this party banter is sooooo cute man i cant stop thinking about it 馃ズ
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Never posts ever again this is a rare occasion
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When I google the character I've been simping after and realise they're almost the same age as my dad
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@tea0w0stache
They're just a bit silly
Just a tad out of whack
(Tumblr might not do the colors nor quality justice)
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Marauders as *mostly inappropriate* quotes from my friends:
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"You can't just get rid of your rib cage, idiot." -James to Sirius
"You're lack of sexual tension is like the fucking Sahara desert." -Sirius to Peter
"I can't believe Steve Rogers is a bottom..." -James
"Yeah, but I have america's ass." -Sirius
"Does it bother you guys that I'm listening to whore music?" -James
"You shouldn't handcuff Padfoot, he'd like it too much." -Peter
"You're an unfeeling whore." -James
"Okay, but I like being a whore." -Sirius
"I feel like I'm recording a sitcom where they're all best friends but they fuck each other on the weekends." -Peter
"CAN WE PLEASE TURN DOWN THE WHORE MUSIC? I'M LITERALLY TRYING TO SLEEP!" -Remus
"The one good thing to come out of being an asexual is that I won't get turned on from staring at Remus for too long." -Peter
"If I could kiss you I would. But I won't. Or will I???" -Sirius to Remus
"All my problems just go away when I look at that little door stopper on the bottom going b o i n g." -Sirius
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