#loki is. tall.

[zingaplanet]

Owen Wilson AKA chaotic gay southern middle-aged man just trying to score dammit.

#GIVE THE MAN WHAT HE WANTS DAMN YOU #It's been 17 years #he's putting out #for all these tall dark roman generals and gods as well #owen wilson #loki #lokius #mobius #loki series #natm #night at the museum #jedediah and octavius #octavius #jedtavius #tom hiddleston #steve coogan

[voulezvulcan]

loki forgets he's like almost two meters tall the moment mobius calls him pussycat the first time. it's over it's done. he's constantly bending down folding his limbs making himself as small as possible to tuck himself into mobius' neck mobius' shoulder mobius' side he can't even sit in a chair at their desk anymore he's just pressed like an origami to cling to mobius as they read the same report

#real and true have you seen them?? #mobius forgets hes almost two meters tall as well #thats just a big kitten right there #lokius #loki

[thelibraryofsylphide]

Loki, the Weapon

Loki Moodboard trilogy: 1 | 2 | 3

Special mentions of shit I really wanted to add but didn't know how:

#loki #avengers loki #I'm gonna get severed for this title XD #marvel #the avengers movie #the avengers 2012 #I uhhhhhhh someone get me an automatic tagger XD #moodboard #my moodboards #moodboards #my moodboard #I thought of adding water stuff bc drowning + loss of control + etc but I can't make a 12by12 fucking grid of this so I thought maybe not #I like how the 'bad' editing on the eye words kinda symbolizes where they come from #like I was trying to drag the green out and then I pulled back adn went wait a minute #symbolism???? and u know what sure symbolism #I don't like how the top ones are smaller but it won't let me make them tall unless I cut the left one and I Refuse so eh

[worstloki]

Loki: Listen, I know he is stubborn, responsible for multiple atrocities, and a danger to himself and our larger society. But have you ever considered that Thor is tiny, sad, and I love him? Have you considered that he deserves to indulge in hobbies and playtime? Have you considered he deserves naps and cuddles?

#W4 meeting the bros like ohhhh so they're BOTH mad. got it #and then they got used to it i think #Sif: he is 6 feet tall #Loki nodding: 6 feet and 4 inches #Sif: you called him tiny #Loki: independent but not mutually exclusive events

[shenanigans-and-imagines]

Your type is a tall, skinny, sad boys who - might be evil depending on the fandom interpretation - really just need love and understanding. I see you being a Loki simp since 2012. Also nice cheekbones.

based on my blog, what do y’all think my type is?

#I know there will be debate about my inclusion of hawkeye pierce #he is not evil but his it’s tall skinny and very very sad #astarion #loki #Morpheus #the sandman #10th doctor #doctor who #hawkeye pierce #we’re being broad with the definition of evil here #and these are just the ones that came to mind first

[taw-k]

Someone: are you wearing heels?!

Loki, expecting something homophobic: uhh

Someone: you do not need to be any taller!

#the only reason the asgardians didnt like loki wearing heels is because hes tall enough as is 😭 #loki laufeyson #loki #marvel #loki laufeydottir #loki laufeychild #loki of jotunheim #loki of asgard

[departed-pronouns]

“Look at the stars, at those pinpricks of light, each a world of infant possibility. We have free will, everyone is writing their own stories now. But there still needs to be someone who protects them. A keeper of the time lines and guardian of the stories people write.” ~ Loki the God of Stories

Loki becomes the guardian of time and space, is renamed the God of Stories, and sets out to protect the fragile lives of everyone that He Who Remains had denied in the curating of the Sacred Timeline. But this isn’t the story about that. This is just a look into one of the many lifetimes in a multiverse of timelines where Loki walks into Don (Mobius) Gruenwald’s life and is welcomed with open arms. This is the story of a god and the man that loves him.

A story that I'll never write, I'm sure. But oh man, the plot bunnies!

#lokius #I don't even go here #Why am I writing this down? #I'll never write this #But guardian of time and space Loki getting into mischief sounds like fun #And guardian of time and space #Loki being with the love of his life in multiple timelines and not ending up alone. I want that. #Plus that last episode will launch a thousand aus #Come one with the au's of single dad Mobius who ends up with a tall dark stranger moving in next door.

[lokisaved]

The wildest thing about getting to take a photo with Tom is that it didn't feel quite real, like he wasn't a real person standing there in front of me that I was about to be right next to. I partially attribute that to how fast the line was going, but even if I had a bit more time to process, I surely would have felt the same: that a man whose life, basically, I had been following since 2013, was in the same room as me and I was mere feet away.

I was lightheaded in the moments prior to the photo, although whether due to being hungry and needed water or overwhelmed suddenly despite not feeling it before (and thrown off by the girl in front of me trying to hold a brief conversation and the crew trying to escort her away), I'm not sure. I do wonder how Tom feels about the whole thing, about how fast it went.

We greeted each other, I got to shake his hand (his hand really is big, much larger than I expected, yet when he shook mine, it didn't feel overwhelming, and he didn't crush me), he put his arm behind me and mine behind him (his coat was quite soft; my mom speculated it's a nice/fancy wool), we smiled, FLASH, I thanked him (I can't recall if he thanked me), and off I went.

While fast, definitely 100% worth it. I've never had the chance to go anywhere else he's been due to time and money, but this time, the stars aligned.

I was lucky enough to have enough income to be able to do that plus get better seating for the live show, which was also definitely worth it; I wasn't as close as I would have liked, but better than higher up—and the general seating filled up really fast, so much so that when it got delayed due to autographs (I get the sense they overbooked him, because he had to go BACK after it was done), they told us not to leave the theatre because so many people couldn't get in.

Anyway, I absolutely loved being able to hear him talk in person, and he told pretty much all new stories this time! At least, new to me, but I'm pretty sure most of them had not been told before, probably because the audience got to ask the questions (using a Google forms from the week before that was only open for twenty-four hours AND I MISSED—and they had apparently 84 questions?? Surely they could have left that open longer, then).

I really hope I get the opportunity to see him in person again in some form or fashion; i.e. I'd probably do an autograph, or if he's got enough live event, just pay for good seating for that. I don't know if I'll get so lucky a second time, and I will definitely cherish this for a long while.

#tom is probably one of the few people I'd pay this much money to see/interact with #aside from burt reynolds this is probably the highest caliber celebrity I've interacted with/been near #I don't know if tom wopat counts and im probably forgetting someone who isn't a singer from the 60s (peter noone) #megacon #megacon orlando #tom hiddleston #loki #we interrupt your regularly scheduled reblogging from 5 years ago for something completely unexpected #i will probably write this down in my journal but i reaaaalllly wanted to put this out there #idk if it'll go in the tag though lol whatever im not looking for a bunch of notes or anything #also despite tom being 6'2“ he didnt seem quite as tall as i expected and i attribute that to the fact #that i have a coworker who's six foot that ive been working with for 4 years come summer #so ive gotten used to it haha but he definitely was still tall #also i was wearing books with a bit of a heel so that took the edge off the height difference #*boots not books im not sure how i missed that #also also. his weekend look was much better than his friday look. also he looked very good in person 😌👌 #it's strange now looking at old photos of him with his real hair and stubble and having a sort of cognitive dissonance #between that and what i saw yesterday 😆 #my stuff

[aerowolf]

why do all the men i like have such bad posture

#ivy speaks #why #scout tf2 why #my BOYFRIEND why #Loki is the outlier here ily #hobie is too tall so he's always bending to talk to people but he is just a stick bug if he bends over too much he'll snap

[death-limes]

animated shows stop making characters specifically engineered for me to simp over and hate myself the entire time i’m doing it. please i’m so tired

#lime rants #‘my type’ is just one specific subcategory of tumblr sexyman but ssssshhhhhh #idc about all the oncelers out there. or the bill ciphers. or the lokis #sans is a great character but i dont wanna fuck him #but like. the tall long-haired guys with glasses and dramatic personalities #THEYRE KILLING ME AAAAAAH #i cant keep simping for more and more variants on this tried-and-true theme #i need to BREATHE #for anyone who read this far……. this post is about winter king

[kats72]

I met Tom Hiddleston on Sunday at NYCC. I'm still floating around🫠 Yes, he's as beautiful, nice, polite, amazing and TALL. Smelled amazing and that sweater is soooo soft. It was INCREDIBLE!!!! HIGHLY recommended 😌😁♥️♥️♥️ btw, I'm the dork on the right....🤦‍♀️🙄😂

Please ask for permission if you'd like to post for any NYCC on social media. Thank you 😊

#tom hiddleston photoshoot #lusty vicarettes #sexy af #beautiful #sas #so handsome #gentlemen #loki #daddy #tall af

[moe-broey]

*pulls out a crumpled up piece of paper*

My transfemme Fire Emblem Headcanons. Include:

> Rosado, transfemme non-binary, most likely to use neopronouns or multiple sets of pronouns (fae/faer, she/he, never let 'em know your next move)

> Forrest, has been on estrogen for years but still says "I'm a prince" if asked and insists on using he/him pronouns (may be closeted, may be in denial, may do so out of a sense of obligation, may be a case of pronouns being "indicative of but not exclusive to gender identity", may also just have an exceedingly complicated relationship with the gender)

> Loki, a shapeshifter, chooses to look Like That (and she's so based for it)

> Gullveig. Just. Everything Seidr/Heidr/Kvasir and Gullveig have going on. Is so transgender. To me

And on vibes alone

> Triandra

#fire emblem #i just think. more transfemme hcs in the world. peace and love 👍 #i'm transmasc so you can take these w a grain of salt lmfao #also. very much. just the selection of charas i'm in deepest for esp feh oc wise. #i don't have a lot of fleshed out thoughts on trans triandra aside from it's just normal actually. sometimes people are just trans. #and also. like. a lot of trans people do not/did not have easy home lives. like it just makes sense to me #which is like i don't want the trans experience to be defined by suffering but also i think that's why you should have MANY dif trans hcs #like i think rosado perfectly captures trans joy and being dedicated to advocacy and social justice #meanwhile i think. forrest is in the trenches. i'm so sorry. #also the transformation of seidr into gullveig fucks w me SO HARD. i am so insane i know #but it really does feel like a trans allegory. being outed before you were ready. before you even fully knew what it meant for yourself. #and having it fuck your entire life. like she is so transgender to me #also i think any shape shifter is trans by default. ESP if they have a 'main form' they typically present as. #loki is a titted up as wide as she is tall scantly clad goth woman. on purpose. #this is. how i feel. speaking my truth. ect ect #rosado #fe forrest #fe loki #gullveig #triandra

[nostalgia-tblr]

would it be weird if i changed a character's eye colour based entirely on what pairing they were in at the time?

#no listen. LISTEN to me. green-eyed loki works in thorki fic because you draw attention to the Contrasts between them #whereas OBVIOUSLY you want blue-eyed loki for sylki fic because you're going to go on about them being The Same #not say i WILL do this (likely won't) just saying it kind of makes sense to me #aside: series fic is overall far less “have you SEEN this man?” with its physical loki descriptions than the movies fic is #(though as mentioned before Fic Sylvie is 5ft tall with the smollest hands you ever did see so it's still a mixed bag overall) #“loki's thin weedy form trembled like a leaf in a light breeze as he climbed the stepladder so he could look thor in the eye" #“nobody recognised the swan in their midst -” madam he is tall dark and handsome with sharp cheekbones this is literally textbook beauty #...i should maybe not tag this post with anything anyone might search this webbed site for

[sylvies-kablooie]

can someone please edit divorce arc sylki to “is it over now?” thank you so much for listening to my request 🫶 follow for more great ideas

#it’s just. You dream of my mouth before it called you a lying traitor #I think about jumping off of very tall somethings just to see you come running #Yeah. YEAH. YEAH. #loki #loki series #sylki #pro sylki

[tyrannuspitch]

insane how this movie just lies through its teeth about how tall tom hiddleston is

look at this shit. kenneth you and i both know this just isn't true!!!

#space viking tag #maybe heimdall's meant to be really tall and i've just never noticed. but still. he would have to be like. eight foot #there are also shots with thor and loki together where CH HAS to be standing on a box

[indelen]

Loki dragging the very premise of EPCOT world pavilions on a Disney+ show is actually hilarious, 10/10.

#marvel loki #loki tv show #loki season 2 #loki season two #loki mcu #“poverty of imagination” looooooll #take that Walt and your world showcase pavilion #I think Loki should just slag off more weird human stuff it's weirdly endearing #“thor's not that tall” I'm crying