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incorrect-lotr-trash · 4 hours ago
Merry: I have a lot of standards. Merry: and yet somehow... Merry: this idiot.. Merry: *gestures at Pippin* Merry: managed to drop kick them out of a window and take their place.
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Merry: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Pippin: Thank you
Merry: I didn't say that was a good thing
Pippin: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Dating Pippin Took would include…
Idk this is just something I came up with while I try to continue Clear Waters, Volunteer, and another one-shot. So imma just shove this down your throat teehee
Dating Pippin Took would include…
- Hugs from behind. Lots of them. 
- Late nights out and sleeping in, cuddling until almost midday. or doing other things ;)
- He makes the best cinnamon rolls, and if he’s feeling very nice, he will give you the one with the most icing.
- You are the one person he doesn’t prank. He will fool anyone else, but not his sweetheart. Whether it’s because he’s scared of you or he just loves you, no one knows. 
- Sometimes, you will help him with his pranks. Mostly when they are directed towards Merry, because Merry is a little shit most of the time (much love to him, but he can be annoying, as well as Pippin if we’re gonna be honest)
- Pippin still has a hard time believing that you love him because after all, you are perfect. So he tries his hardest to make sure that he is worthy of you.
- He may be oblivious at times, but he does notice the little things so that he can make you happy
- When you’re having an off day, he doesn’t know exactly what he should do at first, but he figures it out along the way, and is very considerate
I know this is kind of short, but I feel like I’ve been kind of dry with what I've been posting lately so here ya go. Let me know if you want any other headcanons, these are actually pretty fun.
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hetaczechia · 22 hours ago
Merry: Toss me my keys.
*a printer lands next to Merry*
Merry: I said my keys.
Pippin: I thought you said printer!
Merry: Why the fuck would I say printer?
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hetaczechia · 23 hours ago
Pippin: Hi guys!
Boromir: Why is there a bruise on your face, and who do I need to kill?
Pippin: Just a thug, don't worry about it
Boromir: *jumps out the window*
Merry: You tripped didn't you?
Pippin: Never tell anyone.
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hetaczechia · 23 hours ago
Sam, on the phone with Frodo:...I ended up going out to dinner alone with Mr. Merry and Mr. Pippin, who bickered the whole time about which Beatle is alive and which is dead.
Frodo: So, where'd they land?
Sam: John and Keith are dead. Paul and Ringo are still kicking.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
Aragorn: Boromir why is Pippin on your shoulders?
Boromir: He likes to feel tall
Pippin: >:3
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hetaczechia · a day ago
Gandalf: Pippin, no!
Pippin, standing still: What?!
Gandalf: Sorry, force of habit. Merry, no!
Merry: Not me either.
Gandalf: Oh...
Gandalf: Then who lit the kitchen on fire?
Frodo: *silent, in the corner*
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yyj7348 · a day ago
Happy birthday Peregrin Took!!!
You're the sweetest and bravest hobbit ever (along with many others, of course) and you will never fail to make me smile
I know Pippin's birthday isn't exactly May 9th but it's the best I've got, so I might as well celebrate!
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hetaczechia · a day ago
Gandalf: It's a war zone in here! What happened?
Frodo: Well, Merry and Pippin--
Gandalf: Ah, that makes sense.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
Frodo: Pippin is crying in the bathroom, this is a problem.
Sam: What happened?
Frodo: I tried to go brush my teeth, but he was sitting under the shower with all of this clothes on.
Sam: I mean what happened to Mr. Pippin?
Frodo: Oh, I don’t know, something about losing a bet to Merry.
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the1redrose · a day ago
Spending mothers day with my awesome mom by binge-watching the Lord of the Rings movies. Extended editions. Forgot how good these movies were.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
*Merry finds Pippin tied up during a mission*
Pippin muffled by the tape over his mouth: Merry, you've gotta help!
*Merry rips off the tape covering Pippin's mouth
Pippin: Owie! Thanks a bunch! Now get me outta this thing!
Merry: I was planning to. Relax a moment.
Pippin: I can't! There's a fight going on!
Merry: Though I could always just take you home as you are.
Pippin: Huh?
*Merry frees Pippin and he immediately starts sprinting towards the fight.
Merry: I regret my choice already.
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gamgeesgarden · a day ago
Aragorn: That's the plan, any questions?
Pippin: (raises hand)
Aragorn: Yes, Pippin, you raised your hand?
Pippin: Your hair looks pretty.
Aragorn: Ah, not a question, but thank you.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
Pippin: *walks up to microphone during Merry and Éowyn’s wedding reception*
Pippin: *taps on mic, everyone smiles when he approaches* Anyone that doesn’t want their cake, pass it to me please.
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