(intro thingy again)
Mewtwo: what's something that would scare off a burglar?
Adam: nekkid grandma!
Mewtwo: NAKED HUH???
✨Incorrect Quotes from the fam✨
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Adam got drunk.
Adam: all i asked was for a fair day's pay after a fair day's work, and he- kinda got a little angry so- i admit... I kinda got a little angry.
Mewtwo: did you kill him?
Adam: ... What kinda fuckin' animal do you take me for no i didn't kill him!
Mewtwo: aww fuck... *Reliefed*
Adam: but i did kidnap his wife! :D
Mewtwo: OHHH NO-
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Mewtwo: there's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
Mew: i photosynthethize with this.
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Adam: i'm sorry, please talk to me...
Mewtwo:
Adam: hello? World's most amazing person? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Mewtwo: "sorry" doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.
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Teen Aliza: sometimes, i don't realize an event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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Adam: i typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway!
Adam's ex-gf:
Adam: vroom vroom, come out already!
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Mew: the energy in the room was pulpable.
Celeste: ... Was what?
Mew: y'know, like orange juice.
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Mewtwo: MEMORY.
MEMORY: Twoey ^v^
Mewtwo: half of me wants to strangle you.
MEMORY: what does the other half want?
Mewtwo: to hit you with a truck.
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Adam: my life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look...
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(@xxtc-96xx )
Mewtwo, with a big ouchie in the gut caused by Newtwo: being smart has never stopped me from being a complete freaking idiot.
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Alex, texting Adam: get bell soon.
Alex: wet*
Alex: wep*
Alex: forget it.
Alex: brother you can just die.
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MEMORY at Adam: can i offer you a knife in these trying times?
MEMORY: to the chest, preferably the heart, sometimes the eye.
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Mew: just so you know, it's very muggy outside.
Adam: i swear if i see all our mugs outside-
Mew is sipping from a bowl.
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Adam is playing My Friendly Neighbourhood and is solving the punch card puzzle. (Source: Eddie, Youtube)
Adam: yes, i found the square pizza! Square pizza achieved-
Random puppet falls off the roof.
Adam: AAAAA!!!
Adam, continously shooting at the fallen puppet: ... N FOR "MY NIPPLES JUST GOT HARD", O FOR "OH SHIT", P FOR "PINCHE MADRE", Q FOR "QUIT FUCKING DOING THAT SHIT", R FOR "RRRREPUTA MADRE"
Adam: that just scared the absolute shhhit outta me.
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Mary: gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss- what's the other one?
Adam: there isn't another one, you're crazy.
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You either buy a room or GET OUT!
I thought this was the Clown Motel but a couple of CLOWNS just walked through my door!
Adam: yo what did you say to me, fool? Imma go full mexican on your bitch-ass!
Adam: más te vale que nos des un pinche cuarto ahorita te- aca te tumbo los pinches ojos wey!
Someone tell me what he's saying!
Mary is cracking up.
What the FUCK is he saying?! I don't speak TACO BELL!
Mewtwo: wHEEZE-
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(@the-hydroxian-artblog )
Mary: okay, now for the next step of the recipe-
Mew drops a whole box of soup.
Mary: Ms. Mew why did-
Mew: s a v e u r.
Mary: ... Impressive technique!
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(same guy that made the "saveur" comic)
Teen Aliza, trying to rap: penis serious, penis delirious, go into the woods, call that penis mysterious.
Teen Aliza: penis various, penis h i l a r i o u s, dawn of the age of the penis aquarius.
Teen Aliza: penis ponticulous, penis meticulous, wearing my clown shoes i'm penis ridiculous.
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(@dewwydarts and @pmseymourva for the original thing)
SketchTwo: finally, Safe For Work Tits...
SmileTwo: isn't that kinda your thing?
SketchTwo: ... LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT.
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Celeste is petting Mewtwo on the head, mon's as relaxed as the common cat, she's cracking up because the big man himself is leaning back 'cause of the scratchies.
Suddenly he gets spookt, snaps out of it and gets back up, Celeste loses it.
Mewtwo: Ò//~//Ó
Celeste: you love it, don't you?
Mewtwo: -//~//-
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Mew: if snails are slow, why do they appear when you're not looking? Like- you look behind you and then boom! There's a snail.
Mewtwo: snails are only slow when you're watching.
Adam:
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(@pmseymourva )
Celeste: i'm currently camping and honestly still confused because idk what the fuck I’m supposed to post here, but idc because Adam will read anything if it’s hot enough garbage.
Adam: guess again.
Mewtwo: you read that with your own eyes in order to make that response, Adam. You may not have recorded that for a video, but you read it in your head, and you acknowledged it for all the world to see. You may think you're pulling a fast one, but you've just done the exact thing you were asked to do. You read the post.
Adam: ... Guess i'm Joe Rye The Clown Guy now.
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