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#lwa incorrect quotes
orical-astrology · 5 months
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Akko: Do you want to know your gay name?
Diana: My... My gay name..?
Akko: Yeah, it's your first name-
Diana: Oh, haha... Hilari-
Akko: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Diana: Oh- oh my...
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cartooniack1994 · 1 year
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Diana (talking about Akko): She can be so stupid, which I love -- I mean hate! In any case, she needs you right now, which is sweet -- I mean, I hate it, and it's dumb!
Lotte: ...
Sucy: You lost me.
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Lwa Incorrect Quotes
Akko: fun fact gay means happy
Diana: So I'm straight today
Akko: but I thought you were a lesbian...
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akemitime · 1 year
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gupdoo3 · 1 year
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Akko: I've accidentally eaten a post-it note before; it was on my sandwich!
Amanda: Sorry, Akko, say that again?
Akko: [feebly] ....Nothing.
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hedgestrade · 2 years
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Diana: Honey, why are you sitting on our table? Akko: i’m an independent woman, i love who i am. I can do whatever i please whenever i please! Diana: ... Diana: Where’s the spider? Akko: under the bed
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lwa-but-gay · 9 months
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Amanda: What do you think is wrong with Diana?
Akko: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of parental figures, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety.
Diana: I'm right here.
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wileycap · 6 months
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AKKO: [dramatic gasp] What!? Why did you never tell me you were gay!?
DIANA: ...
AKKO: What is it? You didn't feel comfortable coming out to me?
DIANA: ...
AKKO: I mean I get it, I can be a lot, y'know, it's cool, I respect your space... Still, it hurts a little... I thought we were close and all...
DIANA: ... We've been married for fifteen years.
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moon-muffin · 21 days
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Amanda: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Akko. Break out the L-word.
Akko: Lesbian?
Amanda: Exactly.
*Later*
Akko: Diana, I'm in lesbians with you.
Diana: 😳
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yaboirezzy · 4 months
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Akko: Why? Just because something completely out of the ordinary happens doesn’t mean I automatically have something to do with it
Diana: Did you have something to do with it?
Akko:...Yes
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Akko: THREE WEEKS.
Lotte: What is she talking about?
Diana: Don't worry about it.
Akko: For three weeks, you watched me water a plastic plant!
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orical-astrology · 1 year
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*Before Diana and Akko dated*
Akko taking off Diana's sleeping mask: Morning
Diana waking up confused: Huh..?
Akko: How'd you sleep last night?
Diana freaking out and pushing Akko outta her bed: What the bloody hell!?
Akko: Hey ow!
Diana: What on earth are you doing in my bed Akko!? You were supposed to sleep on the blow up mattress on the floor!
Akko looking at the mattress then back to Diana: I had a nightmare
Diana: You had a nightmare-!? Is your intellect like an infant!?
Akko: Listen, I needed to be comfortable! Plus, I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the ground and you sleeping up there!
Diana: Ah yes, how high and mighty I am up on my twin xL.
Akko: Diana that's not what I meant!
Diana: Silence in the presence of your queen! Who sleeps a lofty 12 1/2 inches above the ground!
Akko: Listen, I am not ashamed Diana! I slept quite comfy in your bed and I'm sure you did too
Diana: Right...
Akko: Y'know what? I wanna know! How'd you sleep last night?
Diana:
Diana: That was the best I've slept in months..
Akko does a dramatic gasp: The queen slept comfortably with a peasant in her bed!
Diana: I didn't give you permission Akko!
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dailydianakko · 1 year
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Diana: Aunt Daryl, this is my girlfriend, Akko
Akko: Hi Mrs. Cavendish, it’s nice to meet you!
Daryl: You couldn’t find anyone better?
Diana: Don’t say that, I love her and-
Daryl: I was talking to Akko
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Akko: All my girlfriend does is treat me like shit!
Lotte: What happened?
Amanda: I didn’t make her a bowl of cereal.
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akemitime · 1 year
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Barbara: Hannah, don't you think Diana needs a break, like Finnelan is giving her so much more responsibilities, you think we should talk to her?
Hannah: Don't worry Barbs ,after all she is the most competent student in the academy and if she needs help she will ask us
Diana *mixing monster and red bull in her tea pot and put the mix in a cup*
Diana*drinks it* I'm gonna fuc**** die
...
Barbara: Hannah, ¿no crees que Diana necesita un descanso?, Finnelan le está poniendo demasiadas responsabilidades, ¿Crees que deberíamos hablar con ella?
Hannah: No te preocupes Barbs, Diana es la estudiante más competente de está escuela y si necesita ayuda nos la va a pedir
Diana*mezclando monster y red bull en la tetera para luego meter la mezcla en un tacita*
Diana*se lo bebe*: La ver** me trajo y la ver** me va a llevar.
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lwabutifuckeditup · 1 year
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I feel like my heart is about to explode because I put Red Bull in my tea and then I drank the Red Bull tea and now I’m gonna fucking die
-Diana Cavendish 2023
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