#look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips!

[losuliart]

I legit don’t know how to recreate the style I did for my Bill Cipher one, but I wanted to draw them in fun clothes ;-; might revisit this piece in the future!

#gravity falls #dipper pines #mabel pines #gravity falls mabel #gravity falls dipper #mystery twins #waddles is that tiny little pin #I gave mabel hearts because she’s pure of heart but I’m now realizing I should have given her stars because she’s a shooting star #look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips

[neverfullydressed-withoutasmile]

Mammon has a grabbable and slutty waist, like why does he need a waist that small and slutty for? For other men to grab it? Whore.

#what in hell is bad #Mammon my beloved #And not to mention those hips #Like hey look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips

[hey-its-puddlesock]

✨Game of the Year✨

#vocaloid #kaito #kaito vocaloid #look at that high waisted man he got them feminine hips

[nottoonedin]

can I get a FUNFRED AND C BABY THEME SWAP PLEASE

Lİke like funfred in c.b.’s color palette and type of style-aesthetic, same goes with c.b. İn fred’s

Love how these turned out :0 Thanks for the request!

#Me while drawing freddy: LOOK AT THAT HIGH-WAISTED MAN HE GOT FEMININE HIPS- #as he should #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddys fanart #five nights at freddy's sister location #circus baby fanart #circus baby fnaf #circus baby fnaf sister location #circus baby #fnaf circus baby #funtime freddy #my art #toon's art #art request

[evren-sadwrn]

still not over the costuming in john wick 4 they really put bill skarsgard in high waisted trousers and fitted waistcoats

#marquis de gramont #bill skarsgård #john wick 4 #LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN HE’S GOT FEMININE HIPS #marquis vincent de gramont #bill skarsgard #like girl wtf yall made roman godfrey french

[conherofrost]

We've asked Frieza this one but, what are your thoughts on gender?

Was the Frieza preface really necessary, anonymous? I'll still answer your question even so...

I know I told the last asker that I wouldn't so cavalierly dispense information about... that sort of biology, but I think I can skirt around some things and tactfully say what needs to be said without you... sleazy types getting any ideas.

Gender and biology divides are a bit easier for us because, in the case of the birds and the bees, we can play both, interchanging between "bird" and "bee" depending on the individual's desire- hermaphrodites essentially.

We're not really assigned, but, gender-wise, we are ultimately products of our environment, and that influences us on how we choose to express. Obviously, I had mainly male influence, growing up around my father and the occasional mob men... but in time, after being cut loose into the galaxy, I started to gain a little bit of an effeminate touch in a few regards, but I didn't feel I had to change my identity to the other to make it acceptable. It was simply something to add to the identity I had already built for myself.

(Not to be confused with the fake identity of a hero I took on, that's a separate identity matter.)

In terms of biological dimorphism, I think the most we have is apparently some Arcosians' bone structures start shaping as we grow to make one "birds and the bees" mode or another easier, but we're usually self-styled gender-wise by the time it becomes apparent. Maybe long ago they used to wait until that grew in to force-assign us an identity.

Oh, and occasionally our vocal chords mutate in certain ways to be deeper or have more of a lilt, although this can be changed with a good sum of shady money... or so I've heard.

#answers #anonymous #suggestive #((I interact with a Frieza with different bio headcanons but I told myself I can keep my own for my blog)) #((since Frost is from a separate universe perhaps the species evolved different over the universe line)) #((I mean the U6 Saiyans didn't have tails and that may just be a tip of the iceberg variance)) #((also this post inspired by the Frost “gender is a prison and I chewed through the bars” textpost edit)) #((it is regularly in my brain)) #((look at that high waisted man he's got feminine hips)) #((nooo that's the thing he's sensitive about))

[wilyserpentofeden]

Almost had a heart attack thinking that I might have grown out of all my black skinny jeans that I could use for Crowley. Thankfully I have a pair that still fits bc I don't know who I am without at least one pair of black jeans as my anchor. I am considering dyeing them a darker black though bc they're a tad faded...

#jeans as a whole are a constant in my life anyways but I always need to have one pair of black jeans that I can wear constantly #these are the things I think about on my lunch break lmao #i used to be a bit more of David Tennant's build but I have since become that John Mulaney quote thats like #look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips!!! #and so I had to give my tighter jeans away but now that I know I have a pair that fits i'll be utilizing the hips for the crowley walk :) #cosplans

[darkdakota8998]

LET THE BOY HAVE HIGH WAISTED PANTS

this was supposed to be perspective practice but per usual I can’t draw perspective

#leg with piercings what will he do #kill someone probably #Kota’s Kontent #linkeduniverse #linked universe #linkeduniverse au #linked universe au #Lu #Lu au #lu art #linkeduniverse art #linked universe art #linkeduniverse legend #linked universe legend #lu legend #insert that one John mulaney quote here #LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN HE GOT FEMININE HIPS

[malewife-urahara]

Just found this shinji battle card his hips are jutted OUT look at this pose

#losing it currently #look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips #mod: squish #bleach #shinji hirako

[peachrote]

if library of ruina existed back in 2014/2015 thered be an obscene number of videos of john mulaney stand up routine quotes set to roland sprites

#peach. out of character #tiphereth: haha look at that high waisted man hes got feminine hips! #roland: NO THATS THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT

[looses-gooses]

Screaming

One of my friends saw reaper for the first time and was like “are you sure that’s a guy?”

#LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN HE GOT FEMININE HIPS #overwatch 2 #reaper

[omgspacecowboys]

we as a society moved too quick from this

#wings #paul mccartney #paul mccartney and wings #linda mccartney #denny laine #jimmy mcculloch #joe english #look at that high waisted man he's got feminine hips #paul is so annoying #its so hot #linda with a perm??????? #denny rocking the mustache #venus and mars #1970's

[histi27]

Ghetsis has big tits but minimal ass, he does have nice thighs tho

#and hips #based off his pokemas model #look at this high waisted man hes got feminine hips!!

[beveragenightmare]

learning to draw gabe and yeah ok fine you guys are right I really do draw everyone with slutty grabbable waists and hips what the fuck is wrong with me

#talking #muttering to myself while drawing “hes masc he has a fit masculine physique you can draw that its not hard” #looking at my finished drawing “hmm hourglass happened again it seems” #every time i try drawing someone masc it turns into 'look at that high waisted man hes got feminine hips' #fo rthe love of god help me

[lost-in-sokovia]

From a comedian to another u funny

Now add one more point lolllll

-Hey ya anon ( man I never expected my name to be that but that’s cool still 🥹) 

you don’t realize what you’re doing to my already mega big-ass ego, but yeah sure i’ll add those points amen you don’t have to tell me twice✋🏻

let’s dance

#btw soph #hey ya anon #heeeeyyyyy yaaaaa!!!! #ha ha ha! ha ha ha! #look at that high waisted man he’s got feminine hips #and i’ll be like NO THATS THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT #or what john mulaney said #don’t get me started on that man jesus fucking christ

[selfmessages]

Can you please do König x male reader whos short (like 5’4) and likes to wear kinda feminine things and sometimes needs help reaching things? (Like im a dude but GOD DAMN or short shorts comfy as hell- like- idk man but its so comfy but if you bent over or try to reach something up high a bit of your ass is gonna show *hint hint*)

Feel free to ignore if you dont wanna write this! Have a good day!

König x short M!reader who likes feminine clothes

Warnings: reader wears feminine clothes, anal sex(off-screen consent)

With how short you are, König wouldn’t even call you maus, you’d be little maus.

König will tease you by resting his elbow on your head to remind you of how much height he has on you.

You’re so short and cute, he loves how easily he can wrap himself completely around you. He loves the idea of using his huge body to protect you from danger.

To say he likes seeing you in feminine clothes is an understatement. He's constantly trying to control his excitement when he sees you in skirts, heels, thigh-highs, shorts, etc. He can't help it when you look so good in everything you wear.

Speaking of shorts, you love to wear them around the house. They’re so comfy and cute, and they make your ass look good.

You’ve noticed that when you wear them, König’s eyes are on you way more than usual. You can’t help but want to tease him.

And what better way to do that than by purposely throwing yourself in his line of sight and bending over because you ‘"accidentally dropped something?”

König sees the way your ass strains against your shorts and the way the bottom of your ass peeks out.

You'll get away with it for the first few times because König is kind of oblivious. But he eventually catches on, and if it’s attention you want from König, you’ll get it.

-

"Ah- ah, Köni, slow down!"

König grips your hips as he thrusts into your hole. You’d teased König one too many times, and he finally snapped. Snatching you up and bending you over the counter.

You were "struggling" to reach a cup that was on the top shelf. Reaching up and standing on your tippy toes so that your shorts lifted and König got a perfect view of your plump ass. You knew what you were doing. That’s exactly why your brain is being fucked out by König now.

"K-Köni I can't, it’s too much."

"You can take it, little maus, I know you can."

König stares at his cock disappearing into your sloppy hole. It drives him feral. You continued to moan while König grinded up against your prostate with every thrust, causing your back to arch and you to push back up against him.

"Köni, I'm gonna-"

You came with a scream. Your whole body twitches; had it not been for König holding your waist, you would’ve fallen. With a few more thrusts, König spills his load inside you with a groan. Gripping your hips tightly enough to bruise, he rides out his orgasm inside your fluttering hole. He pulls out, making you whine. "Are you okay, maus?" He stokes your hair, attempting to comfort you.

You nod, utterly exhausted.

"Let’s get you cleaned up."

König picks you up, kisses your forehead, and takes you to your shared bedroom.

Bonus

"What the heck, König?! These were my favorite shorts!"

You dangle your ripped shorts in front of his face. Your shorts were torn in half and completely unwearable. König really didn’t mean to rip them apart. How was he supposed to know the fabric was so flimsy?

"I’m sorry! It was an accident, mein engel. I’ll get you new ones, I promise.”

You know König didn’t do it on purpose, so you can’t stay mad at him.

“Okay I forgive you…but they have to be f/c, you got that?”

 (And he get you new ones because he’s such a good hubby. <3)

#call of duty #könig #könig cod #mwii #male reader #bottom male reader #könig x reader #cod x male reader #könig x male reader