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#lowkey wanna fry a roach
fixfoxnox · 1 year
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ANY MORE JACKSON AND ROACH HEADCANONS??? I LOVE THEM ♥️♥️♥️
I absolutely have more about Jackson and Roach I always have more about them 💙💙💙
This is less of a headcanon and more of a bts because a recent comment reminded me of this
But I initially intended to kill Jackson off during the demon dogs chapter 😔
He saved his own life by being so lovable cause after writing him for like two seconds I was like "okay well you're sticking around forever now so"
And I'll never regret saving his life he's my little skrunkly
Jackson has tattoos, like a lot of them
Two full arm sleeves, a back tattoo, one across his left thigh. He got all of them after leaving the military
It was something that one of his brothers who was a tattoo artist brought up to him to help with self-expression/recovery
He initially planned on only getting one, however he caught the tattoo bug and just keeps getting them now (same Jackson)
Compare to Roach who has never had a tattoo in either of his lives
He's lowkey scared of the needle
Went with Simon when he got some in his first life
Also went with him to get some of his piercings
The workers were cool and he liked the environment but the idea of a needle poking his skin repeatedly makes him feel sick, so he knows it will probably never happen
Roach has a hoarde of embarrassing pictures of Jackson from their time together on Griggs squad
He definitely uses them as blackmail when he needs to
He's shown Gaz a few, but every now and then when Jackson is getting a little too rowdy he'll drop a "don't make me show those pictures to Gaz"
Jackson goes pale every time and immediately stops
The entire team desperately want to know what the pictures are, especially Gaz. Roach refuses to tell them
Meanwhile, Jackson has like 0 pictures of Roach from their time on Griggs squad
Not from a lack of trying, but any time he went to take a picture of Roach it always came out like some sort of photo of a cryptid
No seriously, he has a picture of Roach that looks like an exact copy of that one Bigfoot picture
Another one where everything is blurry but Roach's eyes are literally glowing
"Why the fuck are you so spooky Sanderson, holy shit?"
They used to hold hands a lot while on their first squad. Not out of romance or anything, they just liked the comfort.
Jackson is absolutely no help at convincing Roach's family that they aren't dating
Like they'll be having dinner together and Roach will get up to leave the room and Jackson will jokingly drop a "hate for him to leave, love to watch him go" comment
Jackson also just randomly drops flirty comments to Roach for funsies which does not help
"Damn Sanderson, were those pants fifty percent off? Cause I'd love them if they were 100% off 😏"
"Fuck, you need someone to hold those buns for you Sergeant? 😏"
He mostly stops when he starts dating Gaz. Mostly because he actually just starts with those comments toward Gaz instead.
Roach is, obviously, fighting for his life trying to convince his family that he and Jackson are just best friends
*que them cuddling on a couch while Roach is talking to Jonathan like "I don't know why you guys think we're dating" as Jackson snuggles closer to him*
"I wonder why short fry. I wonder why."
Jonathan is the most convinced their dating. He likes Jackson a lot so he's lowkey rooting for it
Once was like "hey Jackson wanna come help me pick out a gift for Roach?"
Then drove them to a jewelry store to look at wedding rings
"Roach would like that one. It would be perfect for a beach proposal"
"I'll let his future boyfriend know that"
">:("
Eddie lowkey does not approve of Jackson and his constant flirting so he's constantly like
"Roach, don't you think you need someone better. More mature than Jackson?"
"Yup, that's why I'm not dating him."
"Fine, don't listen to me then."
Roach's parents are just supportive either way
They do a weekly call together to just talk about things. The calls usually last around an hour or two, depending on how much they have to say
Roach starts seeing Jackson in person a lot more when Jackson and Gaz start dating. He's very very happy about it.
Sometimes members of the 141 forget that Jackson used to be military too, so he'll do something and they're just like 😦 cause they forgot
Jackson can and will lift anyone and everyone. His job literally is the gym and he lived training upper body strength
Sometimes he'll just randomly walk in and pick someone up
He did it to Ghost once and nearly got knocked out so he's never done it to him again
Absolutely terrified of Price because of the shovel talk situation and no one else understands his fear
Roach is literally so fucking fast
Like genuinely a little speed demon.even worse is that he's also really good at moving around quick turns, so a lot of time its extremely hard to catch/grab on to him
He uses it to his advantage a lot in training and it frustrates the hell out of Soap
Loves bats and loves the zoo
His favorite date to do with Soap and Ghost is to go to the zoo together. He typically chooses to zoo for the date days that are all about him (aka when his two boys are going on a mission without him)
He will literally drag them around to all of the different enclosures and doesn't let them leave until he's satisfied that he's seen everything
He always buys the little feeder cups for the birds and the fish
He buys a new animal plush every time that they go. He even have multiples of some of them because he insists on it
"Its a tradition! I don't care if I already have four bat plushes there's room for a fifth!"
He doesn't have to get on his tip toes to kiss Ghost and Soap, but he finds himself doing it most of the time just so they don't have to lean down too much to kiss him
He's a biter idc
He and Soap will bite people they don't like
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provokedgoalie · 3 years
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I spot something scurrying across the floor in my peripheral vision. It is a roach! I scream and yeet a shoe at it. I miss terribly. You barge into the room. “What's wrong?” you questioned, widened eyes scanning my distraught face.
My lips tremble as I point at the disgusting creature crawling in my discarded shoe. You stride towards my light up sketchers – a gift from my papa – and carefully lift it up, as to not alarm the tiny cretin.
You leave my presence; curiosity nipped at me, like a pigeon pecking at random objects littered on the dirty sidewalk. I follow you to the kitchen where you situated yourself. You make a racket as you toss pots and pans here and there, searching for something in particular.
You retrieve a skillet, hefting it high above your head, “Ah ha!” You bring the stove to life; a roaring fire licked at my body – ouchie.
You set the skillet down and with a flick of your wrist, you flip my badass footwear upside down – the roach lands on its back; limbs claw the air frantically for purchase. I can almost hear its screams as you force it down with a spatula. You toss your head back and cackle manically.
I look on in horror, disturbed by your actions.
I cannot believe you did not add oil (or butter. I'm not picky) beforehand.
To this day, the smell of charred bug still lingers in the air.
Let it be a warning to the rest of the pests that wander these halls.
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