Spawned from an inside joke while chatting with a friend. Would he ever dress like this? No. Do I care? Nope. The things I do to my own brain children.
Dear hockey gods, who do I need to bribe in order to have Matthew Tkachuk grow out his curls again? I can take or leave the undercut/racing stripes (I personally love the fuckboi energy) but the CURLS!!! 🙏🙏🙏
We are getting some curls. But WHAT IF HE DECIDES TO CUT IT OFF?!? WHAT THEN?!?😭😭😭 WHY DOESN'T HOCKEY BROS GIVE ME WHAT I WANT?!? Just let the hair GROW!!!
And gods, I'm actually missing Matthew's pirate beard. It was so glorious. The moustache linking up with the rest of the beard is fucking beautiful. LOOK AT HIM!