#lloyd is a malewife

[bemorekleinman]

look me dead in the eyes and tell me I’m wrong I dare you

#the connor project kids 🫶🫶🫶 #love each and every one of them #someone tell me who the mansplain manipulate malewifers of DEH are #god every time I think the DEH brainrot might be subsiding it comes back in full blast #dear evan hansen #jared kleinman #evan hansen #alana beck #will roland #ben platt #kristolyn lloyd

[ninjago-happens-here]

cmon guys have the male version of 'gaslight gatekeep girlboss'

ps how do I do image IDs

if you guys can't read my handwriting (I don't blame y'all) it says:

manipulate | manslaughter | malewife

(credits to my friend for saying these words)

Sketch here: https://ninjago-happens-here.tumblr.com/post/686309643446796288/idk-just-saw-my-irl-post-this-on-her-status-and

speed paint and otehr versions below cut!!

#ninjago #ninjago lloyd #ninjago morro #lloyd garmadon #morro wu #lloyd ninjago #morro ninjago #lloyd montgomery garmadon #ninjago fanart #ninjago art #manipulate manslaughter malewife #ninjago harumi #harumi jade #harumi ninjago #princess harumi #the quiet one #lego ninjago fanart #lego ninjago #ninjago crystalized #crystalized spoilers #possibly? #because golden oni lloyd #golden oni lloyd #evil lloyd #ninjago possession #evil lloyd garmadon #ninjago spoilers #i fcked up morro's eye #anyways #reblogs appreciated!

[smallmartiniolive]

We’re finally getting the malewife pathetic lump of grass shavings Lloyd after all these years. There’s no thought behind his eyes he’s just smiling through the pain. He is NOT providing he is doing barely anything and I’m so proud of him

Lloyd: oh I burnt my tea :((

Lloyd: I’m blonde that’s why you can’t see my very obvious stubble

Lloyd: 🎼walkingonsunshineeeeeohhhhh 🎼 oh uh I wasn’t paying attention yea good job guys uH slay and yes Queen and yea I think we’re good

Look at him!! Look at that character depth!! Holding hands with the narrative and kissing their cheeks

#lloyd garmadon #lloyd montgomery garmadon #ninjago #rewatching ninjago #dragons rising spoilers #dragons rising #dragons rising ninjago

[theaceofarrows]

After another plan goes south

Lloyd: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of this one, guys

Morro: [unsheathing a sword] Manslaughter it is

#lloyd garmadon #ninjago lloyd #ninjago morro #incorrect ninjago quotes #ninjago #green cousins

[nyaskitten]

the ninjago wiki basically called lloyd a malewife.

WHERE?

#anon asks #ninjago #lloyd ninjago #ninjago lloyd #lloyd garmadon #I need to know if they're slandering my SON or not

[irl-morros-account]

Zane is a malewife. Jay is a Nya's bitch and a twink. Lloyd is a twunk.

I hate you with every inch of my skin and every litre of my blood.

But yeah other than the Lloyd one you're totally right-

#morro irl account #irl morro #ninjago #answering asks #anon asks

[maxphilippa]

Oh yeah, remember my Ninjago Reverse AU?

Vinny and Wu are married there.

Wu is a malewife. When Garmadon, Morro and Lloyd went to talk to him about the newspapers, Wu was just waiting for Vinny to be back with some groceries so he could finish dinner, not his angry older brother and his two confused kids.

Vinny loves his big ass dragon/oni/human hybrid. Wu has been nothing but kind since the start.

Wu has two plants in this case. A sunflower that's called "Sunny" and Christofern.

Thank you for reading about this again.

#ninjago #ninjago skybound #ninjago reverse au #survivalshipping #max speaks #ninjago crystalized #ninjago crystallized spoilers #sensei wu #ninjago sensei wu #sensei garmadon #ninjago morro #ninjago lloyd #wu x vinny #ninjago vinny

[didiersdragon]

nother silly little thought(s) but what about a ninjago x stardew valley au

kai would def be the blacksmith but (maybe a bit ooc) i could also see him as the saloon owner too ???

garmadon and misako as jodi and kent but misako also owns the museum and garmadon becomes a malewife after he comes back from the war

i have two ideas for lloyd tho:

1. he's a kid and takes after vincent and harumi is jas lmao (dareth would mentor them- yes i am ssying he's penny, no i wont elaborate im on two hours of sleep right now)

2. he's a teenager and takes after sam and harumi would be abigail and morro would be sebastion (real)

my initial thought was that cole would be the carpenter but i can definitely see nya as one and hOLY SHIT PIXAL AS A SCIENTIST AND THEY'RE MARRIED <33333

zane is the doctor of the town but he loves berry picking season and he makes THE BEST blackberry cobbler

gasps cole could take after leah!!! living in a cottage in the forest and making sculptures and art *sighs dreamily*

he would also go mining too bc his mom was once a miner and the cottage had once belonged to lilly. oh! maybe she moved out to the city where she met lou and lived there before she passed. maybe cole's story will follow the og plot of the game; finds a letter from his mom but with the deed to her cottage after he was tired of his dad trying to get him into performing arts.

also cole and kai def go mining together and kai gifts cole gems and minerals he uses in his sculptures (and maybe kai makes him a necklace made of a topaz, ruby and emerald to thank cole for all the times he's made beautiful art for him <333)

not all the families will follow the ones in the game though. for example, even if morro takes after sebastion in this, his parents arent nya and pixal (robin and demetrius) and such (it's actually wu who's his adopted dad but idk how and where to place him in this au yet- maybe the mayor???)

sorry for any grammatical errors and how messy this is btw, im on low sleep

i have SOOOOO much more for this and i will definitely add them later :D

#ninjago #stardew valley #kai smith #lloyd garmadon #ninjago garmadon #misako montgomery garmadon #harumi jade #morro wu #cole brookstone #nya smith #pixal borg #zane julien #lavashipping #samuraishipping #I WAS SEARCHING FOR THAT FOR TEN MINUTES #lilly brookstone #lou brookstone #ninjago x stardew valley #ig??

[lemonhemlock]

I guess Targ nation defend Aerys bc he is Dany's father and they love and defend everything related to her. I'm sure if Aegon II was Dany's ancestor they would defend him also, but he is not so he is not worth their attention (and he kills their fav girl ofc so he is the most evil man ever). Viserys is Dany's brother and they like Harry Lloyd so he gets a pass. Maegor gets a pass for being Visenya's babyboy maybe? It's crazy how the greens are considered the worst and get to be called literal h*tlers but the conquerors are not, they are just true Targs, fighting for a good cause. Maegor was cruel but at least he is not misogynist like these nasty greens, right, doesn't matter how he treated his wives. But then this fandom thinks Daemon is a malewife feminist who never did anything wrong, so I just gave up.

oh, i know about the unironical maegor stanning. viserys iii i also find a compelling character myself, but aerys ii would have made dany's life a living hell lol. also these are v flawed, villainous characters (viserys is actually tame & woke in comparison to the other two), so there's no way to explain them hating on aegon & aemond other than cognitive dissonance and them equating rhaenyra with dany in their minds

#ask #anon #anti team black

[im-a-mint]

Throughout the course of season 8 we see clear evidence of Lloyd having a romantic interest in Harumi since episode one. And, as we all know, Harumi is the most iconic Girlboss ™ of them all, which let's me know that Lloyd is a Malewife ™. In this essay i will

#lloyd montgomery garmadon #lloyd is a malewife #ninjago harumi #ninjago lloyd #ninjago #let's all agree on this

[t1taniumninja]

these could easily be swapped around but these were the placements i ended up settling on

#all of them r silly . all of them r mentally ill. and they r all queer but listen it’s one character per placement and i went with what - #i thought was funniest. #zane being in war criminal and garmadon being in malewife is killing me now that i just noticed they’re right next 2 each other #ninjago #zane julien #cole brookstone #lloyd garmadon #kai smith #nya smith #garmadon #morro #jay walker #lego ninjago #i know these could be swapped around but i went with what was funniest to me. this has been sitting in my drafts for months so. #i don’t want a single comment abt jay being so bi vibes i will explode. i don’t think he’s even straight but someone had to go in that spot #and jay fits

[lolitslloyd]

Belle from Beauty and the Beast (2017) is a girlboss

#also lefou is gaston’s malewife #technically #beauty and the beast #Disney #disney remakes #beauty and the beast (2017) #lloyd babbles #girlboss #gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[irl-morros-account]

Zane is Pixal and Kai's whore. Jay is Nya's bitch. Lloyd is a malewife.

Why would you- why would you even-- how the fuck do you think of this. I'm crying myself to sleep. I did not need to hear this.

The only one you're right on is that Jay is absolutely Nyas bitch.

#morro irl account #irl morro #ninjago #answering asks #anon asks

[fastsalad]

(lloyd allen voice) i don’t think i can mansplain manipulate malewife my way out of this one dear listeners

#new albion #lloyd allen #shaperaverse

[spinbitchzu]

coming clean about the extent of my mental illness rn 💀

names under the cut

heterosexual - howl pendragon from howl’s moving castle 

maniac - jiang cheng from the untamed/chen qing ling/grandmaster of demonic cultivation/mo dao zu shi

not even human - kitty cheshire from ever after high and white blood cell from cells at work

silly - reigen, mob, and dimple from mob psycho 100

mental illness - ilja schovajsa from Wir Sin Die Jaeger by izarilunak on ff.net

lgbtq+ community - kageyama from haikyuu, marceline from adventure time, and wei wuxian and lan wangji from the untamed/chen qing ling/grandmaster of demonic cultivation/mo dao zu shi

got bullied in school - jojo betzler from jojo rabbit and lloyd garmadon from ninjago

malewife - genos from one punch man, saiki k from the disastrous life of saiki k, and peeta mellark from the hunger games

war criminal - harumi from ninjago, jason todd/red hood from the batman comics, and illumi zoldyck from hunter X hunter

#ninjago #lego ninjago #mdzs #anime #eah #yeah thats enough this isn't a real post anyway #this is for the core following #the chillers #the homies #<3 #tavia talks #my art

[totally-canon-new-albion]

Jill: So, this is the horsey..

Lloyd: That's the knight, yes.

Jill: I'm going call them horseys. And these *points at king and queen* are the girlboss and malewife, right?

Lloyd:

Lloyd: I mean, you're not wrong.

#New Albion #shaperaverse #Paul shapera #astonishing tales of the highly improbable #Lloyd #Jill #Source: im learning chess and I finally understand the memes