#loved that his blue haired twunk never had a thought in his head once in his life

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Big fan of that thing that happens in anime where a character who has funky powers gets angry or something and they just like, explode and then they look like this:

#just watched promare (i know.....i am slow) and bro it slaps so hard #music was fantastic and i really loved the colours and animation were right up my alley #i always loved triggers animation style but my problem with them is i could never remember anything about their actual shows #like no plot no characters no nothing #but this i loved the characters they were all so stupid #the plot was borderline incomprehensible but like in a good way #the right kind of incomprehensible #i was watching it and i was like wow is this the climax and i looked at the runtime and it said there was still another hour #and i was like oh hell yes #i love when movies are like that #god it ruled #promares a good movie #loved every time the little lad exploded when he was mad #loved that his blue haired twunk never had a thought in his head once in his life #very fun i was very happy with it !! i liked it a lot...

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Zero to Hero

Ch 1 - The Clouds Parting   (Ao3)

Rating: T

Warnings: Sex mention, death mention (we got Hades, it’s gonna happen)

So @stonedvirgil inspired this roceit Hercules au, but I decided to go ahead and rewrite the entire disney movie for reasons, and it will be the whole movie. If only because Hades is too perfect.

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There had never been a brighter day on Mount Olympus. Apollo himself made sure of that. It was a momentous occasion for all of the gods in the clouds. Dozens of them were gathered at the heart of the great place, bearing gifts. It was the greatest day of the King's immortal life. JuPater bore a son.

"Coochie coochie coo!" the bespectacled god of thunder cooed over a cumulus cradle, wiggling his fingers for a chubby little baby to catch. Roman (or Greek if you want to go with the proper name) followed them with his big green eyes, flailing his tiny fists in an attempt to catch them. He giggled happily at his father's silly faces and warmed JuPater's heart.

"My little Roman," he hummed with the softest smile ever. His eyes went wide when Roman grabbed his finger and hoisted him into the air like it was nothing. JuPater laughed and looked to his husband with a bright grin.

"He's strong! Just like his old man!" JuPater cheered. Marcus shook his head fondly at him.

"You're absolutely right, Bunny, but we can't leave our guests waiting!" he said with a smirk. Pat's jaw dropped and he brought his free hand to his cheek.

"The guests! Oh I knew I was forgetting something!" he groaned as Roman dropped him. He fell into the soft cloud with a poof that made the baby laugh and clap his hands.

Pat got up as Marcus cradled his son. They stepped through the gossamer curtains into the party, unaware of the threat looming in the crowd.

He was busy. But Gaia forbid he miss Thunder boy's little celebration! The god of the underworld was not exactly thrilled with the circumstances, being trapped in the dingiest of places under JuPater's rule. But big bro just had to save the universe and let his free love spread! And then that free love went to another god, for once, and bam, there was another snag in his plan. Remy was not having this shit.

"Ooh, Eros, babe, you look like the best snack at this party. Call me when you want to get with someone you can plow six feet into the dirt!" he greeted coyly and lowered his sunglasses to wink at the twunk, who totally snubbed him. Whatever. These hoes didn't know how to party anyway!

He sipped at the drink in his hand and ran a hand through his hair. Quite literally. It was just blue fire. No matter who he came across, no one seemed to want anything to do with him. And he knew—he knew he did not reek of brimstone!

"Remy!"

Oh dear Gaia, no. He did not need this with half his bevvy still in his cup.

"JuJu Pat!" he cheered with the fakest smile ever as the king of the gods slammed into him and gave him a bone crushing hug, trapping his arms to his sides.

"Oh Gaia I haven't seen you in eons! How have you been?"

"Well that's what happens when you have to rule the underworld, thanks for that, boo."

“Aw, you’re welcome!” JuPater cooed and hugged him tighter, not picking up on his sarcasm, “I can’t think of anyone better to handle the underworld than you! You have such a way with people!”

“Yeah, a waterway, called Styx, Pat,” Remy huffed. That got Pat laughing, and squeezing him tighter. Fantastic.

“You’re hilarious, Rem! Why don’t you come around more?”

“Because I have a full time job, no vacay, and uh, like, dead people everywhere.”

“You’ll work yourself to death!” Pat gasped and held him at arms length. For a second Remy almost thought he felt bad, but then he wiggled his eyebrows and grinned like a maniac. Ooh a pun. How original. And everyone who heard it was snickering.

"As dead as this party, JuJu Pat, where's my boy Dionysus?"

"He's on his way, until then did you wanna meet the little man of the hour?" JuPater asked and motioned to Marcus and their boy.

"Ooh! How could I forget!" Remy droned, earning a glare from Marcus. He brushed Pat aside and hovered over the baby.

"There's the little sunspot!" he cooed and conjured a spiky skull-shaped lollipop. Remy pinched Roman's nose, forcing the baby's mouth open.

"Here's a little sucker for the little sucker!" he jeered, not expecting the baby to grab his thumb and squeeze it like he was trying to juice an orange.

Roman laughed at Remy's flamboyant scream as the flaming god dropped the candy. He jerked away and nursed his sore digit, grumbling under his breath.

"Aw, I'm sorry he doesn't know his own strength," Marcus hummed, "Your gift is appreciated, even if it's shattered on the ground."

"Gift!" JuPater yelped, "I almost forgot!" He scrambled about, pulling chunks off the clouds around him. Marcus cradled baby Roman and giggled at his husband frantically gathering clouds.

"A touch of stratus—a dash of cumulonimbus—" JuPater muttered to himself as he shaped the clouds. He beamed and revealed a little baby boy shaped cloud just like Roman.

"Oops! Let me add a touch of cirrus!" he laughed and snatched some more wispy clouds. He carelessly threw them on and reshaped the cloud sculpture.

"I give you, Remusus!" he cheered as the cloud sculpture trembled. It sneezed, forcing the clouds away to reveal a tiny horse with wings and a green mane.

"He's beautiful, darling!" Marcus cooed as the foal fluttered over to them. Roman made grabby hands at him and babbled until he flew closer.

Roman giggled and grabbed Remusus by the face and bonked their heads together, making them both dizzy. Once he came around, Roman grabbed him and pulled him into a hug.

"Aw! They're gonna be best friends!" Pat cooed. He crowded around his little family, happy as can be. Except for his brother because Remy was not having it. Little Mr. ‘Spread the Love’ did not pay child support and Remy had to make sure the rest of his illegitimate kids didn't try to get out of Tartarus.

He was gone, babes!

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