LOTR/TH Characters as things my Art Professor has said
Pippin: I’m gonna burry my art in a lead coffin 40 feet under the earth for the aliens.
Legolas, looking at Aragorn who is just coming back from falling off the edge of a cliff: I love this sorta...uh...tortured look you got going on there
Thranduil: Have you ever shopped for furniture? Oh it’s terrific! LIES! No one has any fucking taste in this country!!
Gandalf, loosing count of the dwarves: Fuck it. That’s what it’s gonna be.
Thorin: If you can’t get inspired, get fucking mad!
Merry: I’ve pulled stuff out of the trash.
Aragorn, looking at Legolas: It’s like a beautiful person—they might be pretty, but they can’t string together two sentences.
Èomer: That’s some fucking bullshit art right there!!
Kili: If your like me, when you leave college, you’re gonna be kinda fucked.
Bufor, talking to Bilbo: You can do whatever you want. Fuck it. Go to a salad bar and take one piece of lettuce.
Gollum: Don’t scream at us and try and punch us in the head all the time!
Boromir, looking at Sam as they pack for the mission: If you’re a control freak, bring ya meds with you because you might freak out.
Thorin, looking at Kili: You think people get better but then you see this...what the hell happened?!
Bombur: This is life: one humiliation after the other.
Elrond: You all are so young. You have no culture. You have nothing. You are little children.
Gimli, looking at Legolas who is shaking out the stones in his boot: oh...the delicacy of those toes
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