#lsbian

[i-am-iron-man-3000]

✨Women✨

#Women #lsbian #i am very gay #lesbian #closeted lesbian #i-am-iron-man-3000 #lol

[marioyuri]

Um

#lsbians? #persona 5

[shopcat]

what actually happened was i was having a dozenth time pjo era -> walker is cast -> walker is in that time travel movie so i watch it -> i like ryan reynolds sorry -> so i also associate him with walker and pjo and the way my brain works is thru positive association like a dog -> i watch free guy cuz i was now watching all the ryan reynolds movies -> Hey isn't that the strange things guy that's funny -> i see a tiktok about spree like the same day and the comments are like "it was so fucked up!!!!!" implying it was the most deranged movie on earth and i was like okay Lol i don't believe you i think it's normal and i go hey it's the same guy i'll watch it then 😋 -> shower scene -> i dm trinity something like "hey what the hell!!!!!!" bc i knew they liked jk -> i get recommend st after and go Why not!!!! and the player loads up midway through season 3 and i'm like hold on a second... and the rest is history. huzzah!!!

#saying huzzah a lot lately #i think what happened was i watched the rest of wharever episode loaded up and it was either the russian torture episode or the one where #they're cracking the code and i was just like wow ... I love him ... and then i started from the beginning i'm not an animal #tho maybe it was earlier in the season bc i didn't see robin's coming out. cuz i forgot she was a lesbian even though i knew that in the #back of my mind but i was like OU YEAH SHES A LSBIAN OH MY GOD #🐾

[alienscumbag]

U know with the increase of twtr users coming back to tumblr it's inevitable that stupid discourse is going to make its way back on here and I want to say STAY STRONG don't fall for stupid ass arguments

#in fact be really cringe #like posting non stop gifs cringe #i dont wanna see vague callout posts ever again #twitter #like i know stupid discourse does exist on here trust me i have a lsbian sideblog #but i dont ever want things to be like how it was in 2015 with massive posts that are just discourse #and arent even funny

[im-illegal]

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#trying 2 look @ other social medias just 2 see whats going on and so far ya ok #i think ive seen what makes a hell out of tk tk and twttr. like ya ok. #tk tk was just someone saying blatant misinformation about the lpstick lsbian (<- trying 2 avoid getting in tags) flag #saying 'this flag is for bu.tch le.sbians and sometimes has a lipstick mark' like bestie no i do not think so #and twttr is just. blatant disrespect for the dead and peor #*people who care for them and miss them just because they personally didnt like them which is just fucked up #anyways ya. this 1 reigns the best. #**the l.ipstick l.esbian thing wasnt like an ohmygod how horrible but it was annoying enough 2 me that it rubbed me the wrong way yk #SORRY IF U SEE THIS IN LIKE MAINTAGS was trying 2 avoid that happening hence the cencors #h8 sensoring things but like. want this 2 just stay on my blog ig.

[isoddtosay]

I apologize in advance for the person I'll become after the walpurgisnacht trailer.

#Flipping breaker switches all labelled lsbian awakening

[silverstreams]

Unwell lsbians 😔

I have no idea what you could possibly be talking about, clearly they are the most well lesbians. They are a model for couples everywhere.

#asks #tlg stuff #would not be as much fun if they didn't have major problems #hee hee #kingmystrie

[catgirlapologist]

when you find out your treasured mutual is a bi lsbian supporter... hell on earth

#haven't softblocked this fast in ages #ev.txt

[prisencolinensinainciusol09]

My dad has expressed to me in the past the thought that, since I dress masculine a lot of the time I might be feeling iffy about my gender.

No, I say. Womfn.

No, I say. Dad friend.

No, I say. Lsbian.

#I am a womfn through and through #I’m still a girl #though I understand what you’re saying

[chameleonlurks]

Imagine (if you can) the encounter I had this morning please.

The sound of a rough growly engine coming up from behind, like a V6 pretending to be a V8 (and failing miserably).

Then the car pulls up alongside, a white Subaru Forrester station wagon. So boxy it looks like a cut-price 80s hearse.

Low profile tyres, lowered chassis.

Windows tinted so dark you can't see in.

It eventually pulls ahead, and you see the icing on this gloriously shitty cake:

A vanity plate that reads LSBIAN.

#lesbian #cars #sometimes my commute doesn't suck

[frogtossing]

@pantrygeist and @fireflyflowersss i were playing a a terrible terrible, fateful game of Frantic Fanfic and came up with this mess, may i introduce: 'Confusing Concert'

now before i add the fic, i feel the need to clarify a couple of things

fireflyflowers doesnt know K AT ALL and pantrygeist only knows him through me

we played with a game mode that only allowed us to view the most recent added part

my lovely, lovely clueless friend started this fic... i think this explains a lot (god bless her heart)

Confusing Concert, in which a lesbian who doesnt know the internet meets Käärijä

(we're so sorry for this)

TITLE: Confusing concert FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: käärijä, a lsbian who dsnt know the www WRITERS: bannaworm, captain, frogtossin, bannaworm, captain, frogtossin RATED 18+ It was his first concert in Germany, when he met her.

She was standing in the first row, cherishing him because she didn't know anything else. She had seen him in the TV, at the European Song Contest, and she decided to love him. Even though she knew she just liked girls, she thought she could just forget them and fall in love with a green man. But all she could see while he was performing where his boobs, pretty big for a guy. She imagined him being a green w

oman. [Captain's note here, WHAT]

Whatever she was thinking, it must have shown on her face, as she caught his eyes during one of his more daring, borderline seductive choreographies.

In that moment, he winked at her and she swore that she felt herself blush for the first time since her young teenage years. With a heated face, all her nerves seemed to ignite as the loud music boomed through her every molecule.

Was this love? Was this what all those novels from her library told her about?

All she knew is that she needed to catch him after the show, to tell him, to make him hers. Her little he/him princess.

If you'd asked her how she ended up here, she probably couldnt give you a straight answer. She just kinda ended up in the concert hall. All these people around her were chanting words in finnish, cheering on some weird yellow guy who just kinda stood around on stage.

There was lore here. But she didnt really care. What she cared about however, was the tiny guy on stage, screaming away into his microphone. Something about him fascinated her, the same way someone feels when they see a fucked up little dog in the streets. The kind you just wanna pick up and take home.

After the show, she stood

Close to the backstage exit, whistling one of the songs from the show without even really noticing. She felt like she was in the wrong place, at the wrong time. Like she didn't really belong to the reality she had slided into. When the green man came out of the exit, surrounded by securities, she got a glance at him, and he looked at her. Then he told the securities to stop, and said to her: 'I noticed you. You seemed like you weren't enjoying yourself as much as the others.'and she said: 'I was though! I just couldn't understand the insiders they had and I didn't feel like I was part of them. '

'You don't have to f

know all the jokes to have fun though, No?'

She averted her eyes, knowing that he had caught onto her lie. Unable to tell him the real reason she wasn't able to enjoy herself fully.

Before she was able to utter another excuse, he took hold of her chin and tilted up her face to face him.

A deeper blush than ever before blazed across her cheeks as she took in his sparkling blue eyes. He said something, but she wasn't able to understand what he said.

She was transfixed by his feminine charm, his blue orbs and soft, kissable lips. Before she knew it, she was leaning closer, until his deep voice came back into focus.

Quickly, she tore herself free, turning away as tears well up in her eyes. Her cheecks still blazingly hot, she yelled, "I cannot do this, you are no woman. You're massive boobs and female charm decieved me"

He yelled her name as e´she´sd (ran way)

She stopped in her tracks, running away was childish if she thought about it.

Turning around, she took a closer look at the strange guy in front of her. Even though she might have mistaken him for a butch lesbian, she had to admit, the beard migth have been a clue that he wasnt. But who was she to discriminate? She'd seen a lot of things in her lifetime.

'Wow, weird misunderstanding,' She brought a hand up to the back of her head and ran it through her buzzcut. 'I thought you were an exccentric lesbian.. or like, a drag king or something. Sorry for all this'

The man looked surprised. 'So… you're not guy?' 'I.. What??' now she was just as confused as he was. 'No?' 'Mitä helvetti.. sorry. I thought you were guy..'

She felt a laugh creeping up her throat. She doubled over, suddenly relieved. 'Hah! What a weird coincidence, i thought you were a woman!'

#also i didn’t change anything here this is unedited #this is probably the most cursed shit we ever produced #we tried to make it as cringe as possible #frantic fanfic #pantrygeist is forcing me to add the main tag god help me #käärijä

[leolaroot]

helo I am a little buzzed but I want to say LSBIANS ARE SOO COOL. I am a gay man unfortunately but I love lesbians so much if we didnt have lesbians there would be no wrold! peace love also have good day

AGREE I'm also not a lesbian just a seasoned appreciator and fellow gaygirl........genuinely though most of my closest friends are lesbians and I'm dating BEAUTIFUL AWESOME LESBIANS and when I meet a lesbian my heart sings and dances around because they are so SWAG

[noelashe]

he it lsbians names kris when they retch loudly two times

[sozanjakson20]

#futanari#sex#lsbian🔞#ghacha_life_sex💦❤️firs round 😋

#kawaii #sexy costumes

[menalez]

Do you or your followers have a link to that post that is like "how is transition homophobic" in a question to a blog and the reply lists a few links, including about what happens in iran? I think lsbian-lizards had rbed it but the stupid trmed her.

kinda wanna see this post ur talking about

[wriggler-naming-suggestions]

Lsbian Vaiybe

< people never suggest genu:ne ones w:th a f:rst and last name >

#suggestion #< : dooont get :t though >