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#ma’am this is a wendy’s
caliphoria17 · 8 months
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HOLY MOTHER OF—
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toxxictrait · 5 months
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when you kiss someone, do you do it because you want to kiss them or you feel as though they deserve to be kissed, soothed. does the fulfilment of their needs and desire also constitute your own need and desire. is it mere hunger or an act of worship
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glttr-bby · 3 months
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Um, yes, hi! I would like one hand around my throat please.
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hi-im-august · 3 months
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If you out here listening to the song Landslide by Stevie Nicks in your late twenties and it triggers an existential crisis and crying spell MAKE SOME NOIIIISE 🙃
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radio-charlie · 1 year
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A fucking frog just walked over and jumped right inside my farm shoe
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eoieopda · 1 year
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* walks into your office in a crisp black suit, heels clicking against the floor, and presses my palms firmly onto desk while i lean down to look at you * when i said you are an extraordinary attorney, i meant it. take the compliment.
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filthforfriends · 2 years
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Why are you once again suggesting that Damiano isn't straight? Getting a hard on because of Ethan's chest? Seriously? Hasn't he stated several times that he's straight?
It seems you are lost. Perhaps this is what you’re looking for?
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paladinmassiveass · 1 year
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gohoubi · 2 years
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What if dogs lick us because they know there are bones underneath our skin?
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sleepysnailart · 2 years
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SIDENOTE CAROL’S TERRORISING A CHILD
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imonabitchparade · 3 months
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Is this Jazzy Jeffrey character a serious flirt or is it just me?
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shinylights · 1 year
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louis is that girl who will be showing off his finger/knuckle tattoos without being asked
louis: yeah they’re new
person a: i…. i just wanted that napkin
louis: i just got them
person b: im just trying to buy a bottle of water, sir.
louis: the triangle has a dot above it
cashier: …..your change, sir
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birdstooth · 1 year
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Bring a knife to a gun fight?
More like, bring your 2 guns (💪💪) to Wendy’s in case they get your order wrong 😭😭😭
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(This is for something else not Wendy’s related but if Wendy’s wants to reach out and sponsor me I wouldn’t not say yes…)
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the-houseryn · 2 years
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I hate when people call me highly intelligent. Cuz it’s like ma’am, this isn’t high intellect. This is an eclectic assortment of facts gathered by a traumatized autistic with a memory system as holey as Swiss cheese. I couldn’t repeat the same fact back to you the next day, let alone use it productively, unless you found the same trigger switch
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o-wise-corvid · 2 years
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O_o MA’AM YOU JUST HANDED ME A MEW?!
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