#lol ur not harry styles

[harrylights]

✨mermaidrry for @thedevilinmybrain 🧜‍♂️✨

#sorry it’s b&w colouring this would have taken me 3yrs lol #hope this satisfies ur mermay needs lol 💙 #mermaidrry #harry styles fan art #harry styles #mine

[grlsbian]

what names would you use now if these t-shirts were to comeback?

#bring back 2014 #2013 girly #2013 tumblr #2014 fashion #2014 band tumblr #tumblr girl #2014 tumblr #tumblr aesthetic #2014 revival #2014 nostalgia #2014 grunge #2014 style #class of 2013 #cool girl #lol ur not #harry styles #matty healy #alex turner #the 1975 #one direction #louis tomlinson #larry stylinson #arctic monkeys #carrd material #carrd theme #girls icons #aesthetic #carrd icons #lana del rey #gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[musclesandhammering]

I could get cancelled for this immediately, but does anyone else get really irritated when you see a certain subset of the queer community inserting themselves into other subsets’ issues?

Like when cis gay people think they can speak for trans folks just because “well we’re all lgbt.”

Or like gay men thinking they can make misogynistic comments about lesbians and use the word d*ke etc just because “well we’re lgbt too”.

Or (and this is a big one lately) queer women inserting themselves into conversations that are about issues specific to queer men, and acting like they have exactly as much credibility in the argument because “well we’re just as lgbt as you.”

It’s just like… yeah we’re all queer. But each individual group is their own mini community, and they all have their own things that are specific to them, and if you aren’t in that exact demographic then you don’t have the experience necessary to add your input on those topics. And if you go ahead and shove your way into the conversation anyway, then you’re like… only 5% better than a homophobe. If that.

#scrolled past a thread on Twitter earlier about how Billy porter complained about media giving Harry styles #who is maybe straight maybe not #so much attention for doing things that openly queer men have been doing for ages #so obviously very much a debate that should be happening between queer men and nonbinary folks as well as gnc straight guys #but the ENTIRE comment section was either straight women or queer women #most of them were Harry styles stans #and it was just so annoying cause like you guys aren’t the ones this conversation is about #you’re not the ones directly being talking about or effected by this topic #and yet you’re here dominating the conversation arguing with actual gay men over something that affects them #… just because you got mad that someone insulted ur senpai 😒 #annoying af #queer issues #queer discourse #q slur mention #lgbt #anti harry styles #just in case lol

[mejomonster]

Is there any reason not to chop my hair off again ToT

#mejo me #rant #haircut #u can reply to this ToT does long hair even look decent #??? idk my brain is like. on the one hand this took years. to get this long #on the other hand: i look good with chin length hair #like debbie harry #and its not as hard to style ToT u just wake up with ur hair done #also lol incidental ive been tryjng blue eyeshadow more this year

[rogueplanets]

#grammys #bad bunny #bffr #if ur a harry styles fan i legit do not care lol

[larriestyless]

Not like you need it, because you seem ok. But no one deserves death threats no matter what they think you did. And I’ll always* be in your corner.

thank you love. This means so much to me, to always have a bestie.

#I love you #No more attacking the reylos for me #Lol that backfired #I think I got anger issues if I'm being honest #I blame my ex from the UK #I hate the uk ppl #Expect for Harry Styles of course #And u if ur from the UK #But mainly my ex #Damn I hate her #Like if I could I want to *snap* her neck with kindness of course

[capfalcon]

lol

#am listening to love of my life. saw something that makes me want to chew leather. #lol. #love of my life by harry styles #which is ironically for someone who hates romance #is one of my favorite phrases #love of my life #bc it doesnt imply anything #it doesnt mean soulmate it doesnt mean the right person it doesnt mean good person #it just means love of my life #like u can be a 5 years old boy and the love of ur life can be ur mom. or u can be a 70 year old woman and the love of ur life can be your #husband. or partner. #or u can be a 27 year old and the love of ur life was ur hs girlfriend. #like #i just love that phrase #bc it means exactly what it says and nothing elze #not that the love was good or bad not that it lasted or didnt #just. love of my life. #like in elementary sherlock correctly calls irene adler the love of his life #and he would be CORRECT #even tho shes evil and she shot him and they dont end up together and he doesn't love her anymore #she was still. the love of his life #i LOVE that phrase #its a good phrase #anyway. lol

[neotrances]

harry’s real life friends have used she/her pronouns on him and harry has smiled and acknowledged momrry signs on stage. not only that but it all started because back in his 1d days he would pretend to be pregnant by shoving stuff up his shirt to mimick a bump. it’s not that deep . not everyone is a sensitive triggered person like you lol

nothing u say to me is going to make teen mom lactating and impregnated harry fics normal and again this only got brought up bc one of u weirdos wanted to defend white supremacist with ur pregnancy fetish blogs on my post. tell any normal person irl u dedicate ur time to posting cropped images of babies and roleplaying those babies being taking care of by she her harry styles dealing with postpartum rage and they will think ur weird

#literally making fic about harry leaking pee after having five children u r the freak here buddy #also not what triggered means #✉️

[pancakes4two]

surprise surprise… here’s a part 2 for private!y/n 🫶🫶🫶🫶 thank you for all the love on the first blurb and for leaving so many sweet comments!

PREVIOUS PART | NEXT PART | MASTERLIST | SEND ME A REQUEST

harryleaked

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harryleaked leaked photos from harry’s rumored girlfriend’s instagram.

posted yesterday with the caption: “mother, father & son”

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harryfan1 you shouldn’t be spreading this around. delete it please before more people see

harryfan wait what happened

harryfan1 she accidentally accepted someone’s follow request. they’re spreading all the pics from her instagram on twitter now.

harryfan oh wow

harryfan4 yeah they’re def dating it’s over for us

harryfan3 DELETE

harryfan2 guys stop engaging with the post it’s only going to gain more traction if you do. dm the account if you want them to stop don’t like or comment

harryleaked

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harryleaked more photos from harry’s rumored girlfriend’s instagram.

posted this july with the caption: “the wait was worth it for this v v v belated valentine’s day date”

harry also commented: “Better late than never?”

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harryfan1 wtf she has the prettiest smile

harryfan5 so it’s confirmed confirmed

harryfan6 this july… he had a show in paris… he took her on a date in the city of love…

harryfan7 UR SO RIGHT WTF WHAT A HOPELESS ROMANTIC

harryfan guys seriously stop bringing attention to it. i know this is a shock to everyone but we’re helping nobody by talking about it so publicly. especially since harry and her clearly don’t want their relationship to be public right now

rollingstone

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rollingstone What is it like navigating relationships as the most wanted man in the world?

Harry Styles speaks to Rolling Stone about love and privacy, two concepts that are frequently in contention for someone who has reached the level of stardom that he has.

“It can feel a little voyeuristic, at times. I think obviously at the end of the day, all anyone wants to do is to be able to love freely and openly. That’s harder to achieve when you’re under the scrutiny of the entire world. So, I like to keep parts of my relationship to myself. We basically built a wall of privacy that we could safely love each other behind. And while that isn’t ideal, it’s what works for us. Obviously, I think it goes without saying that it’s disheartening when people try to peel back the layers we’ve carefully constructed to protect our relationship.” He says, hinting at private photos that leaked online recently, which forced him to go public with girlfriend Y/N L/N.

Visit the link in our bio to read the full interview.

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harryfan1 DAMN y’all need to apologize to him right now bc he’s neverrrrr called us out this openly before and we’ve done a lot of out of pocket shit historically. he’s MAD mad

harryfan why do i feel like i just got put in time out

harryfan3 EVERYONE SAY SORRY HARRY

harryfan2 like what did i say? harries can never just be serious and look what happened because of it

harrystan y’all don’t know common courtesy and got yelled at because of it LOL

harryfan9 another day of harries ruining everything

harryfan8 anyways… he looks so good in this pic

yournewinstagram

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yournewinstagram ok girls let’s try this again 🫵🏻❤️‍🔥🎀⚡️🌈

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yourbff BACK & MORE PRIVATE THAN EVER

yournewinstagram that’s the first and last time you’ll see me on enews

harrysnewfinsta Hey can you see my comment? Is this working?

yournewinstagram yes harry it’s working.

harrysnewfinsta Ha! Tech whiz Styles

#harry styles #harry styles imagine #harry styles x y/n #harry styles x you #harry styles fic #harry styles x reader #harry styles fake ig #harry styles fake instagram #harry styles social media #harry styles fic rec #harry styles headcanon #harry styles fanfic #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles fluff

[soledadcatalina]

[id: a couple sets of sketches of kim kitsuragi and harry du bois from disco elysium, kim is looking over his shoulder, raising the brow, harry is head on with the Expression. the left set of sketches are drawn in a simplified sketch style with the digital pencil brush, the right side of sketches are done in a semi realistc manner with a marker brush.]

sometimes when ur having trouble making characters look consistent you just have to embrace it. also took doing this warm up to realize that i do not draw harry that much lol

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #accessible fanart #image description #casetrippy does art

[daiz-nsfw]

Uhm. Can you elaborate on the breeding kink. Asking for a friend... :D

ur twisting my arm- of Course i'll elaborate i'm so glad u asked

nsfw under the cut~

this is referring to this post i made earlier talking about nsfw jily headcanons

also warning, i'm obvi gonna be discussing breeding kink here, so if that's not ur thing, mwah it's ok i'll see u later

i don't think this particular interest would come into play until after harry is born, because y'know, like i said, harry was most likely an accident given the situation at the time, and i doubt they had even given the idea of trying for a baby much thought (again, considering the circumstances). at the time, they're two 19 year olds who are young and in love with each other, but they're also on the front lines of a catastrophic war. concerning their sex life at that point, i'd say they were just obsessed with each other and were constantly high from the adrenaline of actively fighting in a war, so i can't picture them having the time or mental capacity or even desire to spice up their sex life; their brains were likely just like, "i love you and you're hot as fuck and also holy shit we almost just died, let's fuck crazy style Right Now."

now this is probably more reasonable (and happier) to think about in the confines of an Everyone Lives AU. but about what i mentioned earlier, about it not coming up until after harry is born, i actually think the seed (ha) for it is planted when lily becomes pregnant. with lily, it's not uncommon for women to experience a higher libido while pregnant (iirc, around second trimester?) so that already makes sense. but for james specifically, i think it's more of the psychological effect of him looking at lily pregnant (caveman brain ooga booga) and just thinking, "wow. my beautiful sexy hot wife is carrying our child. i helped create the life she's nurturing right now." and also something about it sort of being this tangible evidence that they belong to each other, mind, body and soul? it flips a switch in him. also i think he's just so obsessed with her that he probably think that she looks super hot pregnant, lmfao.

skipping ahead (post harry birth), something that makes me laugh is the idea of how it's brought up between them. again, i think both of them are individually pretty into the concept already, but bringing up something like that can feel so fucking awkward. i like to imagine that it's a total accident, and it happens during sex, like, literally mid-thrust, and one of them- probably james, definitely james- is just so in the moment, that it slips out. like, it's SO sudden and baffling, he probably says something like, "god, lils, i wanna fuck you until you're pregnant again," or something like that, and they both just stop and take a few moments to process. poor james, he's humiliated, but she consoles him by letting him know she thinks it's hot and he's like, oh thank GOD.

i don't think them having a breeding kink would necessarily mean they have this constant desire to get lily pregnant, although, i don't think they'd be incredibly opposed to it either. i think it's more of the general concept, like i mentioned earlier- that it's evidence of how committed they are to each other and they both find that so incredibly sexy. and it bleeds into a lot of their sex, specifically in how they talk to each other; like lily telling james she really wants him to cum inside her, and him telling her how he's going to fill her up, or how he wants to make sure it all stays in so that none of it goes to waste (my face is so red rn, i'm so sorry). specifically, i think he'd describe to her in detail about what he finds so sexy about the thought of her being pregnant- her tits getting bigger? her higher sex drive? the thought of her starting to show? all of the above? this man's a freak.

this is longer than i can defend, tbh. LOL, but here you go~

#ask #anonymous #should i even tag this as jily? bc that was a lot robyn #jily #jily smut #fuck it #SORRY

[spider-jaysart]

What are some songs that remind u of Jon or jondami?

@dunkinsthings

Ooooh I have a good few of them in my list!!!

(Now updated with more!!!)

For Damijon:

Stick together by Elijah N

Be with you by Mondays (feat. Lucy)

Pumping up clouds by Urban Cone

Sunroof by Nicky Youre & dazy (Damian's pov)

I really like you by Carly Rae Jespen (for Jon's pov)

Just friends by Jordy

Feelings by Lauv

I like me better by Lauv (Damian's pov)

Oath by Cher Lloyd

With ur love by Cher Lloyd

Rock N roll by Avril Lavigne

You're my only shorty by Demi Lovato (Jon's pov because Damian's the shorty lol :3 I also like to headcanon that Jon just sings this song to him sometimes as a joke and Damian will get annoyed and try to tell him to cut it out, while blushing red all over his face lol)

Love you like that by Dagny (Damian's pov)

Man I think I love her by Stereo Skyline

Stupid for you by Waterparks (These two care so much about eachother that they'll do anything for one another lol, so this one also really fits them)

Love like woe by The Ready Set

La Da Dee by Cody Simpson

Hideaway by Grace Vanderwaal

Chasing fire by Lauv

One that got away by Nerdout

Youth by Troye Sivan

You by Axol & Alex Skrindo

Iyiyi by Cody Simpson (feat. Flo Rida) (Jon's pov, cause whenever he's not with Damian, he just can't stop talking or thinking about him in canon lol, which is just so cute💗)

Rollercoaster by Bleachers

Charlie be quiet by Charlie Puth (when they're too scared to confess their feelings to eachother due to the fear that they'll ruin their friendship)

Lean on me by Cheat codes & Tinashe

Good time by Owl City (feat. Carly Rae Jespen)

Sunflower by Post Malone & Swae Lee

Rise by Jonas Blue (feat. Jack and Jack)

Marry me by Jason Derulo (when they're adults)

Angst ones for them that remind me a lot about the age up and how it also changed their relationship:

Everything by Diamond Eyes (This ones my fave angst song for them)

As it was by Harry Styles

Summertime sadness by Lana Del Rey

Do it all over by Cheat Codes (feat. Marc E. Bassy)

Stay by Alessia Cara

When you're gone by Shawn Mendes

Getting over you by Lauv

Ghost by Halsey mashed up with Thunder by Imagine dragons (mixed by GINGERGREEN 'returns on YouTube)

Heat waves by Glass Animals

Watching him fade away by Mac DeMarco

Just a dream by Nelly

For Jon:

Sunshine by OneRepublic

Live while we're young by One Direction

I gotta feeling by Black Eyed Peas

Post Malone by Sam Feldt (feat. Rani) (this one also reminds me of him and Damian too)

Journey to the lowest place on earth by Alec Benjamin (for the age up angst)

(I'm sure I've probably got more for him, but I think I just kind of forgot some of them for now)

And that's all of them!

Thank you for the ask!! I really enjoyed sharing these!!! :D

#Damijon #Jondami #Damian wayne #Jon kent #Damian al ghul #Jonathan kent #Damian al ghul wayne #Jonathan samuel kent #Supersons #Super sons #Jon el #Damian wayne x jon kent #Damian x jon #songs #Robin #Superboy #spider-jaysart asks

[convoloutedinjoke]

Not trying to start shit cause we’re all on here to make dick jokes about video games hopefully, but there r multiple instances in DE where failing a check forces you to be racist and if you feel the urge to paint over that in ur mind I think you’re cheating yourself out of many of the things that make hdb a fun character to study bug-style. His whole thing is that he didn’t like this animal he had become (sorry) and nigh offed himself trying to get a fresh start. You don’t do that if it’s easy to turn your shit around, and it clearly isn’t easy to turn his shit around no matter how badly he wants it to be. Relatable to some! So understandable to fall into the born again trutherism, but idk. Same way I think it’s lame to woobify Jean and cringe to sanctify Kim, I think it’s sucks to disregard all the ways in which it is made clear Harry is a destructive bigot pre-wipe and remains so on some level regardless of how you play his first week back from the dead. Like I genuinely couldn’t care less about Adequately Chastising a Fictional Man (Lol, lmao even) but it’s a lil boring.

#Also wrt. The idea that your chosen political vision quest impacting his back story means he isn’t a fixed character #and that therefore playing him as a nice communist means you can make him a good guy: have you met some communists? Because #Anyway back to exams

[harrysfinelinevol1]

love on tour insta blurb pt.3

harry styles x personal assistant!y/n

summary: y/n is harry's personal assistant and is currently working on his tour

emma chamberlain

part 1! part 2!

enews

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enews who is harry styles' new mysterious girlfriend?! none other than his own personal assistant y/n l/n! link in bio to see the steamy photos that sent the internet into a frenzy!!!

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harryfan5 holy shit shes so hot

harryfan2 nah stop she looks insane

fan20 the hottest couple

hater83 im acc so sick of her

↳ harryfan7 literally shes so annoying ffs

harryfan8 why r so many people hating on her, i met her once and shes the sweetest person

yourusername

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yourusername love on tour dump

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harryfan2 ahahaha the second pic lol i just know harry made that

yourbff sleepy y/n

↳ pillowpersonpp no she was just hungover

↳ yourusername omg mom stop embarrassing me

harryfan20 how is it dating harry??

fan2 bitch dont pretend like we dont know ur dating harry

↳ harryfan13 weve all seen the pics ahaha

harryfan7 literally all she does is post on insta, like does she even do any work

harrystydaily

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harrystydaily tonight is the last night of love on tour!!

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harryfan2 noo this is so sad

harryfan39 come to the uk pls @harrystyles !!!!!

harryfan1 omg i acc cant believe its over

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harrystyles

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harrystyles Thank you for 42 special nights. It’s been a privilege to play for you the last few months. To the band, the crew, and everyone working on this tour, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. The energy you brought to this one has left me feeling completely overwhelmed with joy. 

To the fans, and everyone who came to see these shows, I thank you. You made them everything they were, and I’ve never felt so genuinely supported. I can’t say it enough, you’re unbelievable. 

This tour felt like the celebration of coming back together. I won’t ever forget it. Thank you all so much for the love, I’ll see you very soon. Treat people with kindness. Goodbye for now. I love you all. H

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harryfan2 i love u sm

yourusername so proud ❤️

↳ harrystyles ❤️❤️

↳ harryfan12 omg stop theyre so in love

↳ fan29 im screaming rn theyre basically confirming it

↳ harryfan7 all she wants is attention

yourusername

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yourusername so glad to be back

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thehollywoodfix

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thehollywoodfix rumoured couple harry styles and y/n l/n leaving soulcycle this morning in LA!! (TheHollywoodFix.net For Full Video - Link In Bio)

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harryfan5 nah theyre too cute

harryfan35 does she literally follow him everywhere?! needy

↳ harryfan8 thats literally her job

harryfan7 ew her hair looks grim

fan2 does anyone know why y/n disabled her comments on insta

↳ harryfan4 yea its because shes been getting so much hate since she started dating harry

↳ harryfan29 thats so sad, shes so lovely as well

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part 4

thank u guys for the love on the last post! hope u enjoyed pt.3. I'm thinking of maybe writing a fic to go along with these blurbs, lmk what u think

sloane xx

#harry styles x reader #harry styles fake social media #harry styles #harry styles blurb #harry styles imagine #harry styles fluff #harry styles x oc #harry styles x you #harry styles x y/n #harry styles reader insert #harry styles request #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles fake ig #harry styles fake instagram

[mydearesthrry]

texts between y/n and h — a saga

eeeek first piece of work for aidt uni!!!! so excited <3 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

ranges from years 2012-2014, part two coming soooon !!!

2012

harry styles: Hiiii. :P

y/n: uh oh

y/n: what now

harry styles: Whaaaaat? I didnt even say anything yet!

y/n: sure but i dont like ur tone of hiiiii

y/n: u seem like ur up to no good

harry styles: What do you mean. :[

harry styles: I had good news!!!

y/n: alright bug, hit me

harry styles: I’m having a short break from tour in a little!!!! :D

y/n: bubs omg!!!!!!!!!! im so excited eeeek!!!!!!!!

y/n: we can hang out right??? im in the middle of recording the new album so u can come to the studiooooooooo

harry styles: Yessss! That’s what I was thinkinggggg. I’m so tired, I can’t wait to sleep.

y/n: i know bub, just hold out a little bit longer and you can sleep alllll you want.

harry styles: Will u cuddle me???? Lol! :P

y/n: of course. now go, u have a show soon. ily text me when ur off <3 <3 <3

harry styles: Yes ma’am. Wish me luck! :D

——

y/n: pssssttttt

harry styles: Oh hiiiiii. Whats up???

y/n: is everyone down there asleep?

harry styles: Umm, yes? Why bug?

y/n: im hungry

y/n: i want a pb&j

harry styles: Ah. Okayyyyyy give me a sec. :D

y/n: huh

y/n: harry what

y/n: oh god where did u go

y/n: HARRY WHAT WAS THAT BANGING NOISE

y/n: omfg u absolute idiot

y/n: im coming downstairs u better not be bleeding im serious

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2013

y/n: hi

harry: hi, whats up?

y/n: ummmmmmmmm

harry: y/n…

y/n: i didnt do anything bad!!

y/n: i just accidentally ate nialls last avocado

y/n: can we go to the store and buy some so it doesnt look like i did

harry: sure, lovie.

harry: be ready in 10?

y/n: yes. ur the best i love youuuuuuu

harry: i know you do.

y/n: if he finds out can i blame it on u :)))))

harry: you will anyway

——

y/n: HARRY

harry: what???????

y/n: i miss u

y/n: im bored and im tired of singing

y/n: my poor voice hurts :(

harry: are you at the studio?

y/n: yeah :((

harry: okay, give me a sec and ill be there shortly. any food you want?

y/n: maccies? :D

harry: alright. hang in there lovie, be there soon.

y/n: kk <3333

———

2014

y/n: h :(

harry: hi

harry: whats wrong lovie

y/n: i have a fever :((((((

harry: oh nooooooo!!!!

harry: want me to come over and being remedies?

y/n: please? i cant fuckin move

harry: alright drama queen, give me 30, okay?

y/n: okay :))))

y/n: love youuuuuuu

harry: love you tooooo. :D

——

harry: hmmm

y/n: what

harry: i dont think im gonna cut my hair

y/n: FUCK

y/n: OHHHHHHHHH MY GOD

y/n: I PRAYED FOR DAYS LIKE THIS

harry: ???

y/n: LONG HAIR HARRY?!???????

y/n: ARE U REALLY LEAVING UR HAIR

y/n: u know everyone already calls u prince

y/n: bc it looks like u have prince hair

harry: i wont cut it, unless you want me to??

y/n: DONT

y/n: EVER LET SCISSORS NEAR UR HAIR

harry: noted, the princess does not want my hair cut! :P

y/n: <3 <3 <3

#harry styles fanfic #harry styles x reader #harry styles #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles fluff #harry styles x y/n #harry styles blurb #harry styles one shot

[thefiery-phoenix]

Hey, first off wanted to say I’m a huge fan of your work I’ve been reading ur work for a while and I’ve read your match ups, do you still do matchups for Harry Potter? If you are doing that here’s some info😭:

Looks: Indian, black wavy hair, 5’7, brown eyes with a hint of amber, unconventionally attractive face wise

Personality: very awkward and shy at first but later really loud and adventurous when u get to know me, sarcastic, sharp tounge, funny, smart, empathetic and sensitive, clueless and ditzy of what goes on around me, kind, ambitious

House: slytherin

Style: baggy clothes, streetwear,

Hobbies/pastimes: playing Roblox, reading books, tennis and skateboarding, listening to music,

Ps—>Ik this is a random match up but pleaseeee don’t match me up with Tom riddle I’ll take anyone with him, no offense to him but he’s scary especially since he’ll be Voldemort 💀

Yep, I'm still open for matchups and thank you for liking my work, I really appreciate your kind words a lot, I feel honored you take the time to read my nonsensical work lol. And don't worry, your plea has been answered, I ain't too fond of Moldy Voldy too lol. I'd ship you with...Oliver Wood

Oliver here as a yandere would be caring but not to mention incredibly possessive, clingy and EXTREMELY competitive and obsessive of you as well. He's actually humble about his talents and stuff but when you're around, he can't help but show off a bit for you since he does need to impress you after all. He hopes you fall in love with him after watching him play Quidditch. And he's as serious as making you only his no matter what, just like how he's serious about Quidditch 

You could be from a different house and be on the Quidditch team of another house but he just sees this as a way to prove himself to you that he's worthy of your love and affection, he's driven by you to win. It's like you're his source and ray of inspiration, a pillar of strength for him, always pushing him to do better and do his best. Of course, when he shows off too much around you the other members of the Gryffindor Quidditch team are ready to call him out on his behavior much to the amusement of everyone else there and to the embarrassment of Oliver. "Oh, Oliver, is that Y/N I see?" asked Fred in a sing song teasing voice and Oliver tried to quickly look around to where you were and when you flashed him a smile from the stands, he could swear on Merlin that his heart did a somersault 

The others started snickering after seeing Oliver's furious blush and who did he think he was fooling? No one was buying the 'I barely even noticed them' nonsense. "They look good don't they?" teased George and Oliver replied in a dreamy way with a small smile on his face "They look good every day... wait... what? HEY! Focus on the match, we need to beat Slytherin today at any cost no matter what!" he turned firm and strict again, making sure his team mates trained hard to beat Slytherin no matter what. His hatred for Slytherin didn't just stop at Quidditch, it just became more stronger when he saw Marcus Flint, the Slytherin's Quidditch team captain talking with you about something

He didn't know why as soon as he saw that sight he felt like either punching him in the face and sending him to the hospital wing or hexing him, a hex involving something about him not being able to use his mouth or tongue anymore to talk with you. He didn't know why he felt so bad, bitter and a mix and storm of emotions flurry inside him. Ranging from rage, anger to resentment and fear. The fear of losing you, for someone like him. No, he would not allow it. He would NEVER allow it, never in a million years, He can even lose in Quidditch, there's always a next time to win but he just can't afford to lose you under any circumstances

"Is he bothering you Y/N?' asked Oliver as he suddenly rushed to your side and distanced you from Flint. Flint scowled and you smiled and replied "No Oliver it's all right, he was just asking me about the homework we received from Potions by Professor Snape. I do have to admit, writing a 5000 word essay based on Potions all around the world and it's effects is quite difficult'' and Oliver immediately needed to get you away from Flint. He didn't like you spending time with him and besides, he could deal with him later on. "Would you like to watch me practice if it's not too much of a hassle? I really look forward to seeing you there'' and you smiled and told him you'd come with him saying bye to Flint 

It took him all his restraint not to punch Flint for flirting with you after the practice was done. He wasn't mad at you, of course not. He could never be mad at you, in his eyes you're literal perfection, the definition of a god/ goddess who could do no wrong. Even if you do end up doing something wrong at some point in your life, he will find a hundred different to justify your actions. He'll do his best to keep other guys away from you. Will he stalk you? Well, he prefers to call it 'looking out for you' after all, not everyone at Hogwarts is to be trusted like the Slytherin Quidditch team or Roger Davies for that matter, the irritating hindrance between you both 

Oliver is also very protective and a fussy yandere when it comes to you. He treats even the slightest of the scratches like a flesh wound by someone who stabbed you or something. If at all you do get hurt during Quidditch, he'll make you rest, he doesn't want you playing or doing anything when you're injured. He'll drop everything and rush to you, after making sure you're all right he'll carry you bridal style to the Hospital wing for a checkup by Madam Pomfrey just to make sure you aren't really injured. However if someone deliberately injures you, he isn't going to go easy on them. Not only will be make them suffer the humiliation of losing to him and his team at Quidditch, but he'll also break a few bones and send them packing to the Hospital wing, and a few hexes and jinxes won't really go amiss either 

If you keep getting injured or flirted with by people, he'll grow anxious for your safety and after feeling slightly insecure, he'll have to kidnap you to save you from all those scumbags. It's for your own good darling, just trust him he'll take care of everything for you

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