"dsmp was endless angst with no happy endings" really cause i saw the badlands utterly torn apart in the egg arc and then foolish-scamming besties the next day in lsandburg
also i love how unhinged bbh and foolish interactions are, but especially with the knowledge that that’s literally the canon dsmp ending for the two of them. like they’re just annoying the shit out of each other Forever and Ever in perpetuity
also why the fuck is c!skeppy canonically in ohio. i'm assuming cc!bad meant the ohio on the dsmp which means he's at the moved mansion but why?
honestly sus considering that c!bad keeps saying that he's busy and won't tell us with what... the fact that he's been collecting all of that tnt and enchanted books for him and skeppy to use ("Yeah we're gonna use this" - bbh to skeppy) and now he supposedly needs a stack of gold from sam's gold farm for golden apples is really sus.
it implies that bad is actually doing something with the egg (i am 100% sure that those log entries are not written by c!bad though. there's more evidence that suggests the contrary) because of the whole situation of golden apples.
for context, during bd island, on 3/2/21, c!skeppy was showing signs of being corrupted again (he quite literally remarked that his face was turning red and that he felt extremely off), and said that the only way he could be "healed" would be if he got a golden apple. they then mined for gold and made the golden apple, and c!skeppy was instantly better after consuming it (even if he would later on get corrupted again)
that sounds really insignificant until you realize that... c!happyduo has always carried golden apples on them since that occurence? the lsandburg toll was also golden apples as well and skeppy literally paid the toll for foolish to try and encourage him to pay it
so anyways we can infer that the golden apples r some sort of egg-infection deterrent, which then leads me into the surface of my theory
given that sam bucket is connected to the egg and c!happyduo have really weird connections to the egg, i think the four entities are related?
not only that its incredibly sus that c!happyduo has said NOTHING about the golden apples being a temporary cure and also that they've said NOTHING pertaining to whatever canonically happened in the final egg stream.
i honestly think c!happyduo have ulterior motives concerning the egg. it's a really long and complicated theory but imo it explains basically every plothole in the egg arc. i might post about it later or i'll force @thequeerspider to do it for me because i'm lazy (they probably won't and i probably won't either so don't count on it too hard)
so anyways yeah.
also given that c!bad has limited powers of teleportation and changing the time of day, hypothetically if he's linked to the egg in some way you could explain the crazy shenanigans with sam bucket as partially caused by c!bads powers going out of wack (this would explain the weird "time travel" like shit that happens and how sam bucket has literally teleported... c!bad may be causing that unintentionally)
so yeah thanks this didn't go into detail whatsoever and probably doesn't make any sense because i didn't provide any evidence or my reasoning but take my weird ramble ig
bad has postponed a war in order to teach a DARE class, so i'm gonna need everyone who thought l'sandburg was not worth watching to give me their lunch money
i see so many posts like "the qsmp is much better than dsmp because-" and most of the times theyre right. however. sometimes its just a "your pov" problem cause badboyhalo hasnt changed. hes always been incredibly inclusive of other ccs in the lore and he and foolish practically carried improv rp for a period of time 😭 what im trying to say is maybe if u had enjoyed some egg lore and lsandburg-
l’sandburg being set in the future has the same energy as when you’re writing a story and get an idea for a scene that hasn’t happened yet but you Have to write it Right Now
I find it weird that it seems like most people in the fandom agree that we miss having more improv lore even though we do appreciate the more structured scripted lore as well, but then I see some people calling L’sandburg filler just because Wilbur isn’t writing it. L’sandburg is a perfect example of fully improv lore and while it doesn’t have to be treated with 100% narrative weight, it’s still Foolish and BBH’s right to improv their own lore if they want. Even if Wilbur’s back writing, he’s still not the main writer for every plot (Ponk and Puffy have both been working on their own solo lore for months for example.) IDK I just think it’s really weird that so many people agree they miss having fully improv lore included, but then some just look at the L’sandburg plot and assume it doesn’t matter so they just disregard it completely? It can be a fun side story, which is what I think of it as, and still not be filler.
“L’Sandburg bit isn’t funny” first of all it isn’t a bit it is lore, second off What could be funnier than an ex cult leader moving to the lawn of the god he had executed with the help of local catmaids, telling the god to “DIEEEE” in a book named <3, getting the prison guard to help him scam said god, making an island for turtles following a dramatic turtle romance, teaching a DARE class to his accomplices AND said god instead of making war plans, almost revealing the god’s secret basement, collecting llamas as his citizens, giving the god’s dad an excuse to move in next to her son, and sending notifs like “COME HANG OUT WE ARE GOING TO WAR”