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#loving food is not a personality trait btw
grishaverse-chaos · 8 months
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sweetbrier2908 · 3 months
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my headcanon about "who fell first who fell harder" (demon bros)
so this is the first version i came up with (btw i did plan to write about 500 words for each headcanon but i gave up after writing mammon's and satan's)
lucifer: they fell first he fell harder
mammon: he fell first and harder
levi: they fell first he fell harder
satan: they fell first and both fell hard
asmo: he fell first and harder
beel: they fell first and both fell hard
belphie: he fell first and harder
and this is what i most agree with after reading a tweet explaining this trope and a long long long chat with myself inside my head:
https://x.com/absolutesilly/status/1648056142403338241?s=46&t=WI8jE12Tt_tbQ_NQiMyKhg
lucifer: they fell first he fell harder (when he realized that he was in love with the human yes the human he had threatened multi times and nearly killed twice, he was surprised and not surprised at the same time, i mean he must have had sensed this for a while but it really shocked him somehow because he did the exact same thing he hoped his brothers wouldn't do - making a pact with a human. they're family, remember? and he also realized that the reason he wanted to sign his life to this human is because he loved them! isn't it a fucking shocking truth to such a pride demon whose sister get killed because loving a human?)
mammon: he fell first and harder (i feel like they're both likely to fall in love at the same time but mc do realize that they're in love with mammon, and one day mammon just like fuck i love them i don't want to lose them *yes, im mentioning lesson 16 incident*)
levi: they fell first he fell harder (i read on tumblr that someone said levi fell face first in the exact hole mammon made when he had fallen, it's so true, it's like the best interpretion of their dynamic, levi just like oh shit im a normie now)
satan: he fell first and they fell harder (yes, from "they fell first and they both fell hard" to this is wild, isn't it but let me explain. i feel like satan did fell first maybe he fell in love with mc the moment mc let him play his detective game *true detective kind of murder case to be precise*, man is the kind to fall in love over simple thing like that, he appreciates kind and small acts. and mc may fell harder not too long after that because they saw the soft and gentle side of satan and boom, isn't him always this soft? isn't him always this pretty? how could i not realize it up til now?)
asmo: they fell first and he fell harder (why? you may ask but im thinking that asmo has an ability to realize and compliment people's charm so maybe he realize mc's charm, mc's good trait and do you guys fall in love with the people who praise you because i do, so this might lead to mc falling first and then after that night before mc leaving asmo was drunk and wasted and suddenly realize that he was not the person he love the most anymore)
beel: he fell first they fell harder (despite being super oblivious sometimes, beel is still a very sensitive and gentle guy. i mean look at the whole forging a pact with beel arc, look at how he treated luke and mc and then the whole making pact scene like omg he was so so so soft and he knew from the start that he loves mc's food and the food taste better with mc and he wants to have meal with mc everyday. and mc may think he treats everyone the same way he treates mc, and then after some point they were starting to try hard to prove that they're the one for beel, without knowing that he had fallen for them)
belphie: he fell first and they fell harder (i just can't imagine mc falling first for belphie, i mean he killed them remember??? still, i think that belphie did fall for them first while being locked in the attic them through their interaction and conversation but he brushed them all off because this was to supposed to be his revenge!!! but after finding mc was lilith's descendant, he embraced all his love for them without hesitation. and then we have mc who slowly realize he's just a spoiled traumatized little brat).
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intheshadowsbehindyou · 7 months
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Hello! I was wondering if you could write about the Merc's with a gn! reader who loves baking?
Btw, I love your writing style! It all feels so accurate and it's helping to feed this new fixation of mine <3 <3
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I see we have some food lovers in the askbox, chat. *crackles knuckles* you ask, and daddy delivers.
Mercs with somebody who gives them food
Scout:
- Depends on your current location. The gravel wars isn’t short of moving from place to place. If it’s somewhere like japan he’ll go full weeb mode and eat nothing but fish related dishes. You know speed racer? In the fucked up TF2 universe there’s a speed racer themed restaurant. Take him there. (On second thought maybe don’t go eating with him in Japan he might eat the Hiroshima rocks.)
- He swears he’s on a diet but it’s inconsistent as fuck. This is the same guy who canonically eats radiation we’re talking about here. You hand him some warm bread you baked and he’s ecstatic. You catch him sprinkling something on his slice. It’s grounded up like pepper. He’s like “This? This shit is fuckin’ perfect. The person who owns my gym back in boston recommended it for energy. Tastes great.” You read the label and you realize it’s grounded up uranium.
- If you make him homemade fried chicken he’ll nearly choke up. Seriously. nobody’s ever done that for him before. Giving him food in general is also his love language but chicken? He thinks you want to marry him forever and ever now.
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Soldier:
- You don’t really know what soldier likes.. He doesn’t make anything very evident and tries his hardest to make his one defining trait being that he’s a veteran. But you know that’s not true. You decide to make him some sandwiches and he’s confused. “Huh.. Well that’s some weird tasting MREs. Not complaining. It’s actually really good. Shame that civilians can’t get the same luxury right now.” He says. You have no idea how to explain that WW2 is virtually nonexistent anymore.
- Finally you settle with something. Honey with warm bread. Instead of eating slices like a normal person he just swallows the entire loaf like a snake. You are worried for this man’s intestines. He seems to be fine however.
- Gives you either a romantic or platonic kiss on the head. Your pick. His breath smells sugary and sweet and you nuzzle your head against his collarbone in response. This is his way of showing he appreciated the food.
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Demoman:
- I sure hope you’re capable of producing stew because that’s all he eats when he isn’t unhealthily suppressing his own hunger with scrumpy.
- You get him to eat a variety of food somehow. Although he’s picky, he isn’t impossible either. Due to growing up in an orphanage he was no stranger to having to cook for himself at times when the caretakers just really didn’t care. You exchange recipes. For some reason he has an entire Scottish cookbook under his bed. As well as a book on “Leonerdo Da Fuq’s Basic Guide To blowing Sentries Up. And making it look like an accident.”
- He’s very thankful. Demoman’s not much of a foodie. He eats to live rather than lives to eat. But your snacks hit different. They’re made with your love. That’s why they’re so much better than what he typically eats.
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Engineer:
- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THATS HIS JOB. HE’S THE OVERBEARING GRANDMOTHER THAT WONT STOP SHOVING FOOD INTO HER KIDS MOUTH!!! NOT YOU!!!
- He eats everything you give him. Even if it doesn’t particularly tickle his fancy. His belly is big and swollen afterwards and you want to squish him so bad. That’s a pillow waiting to be laid on. He then tells you fond memories of thanksgiving and when his mother would cook his family an entire turkey dinner.
- He responds twofold by making you something as well. You wake up one day to find an entire breakfast platter laid on your end table. There’s a little sticky note there and although it doesn’t have a name on it — the dash alongside the expertly drawn symbol of his class is evident enough. Only somebody with expertise in blueprints would draw something like that. Hint hint.
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Heavy:
- Heavy isn’t a dumbass by any means but this is a certified Heavy L situation. He thinks you’re trying to offend him at first because people call him fat on a regular basis. Medic explains from afar that actually it’s a gesture meant to express hospitality, and upon realizing you were just being nice he looks embarrassed and rubs the back of his neck.
- Lets you spoon feed him your food. He likes it for some reason. He likes any kind of meat, and protein. He eats that shit everyday. Not just that but dark chocolate and other bitter tasting foods as well. Despite his massive size he doesn’t actually eat large portions at a time.
- He knows how to make mostly deserts. Takes on a sort of mentor role and tries to teach you how to bake cakes and stuff like that. You’ve never seen Heavy in such a domesticated setting. Watching him go about cooking without breaking somebody’s skull in for once was actually kind of surreal.
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Pyro:
- Cook / get them nothing but sweets. They won’t eat anything else. You begin to wonder if Pyro is even remotely human because of how much unhealthy food they eat. (But then again you’ve seen soldier survive losing both his arms and Medic sowing them back on. It’s probably fine.)
- They are unbelievably excited to see you walk into the room with plates and/or boxes. You’ve unintentionally pavloved them into associating it with your food. They clap and make grabby hands. Wanting to see what sweets you’ve brought them.
- It’s actually quite odd.. You see them retreat into their quarters to eat their food. It’s clear they’ve eaten it because they always take the plates back but you’re never allowed to see them eat directly. They don’t attend dinner with the other mercs or even breakfast.
- DO NOT LET THEM NEAR THE FUCKING OVEN. DO NOT LET THEM COOK. THE ADMINISTRATOR MADE IT AGAINST THE RULES TO LET PYRO NEAR THE STOVE.
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Sniper:
- “Bloody hell.. This for me?” His voice hiked up a little. A little shocked that somebody would even consider making or buying him food in the first place, Only his parents ever did that for him. He takes it hesitantly but his expression doesn’t seem negative. Just incredibly dumbfounded. You had got him some donuts from a market in tuefort. You figured it would go well with his coffee.
- Immediately starts eating them. Sniper is both a meats sort of guy and a sweets sort of guy. Looks from side to side to make sure nobody saw him take your offer. That would be a embarrassing. He grabs the entire box and retreats into his camper van like a rat.
- He then slowly opens the door.. “Oh, right. Bugger. This is typically the moment I comfortably invite you in.” He cringes at the thought. Leaving the door open for you, and moving aside to let you in. He begins telling you the basics about how to hunt your food. For some reason it’s all incredibly dangerous aussie animals though. Some of the stuff doesn’t sound edible but he’s apparently eaten. He’s especially passionate about how to properly cook crocodiles.
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Medic:
- Pretentiously nitpicks the fact you brought him cupcakes. Citing his knowledge about how too much sugar consumption can kill you… whilst simultaneously eating the cupcakes.
- “Even worse yet —- they ruin your dental health. Hoo, i’d hate to be on the receiving end of a tooth filling by an angry dentist.” He says, shoving more of your sweets into his face. You wonder if he’s even self aware of what he’s doing to be honest. “Although I do envy their sadism! It’s much worse than mine, actually — Das schmeckt gut.” He adds.
- He frowns. You knew Medic had loved cupcakes in particular so you were confused at first. Well it wasn’t that. In fact it was something more stupid. “Well then again the consumption of sugar is important for our bodies, I must add. With the wrong diet we could die from low blood sugar. I wonder if it is possible to extract all the sugar from a human body using a sort of giant homebrewed syringe. It is in theory possible for me to—“ The man is at his chalkboard writing down mathematical equations again.
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Spy:
- When you give him food for the first time he’s unbelievably pouty. Couldn’t you have asked him his tastes first? He hesitantly eats what you give him anyway. As long as it isn’t fried, fast food, candy or anything that wasn’t expensive as fuck.
- Incredibly good table manners. Incredibly good at cooking his native cuisine. For some reason he’s intent on insisting that french food is superior than any other food. When you’re eating with him he straightens your posture, politely puts your napkin in your lap and schools you on the fact you’re not using your salad fork or whatever. There’s way too much pointless shit on his table. Who the fuck created all these weirdly specific rules?
- Eventually he’s so tired from trying to teach you he loses his temper and crosses his arms like a discontent toddler while you eat nonchalantly. “What?” You say. Using the wrong fork again. He’s still staring at you. “What?!” You repeat yourself. “I love you, Spy.” You say. Shoving more food into your mouth. He keeps glaring at you.
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luci-luck · 16 days
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Earth “ponies” go first! MASSIVE autism dump comin’ atcha live
TW: ableism , grief , parental death (just in case the tags failed)
This is more so for me but I still wanted to share 🫶
Sandstone (Pinkie):
- b i g puppy energy
- Built for work but prefers to play
- Has crystal pony genes but depression makes them subdued. Can only go full crystal mode in a moment of pure and raw jubilation.
- after constantly being told who she’s supposed to be, they rejected the idea of labels entirely
- no labels for gender or sexuality means loving Pinkie does not impact your sexuality score!
- (intersex is not about gender but biological sex. That being said many intersex people use intergender as their gender as it relates to their experience as an intersex person.)
- deals with internalized ableism due to conservative fillyhood environment. Feels bad when they need to ask for help/support. Got herself an unofficial certificate in psychology so he can be his own therapist (it doesn’t work out)
- Parents would totally support the pony version of Autism Speaks just saying. Pinkie’s dad thinks neurodivergency is curable with hard work and the right attitude whilst her mom mourns the loss of her son after the diagnosis.
- ADHD makes xeir rejection sensitivity off the charts
- Internal battery runs on the company of others so can’t ever live alone.
- Had problems with food insecurity
- Relies on sugar as a steady supply of dopamine
- Can have moments of poor motor control. Clumsy
- Eyesight is bad but doesn’t wear glasses. Afraid that ponies will start thinking he is smart and they will expect even more from him. (In human world she wears contacts)
- Feels embarrassed being high support needs and just wants to be treated like everybody else. Hates when xer parents call her “special”
- Also hates being infantilized but is not confident in their decision making
- Xe is a sensory seeker unlike the rest of their family who are all sensory avoiders. Sisters compromise and try to meet his needs. Pinkie in turn tries to be mindful of their touch aversion but finds it hard sometimes. “Everypony’s just so scoop-able!”
- Trained Gummy to “stay”. Is very proud of his emotional support gator
Applejack:
- Is incredibly strong for her size
- feels like she has to constantly prove herself worthy of taking over the farm. Has gotten into arguments with Big Mac about overexerting herself
- Is a hinny (donkey mom and stallion dad) (ofc hinnies are supposed to have tails more like horse but I love the lion tail on AJ so 💁‍♀️) (I said mule in ALT text because most people don’t know what a hinny is)
- Because of this, she is more calm under pressure and thinks more logically
- has major depression from grief and ptsd (duh)
- Isn’t used to being in a stress free environment so she creates the stress
- Likes running the apple stand but certain families trigger her
- Obsessed with anything from the past generation. A time when her parents were young and happy
- Can be a bit insensitive to other’s problems and wants them to “put on their big girl pants” like she had to.
- Feels like she has to fill in the roles her parents used to do. Especially so Applebloom and Granny don’t have to stress over as many things.
- Was in the process of cutting her mane when she remembered that AB liked to braid it so she stopped half way.
- Is the mom of the friend group. Makes sure everyone’s needs are met before tending to her own. (Which is bad btw)
- Has problems with insomnia but getting better.
- Struggles with OCD and will repeat unnecessary tasks if she believes it will help protect her family
- Has an emotional support dog named Winona who also reminds AJ to take breaks 🐕‍🦺
- Sees no point in getting her chronic pain checked out. Will hopefully change her mind in the future. Wears leg braces to ease the soreness.
- Got diagnosed later on. Grief masked her autistic traits.
- Also has a hard time asking for help but has gotten better after she found out that Applebloom has been internalizing that mindset. She must lead by example
- Stick around long enough and she’ll happily invite you over with a hot cup of cider 🍺
- (Other people tend to fall in love while getting to know someone. Demiromantics however need to get to know the person first and then develop romantic feelings later)
- Thought she wasn’t capable of developing crushes until she got to know Coloratura.
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carols-writting · 8 months
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aaaa fiquei tão feliz quando vi alguém brasileiro na fandom :’3 eu posso fazer uma request em português mas vc escreve em inglês pfv? (primeira vez que eu faço isso rsrsrs)
Wukong e Macaque (eu li os nomes deles em português e ficou muito estranho hsjajahja) com um s/o de gênero neutro brasileiro? alguém com o nosso jeitinho amigável e sociável (na maior parte), alguém que fala muito e sempre está disposto a ajudar, faz gambiarras… cê sabe.
elu chamando os meninos de “meu bem”, “meu amor” “vida”, fazendo nossas comidas pra eles, rindo de um jeito contagiante, andando por aí de chinela e bermuda, etc…
FAZER REQUEST EM PORTUGUÊS É MUITO ESTRANHO MDS
aliás vc escreve muito bem <3
HOW WUKONG AND MACAQUE REACT TO A BRAZILIAN READER
fluffy + romantic
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scenario: reader is brazilian and have brazilian traits! they are friendly, funny in a childish way, sociable, always want to help, talkative BUT is able to defend themself just well. they hate to trown things in the trash so they always try to repair things... in their own way. they also use petnames in brazilian portuguese, make brazilian food as a gift and laugh in a funny way
reader: they/them pronouns used, style is mentioned as more of a mandrake like (i just love mandrakes and want to give them representation), a request
warnings: no warnings
authors note: OMG OMG OMG BRASIL MENTIONED AAAAAAAA!!!1! no, but really, i love write brazilian representation, we are so cool fr fr. im literally shaking of excitement!!!1!!! im glad you think my writting is good! im kinda insecure about it cause i study alone... if you can call "fucking around and finding out" studying... anyway! obrigado!!! tenha um bom dia e obrigado pelo pedido, achei divertido escrever >w<
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SUN WUKONG
- he notices the way you talk when yall first meet (accent, catch phrases...) but he didnt wanted to question it, he thought you was going to feel like he was making fun of you
- like stated in the past by me, he have accent in others languages, so he knows it may make you self conscious
- he loves your accent btw (check my "sun wukong react to a reader w accent" post for details)
- but when yall are dating and yall are both is in his house
- yall are having a (playfully) argument, like a love language type of way
- and you acidently say a phrase in portuguese
- "AI- oque o cu tem haver com a calça??" "... what"
- he stare at you in silence for some seconds, you are ready to explain or say "forget it"
- but his face lighten and he seens all exicated
- "repeat it." he say seriously but he looks and sounds so amused, his eyes widened and fixed in you
- "... oque o cu tem haver com a calça?" ":0"
- he loves the way you pronunce words in your first language
- like- LOVE LOVE
- like you just said a love confession
- makes his brain happy :D
- he later on find out that you are brazilian
- hes very curious, ask you a lot of questions about your country
- you explain and make him do a "L" w his hand
- hes very confused to why you scream "FAZ O L!!!1!"
- also asks you to teach him swears and insults
- so when macaque is close, he just turns to you and say "ele é very much feio e arrombado muleke"
- his accent <3333
- anyway- he loves your personality
- you are so sweet
- dosent mind your loudness at all
- he loves how talkative you are, finally someone likes to talk when he dosent have anything to say
- hes alone for a long time, i see him not knowing how to interact w pretty people (aka, u)
- he also admire you for always looking forward to helping others
- how you see a kid alone in the streets, looking around in a lost way
- the kid didnt know chinese but you didnt gave up, using google translator and succeeding in helping the lost kid + calming them down
- also when MK have too much orders, you also help him as much you can
- he have a soft spot for who helps his little guy (/p)
- your "8 years old latino boy in a public school" jokes are very funny to him
- not so different than his humour, but you (somehow) can be worse than him
- ALSO admires how you are good in arguing and standing up for yourself and others
- a regular costumer was being rude to pigsy and was fatphobic w him, you immediately jumped in
- "skinny is not a proof of healthiness. if was, your skinny mom wasnt dead because of cancer. hes what? 48? and your mom was what? 32? well- 'was' because now shes dead" you decide if you was rudely loud and clapping or rudely quiet with arms crossed
- everyone paused in silence but you just stared at the costumer with a intimidating glare
- "OOOOOOOOOOH" mei screamed in the top of her lungs and you had a flashback of your public school years
- you are cruel and rude when needed, he admires that
- also, he thinks is very funny how you hate to trash things
- bro was very amused by how your flip flop had a wire because it broke
- and how you explained to him what "gato" is
- so- theres a way to make the electric box dont notice all the energy and water you use??? so your bills are cheaper than it should be?????
- yall are very creative sometimes
- you wear mandrake style
- if masc, a example is a black shirt w a yellow jaguar, black cardigan shorts and a yellow sneakers + golden chain necklace and a yellowish juliet
- if fem, a example is a white crop top hoodie, a blue jeans mini skirt and white snickers + a silver chain necklace and a blueish juliet
- your makeup style is also so cute!!!1!!
- now, imagine you, w a grumpy face and juliet, laying down in your bed... w a elsa blanket...
- he dosent know if its a joke or not- but it makes him laugh
- everytime you call him petnames in your first language, he "hihihi" giggles and smiles
- "meu bem, can you pass me the control?" "hihihi *gives you the control*"
- sometimes call you "amor"
- you love his accent so much >w<
- "you are so... serelepe" "im what?"
- you struggled to explain it but you succeed it
- now he calls you it
- "you cant kill him!" "teu cu" "... *sigh* you are so fucking serelepe garota" he pouts and looks the other way
- hes totally ok when you playfully insult him, he gets it. its fun
- makes him be more comfortable in messing around w you faster
- and when you cook brazilian food to him? AYO
- brazilian food often have dishes w rice, and our rice isnt so different than chinese rice
- so he would love the way you make rice
- he loves to eat junk, but hes not statunitian to JUST eat it. hes a old style guy in some ways, he likes traditions and especially the chinese culture (looks at the english fandom)
- so he sometimes order healthy food (mostly pigsy noodles, to support his little guy /p)
- he CAN cook, but... does he WANTS to do it? well...
- hes CENTURIES alone in his cottage house, just getting junk food and healthy foods made by other people. nothing too different
- so when he finds someone who makes uncommon food dishes? (at least "uncommon" for him)
- ooooh- hes so happy.
- LOVES LOVES the combination w rice. rice and beans and banana and tomatoes and meat in churrasco style? kiss me.
- CHURRASCO ITSELF??? marry me.
- ooooh- formigueiro cake- his heart is hurting of joy
- BRIGADEIRO??? just get in his bed already /j
- he loves your laugh SO. MUCH.
- the way its funny sounding
- especially if you snort. or gasp for air. or do this typical laugh of a motorcycle running. or just sound like you are dying. or loud laughs.
- anyway, hes just happy that you are so fucking nice and cute
MACAQUE
- another one who noticed your way of talking, he dosent question it cause he simply dont give a single fuck
- dont get me wrong- he is curious- but he simply just dont want to ask. if you wanted, you would tell him
- also loves your accent (check my "macaque reacts to reader w a accent" post for more details)
- but when yall are in your house (who practically turned into his)
- watching a horror movie and you just insult the main character in your first language...
- "puta que pariu- MAS- TU É UM BURRO??? UMA PUTINHA??? CARALHOW- VAI TOMA NO MEIO DO SEU C- nossa mano."
- he just looks at you with a amused face, processing the situation and when he does, his tail start to move like a cat and he pauses the movie
- "what?-" "i love your language. *movie start to play again*"
- hes totally down for learning about your language and country
- hes also super interested in the history and culture
- "and you can tell wukong 'o chupa cu vai te chupar se você não cala a boca'" "... chope cu?"
- you explain to him what 'chupa cu' is
- hes very confused... WHO TF HAD THIS MONSTER IDEA??? A MONSTER WHO LITERALLY IS CALLED "ass sucker"?????
- he told it to wukong tho
- and didnt gave him a translation
- wukong thinks he just got cursed
- also calls you "pirallha"
- "TEU CU. that i will do it" "*roll eyes* pirallha do caralho"
- his accent too <33333
- also loves your personality
- you are so nice, something he needs to experience
- hes not a big talker, so hes glad that you can carry the conversation going and going alone
- he loves to hear you, even when you are saying to someone go to the hoe house... or saying that your ass turned cold (i swear is not a sexual phrase I SQEAR PLEASE BELIVE ME)
- the way you are so kind to everyone you respect? makes his heart go all fuzzy
- the way you help pigsy do the noodles in the morning
- or when you help a stranger in the street to carry their heavy stuff
- you always are making jokes to make others laugh or just to have a fun time in general
- even tho your humour is childish, still never fails to make others laugh (for finding it funny or just being shocked w your latino jokes)
- makes others happy makes YOU have a nice time- your such a sweet person omg
- did i said you "are kind to anyone who you respect"? yeah. is kinda easy to lose your respect
- someone said how your accent is "so fucking weird and you should stop talking"
- you just look at them up and down w your best mean (debochada) face
- "really? your mother loved it. the way i demanded her to call my name w my accent was pretty cute in her eyes. well- what can i say? some mommys have a better taste than their childs. and- oh- your mommy DO have a GOOD taste!"
- bro is laughing so hard and loudly (just to spicy the argument)
- you make gambiarras? he gets it. things are expensive. fuck capitalism /gen
- but when you explained him what a "brazilian electric shower" is... and thats a regular shower but electric... hes what the actual fuck mood
- "and is works just fine!" "... how." "i dont know, im not a-" "no. how yall are still alive." "... luck?"
- again, you wear mandrake style and he thinks is so cool
- is curious about how you do your makeup
- teaches you about chinese makeup too
- then he sees you, in a mandrake style, laying down w a shrek blanket
- he takes a picture and hold on his dear life to not laugh
- everytime you call him petnames in your first language hes so embarassed
- "vida, can you pick this up to me?" "*freezes* ... .... ... *silently give you what you asked for*"
- after 6 months, he gets confident enough to try calling you petnames in portuguese
- not because is in another language, he just think its too much of a personal situation
- now he calls you "minha querida"
- and is the most cute thing ever :3
- "what is lazarento?" "ah, is a insult in the minas gerais region" "hm."
- congrats, now u are a "lazarento"
- "but- you cant just leave! we arent finished cuddling yet!" "foda-se" "*tsk* ... you a fucking lazarento pra porra"
- he LOVES when you playfully insult him
- he loves to playfully insult others
- hes worried of hurting you for some years tho, but w time he will be more confident
- he steals food. nothing can prove me wrong.
- so finally being gifted a food. a food who was meant and MADE for him? hes so glad and happy
- also, hes centuries eating practically the same type of food, a bit of a break isnt so bad...
- hes not very comforted by the uncommon food- but he wouldnt refuse to eat it
- now he just want to eat your food.
- pão de queijo? pamonha? mix of rice and beans w something else? he will love it all
- also, JUST wants to eat your food now
- sometimes he will text u, trying to give hints that he wants your food
- "im hungry 🙁" "want me to order something for u?" "no, i want something else" "meu cu?"
- he dosent respond after that, like a punishment (in a /j way)
- but when he comes to your (his) house and you made dinner? you are forgiven
- your laugh makes him laugh, he loves it
- macaque dosent like the new, but grown to (somehow) like the weird
- so he loves every single weird laugh out there.
- hes glad you are so different, he loves everything about you, especially your weirdness cause thats what difference you of others
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pralinesims · 5 months
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Seven Sins Challenge: Which of your OCs fits pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony and sloth. Then pass it on...(or not, it's okay!) How are you btw???!! Love lots <3
(Also got this ask from @agena87, TYSM!) LANA!! I'm doing a bit better, how about you? ILY and appreciate you so much!!!
Which OC's fit to the seven deadly sins: YES The yes as a joke aside, in all honesty, the majority of aspects/sins would fit to assign to almost any OC of mine, cause most of them are some deeply flawed individuals lol
More fleshed out answers to the traits that fit the most:
Pride: Emilio - He's a very prideful person, proud of his family, proud of his upbringing, proud of his achievements, well, proud of almost everything. Which is one of the reasons why he feels so down whenever something in life doesn't work as he planned, or wished for, or also why he has high standards for other people aswell. He simply wants everyone to be at their max form, cause in his eyes it's a big advantage to have in life.
Greed: Aaron - Well if this isn't fitting idk what is lol. Greed is definitely a big aspect of his personality and of his actions. Like doing outrageous stuff online for reactions? Most of these can be linked back due to him being greedy for followers and attention. It's not only online-based though, craving for recognition and for the feeling of being better than everyone else reflects back to his regular life and interactions aswell.
Wrath: Luca - Dude is pretty fuelled by anger, it's one of the heaviest triggers for his impulses and a big reason why he's often losing control to his urges. Is very heavily attached to the things he holds dear, so whenever something/somebody hurts him, he'll quickly bury the feelings of hurt underneath negativity and that usually leads to explosive moments.
Envy: Sharon - Tbh barely a day of her's goes by without thinking of herself in the shoes of some other. Whether it's because someone else is in a relationship and she is not, or other people getting to interact with their families (because she doesn't have one), feeling happy whenever someone experiences misfortune, leads to her feeling better because at that moment she isn't the one suffering, stuff like that pretty much shapes her mood.
Lust: Vale - Gotta say it's self explaining lmao, and also it just fits all over bc despite being a pretty nihilistic person, he'd feel even less desire to live without simple enjoyments (short lived flings, alcohol or cigarettes, free time alone, etc) in life, so if he wants something, he gets/does it, no matter the measures, or if it's forbidden or frown upon, like he doesn't care about any consequences, cause the lust for his desires (even if only temporary) outweighs most things.
Gluttony: Maggie - This was the hardest one to assign tbh, but it fits to Maggie the most. She's kinda wasteful, for example as in that she buys way too much food, and thus tends to throw a lot of it out, because she just doesn't think about if she will truly use up everything. This doesn't extend to food only, she simply may buy too many things cause she simply can't get enough and loses overview of a realistic view of uses. Also it doesn't help that she gets attached to material possessions kinda quickly.
Sloth: Kaia - She's not lazy at all, it's rather that she often just doesn't... care. A very chill person, some would describe her as too chill. Like, her job? She does it because not many people else would do, and she doesn't mind doing it, cause well, it's just a job to her. Not many things surprise or shock her, as she herself found the explanation for most stuff in life. Which is probably a reason generally why she often seeks out more extreme stuff for excitement.
Gina gets a pass for this challenge bc neither of these sins fit her very much (and she's also the 8th one heh)
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circular-bircular · 5 months
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hi, have you ever read "normal dimensions of multiple personality without amnesia"? i really have no idea how to read these kinds of things but i'm super interested in them, and from my very lacking understanding of it, i thought it might be some validity for endogenic plurality? but again- i really don't understand these things so i'm probably misunderstanding. so! i was wondering if you had any thoughts on it, and perhaps could explain it in simpler terms for those of us who haven't learnt to read these things :)
Hello! Yes, I have unfortunately read that article. It is a fakeclaiming, ableist abomination, in my opinion.
A summary of my thoughts: The authors of the piece, in an attempt to "prove endogenic plurality," suggest that DID is fake, that those who have DID just "gave themselves" the trauma, and that the only pathologic part of DID is the amnesia those systems face. It uses the Fantasy Model (a version of the False Memory Model, wherein people just Fantasize their trauma) to fakeclaim a diagnosed system from a case study.
I wrote an entire debunk of the article over on my alternative blog.
I am disgusted by the researchers of this article, and I'm glad you sought out someone to explain a bit more. If you don't want to slog through that full link, I can give a bit more analysis below (rather than the liveblogging I need to do to get through articles such as that one, since I also struggle with dissecting medical literature!)
TW below for fakeclaiming of both systemhood and multiple types of trauma (sexual, physical, neglectful, etc)
The authors base their study on the idea that children experience shifting personality in adolescence, and argue that this is non-pathological. This is widely accepted! Someone shifting personality traits as they grow up is absolutely not the same as DID. The authors go on to argue that the amnesia criteria was added in the DSM-4, and go further to argue that so-labeled "high-functioning MPD systems" could actually be "totally normal people with multiple personalities with no amnesia."
(Note: "totally normal people" is a lovely touch of ableism, as if people with DID are not normal, and totally normal high-functioning systems without amnesia already have a label. OSDD.)
The methods of this study are so minimally described that I fear my 6th grade students produce better lab reports in their science classes. A survey made by the researchers wherein only one subjective personal response on their own criteria indicates dissociative identity disorder, because it 'totally correlates to the DES, trust us guys'. The sampling is even shorter and negligent to the point of feeling purposeful.
Part of the way through the article, they shift their hypothesis. In the start of the essay, they set out to prove that multiplicity without amnesia is a normal experience and that trauma is what causes amnesia. Here, they change the hypothesis to be a bit reversed; that multiplicity is normal, and in DID, amnesia is imposed upon an already functional multiple system. If your red flags have not raised yet for the fakeclaiming, they should be up now.
Especially because, yep, they go on to fakeclaim a case study, Frieda. This individual was diagnosed with DID. This article claims that most traumatized people do not dissociate (with no source for this claim, particularly because the claim is batshit), and that "fantasizers" like Frieda (you know, a woman with severe trauma) just... imagine their feelings to be fully fragmented parts!
It seems to be that they try to argue that these imagined parts are what every system experiences, and people get amnesia if they imagine they should (as seen by their accusations of Frieda's fantasizing).
BTW: Frieda was orphaned as a child, raised in orphanages where she was abused, neglected, and without proper food and shelter, and then molested by soldiers in the war she was living through. The article skips almost all of her traumatic childhood and suggests that, after being raped (while the original case study states "molested"), she gained amnesia for the event, which made her imaginary friend into a disorder.
So... yeah! There you have it folks: all systems are just made up, and DID/OSDD is caused when those systems (who are making it all up) actually experience something that causes amnesia!
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lemonisntreal · 1 year
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Do you have a Tone Deaf version of Clay Calloway?
(Perfectly fine if you don't. I was just curious, plus I love all your redesigns) 🦁🎸
SORRY THIS TOOK FUCKING FOREVER LMAO [been sitting in my inbox since FEBRUARY THIRTEENTH, HOLY SHIT :D]. YEAH, here he is :pppp a solid draft for you
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Lowkey [highkey] gave up on the clothing wrinkles on the arms, but I still like how it turned out I think. I don't have much on him in terms of rewrite, but I do have some, so I'll dump it all here under the cut.
I swear I love asks, please feel free to say/ask whatever, I'm just horrible at answering in a reasonable time-frame because I always want to make it this beautiful masterpiece and end up turning all of them into full-on posts- or, at least I want to ~_~
Headcanonssss-
Ash gave him that button off her jacket [probably needs to be resized I'm realizing lol] [also I totally adopted this headcanon from someone elses post- might've been yours. Whoever came up with it I love it <3]
Born during the reformation that happened after the war- basically, nobody was really fighting anymore during this time, but some big people in power were still being stupid [aka: not letting their prisoners go]
So that would be somewhere around 1947? Which would put his age at 61 in my universe [which is in 2008- the times are pretty much random, nothing really lines up irl. Ignore how they use tech and other things that shouldn't have been invented yet lol]
He grew up when the Skunk Dolls were new and popular and stuff. And he loved them- so much that the band actually kinda inspired his music career
[Skunk Dolls also made loads of protest songs btw. War stuff]
Takes a ridiculous amount of care with his mane, and if he lets you touch it, that's a true sign of trust
So the Piglets always like to play with it, and Ash has given him braids a few times
He's had that scruffy red jacket since his early days
I should draw patches on it-
Ash probably'll give him a quill or two to put in it too with all the patches and repair stitches
He wears a lot of plaid, I just didn't wanna draw it <3
Rough and torn up clothes too
Everything he owns has some sort of smudge or tear in it from motorbiking and/or just being himself <3
His ears are pierced in almost every way imaginable, and when Ash found out, she went CRAZY
Cue her getting him to try on a bunch of stuff
He likes wrought iron jewelry and has never been a fan of anything with gemstones in it
Buster is terrified of him, but Clay is just kinda a blunt person and it doesn't mix well with Buster sometimes. They get along eventually tho. There was also some really bad timing with the circumstances of how they even met in the first place too lol-
Johnny is also. Super terrified.
Buster and him are like "Ahhh.... that guy scares the living daylights out of me." "Ohh, thank god it's not just me-"
He has a strange out-of-pocket interest in astrology.
And in herbology and plants in general, but he picked that up from Ruby. Astrology was all his, and it is the one thing he will "nerd out" over
Also the kind of guy to make fun of you for nerding out too
Making fun of people is his love language
So is giving people food
He's not great with his words and can find it hard to express love by just telling someone. Back to the bluntness thing, you can often find him accidentally offending someone and he doesn't even realize it
The troupe very quickly learned this and it's more of an endearing trait of his to them [and to most people who know him]
REALLY good cook. Fantastic, in fact. Probably one of the best chefs out of any of the characters.
Learned the hard way that enlisting Buster's help in the kitchen is a bad idea. Also Ash isn't great either, but he actually tries to teach her some of his recipes. And she's quickly improving
Buster was just being an idiot and forgot you shouldn't microwave tinfoil
Clay travels a lot, but spends most of his time in Calatonia [he technically still lives at his and Ruby's house, but he's super scared of accidentally closing himself off again, so he only visits to check up on the flowers and maintain the property pretty much]
He's like Ash's second [and very cool] dad. Which- also intimidates Buster quite a bit :D
I feel like their dynamic could be a sitcom. Clay is Ash's awesome dad and Buster is Ash's lame [endearing] and oddly unhinged and anxious dad who feels like he has to be as cool as Clay [and always fails heehee]
Clay is more entertained by Buster's ridiculous criminal record than horrified and I don't know if that's worrying or just a classic Calloway W
He's a very nonchalant person
Ruby's death is the only time I can really think he had a legitimate emotional break that wasn't just him being snappy [which is also pretty rare]
Clay's also like an uncle to the Piglets
He's kinda just taken up the role of "super awesome miscellaneous family member" for everyone at this point
He's back performing again after Sing 2- just not frequently or putting out any new songs [on his own at least- he might do a collaboration or two with Ash]
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the-rewriter13 · 3 months
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The sin of Gluttony: Beezlebub
Okay, first off I wanna say: the 'original' 7 Deadly Sins will be guys as to fit the canonical lore as the 'Princes of Hell'. But not to worry, the Kid Sins will have varied genders!
Now then onto the rewrite (btw I can't draw so there will be no art by me for these designs lol):
Character Name:
First Name: Beezlebub
Last Name: N/A
Nickname (if any): Beezle (Mammon)
Title(s): Lord of The Flies, Sin of Gluttony
Alias(es):
Basic Information:
Age: ???
Gender: Male -He/Him/His
Date of Birth: ???
Place of Birth: ???
Species: Sin
Residence: Ring of Gluttony
Generation: 1st generation
Sexual Oriention: Bisexual
Voice/Fancast:
Normal: Alex Kapranos (lead singer of Franz Ferdinand)
Singing: Alex Kapranos
Non True Form/Human Physical Appearance:
Height: 15'2
Weight: (?)
Build: Slim and lanky with a sleeper build, due to the high metabolism for gorging food
Skin Colour: Grey (hex: 8E918F)
Hair Color: Jet black (hex: 0A0A0A)
Hair Style: A mullet, you know like Michael fucking Wheeler
Eye Color: A vibrant, almost toxic green (hex: 61DE2A) with a low orange (hex: FC6A03) flame flickering below the pupil that rises in intensity the closer he is to his true form and he has black sclera
Facial Structure: Hollow and emaciated/gaunt looking, with a sharp jawline, deep set eyes and a hawk nose
Scars or distinguishing marks: Hexagon tattoos around his eyes (both pairs, a smaller version for the smaller eyes), replicating the design of a fly's eye(s)
Extra: Medium-sized fly wings that sprout from his back, an extra pair of arms & a smaller pair of eyes that are above the actual set of eyes
Typical Clothing: Black cargo pants,a pastel orange (hex: FF9661) & dark pink (hex: 990049) argyle sweater & a white collared shirt
True Form Physical Appearance:
A large fly with a crown made of bone that grows out of its skull, the eyes still retain the toxic green colour. The wings are a soft gradient of pale orange to white while the body of the fly is ink black
Personality Traits:
Positive Traits: Beezlebub is an all-round rather laid-back person. He's confident and rather witty, wanting to make a good environment for people around him with his playful and enthusiastic attitude.
Negative Traits: Despite his desire to have a warm & comfortable environment associated with himself, it's slightly for his own purpose as Beezlebub isn't above peer pressure or forcing self-indulgence upon a person due to his feeding off others' self-indulgence. This gives him a sometimes sinister and pushy attitude, enthusiasticly cheering you on as your body screams to stop. His impulsive behaviour can also cause problems for both those around him at the time and himself, often causing reckless danger
Background and History:
Parents: God? I mean idk tbh
Siblings (if any): The other Sins, his favourite is Mammon
Current Occupation: He currently lords over the food industry, not very original I know, alongside having a partnership with Mammon in entertainment
Career Goals: ???
Hobbies and Interests:
Hobbies: Beezlebub enjoys partying, especially the types where you go place to place. He's also interested in farming certain things, his latest farm in his HQ is an ant farm (well, Hell's equivalent to ants, demon ants I suppose (I may make a little fact sheet about them lol)), he loves his ants very much
Interests: He loves music, his favourite genre of music is pop while his most hated is ochestral and operatic as it reminds him of Heaven and enjoys sending Ambassadors up to Earth to learn more music, also particularly enjoys musicals his favourite is Heathers!
Relationships:
Marital Status: Beezlebub is in a happy polyamorus relationship with his wife Calliope* & husband Micah*
Romantic Relationships (if any): His wife and husband
Friendships: Leviathan, they both indulge in their roles together, Leviathan growing envious of certain things and Beezlebub uses it as an excuse to self-indulge
Closest Friends: Mammon as Gluttony and Greed can go hand in hand, although they can buttheads every few centuries or so, they're not perfect but are the closest of the Sins
Dislike/Despise: Currently, Beelzebub is at a sorts with Lucifer due to the Pride Sinners running amok in his Ring, worse than normal anyways
Strengths and Weaknesses:
Strengths: Playful, confident, enthusiastic, ambitious & spunky
Weaknesses: Reckless, impulsive, gossipy & impatient
Goals and Ambitions:
Short-term Goals: Continue self-indulgence & up his business prosperity- eradicate the Pride Sinners that are causing a ruckus in his Ring
Long-term Goals: Reform with the other 7DS
Fears and Insecurities:
Common Fears: Fear of ducks
Insecurities: Perfectionism
Quirks and Habits:
Quirks: Rather twitchy hands which causes him to tap tables in meetings & other social interactions, Beezlebub also chews his fingernails when either impatient or anxious. When angry, his wings flutter and a buzzing sound emits from him
Habits: Every new moon he goes out to party with varying people, self-indulge in whatever takes his fancy at the time (obviously)
Moral Code: Chaotic good (for a Sin lmao)- he wants to see his Ring prosper and is willing to help the residents of said Ring if a situation calls for it
Favorites:
Favorite Foods: Nachos
Favorite Books: He's not one for reading, rather prefers the action of movies or shows
Favorite Movies/TV Shows: Watching Vox's channel and Hell's equivalent of Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares
Favorite Music: Pop!
Favorite Color: Purples
Favourite Activities: He quite likes gaming, keeps him active and you can get addicted oh so easily which certainly helps
Dislikes:
Disliked Foods: Rice & pickles
Disliked Activities: Not the biggest fan of meetings as they consume a lot of time where he could be getting work done
Pet Peeves: The sound of static, he dislikes people chewing with their mouth open & background noise such as people talking (however Beelzebub enjoys music as a background sound, and that's it. Just music)
Miscellaneous:
Talents or Skills: Particularly good at playing the electric guitar & beer pong lol
Associated Song(s): Everybody Talks by Neon Trees, The Cult of Dionysus by The Orion Experience ft. ORION & Linda XO
Motivations:
He aspires to one day take revenge on Heaven (as do the other 7DS, it's kind of in their DNA lol)
*The names of the angels present are custom as the 200 hundred fallen angels are unnamed
Let me know if you think there's anything I should add or have any criticisms! I'm open to any constructive criticism :)
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11queensupreme11 · 4 months
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Can I confess something?
I don't really like Anabeth (or Piper for the same reasons)
No hate, I just...
Can't stand the female lead that was popular those years? With all the being rude = cool woman or the I'm really jealous and I'm NOT working with my partner about it, just being angrier (Sakura hater until she met Tsunade)
I really can't stand rude people (Hannibal's girls I think 🤣) and when they're proud of it? Nope, be an asshole but don't forget to say thanks and please
And Anabeth just keeps hitting the "hurting my boyfriend to show love" (Which, we forgot that Percy is an abused kid? My boy doesn't need to think love always hurts, especially when he seems so calm and protective about loving people) Or "I'm intelligent and that means only I can have the reason" (that somehow ended up being a good thing? Or used to make Percy look dumb that... No, just no)
Not saying she isn't a good person or that she's the real villain like some people try to make her see (the other side of the coin, hating a girl and hipping up a boy for the same reason, like the early seasons of Miraculous)
But all the books I was just waiting for Anabeth decide that her career is her priority and break up with Percy (also, perfectly understandable, no hate for being mature about what you want in your life and communicating it)
This isn't hate of course, I know she did a lot for Percy and they're cute together, I just don't see them together when they've to learn to live without war or requests (the little things, like cooking or paying bills and learning to forgive when your partner is at your side and not in danger of dying)
And how I can't stand rude people (If you are rude to servers for waiting for your food then you're wrong here) and Anabeth fans just end up using her fatal flaw to show she isn't Mary Sue ...
Creating a bigger Mary Sue
Love when they make mistakes but if they aren't learning about it then what is the point? If they don't develop then are they perfect? (Movie Hermione) or just don't change? (Bella Swan)
tbh, i never really had a problem with annabeth until someone pointed this out:
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(this is from autumn's character similarity rant btw)
yeah that's basically my only issue with her, and it's not even technically her, just the way almost every female character was written to be so similar to each other 🙃
it was fine in the first pjo series cuz the female characters had different personalities, but in hoo annabeth's personality became less unique because almost every other female character shared the exact same traits as her 😟
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the-real-couchrat · 19 days
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@toothpastecanyon proposed the idea of a post-apocalypse dragon Mizar, and it was too good to resist! May I present;
MIZAR THE MIGHTY!!!!!
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Info and more versions below the cut!
Her name Mezra (might be changed later)
She hoards glitter
Lives in an abandoned “Michelles” (in-universe-Michaels”)
Sleeps in the yarn section
Sleeps with a few glitter bottles, they spill a lot
Keeps the feast of her hoard in a different section
Friendly
Always has glitter in her scales (she likes it)
Sometimes has yarn tangled in her horns
She paints her claws (all of them) with the gold acrylic paint
Those scale patterns under her eyes are natural
Her spikes are a little bit uneven (like in the headshot)
Literally leaves a trail of glitter when she drags her tail
She does not sleep like in the picture, she rolls constantly, which is how she gets so much glitter on her
Deep sleeper
Lonely :( all the humans are scared of her
Daydreams a lot
Likes exploring areas close to home (like forests, or deep caves with lots of space)
Loves the way her scales glint in the sun, but prefers night flying because she can see the lights of the human (and other) villages. She would say hi, but she knows they would probably attack her.
Loves cloud-gazing, and flying through fog
Very excited to meet Alcor, they get along great, and she’s happy to have a friend. He wingmans (?) for her when she’s trying to befriend villages
Alcor often uses a dragon form around her (like 50/50) because I headcannon that he will tweak his appearance if a Mizar is a different species, or just looks drastically different.
Mezra loves his humanoid form, because she can pick him up and make fun of him
Her favorite food are the goats that hang around a few minutes flight from the Michelles
Because she’s a dragon, and hasn’t had much socialization, she has a lot less reservations about killing people.
It’s more of a “I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Mezra” “Aw man” situation.
Notes on the current era:
The apocalypse happened around 12,000 years after the transcendence.
The apocalypse was caused by a magic storm, which wiped out a TON of humanity (and other sapient species), throwing the survivors into a medieval-esque era. ( think Wizard of Lanata, I love that fic btw)
Because of the magic storm, almost all man-made settlements (towns,cities,buildings,anything really) were destroyed, except for very few patches here and there there, which is how the Michelles still exists.
Mezra hatched around 200 years post apocalypse
Alcor is in a silly crazy cycle, so there’s not really much angst despite him being really old.
More versions:
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Mezra’s personality is still a work in progress, but she’s basically the embodiment of my ADHD. She has similar traits of Mabel, but different behaviors.
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dropdeadgorgeos · 1 month
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✨Leona Kingscholar✨
(Btw this is being wrote as a MC)
Here is a meant-to-be-graduate third year. He seems very rude a lot of the time. He sleeps a lot people say it's do to his "kittiness" but he could always just be a lazy ass. He loves meat but won't eat vegetables. I tried feeding them to him once and he got very upset with me and chased me as if I was a rabbit. He has kitty traits. He plays those adorable kitty games and totally has the feline come out of him! He also gets distracted by red dots meant to be Lazer pointers. He gets high on catnip seller by Ruggie. He has a pillow (any human that he doesn't mind touching him.) He seems very prideful probably has wanted to kill me since I got here. Stealing his things doesn't make him super mad but never I mean NEVER steal his food. (I tried it didn't go very well.) He has lion-like-features like a lion tail and lion ears. He wishes to be king which is just sad so I made a plan to kidnap Cheka and have kalim flood his kingdom then we uncrown the king and let Leona rule over there dead bodies. Whaaaaaaaaat? You don't wanna join me on the murder?! WELL FINE THEN! Anyways, he's a tired lion and we have tried different things on:.
• The lazzer pointer:
He sees the dot and tries to hit it but if he neeee to get up to get it then he is no longer interested.
• Pillows:
Pillows can be anything and anywhere. You love your personal space? Sorry, if your (close)friends with Leona you are now his pillow. There is no "I have classes to get to!" Or "I have someone to hangout with!" Nope your a pillow now no free choices for you pillow.
• Lazy lion
• Toys
- Lazzer pointers
- ball of yarn
- Rook uses Fake birds to secretly hang above his window and watch him secretly play with the bird.
(Some of these are also from @consumeroflemoans :3)
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borbology · 11 months
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idk if anyone has asked this before but may i ask for some knight headcanons? specifically sword and blade,,?👀
YESSS I have been waiting for this ask! I have a lot of hcs about Sword and Blade that I'd love to share. GET READY FOR A LONG POST!
To start off, I have the post where I drew what I think they look like under their armor (I also birthed this cursed image).
First of all, and as much as I love them, I think Sword and Blade didn't get a big enough personality in the anime. If I were to describe them in my hcs, I think that Sword is generally the more chill one out of the two. He strikes me as the kind who is easy to hang out with, but he can be unexpectedly funny or stubborn at times. Sword is more gentle with the way he speaks, whilest Blade is bri'ish and has an ocassional potty mouth (says wanker and consistently gets away with it because no-one knows what it means). Because Blade has a harsher voice in the dub that somehow makes me want to make him the bolder one of the two. He's the one who's more likely to express himself. We gotta hear more of that hilarious voice afterall lol. In making his design I gave him his one eye that he has in the game sprites. I've really enjoyed drawing him very expressive so I decided to make him a creechur with big emotions.
I love thinking about how they interact with eachother. I see them as brothers. They've been through a lot, love eachother, but also get into shenanigens and bother each other sometimes.
Their relationship is both endearing and hilarious. Between the two of them, Blade is actually the older one -- I decided that because it's funnier if he's the eldest even though he's shorter. At this point they wouldn't know what to do with eachother. I think that they share a room next to Meta Knight's quarters, and that they have bunk beds. I actually have a sketch of their room that I want to finish someday soon.
As for their personal lives, it's important to me that characters have substance which makes them feel like real people, so when I make my own characters I always give them five things to help with that -- hobbies, desires, a favorite food and favorite drink, a birthday, and trivia (some little traits that have no real impact on the character in their story but still exist and are interesting). This is something I love doing and my autism always has me making lists/filling out self-made questionares for characters. I highly reccommend it, it's fun as Hell and a useful tool for writing character.
Sword:
He can play guitar and he likes music in general. Once I decided to give him antenna I thought it would be neat because bugs hear by picking up vibrations, so the vibrations of music are probably very pleasing. He also likes to watch sports because he has become quite athletic since training under Meta Knight.
He is happy with the state of his life but once he feels like the timing is right he wants to find a girlfriend. My man has been alone too long. Part of this is because he feels like he missed out on getting to experience relationships when he younger (due to the war). He'd like a girlfriend, but he's somehow embarrassed to talk about it and he worries how Blade would feel if he spent some of time with another person.
Sword likes comfort foods like macaroni and cheese. He enjoys the taste of ginger ale because it makes him think of the ginger beer they sold at home (whatever the kirby universe's equivilant to australia is lol)
His birthday is June 14th (I do have a system for how I pick chracter birthdays btw but I'm not willing to share it you just have to trust me)
For trivia, he likes cats, and he's allrgic to peanuts
Blade:
He likes to relax in his off-time and scientifically the best way to do this is by playing Animal Crossing, so I gave him an Animal Crossing town because I love Animal Crossing. It'd be funny if there was a game in the Kirby universe where you played as a cappy or something in a village of creatures like Rick, Kine, and Coo. He also likes to practice baking (he and sword said in the anime that they both always wanted to be cooks, but they were too afraid to tell this to meta knight. plus its fun for him to watch meta knight eat all the treats and still somehow try to deny he has a sweet tooth lol)
Blade, unfortunately, is British - which means that he, unfortunately, likes British food. He will eat beans on toast and make everyone around him uncomfortable. As for his favorite drink... peach nectar lol (bugs love sugarsugarsugar)
His birthday is March 9th (don't question meee)
For trivia, he likes dogs (its funny if he is a dog person while sword it a cat person). He's got just the one big eye so cats give him allergy. I also subscribed to the idea of him being trans because of the difference in his voice between the sub and the dub versions of the anime. Just this alone comes with its own set of hcs I won't get into here.
Lastly, I felt the need to dive into their history. Their backstory about being survivors of the war and having to resort to robbery to survive is so interestingly tragic and something I feel like people don't pay attention to enough when it comes to portraying them. They had to have homes and family and friends that they both lost before happening upon each-other and deciding that two is better than one when it comes to staying alive in the barren hellscape that they now roamed. I plan on making some art about this topic in the future so I'll leave out my hcs for now.
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Marcille Donato:
marcille attempts (illegal) necromancy, makes a deal with a demon, and goes (temporarily) mad with power thanks to said demon—all on a quest to rescue her girl best friend. she and her friends must survive on strange foods on said quest, and she's FAR more hesitant to do that than the illegal necromancy stuff. she's both girlboss and girlfailure and i love her for it
Raiden Ei/Beelzebul:
Her crime is bad decisions and complete apathy. She's a dictator/goddess who lets civil war and nuclear radiation be while she sits on her plane contemplating concepts. Not evil because she doesn't like outsiders and fights to prevent to war from encroaching the borders and there's no maliciousness
Ahhh, I hate her. But that just means she's really effective as a morally gray character. I can't say she's evil because not having empathy is fine and doesn't make you bad. But the almighty shogun, dictator of Inazuma just. doesn't. care!! She self isolated for 500 years contemplating the concept of eternity while her country (that she was the god of) went to civil war. Then read some light novels written by her friend and caught up, discovered a new sweet, reworked some of her eternity ideas. And that's IT. Her people are like ants to her. She STILL DOESN'T CARE. Not even at the end of her Kecharacter arc! No helping restoration of her war torn country! No restructuring the system that allowed bad things in the first place! She repealed ONE law that's it. One of her islands was under active nuclear radiation btw for reference. Anyways she's morally gray girlboss because she's very powerful goddess. None of her personality traits make her an actual bad person. Her actions and consequences of deliberate inaction/apathy are astoundingly horribly bad and I'll never forgive her personally. Unrelatedly she did abandon her kid but that's actually the funniest thing she's done. No space 4 more
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natasha-in-space · 11 months
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What are your Headcanons for the rfa if they were fairytale characters?
This ask has certainly reawaken my childhood interest in fairytales and mythical creatures! It's always fun to play around with magical au's, so I had a lot of fun pondering over each respective character, and what role would they play in a fairytale setting. Btw, feel free to shoot me another ask if you were referring to actual characters from various fairytales, 'cause I have ideas on that front as well!
Yoosung
Unicorn. Now, this may seem like a very odd choice for him, but there's actually some reasoning behind it! Unicorns are often depicted as skittish creatures, who are actually very fierce at heart. I can't help but compare them to Yoosung in that regard, as he's often viewed as somebody who's a bit of a scaredy cat when, in reality, he is a person with a heart of gold who will fight tooth and nail for something he knows is right. Kind of like unicorns sometimes serve as protectors of nature and its many creatures in need of care. They are also deeply intertwined with healing properties, which fits right in with our boy Yoosung. Do I imagine him as a star-themed unicorn? Yes. Yes, I do.
Zen
Merfolk. Well, that was an easy pick! What could be more fitting for our darling star of the RFA than these beautiful and mystical creatures of the sea? Merfolk often symbolize individuality and independence, and those traits are very prevalent in Zen's life story. Be it through the tale of Ariel rebelling against her controlling father, or the tales of the sirens (which are different from mermaids but are worth mentioning regardless since they're often intertwined with one another) luring those unlucky enough to disturb their home waters to their demise, merfolk are mysterious and freedom-loving creatures. I can imagine Zen struggling to make a life for himself, as every human he meets falls for his beautiful voice and mesmerizing beauty... But, all he wants is to be seen for his skills and passions. There could be a very intriguing love story to be written about a merman Zen falling for a runaway sailor MC!
Jaehee
Faun. While fauns are creatures who are only depicted as men, we can bend the rules a little! This one's more of a biased choice of mine since I have a soft spot for fauns and their gentle nature. Fauns, similarly to satyrs, are half-human half-goat creatures, but they serve a distinctly different role from the aforementioned satyrs. While fauns are known for their occasional mischief, they are a symbol of harmony and balance between human existence and nature, and serve as protectors of the countryside and shepherds. There's something very sweet about imagining Jaehee as a reserved loyal faun slowly learning to accept that gentle loving part of herself and finding her own little community. I want her to create many delicious foods for the village she chooses to make her home and keep everyone's livelihoods safe and happy. (With occasional mischief of course!)
Jumin
Wizard. More specifically, dark magic wizard. It is simply way too fitting for his canonical fascination with the occult for me to overlook! Though, despite his affinity with dark magic, Jumin would use his powers strictly for necessary and good use. I could also see him being one of the most powerful mages in all the land, which is why he's also responsible for keeping the peace between every individual magic user. Could you imagine the damage a powerful witch or wizard could do if there were no regulations put in place? I see him also studying alchemy and potion-making in his free time. He is a responsible and wise wizard who's very in tune with his magic, but his status and power also keep him alienated from the rest of the world. Maybe a certain curious MC could help him with that? And yes, Elizabeth is his familiar.
Saeyoung
Dragon. This is another biased choice of mine because I just know for a fact Saeyoung is a huge nerd for dragons and has a dragon OC he loves with all his heart. To be fair, in some folktales, dragons do play the role of fierce protectors, loyal to those they hold dear and vicious to those who dare lay a hand on their treasure, be it in the form of literal gold or people they swore to defend. Either way, dragons are a force to be reckoned with, and it does describe our lovable but unforgiving redheaded on a pretty good level. Can you imagine? Him having to use his strength for horrible things, if only this meant his precious brother would be protected and happy? A lot of story potential for sure. I'd also like to imagine him having glowing dots on the underside of his wings that form various constellations. A reminder of his true gentler nature beneath all the blazing fire.
Jihyun
Phoenix. What could be more fitting for Jihyun's self-destructive devotion than a creature that literally sets itself on fire, only to be reborn again to repeat that very same cycle again? Not to mention the fact that fire brings a ton of very painful memories for him? He probably sees only the destruction his fire brings, overlooking the true beauty of it. Jihyun spends a lifetime neglecting himself and burning brightly for other people in his life instead of valuing his own tender heart. And, in the end, that's the exact reason why his fire hurt so many, despite his good intentions. But, phoenix's story is not one of loss and despair, it's a story of hope and renewal. I'm sure Jihyun will find his true strength eventually, and once he does, he will come out of the ashes shining brighter than ever before. Not for anyone else's gain but his own.
Rika
Faye. I quite like the idea of Rika being a faye with genuinely good intentions who was met with nothing but fear and loathing just because of who she is. See, fayes are known for their malice and the danger they entail for humans, especially children. It would certainly be hard to convince a bunch of paranoid and scared folks that you mean no harm. And, paradoxically, that's exactly what pushes Rika to eventually become the very same malicious and cruel faye everyone in her village claimed her to be. She abducts those she views as outcasts and brings them to her kingdom - a place where everyone can live in peace and harmony without fearing rejection or hatred. While faye can't lie... However, Rika is known for her extraordinary charisma and her elegant way with words. She can convince anyone to come to her side with one wave of her hand and just a tiny sprinkle of magic.
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Hiii I hope it’s okay if I rant about a male to you but feel free to ignore me if it’s not ^^
So about a year ago I let a male friend live in my tiny, one bedroom apartment with me. He slept in my living room on a mattress I gave him.
He literally trashed my apartment—he left fast food bags, wrappers, cups, dirt, etc. all over my floor; he practically refused to do ANY basic household chores; he brought his other male friends into my home, most of the time without my permission, and played video games loudly in the next room at night while I was trying to sleep.
All I asked of him was $200 a month to help with rent, groceries, & the utility bill. This fucking asshole couldn’t even scrape up that much money when he had absolutely no other financial obligations. I worked full-time, 40 hours a week while he worked 10, sometimes 15 hours a week. And I still had to do all the chores if I didn’t want my apartment looking & smelling like an absolute pigsty 24/7. He was fully able-bodied btw and there was no reason he couldn’t get a full-time job like a big boy or at least do basic chores.
Instead he stayed home, watched TV, and played video games all day long while dirtying up my house, running up my utility bill almost three times as much as it was without him there, and eating all the food I bought with my own money.
Not to mention he litERALLY BROUGHT FUCKING BED BUGS INTO MY HOME MAKING ME HAVE TO THROW AWAY MY ENTIRE BED AND BUY A WHOLE NEW ONE. FUCK.
Thankfully this is the closest I’ll ever get to having a man-child husband as I’m a lesbian, but the experience was more than enough for me. I kicked his ass out but not after enduring his shit for a few months.
I feel so embarrassed and ashamed of myself. I am known by most people as a tough, strong-willed woman who doesn’t take shit from anyone, especially men, but somehow I let this male walk all over me bc I cared about him.
And it was easier for me to get rid of him than it likely is for straight/het-partnered women to get rid of their man-child husbands/boyfriends. I feel for them sometimes, I really do. Some of them are dependent on their husbands/boyfriends in more ways than one, but especially financially.
Well, I will never, ever let a male (aside from my cat) live in my home again. FUCK that.
HIII!! yes of COURSE its okay for you to rant to me about a male, i encourage all my followers to rant to me about the shitty males in their lives!
after reading your entire ask all i can say is... holy fucking shit
why are men so repulsive and dirty, i swear to god its like theyre in a constant state of being mentally two years old, they cannot clean up after themselves, take care of themselves and dont give a fuck about anyone else except themselves, NOT EVEN GIVING A SHIT ABOUT THOSE WHO HELP AND CARE FOR THEM!!!!
listen, you have no reason to be ashamed of yourself, if anything it shows that youre a good person, and friend, youre kind and thats a terrific trait to have
unfortunately someone took your kindness for granted, and im proud of you for sticking up for yourself and kicking his dumbass out
i love you so much anon, i hope youre doing okay now !! <3
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