung output nitong inorder ko +++ pweds underwater siya and maganda pa rin the output kahit underwater Ｏ(♡≧▽≦♡)Ｏ

#ang cute nga nung seller nung nag-ask ako underwater output wahahahaha literal nilublob niya yung cam sa clear bowl ata na puno ng water #and then nagtake siya pics sa dining table nila wahahahah ang cute #and then they said ~sorry maam hanggang dito pa lang kaya ng powers ko hahaha~ ANG CUTIE HUHUHU 😭🥺 #ayorn chika ko lang ang aking happiness for tahday mwAps #donut

[softswitchbutch]

Oh people are telling you about their tits? Well then.. mine are a D cup. They just started to fold over a bit. They look lovely in small shirts. My breasts have always been so sensitive but they grew a lot in my 20s. I love how big and soft they are now. I squeeze them and hold them because I’m so horny for women, I even make myself wet. The extra fat only made my boobs more sensitive. I love holding my butches head to my chest and letting them suck me while I pet their hair. It feels so good, I truly love the feeling of a woman’s mouth on my breasts. My instincts tell me to feed my baby and let my butch suck for as long as they want. Always with my hand in my underwear of course. Maybe the reason why I am such a bottom is because my body can feel so much pleasure from a butches touch. It never gets old for me to bottom and I think that makes it more exciting for my top :) so what I’m saying is, if we were intimate I’d make sure your mouth was too full of my tits to speak. You’d only be able to focus on my dripping pussy and my womanly figure -💜

I was doing ideas, but it looks like you have plenty of ideas yourself as well. I would be more than content to suck on your tits for a while, maybe while you pet my head 🥺? Just focusing on you would make me squirmy, but I'd be so eager to please.

I would happily keep my hands busy between your legs or along your lovely body too as long as you'll let me hear you moan. I would be happy to make you cum multiple times like that before hopefully you would let me fuck you, on your back so my hands could play with you chest or I could lean up and get my mouth on you again for more of a taste.

#💜 #lesbian nsft #nsft #wlw nsft #nblw nsft #butch4butch #butch4femme #butch4all #sapphic nsft #domposting #or maybe just #topposting #youre giving me vibes that make me a little subby maam #but in a soft top way #like 🥺🥺🥺 #anonymous

[badbirchenergy]

"Happy Birthday," Dawn presses a kiss to May's cheek in greeting, finally having gotten everything squared away for her girlfriend's present. She slides an envelope into May's hands, of which contains two tickets to Snowpoint's snow festival.

"I know the cold is rough, but it's worth it. Trust me. They have a ton of giant sculptures made of ice, and they light it up at night. The food is super warm and super hearty - you'll forget about the cold immediately." Her eyes crinkle as she smiles. "And I booked us a big room at a really nice onsen up there. With a private outdoor bath, and a private dinner. It's not a touristy place, so it should be nice and quiet." Dawn moves to take May's hand, squeezing it.

"Make sure you pack warm, okay?"

May doesn't fully take in the sheer surprise of such a lovely gift, not until after returning a playful peck upon her girlfriend's cheek. An entire trip up north, complete with pre-planned activities and lodging accommodations? Startled, she is, to say the very least; no one has ever gone this far out of their way for her, not once. The brunette looks upon the tickets in her hands, heart fluttering almost innocently before enthusiasm takes over.

Leaping to her feet, she pulls the ravenette into a tight, though still gentle, embrace. Eyes well a little, a sniffling sound clinging to her voice as she plants upon Dawn's lips a proper kiss. "I'd brave the cold for ya — any 'n every damn time. Thank you, babe... for all this."

Already, her mind is reeling over what to pack for warmth; seems as though a small shopping trip will be in order.

#;🌺wingull mail [asks] #dawnedon #MAAM🥺🥺🥺 #my heart for these 2!!? i am not ok!! #dawn is an angel and def knows the vibe ;; may is so lucky c': #she miiiight have to borrow some clothes tho sfkskg #ty for sending c':

[kitwing-moving]

also im hanging out at subway and someone lost their dog i think and he just wandered in with me and i guess they think he's my service dog ?

#🐾.txt #they were being extra weird to me like Omg honey your total is 10.50 🥺 #its funny 2 me. Thats not my dog maam

[mandiemegatron]

Me, enjoying my lunch, minding my own damn business: 🥰🥰🥰 yum yum

The huge wasp on the window 5 inches from my face:

#AUGH 😭😭😭 #i looked up and went 'OH FUCK BUDDY' and a customer gave me a very mad look 😞😞 sorry maam i almost just DIED #scary 🥺 #i know theyre more scared of me than i am.of it but i also dont want a trip to the hospital 😭

[shy-little-gigglee-bun]

lers that call you "their (insert favorite tword pet name here)"

that's it... that's the post 🙈🙈🙈🙈

#quickest way to make me subby and lee asf 🙈🙈🙈🙈 #like yes maam/sir im yours 🥺💕 #asdjfldnf #tickling #tickle tease #bun.exe has stopped #how to fluster bun 101 #error 404: bun's ability to can not found #oops bun's yearning again #tickle talk

[reveloser]

hyolyn is such a production genius bruh she successfully yassified So What without losing any of the songs flavor. go off queen ur so baddddd

#at first i was a bit disappointed cuz there were no 'bad bad so what' chants during the bridge #and then she went and followed it up with like 17 perfect high notes all while dancing her ass off and hyping up the crowd #so like maam. could you have some mercy please #you could literally see loonas brains fry in real time sdhskjdhfadf i died #and wjsn were SO DONE eunseo was sighing left n right seola buried her face in her hands & exy straight up dissociated LMFAO #anyways i am seriously obsessed w this woman and everything she does #i mean she gave a shoutout to her dancers at the end 🥺 seriously the absolute queen #queendom 2 #queendom rants #hyolyn

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

*softly, w/ feelinf* panam palmer…..

#cp 2077 #maam I have feelings for you… #what if 🥺 we started our own nomad family 🥺🥺 and we were both girls?? 🥺👉👈

[instantarmageddon]

Its very funny to me that despite having pink hair full eye makeup and a high pitched Customer Service Voice i still get sir-ed on the reg. And it varies bc sometimes people think im a fem cis dude, sometimes they seem to think im a trans dude, and sometimes I think maybe they think im a trans woman and are trying to misgender me???? But as previously stated I'll go by whatever pronoun makes the joke land so i just roll with it lmao

#it only bothers me when someone calls me a man #and then later decides that CLEARLY im a woman #and they roll up like 'oh im so sorry maam miss girl lady 🥺' #like nope! still wrong and now were both uncomfortable <3