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taterdraws · 2 days
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tiny charlie has my whole heart btw. if you even care.
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dirtgrubber · 1 day
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from my new favorite scene in my favorite fanfic by @morningstarwrites
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angelltheninth · 3 days
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NSFW request idea- I bet it really turns Lucifer on when his lover calls him “my king,” and “your majesty.” Things like how strong he is, how fearless, how beautiful. He has such a praise kink —and he loves showing you why you praise him in the first place.
Would this be a royalty kink? Is that a thing?
Pairing: Lucifer Morningstar x Fem!Reader
Tags: nsfw, smut, royalty kink, praise kink, worship, throne sex, cock riding, demon form!Lucifer
A/N: I love him so, so much, I would tell him every day.
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This man never hides his pride or stops bragging about himself
He used to be more humble before you started dating but now he's trying to impress you all the time
Wants to make you feel good since your praise boosts his ego and sense of pride
Is there any other man whose cock you can ride in the throne room, no there isn't
Fucking in the throne room has always been a favorite location of his
Normally you wouldn't guess he's royalty to he has to remind you every now and then
Rarely ever sits on his throne anymore if you're not with him
There's a really big window at each side so it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility for you to be seen
He wouldn't let anyone badmouth you, no one wants to face Lucifer's wrath
Keeps you firmly sat on top of him with his tail tugging you closer and can use his wings to hide you from view if you get shy
But he doesn't think you will, you're too horny for shyness
You love teasing him by calling him King, Royal Highness, Majesty and then telling him to stop moving all together so your pussy can get used to the feeling of having his whole cock inside you
Unfair, that you're using his praise kink while also telling him not to move
How else is he supposed to make his woman feel good
No, he won't keep still, his pride won't allow him to let you do all the work
If he can't make you come then he will flip your positions and you'll be the one on the bottom
The throne if a bit uncomfortable but if he can endure it then so can you
At the perfect height for you to nibble on the rough base of his horns
Remembered to lock the door this time, he doesn't want any more incidents like the last one from which he still can't look some of his fellow Deadly Sins in the eyes
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thysthism · 2 days
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lil gift for y'all since you liked the last piece i made of lucifer a lot! i appreciate it ;p <3
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slutifer · 2 days
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Solomon: mc isn’t feeling well, so how ‘bout i take over their cooking duty tonight?
Lucifer: is that a fuckin’ threat
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Olive Garden: Chaggie
Lilith: Now, Charlie, dear, how did you come about finding this.... girlfriend... of yours?
Charlie: (holds Vaggie's hand excitedly on the dinner table) I found her by a dumpster!
Lucifer: (chokes on his tea)
Lilith: ......I see....
Charlie: Mm-hmm! She was pretty banged up, but she let me take care of her. She was the first person to ever accept my help~
Vaggie: I still don't understand how. Your charm is very infectious.
Lucifer: (puppy eyes) Awwww~
Lilith: .......and how does the size difference work for you two?
Charlie: Uh.... the same way it worked for you and Dad??? I don't understand....
Lilith: Your father is an archangel devil with super strength and stamina. That- (Points at Vaggie) -is a pipsqueak angel with the anger issues of a chihuahua.
Lucifer: (eyes widen, and he slinks down into his seat to avoid the ensuing battle)
Charlie: (gasps and gives a very adorable pissed off scowl) Excuse you! Vaggie is NOT-
Vaggie: I got this, babe. (To Lilith) First off, I am deceptively strong for my size, just like your ex-husband. Second, I don't hear Charlie complaining about my physical capabilities when I'm tossing her ass around the bedroom like she's an Olive Garden salad. Finally, Fuck You! We make things work and are willing to put in the effort to overcome anything!
Charlie: (blushing at the Olive Garden salad comment)
Lilith: (slightly shocked) ............
Vaggie: ...........
Lilith: (sips her tea) You may continue dating my daughter.
Vaggie: I wasn't looking for your approval, but thank you.
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pixellilac · 1 day
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Them ❤️🖤
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LUCIFER MY BELOVED <3 <3
I love pregnant reader/Lucifer stuff, could I maybe request some domestic fluffy dad-to-be Luci pls?
A/n: Dad!Lucifer 👏
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"Are you sure you are okay?" Lucifer hovered over you as you were relaxing in your chair.
Letting out a soft laugh, you sighed as you placed your hand on your belly letting your eyes drift closed for a moment. "I'm fine Luci, you need to stop worrying so much."
Lips quivering, Lucifer knelt beside you as he rested his cheek on your belly. "Darling...I have too." Giving you a pout he then placed a kiss to your wrist smiling up at you. "You are a goddess, you needed to be treated as such."
Letting out a yawn, you let your body relax into the seat as he started to message whatever ached. Your eyes drifting close. "Fine." You muttered giving him a teasing smile letting your fingers caress his cheeks, Lucifer arching into your touch.
"I cannot wait to meet you." Lucifer muttered placing another kiss to your belly. "You are very loved...you have your mommy and daddy....you have your big sister Charlie and Auntie Vaggie." Closing his eyes the King of Hell clutched the fabric of your dress as he blinked away a few tears.
"I promise I will be a good father."
"You don't have to promise Lucifer, because you already are."
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himitsu-png · 16 hours
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"Who Framed The King of Hell" I guess I'm planning on making some more simple arts with references to this movie Lucifer didn't have to change anything in his design to be a silly character, huh
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zeropro · 2 days
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nightmare
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cheshirebitch · 2 days
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ℕ𝕠𝕥 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕆𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕤
(Alastor x Angel Dust’s Sister!Reader) pt. 2
It really has been a long time, huh?
( previous ) -> ( next )
I have never seen Anthony look at me like that, as though I’m the villain destroying his life. But, last I checked, he was the one going by the real villain that actually did take his life. It was purely distasteful with his choice of name, let alone the fact that was his porno name. What was so wrong with his actual name?
“Listen toots, I didn’t want to ask you for help. We didn’t have any other choice.” The venom spat back at me made my eyes narrow at him. What the fuck is his problem? All of this attitude is not how Anthony would talk to me. It felt like this whole new persona was taking over who he really is. I wanted to rip him apart, but not in front of these people. I can’t let everyone know my weaknesses, even if they pretty much all knew tiny parts.
“I get that. So I’ll ask again, what did you need help with?” I seethed through my teeth, feeling the watching eyes of all his friends. I only tensed up at my own attitude when I remembered Alastor and Lucifer were here too. I rolled my eyes closed and took a deep breath in and out before having an eerily calm aura surrounding me. Knowing I wasn’t going to get an answer out of the pissed off porn star brother, I looked towards Charlie. I could tell I made her nervous, shivers running down her spine before she straightened herself out and answered me.
“Well, I’m sure you’ve heard that we- uh-“ She glanced back at Lucifer who was wide eyed back, shrugging slightly as a response.
“That you,” pointing at Niffty with a smug smile, “killed the great and Holy Adam? Yeah, hard to miss when it’s being broadcasted on every device in hell.” I crossed my arms, smiling. It was really amusing to see Lucifer step in with his slip up of phrasing. Alastor also put on a good show by standing against Adam. I never expected him to actually take on such a powerful Heaven icon.
“Yeah, well, we need help with reinforcement in case the angels decide to retaliate.” She nervously fidgeted with her fingers, Lucifer watching me with anticipation. They all were, really. I was honored they considered me for help against heaven. Pretending to be debating it, I took long strides between Lucifer and Alastor.
“With all things considered, that’s a lot of my members being potentially killed for you. What do you have to offer me to make it worthwhile?” My hand started to glow pink, flexing my fingers and watching Charlie. Lucifer couldn’t make a deal with me or that’ll make more problems, only leaving Charlie and Alastor. Not like Luci would ever make the trust between us obvious. It would be a poor move if he wants to keep his weaknesses unknown. Alastor would rather drop dead than to be on a leash of someone else, though I have a sneaky suspicion it’s because he’s already on a leash. I should ask him about it next time we have one of our talks. Also, I already knew what they were going to sell to me but I can’t just make an assumption with it.
“We will make sure Angel Dust gets redeemed.” My eyes light up pink, turning around to look at Alastor. He held his hand out casually, opposite of how Charlie held hers against her chest. What a bland, and predictable, deal offer.
“Alastor, baby, I already knew that. We both knew that.” I winked at him. “So, what else?” His smile strained, despite it appearing to become more entertained. I read him like a book. It wasn’t very hard since he loves to hide behind a smile, saying it made things more intimidating. I’d like to think it’s more so the idea of being able to bottle those emotions he loves to hide.
“What else? Darling, I think it’s more than reasonable for that to be a big deal.” He smiled his sharp teeth, my eyes watched them carefully. A sneaky feeling crawling up my spine as my eyes stuck like a magnet to him. That’s when Lucifer pushed Alastor’s arm down, rolling his sleeves up, walking towards me. He stuck his hand outstretched towards me, trying to intimidate me with a hard stare. I just smiled in response, awaiting for his deal. I guess they really are desperate if Luci won’t even let Alastor and I pretend to hash out this deal. It was already mutually understood what he was going to offer was more than just that. He was just toying with the rest.
“We will get your brother into heaven, and you.” My smile froze on my face. I couldn’t get into Heaven. No matter how hard any of us tries, I’ll always be stuck here in hell. That fate was sealed long ago. My hands have been permanently stained red and black from how many lives I selfishly took after the death of my two siblings. My hands crossed tightly behind my back as I pondered harder over what he was promising.
I don’t think I want to go to Heaven. I couldn’t place why but something small was trying to tug me to decide to stay in hell.
Something small. The idea of being in heaven with my two younger siblings was bigger. Hell, maybe even the forgotten sibling will be there too.
“Can you even make deals, Luci?” I purred out the nickname in a taunting manner, giving a small moment of silence between us. Since he wanted to air out dirty laundry, I’ll give more hints to how close we actually are. But, he definitely didn’t think he could make a deal either. Charlie tried reasoning with him while Alastor watched from the sidelines, an odd look in his eyes. They flickered to Lucifer before narrowing with displeasure. I guess someone doesn’t like sharing friends.
“I guess we will see, won’t we La Morte.” He was struggling to remain professional. Neither of us wanted to act like this. This was all just a show for our professional standpoints, but I hated it. I’ve had to act professional and put together all my life, no matter how hard I fought against my father to create a life for myself and my siblings who wanted out. That’s all any of us wanted. Lucifer was a good guy despite the title he carries. His daughter is also an amazing girl. I would have agreed to do this either way. But, too many eyes were watching in this moment, too many windows and vulnerability to be spotted for our soft realities of each other. My hand gripped his as pink and gold clashed together.
“You got a deal, Satan.” My smile turned poisonous as I gripped his hand. My magic branded his palm with a pink heart, healing itself just as quickly into a scar. I felt the searing pain of a tally mark etch into my back, ignoring the feeling and refusing to let it slip out that it even happened.
“Anyways, enough with the professional talk. If we are going to be a team, call me by my name. I’m (Y/n).” Whether they could tell or not, my smile was genuine when I reached to shake hands with Charlie, Lucifer still rubbing his hand where the heart was branded onto him. Alastor watched heavily, something else pulling the weight of his stare on me. There’s no way he knows about the reciprocating brand mark. What can he notice that I don’t have hidden?
“Your name is really beautiful! I’m glad I don’t have to call you Death every time I refer to you now.” Charlie smiled genuinely back. Trying his best to make it sound like he has never called me by my name before. My eyes raked over his figure, understanding it’s a secret he wants to keep.
“Well of course, any friend of Anth- I mean Angel Dust, is a friend of mine.” The sibling sense kicked in before I even had to turn around. Anthony just rolled his eyes at me. Quick movements led to my shoe being thrown at Anthony’s head, smacking him hard enough in the face to send him backwards.
“Che cazzo!” (What the fuck!) My head snapped 180 with my body facing Charlie still. Through a clenched jaw and wide wild eyes, I lectured Anthony under my breath.
“Schialla, stronzo.” (Chill out, Asshole.) He immediately stopped, slouching against the wall. Anthony muttered under his breath but at least it wasn’t as disrespectful and obvious. Husk found it amusing enough to stifle a laugh with Vaggie.
“So, what’s the war plans?” I beamed, excited to get murderous for a good cause. Those exorcists killed a lot of my people, pissing off my whole team and myself tremendously. That was our family they were murdering brutally, just so they could have their sick fun and somehow remain in the sky. That was something Charlie and I could get along with.
“About that…” Lucifer awkwardly smiled. You’ve got to be joking. They have nothing? My eyes glanced at Alastor, who was still staring at me. I narrowed my eyes on him, silently asking “you serious right now?” to which he looked amused and shrugged. Bastardo, it’s your skin also being risked here.
“Okay, what do I have to work with here?” Charlie reappeared with a stack of papers and dropped them into my hands. I blinked a couple times, gazing through the words scribbled on the papers. These were lousy attempts at battle plans or any sort of war plans.
“I’ll revise these and have them back to you soon. I do request to have somewhere nearby for me to stay, along with my members. Fifteen minutes away isn’t a good distance, doll.” Observing Charlie’s timid behavior. Lucifer peered behind his daughter, gauging my reaction to everything. I had my work cut out for me but any excuse to be involved in Anthony’s life again was something I was willing to risk everything for.
“Consider it done. Let’s take a stroll so I can show you where it’s at.” Lucifer snapped his fingers and excitedly held his arm out for me to take to walk with him. He was always trying his best to put on a front, but I know he’s still struggling. I mean we still meet and talk about ways for him to mend the broken relationship with Charlie. But, it feels like another negative energy was coming from where my other ally stood. When I turned to Alastor, his eyes were still locked onto my figure, wide and slightly terrifying. The look alone ran a chill down my spine. Why did it feel more exciting than terrifying?
“You coming?” Lucifer glanced backwards towards me, forcing me to peel my eyes away from the enticing ruby set still locked on me. Instead, my eyes met the pale yellow and glowing red set. The tension felt high, pushing me to leave immediately.
“Yeah, of course. Just taking the place in since I’ll be staying here, and potentially dying here.” I laughed sadistically as Lucifer frowned and elbowed me.
“Not funny. There is no way myself, or any of us, will let something happen to you. Unless you get redeemed, too.” He winked trying to sell the confidence he could get me into heaven with my brother. I doubt it, but no harm in trying.
Following down the hall, around back, there was a warehouse building directly behind it. It mirrored the looks of my warehouses that have been distributed in my territories. I could easily move a little over half of my people within this building, comfortably. The smile slowly dragged across my face before I could stop it. Lucifer was smiling back at me, satisfied.
“Che bello…” (How beautiful…) My whole body relaxed, feeling almost unnatural. I didn’t know how to handle how I was feeling at all. All this weight that’s been pushing down on my shoulders just lifted enough for me to breathe, to relax. No one has ever done something this tremendous for me. I could feel tears brimming my eyes, ripping me out of that relaxed feeling. Instead, it was replaced with a sense of dread and need to feel that relaxed again. Lucifer was smiling softly, hand snaked around my waist as he waited.
“You want to go see the inside, (Y/n).” A small smile remained as I allowed his arm to remain, feeling natural and familiar, but so wrong.
“We can’t keep doing this, Angel. We both know that!” Lucifer was having one of his episodes again. The thoughts of Lilith coming back any second, just to see him fucking some other girl and actually leave him type of thoughts. Not that I could ever understand what he’s going through and show sympathy, but rather I’m getting tired of fixing what I didn’t break.
“Listen, Luci, I know.” He stopped. In the poorly lit room, I could see his eyes glowing and a faint outline of his body shape standing on the opposite side of the bed. He knows what’s coming.
“What do you mean?” His eyes pierced mine. A hard stare swimming with all sorts of emotions. Panic was in the center of the tornado.
“Luci, we can’t keep having the same conversation every other day.” I sighed as he remained frozen in fear. One wrong move and I can destroy everything.
“I know you still love her. Nothing could ever change that. You have spent all of eternity together, created a beautiful daughter, ruled over hell. It’s not something you can just fix in seven years, and I never expected you to.” His eye twitched as his black hands started to curl in, making fists. I watched carefully how his breathing was now heavier. I didn’t want to make a bigger mess but I can’t mindlessly try and heal him again, no matter how badly I wanted to.
“What I did expect was some sort of progress to prove that you were learning to let go and love me.” It felt selfish how I was wording it, but my own abandonment issues were strangling me. It hurt to breathe and my vision was blurring. He huffed out, about to deny everything I’m saying.
“I know you love me, but not as much as Lilith.” My eyes froze on Lucifer in panic. Merda. (Shit.) I said her name.
“Don’t you ever say her name. Especially not like that. If she loved me, she wouldn’t have disappeared, abandoned me or Charlie. You don’t know anything.” I knew he didn’t mean it at the moment but my mom taught me one thing, never let a man tell you twice he doesn’t want you.
“It’s over, Lucifer.” I moved slowly to the door, refusing to turn my back to him and his eerie glowing eyes in the dark room, shutting the door quietly and carefully behind me.
During my walk back, it felt like a walk of shame. Opening and closing my door as quietly as possible to my office, sliding my back down the door. There is where I sobbed for hours, grieving a relationship where I actually felt loved, relaxed, and free from the impact my father has held on me all my life. This is where I vowed to never allow myself to get emotionally attached again.
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harleehazbinfics · 18 hours
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Kiss me in the Morning
a Lucifer x reader (fluff) fanfiction
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"(Y/n)~"
You grunt and nuzzled your head deeper into your husband's chest, trying to block out his calls.
"You have to wake up, love," he chuckles breathlessly against your ears then giving your hair a peck.
"Noooo~," you whined with sleep in your voice as you cuddled with him. Not happy with being pulled from your sleep, "Let's go back to sleep, Luci."
He chuckles at your cuteness and pecks your nose which you scrunch. Which only makes him pepper your face with more kisses.
You giggle and press your palm against his lips to stop his kisses on your skin, "Luci, that tickles!"
He obliges then takes your hand and presses it against his chest. He then rolls on top of you, his bare body pressing against yours.
He dips his head, nuzzling your noses together. While your hands rest on his cheeks in delight at the affection Lucifer showered you in.
"I love you so much, (y/n)," he whispers so sincerely it made your heart melt.
You give him a smile and encircle your arms around his neck, giving him a hug.
"I love you too, Luci," you reply, your cheek brushing against his fluffy golden locks.
Both of you cherish the warm and wholesome atmosphere for a long while. Before Lucifer heard you snore once again, making him sigh affectionately.
"A few hours in bed wouldn't hurt," he says under his breath while he looked at you adoringly while you slept so soundly below him.
So with a change in your positions. Now, you are on top of his chest. Clearly enjoying being just in his embrace. That and it felt lighter without his head on your boob.
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If you didn’t already do it, could you do Lucifer with an s/o who has trouble taking care of themselves simply because of motivation or forgetting to?
My ADHD ass really relates to this… And I'm not 100% sure if it's a good thing XD
Lucifer
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Lucifer would surely get gray hairs because of you.
Even if he understands that getting used to a new environment will take time.
And at first Lucifer would give you time.
But it wouldn't make your situation any easier.
You skip meals, you forget to be on time, your sleep rhythm is non-existent and so on.
He would try to ask what would be the reason for this.
The answer would be simple.
But wouldn't really satisfy him.
You would be too tired to take care of yourself or you simply forgot.
These are the moments when he regrets putting Mammon in charge of you.
This had to be changed.
And luckily you'd have Lucifer by your side.
He would make a schedule with you that you would try to follow.
Lucifer, you would also make sure you ate enough.
He would be strict with you.
But at the same time, it would give you space to get used to the change.
And Lucifer would have your lifestyle changed.
He would care about you a lot.
Although he doesn't always express it verbally.
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strawb3rrystar · 2 days
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i was wondering if i could request some hazbin characters x gn! reader headcanons where they comfort reader after their pet has died? my family just lost our dog so im in desperate need of some comfort rn
Hazbin hotel characters comforting you after the loss of a pet.
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Pairing: Charlie Morningstar, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Husk, Sir Pentious, Alastor, Lucifer Morningstar x GN! Reader
Warnings: Loss of a pet
Word count: 281
✰Masterlist
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When Charlie hears about your pet dying she'll immediately hunt you down to comfort you. Will make you one of those cheesy hand-made get better soon cards. She'll give you all the hugs imaginable.
Vaggie is less hands on than her girlfriend. When she finds out about the loss of your pet, she'll offer you her condolences. She might get wrapped into giving you a group hug with Charlie, though.
Angel Dust couldn't imagine losing Fat nuggets, so he feels extremely sympathetic. Like Vaggie, he'll offer his condolences and will get roped into the group hug. If you two are alone, he'll give you a tight squeeze and ask you to spend the night with Fat nuggets and him.
Husk is not exactly the kind and comforting cat he appears to be. Out of respect he'll offer you his condolences and goes along with the group hug. He'll refuse to give you any alcohol as a coping mechanism, and will give a wise ol' bartender speech.
Sir Pentious has an extreme amount of sympathy for your loss. Like Charlie, he'll give you all the hugs if you guys are close. And he'll take you for a day outing with his Egg bois.
Going to Alastor for comfort is a really bad idea. He's terrible at comforting people. In his own way he'll show some sympathy. And offer you his condolences. He might even suggest you hold a funeral for your pet.
Lucifer is gobsmacked when he hears the news. Will rush to be by your side when you need comfort. He'll give you all the hugs you could imagine. Will most likely surprise you with a new pet after some time.
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Star's notes -> I am so sorry for your loss anon! I hope your dog lived a long and happy life!
(Thank you, sweet anon, for requesting!) (Requests are open!)
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nunalastor · 2 days
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Alastor getting kidnapped eventually becomes a running joke in the hotel. First time it happened, there was plenty of panic. Even Lucifer, who didn't care much at all for the Overlord at that point in time, couldn't help but worry about whatever torture Alastor's captors must be subjecting him to. Charlie was so broken over Sir Pentious's loss, she can't go through that again. Only Husk is unconcerned, rolling his eyes at everyone's antics.
Finally they're able to track down the kidnapper and make a plan to rescue him. Charlie's got her shield, Vaggie her angelic spear, Niffty's cackling and clutching her dagger. Angel's packing heat, Lucifer's ready to start incinerating things. And Husk, well, he's there. Rolling his eyes still.
They make it as far as the front door when a mass of black tentacles shoots out, smacking Lucifer to the ground. It's more shock than anything that keeps Lucifer from breaking free, and out strides Alastor, dripping with blood and appearing equally surprised to see Lucifer and everyone else. He cheerily laughs off everyone's concerns and suggests they all head back to the hotel for a well-deserved meal after a frankly exhausting day.
It's on the way back that Husk explains; Alastor gets kidnapped all the damn time. He lets it happen. It's like a game to him. If he were in genuine trouble he could have summoned Husk and Niffty at any time but he never does because he's more than capable of dealing with just about anyone who's stupid enough even to try taking him against his will. Angel Dust asks why Niffty looked so worried then and Husk just shrugs and says she always is, no matter how many times Alastor proves he doesn't need it.
There's still some worrying the next few times Alastor is kidnapped, and although she doesn't rally the whole crew for a rescue, Charlie still tracks down Alastor's kidnappers each time, just in case. But over time it becomes an ongoing joke, and Angel Dust suggests that it's probably also a form of stress relief for Alastor, since it affords him an opportunity to go all out with his powers against opponents who instigate fights away from the hotel. Added bonus: Alastor nearly always cooks when he comes back.
NORMAL MEAT! He's just in a good mood after slaughtering and so feels up to cooking for everyone!
Bonus RadioApple: No matter how many times he proves he doesn't need a rescue, however, Lucifer always goes, even long after Charlie's stopped. Because unlike the others, he's aware of the fact that Alastor's injured - Alastor refused to let Lucifer heal the wound, and short of holding Alastor down and forcing his healing on him, there's nothing Lucifer can do to change his mind - and he knows Alastor's putting on a strong front for the others. When Alastor asks why Lucifer even bothers at this point when Alastor's already shown he's perfectly capable of taking care of himself, Lucifer just shrugs and says that he doesn't want the one time he doesn't show up to turn out to be the one time he ends up being needed. He's gotten used to Alastor's presence in the hotel at this point. He'd be... bothered if Alastor didn't come back.
Alastor's not quite sure what to say to this, other than he's grown 'used to' Lucifer's presence as well.
👀
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tanema123 · 2 days
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Duck vs horses, special edition
Saw a post by this person @goldenamaranthe-blog
Now you got it, lol.
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