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sungminsbutt · 4 years

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MY MOM’S BIAS LIST

hi hello my loveesss, long time no see! today imma post my mom’s bias list(yes that’s an actual thing). basically i got into kpop bc of mom(long story which ill tell another time) and she’s the one who got me into a lot of groups(suju, uniq, got7, monsta x, astro, vav, exo, ss501 etc). honestly it’s enough for me to tell her i wanna get into a group or i started stanning a new group for her to find me at least 10 variety shows, 5 dramas w the members, 100 facts bout each other and etc.

she doesn’t stan all the groups i do, and has very weird reasons for “why she likes a certain person from each group”(imma explain them in the list below.

ENJOY! Super Junior:

im not really sure who her suju bias is cause at every super show she has a new bias. but she says Siwon is super hot and the best visual of south korea, she likes Donghae especially when he smiles and Kyuhyun cause he looks educated and cute. also Henry cause he looks like me?????

Monsta X

both Hyungwon and Hyunwoo. Hyunwoo cause he’s awkwardly cute, dad like and mom is obsessed with his voice. Hyungwon cause he’s tall, hot and mom wants me to marry him (iTS nOT tHaT iM cOMplAiNinG THo)

GOT7

okay this one is pretty interesting. mom is absolutely enamored with Jaebum’s voice. but on the other side, she always said he’s ugly. but after watching dream knight she went like “well he’s really handsome and i like his style” and after that he posted a pic on ig and mom went like “nah bro he’s ugly” again. also she hates his piercing. but anyways, after EVERY.SINGLE.PERFORMANCE. she goes like “nah kid i definitely like him”

VAV

to put it simply, Ayno. mom thinks he’s pretty and she loves the way he raps

EXO

Sehun. mom finds him kinda weird but as she says, “smoking hot”. if things go wrong with Hyungwon, mom also wants me to marry Sehun. also Jongdae bc of his voice(mom really thinks his condom accidentally broke and now he’s marrying his fiancee only bc of that, oKaY mOM)

SHINEE

im not sure if she actually has a bias in shinee, but she said several times that Kibum is cute and she likes him when he’s not bald

Jekki

mom doesnt know anything at all bout them but i showed her an older stage and she said Honny was handsome and then i showed her how he looks as now and she said that he’s DEFINITELY handsome

ASTRO

your classic opinion: Eunwoo. 3rd one whom she wants to marry me

UNIQ

mom accidentally found out bout them after watching “Chasing Ball”. we watched 3 mvs and every time she pointed to Yibo saying he’s hot. well, let it be Yibo.

TVXQ

Yunho is mom’s man. dont touch him

BTS

Taehyung. mom basically melts evertime she sees him. loves his husky voice and says his smile is weird. also Hoseok cause again, i apparently look like him. also, she said that lately, Hoseok had became super hot and manly.

SuperM

Lucas. she asked me several times who the Minho-looking tall guy is

IKON

mom never really watched anything related to ikon before. but this comeback she saw the Donghyuk teaser pics and always said he’s super handsome

Ateez

Jongho. mom is basically always asking me who “is that cute guy”. plus, they share the same birthday!

hope y’all enjoyed this!