reminder that ken penders once wrote an issue of archie where knuckles asked if he could just be gay and his dad said "no no son we don't do that here"
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Barry’s going to lose his mind when I sees this.
barry aint the only one
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Locke is Knuckles' father in the Archie comics. You may dislike him because he was a horrible husband and dad, but he died protecting his son in the end. Known for microwaving the baby.
Tails is Sonic the Hedgehog's two-tailed sidekick and little brother. He possesses a genius level intellect despite being only eight years old, and likes planes.
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POV you are Aurora
... I think it's so funny that it was AURORA of all people who projected into Locke's brain that he should do this incredibly dangerous procedure on his unborn son. AKA the Hot Pocket of Destiny
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i keep losing these tweets i made after the movie dropped when ken penders threatened to sue so im just gonna post em here cause theyre iconic of me
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What if Locke the Echidna had a sister amd
nad her name was Key
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Lockes homophobic line but its about something else but also still homophobic 🥰
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I’m looking through my photos and I found two memes saved at 12:30 am that I remember making but for the life of me I can’t remember the context of
I think maybe it had something to do with parental master emerald and the joke of the m.e being a better and more caring parent that one version of Knuckles’ actual biological parent is, but 🤷♀️
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Repost for fathers’s days featuring team heroes’s dads! (Lets just ignore Locke there)
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since both angel island and the master emerald both still exist in the boom universe, i find it highly amusing how boom knuckles has utterly rejected his connection to the island and what would effectively be his birthright. and it’s fascinating every version of knuckles has gotten at least one line that suggests there’s basis for the idea of boom knuckles chose to be like that specifically in rejection of the role as guardian of the master emerald - though he embraces his role as guardian of team sonic instead.
you know what would make that funnier? if a lot (but not all) of the archie/kenders echidna bs also took place in boom. no, it wouldn’t be very in line with what sega approves of regarding the setting but i don’t care about that? so anyways think about how funny it would be when knuckles was just like “man this shit sucks.” and left.
SO. here’s my proposal: boom locke. a very comedy-oriented setting with tongue-in-cheek jabs and references is exactly the kind of place where the amount of jokes about him being pathetic and divorced would be numerous. he’d be like a furry bill dauterive.
he receives a lot of flack from the rest of the guardians following knuckles’ departure from the island, since he’s the first and only one to have gotten divorced. he can’t exactly provide them with a new heir to the role, so he’s exiled to the surface until he’s able to find knuckles. that’s where he’s been for six years - traversing the lands, looking for his son... but he’s been looking in all of the wrong places.
if he ever finally finds knuckles it would not take very much for team sonic to convince him to just not go back to angel island like knuckles never did. they could forcibly subject him to meh burger. amy would try to play armchair psychologist with him. it’d be great.
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Locke is Knuckles' father in the Archie comics. You may dislike him because he was a horrible husband and dad, but he died protecting his son in the end. Known for microwaving the baby. He "won" against Zonic the Zone Cop last round with 78.9%.
The President of the United Federation shows up in Sonic Adventure 2 and Shadow the Hedgehog. He is probably supposed to be George W. Bush. He "won" against Chris Thorndyke last round with 68.4%.
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