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kuraagins · 7 years

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Some Danatole YouTube au headcanons (I'm sorry)

Based off some asks from @melchirits' blog They have a prank channel Because OF COURSE they fucking do It starts off with Dolokhov being like "let's prank Pierre and put it on the Internet" And Anatole comes up with a MASTER PLAN of putting a piece of paper that says some dumb shit like "ur gay" in one of his books. They film Pierre opening the book and he's just like "??????? Okay???????" But these two fucking assholes think it's the funniest thing, and they do that laugh that prank channels do where they just scream into the camera. And pretty much immediately they start to get a following (Because they're two attractive guys on the Internet the teenagers can SHIP THEM) So they just do more dumb shit to Pierre (and occasionally Ippolyte and Hélène if they're around and in good enough moods that they won't kill them) Balaga helps them out sometimes And their YouTube channel starts to get pretty big Anatole decides to start streaming as well because he likes video games (and also attention) So one time on a stream Hélène comes in and is like "tolya you should make out with Dolokhov for a prank" Because the girl KNOWS her brother is lowkey gay for his bff And Anatole is like "IM NOT GAY IM NOT GONNA KISS A DUDE I LIKE WOMEN" But also everyone in the chat is like YOU SHOULD KISS HIM Because like I said... The internet Ship Them Anatole is a slut for views and attention so he's like "WOW guys I can't BELIEVE you're MAKING me do this y'all are CRAZY, kissing boys is GROSS" And he just grabs the camera goes into Dolokhov's room (because I just decided that they live together in this au) and MAKES OUT WITH HIM Like.... Not a little peck on the cheek like Hélène was expecting There's like tongue and everything Anatole pulls away and they both go super red because they're both so in love with each other but they can't even admit it to themselves let alone each other And Dolokhov is sat there completely dazed And Anatole gets super scared that Dolokhov is gonna get mad at him (because his dad maybe used accuse Anatole of being gay because our boy loves his fashion, which is why he tries to repress his feelings for Fedya???) So he just thrusts the camera in his face and is like "HA ITS A PRANK BRO I GOT U NO HOMO" and runs out the room flustered as hell Dolokhov is just left sitting there like "yes this is fine..... I am 100% okay that my best friend-and long time crush-has just made out with me as a prank" Everyone in the stream chat is going crazy Hélène is Shook Anatole promptly ends the stream early with some weak ass excuse like "oh suddenly I am very sick goodbye" He begins to regret kissing Fedya because MAYBE HE HATES ANATOLE NOW But it does get them more followers so... And now there's thousands of fanfictions about them Anatole googles himself because of course he does and shortly after The Incident he finds some 'danatole' fanfiction And he's like what is this danatole they speak of He reads a couple(hundred) and is like HOLY SHIT I WISH THIS WAS REAL LIFE It's Balaga that comes up with idea of a fake feud "It'll get you a fuckton of views Anatole. A fuckton." Both Anatole and Fedya love the views So Balaga writes diss tracks for them both and gives them ideas for some vague tweets "Can u believe some people just won't stop talking about their foot fetish smh" "When someone u care about takes ur sister out to the opera instead of u #ratsthesedays" (I KNOW 'rats these days' is a very northern British thing but PLEASE guys I find it so funny thinking of Anatole saying it) And then they release the diss tracks Millions of views Everyone is choosing sides There's 'team Anatole' and 'team Dolokhov' merch Anatole calls his fans the 'Anatole kuragin-ers' Dolokhov calls his fans something even dumber like "tHE FIERCE SQUAD" "Anyway fierce squad don't forget to like comment and subscribe and dab on those haters like Anatole kuragin" So then Anatole takes it a Step Too Far And he tweets something like "lol I bet @crazygoodshot was totally into that time I kissed him as a prank #DoesFedyaDolokhovIsGay?" (Anatole is an obnoxious hashtag user fight me) About 5-10 minutes later he walks in on Dolokhov SOBBING And Anatole freaks out It takes him like a good forty five minutes to calm him down because Dolokhov is genuinely devastated He thinks that Anatole knows he's gay and is in love with him and that he hates him for it Eventually Anatole calms him down enough so that Fedya can speak and all he can get out is "do you HATE me Tolya" before breaking down into sobs again Anatole is heartbroken that HE'S done this to Dolokhov so he deletes the tweet and once Dolokhov no longer has any more tears to cry they Anatole takes him out for coffee Buys a drink and a cake for him to try and make up for what he's done All Dolokhov can do is stare blankly at the table He's a whole mix of emotions He's angry that Anatole would out him like that, upset that his friend clearly dislikes him for enjoying the kiss, confused as to why he would tweet that out because this was just supposed to be a bit of harmless fun for the Views Anatole tries to apologise but there's nothing he can say that makes Dolokhov feel better They sit in silence for over an hour and Anatole ends up blurting out "I love you" And Dolokhov looks up for the first time in confusion and Anatole looks at him and says "I'm in love with you Fedya" And Anatole gets all shy and flustered because he finally told Dolokhov about this crush that he'd bottled up for years Poor Dolokhov still doesn't get it he's like "love me in like,,,,, a friend way?" NO YOU FOOL HE LIKE LIKES YOU And once Fedya has come to terms with this after Anatole has gone on some big ramble about how beautiful he finds him Fedya confesses his love for Anatole And they spend the rest of the day holding hands and doing cute couple stuff!!!! Someone sees them and posts a picture of them holding hands and I'd like "are danatole really feuding????" And then the eye emoji about 10 times The picture goes VIRAL Anatole and Fedya make a video a couple of weeks later explains that the feud is over (they're both too proud to admit it was all fake tho) and now they're dating and in love!! And then everyone writes Dan and Phil-esque fanfiction about them BYE

#I hope it was okay to tag you in this!!#maybe it was me who sent that anon ask.... maybe #danatole #Anatole kuragin #fedya dolokhov #this is Bad I'm sorry

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choisgirls · 7 years

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Boi, hi, I've been waiting for this. Could I request the RFA boys (+ V & Searan)'s reactions to finding out MC is a Victoria's Secret model and finding out by MC dragging them to a show before disappearing leaving them sitting alone for awhile before they walk out and yeah (I'm so sorry this is so long and I totally get if you don't want to write this. Have a great day!)

A/N: b o i you sentthis in literally *right* after I opened requests and I giGGLED SO HARD AT YOURENTHUSIASM it really made my day, so i hope you like this ~Admin 404

ALSO Y'ALL, IT’S YA GIRLS BIRTHDAY TODAY (june 20) SO IF YA NEED ME I PROBABLY WON’T BE BACK UNTIL LATER TODAY,HAVE FUN, BEHAVE, I LOVE YOU

*YOOSUNG:

-He was already red as hell andnervously sweating when you just mentioned taking him to the show

-“Isn’t Victoria Secretthat one… you know… sexy clothing store?”

- yes, yes it is

-The whole way there, he’smuttering to himself

-Honestly trying to hold backtears because he feels so awkward

-Wants to look at you and onlyyou!! He doesn’t want you to feel bad about him looking at other partiallynaked women

- WHAT IF HE GETS A BONER MCHE CANT HELP IT AND IT’LL BE PUBLIC WHY IN THE WORLD DID YOU BRING HIM HERE

-Holds onto your wrist when youtry to leave him there alone and you have to drag him a little bit beforetelling him that he’d be fine and you’d be back in just a little bit

-He tries to fold himself up asmuch as possible to hide himself from the people giving him weird looks

- it didn’t help

-When the show started, a smallshriek rose up from the back of his throat and he covered his eyes with hishands, though he peeked through his fingers because his curiosity got the bestof him

-But the first person he saw wasyou? And you were in some absolutely gorgeous,lacey, and very short nightgowns? Where are your pants? Are you in jUSTUNDERWEAR? ARE THOSE WINGS??

-The poor boy has a full blownnose bleed. His face is as red as Saeyoung’s hair. He’s stuttering andmuttering to himself because he has absolutely no (comprehensive) words

-He struggles to look you in theeye after the show! Kept trying for a solid hour to compliment you but thewords kept getting stuck on his tongue.

-That night he held you cautiously,but still close enough to feel his heart race

-Like, wow, he’s dating a mODEL!He knew you were beautiful inside and out but it’s just amAZING! He would havenever expected it

*ZEN:

-“Why are we going to afashion show?”

-“I’m beautiful, I shouldbe one of the models!”

- thanks for being modest zen

-You didn’t tell him what kindof fashion show, but he agreed to go anyway

-Famous people are always seenat these things, he feels like he fits in!

-He was so ready to complimentthe hell out of you to make sure you know he’s got all eyes for you

-But when he turned back to you,you were gone?

-P A N I C

-Before he could look around foryou though, the show started

-And the people behind him weregrumbling about him being in their way so he sat down and silently hoped thatmaybe you just excused yourself to the restroom

-But as the show started, hewatched as multiple models walked out in different sorts of lingerie

-He felt so AWKWARD! He justwanted you to come back so he could focus on you instead of these other wome-

-There was one model thatcaptured his eye and he thought she was just absolutely breathtaking. Just bythe curve of your face, let alone your hips, he knew it was you

-He couldn’t help himself, hecheered for you like it was a football game people had to pull him down tohis seat

-He practically lifted you intothe air and spun you around afterwards, showering you in more compliments thanusual (which is a lot). Reminded you constantly throughout the rest of thenight how proud he was of you!

-Also had to use all of hiswillpower to fight the inner beast the rest of the night

*JAEHEE:

-She’s always wanted to attendfashion shows, but has always been way too busy

-Not to mention she didn’t evenget to go to any for work reasons damn jumin

-So she was extremely excited tohear that you were going to bring her to one!

-She likes any and allinformation about where the two of you go so she was very shaken by the factthat you wouldn’t tell her what kind of show this was

-What if it was a super fancyfashion show and she wasn’t presentable? What if it was super casual and she’stoo dressed up? WHAT IF IT WAS SECRETLY A STRIP CLUB AND YOU DIDN’T TELL HER

-She was trying to get you togive her hints about what kind of show this was

-Actually got frustrated whenyou didn’t give her any sort of hint

- acts like a child andpouts, completely ignoring you

-Simply nods her head inacknowledgement when you excuse yourself

-The music started to play notlong after that and she started to get really giggly and excited! But there wasno sign of you?

-She figured she would justrecord the show until you made it back, so you could watch it later on when youwere home!

-The moment she got her phoneready, she hit record and looked down at the lit up screen

-But when she did look, all shesaw was you? Walking down the catwalk? In some very revealing lingerie?

-Had to do a double-take fromthe screen and up at the stage to make sure it was truly you

-And holy shit??? Like, you gogirl?? 10/10 she was so excited to see you up there, strutting your stuff!

-Any outfit you had modeled, sheplanned on buying matching outfits for the two of you as soon as possible

*JUMIN:

-He’s tried to avoid any type ofshow at all costs

-It’s just not his type ofscene, you know?

-Watching all these women strutaround in ridiculous outfits, acting high and mighty, wanting nothing butattention (so he thought)

-He just wanted to take this dayoff, sit at home with his precious girls (you and Elizabeth, obviously), andrelax

-Instead, you had begged him tocome to this show, which you wouldn’t even tell him the theme of

-And of course he agreed, you’rehis beloved and he wanted to do anything he could to make you happy

-If that meant he had to watchthis agonizing show, then he would

- he only wished he couldhave his wine as well

- honestly thought aboutsneaking in a flask because he hated these things that much

-Whined like a child when youtold him to stay put because you’d be right back

-“But MC! I dislike thesethings, you can’t truly expect me to stay here alone, can you?”

-You left anyway, and found yourway to the stage, only to walk out and see Mr. Trustfund Kid’s jaw clench- hiswhole body moving forward to the edge of his seat, a hand covering his mouthand his eyebrows knitted together

-He was pleasantly surprised tosee you walk out in some gorgeous lingerie

-But he was also immediatelyjealous of every other pair of eyes that set on you and your body

-He swore to himself that you’llknow for sure that you’re his and only his later that night

-Not to mention that every setof lingerie featured in the show would soon be in your closet for a private,up-close showing for him and only him

*SAEYOUNG:

-He doesn’t get out much

-But if you wanna go somewhere,then he! Is! Going! Somewhere!

-Whatever you want to do, hewill do it for you!

-You want to go to some sort offashion show?

-He probably won’t enjoy it,since it’s not really something he’s into, but he will still go with you tomake you happy

-Every fashion show he’s everseen had such ridiculous outfits

-He’s hoping they’re just asterrible this time so he has something to make jokes about and keep himselfentertained

-Lowkey threw a hissy fit whenyou told him you were leaving for a little bit

-He was there for you! You can’tleave

-“Fine if you won’t sit andstay then I’ll make fun of the outfits by myself”

-When the music started he satforward, completely ready to slaughter the first outfit with insults

-Except it was really cute. Andsexy. And oN YOU.

-He literally fell out of hischair onto the floor, people had to help him get back up

-Not before he turned as red ashis hair, though

-From then on, every time youcame on stage, he would whoop and howl, causing you to almost lose your cool acouple of times

- ends up surprising youweeks later wearing that same lingerie for you, wink wonk

*V:

-He’s been to many shows

-Well okay he’s photographedmany shows

-Never sat and enjoyed onehimself

-But completely willing to gowith you! He enjoys the art of the fashion

-Doesn’t even matter what kindof show, he is 500% ready and willing to go

-Of course he has his cameratoo, but not to take pictures of the models!

-He wanted to take pictures ofyour reactions, how the bright lights shine on your face, how you can see thepassion in your eyes

-HE WAS SO EXCITED, AAAAAA

-When the music started he wasworried about you missing the show

-He didn’t want to photographthe sadness in your eyes!

-But he looked up at the stageto see you, walking out from behind the curtain with upmost confidence

-Shining bright, dripping insexiness, and giving off a “I’m a badass” vibe

-And he. was. lOVING IT.

-It made him so nervous to seehis precious angel like that but he knew he couldn’t miss the opportunity

-So every time you came out inany outfit, he was sure to take the most amazing photos of you, in an attemptto capture how much love he has for you in each one

- wants a private photoshootbehind the scenes afterwards, wink wonk

*SAERAN:

-You thought Saeyoung hatinggetting out of the house?

-We all know Saeran is 10 timesworse

-You are physically dragging himto this show because he’s so against it

-“Why the fuck would I wantto watch people parading around the stage in stupid outfits”

-Because?? Just go with meanyway??

-He’s holding onto your arm,letting his feet drag against the floor when you try to leave him in the crowdalone

-“Saeran I need to go dosomething!” “Oh no, you are NOT leaving me alone with ALL THESEPEOPLE”

-You did leave him alone though,and he is LIVID.

-He planned on not talking toyou for the remainder of the night because of it. Maybe he’d keep up the silenttreatment until tomorrow. Who knows?

-The loud music started to playand he already hated everything about this

-He watched as a few womenwalked out on stage, each in a progressively more revealing outfit

-Until his arms unfolded when hesaw you in this sexy bra and panties set

-Matching them to the largewings hanging behind you

-Immediately snapping photos onhis phone for later blackmail

- and also using them asresearch references to get those outfits for later

- practically pounces youbehind the stage, attacking your whole body in kisses

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