#ma'am i'm love you

[trueblueboygenius]

I simply think everyone should see this photo (via kal_fq on instagram)

#ma'am i'm literally in love with you #lucy dacus #boygenius

[waitineedaname]

shoes in FMA rated on how comfortable they'd be to fight in

Edward Elric

considering Ed's uhhh very distinct taste in aesthetics, these could be a lot worse. they look relatively comfortable and don't seem like they'd be difficult to move around in. they are platforms though, which I imagine makes things more difficult. I'll be generous and give these a 7/10

Most of the Amestrian military

pretty much everyone in uniform wears the same shoes, so I'm lumping them all together. these are Roy's, if that matters. they look fine. I imagine that because it is part of a military uniform, it's designed to be moved around in and worn for hours on end, so ideally they're relatively comfortable. it doesn't look like there's much traction, but they're usually fighting on flat surfaces so whatever. 8/10

Fu and Lan Fan

these shoes fucking rule. the picture I've included is Lan Fan's, but they wear p much the same shoes. I fucking love these things. they have spikes. Edward Elric fucking wishes. considering this seems to be part of the bodyguard uniform, I'd imagine they're as easy to run around in as the military shoes, if not better since they're expected to be doing martial arts in them. but most importantly, they have spikes. 10/10, no notes.

Ling and Mei

on the topic of doing martial arts, both Ling and Mei wear these.... I'm not sure what they are. flats? slippers? it's unclear. (EDIT: they are apparently Kung Fu shoes!) they seem relatively easy to move around in I guess since they're not very cumbersome and both Ling and Mei rely on being very nimble. they look like they have absolutely no support in the soles though, which is gonna get painful after a certain point. also depending on what fabric they're made of, they could definitely start chafing. I've worn flats. I know that hell. 7/10 for the potential blisters, but at least they're designed specifically for martial arts

Greedling and Bradley

it's hard to get a good shot in this scene because neither of them stop moving, but I swear to god, they're fighting in dress shoes. I cannot stand them. this CANNOT be comfortable. I know Greed prioritizes aesthetics over function so this was probably a compromise between his and Ling's tastes but ohhh my god. he was probably wasting so much of the philosopher's stone just passively healing the million blisters on his feet from running around in these things. there's a chance Bradley is wearing the military uniform shoes but I think he was in more formal dress when he got blown the fuck up, so I don't think so. no wonder he complains about being sore, quit running around in dress shoes you fucking moron. 4/10.

Greed

THESE FUCKING THIIIIIIIINGS. WHY ARE THEY POINTY AT THE END. WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE HIT HIS FOOT WITH A MALLET AND FLATTENED THEM. he's so dumb. I love him. looking at these things tells me he would probably wear goth cowboy boots if he could, and tbh that would probably look better. 3/10 for Greed's overall silly as hell fashion sense

Lust

okay. the heels make sense considering her whole vibe. however. these are part of her fucking BODY. when she gets incinerated, they grow back. can she even take them off???? I'm scared to ask. I guess if theyre part of her body, she doesn't have to worry about adjusting to balancing in them like you would normally with heels, but oh my god. she can never wear normal shoes. I would also be murderous if I had to wear heels all the time. 4/10.

Father and Izumi

guys. these are sandals. it has been four hundred years and Father is still wearing the same outfit he was wearing in the damn desert. find a new outfit man. Izumi is apparently wearing bathroom slippers (hence the WC) so idk why she's even wearing those out of the house. Father gets 0/10 and Izumi gets 1/10 because she still manages to kick everyone's asses while wearing these, so respect

Envy

PUT YOUR FUCKING TOES AWAY. -10000000/10

#fma #fmab #don't take this too seriously I'm just playing around #the main inspiration for this post was the opportunity to pick on greed and envy lmao #I love the spikes on fu and lan fan's outfits so so much #they also have them on their gauntlet things and it rules #I think lan fan should get spiked brass knuckles #I feel bad ranking izumi so low but I do not know how she's fighting in sandals. ma'am. how do you keep them on your feet. #there are some others I didn't include #scar is wearing like. loafers kinda? just normal shoes #which is impressive considering he's on his feet p much all the time #and the briggs soldiers have different boots I think #but I didn't want this post to get too long unnecessarily

[jeysuso]

BIANCA BELAIR WWE FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN 12th JANUARY 2024

#bianca belair #wweedit #wwe smackdown #friday night smackdown #mygifs* #jeysuso #wrestling tag #* #ma'am i'm so in love with you #she's so.... hot. just so hot #bad t/rrents my beloathed :( i hate the quality of this lmfaoooo anyways

[cuips-not-cute]

how to say that a character is babygirl in academic language send help

#my prof is way too nice and is letting me write abt the exorcist for my final paper for her class #ma'am i love you and i'm sorry but you're gonna read ten pages of me being feral about damien karras #cuips talking

[knifearo]

reblog a post about aromanticism and it'll feed you for a day. make a post about aromanticism and you'll get mind-numbingly amatonormative comments for a lifetime

#not even like. people being stupid about aromanticism in general. #just like... #post about 'hey platonic and romantic love are not significantly different' getting a response that's like #'yeah stories about family relationships are important too!!!' #ma'am you are seventeen steps behind where i needed you to be to comprehend this post in the first place. #like you're Right but we're past that we're talking about deconstructing that binary entirely not reinforcing it #while ALSO simplifying it down to platonic as equivalent to familial... #like i'm sure at the point in everybody's life where they are responding to me #the concepts that they're pulling out are revolutionary. everyone's gotta start somewhere. #but being at 'romantic love is not more important than familial' when i'm at 'the different 'types' of love is an outdated construct'... #i need to make that series of aro theory posts Immediately i'm going to go insane #aromantic #aromanticism #aspec #talking

[brinehater]

ma'am you can't just walk up and say this to me casually

#DD2 #Dragon's Dogma 2 #DD2 Menella #ma'am please have mercy on me I already also love you #also he already has a beloved I'm sorry Menella my beloved

[seven-oomen]

“Yes, I do apologize, Schmi. Had I known you were comming Anakin tonight, I would’ve reserved an office space.” General Kenobi says as he strolls out of the kitchen, further in the back of the apartment. He’s carrying a tray with a tea set and some cups on it to a seating arrangement of two couches, a coffee table, and a lounge chair to his left at the other end of the room.

The general’s outfit is different from what he’s used to. Instead of his usual Jedi robes he’s wearing tight fitting clothes designed for lounging in a home, or to sleep in. It’s quite like his blacks, except the generals under tunic is light beige and his pants a warm brown, and quite flattering. It’s remarkable how much curve and muscle those Jedi robes hide day to day. Not that he pays attention to any of that… of course not. That’s not something a commander should ever pay attention to.

“Oh no you don’t have to go through the trouble, Obi-Wan. I won’t be long, I just wanted to check in.” Schmi says.

“I’m fine, mom. Nothing much has changed since my knighting. It’s just a steady stream of assignments.”

“And the usual shenanigans.” Cal cuts in, earning a glare from Skywalker.

“Is that so?” Schmi laughs.

“You know how Cal is, mom.”

“Hmmhmm. Commander? Might I see you for a minute?” Schmi says.

He hesitates, his eyes darting to general Kenobi for guidance or support. Kenobi offers no help whatsoever, instead he pours himself a cup of tea and sips it. His eyes meeting his own while a smirk plays at his lips. He’s enjoying himself a little too much in his opinion, all he can do is make sure it’s warranted.

He smiles as charming and warm as he can muster, which has an instant effect on Skywalker in that the general seems to be questioning all of his life choices. And has an instant effect on Kenobi, who’s eyes linger on him just a second too long for it to be accidental. Interesting.

“Madam,” He says as he steps into view of Schmi Skywalker. She seems like a lovely lady, really. Nothing like her son, both in appearance or personality, that’s for sure.

“Oh. I see why you invited him over, Obi-Wan.”

#codywan #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #star wars fanfiction #the clone wars #caught somewhere in time #schmi skywalker #anakin skywalker #ma'am you are a married woman #i love my brain sometimes #i'm having so much fun

[roguetraining]

That child... maybe her curse is flaring up again.

#digital art #genshin impact #artists on tumblr #peruere #the knave #arlecchino #arlechinno genshin #genshin impact fanart #if you saw my previous upload of this no you didn't #blushing and twirling my hair #i'm soooo normal about her #also ma'am i love you #why is your design so complicated #reuploading because i wanted to adjust some thing and add my signature lmao

[notsosecretlyalesbian]

Elizabeth Marvel as Rita Calhoun in Law and Order: SVU | 17×12: A Misunderstanding

#rita calhoun #elizabeth marvel #law and order svu #svu #svuedit #svugifs #lawandorderedit #tvedit #law and order: svu #svu s17 #I like it when they lick their lips #giffing it is my specialty tbh #also MA'AM that hand is downright sinful #it gives me gay unholy thoughts #also i'm once again thanking all of you for the 500+ followers #i'll try and keep a more regular posting schedule #now that my hyperfixation with Melissa is *less bad* i can go back to my other lovely lovely milfs #my gifs #notsosecretlyalesbian

[natelia-aldelliz]

"Ah, Nik, wait!"

Nikolai turns back around at the sound of the Captain's voice.

"You're going to make me miss my flight," he pretends to complain, not able to keep himself from smiling.

Price rolls his eyes. "You're the one flying your flight back home."

Nik chuckles. John looks annoyed, but clearly it's not directed at him if him relaxing in his presence is to be believed.

"Anyway, I won't keep you long, I just need you to teach me how to say something in Russian."

There's a terrible idea rising in Nik's mind. He tries to ignore it at first.

"There's this guy, he's a fucking asshole and I'd like to tell him to go fuck himself in his native language."

He nods distractedly at Price. But it would be the perfect moment... He leaves right after that, after all... And John wouldn't understand right away, he'd have time to go hide somewhere.

"Right," he clears his throat and smiles at Price. "I can do that, sure. Repeat after me, try to remember the words : я -"

Price squints his eyes in concentration. He looks so fucking cute that Nik could die.

"Ya -"

"влюбилась"

"Woah, okay, vl...vlyoubeelas?"

Nik's smile is growing. "Good," he says, voice lower. Swears that John's cheeks are redder than they were before. Interesting. "в"

Price frowns. "Just 'vv' ?"

"Да. And finally, тебя."

"Tyebya."

Nik's heart is starting to beat a bit faster, apparently just now realising what he was doing. There's no going back now.

"Now the whole thing : я влюбилась в тебя"

John's brow furrows more in deep focus. "Ya vlyoubeelas vtyebya."

Damn, that makes Nik's cheeks warmer and his smile wider. He knows that Price doesn't mean it, doesn't even know what it means, but if that's all he's going to get, he's going to cherish it inside his heart.

He isn't sure John will want anything to do with him when he'll look it up, after all, he hasn't survived this long by having too high hopes. His smile softens and he nods at his friend.

"Not bad. Remember the words."

Price huffs. "Of course I'll remember the words. Now go, wouldn't want you to miss your own chopper back home."

Nik laughs and shakes his head as he turns around and walks to his helicopter. He stops before climbing in, turns his head back towards the Captain.

"Oh, and John, don't actually tell him that, he has no right to hear it."

He knows Price well enough to know that he's sighing right now, but he's too far to hear it.

"What did you even teach me?" He asks in a jokingly tired voice.

Nik grins back at him. "You'll have to look it up, зай��ик."

#cod mw #captain john price #cod nikolai #nikprice #prikolai #nikolai just has the kindest eyes ever they look like a baby cow's eyes #and he has a very nice smile #i love him #anyway #i'll go back to ghostsoap content in a bit i swear lmao i also have a ghostsoaproach thingy in the works because bug boy needs love #also i've checked on ao3 and the number of nikprice fics is horrifyingly low that's a crime #and yeah i gave price a praising kink it wasn't on purpose but i think he deserves it #i think he'd be a mess if nik held him and praised him for all he's done and he couldn't escape the kind words and just had to soak them in #cause i don't think anyone except his gay bestie laswell regularly tells him he does a good job #like gaz and soap and even ghost are all looking up at him with stars in their eyes and they definitely think he does a good job #but they don't directly tell him even if he does know they think that #& tbh if nik looked at me with his kind eyes and told me kind things i'd cry imagine if he does that to someone he loves and who loves him #qsjfqiohgqksjfqo #if you want to know who in these games i think has a praise kink i can tell you #alex for sure i'm convinced he was flustered during all his missions in mw 2019 (also has a calling people sir/ma'am in the bedroom kink) #price apparently but only if it's by someone he considers an equal in rank and experience #bc then he'd know the person knows what they're talking about and isn't just talking nonsense #soap but he needs to be made to feel like he deserves it or he just cries because he has *issues* #ghost sometimes when everything gets too loud; but he generally prefers to give praise than receive it bc it can feel too raw #i think rudy has a giving praise kink tho like alejandro is pretty normal about praise but rudy loves drowning him in it until he's soo red

[expectiations]

River Song returns from the dead  - News - Big Finish

#SCREAMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH #WE'RE GETTING A POST-LIBRARY RIVER #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH #but would this mean she's not gonna appear on the tv show? :( #river song #professor river song #post-library river song #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #alex kingston #miss ma'am i love you and your outfit is fantastic but what in the name of sanity is going on with your hair #big finish news #river song news #big finish audios #the death and life of river song #if you can't tell i'm excited for this i might as well come out of your screen and shake you

[drownedbrat]

girls who can effortlessly hold me down with their body weight 🥰 girls who can pin me down with their thighs and ride my face til i'm about to pass out 🥰 girls who can manhandle me, pick me up, put me wherever they want me and hold me there however hard i struggle 🥰 girls who can sit me on their lap and have me grind against their thigh til i'm a needy, whining mess 🥰 girls 🥰

#queer nsft #t4t nsft #this girl picked me up the other day as a joke and um. ma'am hello. i'm in love with you now 😳😳😳

[silusvesuius]

dis doesn't happen often and iirc only happened like, 3 times, but PSA if you're gonna be saying something under my stuff or in my inbox don't send me no shit saying i'm insane or that i have something wrong with my head Bro .. all i do is post art and run my mouth about fictional characters. ik some people on here don't have tact or manners but do better

#text #i'm usually ok w/ playful 'rudeness' from people but sometimes you gotta pack it up and not say anything #a while back someone said smth like that on anon and had the Gall to add an 'i love you' at the end like Ok so is this a compliment to u..? #i don't even know u ma'am

[hanksthompson]

“Okay, boys, I'm gonna have to stop you right there. As much as I'm enjoying your charming machismo, the moment we step onto the shooting range, we're playing by my rules, okay? And what I say goes. Got it?”

Brenda Song as Kaitlyn Ka in The Quarry

#the quarry #kaitlyn ka #kaitlyn the quarry #brenda song #the quarry gifs #i'm in love with her! #when i tell you i died the minute i found out brenda song was in this game i knew i had to play her in the couch co-op game #only a little awkward because i also picked dylan but it's fine #spare hand in marriage ma'am <3 #flora's gifs

[rosyhue-nightss]

She trying to kill her girlfriend's best friend was kinda hot ngl

#ma'am kill whoever you want please I'm too busy looking at you to care #annabel lee nevermore #webtoon #gl #girls love

[theinfinitedivides]

'why did you do this?' 'there's someone i have to protect in my heart.' LEE HAE F*CKING RYEON WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

#tv: the worst of evil #the worst of evil #ji chang wook #bibi #kdrama #local gay watches TWOE (and ships everyone within sight).txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #that's what he told her when she asked him why he did these things after the hallway bloodbath and now she is saying it #after her own. they have come this far and she knows everything about him that she does not wish to and she loves him and she #kills for him. he has let her go so she must let him go too when i tell you i lost it #like ma'am ty for your service in disposing of f*ckass detective but did you have to wreck me like that #half an hour left you're telling me i'm just going to keep getting steamrolled from here #there's no way Seung Ho is coming out of this fully intact upstairs. like he will have some sh*t knocked off the shelves fr fr