i want you.
pokémon trainers when they're trying to complete the pokédex and they see some undiscovered fucking thing
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Uhm, Mr. Loki, Sir. This is an apocalypse (end of the world) moment, not a first date.
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Who’s the person behind this account?
Well, it's me!
Mikey!! 🧡
Ksksksksksks, why do you ask anon?
Could ask ya the same... ;)
🧡✨🧡✨🧡✨
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*Tav furiously waves her arms around,* you seriously forgot me!? No, no, don't you dare! Astarion, seriously, they'll have my head if I don't cough up the coin! Astarion!
Oh, Tav. Apologies, I've been approached by so many little grey-faced weirdos recently that I simply assumed.
What did you even do to get into debt? We've been trekking through the wilderness for Gods know how many days now, living on all the random fruit and alcohol we steal from the people we massacre! I know I'm a man of more refined tastes, but I don't think even I could spend that much when we're literally in the middle of nowhere.
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Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog isn’t about an incel, it’s about a disenfranchised white boy whose social awkwardness, poor self esteem, & failed attempts at a relationship with a girl result in his acting on his murderous and megalomaniacal fantasies….oh
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my past continuously plagues me and i wish i didnt hate my past self so much for the things i did when i was stupid and unknowledgeable and yeah im a mess
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"The running around. The jumping. The *bicep girth*. Your *inexplicable* facial hair."
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it's always "the middle child has it worst" this and "the oldest child suffers more" that. it's never "every family dynamic is different and there is no universal tier list of which child is hurt the most"
"you're just mad because you're the youngest so you are the favorite child" have you met my family? Im not even 2nd place.
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Have you drawn anything related to yumehouse??? 🥺 it sounds so fun omg.. I can only imagine the stare offs Michael and Patrick have HDHDHHSHDHS
HDKBHHJS YES I HAVE! just some silly doodles but yea the yumehouse consist of michael and gatita, ic.hiro from h.y.pmic + friend’s s/i, doc o.c.k + s/i, patrick b.ateman + s/i, and recently we got a new member chambe.r from v.alorant + s/i
the insanity that is yumehouse
here are them on their military type beds LOL patrick and s/i are the odd ones out of the loving couples
everyone in the house bullies patrick NDKSBSJ because he deserves it also michael loves to stare at his wall and fun fact: like nearly all the residents are murderous
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