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#look at wally! LOOK AT BART!
bobbinalong · 17 days
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bart in jay's helmet is so adorable
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megamindsupremacy · 2 years
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DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.
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jhonnyhotbody · 10 months
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Idk if anybody remember Bart's buzz cut that happened at one point
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detectiveforfree · 1 year
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You know when Bart figures out how to manipulate his aging with his connection to the Speed Force like Eobard can he is going to use that to his full advantage. Particularly for getting free food or a child's discount in restaurants. His only problem is getting someone he knows to actually go along with the deception because he needs an adult to take him in the first place and Kon just refuses to because it's weird to him and Wally is too busy, but Hartley will 100% of the time and they play it up the cringiest way possible larping as the most obnoxious father and son duo for the sole reason that it annoys Wally.
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I need everyone to know that speedsters are allergic to nanobots.
No, seriously. They're allergic to nanobots.
Speedsters have absolutely insane metabolisms, which means that they have an absolutely insane immune system. They don't get sick. Ever. Their immune system works at warp speed and takes out germs the second they enter their body. Call germs 'the Rogues' because they're getting tackled by super speedy blurs before they can even think about causing issues.
Okay, so they have a great immune system and don't get sick ever. What does this have to do with nanobots?
Great question! When nanobots are injected into a speedster's body their immune system sees them as a threat. Only problem? It doesn't matter how fast or efficient their immune system is, their body can't destroy a bunch of tiny metal robots.
Because their bodies can't fight off the nanobots they start to display typical cold/flu symptoms instead. Vomiting, fever, runny nose, coughing, being tired, ect. The nanobots aren't causing this reaction. Their own immune system causes this reaction. The fever is the bodies attempt to kill off the 'germs'. The vomiting, runny nose and coughing is the body's attempt to expel the 'germs'. They feel tired because their body is putting everything into fighting off the 'infection'.
In a normal person the nanobots wouldn't even be an issue because they'd be able to avoid detection. They can't avoid detection in a speedster body because their immune systems are dialled up to 500 out of 10.
As a result you get instances like this:
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(Inertia had injected Bart with nanobots and Bart had a reaction)
Just an FYI for people because this is extremely fun and versatile information. Especially because none of the speedsters are really aware of this and it doesn't kick in right away. I could totally see a situation where a mission requires nanobot injections and mid mission the speedster goes down out of nowhere. It's also great if you want to do a stereotypical sick fic or something and want to get around that pesky speedster immunity.
Anyway, it's fun information so I thought I'd share
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iclarts · 1 year
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we both have cool guy syndrome
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wandeel · 11 months
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Funny how every DC team could fight anyone for the sake of their Speedsters but they very easily forget that Speedsters can DESTROY THE UNIVERSE with a jog
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taxi-cab-to-slowtown · 5 months
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Flash Family Meets the Justice League
Okay, folks, so here's the thing, I love Batfam meets the Justice League and it's so fun because of the way that it has so many crunchy tropes mixed into it. Secret Identity? Check! Identity Reveal? Check! Paranoia? (there is a whole fic with this trope named this and it is fantastic) check! There's also just, found family, secret relationships, pranks.
Car Salesman: *smacks "Batfamily Meets the Justice League" tag* this bad boy can fit so many excellent superhero tropes.
The only problem is... there is a lot of Batfam meets the JLA fics out there. This isn't to say there is too many because there can never be too many and as long as there are new ones, I'll be eating them, because they are fantastic. But what if we could get something that feels like this trope, that tastes like it, but is just different enough that it opens up a whole wealth of new ideas?
How about Flash Family Meets the Justice League? The idea is that Flash is about as opposite from Batman as possible, which makes it that much more fun. Where the Bat hides everything, Flash is always open... or so the League thinks. Flash has a good shipping dynamic with pretty much any leaguer though I will always be a HalBarry stan and has quite a few kids at least 2 of which are active heroes.
Plus, Central City ever seem just a little too good to you? within a year of the Flash being active there was a museum in his honour. The Flashes can ask their rouges to take the day off, and they will I would love to see a crypidly happy Central city which is cursed with a different kind of curse from Gotham.
I feel like there's a super ton of focus on the Bats don't get me wrong, I love the Batfamily, that how I got into DC and we don't touch the untapped potential of the other families. Just please, consider the idea, chew on it, and if you end up writing about it, tag me please.
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melonlthawne · 12 days
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baby speedster broke containment. Fatalities include the child lock on the fridge and a third of a gallon of strawberry ice cream . One child seriously disturbed from it all.
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aloofwindbag · 11 months
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I dreamt of an odd crossover…
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thwackk · 1 year
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they all get the crazy hair gene idk what to tell you.
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pup-pee · 3 months
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remember impulse 1995 (#8) when bart made a building crumble ontop on blockbuster?
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heres wally telling dick about it bc i started reading nightwing & they actually acknowledge it(i was confused reading just impulse lol bc from my knowledge bart just ran in2 this huge guy, got smacked around a lil bit, then went home totally unscathed(lies))
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annnnyways this is just me teheing bc of the smallest impulse mention
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Flash 798 variant cover by Serg Acuna
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detectiveforfree · 1 year
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redrawing some of my favs to battle my sadness caused by yj:t seems to be counterproductive, but fuck it i just want more emotions for wally's funeral TToTT
dick's apperance literally broke my heart, cause it only just fucking hit him full force. his best friend is gone. and all those pent up emotions come flooding out
artemis' made me so sad, because she looks so lost and afraid, and I bet she spent most of her time from Antartica up to funeral in a daze
barry literally can't look at the grave, he seeks comfort in iris and im QnQ
bart doesnt cry, because he is no stranger to loosing people he cares about, but he is sad and so tired of it
perdita's words about kid flash/wally being something of a security blanket grabbed me by a throat and won't let go, because with him gone how scared and vulnerable and sad must she feel???
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wallylinda · 2 years
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it’s honestly impressive how disingenuous modern comics are to their previous canons. everyone has smth different to complain about here but specifically i am thinking how bart’s relationships with wally and barry got completely flipped around. how come wally has reverted back to being aggravating and untouchable while barry has just. out of the blue developed a relationship that isn’t just several levels of awkwardness and misplaced resentment and longing all mixed into one.
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