#loser marston

[river-of-wine]

I’ve been playing Red Dead Redemption and I am enthralled by every aspect of this guy

#red dead redemption #rdr #john marston #people say john was out of character in rdr2 as if you cannot feel that loser lifestyle still present in him #YOURE ALL GONNA BE MUERTO he has never been entirely cool that’s why I love him #bill and javier look the fuck out I’m coming #I’m so happy with this as well!! I really loved doing this piece #fanart #digital art #my art

[yeapples]

johnny boy dump bc i been thinking abt him a lot lately…

#i drew mullet john on goodnotes then i transferred it to procreate LOL #also i was trying out diff brushes and styles :3 #i also do not think he is lame. i think he is very badass. though he occasionally gives pathetic loser vibes. #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr2 john #john rdr2 #rdr john #red dead redemption john #john marston #rdr1 #jack marston #abigail marston #rdr2 abigail #rdr2 fanart #rdr2 art #rdr2 artwork #rdr2 community #rdr2 fandom #rdr2 memes #rdr #rdr2 javier #javier escuella #rdr2 jack #messy art #procreate #my art <3 #yeapples art #yeapples doobles #yeapples rdr2

[ruinedmoonspring]

i LOVE when jovier writers have javier call john "lobito" HOWEVER. i raise you john trying to call javier cute spanish terms of endearment and fucking the pronunciation up so badly

#john: “i love you care-ee-do” #god he's so fucking stupid #javier loves losers and kisses him stupid regardless #jovier #john marston #javier escuella #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2

[crimson-dianxia]

early 20s jawn marstain

#rdr2 #john marston #red dead redemption 2 #rdr #red dead redemption #hes my pathetic baby girl princess ugly loser #fanart

[thedailybullshit]

RDR2 Incorrect Quotes pt. 29

Arthur: The one time I ignored Dutch’s advice, nothing went right for me.

Arthur: But when does anything go right for me anyway?

John: Beer me!

Arthur: What?

John: Hand me that water. I always say, “Beer me.” Gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.

Arthur: Lord, beer me strength.

Molly: I can’t do this. I’m leaving you.

Dutch: Not if I leave you first!

Molly:

Molly: This is your gang!

Tilly: Girls, is it gay to be a lesbian? Is it gay to raw a woman until she forgets her own name? Is that gay?

Dutch: Okay, here’s the plan. Arthur comes out of our hiding place to face the Pinkertons -

Arthur: I like it.

Dutch: - and we use Arthur as the human sacrifice.

Arthur: I like it.

Little John: Dad, why are there tides?

Young Dutch: *panicking* The moon is trying to steal our water but it’s very bad at it.

Dutch: Why are you wearing that scarf?

John: Why are you dressed like a gay sugar baby?

Dutch: . . . Okay.

Sean: I will put my A down to make “A”.

Karen: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”.

Tilly: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”.

Lenny: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”.

Mary-Beth: *flips the board*

Charles: Remember, murder isn’t the answer.

Arthur: ‘Course not, it’s a question.

Sadie: And the answer is yes.

Dutch: I’m no sociopath. I always know that what I’m doing is wrong.

#I headcanon Tilly as bi w/ a general preference for women but the word lesbian used to refer to any woman who would fuck other women so #I actually had Karen marked as the 1 flipping the board but I changed it to be Mary-Beth bc there’s audio of her being a sore loser #& I think that’d be especially applicable to word games since she’s a writer #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #reddeadredemption2 #reddead #arthur morgan #john marston #molly o’shea #dutch van der linde #tilly jackson #little john marston #young dutch van der linde #sean macguire #karen jones #lenny summers #mary beth gaskill #charles smith #sadie adler #vandershea #incorrect rdr2 quotes #incorrect quotes

[alliedmastercomputer67]

RIP javier escuella you would've loved goth music....

#get this man some type no neg some alien sex fiend perhaps a little tsol #maybe even depeche mode #just get him some goth music #hed thrive #and john would be his loser normal dude boyfriend #jovier #<- just for fun #javier escuella #john marston #rdr1 #rdr2

[viva-la-micah]

No one:

Me tormenting John by making him go as deep into the water as possible without drowning:

#red dead redemption 2 #john marston #rdr2 #sorry john #loser can't swim

[evercornelias]

Abigail Marston Is THAT Bitch

“abigail is such a bitch” yeah she’s THAT bitch! everybody in the rdr universe wanted her! she got not just one, but BOTH main characters to want to marry her. every other character? OBSESSED. abigail was rejecting and humiliating micah bell every day and he STILL wanted her. that loser bandit harassing geddes in the epilogue? all he ever talked about was how pretty abigail was. the entire gang was still talking about abigail ten years later saying shit like “we all had her”. we get it!! you’re bragging that the sexiest woman ever paid attention to you!! that’s what good pussy does to a mf fr

#abigail marston #abigail roberts #abigail roberts marston #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr #red dead redemption #john marston #arthur morgan #john marston x abigail marston #arthur morgan x abigail marston #abigail marston is THAT bitch #yes both john and arthur thought about marrying her #and they’re so real for that

[cowboycyns]

v hard not to be a John Marston whore like how do I behave normally when he looks so loser

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #john marston #red dead redemption #rdr2 john #cyn speaks #listen #I want to ruin him but also have him ruin me #rdr1

[rorkegirly07]

Part Three

part 1 || part 2 || part 4 || part 5

Keegan:

Rorke:

HE’S A PANTERA FAN FOR SUREEE

Arthur Morgan:

John Marston:

#Spotify #music headcanons #red dead redemption 2 #the walking dead #call of duty #captain john price #john price #john soap mactavish #soap cod #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #cod ghosts #keegan p russ #gabriel rorke #Rick grimes #Shane Walsh #arthur morgan #mary beth gaskill #john marston #kieran duffy #sean macguire #sean rdr2 #cod rorke #headcanon

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

so not to be controversial but Micah the winner takes it all Bell,

Dutch the loser's standing small van der Linde,

John beside the victory Marston

and

Sadie that's her destiny Adler

#THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL #THE LOSER HAS TO FALL #IT'S SIMPLE AND IT'S PLAIN #WHY SHOULD I COMPLAIN #abba #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr #red dead redemption #red dead redemption memes #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder #rdr2 micah #micah #micah bell #rdr2 micah bell #rdr2 dutch #rdr2 dutch van der linde #dutch #dutch van der linde #rdr2 john #john marston #rdr2 john marston #rdr2 sadie #sadie #sadie adler #rdr2 sadie adler

[elesketchii]

im the marston family enjoyer anon, and i would loooove to read all of your hcs about them!! (so,, whenever you've got the time 👍)

shaking them around inmy head okok. misc marston family hcs slash shenanigans slash character studies?sort of?? because they occupy so much space in my brain

- occasionally, jack will read one of his many adventure novels aloud to his parents. on a stormy night they might sit in front of the lit chimney, as jack dramatically reenacts the tales from his books. it’s in moments like these where they feel like a normal family, all their worries and past traumas washed away

- jack has always liked playing with his mother’s hair, braiding and decorating it with pretty flowers he’d pick especially for her. one day, though, he asks his father if he could try braiding his hair instead. at first john was hesitant, but he ended up giving in because he knew he’d been kindof a deadbeat to his soon for the past 4 years, and he wanted to make amends with him more than anything.

jack soon found that his fathers hair would be tricky to work with, though…compared to abigail’s softer curls, john’s hair was thinner and greasier..(this loser is afraid of water he does Not shower god bless) safe to say jack’s attempt at giving his father a little makeover was unsuccessful. he did, however, give john a flower crown, which he ended up tying around his hatband

- abigail is the big spoon. john would rather die than admit to anyone that he’s a little spoon and abi teases him for it all the time.

- jack loves writing little stories and acting them out with his parents using props and shitty homemade costumes. hes been a theatre kid since before he’d even been to a theatre in person. despite mostly being interested in writing novels, he finds screenwriting an intriguing profession as well, and definitely considered it as a possible future career

- john has had this habit of putting on a tough, manly persona ever since he was little, mostly because that’s the version of him that dutch always wanted to see. when he met abigail, though, something within him shifted. suddenly he can’t keep this act up very easily anymore. he hates admitting it but he feels very vulnerable around abigail, and he absolutely detests himself for that. i like to think it’s why he acted so hostile towards her and jack in the first few chapters of rdr2.

after they leave the gang, though, he realizes that he doesn’t have to put up this act anymore. slowly but surely, he becomes more open with abigail, which came as a surprise to her, not that she complained much. she likes that softer side of him much more, but she knows if she tells him that he won’t take it lightly. she prefers to show him through smaller gestures, though part of her thinks he might be too stupid to get the message that way lol

#god they r so insane #i wanna draw some of these #long post #rdr2 #ele.txt #ask

[exhaustedalien]

seeing that do you know john marston poll is wild my immediate reaction is who doesn't know john marston before remembering like a year like a year ago I booted up rdr2 for the first time and was like. who the fuck? is this wolf chew toy loser. I hope he dies from sepsis.

#who doesnt know john marston he literally yells “my name is john marston” in at least 2 languages so you know who he is

[pinkysberg]

Tired barista Javier who whispers things like 'Support your local library' and 'Capitalism is a disease' to white moms getting their pumpkin spice lattes. Sometimes he pretends not to understand English very well just to annoy them.

yes exactly. and then his loser ass friend (john marston) comes in and orders a strawberries and cream frappacino and says to "put it on his tab" (it's coming out of javier's pay)

#ask

[dazednstoned]

silly question, your top 5 favourite rdr characters? 🤭

Ooh this is a good question!!

1. Abigail (naturally). I just think there's a lot of appeal to her and it's easy to sympathize with her situation. I also just love how she strays from how a typical wife in the 1800s would behave/conform. I like her and John's "untraditional" dynamic I guess (aka she runs things, not him).

2. Molly. Again, she's an easy character to sympathize with, but is subjected to an insane amount of unjustified hate.

3. John. Love him because he's such a pathetic loser for most of rdr2 but he looks so good doing it. I'm just drawn to his deadbeat dad aura.

4. Charles Smith, he's just a silly guy. I think he's one of the more likable men in the gang. I especially love him in the epilogue.

5. Jack Marston. He is just the ultimate tragedy. He is literally the product of all Arthur, Abigail, and John's failed attempts at escaping that life. He's just a really appealing character tbh.

Honestly, I generally like most of the VDL gang except obvious people like Micah/Strauss. I dislike Dutch, but he's really interesting, as is his relationship with Hosea.

#I can't think of anyone I necessarily dislike #even Grimshaw I don't necessarily dislike #I think most of them are just easy to sympathize w when considering their past and the time period #asks

[imdefyingmavity]

Micah, before duelling Arthur: Marston! When this is over and Arthur there is dead, you're welcome to stay in the gang!

Arthur, to John: I don't mean to be a sore loser but when this is over and if I'm dead, kill him.

John: With pleasure.

#incorrect rdr2 quotes #source: butch cassidy and the sundance kid #rdr2 #arthur morgan #john marston #micah bell