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whowantslovergirl · 1 year

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hey! can i request a jj x reader where shes like really good at fighting and he finds this out when she gets into a fight with a dude who keeps making hella rude remarks towards jj

An: Y’all just have all the good ideas 😍 but ofc you can my lover 🤍 i always wanted to see a fighter reader fr and this dude screams topper flopper 😍but i hope you enjoy my lover 🤍

Say that again, I dare you

JJ Maybank x reader (reader is female with she/her pronouns)

warnings: established relationship, cursing, yelling, fighting, screaming, misogyny (girls cant fight bullshit), talks about JJs dad, reader being a badass and a hothead, topper (yes he needs a warning) and i think that’s it let me know if I forgot anything hope you enjoy my lovers 🤍 outer banks masterlist

Summary: Topper says dumb shit about JJ and that doesn’t sit right with Y/N

posted:March 25,2023

“I’m so bored Kie.” You said rolling your eyes. She smiled while taking a swig of whatever is in her cup. “Don’t be like that, you were just dancing.” She laughed. “That was only because S&M came on, you know I like that song.” You pointed your finger at her. She nodded. “Along with Rude boy, Sex talk, Freak, LoveGame, Obsessed and- .” You cut her off. “Those are all good songs Kie!” She laughed at your outburst then her smiled dropped. “What? What are you looking at?” She pointed behind you and you saw ‘Topper the flopper’ as you call him. You groaned and rolled your eyes. “I don’t have time for his antics. I’m just going to dance to Kali Uchis.”

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As you are dancing to your wife Kali, you feel eyes on you. You try to sneak a glance at whoever is looking at you. And it’s no surprise that Topper ‘sarahless’ the flopper is looking at you. You are really convinced that he’s obsessed at this point. You walk over to Kie to tell that Topper ‘long John ass’ the flopper is staring. She just tells you to ignore it.

Then in the corner of your eye you see him walk behind you guys. “I will never understand how someone like JJ got with someone like Y/N.” What the fuck. You look at Kie with wide eyes. She gives you a ‘don’t even’ look back.

“I don’t know it’s just that it doesn’t add up I just don’t understand why she would go for a lowlife pogue like JJ ‘put a gun to my head’ Maybank.” His friends who don’t even know JJ started laughing. When you were about to say something Kie grabbed your arm. “Are you really going to feed into his bullshit? He’s bored and trying to get a reaction. Just walk away.” You just nodded and went to walk to the bathroom to calm down.

But he just had to say something.

“Y/N! How’s JJ in bed? I mean does pulls guns and shit?” He says while smiling. You stop and turn around. “Excuse me?” What the hell is wrong with him. “It’s just a question.”

“Well Topper you need to get the fuck over it. You almost killed somebody that night and it happened like months ago! Just chill the fuck out!” You said already angry at the comments he said before.

Then he went in for the kill.

“I saw the bruises he got. I’m stared to like Mr. Luke Maybank.” At this point everyone is gather around wanting to see you hit your breaking point. You went up to his face. “Say that again, I dare you Topper.”

“Well I said I’m starting to like Mr. Luke Maybank.” He saw the look on my face. “What? Are you going to fight me or something?”

“You don’t think I can beat your ass Topper?” You said with a sarcastic tone. He laughed in your face. “Oh because you have penis you can fight so well huh?” He shrugged. “Well girls can’t really fight so yeah I think I can fight better.” You widened your eyes while smiling. “Oh you hear that everyone?” You say while looking around. “I can’t fight because I’m just a fragile little girl?” You look back at him.

“Take this as lesson next time you wanna talk about my boyfriend Topper.”

Your fist connects with his jaw. He tumbles back, trying to hit you back but you dodge it and you punch him even harder. He falls to the ground and you get on top of him and start hitting him with more power than the punch before.

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“Beat his ass!”

“Get up Top!”

“Fuck that misogynist asshole up Y/N!”

Kie heard cheering and screaming. She went up to one of the girls and asked what’s going on. “Y/N is beating Toppers ass right now!” Her eyes widened and she went to find the boys.

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Topper only got you once and it kinda hurt but your still beating his ass.

Everyone is obviously surprised on how little female you is beating someone like Topper up.

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“JJ! JJ! John B!” Kie went outside screaming. “What happened Kie?” JJ asked hearing his friend screaming his name. “Y/N is fighting Topper!” They all laughed. “The fuck are you laughing at! I’m being serious guys! One of you guys gotta stop her before she kills him!” She exclaimed. Now JJ knew this wasn’t a joke.

His eyes widened and he rushed inside to see a huge crowd. Shoving everyone out of his way he sees his girlfriend on top of a bleeding Topper. He grabs you with all his strength and you are trying your hardest to get out of his arms.

“Let go of me!” He shakes his head. “Can’t do that babe.” Your still struggling to get out of his restraints. “That’s why Sarah doesn’t want your bitch ass!” He laughed at that but dragged you all the way outside.

“As hot as that was. What the fuck happened?!” You told him everything that happened. He just looked at you.

“What Jay?” You see him staring at you. “I wanna fuck you so bad right now. I’ve never loved you more baby.” You just rolled your eyes playfully. “Shut up”

“It’s true though!” You laughed. “Where did you learn how to fight anyway?” “My dad.”

He just smiled. “Well let’s go before the cops come.” You intertwined your hand with his and walked to your house.

Let’s just say you didn’t go to sleep that night.

An: AHHHH this story kicked my ass (pun intended) I had to start all the way over because THE DAMN THING DIDNT SAVE 😍 but hope you enjoyed this. Again constructive criticism helps. Until I post again my lovers 🤍

#jj maybank #jj maybank x reader #jj imagine #outer banks #outer banks x reader #kiara carrera #topper thornton #my lovers on top

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littlelord · 2 months

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the ASOIAF / HotD / GoT fandom does not talk about the Velaryons enough, (and i know y’all know why. work on that.) so let’s talk about them. I present:

Velaryon Appreciation Day 1:

Corlys Velaryon

The lack of recognition for Corlys is DISGRACEFUL in this fandom.. I genuinely didn’t know he was a main character until I watched the show this week.

So here are some reasons you should appreciate or at least recognize Corlys:

1. He loves his wife more than anyone on that show. Easily the best husband out of the lot.

2. Literally Rhaenys’ #1 fan

3. Puts aside his long-held ambition to have his blood on the throne when Rhaenys asks

4. Is one of the biggest supporters of Team Black

5. ..I’m not kidding, do y’all remember how he kept vying for Rhaenyra’s claim long after her death? Yeah

6. Dude got arrested and sentenced to death for plotting to unseat Aegon AFTER RHAENYRA WAS DEAD

7. Like instrumental to Team Black and Rhaenyra’s line succeeding the throne, especially post-dance

8. Some of the best hair in the series i mean COME. ON. :

the gold bands? that length??? outdid.

9. Some of the best outfits, especially among the men of HotD

10. He is THE Sea Snake, ruler of the seas!!!!!! Lord of the Tides, Master of Driftmark, Head of House Velaryon, and Princess Rhaenys’ husband (the final is obviously his best and most important title).

11. My dude is HARDY. Recovered from a near-fatal stab wound and intense fever at 70(ish) years old.

12. He is so sweet to Luke. Fights for him as heir to Driftmark despite knowing they are not blood related (“it was just so the Velaryon name stays on the throne!” so? he could’ve supported Vaemond’s claim but he chose to support Rhaenyra’s child, his grandchild)

(look at little Luke and his grandsire😞)

13. Driftmark is cool as fuck and he’s the Master of it so that’s another point to Corlys.

14. I said it once I’ll say it again: GILF.

15. (extra credit): Steve Toussaint (Corlys’ actor) seems to be a great guy. He’s funny, v entertaining in interviews, comes across so genuine, bffs with Eve Best (Rhaenys’ actress), and is a huge GoT nerd (seriously. he is the only one who can answer any questions about GoT in the interviews i’ve seen him in). And fun fact- as I was looking to see if he’s overtly problematic, I discovered that all of his twitter likes are just “human kindness” and funny animal videos.

And the worst thing is that if he looked like his pre-HotD fancast/fanon version, people would not shut up about him.

“He’s soo fine”

“I need a husband like him”

“We need to talk about him more.”

..and you know i’m right!

FINALLY:

I am not saying you have to like Corlys (especially if you do not fw any asoiaf men, which i deeply respect), but free him and House Velaryon from this double standard you hold them to.

Like I better not see anyone who appreciates, recognizes, or likes Daemon or Aemond or Criston or even Alicent talking about how Corlys is “too prideful,” “too ambitious,” because look the fuck around!!!!!!! who isn’t in this goddamn verse!!?!??!!! and also you know what?? if my beautiful amazing badass wife was denied her rightful throne, i’d be mad about it too!!!!! even after she said she was over it!!!

if you made it this far, i’m thoroughly impressed and even more grateful that you have heard me out in this Corlys Velaryon rant!

#house of the dragon #hotd #corlys velaryon #rhaenys x corlys #house velaryon #driftmark #asoiaf #game of thrones #hotd fandom #house velaryon get behind me #pro corlys velaryon #pro velaryon #pro house velaryon #clearly idk how to tag #velaryon appreciation #black history month #black characters #steve toussaint #the sea snake

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littledrummeraussie · 2 years

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surprise! on tour.

all the things we dream about series | series masterlist / masterlist.

Word count: 2225 Warnings: poly!Cashton. on tour. surprise visit. heavy flirting. small bit of public teasing. clothes sharing. dirty talk. masturbation. creampie and cumplay. blink-and-you’ll-miss-it anal play & breath play. they are basically sharing the girl. soft cuddles and aftercare moments. the whole thing. Author’s note: hello yes, I’m back on my bullshit, have another go at poly!Cashton and reader having hot and heavy sex at the hotel room on tour after not seeing each other for weeks. inspired by the picture above.

Feedback is always appreciated! ❤️

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“Okay, okay, one more!” Ryan grinned at Ashton and Calum as they posed in front of him, showing off their instruments. “You look badass!”

“You also have a nice ass,” the comment came from somewhere behind them, and their heads whipped in that direction, disbelief and surprise crossing their features. “Both of you.”

“No way you’re here!” Ashton exclaimed, a wide smile making his face light up while Calum laughed as well, not being able to take his eyes off of you.

It took a lot of planning and some help from the crew, but you finally had the chance to surprise your boyfriends on tour for a few days. The secret was so well kept that even Michael and Luke didn’t know about it until that morning; you didn’t want them to somehow spill it for Ash and Cal before the time came. They pretended to be hurt, claiming they would never, but then a second later they both agreed that okay, maybe it happened before.

Ryan was texting you all day long, keeping an eye on the guys so he could find the perfect spot and moment to arrange the big meeting, which he also planned on capturing. Looking back later you just knew you all will cherish the moment he caught of them realizing you were there. It was pure luck that they did not see you sneaking up on them, but it was worth every reaction in the end when you finally got to compliment their pose and nice backsides.

“Come here you,” Ashton opened his arms and you wrapped yours around his waist, snuggling up to him as he kissed your temple. “You sneaky little ninja.”

“Missed you, asshole,” you giggled, tugging on the hem of his shirt before reaching for Calum, manoeuvring around his bass to get a hug from him too. “Missed you too, grandpa.”

“And she says I’m the asshole,” Ash snorted while Calum groaned, burying his face in your hair.

“Not you too,” Cal pinched your side, making you swat at him with a giggle. “You know you like it.”

“Maybe I could convince you to wear something else? I’m sure there are some hidden gems in your bag. And in yours too, sir,” you directed the last part at Ashton who furrowed his eyebrows.

“What’s wrong with this?” he looked down at himself and you rolled your eyes, tugging on his shirt again while you leaned into Calum, his hand on your waist, squeezing you.

“It’s the dirty wife beater,” you laughed. “Maybe I could take this off of you… once the show is over… and never give it back, huh?”

“This one will end in your closet as well, I can see it,” Calum started stirring you towards the stage while Ashton’s hand slipped into yours. “Say goodbye to it Ash.”

“Yes, say goodbye to it, because this one will definitely end up in my bag and come back to LA with me so you can finally put on something else that looks much better on you,” you groaned, already thinking up ways to get rid of the affronted item.

“It’s a shame,” Ash clicked his tongue, fingers tightening around yours as he pulled you to his chest again, Calum following, making you trapped between their bodies. “Would have loved to fuck you in the dirty wife beater,” a smirked tugged at the corner of his mouth, hips rolling against yours to emphasize his words.

“I’d rather wear your vest… with just some nice panties…” you kept your eyes on Ashton, voice dropping lower. “…and maybe one of Cal’s ties… what do you think?” your head leaned back against Calum’s shoulder, tongue quickly swiping over your bottom lip.

“Highly approved, baby,” it was his turn to rub against your ass, his desire for you clear under his baggy pants. “And you know… having you like this… might have given me an idea…” he pressed his lips against your cheek, exchanging a heated look with Ashton, and you were sure he already knew what had crossed your boyfriend’s mind.

You couldn’t wait for the show to finally end – and it hasn’t even started yet.

* * * * *

“Shit, that’s it baby, ride my dick!”

You whined as Calum entered you again, burying your face against his sweaty neck, his skin hot and smelling like sex and cologne, his hands grabbing your ass as he moved you up and down on his cock. Ashton’s vest was sticking to your back, drenched from the sweat on all of your bodies as you were sandwiched between your boyfriends, Calum’s body under yours while Ashton kneeled behind you, his hands roaming over your skin wherever he could reach you. Now you understood what Calum was referring to earlier when they hugged you between them before the concert, how he was already planning on having you like this once you were back in the hotel room.

Ashton’s fingers slipped under the sides of your panties to snap them against your skin, the sting making you hiss, teeth grazing Calum’s ear. He chuckled at your reaction, mumbling something about how good you feel against him, around him, how he missed having their girl all to themselves. Ash made an approving sound behind you, now moving his hands over your hips, thumbs digging into your flesh where the lace of your panties were stretched over you. He couldn’t take his eyes off of you and Cal, how your body melted against his tanned skin, his tattooed arms holding you close while he worked his hips up and into you, cock buried into your pussy with every thrust.

His thumb dragged over the material of your panties again, nail slightly scratching the skin where it did not cover your ass, and he could see your pussy tightening around Calum’s dick, both of you groaning at the sensation. You were wet and pink and beautifully inviting, making Ashton wrap his hand back around himself as he fisted his cock, your wetness from before the switch making the slide easier. He breathed heavily, trying to hold back his pleasure as he rubbed the pad of his thumb against your pussy lip where you were stretched around Cal.

“You look fucking gorgeous,” his voice was low and husky, and that combined with the wet sounds as he jerked his cock you knew he was getting impatient.

You pressed a sloppy kiss against Calum’s jaw and he let you go at that, helping you sit up on his waist, and Ashton was there in a second, letting you lean against him as you still slightly rode Cal. Calum caressed your thighs while Ashton’s hands covered your tits under the opening of his vest, squeezing them teasingly. You panted as you finally slowed down to a stop, head resting on Ashton’s shoulder as you looked up at him.

“Thought you’re going to say ‘you look fucked, gorgeous’,” you giggled breathlessly, nipping at his jaw, and he pinched your nipples in reply.

“Well, you definitely look fucked,” his arm slid around your waist, lifting you off of Calum just enough to bend you back over him, quickly pushing his cock into you. “But not enough…” he added.

Calum grabbed the end of the tie hanging between your breasts to pull you closer, capturing your lips in a kiss as Ashton started pounding into you. You buried your fingers into his hair, holding onto him as you moaned into his mouth, his hands grabbing your waist where Ashton was holding onto you. You felt their hands tangle together on your body, both of them moving you up and down on Ash’s cock, the pace quick and hard, and you felt yourself trembling between them. Calum’s nipples dragged against yours, making something twist in your stomach, ready to snap and push you over the edge– and then Ashton quickly pulled out of you, making you clench around thin air as you felt your own wetness slide down your lips and thighs.

“No, no, please… please…” you started begging them, so close to your release, nails digging into Calum’s shoulders, lost in space and time as you couldn’t decide which way to move, where to push, who to ask for mercy.

It took only a second and you felt someone enter you again, strong hands on the back of your thighs as they kept you against their bodies. You soon realized it was Calum who finally took pity on you, quickly fucking up into you, cock filling your pussy perfectly with every thrust, lips mumbling messy, dirty words against your lips as he urged you to cum with him. You unconsciously squeezed around him, already too lost in the feeling to fight it anymore: the way his pelvis dragged against your clit, how he grabbed onto your ass, a fingertip teasing your puckered hole lightly – the moment your orgasm rushed over you you felt his chest rumble with a deep groan, cock pulsing inside you as he came, still working his hips against you to get the most of his own pleasure.

You heard a hissed ‘shit’ from behind you, your hazy mind picking up the wet sounds as Ashton kept himself on the edge, watching the two of you come together. Calum’s fingers tightened on your hips as he pulled out of you, helping you stay on your knees above him. He grabbed your ass again, pulling your cheeks apart and you felt yourself getting hot at the thought of how he was offering you up for your boyfriend, and you wiggled a little, letting him know you wanted it too.

Ashton muttered under his breath just like Calum a few minutes ago, words of ‘so hot’, ‘gorgeously fucked’ and ‘you like it messy, don’t you baby?’ filling your ears, and the only thing you were able to do was to whimper approvingly. You felt Ashton’s tip tease your clit, nudging it against your hole to catch the cum dripping out of you before rubbing it against the lace of your ruined panties, then in one slow, smooth thrust he was back inside you, cursing as your pussy wrapped around his cock.

“Come on baby, that’s it, give us one more,” he pulled out and pushed back into you, building up a pace you both like, one that always made you come quickly. “Do it sweetie, come on!”

Calum’s palm cradled your jaw as he pulled you in for a kiss, tongue massaging yours while his thumb dragged against your throat, just the slightest pressure on your neck. His other hand slid down your body, smoothing over your nipples and stomach before he pushed his fingers against your clit. He kept his fingers still, but that was still enough to push you over the edge – the way Ashton was pounding into you made your body jolt against Calum’s hand, the friction so perfect it made you see stars as you started cumming. Ash fucked you through your release, chest melting against your vest covered back before his body stiffened, teeth biting down on your neck as he finally reached his own orgasm. You felt his cum filling you up, hot and sticky and so so welcomed – it made you whine when he fucked into you a few more times and you felt him slip out of you.

You felt heavy and tired as your limbs gave out and you crashed against Calum’s chest who was readily waiting to catch you, holding your panting form closely, fitting your head under his chin. A second later a warm, wet cloth was running over your body, softly cleaning you up after your intense love making, and then Ashton joined you too, pulling you away from Cal until he could fit you between their bodies, legs and arms tangled together in a sweaty heap. You felt his forehead knock against yours, noses nuzzled together as he was finally able to kiss you, softly pressing his lips to yours, soothing and loving. Cal hummed happily behind you, his own lips on your ear and the back of your neck as he cuddled you, content in his own pleasure still buzzing through him.

“Missed you, sweets,” he mumbled, tugging on the blankets to pull them back around the three of you. “Thanks for the surprise.”

“Yeah, thanks for the surprise,” Ashton giggled quietly, voice full of excitement and love. “You have no idea how much we needed this. Needed you.”

“I can still feel it dripping out of me, just saying,” you whispered, trying to keep your own giggle at bay, but couldn’t help it anymore when you felt their fingers attack you, tickling your skin wherever they could reach you. “No, stop it!”

“Gonna need to bring you on tour with us from now on,” Calum sighed as his hand settled back around your waist. “You always have an attitude when we leave you alone for too long.”

“You just gotta fuck the attitude out of me again and again, huh?” you moved a little until you could push against both of them, a moan leaving your lips when you felt Ashton roll his hips into you again, his cock already hardening against your stomach.

“Don’t mind if we do, baby. Right, Cal?”

You felt the other boy groan, his own dick twitching against your ass.

“So fucking right.”

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#poly!cashton #poly!cashton x reader #ashton irwin x reader #calum hood x reader #cashton #ashton irwin smut #calum hood smut #fiction time #series: all the things #afic: all the things #i'll see myself out

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reignof-fyre · 1 year

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House of the Dragon really dropped the ball on the changes they made. They could have kept Alicent as ambitious as her book counterpart. She could have befriended Rhaenyra for the power being the Princess' bestie and daughter of the Hand brought her. She could have been Otto's spy or hidden dagger and still be used for Otto's goals of having his blood on the throne.

Making Alicent who, in the books, is a Cersei-level female antagonist, a victim just...fell completely flat and made me despise her so much more than I do Book!Alicent. Book Alicent is a woman in a man's world who knows how to grasp for power not usually afforded to women. In the show, she's pathetic and annoying.

Rhaenyra, too, in the books is a woman who knows what she wants. She wants her birthright. She wants to fight for it. She has loyal followers. In the show they made her a bratty, annoying little girl.

The common denominator? The writers wanted these girls to not be the badass women they are in Fire and Blood and completely destroy their agency and nuance.

It's the same with Viserys, who wasn't blind to Alicent and Otto's treason. He knew they wanted Aegon on the throne. Otto was fired as Hand for bothering Viserys about it constantly.

Daemon's morally grey character was completely wiped and replaced with "this man is a villain only and he is a bad guy." In the books he's both good and bad, doing villainous things for reasons he sees as good. He loves his family, he never wanted the throne in the book; he had so many chances to usurp Viserys and never took them. He never killed Rhea Royce, he was at war; he begged Viserys to annul the marriage. Otto convinced Viserys to fire him from his positions as Master of Coin and Law, he didn't do a bad job, he was shunted from those potions because of Otto's dislike of him and Viserys' people pleasure nature.

Rhea Royce was also older than Daemon when they got married. Daemon was a boy of 16 and forced to marry her, literally dragged to the Sept against his will; but no one is complaining that he was a child groom, which he was, but because he was a boy it's okay? No. Rhea was older than him and gladly married him. That's fucking gross.

Y'all complain about Daemon grooming Rhaenyra - that never happened. Grooming is how Viserys II (son of Rhaenyra and Daemon) was forced to marry Larra Rogare and she, a TWENTY YEAR OLD WOMAN, fell pregnant with his child when he was THIRTEEN YEARS OF AGE. He was also held captive by her family in Lys for years. He likely had Stockholm syndrome.

Also, Rhaenyra adores Laena in the books. They're best friends. Daemon loves Laena in the books, and is utterly gutted by her death. Laenor is killed by Qarl with WITNESSES in Spicetown and Rhaenyra and Daemon wait a YEAR to marry, the acceptable mourning period. They then had years of happiness on Dragonstone, and they ADORED their children.

Rhaenys isn't a robot bitch queen, and her claim to the throne was dismissed by JAEHAERYS not the council. The council was between Viserys and Laenor, a boy of seven. Corlys wanted his son named King, not his wife. In the books, he's in his 30's and Rhaenys is SIXTEEN when they marry and he's a misogynistic POS.

It's also likely that Jace, at least, is Laenor's son with the Baratheon features because Rhaenys has black hair because her mother was a Baratheon.

Aegon isn't a rapist chad boy in the book. Aemond didn't "accidently" kill Lucerys. He meant to actually kill him. He demanded Luke's eye or his life at Storms End. He's an actual psychopath and commits genocide in the Riverlands and likely didn't care much for Alys Rivers. She was just his mistress/whore. AEMOND IS EVERYTHING OTTO SAID DAEMON WAS = A MONSTER. that's the whole fucking point of them being compared to one another. Daemon isn't Maegor come again, AEMOND IS. THAT IS WHAT IS IRONIC.

It's like the writers looked at the book and went "no thanks" and wrote their own really fucking bad Fire & Blood fanfic because they're green sympathisers.

Greens = antagonists in the Dance

Blacks = protagonists in the Dance.

And Ryan Condal saying we're gonna change to green sympathisers? He really wants the fandom to be RAPE APOLOGISTS? fuck no. The greens can fucking choke. Ryan can fucking choke.

The show completely obliterated these characters in the worst ways, removing most of their agency and nuance.

#hotd critical #anti hotd #anti alicent stans #anti show alicent #anti show depicitions of characters #pro blacks #pro team blacks #pro daemon targaryen #pro rhaenyra targaryen #anti greens #anti team greens #fuck the greens #the dance of the dragons #meta

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zenzaaaaaaaaaaaa · 1 year

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Apex Predator by silver jackdaw Can I get twenty more of these protective, badass, and self sacrificial little bitches.

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Constellations by liketolaugh Percy goes to therapy for suicidal thoughts and also all of the Trauma. Wildly cathartic.

Oh Yeah, No, I Totally Forgot by BlueberryLimoncello Just because Sally Jackson was abandoned by the king (of the sea) doesn't mean she has to give up on the queen (that guy's wife).

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Don't Look Back by @this-acuteneurosis Leia time travels to pre-Clone Wars times and does politics very very good.

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Civil Wars, Whistleblower Tactics... by @jackdaw-kraai Luke Sk- Sorry, Luke Lars is a very good engineer. Darth Vader approves of his new underling/adopted son. Star Wars/Assassin's Creed -

Sailing the Stars by @esamastation Desmond Miles ends up in the Clone Wars and does neutrality very very good.

#fic rec #fic recs #i tried to get the authors that had tumblrs but i might have missed a few

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ewanmitchellcrumbs · 1 year

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It's been 62 days since episode 10 premiered. In that time I have seen depictions of Aemond go from a glorious badass with complex emotions to a one-dimensional framework onto which "fans" can hang anything they want.

I know you love our boy as much as I do and I know we probably agree on most aspects of his personality. So I would like to know some of your headcanon about our Kinslayer. If you would be so kind to indulge me.

Yaaaassss, I love this! Thank you for asking!

SFW:

Aemond has classic middle child syndrome. As the eldest, the most is expected of Aegon, Helaena gets attention because she is the only girl and Daeron is the youngest, so he is babied.

Because of this Aemond feels he has to work harder to stand out. He studies harder, trains harder and as a result thinks he is better than his siblings and cousins. He also has the purity of his bloodline that he enjoys lording over his bastard nephews.

This attitude makes him an insufferable little shit at the best of times, so Aegon, Jace and Luke go out of their way to make his life miserable. That doesn't make it right, but it is not wholly undeserved.

Aemond does feel lonely, but it's a loneliness of his own making. He claims Vhagar because he sees himself in her - she is lonely and misunderstood, but she is also fearsome and the best dragon that Westeros has to offer. All qualities he believes they share.

Losing his eye spurs a determination in him. He has to work even harder to be the best. Not only is he middle child and not in line to inherit anything, but he now has a disability.

His experience at the brothel when he was 13 is not one he has fond memories of. For Aemond it is the lack of control he had over the experience that creates the negative experience. He swears he will never partake in carnal acts of the flesh again if it is not on his terms or he has to part with coin for it.

As he says, he doesn't "give a shit about tourneys". The combat skills he has spent years perfecting aren't for other people's entertainment, they are to make him a fearsome opponent. He is battle ready.

Aegon may have a reputation for being lecherous towards the serving girls in the Red Keep, but Aemond is no saint. He just knows how to be discreet. He doesn't take what isn't offered willingly though - he has no desire to force himself on anyone, or at least no intention to anyway. This relates to both servants and visiting highborn ladies alike. Aemond is handsome, he knows he is handsome, so he does not deny pleasure when it comes knocking.

Aemond has not married because he knows his betrothal will likely be used as a political move by his family. He trusts his mother will make a suitable match and in the meantime is happy to pursue his own interests. Aemond's attitude towards his eventual wife will be determined by how attractive he finds her and whether he finds her to be interesting or not.

Although Aemond appreciates a sharp minded woman, he is shallow and looks very much come first. Alys Rivers' appearance is what first grabs his attention - he is driven by the desire to fuck her. Her cunning mind is what keeps him interested once he has sated his physical appetite, however.

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Aemond is a selfish lover. Whether his partner comes or not is inconsequential to him. However, he gets a real ego boost from knowing he has made someone climax without trying. Of course they have. He is Aemond Targaryen after all.

For Aemond, sex is about control and power. He will make a point of staying fully clothed while whatever conquest he has beneath him is totally bare. If their fluids happen to drip down onto the leather of his riding trousers while he is fucking them, he will make sure they clean it up. Going as far as to grab them by their hair and force them to lick themselves up if he has to.

His arrogance extends to the bedroom too. He will remind his partner what a privilege it is to fuck a Targaryen, he gets a sick thrill out of making them beg for him to come inside them, for it is a privilege to have the seed of the dragon. He makes sure they drink moon tea afterwards, however. He despises bastards.

He is incredibly discreet. He does not care for public displays of affection and will treat his partners with cold indifference until it comes time for them to attend to him in his chambers. Even then he is aloof as a lover. It's straight down to business - no kisses or soft touches. They'll be dismissed afterwards. No invitations to share his bed or cuddle.

He does not operate under the illusion that any romance will spring forth from his sexual exploits. He knows he is destined for a political union, so any sexual relationship he indulges in is fleeting.

Whether Aemond remains faithful to his wife or not will depend wholly on his attraction to her and whether her personality keeps him interested. If he is satisfied with his match then he sees no reason to stray. If he's dissatisfied then he will fuck who he wants and not care if his wife does the same, as long as she does not disgrace him with bastard children.

Atypical relationship dynamics and learning his wife's sexual likes and dislikes are things that Aemond has to be taught and will take time to develop. He'll get there eventually, but he is far from a Disney prince and never will be.

#aemond targaryen #house of the dragon #aemond targaryen headcanons #aemond targaryen smut

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checkoutmybookshelf · 10 months

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Jedi and Generational Trauma

Count Dooku was never happy as a Jedi because he never got over the fact that his mother decided she could live without him, so he was cool with his apprentice, Qui-gon, who arguably reacted to this emotional neglect by turning to the living force.

Qui-gon fully only stayed a a Jedi long enough to discover Anakin because the woman he loved died in his arms after spending days being tortured. He came within literal inches of murder and the dark side of the force after that one.

Obi-Wan only stayed a jedi long enough to graduate to knighthood because he WATCHED the aftermath of Qui-gon and Thal. And he STILL had to watch the woman he love get killed on a mission. (And depending on continuities and how you count this: IT HAPPENED TWICE. We don't hold with Siri Tachi erasure here.) And of course, who was watching the aftermath of that? Anakin.

And then we get Anakin, the literal triple threat for generational trauma. He somehow managed to get the "ripped away from my mother," "my mother died in my arms after being mercilessly tortured," and "my pregnant wife died after I murdered a bunch of younglings and it's very possible I was a major contributing factor to her death." And that's on top of the "being born into slavery" trauma. And who watched all of this go down? Well technically Ahsoka, but I'm not a big clone wars girl, so I missed that. The other person who watched Darth Anakin was Luke.

Luke, bless his heart, managed to actually build a family and save the galaxy like eight separate times before his nephew went full Sith and murdered his wife.

And let's talk about Jacen for a sec, because this is where the generational trauma gets absolutely ludicrous. The Solo kids had all the Jedi generational trauma, their mother's political career trauma, and the Dad's a badass smuggler trauma from literally before they were born. Then they got to watch their little brother commit a heroic sacrifice to save both all the jedi, their asses, and the galaxy. They also had to try to prop up his girlfriend (and I gotta say, Tahiri pulled HERSELF up eventually because Jacena and Jaina were literally useless immediately after the Myrkr mission), and at a certain point it's a miracle that it took Jacen as long as it did to snap and go Sith.

And I'm convinced that if Jaina hadn't had Jag when she killed Darth Caedus, she would have found a way not to survive that battle. Hell, Jag called her out on exactly that. Jaina deserves her own post though, so I won't go too deep into it here.

I know there are people who are not into the "mystic family has the galaxy circling around them" thing, but ngl, the intergenerational trauma line that stretches basically ubroken back to Yoda across at least two empires and sixish generations is FASCINATING to me.

#star wars #star wars books #star wars eu books #anakin skywalker #count dooku #qui gon jinn #obi wan kenobi #luke skywalker #jacen solo #anakin solo

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I Loved You Like the Sun

a/n: i always think it’s so unrealistic when people in fanfics are put into life or death situations and they aren’t scared out of their mind like??? i’m sorry if anyone wanted a fearless badass reader but this is not the book for you lmao like at the end of the day reader is still a human with thoughts and feelings

also keep in mind- reader has never really experienced physical violence before and when she did, she ran straight to daemon and rhaenyra

also did i totally steal the hair line from grrm and ned/catelyn? yes but it’s so daemon/reader coded i HAD too but anyways this kinda sucks but i hope you all enjoy!!

warnings: swearing, violence, mentions of death, knives, incest, tell me if i missed anything!!

Chapter Twenty Six - Lady Targaryen

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The sea stretches out beneath you, the sound of dragons in the air loud in your ears. Vermax screeches from around you- to the side, you think- but Cannibal is so large you can barely see past his vastness.

Arrax and Luke stay close to you, hiding in your shadow, protecting their eyes from the sun and reducing some of the wind blowing at them. You and Cannibal are happy to do it. Things like the sun and wind are no match for The Dragon of the Night and his rider, Y/N Targaryen.

Rhaenyra tells you she will make you a princess of the realm, properly show you off as her wife, but for know you are simply Lady Targaryen. You think you are content to be this for now.

—-

The sun is just setting, and you can barely see it over the horizon, when Luke suddenly strays from you. You watch, sadly, as he reaches a hand up and waves. You almost want to scold him for not keeping both hands on the reigns.

The Stormlands live up to their name- the wind is strong and you can see clouds in the distance.

But you simply wave to him as well, watch as him and Arrax peel away and towards the beauty of the Tarth isle.

But you, you continue to Storm’s End. Fleetingly, you wonder if you will see Luke on the ride back.

—-

Storm’s End rises out from the clouds, a circle castle, with a domed roof, but you can barely make it out over the rain and wind. You grip Cannibal’s spikes, looping around the building and soaring into the large courtyard.

You land heavily, Cannibal just barely fitting in between the walls. He lowers his shoulder, and you descend, easily. It always takes your family so long to untangle from their straps- but Cannibal is wild. He will never be saddled. You cannot blame him.

The guards don’t look outwardly scared, but you know they are. They must be, because everyone in Westeros has heard of The Cannibal. The Dragon of the Night. A dragon turned against its own kind- come again as a dragon hunter, a cannibal.

The guards do not outwardly acknowledge you, but as you walk closer, you see the subtle tilt of their heads. Pointed straight at your Cannibal, of course.

Your steps are strong, sure, and you imagine this is what Daemon would do. But you stop when you hear it. A roar. Not from Cannibal, you know all of his sounds, but from another dragon.

When you look over, you can just barely manage to make out Vhagar straightening over the courtyard walls. But Daemon would not falter. You collect yourself, push forward, shout to them through the wind.

“I am Lady Y/N Targaryen! I seek an audience with Lord Borros Baratheon. I bring a message from the Queen!” Two of them nod, spin on their heels, and walk forward. You follow them, sparing a glance to Vhagar. If she is here, then her rider is.

—-

Storm’s End is nothing compared to the beauty of Dragonstone, but you can still appreciate the high ceilings and towering columns, carved in the image of great battles.

The great hall is open and desolate, a few courtiers standing off to the side, while Borros Baratheon sits in front of you. Rhaenyra was right. Your welcome was cold.

“Lady Y/N Targaryen,” one of the guards calls, and that is when you see him. He turns on a lazy heel, hands behind his back, sword hanging from his hip, eye patch covering the wounds your son inflicted.

You eye him wearily, and he looks you up and down. The prince, with his long blonde hair, lean body signature eyepatch is not unknown to you. He is cunning, brave, a great warrior. He could be something great, but as a supporter of a usurper he will never be anything more than that to you.

“Wife of Princess Rhaenyra and Prince Daemon Targaryen.” The man finishes, and thunder strikes as you look towards the man you came here for. No mind to the Prince. You are not a warrior, not like Jace and Luke are, and all of you are strictly messengers. But you know, without Cannibal, you have no weapons other than basic skills and a knife strapped to your thigh.

“Lord Borros,” you bow, deeply, and he watches you with distaste. “I have brought you a message from my wife… the Queen.”

“Yet earlier this day, I received an envoy from the King. Which is it? King or Queen?” His mouth slowly curves into a sick smile, and he leans back further into his chair. A throne made of rock, nothing like the Iron Throne. “It seems that the House of the Dragon does not know who rules it.” He looks you up and down. “What is her message?”

You hold your hand out, and a guard takes it from you, continuing on to the dais where Lord Borros sits. You know that you have no power here. A part of you wishes you had never come, this not-knowing making you crave warm touches more than ever. But another part of you, the sure part, the bigger part, knows that this is where you are supposed to be.

The maester joins Lord Borros on the dias, and you do not look at Aemond as the maester whispers to the lord.

He turns to you, storms alight in his eyes, hands digging into the stone armrests of his throne.

“‘Remind’ me of my father’s oath?” He hisses. “King Aegon at least came with an offer: my swords and banners for a marriage pact. If I do as Rhaenyra bids… which one of my daughters will Prince Daemon marry next?”

You narrow your eyes at him, chin tilting down, but you are prepared for this.

“The Queen sent me for a reason, my lord.”

“Oh?” He asks, another smile creeping onto his face. “And what would that be?”

“I’m sure you know, Lord Borros, that I am not only a Targaryen in name, but by blood. Have you heard the stories of my dragon?” You see his fists clench. “They call him ‘The Cannibal’ and ‘The Dragon of the Night”. Of course, I don’t bother with any of those titles. I call him mine.”

“I… I know what beast you ride, Lady Y/N.” He swallows, barely visible. A lilac eye burns into you.

“Yes? Then you know he rivals even Vhagar in size. Surpasses her in bloodlust. The Queen, in her superiority, wishes to remind you of your father’s oath and the might of House Targaryen.”

His eyes fix on you. Before, you might have been scared. But now, you are a wife, a mother, a dragonrider. It is Lord Borros’ castle but you command the room.

“Is that a threat?” He says, finally, after a moments silent.

“No, my lord. A reminder.”

“Ah,” Aemond clicks his tongue, stepping forward into the dim light. “It does not take a fool, my lady, to hear your words for the threat they are. Threatening the lord of a high house can even be seen as…” He steps forward, and you can pretend, but you are not Daemon, so you falter. “Treason.”

“I- I did no- no such thing.”

He smiles, teeth white like something unnatural. “I think you did.”

You turn back to Lord Borros, shamefully, your bravado fading and you are suddenly the weak woman you were before.

“I did not come here as a warrior. I’m a messenger. A messenger.” Lord Borros does not answer. Aemond stalks closer. He places a hand upon his knife.

“Not in my hall!” Lord Borros shouts, just as reality sets in.

You are a threat to the Greens. And here you are, all alone, with Aemond.

“No- no- no, no, no! I am- I am Lady Targaryen, I’m a fucking dragonrider, and-” You look around, like the wild woman you are, see Aemond advancing still. Your eyes widen.

He will kill you for this.

And you will not deprive your children of a parent, your husband and wife of the lover, and selfishly, you do not want to die. You miss Rhaenyra and Daemon. Daenys, Aegon, Viserys. Baela and Rhaena. Luke, Joffrey, Jace.

Which each name, each face, your resolve grows.

You spin, weave through the guards, who make no move to stop you, Lord Borros still yelling out “not in my hall”. Perhaps he would care if you were a boy. Help you, even. But to men like him, you will never be anything more than Daemon and Rhaenyra’s whore.

It’s raining when you slam through the doors, and Aemond follows. His footsteps only spur you on, each thump reminding you of another name you must live for You almost sob through the heavy rain, Cannibal rearing his head at your scent.

“Do you think you can fly about the realm, attempt to steal my brother’s throne?” Aemond shouts after you, but you ignore him, overtaken by fear and the need to get back to them. It surpasses all else.

When he catches up to you, he grabs you by the hair and you almost want to sob because Daemon loves your hair and he loves you.

“I didn’t-” You heave, tears fast and breath heavy.

“You didn’t mean to?” He asks, and you let out sobs at the feel of his cheek upon yours. “Is that what you will say after you murder my entire family with your fucking dragon?”

“No,” you gasp, head pulling back as he tightens his grip on your hair. “I won’t, I won’t, I just want to go home-”

“Tell him to leave or I’ll cut your pretty neck.”

His words make you release a wild sob, because without Cannibal you have no power, no control. Your heart beats heavily in your chest.

“I don’t want to die-”

“Shh,” he whispers, but it does nothing to comfort you, not like their soft voices do. “No, no, I’m not going to kill you. My mother is a saint, and she has more of a conscience than my grandsire or I.” When you don’t speak, he presses the blade to your neck. You do not know if blood falls, but the message is clear. He will not kill you, but he will hurt you.

“So- sovēs,” you sob, and Cannibal does not move. “Sovēs, Cannibal, sovēs, please!” Where Aemond is, Vhagar is, and you will not risk his safety. Besides, when he returns riderless, Daemon and Rhaenyra love you. They will not abandon you.

He raises his wings into the air, encompassing you and Aemond, filling the air with darkness, before his wings push in and he is lifted into the air.

“I hope Vhagar will suffice,” Aemond says, before the hilt of his knife hits your head and the world goes black.

Your last thought is their names.

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Lord Hand,

When The Cannibal returned riderless, the entire island heard the Princess’s sobs. Late into the night, she screamed and cried, and Prince Daemon forced members of the guard to spar with him until the Lord Corlys had to bring him to the ground. The younger children, hearing their mother’s screams, cried as well, late into the night. No one on the island found much sleep. When the morning arrived, and there was still no sign of Lady Targaryen, the Prince and Princess convened a council meeting and have not left the Great Hall since. The Cannibal has retreated back to the Dragonmount. His cries are ear-splitting, and he killed and ate any dragonkeeper who tried to help him. The plan has been successful, my lord. The Blacks are utterly lost without their whore, and The Cannibal is no longer of issue. Long may King Aegon reign.

- Ser Tristan Caros

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#daemon x rhaenyra #daemon targaryen #daemon targaryen x reader #rhaenyra targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen x reader

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I'm going to make some predictions for Criminal Minds: Evolution. It is officially two months til the premiere and here's what I think we're going to get (lots of this will be based on that sneak peek interview):

UPDATED: 26/11 (Ep 1-2) GREEN is correct prediction. RED incorrect. (Subscript is comments)

Emily: She's section chief now. She has grey hair now and there is a 50/50 chance they will write a line that's like 'LOL Wow Prentiss, the job is so hard you went grey!' but also equal odds no one says ANYTHING about it. Emily gets the band back together and she's just a v good badass. I DO NOT for a second believe they're going to make Emily canonically queer. They're probably going to double down and give her a sex scene with some generic dude. But she'll be able to say 'FUCK' and that's great. I love that for her.

JJ: I STG if they give us some wild Willifer sex scene (I had to witness that innuendo and Emily saying people were getting laid so it counts!) ....dksjlahdlksahl. *CRINGE* Henry is *14* now, that's bananas y'all. He's in HIGH SCHOOL. Michael is also in school now?!?!?! HOW???? She'll talk about it but we may not even see her fam bc it's ten episodes and they only ever get brought out of the prop closest like once every three years. She and Will went to NOLA for a while then moved back to DC. She'll talk about how nice it was to be away for a bit but ultimately 'I missed the BAU because this is my family' bc we have seen time and time again how she makes excuses to be at work vs being with Will lmao

Tara: They're going to give Tara a love interest and I honestly doubt it's not gonna be a dude. She and JJ have teamed up to go over every single case request for however long and so there will be JARA, which is delicious. But again, I won't for a single second hold my breath thinking they're going to suddenly make an MC queer just because it's streaming or whatever. Being on network TV was never the issue, so I don't feel like streaming isn't going to flip a magical gay switch in the show runners.(SO FUCKING HAPPY I WAS WRONNNNGGGGG!!!!!) I think we'll get some good Tara storylines though which will be SO SO good because she is the perfect character!

Rossi: I think it's SO obvious they're going to kill his wife. Probably via the pandemic. Because this show is so obsessed with trauma porn. He's unit chief now which is funny considering how much he hated it when he was interim UC before Emily came back. But it's pretty on brand because none of the show runners have ever understood continuity, why start now? I think they're going to use his wife's death to fuel him being like “I know I'm old but I just need something to do and something to make me feel useful and this is all I know. So I'm back!"

Luke: Obviously Luke and Garcia went on a date, that's been confirmed. Again, I dunno if we'll get to see Garvez on screen. At least, not how we want! I think maybe they dated a bit and now that they're back, there will be a moment of adjustment to seeing each other and things being slightly awkward but then they'll go back to their banter and shit. I just don't think this show is going to actually give us an inter-team romance on screen. I will be SO happy if they do, but I'm not holding my breath

Garcia: Obvs what I said about Luke. I think Garcia will be the one that's hardest to convince to come back. She left because those last few seasons were SO hard on her. Like this ray of sunshine had SO much shit happen to her and I think she would very much be hesitant to come back. Someone, (Rossi) (should be Luke but probably will be like JJ) will convince her to come back because the team really needs her. There will be an emotional scene where she talks about her PTSD from the BAU but then she'll just be like 'yeah, okay I'm back'. Because this show never actually addresses trauma (CANNOT BELIEVE THEY TALKED ABOUT GOING TO THERAPY!?!? WHAT A CONCEPT!)

Place your bets guys, gals, nonbinary pals. WHATEVER we get in two months, will be a TRASH FIRE. I don't have any doubts about that part. I do not expect the reboot to be any better than the show, which is an absolute dumpster fire....but it's our dumpster fire. So here we are!

Also, you are allowed to have other opinions. This is mostly a post for me to write my thoughts so I can check back when the show airs to see if I was right or not. This is not an invitation for discourse, my nerds.

#criminal minds #cm reboot #cm evolution #cm meta #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #tara lewis #david rossi #luke alvez #penelope garcia #cm head!canon

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iisabelinski · 1 year

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He-lloo! I know I haven’t posted any art in like — looks at her notes — a year?! More? 😅

Been chipping away at this in my free time, and it’s finally done! My favorite space couple dressed in space ponchos, probably having a tense conversation before shit hits the fan and they need to get down to business 🔫🔫🔫

#honestly this was just an elaborate excuse to paint Mara's hair #and give her a dramatic expression #and the space ponchos of course #never enough space ponchos imo #I'm sorry I took so long to post!#having to work freelance on top of a full time job is the culprit #but I'm back #Luke Skywalker #luke x mara #Mara Jade #mara jade skywalker #the skywalkers #Luke #luke and his badass wife #star wars #star wars legends #Star Wars EU

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devondeal · 8 months

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Character Asks #’s 1,9,10,23,32, 44

Leia 🤍

Why hello there wife @jedimasterbailey 🥰💙💚 and thank you for the ask about my OG fave!

1. Canon / Outright Reject

I'd just have to reject the sequels for this one. While I'm not against the portrayal of Leia in the sequels since she's still pretty much in character, I hate hate hate how the narrative treats her.

First of all, she doesn't deserve any of the crap she dealt with in that era after fighting so very hard for freedom and losing so much. It just hurts that she has to watch it all crumble around her being the only one with the sense to know it. And the fact that it's her child that causes a lot of it.... ooooo that pisses me off

Second, I HATE when female characters become reduced to mother figures. Before anyone comes at me for that, it's because when that happens, I can't help but notice that suddenly nobody sees a woman as a person, but instead, just "mother." Leia is a character in her own right but now she's "Ben's mother." And with too many Skywalker men already, I'm tired of Skywalker women getting the short end of the stick.

9. Scene that made me fall in love with the character

Look no further than the gif above 😊. Her very first scene immediately made an impression on me when I was a kid and first saw Star Wars. Knowing that this WOMAN had something so very important to do and held such a high position. She was a PRINCESS and growing up, princesses were viewed as weak little things just meant to marry. But this princess was a leader in her own right. And the way she spoke to Darth Vader all guts when his own men quiver in fear at him.... just chef's kiss.

10. Best moment on screen

Hmm so many good ones... toss up between sassing Vader and her handling and choking of Jabba. This woman just has more balls than anyone ever will. Just anytime Leia stands up to someone that usually most fear. Luke went with diplomacy in regard to Jabba, Leia bargained with a detonator in her hand. You can't get more badass than that.

23. If they were a scented candle, what would they smell like?

I feel like people will disagree but I think Leia would be an earthier kind of candle. Something that would emulate a forest like basalm and cedarwood, fresh fallen leaves in Fall, etc.

She's just so grounded as a person and also Alderaan being a more mountainous and forest-y place, it just feels right.

32. Something guaranteed to make her smile

Luke and Han bickering 🤣. But seriously, I think she's loves her droids, animals, and other fuzzy lil friends. She's just such so sweet and gentle with Lola and Wicket. Well... maybe not C3PO but who is? 😂 I just adored how she burned her dickhead cousin when he was rude to the droid and how sweetly she showed Wicket she's not a threat.

I also think anytime Han shows his softer side because she knows how he's usually so guarded and it give her feels that he is comfortable with her.

44. Their happiest memory

I believe it's a combo of when she's reunited with Bail and Breha again in the end of Kenobi and when the Rebellion wins in ROTJ.

Hard to explain why but that's the feeling I get. I just know that Leia must have been thinking about her TRUE parents when the Empire fell. Bittersweet but happy nonetheless.

And in a personal headcanon, I like to think that when she was gifted with Lola, that def is a happy place in Leia's mind. Maybe it was a Life Day gift.

#character asks #leia organa #princess leia #jedimasterbailey #ask games #star wars #star wars ot #kenobi series

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juneandnick · 1 year

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Instagram - Light On “Osblaine In The Beach”

First at all, it is not my fan account. But I really love this Instagram. The person who is managing the page is really nice. I love her answers. I advise you to visit it. ❤️

About her predictions for Season 6.

Quotations

I have no doubts June and Luke will reunite yet again. But they need to have THE CHAT, they need to sit down and talk about their real feelings and about Nick. I hope that June will be fair to them and to Nick and be honest with herself and Luke.

But if June does not care for Nick anymore then they need to make it clear.

I would really like to see June finding out the fact that Nick risked everything to come, see her and make sure she was safe. He took the deal without any expectations of ending up with her. Tuello tells her how little Nick thinks of himself.

June finally embracing the woman she is become and not this version of her old self ghost we have seen in season 5. I do not care for the June/Serena relationship.

My expectations for Season 6.

**Possible SPOILERS**

➡️ What I want to know:

- That the marriage between Nick and Rose is a deal because of her pregnancy.

Nick could have a deal with his father-in-law who could explain why he answers to his wife in S5E10: You cannot leave. After all, the High Commander Wharton let his daughter marry to "a puppy". Who is also an Eye. Could be an interesting story.

- That Nick is a spy in a big revelation (which can include an unexpected person).

I love the idea of Dystopian Dramaqueen: A lot of sleeper agents who are waiting.

- Why Nick thinks he is nothing. Does it date back to his childhood? Was he an unwanted child? Neglected? Did one of his parents call him a good-for-nothing?

➡️ What I want to see:

- That June learns (in S6E01) that Nick is blowing up his life for her on the other side. That he feels, he is nothing. I want to see her wake up, I want to see her pull herself together. I want to see her stop her s*** with Luke. I want her to finally know what she really wants: To be able to be herself with a man who loves her unconditionally. Or being with a man who made her feel weak, afraid of being herself, afraid of disappointing. But above all that she always spends her time to apologize.

- As Osblaine In The Beach wrote, we absolutely need to see THE CHAT between June with Luke about Nick (early in the season). It is time to be honest and to tell the truth even if it is painful. There is nothing worse than living in a lie or in a fear.

- June become a badass again.

- Nick plays a part about Hannah's decision to be an Aunt instead of to be a Wife.

- That Luke has a kid with a pre-Gilead woman (or a Canadian woman).

- My wishlist answers much more about that 😊😊😊.

➡️ What I am afraid to see:

- That June will not leave the Canada because of her guilty for Luke. A sort of parallel we had with S4E10 and S5. She was supposed to leave after five minutes. On the contrary, she never left. She stayed and tried to reconnect with Luke.

- That Serena is always omnipresent. Find her a place in hell, please.

- That we will have to wait the last two episodes for something with Osblaine.

➡️ What I do not want to see:

- That Nick abandons his unborn child (if he really is the father). And at the same time he stays in Gilead because of that child. Bruce needs to be find a solution.

➡️ What I guess:

- I cannot imagine June in Hawaii while Luke in jail in Canada and Nick in jail at Gilead. But above all because it is so far away. It is the last season, so we have no time to waste. June has a fake identity so she might want to stay close to Hannah.

Source Picture: Screenshots (by me) - Instagram

Source GIF: https://nickblaineandjune.tumblr.com

#the handmaid's tale #osblaine #june osborne #nick blaine #instagram #season6 wish

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helbertinelli · 2 years

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I’ll explain to you why I think tcw is a masterpiece of a show and try to change your mind. First off anakin went from a whiny character (not Hayden’s fault) to a badass General like Alec Guinness (Obi Wan) describes anakin in episode 4, Padme is more like Leia in this show and is badass as well Obi Wan and other pt characters are actually great likeable characters in this show as well unlike the pt and Sidious is badass and somehow better in tcw than even the pt or rotj also ahsoka>anyone in sw

Ahsoka is just a big plot hole. Plus she's kind of a boring Mary Sue.

If I wanted to see someone act like Leia, I'd just watch Leia in the OT. Padme didn't need to act like Leia and she was already badass and she was a main character. TCW made her just some boring repressed senator whose only role in the story is to get captured. Also Leia is way more like Anakin than like Padme, so it's stupid to make Padme act like Leia. That ruins both Leia and Padme.

The PT had all the likable characters like Anakin, Padme, Jar Jar Binks, Windu, Shmi, Bail, etc. Like 99% of the best characters in SW come from the PT. The OT had like 3? Luke, Leia, Obi-Wan. Well 6 if you include Chewie, R2, and 3PO.

I don't care at all about Sidious. He could literally disappear from SW completely and I still wouldn't care one bit. He's literally my least favorite character in the OT and the PT. I just don't see the appeal of a sadistic asshole who ruins the lives of my faves, regardless of how powerful he is or isn't.

Anakin isn't Alec Guinness nor is he Obi-Wan. He is supposed to be an emotional character and him being "whiny" is fitting for a 19-23 year old who had so much loss and pain in his life and had to repress everything he felt because it didn't fit the vibe of the Jedi. Also if TCW Anakin is so badass why does he lose like one-third of all of his fights? If anything TCW made Anakin into an entitled bitch who can't even back-up his complaining. I'll forever take emotional mess Anakin who loves his wife over Chadakin.

This is the only ask on this topic that I'll answer. I actually like TCW even less now because I had to list all the reasons why those things are bad and it just showed me what a mess that show is.

#anti tcw #anonymous #ask

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reignof-fyre · 1 year

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The common denominator? The writers wanted these girls to not be the badass women they are in Fire and Blood and completely destroy their agency and nuance.

It's the same with Viserys, who wasn't blind to Alicent and Otto's treason. He knew they wanted Aegon on the throne. Otto was fired as Hand for bothering Viserys about it constantly.

It's also likely that Jace, at least, is Laenor's son with the Baratheon features because Rhaenys has black hair because her mother was a Baratheon.

It's like the writers looked at the book and went "no thanks" and wrote their own really fucking bad Fire & Blood fanfic because they're green sympathisers.

Greens = antagonists in the Dance

Blacks = protagonists in the Dance.

And Ryan Condal saying we're gonna change to green sympathisers? He really wants the fandom to be RAPE APOLOGISTS? fuck no. The greens can fucking choke. Ryan can fucking choke.

The show completely obliterated these characters in the worst ways, removing most of their agency and nuance.

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Why do you not like Ahsoka?? I mean she’s more interesting than Padme, and Padme never gets referenced in the original trilogy, there’s a reason the final fight in rotj is between Vader and Luke with the emperor in the background and not Padme talking to Vader about how she loves him and all of that, plus Ahsoka is just badass and likeable, Padmes only cool in tcw imo, outside of that she’s kinda boring imo, no better than a character like Rey or Snoke imo, she also has baffling dialogue

Why do you not like Ahsoka?

Must we all conform and like her?

I mean she’s more interesting than Padme,

Subjective.

and Padme never gets referenced in the original trilogy,

Well, Ahsoka doesn't even exist in the movies until Filoni created her in 2008 and casually inserted her into Star Wars.

there’s a reason the final fight in rotj is between Vader and Luke with the emperor in the background and not Padme talking to Vader about how she loves him and all of that,

Because the emperor is alive and she isn't...? And she isn't force-sensitive to appear as a ghost. She may just be Vader's ghost and anything she says to him will be said only to him. We are following Luke's story. We as the audience don't know Vader would be redeemed and specifically what is going on inside his head. Again, even in ROTJ novelization before Padme even appeared Vader thinks of his wife and that she was very dear to him. Where was Ahsoka again in any of this?

plus Ahsoka is just badass and likeable,

And boring on her own because her story is mostly reliant on Anakin. What is she except Anakin's padawan? We don't see anything else of her except being a Jedi. Padme isn't just a politician. She served in public service as a kid, got elected as a Queen, had things happening to her, had a love life (with Anakin), has her own values and beliefs that weren't taught to her, and has plans and hopes for things outside her work. Ahsoka is a Jedi and can fight with a big plot armor. Totally makes her more likable.

Padmes only cool in tcw imo, outside of that she’s kinda boring imo,

See, that just means you prefer to see her as a Senator and you see Ahsoka as a Jedi. That's going for character stereotypes, rather than the characters themselves. TCW Padme is horrible, unlikable and completely different from her actual character. Filoni had to butcher her to make his pet more likable in comparison and casually insert her into the prequel trio because we all like our own things. He is so "attached" that he can't even kill her. Well GL created the others and let Anakin, Padme, and Obi-Wan die as they were supposed to so the story could be meaningful.

For all of her badassery, it was Luke's (and Padme's) love that redeemed Vader and saved the galaxy. Ahsoka like obi-wan and Yoda failed to turn him back and just went into hiding from him lol. Doesn't seem very brave to me. And when there are two Jedi who failed what was the point of her again? She was pointless as far as the Skywalkers were concerned. I wouldn't mind if she had her own story independent of the skywalkers but Anakin being 20 and assigned an even younger padawan makes no sense. Obi-Wan was older than ROTS Anakin when he trained him. No wonder Ahsoka likes to strut around like she's Anakin junior. It's stupid, unoriginal, and annoying. We didn't need a kid for SW to be relatable.

no better than a character like Rey or Snoke imo,

Rey is the Mary Sue of the sequels and Snoke is a background villain. Yes, totally equivalent to the mother of Luke and Leia who inherited a lot of her qualities that helped them become the heroes they were, a Queen and senator from her planet, the main character in the first movie and a part of the actual prequel trio. Padme was always going to be part of star wars. There's old concepts before she was even named and she was present in a completely different, older version of Star War. There was no padawan kid named Ahsoka Tano and she certainly didn't change anything in the Skywalker Saga aside from adding pointless filler.

she also has baffling dialogue

Maybe you don't understand her character well and TCW's dialogue is easier for you?

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#ask #another ahsoka ask and im blocking you

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