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He’s only officially owned Twitter for 17 days.
#Twitter#Elon Musk#Blue Checkmark#Listen the Ted Cruz and Bush Impersonators were just....comedy gold#but this?#Elon is crashing the stocks of companies HE DOESN'T EVEN OWN#people warned him this exact thing would happen and only conceded#'maybe this is dumb' and then did it anyway#maybe this will finally dispel the ridiculous media image of him as some genius real-life Tony Stark#meanwhile Ely Lilly - having done literally NOTHING - not only lost BILLIONS in stock#because the stock market is all the worst elements of automation and human greed#but now them having to tweet that Insulin is in fact *Not* free#is sparking conversation from people asking 'Yeah but WHY is this extremely cheap to make life-saving drugs SO EXPENSIVE??'#and they deserve all of it#and I'm not even gonna touch the Lockheed thing because HOLY SHIT#I feel sorry for all the small time artists and people whose living depending on the networking and visibility Twitter provided#and of course the huge swaths of Twitter's workforce that were kicked to the curb on a fucking WHIM#but I am also loving the chaos#is making a lot of very rich people and companies very very miserable#Capitalism#Stock Market#Social Media#Billionaires
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and through it all dream will always be the bigger person
#personally I think if you make an issue public then the other person has a right to also talk about it publicly#but well if dream wanted to delete the tweets bc he felt bad who am I to judge I delete posts all the time cause I feel bad lol#can he keep the connor tweets up though those are literal gold
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Several weeks ago, my retirement-age mother requested that I play Baldur’s Gate 3 for her because she has trouble with controllers/keyboards and wanted “to see what all the fuss is about with that cute wizard boy.” For context, my mother and I have done this sort of thing in the past with certain RPGs (dragon age, mass effect, etc.), but it’s been a few years since she’s personally requested a game like this. Basically, I control her Tav but let her make all the choices so she can determine how the story plays out without worrying about mechanics. She treats it like a choose-your-own-adventure book.
Anyway, here is a list of some of the things my mother has said and/or chosen to do throughout the course of BG3 in no particular order:
She is (obviously) romancing Gale. She is quite smitten with him and his passion for books and learning; she also thinks he’s polite and qualifies as “relationship material.” She also REALLY likes the things he’s said about his cat so far (my mom is a cat lady), so I know she’s gonna flip shit when we meet Tara in Act III.
She’s playing a normal druid Tav with a generally good alignment. Her favorite spell is Spike Growth because she thinks it’s hilarious whenever enemies walk into the AOE and die. I usually end up having to cast it at least once per battle per her request. Sometimes twice.
Contrary to her alignment, my mother tasks me with robbing every single chest, crate, barrel, and burlap sack we come across; this also includes people and their pockets. The party is always at max carrying capacity. ALWAYS. She doesn’t like selling things because “what if I need them.” The camp stash is in literal shambles. There is no hope of organizing it. She’s got like fifty seven sets of rags and a billion pieces of random silverware.
She MUST talk to every animal and corpse in the game. I think five hours of her total playtime so far (47ish) has been spent speaking to animals as many times as humanly possible. Like, I was thorough in my own playthroughs, but this is on a whole other level.
She did NOT get Volo’s lobotomy, but she did let Auntie Ethel take her eye in hopes of a cure for the tadpole. I did not understand the logic then. I still do not understand it now.
She is far more interested in fashion than equipment stats. Do you have any idea how much gold I’ve had to spend on dyes just to make things match? SO much. Same vibe as that “please someone help me balance my finances my family is starving” tweet but instead of candles it’s thirty thousand fucking bottles of black and furnace red dye.
We broke the prisoners out of Moonrise, but they got on the boat too early and bugged the fight by leaving Astarion and Karlach behind. Wulbren Bongle somehow got stuck in combat mode even after engaging the cutscene on the docks below Last Light; he he kept trying to run ALL THE WAY BACK TO MOONRISE nine fucking meters at a time while I frantically tried to finish the fight with the Warden, otherwise Wulbren would have run straight into the shadow curse. (I would’ve let him go; fuck Wulbren Bongle, all my homies hate Wulbren Bongle. But my mom didn’t know that, and she wanted to keep him safe. So.)
She had me reload a save like eighteen times to save the giant eagles on top of Rosymorn Monastery. Wouldn’t even let me do non-lethal damage just to get past things. I think getting that warhammer for the dawnmaster puzzle took us like an hour and a half alone. (Yes, I know you can use any warhammer, but SHE didn’t.)
She’s started keeping an irl notebook to keep track of her quests between play sessions. She writes down ideas and strategies when she thinks of them during the week, then brings them to her next game session at my house. I think she wrote about three pages on possible approaches to the goblin fortress alone.
She insists that I pet Scratch and the owlbear cub before every single long rest, no exceptions. Sometimes I have to do it multiple times until she is absolutely sure that the animals know exactly how much she loves and cherishes them. She has also commissioned a crocheted owlbear plush from a friend of hers and is very excited.
I’m sure there’s a bunch of stuff I’m forgetting, but those are some fun things I thought of. She’s enjoying the game and is telling all of her retired friends to get it and play it for themselves. She asked me “what is Discord” yesterday and I think my life flashed before my eyes.
anyway shout out to my mom for being neat
Part 2 — Part 3 — Part 4 — Part 5
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale#gale of waterdeep#astarion#gale dekarios#laq talks#I talk#she stares at me real hard after she makes a choice too#like squinting to see if my expression gives anything away#if it was a good or bad call#I keep my face blank as shit it’s hilarious#I have not told her I’m writing fanfic for this game#nor will I ever#jesus christ
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this little life | carlos sainz x fem! reader
summary; when childhood lovers y/n and charles break up, it sends the whole internet into chaos. what sends them into an even bigger chaotic mess was the reasoning behind their breakup and who she turned to for comfort afterwards.
fc; cindy kimberly
warnings; cursing, cheating, slut shaming
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minkyungseokie @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri
note; requested ! there’s a couple of typos on the tweets LMAO n i felt too lazy to fix ‘em🤕
masterlist !
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yourusername: moving onto bigger & better things.
yourbestfriend: AWOOGA
yourbestfriend: gorgeous gorgeous girls dgaf abt men
yourusername: gorgeous gorgeous girls would rather shop and drink lattes with their besties than deal w men
username: omg so it is true
username: YOU GO GLEN COCO
username: ‘better things’ CHARLES WAS PERFECT FOR U
username: any1 notice that carlos liked lol
username: he’s been following her for a few years now lol
username: just saying, why are u liking ur friends ex’s post a bit weird me thinks
username: well u thinks weird
username: ugh the makeup😻😻
username: im on mothers side of this divorce 🥸
username: whyd u break up w charlesssss
francisca.gomes: 😻😻 liked by yourusername !
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yourusername uploaded to their story !
[caption 1; 🥹] [caption 2; men who know your worth and treat you like you’re worth the whole world and more >>]
yourbestfriend replied to your story
yourbestfriend WHOOOOOOOOO
yourbestfriend that’s a hairy ass arm i know that’s not french boy
yourusername LMAO it’s not him don’t worry😁
yourbestfriend then WHO
yourusername maybe his not so little friend
yourbestfriend oh you bitch
yourbestfriend happiness looks good on u tho☹️ tell your new man that i won’t hesitate to throw hands at him
yourusername LMAO i’ll let him know😁
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yourusername: i think i like this little life 👩❤️💋👨❤️🩹
tagged; carlossainz55
carlossainz55: 😍😍😍
yourusername: te quiero ❤️ [i love you]
yourusername: te quierooooo❤️🩹
username: uhm excuse me?????
username: oh !
username: well that’s….
username: this is such slutty behavior tbh, going from driver to driver months after breaking up w her CHILDHOOD BOYFRIEND🤢
username: literally a homie hopper
username: it’s such whorish behavior 💀
username: y’all talking abt y/n when this makes carlos SUCH a bad teammate, no wonder lewis is taking his seat
username: idc what y’all say they’re a FINEEEE couple
username: LITERALLY😩😩😩
yourbestfriend: hairy man gets a little pass from me……
yourusername: LMAOOOO
carlossainz55: u don’t gotta worry abt me trust🫡
username: this is SUCH nasty behavior from both of them
username: poor charles ☹️☹️
username: i always had a bad feeling abt her, guess its bc she’s a slut
username: breaking up with ur ex after dating since 15, then a few months get w his teammate?? that’s such gold digger behaviorrrrr
username: carlos is SUCH a shitty teammate, can’t even keep his dick in his pants and goes for his teammates ex, NASTY🤮🤮😷
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yourusername: think i like this little life more ever since the truth came out and i can live peacefully con mi amor. ❤️🩹
tagged; carlossainz55
carlossainz55: siempre contigo, mi vida [always with you, my life], through the good and the bad ❤️
yourusername: carlitoooos🥹🥹
username: she said FUCK the haters liked by yourusername !
username: how’d charles fuck up and fumble THEEE y/n
yourusername: bc his season ‘wasn’t going how he wanted it to be’ lolllll 🤓🤓🤓🤓
username: he doesn’t deserve u queen
lilymhe: cute but when are u and y/b/f coming to the paddock i miss my gfs 🕊️
yourusername: SOON MY LOVE
carlossainz55: why’re you trying to steal MY girlfriend
yourbestfriend: she was ours first MOVE BACK
yourbestfriend: gorgeous gorgeous girls find men who treat them right after dating liars and cheaters
yourusername: 😇
username: they could never make me hate u 💯
username: now can the haters stfu and focus on HOW FINE THEY ARE AS A COUPLEEEE
username: the first picture i’m so????
username: them<3
username: good for her that she finally found someone who treats her good🥹 yall were so co corned abt charles’ feelings w/o caring abt hers😕 liked by yourusername !
username: ppl alwayssss jump to conclusions w/o knowing the truth, but at least now we know💆♀️
#formula one x reader#f1 x reader#f1 smau#f1 scenario#formula one scenarios#f1 imagine#formula one imagines#formula one imagine#f1 scenarios#carlos sainz smau#carlos sainz social media au#carlos sainz imagine#carlos sainz x reader
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CLARA BOW // charles leclerc
charles leclerc x figureskater!reader
part 2
summary: you're an aspiring olympic gold medalist who just wants to compete and have fun. on the way there, a handsome monegasque f1 driver slides into your dms and changes the trajectory of your life.
note: my first time doing a smau! i've seen and read so many of these that i thought i may as well add one to the pile. there's one tiny error here, and that's the date on some of the tweets: they're in march. winter olympics takes places in february, but i've just decided to ignore it for the sake of the story and pretend that it's in march.
the fc here is mariah bell, but feel free to imagine yourself or whoever you want. comment, like, and reblog if you enjoyed this and want a pt. 2 (maybe with some actual writing in it??)
y/n l/n
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y/n l/n Arms up! Ready for the ride of a lifetime!
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nat_.nug y/n looks like a princess!
sk8tergurl95 ok but the way you literally float off the ice!?
graciegold95 good luck! rooting for you! ❤️ by author
y/n l/n hello?? my literal inspiration 🥹
cyannnnna the olympic gold medal for ladies' figure skating is coming back to the u.s.! i just know it! ❤️ by author
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sportsillustrated Meet Y/N L/N and her Olympic bronze medalist coach Adam Rippon (right), in this snapshot taken outside of the Wagon Wheel Figure Skating Club in Crystal Lake, Illinois, just a month before the winter Olympics commence! L/N, 23 years of age, is the U.S. favorite to win a title in Beijing. In an interview with Sports Illustrated Magazine (link in the bio), L/N talks of her hopes, fears, strengths and weaknesses going into the competition.
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heyitslena thanks for clarifying which one of them adam is, @sportsillustrated 😭
y/n l/n thanks for having me, guys! an absolute honor to be featured!
lecfosigirlie came here to like a post about my fave figure skater, only to see charles lurking in the likes 😮
sharleclair thank god i'm not hallucinating 😭 what is he doing here?
annaisstoopid sometimes i start feeling good about myself, then i remember y/n l/n started casually figure skating at 16, won her first world championship at 20, and is now officially an olympic athlete 😭
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y/n l/n Hey look it’s me on Instagram again!! 😂 Just popped on to share some photos of the most amazing experience of my life!! Can’t wait for my turn on the ice next week!! GO USA❤️ thank you all so much for your support, I can feel it all the way over here in China 🥰🥰
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cassievilleneuve go bestie go! win this one so i can beat your ass in milano-cortina '26 😉 ❤️ by author
y/n l/n still so sad you couldn't come 😢 but i know 2026 is gonna be your year! ❤️ by cassievilleneuve
cassievilleneuve the friends that skate together stay together 🫡
charles_leclerc that's a nice color jacket 😉❤️
y/n l/n it is, isn't it? 😄
adiforza omg!?
f1wagfr are ya'll seeing this or am i still drunk 😳
danielricciardo 👀 👀
f1wagfr DANIEL WHAT DO YOU KNOW
avtrusova ❤️
y/n l/n ❤️
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charles_leclerc Smiiiiiiiiiile, P1!! All about that last lap in Q3 and I’m very happy with the job done today. Can’t wait for tomorrow 🇦🇺
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y/n l/n congrats 🎉 those were some epic moves you pulled off today! i may be an f1 convert ❤️ by author
cassievilleneuve muahahahaha mission success!
lenalenalena girl your competition is literally 3 days away how are you finding time to watch a race 😭
charles_leclerc thank you so much 😊 although it does not compare to skating and jumping on ice
y/n l/n i'm sure that's not true! there must be so much training that goes into driving like that if you lose weight every time you compete!
charles_leclerc the training can be pretty intense 😄 would you like to come and see?
lecfosigirlie asdfhergerkfje!!!
amylovescharlie ladies and gentlemen we've lost him 😭
ferrarifurlyfe charles rizzclerc!?!?
#charles leclerc#ferrari#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc x you#charles leclerc fanfic#charles leclerc smau#charles leclerc social media au#formula 1#formula one#f1#f1 imagine#f1 fanfic#f1 x reader
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Ugh I'm still thinking about that damn tweet so...
2x08 Reaction #6
Ok, so this is not a screed against people posting about or hoping for Izzy's return - whether in joking denial or genuine belief. Like if that's what makes you feel better after the finale, you are entitled to all the posts, fix-it fics, etc.
But.
I really want to push back on this idea that it's this obvious thing canon is supporting.
This is not another Lucius situation. Like. It's just not.
Look, when Lucius was "killed" at the end of S1, it was a joke everyone was in on. He got tossed over the side of the ship with a little "fwoop" and a literal shoe spinning in the air. His "offscreen death" was confirmed by a guy who could not have known what happened after he fell. Of course he was alive.
Lucius's fake-out was so successful because it engaged with the genre of the show in a way that rewarded the audience for buying into the suspension of disbelief.
Izzy's death... doesn't.
Izzy dies from a stray bullet in a shot that you might miss on first watch. He's not doing anything important, or protecting anyone. It's random. They reveal he's injured and then make it back to the ship, only for him to give a dramatic deathbed speech. He dies on screen, and they immediately cut to his funeral.
This isn't the kind of death that fits with OFMD's universe. They tried to borrow a scene from Black Sails or something and just sanded down its edges. Killing a character in the main cast just because "it's a pirate show"? Really? The daring escape plan is real and dangerous and life-threatening in the same episode where Auntie survives an explosion, and we watched Zheng and Edward casually massacre their way through a dozen soldiers each?
I'm buying into the suspension of disbelief that our ragtag crew can escape scott-free because it's a silly romcom about a muppet guy where "things always have a way of working out in the end", and then the show looks me dead in the eye and says "Actually, no, this time the consequences are real. Sorry."
A bird landing on a grave doesn't change that?
Like... in Pirates of the Caribbean they can resurrect Barbossa from the dead like it's nothing because some of the first worldbuilding elements they introduce are a compass that points at what you most desire and gold that curses you into an undead existence. Of course necromancy exists.
OFMD had a guy turn into a seagull behind a tree for plausible deniability, a cursed coat rationalized as a peanut allergy, and the gravy basket which took place wholly in Edward's head. Resurrection would be a hell of a reach. Even if they did open S3 with it, it would be a retcon of Izzy's death, not a reveal that we all could have predicted.
Which does mean that pointing to vague tweets from the crew or likes of Witch!Buttons posts and pushing the idea "Look - they're telling us he'll be back!" leaves a sour taste in my mouth. Like... it's not set up as an inside joke this time. And especially if they don't get renewed - and they certainly seem worried - they should not get credited for leaving this particular beat "open" and just being thwarted by MAX or whatever.
Izzy dying right then, as shown on screen, was unambiguously their final beat.
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Swifties are harassing Travis Kelce’s ex AGAIN.
Swifties have NEVER attacked the ex-girlfriend of one of Taylor’s current boyfriends like this before, but now, they look for ANY excuse to attack her. Can you guess why? 🙄
And this time it’s over a vague tweet about cheekbones, which she even said was not about what they think it’s about, but that didn’t stop the racist attacks of course.
They literally hang out in her Instagram comment sections and stalk her Twitter and tell her every day that taylor is SO MUCH BETTER than her and she’s just a “nappy headed gold digger.” They even pick apart her facial features. It’s so fucking disgusting, and they JUSTIFY their attacks on Kayla by claiming that she liked shady posts on Instagram about Taylor. And I don’t even think that’s true because 1) swifties have made fake edits of Joe before, and fake AI of his voice, it is literally so easy for them to make shit up and lie so why wouldn’t they do it with Kayla as well.
2) in order to see that Kayla nicole liked a post you would have to be following her, most swifties were completely unaware of her existence, so they would have had to be following kayla, and also stumble upon some anti taylor posts in order to see that Kayla liked it.
So yeah, swifties are horrible and racist as fuck, but don’t expect @taylorswift to do anything rabout this, because despite the fact that she once pledged to be “loudly and ferociously anti racist” she literally does not give a SHIT when her fans viciously attack women of colour on her behalf.
#taylor swift your fans are disgusting#anti taylor swift#shit swifties say#toxic swifties#racist swifties
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just a glimpse into their relationship!!
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y/n gas station late at night is always an adventure...
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tchalamet- my beautiful girl
y/n liked
y/n replied- bro stop you got me blushing
yntimstan- literally so gorgeous omg yn and timmy aka worlds sexiest couple
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tchalamet happy birthday princess. this is your day, your month your year and your world. there is so much i could type here but i fear I'll never stop if I do. i love you.
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hellatightkyle- literally just waiting for them to breakup
eliospeach replied- me when im a weirdo obsessed loser
y/n- I love you 🥺
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y/nl/n just tweeted- who's watching Wonka on december 15 2023 ? 🫡🫡🫡🫣
@ realchalamet liked and retweeted
@ realchalamet replied- ME ME ME ME ME ME
@ flossierose replied- yall are too cute stop before i end it all 🤚🤚
tchalamet just posted a story!
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y/n lately ✨️
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tchalamet- you're so perfect.
y/n liked
y/n replied- no you 🤭🫶🫶🫶
florencepugh- you pretty girl, i miss youuuu when are we seeing each other again? 🥺💕
y/n replied- whenever you can fit me into your schedule you busy, talented wonderful queen !!!!
timmysgf- yawn
timwonka replied- read her shirt you weirdo!
y/n just posted a story!
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tchalamet look. at. her.
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wonkatim- I am once again asking WHEN 😩😩 lord I have seen what you've done for others 🙏
y/nsheadphones- i might have to steal your girlfriend timothee...
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statisticstim- notice how he posts her more than she posts him ??? she's something else...
y/n replied- lol yeah cause yall called me a gold digger among many other vile things when i would... what do yall want from me ?? seriously.
tchalamet replied- my girl strikes back like a rattlesnake
laurieslaurence replied- his corny ass reply im crying💀💀 they're so cute
tchalamet replied- 🤨😕
laurieslaurence replied- omg hey bestie....
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The Bae Area (insta AU)
AN: I got a few asks asking me more about this concept so I decided to revive the chapter I scrapped but while y'all wait here's an Insta AU. Cal petting gif by @uservalentine for my El Novio girlies, our faves make a cameo lol
Requested? A few anons
Warnings: Claudia haters and nosy fans
Word Count: n/a
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@'mdmupdates: Miriam at Jack's show in LA via Instagram Stories
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@'5sosupdates_: Calum and his gf seemingly are in San Diego. The 2nd video isn't cooperating but in the video Miriam Dominguez, Calum and Calum's gf were at Jack Harlow's concert in San Diego
@'miriamstan: my girls <3 also not Miriam with a fake septum piercing. I just know she's mad it's not gold like her necklace lol
@'claudiahater: can C-word not post Cal like we get it, he's your boyfriend 🙄
@'claudiaytfan: crazy how a few years back Claudia interviewed Jack for her college's radio station and now she's at his concert
@'5sosstanthatlikesclaudia: everyone thank Claudia for the Cal update 🥰
@'jackstan: this is so random
-> @'5sosstan: not really, Miriam and Claudia are besties and Miriam is friends with Jack. Someone literally commented above that Claudia interviewed Jack for a college thing. The video is probably on YouTube since Claudia uploaded several to her channel
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@'mdm: just me and this specific shade of green against the world <3
Also can't wait to show y'all a little something that I did with @'complex and @'jpl at my favorite place in the country aka @'SneakerStoreinOakland
@'jackharlow: you're welcome for the NB hook up
-> @'mdm: tyyy amiguis <3
-> @'mackshipper: miriam please get him out of the friend zone 😭
@'haileybieber: the best color on the best girl
@'shawnmendes: 😍
->@'shawnfan: *ariana what are you doing here*
-> @'mdmfan: wasn't he at Jack's show in LA 👀
-> @'shabrinaship: he was there with Sabrina Carpenter
@'miriamstan: Miriam finally did a sneaker shopping video
@'complex: our new record holder
-> @'mdmxjh: I don't even wanna know how much she spent 😭
-> @'sneakerhead: you mean how much her daddy spent, she doesn't do shit. She's just some rich girl that's appropriating sneaker culture
-> @'miriamfan: based on your profile you're just some white man that buys and resells shoes. If anyone is appropriating sneaker culture it's you, you ugly loser
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@'jackharlowsource: Jack via Instagram Stories
@'jackstan: who did he crop 😳🤔👀
@'jackfan: that def looks like Miriam’s hand and she was at his Oakland show
-> @'jhstan: she was also at the San Jose with her grandma
-> @'jackfan: I bet they're fucking. There's now way you go to 4 shows back-to-back just bc
-> @'miriamstan: y'all chill, she has a boyfriend. The other day she tweeted about how her man hit it and left her feeling nostalgic lmao
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@'mdm: the bae area 🤍🤎🖤
@'saintclauds: the prettiest 🤍
@'jackharlow: not you cropping my girl
-> @'mdm: you know damn well she couldn't sit still. Also don't act like you're not above cropping
-> @'mdmxjh: *druski voice* what do you mean by that 👀
@'zendaya: 😍
@'lilnasx: the 3rd pic, okay tiddies
@'shawnmendes: ♥️
->@'mackshipper: como dice Demi Lovato 'GET A JOB, STAY AWAY FROM HER'
->@'2018shawn: omg I've been manifesting this since he broke up with canola oil 😫
-> @'mirawnship: I noticed he's been interacting more and more on her posts. He fits the guy in the middle picture 👀👀👀 plus we all know they stopped fucking around when he started to get close to the racist for the PR bullshit. Maybe they're a thing again
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@'jackharlow: More inspired than I've ever been...never had a better pen...never felt truly understood until now...I knew I was a star but I finally got the evidence...I'm the truth and I think it's finally setting in...I think they finally acceptin in
@'mdm: superstar ❣
->@'mdmxjh: no bc she used the same emoji to credit her bf on her post and Jack commented on it
->@'jackharlowfan: it's not that deep plus I'm pretty sure Shawn is her bf
@'urbanwyatt: they're not ready
@playthehomies: ⛲⛲⛲
@'claybornharlow: this one is gonna be a game changer
@'lilnasx: 🥵
@'jackstan: anyone see the video of Miriam and Jack leaving together 👀
-> @'jackgossipacc: it was her? All the videos I've seen were blurry so I couldn't make up the girl's face
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Taglist: @heavyhitterheaux @cherry4everrr @carma-fanficaddict @youngharleezy @youngharleezyxo @babyharleezy @that-90s-girllll @alinaharlow @harlowcomehome @nattinatalia @webinurcloset @gassyandsassy1 @jackharloww @awhore4moree @noescapricho-essentimiento @a-moment-captured @neon-lights-and-glitter @purecinnamonextract @whywontyoulovemecami @camificrecs
#jack and miriam#jack harlow#jack harlow smut#jack harlow smau#jack harlow instagram au#jack harlow insta au
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no bc little leclerc being in the fashion industry would be absolute gold. not only bc of ll playing her fave girls go game, bf dress up, but also bc of the top notch charles slander we would get.
as someone with a brother i literally cannot think of anything better than telling my brother his outfit sucks, him choosing to ignore me, and then seeing him get absolutely bodied online. the i told you so would be SO satisfying.
like charles shows up wearing some kind of fuckass pants and reader is just like 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 "uh ok...... you're really gonna wear those????? pls go change" and charles is just like "no thanks i have great taste ur just a hater" and like later she sends him 🤡 emoji and a stan tweet that's a pic of his outfit and says "i love u charles but ur making it really hard to justify it." also when she gets her graduates degree the way she's pulling it out every chance she gets. like she's CREDENTIALED BITCH u better listen to her.
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SHE WOULD DRAG CHARLES THROUGH THE MUD AND BACK!! AS SHE SHOULD!!!
no but she definitely just follows those wee charles outfit update accounts on insta just so she can make fun of his outfits. and the way she’s definitely tried helping him but he’s beyond help sometimes and there’s nothing even she can do
at least max is consistent with his lack of attempts to wear something other than red bull, but sometimes she just wishes her brother would only wear ferrari merch because it would save him looking like an idiot
and she was definitely the reason he eventually got rid of those red quali pants💀
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Graduation
pairing: lewis hamilton x black fem reader
summary: in which you celebrate your graduation day with your husband and family/friends
saint’s notes: in honour of graduation season, here’s a fic for y’all 🫶🏽 first f1 fic let’s gaurrrrrrr
social media + real life au
taglist: @thisismeracing (i really love your acc so this is to just say 🫶🏽)
ynhamilton
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ynhamilton i’ve successfully served cunt academically
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user she is mother and no one can say otherwise
landonoriss mom finally graduated 🥹
ynhamilton not even gonna say anything anymore-
lewishamilton congratulations my love! i’m extremely proud of you and i love you
ynhamilton i love you more 🥹 thank you for the gift btw 🤭
lewishamilton i love you way more but okay 🩷
user what degree did you get???
ynhamilton a masters in English Literature 😋
user oh so you smart smart?
ynhamilton pretty much
pierregasly10 so no more doing homework in the wrong motor homes? (alpine misses your frantic typing)
ynhamilton it was one time and i’m a mercedes girly so pls
mercedesamgf1 i know that’s right! 🤭
charles_leclerc congratulations y/n! making me feel like a proud parent
maxverstappen1 weren’t you crying when she got on stage? 😭
carlossainz55 he was and it was the funniest thing ever
user damn, so the whole grid was at her graduation? 😧
user basically yeah 😭, i was graduating as an undergraduate and when they called her name, they cheered so loud
user and when lewis yelled ‘that’s my wife!’ I shed a couple of tears
bellahadid babe omg!!!!! congrats, so excited to see you omg
gigihadid bella shhhhh
sza you guys aren’t good at this 😭
danielricciardo you did serve cunt
ynhamilton thanks Danny 🥳
susiewolff what do you guys say? you ate them up!
ynhamilton that’s the spirit Susie!!
youryoungersister CONGRATS
ynhamilton thanks stupid
youryoungersister since you got your degree and yk everything fucking thing-
ynhamilton degrees*
youryoungersister celcius bitch
sophiarichiegrainge i literally love you so much
ynhamilton you’re too sweet, i love you too
The traffic of getting out of the campus was tough, the occasional fan coming up to the car to either take videos of it for social media or to interact with both you, Lewis or the other drivers. Having the top down for the fans to have better access to the both of you resulted in paparazzi at the gate of the university, trying to grab pictures of you mainly.
“Babe look! They’re calling it the Paddock Grad party.” You chuckled as you chuckled at the tweets you were scrolling through as you found out that you were trending on the app. The wind wasn’t too harsh on your faces as he cruised down the streets, constantly congratulating you and doing an amazing job at distracting you from the fact that the rest of the grid that attended your graduation had driven past you.
Reaching the infamous Hidden Hills gates, you were greeted with balloons from the guards, already putting the biggest smile on your face. Driving towards your LA home, you noticed all the super cars, hyper cars and luxury vehicles leading up to your driveway with each car having a gold balloon strapped around the mirror. You were absolutely stunned by everything you were taking in and Lewis looked at you as if you hung up all the stars in the night sky, extremely proud of your achievements.
With him helping you out of the car, you noticed the white rose petals scattered around the front yard and the music blaring from your backyard. The thought of all your favourite people coming together to celebrate your newest achievement was bringing tears of joy to your eyes, refusing to cry and ruining your lashes. Walking into your home, you noticed the incredibly large table of gifts as you walked into your foyer and Lewis just following behind you as you marvelled at everything in your home.
“Y/n,” He called out as you were a few feet away from the door leading to your backyard. Looking back at your husband, you held his hand. “Don’t you want to change your shoes?” He asked, noticing your discomfort from your heels after the graduation ceremony had ended. You nodded with the most love sick smile on your face as he brought out your favourite Gucci platform sandals from behind his back. He let out a little giggle at the look on your face and got on his knees to undo your shoes for you. Sighing of relief as your bare feet hit the cool ground, you slipped your feet into the sandals, noticing the height change between you and Lewis as he was taller than you. He placed a kiss on your forehead then your lips, repeatedly kissing your lips until your giggle stopped him.
As you walked into the kitchen which had access to the patio door, you noticed all the food and dessert beautifully decorated with white and gold, the one thing catching your attention the most was the doughnut stand in the middle of your island. You gasped and immediately went for the stand, grabbing a white chocolate doughnut that wrote ‘congratulations, y/n!’. You split it into two pieces and offered to Lewis knowing he would definitely decline it but he surprised you by taking the other half. “What? I can’t say no to a celebration.” He winked at you as he took a bite out of it.
Almost forgetting about the party he quite literally planned to happen in his backyard, he held your hand once again and led you to the party outside with all the guests waiting for you. As he opened the door, the sounds of Kaytranada were heard and people talking as they turned their attention to the door you were walking out from. The cheers started as you fully walked into the yard with Lewis squeezing your hand and letting it go, stepping to the side to let people celebrate you.
The first person to approach you was your mother, embracing you in a loving hug as tears threatened to fall. The next being your younger sister, trying her hardest to stay cool as she looked at you so proudly. Your immediate family had come up to congratulate you before letting your friends celebrate you.
After receiving hugs and congratulatory messages from everyone, taking many photos from the Photo Booth that was rented and a little bit of dancing, it was soon time to eat as the sun was setting beautifully as the hues of pink and orange hit your skin. Placing your graduation cap on the hook of your chair, you faced everyone as you sat at the head of the table. During your meal, you decided to make a speech to say thank you to everyone.
“Hey everyone,” You greeted as all eyes turned to you when you stood up. “Um, sorry for interrupting your eating. Just wanted to say a speech to you guys.” You began and you heard Daniel Ric’s iconic ‘Ki ki’ noises that you’ve had the honour of hearing live many times. “Thank you Daniel for that, gratefully appreciated.” You smiled, causing the whole table to laugh.
“I would like to start off by saying thank you, truly. To my family for supporting me through everything, to myself for getting these degrees, to my friends that i have met along the way and to my loving husband for sticking with me and loving me.” You expressed, seeing smiles from everyone around you. “I remember leaving home, just graduated with my undergrad and i wanted to spoil myself and I took a solo trip to the Monaco gp with an extremely limited budget and i didn’t know what i was going to eat for that week but my younger delusional self knew that I wasn’t going to struggle because a driver will see me on the stand and instantly fall for me and well, that’s exactly what happened except now I’m the designated paddock mom.” You chuckled, reminiscing on that life changing week.
“Years later, I’m married to the love of my life with my master’s degree on lock, just hitting the millionaire status from my career and the best people by my side supporting me through and through. I truly love all of you so much and lemme stop before i ruin this makeup.” You laughed, grabbing a serviette and dabbing your eyes before tears fell.
The night had carried on beautifully as your friends had made speeches about how it was when you’d complain about your work load to them or the iconic moments you’d take your homework along with you to a few races. Having your favourite desserts and dancing with your friends until late had made you feel happy about everything that you’ve accomplished for yourself.
#f1 x reader#f1#f1 imagine#f1 fandom#f1 x you#lewis hamilton#lewis hamilton x reader#lewis hamilton x black reader#lewis hamilton fic#x black fem reader#x black reader#fanfic#formula one x black reader#formula one x reader#Spotify
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Top 10 Twitter WGA members to follow for strike info!
While we will be sharing info on Tumblr, WGA members on Twitter is where a lot of our info comes from! This list is not exhaustive; feel free to suggest more in comments.
WGAWest and WGAEast are, of course, the gold standard. The real ones. The OG. (We're counting them as 1 for the sake of the list.)
WGA East vice president Lisa Takeuchi Cullen—you may know her as a writer on Law & Order: SVU.
Leverage & Librarians showrunner John Rogers is a true gem and a veritable fountain of good knowledge about the strike.
"Adam Ruins Everything" aka Adam Conover is a member of the WGA Negotiating Committee so he is quite literally on the front lines. He's very good at communicating what the WGA is striking for and why.
Sister writing team Shawna Benson & Julie Benson also have a Twitch to live-stream from the picket lines. Super informative and you can ask questions live! (You may know them from Star Trek: Prodigy and the 100.)
Caroline Renard is a WGA Strike Captain, which means she's out there organizing the picket lines almost every day. Excellent, informed tweets.
Kyra Jones is my favorite person right now—smart, funny, takes no bullshit. She worked on the shows Queens and Woke.
Another WGA Strike Captain to follow is Jonterri Gadson, who worked on Everybody Still Hates Chris and The Upshaws.
WGA Negotiating Committee Co-Chair David A. Goodman wrote for The Orville, Family Guy, and Star Trek: Enterprise.
And also part of the negotiating committee, Eric Haywood wrote for Manifest and Law & Order: Organized Crime.
#writers guild on strike#fans4wga#john rogers#leverage#adam ruins everything#manifest#star trek#wga strike#writers strike
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pirates smp theorycrafting: the faction isles are a compass
hi! this is my first theory post ever so please bear with me, and also my first tumblr post in a very, very long time. all images are screenshots so apologies in advance for bad quality
recently, the POWCreations twitter posted a rather cryptic tweet:
this may be referring to a hidden symbol in the "fallen" portrait for guqqie, that only appears when color levels are adjusted:
i don't claim to be the first person ever to find this symbol btw! i'm fairly certain that some people must have found this already before me
so, what is the significance of this symbol, and what does it mean for pirates lore?
this symbol is an 8-pointed star, and is immediately reminiscent of a compass. it's also very interesting that the tweet refers to it as "the light".
notably, the icon for pirates smp has a compass with a gold star pointing in what would be cardinal directions, and tentacles similar to those found on the corrupted island pointing in ordinal directions.
there are four cardinal directions. you know what else there's four of? factions! the faction isles are also quite an interesting shape, with four "points" and each faction's territory located at each of the points (as well as what seems to be a large volcano in the middle). it could also be noted that in some cultures, the center/up can be considered a fifth cardinal point, which might be hinting at a secret fifth faction? idk i'm pulling that out of nowhere to be honest
if the faction isles are reminiscent of a compass, which direction is "north"? i looked a little bit into cardinal direction symbolism and associated colors, but this seems to vary with different cultures so it's difficult to pin down specific associations right now. i could theorize on this, but i fear i'd mostly be grasping at straws
one possibility is to look towards this giant statue on the island that happens to be literally pointing in a direction:
this statue of "sandro caravel", the founder of the faction isles, is supposedly pointing in the direction of treasure. it's also sort of the direction the nightingale base is pointing. does this mean that the nightingale base is "north"? possibly! idk! i do wonder what's over there, though!
something to note is that there is a hidden island not found on the map, discovered by martyn, straight out from the direction that the kestrel faction base is "pointing" (for lack of a better term). this island had a large stone altar with skulls, as well as tents and prison cells.
are there more secrets in the directions of the other factions? what does this have to do with the guys in robes, or the purple corrupted tentacles? i don't know, but i'm excited to find out :) we're still in the early days of this smp, so i'm sure there's a lot more lore and secrets to uncover!
i can't watch every single pirates stream, so if there's something that i missed or if you might have something that could add to this, please let me know
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i just wanna like rant ab my girlfriend because i love her so much. i wrote our initials in the trees and the beach at the place im visiting. i just bought her this bracelet thats gold and silver but when it catches the light it looks dark blueish-purple (her favorite color). i literally get so excited i cant breathe whenever we do anything with each other. like anything. i am fucking ecstatic whenever we brush our teeth together or text back and forth. im actually so in love with her im gonna throw up. she has me GAGGED. im the personification of that one tweet thats like "my girl looks so good im about to scream and cry and throw up"
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Part three to the Sleep Token FX post. Some of these I've picked up on my own, and others have been pointed out to me by @reveries-of-my-mind and @moonchild-in-blue through their reblogs of my original post about Vore. A lot of these FX bits are more obvious, so I decided to just put TMBTE in one post.
Part three includes: Take Me Back To Eden
Part One -> One, Two, Jaws and The Way That You Were
Part Two -> Sundowning and This Place Will Become Your Tomb
+ If I've missed something, feel to add your own thoughts!
Note- some of these are FX, others are sound mixing and music bits I wanted to mention. Any song you don't see mentioned are songs that I couldn't find anything to pull out of them. Plus, reminder; these are my interpretations, I'm sorry if you can't hear what I hear, or you think something different.
Chokehold
- Lots and lots of digital, glitchy FX which sets the mood for the album. This is also repeated throughout all the songs in the album, which works with their algorithm-esc, robotic theme (both lyrically and musically) in their songs for this one.
The Summoning
- Unfortunately, everyone's favourite jazz-metal amalgamation doesn't have any other SFX notes other than carrying on Chokehold's glitchy FX motifs.
Aqua Regia
- Jazz café ambience shown throughout the song, also, every single instrument other than the main paino is echoed and or muffled.
+ Fun fact! Aqua Regia is Latin for Royal Water. It's a concentrated solution of Hydrochloric and nitric acids, and is one of the only acids that can dissolve Gold; it's used in the jewelry trade to test the purity of Gold. Not a clue what Vessel is trying to get across with that, but his obsession with chemistry and biology motifs strike again.
Granite
- The screetch of the guitar chord at 2:32, right before the breakdown, sounds almost like a car hitting the breaks and skidding. Works well with Granite's theme of car crashes. You can almost imagine someone having an argument in the car, and the screetch is a result of things going a bit too far.
Vore
- Like I said in my original post, in the beginning (first fifteen seconds), along with the scratchy guitar chord, there are chewing and swallowing sounds. The song is quite literally from the point of view of being stuck in the throat of a God.
- At 3:23 to 3:30, there are bird noises similar to the ones at the start of TMBTE! They're incredibly subtle, but they're there. If you can't pinpoint it, there's a squeaking noise at 3:27, which is just a bird tweeting!
Rain
- From 3:55 to the end of the song, there's rain, which is obviously very fitting. Not specifically rain tapping on a rooftop, but more so rain pouring down a gutter, at least to me.
Take Me Back To Eden
- From 0:00 to 0:40, there's echoed animal noises, like if you were to stand in the middle of a rainforest. The song starts of in absolute silence, only broken by nature; not a human made noise to be heard. It's quite literally Eden. These sounds are there throughout the song, they just get much harder to hear the longer Vessel sings and the more instruments they later on top of eachother.
- At 1:42, there's either a Lion's or a Tiger's roar.
- From 3:10-3:16, there's the sound of thunder.
- A lot of the jingles you hear in The Summoning are repeated here! E.g; 3:40 and, more clearly, at 4:50 and 7:50.
- The lyrics "we were tangled up like branches in a flood; it was no accident" are direct refrences to the lyrics in Chokehold.
Euclid
- The song is 5 minutes and 13 seconds long, but Vessel only starts singing at the 13 second mark. The first lyric? "Just run it back, give me five whole minutes". We, as the listener give him five whole minutes to say what he's gotta say. Further, the song ends on the exact same piano chord that it begins with; the song, in of itself, is a loop. Anytime you play Euclid on loop, you are running it back and giving him five whole minutes. One of the reasons Euclid is my favourite (next to Aqua Regia) for this album.
- The lyrics "the night belongs to you" and "this bough is broken through" are lyrical refrences to The Nigh Does not Belong to God from Sundowning and When The Bough Breaks from One. The oldest album, and ST's first produced album.
- From 4:02 to the end of the song, a verse from The Night Does Not Belong To God is played. It completes the produced album trilogy, and, with the five stages of grief, allows for acceptance and healing. Euclid not only loops itself, but loops the three albums together. Sundowning, TPWBYT and TMBTE are an endless loop that can and will be played as many times as needed for Vessel, for you, as the listener, to heal. To accept change. To realise there's more than denial, anger bargaining and depression. And I think that, in of itself, is beautiful.
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Album Notes: Sleep Token really put their whole soul into this album huh. By far, it's the one that uses SFX the most, and rounds out Sleep Token's own genre as a whole. We see snippets of older songs used throughout the album, both lyrical refrences and actual chunks of old songs taken out and placed within other ones. 10/10, would cry to again.
Thank you for reading through all my thoughts and feelings, whoever you are. Remember, the night belongs to you; worship <3.
#THIS ONE.#TMBTE my one true love#they do a lot of linking older songs in this album#and I love it#a lot#the brainrot grows stronger each and everyday#someone said something about needing to study them under a microscope and I completely agree with that statement#the fact that Euclid loops their three main albums together kills me#like I'm dead on the floor#I'm never getting over that#I'm gonna crumble to bits when I see them live I swear#music analysis#music and lyrics#sleep token#sleep token vessel#vessel#st#sleep token tmbte#mel's rambles
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Gold will tweet "feel like pure shit just want him back" about Silver even though they literally have the world's most estranged friendship
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