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#look imma que this for a random day and I will forget
oogaboogaspookyman · 2 years
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(intro thingy again)
Mewtwo: what's something that would scare off a burglar?
Adam: nekkid grandma!
Mewtwo: NAKED HUH???
✨Incorrect Quotes from the fam✨
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Adam got drunk.
Adam: all i asked was for a fair day's pay after a fair day's work, and he- kinda got a little angry so- i admit... I kinda got a little angry.
Mewtwo: did you kill him?
Adam: ... What kinda fuckin' animal do you take me for no i didn't kill him!
Mewtwo: aww fuck... *Reliefed*
Adam: but i did kidnap his wife! :D
Mewtwo: OHHH NO-
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Mewtwo: there's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
Mew: i photosynthethize with this.
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Adam: i'm sorry, please talk to me...
Mewtwo:
Adam: hello? World's most amazing person? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Mewtwo: "sorry" doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.
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Teen Aliza: sometimes, i don't realize an event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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Adam: i typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway!
Adam's ex-gf:
Adam: vroom vroom, come out already!
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Mew: the energy in the room was pulpable.
Celeste: ... Was what?
Mew: y'know, like orange juice.
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Mewtwo: MEMORY.
MEMORY: Twoey ^v^
Mewtwo: half of me wants to strangle you.
MEMORY: what does the other half want?
Mewtwo: to hit you with a truck.
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Adam: my life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look...
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(@xxtc-96xx )
Mewtwo, with a big ouchie in the gut caused by Newtwo: being smart has never stopped me from being a complete freaking idiot.
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Alex, texting Adam: get bell soon.
Alex: wet*
Alex: wep*
Alex: forget it.
Alex: brother you can just die.
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MEMORY at Adam: can i offer you a knife in these trying times?
MEMORY: to the chest, preferably the heart, sometimes the eye.
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Mew: just so you know, it's very muggy outside.
Adam: i swear if i see all our mugs outside-
Mew is sipping from a bowl.
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Adam is playing My Friendly Neighbourhood and is solving the punch card puzzle. (Source: Eddie, Youtube)
Adam: yes, i found the square pizza! Square pizza achieved-
Random puppet falls off the roof.
Adam: AAAAA!!!
Adam, continously shooting at the fallen puppet: ... N FOR "MY NIPPLES JUST GOT HARD", O FOR "OH SHIT", P FOR "PINCHE MADRE", Q FOR "QUIT FUCKING DOING THAT SHIT", R FOR "RRRREPUTA MADRE"
Adam: that just scared the absolute shhhit outta me.
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Mary: gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss- what's the other one?
Adam: there isn't another one, you're crazy.
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You either buy a room or GET OUT!
I thought this was the Clown Motel but a couple of CLOWNS just walked through my door!
Adam: yo what did you say to me, fool? Imma go full mexican on your bitch-ass!
Adam: más te vale que nos des un pinche cuarto ahorita te- aca te tumbo los pinches ojos wey!
Someone tell me what he's saying!
Mary is cracking up.
What the FUCK is he saying?! I don't speak TACO BELL!
Mewtwo: wHEEZE-
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(@the-hydroxian-artblog )
Mary: okay, now for the next step of the recipe-
Mew drops a whole box of soup.
Mary: Ms. Mew why did-
Mew: s a v e u r.
Mary: ... Impressive technique!
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(same guy that made the "saveur" comic)
Teen Aliza, trying to rap: penis serious, penis delirious, go into the woods, call that penis mysterious.
Teen Aliza: penis various, penis h i l a r i o u s, dawn of the age of the penis aquarius.
Teen Aliza: penis ponticulous, penis meticulous, wearing my clown shoes i'm penis ridiculous.
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(@dewwydarts and @pmseymourva for the original thing)
SketchTwo: finally, Safe For Work Tits...
SmileTwo: isn't that kinda your thing?
SketchTwo: ... LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT.
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Celeste is petting Mewtwo on the head, mon's as relaxed as the common cat, she's cracking up because the big man himself is leaning back 'cause of the scratchies.
Suddenly he gets spookt, snaps out of it and gets back up, Celeste loses it.
Mewtwo: Ò//~//Ó
Celeste: you love it, don't you?
Mewtwo: -//~//-
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Mew: if snails are slow, why do they appear when you're not looking? Like- you look behind you and then boom! There's a snail.
Mewtwo: snails are only slow when you're watching.
Adam:
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(@pmseymourva )
Celeste: i'm currently camping and honestly still confused because idk what the fuck I’m supposed to post here, but idc because Adam will read anything if it’s hot enough garbage.
Adam: guess again.
Mewtwo: you read that with your own eyes in order to make that response, Adam. You may not have recorded that for a video, but you read it in your head, and you acknowledged it for all the world to see. You may think you're pulling a fast one, but you've just done the exact thing you were asked to do. You read the post.
Adam: ... Guess i'm Joe Rye The Clown Guy now.
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atla modern au Sokka learned he was gnc because of my little pony friendship is magic send tweet
just kidding I’m not done: Katara and Aang meet in college and they’re thriving and when Sokka meets him for the first time, Aang mentions my little pony and being a brony so naturally Sokka flips his crap and is like “Katara break up with him” and she’s like “???no??? he’s allowed to watch whatever he wants???”
and so Aang is like “it’s not a childish stupid show I swear! watch an episode with me and if you don’t like it, I won’t bug you about it” so Sokka sarcastically goes “yeah okay” thinking as if I’m ever going to like a girl’s children show about pastel ponies and princesses who sing about friendship
so Sokka watches the first few episodes with Aang one day and... oh no... oh. this is good and Sokka gets hooked and becomes a brony and he starts opening up to “you don’t have to be a girl to like ‘girl’ things” and how gender is a social construct and starts ya know wearing skirts or painting his nails because if he learned anything from MLP, it’s that true friends will stand by your side no matter what (I’m sorry I had to)
and eventually he meets Zuko and they date and he is scared to tell Zuko he likes the show at first because he didn’t react really nice when Aang mentioned he liked the show so he’s like “what if he breaks up with me— he’s wearing a leather jacket, he doesn’t seem like the brony type” and I can’t decide whether Zuko is already a brony but was too nervous to say it has the same reaction Sokka does when Aang tells him but either way they end up watching it together and being bronies together and yes the three boys always say “friendship is magic” now
bonus: sokka’s favorite pony is a tie between Twilight and Rarity— he’s convinced he’s their love child—, Aang’s favorite is Pinkie Pie— the smile song made him cry once—, and Zuko’s favorite is a tie between Fluttershy and Starlight— j have my reasons for all of these
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my sister and I have this love language where, since the wall my bed is on connects to the bathroom, whenever i hear her in there, i knock on the wall and she knocks back even harder than i knock (i basically tap)
anyways Sokka and Katara. Katara knocks like my sister.
Sokka: *gently taps the wall*
Katara: *slams palm against wall*
Sokka: *furrows eyebrows* *slams side of fist against wall*
Katara: *knocks on the wall harder*
Sokka: *knocks on the wall louder*
Katara: *punches the wall and screams:* WHAT
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did y’all know that I love Sokka Avatar? cause. I do.
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