#lmao fr i look like a loner

[spinnysocks]

The Lion Guard au where it's warrior cats & all the different species are individual clans, with the exception of adopted family or friend groups (for example: chama, mzaha, and furaha) and loners (for example: bunga and fuli).

the real reason kion is doing full day shifts protecting the pridelands is because of a stupid warrior cats-style prophecy, that obviously includes fuli, bunga, beshte and ono. The Five Apprentices, if you will

they are constantly taking on other, older apprentices (like janja's clan) and even full-grown adult cats (like the crocodiles, vultures, and jackals). all because some silly star cats told them to. looking at you mufasa

lionclan is the most powerful clan with the most powerful and respected leader (thunderclan-coded fr) however he is doing jackshit to help his teenage son and his friends who are fighting every fucking day while he sits at pride rock. average warrior cats plotline am i right

also props to lionclan for nepotism in leader roles 👍

the clans live in relative harmony but there is a divide in the general territory where the Pridelands are connected to "starclan" and the Outlands are connected to the "dark forest", at least until jasiri becomes leader

instead of savannah summits there's full-moon gatherings with ALL the clans (i'm thinking the Outlands are allowed to attend eventually, for even more drama), which is pretty much a night of stress for everyone because i can imagine it's lots of disagreements and arguments lmao

i have some more ideas but this is the basis. don't mind me just combining my two favourite xenofictions into one cursed au >:)

also, everyone who has also made a warrior cats x tlg crossover i love you /pl

#the lion guard #tlg #tlg au #spinny au #warrior cats au #the lion guard crossover #warrior cats crossover #lion guard x warrior cats au #Guard Cats au

[annikuh]

talking abt the animated high school show with the cloned historical figures but absolutely not tagging it bc I don’t need any randos to come argue with me abt it, so

‼️‼️for the folks who have the tag blacklisted (I don’t blame you LMAO) this is your sign to skip ahead‼️‼️

putting it under the cut bc it’s long, rambly, and has several significant spoilers for s2 and s3. it is mostly about Topher bc they did him so dirty LOL. I just gotta get it off my chest bc it’s all eating me alive to the point where it feels like grief😵‍💫

tonight I ended up yelling myself into hysteria about how devastated I am that they’re literally writing Topher out of the whole show (literally 6 minutes of screen time this entire season. like actually literally.) and how easily they could’ve incorporated him more but they refuse to respect him as a character. like they can’t even do the bare minimum of continuing ANY of his story from s2 at all & its honestly a disservice, like they’d rather force his whole character to being defined by a group of other strange losers who all feel the same way as he does and acts the same way as he does, rather than keep him as an individual and UTILIZE HIM. he was a total loner in s2 bc he literally did not fit in with anyone and that made him stand out. but now there are several other weird randos (one of which being the laziest clone I’ve ever seen in my life—like Jack the Ripper was not a sassy black lady, what are we even talking about anymore it doesn’t make any sense, even as a joke) who are ALSO total loners who don’t fit in with anyone.

they didn’t even try to do anything at all with him. the most basic example is that he literally said he had a crush on Joan in the prev season—to the degree that he would convince Abe to get molested and then blackmail him abt it to keep him from stealing Joan from him—& then nothing happened with that at all when there was SUCH A CLEAR IN for that storyline. another insane example: he spent the entire previous season only talking to Abe and said like one word directly to him directly the entire season and there was never any mention of them ever having any relationship. no conflict btwn him and Abe for the INSANITY that Topher put him thru, which is actually nuts. they just…don’t talk.

my honest theory atp is just that he was a character that was too funny of a concept not to include, and didn’t have much else in mind. they just kept giving him jokes that were silly and didn’t take a moment to realize that there was potential for a very interesting ongoing antagonist. his blackmailing storyline was the most interesting thing in s2 for me bc there were so many questions about his actual motivations (bc he surely did not seem to care abt Joan when she was in trouble in s2ep10). & also bc like that’s a character who’s genuinely interesting and dangerous. he’s a total ticking time bomb with no friends and a history of psychiatric hospitalizations that’s constantly overcompensating for who he inherently is as the clone of a genocidal colonizer yet still being disliked because he’s overcompensating so much, who is willing to actively victimize and traumatize the only person who tolerates him over a crush (whether it be him having a genuine interest in Joan or him not wanting to lose his only friend).

but now they have him like “man I hate the popular kids, ooh Joan go change a letter out from the cheerleaders signs lol it’ll make them look stupid” are you fr. “we’re gonna release venomous snakes to poison everyone” don’t even look at me. so shallow, nothing there. why did he give up on trying to seem like a good person? doesn’t matter apparently. I could easily make up a reason but it’s not worth it to talk abt in the show ig so whatever.

it’s just so insulting and kinda icky to see that these writers/showrunners/whatever actively dislike one of their characters this much that they completely ignore both his established character traits AND his mere presence. He isn’t even in the background in half these episodes. He’s just gone.

I would’ve rather the writers just be like “sorry he’s in the asylum forever goodbye” and keep him out of this season entirely bc to see him reduced into generic nothing was a personal tragedy.

I was screaming about this for at least 40 minutes like banging on my desk and trying not to angry cry lol.

ik it’s dramatic but honestly I’m kinda grieving the show as a whole ngl. like I’ve come to the conclusion that it just doesn’t have a place in this decade & in retrospect it shouldn’t have been brought back in the first place. it’s so different from what it started as and I just…I dunno man. this season didn’t have any original music, no musical episode, no celebrity guests as far as I remember, and its just like guys what are we DOIN. it’s just such a deviation from the core elements of the show and it makes how serious we’re meant to take the show even more obvious and strange imo.

AND ANOTHER THING‼️ on that same note of having to take the show and characters pretty seriously, it’s even more obvious that they’re writing Topher out bc he’s the only “main character” in the opening credits that doesn’t get PROFUSE amounts of in-depth exploration—he literally gets zero. whatever nonsense he said in that last episode abt enjoying that he’s a villain doesn’t hold a candle to what everyone else got and honestly means nothing to me bc like…how am I supposed to be even kind of impacted by that reveal when he hadn’t spent a SECOND of this season trying to get anyone to like him. all he did in s2 was try to seem like a good woke guy with his awful activism and he did NONE of that the entire season, so it’s like 1. ok why not like why didn’t he do that if it was his MAIN BIT (A: bc the writers do not care about him clearly) and also 2. so why am I supposed to care abt him embracing his lineage in the last ep? it drives me NUTS bc that could’ve been such an interesting development (ala “aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you wanna just go ape shit?”) if they fucking set it up at all but god forbid i guess.

they so easily could’ve just cut out the bleachur creachurs and forced Joan to ally herself with Topher alone bc now everyone knows he’s kind of a misogynist and Abe fuckin hates him for the obvious reasons, and we get to the same place. let him and Joan be seen together. that would absolutely add tension to Joan’s relationship with the rest of her friends, especially since all of the boys KNOW that Topher likes her. There we go, easy peasy set up; it keeps him in his role as an antagonistic force and allows him easier access to the rest of the fucking cast. there are endless fucking possibilities and I could draft up like five different ways they could’ve easily incorporated him in. it makes me so mad.

won’t even get into how they threw candide off to the side too. fucking crazy man.

this sounds so awful but if it doesn’t get renewed, I don’t think I’m gonna be too upset. & that honestly makes me want to cry my eyes out bc this has been my favorite show since I was 16 :(

im rewatching s3 now with my partner and im hoping ill change my mind and inhale some copium and force myself to like it, but at this moment this is how i feel and its exhausting. just bad. (honestly I have several other standout issues that i just don’t like with the season—e.g. fucking Mary is the stupidest character arc they could’ve used like this is so lame. we spent three episodes hyping her up so abe can get his dick wet and she just ended up being Bloody Mary trying to fuck him to death. we have time for this but not topher huh? no time for candide either huh? booo…hisss….stupid fuckin plot line and dumber reveal. some character issues with scuddy boy too…hrng)

anyway, I’m just gonna file the serial number off of Topher and keep him for myself, fuck this noise LMAO

(if you’ve read to this point you deserve a medal and I’m praying to Christ you don’t think less of me LMAO)

#annikuh’s speakin #the more I think abt this show the more upset I get LOL

[tex-treasures]

hiya tex !! thank u fr giving me the opportunity to gush abt hartley i appreciate it so much, & i wanted to do the same fr u !!! i haven't seen arcane yet (but im meaning to) so tell me abt jayce!! whats he like what drew u to him and (if u know yet) what drew him to you?

AHHHHH howdy Theo!!! It was my pleasure, Royal!!!!! Hartley seems so dadgum fun and you deserve that! I'm excited to learn more about your s/i paired with him so please tag me if you talk about them in the future!!!!!✨♥️

Ahhhhh stars that's very sweet of you to extend the invitation to me, thank you so much ✨😭!!!!!!

Jayce is a funky little mountain of a man (he's like 6'1" it's not fair) scientist/inventor made important city Councilor! This is what he looks like:

*Froths at the mouth bc he's so pretty* I HC him to be mixed race White x Latinx like me and NGL it brings me hella serotonin :')✨💚

His personality in the show is that of a sweet, excitable puppy who means well, wants to make the world a better place, and would do anything for his friends but funnily enough with some research into the game he's from, the game says he's actually arrogant/a jerk, has little patience for other people in his field, is generally just mean and is a loner LMAO

I decided for myself that in my canon he's a bit of both because I like em playful and mean sometimes. He's definitely arrogant and full of himself since he's so smart and top of his field but also surprisingly considerate and loyal to those who have earned it (although call him out for his consideration and he gets offended). He just wants special attention/ to be appreciated for his genius and his feelings. (Very Moriarty adjacent but not a villain)

What first drew me to him was, as sappy as it sounds, the way he treats his Mama. He loves her so, so much and frankly so do I she's wonderful her name is Ximena and I'm not immune to Mama's Boys lol. His obvious desire to do good in the world also drew me in, as did his genuine regard for those close to him. He's extremely passionate even if he can come across as insensitive- he just feels he knows what's right.

I think what drew Jayce in was the fact my s/i Rosalia wants to, like him, make life better for everyone. Rosalia uses xyr psychosocial research to provide help to the Council so that the two main cities in which the story takes place can ultimately get along better (one is very poor compared to the other and she avidly is for helping the people via volunteer work). Like Jayce, she also comes from a single parent home and not to get too cultural but I like to think about them sharing the same struggle of growing up mixed and trying to find where exactly they fit in and how they choose to identify with their culture.

Ahhhhh thank you so much for inviting me to talk about him ✨😭!!!!! I need to make a proper S/I post too at some point- I'm very excited about xem and just gotta get it all organized and written down all nice and pretty dkfkfkf

Again, thank you so much!!! I'm excited to hear more about Hartley from you and I hope you have a fantastic rest of your day/night, thank you so much buddy!!!!✨♥️

#tex answers #i checked your pronouns page and will be using theo much more often now!!! also i love your vamp motif its v valid! #speaking of vamps i am working through s2 of VA and am so psyched to meet Klaus! please know I've not forgotten your drabble request!✨♥️🥺 #nailed it | talis #eye contact tw #mother mention #mother tw #also Rouge suits you SO good??? i love it✨♥️

[bisexs-posts-blog]

Aight so boom lets talk about it❗❗❗

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Aries don't like being told what to do. Very assertive & competent. Claim they ain't ever scared.. Niggas be starting shit they don't ever feel like finishing. They're always participant and always tryna go first 💪 they're the ones who get told "I thought you didn't like me!" 😂 Good sense of humor though and very creative 💕💕

TAURUS 😒 (April 20-May 21) (I dead hate y'all): TAURUS.. MATERIALISTIC AS FUCK! STUBBORN AS FUCK 🙄 they're either spoiled as fuck or wish they were! 💁💁 taurus are sensitive tho. And love to vent vent vent 🤦‍♀️the type to talk MAD shit behind your back- gossip ode. They'll twist shit, and big on exaggerating. Mad dramatic! They're very unappreciated tho. Never get enough credit for the things they do. Never take their own advice either! Taurus also have lots of patience idk how y'all do it 😭 love commitment and being in love 💪 but like I said; MATERIALISTIC ASFUCKKKK, something crazy.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Moody as fuck. Get distracted fast! Knows a lot but also forgets a lot 😭 (will forget to text you back lmao). the type to think faster than they can talk. Usually full of energy and love to teach others what they know. Geminis are smart! 💕💕 always try to ignore their feelings. Geminis have lots of different personalities lol, have so many interests in so little time. Social, good at communicating and usually good at public speaking. Love to have fun but will suddenly get serious at the most unexpected times!

CANCER (June 21-July 22) (I have a love & hate thing for y'all 🙄 but cancers are the shit 💕💕💕): aight soooooo cancers cancers cancers 🙄😩 HELLA MOODY! NAG NAG NAG. NAGGY AS FUCKKK. WILL COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN. I swear cancers are lowkey fuckin annoying! Mad emotional and y'all know it 😭😭 mood swings be on another level. Hard on the outside but lowkey soft inside. Loving as fuck! Very sympathetic and loyal!!!! Loyal loyal loyal. Cancers easily connect with woman and always have to hear peoples issues. Very overprotective and have a heart of gold but still a beast 🙏 intuitive as fuck. cancers are really the type to be like "aight its cool, I'm not gon trip" then 5 seconds later get to trippin 😒 Love food! So if they're mad.. BUY EM FOOD. Cancers are very straight forward and real af! They'll call you out on shit but don't like to be called out lol. Always put family first. Cancers usually have issues with their mom! Get you a cancer, they valid 🙏🙏 just not the type to mess with I'm not gon front. DO NOT MISTAKE THEIR KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS, PERIOD.

LEO (July 23-August 22): Leos need lots of love. They're very friendly and good at cheering people up. Very supportive and enthusiastic. Love sleep and love food! Love drama but very sensitive LOWKEY. The type to always interrupt smh. Leos are loyal, funny and creative. But always have people tryna compete with them. They love expensive things, a lot of them are materialistic just like fuckin Taurus lol. Mad stubborn, usually conceited and hate when they're not treated like a queen or king 😂😂 hate being ignored! Leos are leaders, confident but also fuckin dramatic. Very good at solving problems and they're bold!

VIRGO (August 23-September 22): Virgos... WILL TELL YOU HOW IT IS! if they don't like something about you, they'll for sure let it be known. VIRGOS ARE FUNNY AS FUCK! always joking but will sometimes take it too far. They don't care though.. Virgos dead don't give a fuck about nothinggggg. Y'all petty I'm not gon front! 😂😭 But Virgos love self care and HATE getting dirty. Freaks but lowkey. Virgos are all close to their moms! Their mom is always their bestfriend lol. Will give you great advice and they're just mad real💯 very intelligent and have big eating habits lmao

Good at multitasking and take forever to make a decision- just like libras. Good with their words and always want things to be about them. If its not about them they dead don't care.. Good with kids and good with pets. Very very honest people!

LIBRA THE BEST ONE.. (September 23-October 22) (everybody loves a libra, we official): ooooo libras 😍💦 Libras are ALWAYS goodlooking! Very indecisive! Will take hoursssss to choose whether we want this or we want that. We love being in love. All libras are deadass freaks. Loveeeee fucking 😂😂 but only when you love the person deeply! Libras always feel as if they need to be in a relationship because they love having someone understand them, love them and give them attention. Libras love when people defend them 💯 hate being bored. They'll always look at both sides of the story! Hate loudness. Hate when people argue in front of them. Hate yelling. Hate ANYTHING that doesn't bring them peace.. Will invest in their appearance and always glo up. We have real trust issues and are always expecting any kind of betrayal. Very good at understanding people and will push you to become the best person you can be. Will run away from any problems and hate to be confronted. We will take up less emotional space for the well being of others. We fall in love with peoples minds and peoples hearts. All about morals and how we carry ourselves as a person. Libras are very aesthetic! And love to have everything a certain way. We're all about taking the high road and always worried about becoming succesful. Mom friends. Good judgement of character. Love nature! Love art! Love to learn new things. Hate rudeness!!! Lmao libras are always attempting to make people come to an agreement when it comes to others arguing! Real as fuck and most definitely loyal. Big peacemakers. Good at communication and understanding. Get you a LIBRA! we lowkey soft tho. Not gon front crazy and annoying, we're also mad impatient!

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21) (scorpios are the shit): Scorpios usually grow up early and love their privacy. Not to mess with, but are lowkey soft. Have big trust issues and love taking care of others! Scorpios are a new person every year or so lol. Would kill for the people they love and hella loyal. They have the thinking of all or nothing. Gets shit done, good at boundaries and very intelligent. They will have a group of friends but still feel lonely. Sometimes they just be feeling numb.. Sexual but not promiscuous. Jealous and possesive as fuck! Protective ode. Real peoples 👏 love the truth and are also deep people. Scorpios are emotional but just like cancers, do not mistake their kindness for weakness! Brave, secretive as fuck and violant

They'll really violate. They love being right and hate dishonest people. Unlike libras, scorpios always know what they want. Always aware of their surrounding and very observant. They'll do anything to find out the truth regardless of the time it takes! Hate liars and are a very fierce sign. Very determined but stubborn people. Scorpios, y'all valid 🙏🙏🙏

SAGITTARIUS (November 23-December 21): Sag, good at lying! Good at faking shit! Lmao y'all cool tho. Have a fear of missing out. Get distracted fast and are smarter than they look. Unbothered and prefer to mind their own business. Very optimistic and love to watch movies. Free spirit and usually independent people. Intelligent, love learning and love making changes. Very adventurous and love to have fun. Quick to speak their mind. Love being outdoors. Sags are impatient and hate clingy people. Very curious and always open-minded!

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19): Capricorns are usually responsible, self disciplined and are good with self control. Always prepared and have a dgaf attitude! Either a loner or a socialite, no in between. They were basically born an adult lol. Major procrastinator! Capricorns always plan ahead, wayyyyy ahead. Prioritize self mastery. They're tuff on themselves. Have a dark humor and give tough love. Love to give advice but will get deep in their feelings. Loyal and protective of the ones they love. They not pussy whats so ever! They're not good at forgiving others and always expect the worst. Highly realistic and are good at learning from their own mistakes 💁

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18): Aquarius always need to do things THEIR way. They HATE small talk and are very open-minded. Usually into conspiracy theories and have interest in sociology, psychology, and politics. Always disagree with people but never have the energy to explain to them how how wrong they are. Very insightful people but always doubt as to the truth of something. They don't trust something/someone that's popular either; big on trust issues. Very considerate and have a big understanding that everyone is entitled to their own opinion no matter how wrong they think it is lol! Aquarius hate being told what to do or when to do it. People love you but you hate people 😂😂 they always feel like they're the only rational person in the room full of people. Will always rationalize the fuck out of their feelings! But are always accused of being emotionless.

Now the last one.... 😒😈

PISCES... FUCKKK.. (February 19-March 20) I have a love and hate thing for y'all: Picses are very emotional and sensitive people! But VERY VERY LOW-KEY. They ALWAYS need some time to themselves or else they will go craaaaazy! They get deep in their thoughts and fuck.. I can't even explain fuckin Picses 😒 really something crazy. most put up a front of someone they're not but will never admit to it! And only YOU know deep down. They're tuff people but deep deep down are like little teddy bears lol.. They are very sympathetic and HELLLAAAAA dramatic like fuck 😭😭😭 It's really not that deep, niggas really be dragging it 😂 I'm more familiar with Pisces men than I am with Pisces females but y'all wild fr. Pisces are into music or poetry deeply. Most of you also have mommy issues! Have lots of imagination and are big dreamers. You love nature and love adventure! Good with kids and pets love you😋 good at trying to help people heal and always forgiving others but blaming yourself. Always feeling misunderstood and alone.. When you're feeling some type of way you'd rather be alone. Your alone time is everything to you! Very intuitive and smart. Always overly trusting and in your feelings all the time 😏 you love to escape reality and just stay to yourself. Pisces are friendly and very selfless, always putting others before you. They will help and not expect anything back. When I say Pisces are intuitive, I mean more intuitive than any other sign! They're usually people on a mission to be someone successful in life. They're big on morals, principles, and loyal people. Y'all valid tho...

BEST SIGNS: Libras, Cancers, Picses, and Scorpios 😉 Gang💁😈