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noloveline · 1 year
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LOVE LINE Shift K3Y, Tinashe
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coffee-at-annies · 21 days
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Love Line!
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angelstills · 2 months
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Love Line (2022)
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billiejean485 · 2 years
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If Adrien's been in love with Marinette all this time but hasn't realized it, then so has LB with Chat - and there is nothing you can say to make me believe otherwise.
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Namor Week 2023
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Day 3 - Fluff
This is Love Line, and today we have special guest to answer your romantic questions: His Royal Majesty, Prince Namor of Atlantis!
Caller: How do I cope with rejection?
Namor: This is not something I’m familiar with.
Caller: My husband sold his soul to the devil and now claims he doesn’t know me. What should I do?
Namor: I sincerely doubt he is worth the effort, given the idiocy that must afflict anyone making a deal with the PRINCE OF LIES. However, if you insist on trying to save this relationship, you may call Doctor Strange at 333-7777, and tell him I, Prince Namor the First of That Name, Lord of Atlantis, Scourge of the Seven Seas, Supreme Commander of the Undersea Legions, demand he drop everything and help you immediately.
Caller: I love my boyfriend, but I’m against marriage?
Namor:Air breathers!  How is this a problem?  Commitment comes from the heart. Unless you are royalty who requires a legitimate heir, marriage is nothing more than a contract. If he needs the paper, hire lawyers.
Caller: My husband used magic to wipe our relationship from existence. Should I forgive him?
Namor: My dear.  Waste not another second on this buffoon.
Caller: My girlfriend was giving Ben Franklin the eyeball.  Should I be worried?
Namor: Yes.
If you are so romantically deficit that your friend is interested in swiving a literal historical relic, you are not worthy. Seek help.
Caller: I’m secretly attracted to another man, and feel like we were soulmates in another universe. Should I ask him out?
Namor: Why not? He might feel the same. He might be from another universe.
Caller: If I’m going to cheat on someone, should it be with a supervillain or a superhero?
Namor: Johnny Storm. No amount of advice from my vast experience and knowledge will help you in any way. Consider celibacy.
And that is it for today’s Love Line!
Inspired by a much funnier take on this conceit at IFanboy.
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knightofleo · 10 months
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Shift K3Y & Tinashe | Love Line
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lumimermaid · 2 years
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How sad,
If you losing me, you losing nothing.
If I lost you, I lost my ability to loving my self ever again.
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liquoricebxxxh · 1 year
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inkskinned · 8 months
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because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.
you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.
you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.
don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.
if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.
you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:
how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!
aren't you happy yet?
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what-iz-life · 25 days
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people need to understand that once you go through your worst time alone, you really don’t care who stays in your life anymore.
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kavaleyre · 13 days
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• The Hanged Man •
“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”
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coffee-at-annies · 3 days
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Love line!
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angelstills · 2 months
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Love Line (2022)
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poprocklyrics · 3 days
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Let me tell you a story About a boy selling dreams And the girl can't decide what's the truth or a lie 'Cause the boy never says what he means
Love Line, Shift K3Y and Tinashe
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nouverx · 2 months
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Louise never heard about puppy love, cause they don't know that term in France 💔
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Lyrics are from Louise by TV Girl ! I was listening to it yesterday and that specific line on the second page screamed Alastor I just had to draw something about it
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jaronxlordashcombe · 1 month
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what if... #14
Imogen actually loved castor? But Jaron still love her? What would happen then? (btw Imogen does not love Jaron) would Jaron get Imogen or would Castor? Tell me what you think!
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