Yall gonna hate me for this one:
Bro let’s leave politics out of tumblr. It’s tumblr ffs. Debate with your local government if you need to but keep it out of tumblr💀 I couldn’t give two fucks if you don’t have the same views as me, just don’t tell me… or I’ll probably out smart you- I’m a political science major, it’s what I do best. Anyways, STOP BRINGING POLITICS ON TUMBLR THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUN APP
And you know damn well if you bring politics onto this app that you’re a performative activist… MAKE ACTUAL CHANGE IN THE WORLD YOU DING DONGS. BEING A PERFORMATIVE ACTIVIST OR SHOULD I SAY SLACKTIVIST ISNT CUTE
DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE MIDDLE EASTERN STUFF OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC AS A MIDDLE EASTERN AMERICAN. YOU DONT KNOW SHIT SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Sometimes. Sometimes you just have to turn on pale swordsman and fucking sob in your car at work
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Me watching belinda having a mental breakdown in game rn
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Are you willing to be submissive to me as her Goddess and let me hypnotize you and pimp you out to be my bimbo sissy faggot fucktoy and sex slut……..???
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wanna rp
Sure! I'll RP as the writer of a blog containing very short film reviews, and you'll RP as someone who likes those posts, reblogs them, and follows the blog. Does that sound good? :)
Mikey
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This was a paragraph about finding food
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Guys can we get fast food tumblrs revived pls
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tiktok rando: omg durge proclaims their love for gortash in a letter!1!
me: a love proclamation? that letter is durge asking forgiveness from bhaal for admiring gortash and vows to still kill him
tiktok rando: omg do you have any irl friends youre fucking miserable to be around im sure its the same fucking thing you weirdo kys
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i keep writing these long ass depressing essays talking about five hargreeves and why he should be a hitman in season 4 just like in the comics, but i also just end up leaving them in the drafts to collect dust because it feels silly to post serious things on tumblr lmao
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Why is this post on my following tab when I do not follow them????
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Athena: ... And that's how Atlas tricked me into taking my own sister's life. What about you? How did you end up here?
Tim: ... I was an English major.
Athena: I see. (<- does not know what that means)
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No but have you seen the video of chenle undoing jaemin's shirt(or jacket?) buttons AND THEN WHILE TALKING HE KEPT LOOKING AT HIS FACE AND THEN DOWN AT HIS CHEST LIKE CONSTANTLY 😭😭😭
bro the twitter search function was FAILING me on this i kept finding so many OTHER clips of chenle touching jaemin's chest. which like. i get it
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👀 + Maybe we can broadcast some very 'different' kinds of screams across the airwaves...
dirty thought and/or fantasy
"I'm not entirely sure you really know what you're implying or asking for here."
Don't test him. He'll absolutely take that pretty voice and turn it into something that will be distinctly less pleasant than you would anticipate.
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( ❛ ╾ @thefearedsouls / @nepowarlock said: “ tell me you’re mine. “ - ( wrong blog but Micah ) )
The fairy’s gaze softened as she looked up at him, a small hum rumbling in her throat that dawned her favorite necklace. She ran her fingertips along his forearm, the other hand grasping the back of his neck and she pulled him down for a deep kiss. When she parted for air, she brushed her nose against his. “I’m yours.” She pecked his lips gently. “I’m all yours, baby.” Giselle smiled, “I think I need some marks to remind everyone else.”
( ❛ ╾ memes memes memes )
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posts will be like "*describes in intense detail how hot bruce wayne is* and thats why gothamites would swoon for him!" and im just there like "i,,, i just like dads,,,,,,, hes a dad,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and could sling me over his shoulder like a piece of luggage,,,,,,,,,,,,,, pick me up like a wet cat,,,,,, so i like him,,,,,,,"
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(Don’t reblog this please ty)
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