#lmaoooo i never post

[willow-lark]

spot the difference

#pjo #percy jackson #pjo on disney+ #percy jackson and the olympians #will solace #riordanverse #walker scobell #posts of lark #IM SORRY 😭😭😭😭😭 #will never be getting over this casting choice #AND THE SHIRT TOO 😭😭😭 #they were really @ nico like. he IS your type and you WILL deal with it #i want hoo to get adapted just to see that scene lmaoooo

[zelreedsandwrites]

Me, opening Google docs to check if the author (who is me) has updated her fics:

Fics: *are exactly the same as I fucking left them*

Me:

#i actually use the Scrivener app cuz docs on mobile is hell #imodna #imogen x laudna #ao3fic #fanfic #ao3 #last post for now I swear lmao #I’ve literally never had more notifications in my entire life what the fuck is happening #reassuring to know all of us are avoiding writing our fics #…. by being mad about our fics not being written lmaoooo

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

kinky jesus?

I truly sincerely hope this is in relation/reference to a post? lmaoooo

#i’m assuming this is a post request??? but also i’ve never heard of that post lmao #if this is a post please tell me #if not then I really wanna know the context of this lmaoooo #either way tis too funny to not post #ask #the hellsite answers #anonymous #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #hellsite hall of fame curators bullshit

[soupmanspeaks]

Soup's ramble about small details because im going insane lmao

rockstar row is just such a cruel place for GlamFreddy, Like, first of all, are the FNAF 4 toys on display in the RR museum,

These are literally just CC's toys, idk if they're replica's or the real ones, but like why would they even put that on display lmao??? It may just be a fun easter egg but like this just comes across as if saying "yeah, here's the toys of the child that one of out animatronic killed lol" And that's not even starting to how they even PROCURED these???

At the far end of RR is the Ennard cardboard cutout, which may just be a piece of decor that i'm looking into too much but like if its not, then this implies that Fazbear Entertainment KNOWS about Ennard. As to how, I'm not sure, maybe since the games are cannon because of the "rogue indie developer", they came to know of Ennard's existence, does that mean they know what he did to Michael? and if so, they STILL made a cut out of him???? Is this one of those instances where a company "pokes fun" at itself in order to seem hip and cool?? because that's so messed up lmao 😭😭😭 do you think when Glamfreddy sees the cutout he has a visceral flashback to…something....and suddenly he's on the floor, just unable to move because he's reliving that something, and then he's just panicking for what ever reason and just shuts down windows XP style and has to manually be transferred back into his green room.

Its almost cruel in a way how Rockstar Row is basically just a MUSEUM for all of Michael's trauma and failures, and he probably can't even ignore it because he probably has to keep his greenroom curtains open 24/7 to ensure that guests can see GlamFreddy, and the fact that the Foxy cutout is directly parallel to his greenroom AND THATS NOT EVEN TO *BEGIN* WITH THE PLUSH BABY'S, IMAGINE IF GLAMFREDDY WAS FACED WITH A SITUATION WHERE HE HAD TO SIGN HIS AUTOGRAPH ONTO A PLUSHIE THAT IS OF THE ROBOT THAT KILLED HIS SISTER ALL THOSE YEARS AGO, Its so crazy how FazEnt just....makes merch of all the tragedy?? And profits from it, and GlamFreddy/Glammike just has to....endure that??? Like just constantly having your trauma being put on full display all around you is so so messed up 😭

I'm not okay 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#glammike #glamrock freddy #michael afton #michael afton my beautiful pookie #Soup goes bonkers over Michael Afton again #I have a whole theory that william coming back is a allegory to how companies will never let tragedies truly die #so long as they can profit and make money out of it #and ngl I think this post kinda just adds to that lol #Its so messed up how there's just an ennard cutout #like im sorry but thats gotta be so rough on Michael 😭 #OUHHHHH FAZBEAR ENTERTAINMENT WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOUUUU!!! #imagine seeing the toys of your dead little brother in which you accidentally killed on display #and seeing a cutout of the robot that killed you when you tried to save your sister's soul ALSO on display #and then seeing PLUSHIES of the robot that KILLED your sister being SOLD #im not okay lmaoooo #fnaf #five nights at freddy’s #fnaf security breach #ennard #crying child

[natsumiheart]

It’s Luke’s birthday! December 5th! Everyone say happy birthday Luke Pearce!

Click read more for some sketches I made today in celebration AHAHAH

#luke pearce #tears of themis #xia yan #my art #ibispaintx #rosa tears of themis #if the art style of the drawing seems obviously different than the sketches I made today… #ITS BECAUSE I MADE THAT DRAWING A WHILE AGO LMAOOOO #I never posted it cause my style was transitioning at the time and now I’m not so happy with it #but it’s his bday so I’m posting it now LOL #HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE MY DETECTIVE MY KNIGHT

[swanhili]

the kiss

#morgan’s art #doodles #ffxiv #viera #kyatami also known as ares also known as dullahan #ancient ascian cat hrothgirl wife of many talents #the beautiful princess with a disorder and her husband lawliet #i never posted this to tumblr lmaoooo

[breezycheezyart]

Just did the math and I've been shipping shallura for 7 years...

#bricheez babbles #shallura #July 11 2016 was the first vld art post I made #and August 12th 2016 was the first shallura art I posted #I've been shipping shallura since the literal start of my 20s 😭😭😭 #time never seems real #I still feel like I'm no where near close to having drawn enough of them lmaoooo #babbles in the tags lol

[greetings-inferiors]

Shut up idea for maths based spellcasting - specifically probability - that is based upon my idea for a ‘mathologer’ in dnd

So there are only 6 levels of spells available. This is important as at max level your “spell slots” will add to 20 (the regular number of spell slots up to level 7, just take the 2 from 7 and add it to 3 and 2)

So you start off with a ‘die’ (for now a d4) and with 2 level 1 “spell slots”. Before casting a spell, you roll the die to see if your spell casts. If it is 1 or 2, you can cast a level 1 spell, if it is 3 or 4, you ‘overcast’ and can’t cast magic for a turn (out of battle roll until you can cast, that is your prepared spell).

When you level up, you get a level 1 and level 2 spell slot! Yayyy! So you can cast level 2 spells (at a 25% chance)

However. When you next level up, you get another level 1 spell slot. I’ll explain exactly how spell slots are distributed (this applies for all dice). Starting from the lowest number, it goes all of your first level spell slots, then all of your second level spell slots, then all your third, etc. so with a d4 at level 3, even though you know level 2 spells, you can’t cast them, because you’d only ever roll level 1. If you want to be able to cast level 2 spells, you’d have to upgrade to a d6, and risk overcasting. (I wrote that before figuring out the spell slot distribution, so technically you can cast level 2 at level 3, but it’d be a 25% with d4 compared to 33% with d6). Think of cast die as just a weapon like a staff or wand.

This continues all the way up to level 20, but you don’t gain spell slots when you gain a feat.

You have your prepared spell (you can’t overcast out of battle) and when you cast it, you expend that slot and can reroll. At level 5, 10, and 15 (see what I did there) you don’t expend level 1, 2, and 3 spell slots respectively, so they essentially become cantrips. At level 10, 15, and 20, you can use level 1, 2, and 3 spells as actual cantrips respectively, but you don’t reroll the cast die. This means if you want to save your big level 6 spell, you’re not completely locked out of spellcasting.

To properly define overcasting:

Overcast: you cannot cast spells (if you’re multiclassing, you cannot cast other class’ spells either). You can cast cantrips. Roll your cast die at the start of your turn, and lost overcast.

Level 1 spells are pretty basic, like “roll your cast die. Deal that amount of damage.”, or the level 3 “roll your cast die. That number of creatures in an 18m radius take 1d8 damage (plus 1d8 every 5 levels)”. Just spells with high variance. Higher level spells tap into the true potential of probability manipulation, like a level 4 “you and every creature in a 9m radius rolls your cast die (or equivalent). The creature(s) closest to your roll take damage equal to your roll. If it’s equal to what they rolled, this crits. If you rolled a 20, double the damage.” And a level 6 “choose a creature. Every d20 roll they make is a 20. Every d20 roll you make is a 1.”

Anyway here’s the grid:

Level # | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | recommended cast die

Level 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | d4

Level 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | d4

Level 3 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | d6

Level 4 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | d6 (feat, no spell slots)

Level 5 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | d6 (level 1 are cantrips)

Level 6 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | d8

Level 7 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | d12

Level 8 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | d12 (feat, no spell slots)

Level 9 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | d12

Level 10| 4 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | d12 (level 2 are cantrips)

Level 11| 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | d20

Level 12| 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | d20 (feat, no spell slots)

Level 13| 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | d20

Level 14| 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | d20

Level 15| 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | d20 (level 3 are cantrips)

Level 16| 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | d20 (feat, no spell slots)

Level 17| 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 0 | d20

Level 18| 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 0 | d20

Level 19| 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 0 | d20 (feat, no spell slots)

Level 20| 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | d20

I should go to sleep. Please ask questions, I don’t want to sleep.

#text post #randyposting #maths #math #mathematics #mathblr #i spent way too long on this #dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #me spending half an hour synthesising the perfect spell slot distribution for a class that will never exist #long post #let me know if anyone actually reads all of this LMAO #whoops made an error #the correction is very obvious #but eh I just need to sleep #I have a maths exam tomorrow LMAOOOO #ARGH IT’S TODAY?!?!?! #dnd ideas

[dykefaggotry]

the way tumblr doesn't count being mutuals w a sideblog as being mutuals is so frustrating bc u will sit there trying to remember if someone that has "following" next to their name always said that and ur mutuals anyway or if they unfollowed u recently

#not that being mutuals Matter like I follow ppl who have never followed me back #but I do get embarrassed still following ppl that have broken mutuals if that makes sense #bc my rsd says it's bc they deeply dislike me or smth I've posted in which case #I don't want to be following them yk? #but if we were Never mutuals it's totally fine idc #but the way tumblrs lil badges work stress me out lmaoooo

[coridallasmultipass]

(( Inspired by the "Aphids" comic bc the dj bro panel had me cryin: https://www.tumblr.com/coridallasmultipass/746888021783298048?source=share ))

Probably went overboard editing this and trying to add emoji subtext, telling a story, you know the deal. Also, the needles evoke a Saw 2 vibe for me, but that's awesome. I'm all about that unsettling mind game shit (not pictured, but I have a spiral on my tongue piercing bead, because I'm dedicated to the aesthetic). Speaking of spirals, yes, that is a Kamina keychain on my phone. In fact, I have all four main characters danglin' off that motherfucker. Shit's heavy, but no pain, no gain. Gotta keep these strifin' fingers in shape, brah. Anyways. I got the green stuff, so hit me up.

#if ur comic op and want me to unlink just lmk sorry for not asking if u mind #also lmao #OBLIGATORY: 'DISCLAIMER: i'M HI (HIGH)' TAG #trans bro #trans bro strider #but yeah i saw the jello in the store yesterday and was like 'omg i gotta do dj bro' so i bought it #and yeah i do have the spiral on my tongue but i wasnt happy with the vibe of the pics #this is better mildly creepy and funny bc the shots emojis doubling as saw 2 aes like lol yaaaaasssss #homestuck #bro #bro strider #cosplay #homestuck cosplay #bro cosplay #bro strider cosplay #beta bro strider #idk what tag #smoking #alcohol #syringes #needles #drugs #man this post is gonna get blacklisted bc of the tags #me #selfie #also disclaimer ive never had jello shots i dont drink and i dont hc bro as drinking but dude that comic #its so fucking cute and then they drop the line 'dj bro not bringin jello shots to the club tonite' lmaoooo #karkats claws are so fucking cute i love that panel too #srsyl if ur reading this u should be readin that comic its cute af and buggy and i love it #also lol i still havent changed the font from when someone asked something and i needed a gayass font

[wantbytaemin]

omg this is going to be so silly but it’s a diary entry you’ll understand bc if i told this to my friends irl they’d make fun of me forever and be like ‘YOU???? YOU are saying this?’

#anyway i’ve never gotten this feeling of being like kinda possessive over someone’s attention and it’s freaking me OUT in a big way #like . ME. i didn’t think i had the capacity to feel jealousy like that i mean ofc in other contexts yes but usually for my friends im #always like yesss i love that you all are getting along and getting more love in your life it’s ALWAYS always a good thing to me #and now im like. JDJSOOS this is gonna be so funny and unserious but im like . see something like this person having fun w someone else and #im like that post that says i hope the ceiling fan falls on y’all. LMAOOOO its like not very serious of course and VERY silly but ive never #usually felt like this over my friendships which is making me feel really odd and like maybe i should step away for a little bit #bc . what the Fuck? respectfully.

[aejiee]

Coming to terms with the fact

That I will never be tall,

Or unbelievably beautiful,

In the way that people turn their heads

And stare.

I will have never loved,

Or begun to understand what love might be,

Aside from in books and movies.

I may never understand, and that scares me.

I feel so young. Too young.

Though I desperately try to

Claw at the remains of my youth.

I'm falling behind, yet I don't want to get back up.

Is this what growing up is?

I want so badly what time will grant now

And yearn for what I have lost in the process.

#poetry #poem #writing #writeblr #im 14 and this is deep #writers on tumblr #!!! this is my first poem guys #i dont normally sit down and write #i wrote most of this while waiting for my burrito #i dont know ive always wanted to try poetry #plus ive been reading dead poets society fics #its 4 am as i am posting this #im going to wake up and be like wtf was i on #well anyways #if this is cringe i never posted this #okay good night #just kidding #im going straight to ao3 lmaoooo

[mokeonn]

So I heard that Tumblr is slowly being abandoned (they seem to be laying off a majority of their staff and keeping a skeleton crew) and we might be nearing the end of this webbed site. I don't think it's currently worth panicking over, but I'm definitely going to start making that neocities website.

I'll make a post soon about other places where you can find me. Unfortunately, I've spent quite some time these last couple years getting rid of a majority of my social media because most platforms were bad for my mental health. I do not plan on going back to these platforms, so if tumblr goes down, I'm going to be only on non social media.

Maybe if one of the new social medias being created, actually take off (like bluesky or pillowfort or whatever else these days) I might join, but if not I might be entirely on personal websites, patreon (I will start posting regularly like a blog and make more free posts), some old websites I deleted but not because I hated them (such as ko-fi, which I deleted due to inactivity) and possibly furaffinity. I'm still on the fence about furaffinity. I might also finally start using my toyhouse but that is an oc sharing website and not much of an art sharing website.

I really do hope Tumblr doesn't go down, this is my one social media and if it does go down I am going to lose nearly all of my audience. I can make do by creating a personal blog and using whatever I have left in terms of "can post my art there and people can find me", and it won't discourage me from making my personal projects. I can make do, and I will make do, but I don't really want to make do.

Anyways, that's all I have to say right now, I'll make a post later once I set up some alternative sites to find me at, but for now I want to give the heads up that if I'm gone, you're not gonna find me on twitter, Instagram, or whatever third option there is. I'm likely going to just make do, be offline more, and likely just become active on the discord servers I'm on.

#simon says #long post #i think #it looks long on mobile #anyways there it is #I'm gonna have to start learning html #im also really sad that i hate making videos so much because I probably would just go on youtube #but I know from experience that I am not becoming a youtuber entirely because I fucking hate making videos that much #i get tempted quite often to become a nice little art youtuber or go into a niche art video subcategory #personally fight against the things I hate about youtube by not doing those things #but I just hate video making too much to do that #i do NOT like my voice enough to edit it #i might consider live streaming again since I used to live stream but also hnng nah im not sure #I prefer live streaming to video making because I hate making scripted videos and I love the live aspect of streaming #but also do I really WANT to stream again or do I just want an audience from a platform where it's very easy to build an audience? #that one is gonna be up in the air for a while tbh #streaming is currently in 'im not sure how i feel about it' limbo and it may never leave #if I do decide to start live streaming again you will hear about it on my sick ass personal blog I have to code #because I'll probably unravel those mixed feeling and come to a decision likely long after tumblr disappears lmaoooo #edit: #also I would rather eat my arm off than ever go back to tiktok so rule that one out forever

[scrumptowne]

y'all who harass and stalk folks and quite literally ruin their lives by traumatizing them on this here internet thang are the reason i still have hate in my heart.

below this is NOT a callout post but an anonymous post about someone who has caused a dear friend of mine distress.

ive said it before and i will say it again, if the shoe fits, wear it. folks who harass others over trivial online drama do not interact with me i will Get you. block and move on, thank you <:)

names will not be named unless you choose to name yourself in the tags or comments, which then, idk, ill laugh at you with my friends in our discord dms what do you want me to say breh.

folks who make callout posts about victims while they themself are the abuser are the worst type of people, and one of my dearest closest friends had to go through this type of person just recently, and i want folks like that to know, you will be laughed at for this typa shit in the real world. last i checked, tumblr was meant to be a safe place, not a place where you and your hateful friendgroup who dox people in fandoms can hang out. i understand that there are nasty folks in fandoms, but that does not change the fact that i will not tolerate it and you will be blocked swiftly. there is no argument to be had here, there is no "haha funny!", you are annoying and this is why your friends are limited and your friends are only friends with you on borrowed time that you cannot buy back.

i do not like hateful folk like this, take this as a warning. i will not argue with you, i will not fight back, i will block you and your clique and move on like a mature fucking person would. you hold so much hate in your heart that i eager to watch you either grow from it and become better or shrivel and die like a husk with only your gnarled heart and small soul to show for it.

#this is a targetted post #if the shoe fits wear it i mean like i will genuinely NEVER tell who this is about #its not someone in the tf2 fandom yall tf2ers are fine i ADORE yall stay winning <333 #bahhh weirdos get out of my housee #people full of hatred get out of my houuuuuuse get out get out get ouuuutttt #but if the shoe fits and you wear it then i also dont want you in my house either LMAOOOO #this is about someone who literally cannot keep their brain on if they can keep someone they abused blocked or not bc "they're stalking me! #loooooooser #begone

[tiredassmage]

he is having a Time. a bad one.

#swtor #swtor text posts #vs: kiss with a fist / self control in locker room showers [trooper!tyr] #vs: all their words for glory / they all sound so empty [outlander trooper!tyr] #never have i ever seen this man more in need of 16 hours of sleep and a hug #and that's saying something given his original canon kladfnlsdnfldsf #troopertyr was not built to be commander so naturally. i'm sticking with at least one verse where he is lmaoooo