#literally the funniest thing ever

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

this came to me on a whim, so uhh

heart: (you know what a heart attack is?)

mind: [yes, of course... why bring that up?]

heart: (well it's about to have a whooooole new meaning in the next five seconds)

mind: [what do you mean by that?]

mind:

mind, in realization: [...wait, nO–]

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#chonny jash #submission #cj mind #cj heart #chonnys charming chaos compendium #literally the funniest thing ever #bros about to have a real bad headache

[woundedheartwithin]

I got a voicemail the other day for financial aid for my medical bills and this motherfucker read me my case number starting with “r as in risk.” Then he repeated the number and said “r as in Robert.” My brother, I heard what you said first. My fuckin phone heard it too it literally says in the automated transcript that you said r as in risk?????

#she speaks #literally the funniest thing ever #the transcript actually says ‘our __ risk’ but that’s what happens when you let a machine transcribe human speech #she says as a professional verbatim transcriptionist

[cjsees]

5 for the violence ask game

oh gd uhhhhh I don't think I've ever joined a discord server that Overwhelmingly bothered me since if I join one I don't like I jWAIT

HAHA ACTUALLY. HOW COULD I FORGET. OH MY GD

okay so there was this one time I joined a zombie apocalypse server and, like many typical zombie apocalypse settings, the Great Amazing Grand US Military (tm) was one possible faction. being the innocent person I was, my immediate forgiving assumption was that said military was going to be an antagonistic force (a rock-and-a-hard-place situation for which the main characters would contest) yknow? a cool and fun little extra obstacle

well. It Was Not That

I will not elaborate too much because there's so much drama. however. not only were they some of the most unbelievably pathetic american bootlicker military lovers I have ever had the misfortune to encounter, they were also

some

of

the

WORST

roleplayers

I have ever encountered

it's like. okay it's bad but it Would Be Forgivable. except rmanns72 is Playing Every Character In This Interaction Except For Boni lmao. "(OOOOOOHHH HE KILLED THE PROVEST MARSHALL)" girl YOU killed the provest marshall. you ARE the provest marshall. please.

also it's just sooooooooo so funny to me the freaking "he now turned" he keeps saying that I literally think about this rp server all the time it's so so so so funny there's so much more I could say on these guys holy hell

#and there's nothing wrong with short form rp!! let me clarify that #they were just REALLY bad at it and also american army bootlickers. so #violence ask #literally the funniest thing ever

[mwagneto]

genuinely about to cry at the word for france in te reo māori. so like. almost every country name is just the english name but altered to only have letters that exist in te reo (so like canada = kānata, norway = nōwei etc) except france that is literally just fucking. wīwī. as in ouioui. imgoing to fucking die

#found it last night and it's the funniest thing ive ever seeeeeen it made me laugh so #much i couldn't stop coughing for hours afterwards but it was literally worth it. help mee #kei te mare tonu ahau :( it's been over a weeeeek smashes phone #te reo māori #aotearoa #barking #sorry for 2 a/otearoa posts within 24 hours i try to limit it to like once a month at most so i #dont seem insane but these were both relevant rn🙈 #once a month thing is a joke i dont count it but like. yknow #languages #te wiki o te reo māori

[stewykablooey]

UNFUCKABLE

#GOOD MORNING #CANT EVEN GET FUCKED ON THE WE WANT TO FUCK KENDALL ROY WEBSITE HE IS LITERALLY THE JESTER OF HIS OWN COURT #truly the funniest thing to ever happen to him like this is worse than losing the company and he doesn’t even know its happened #kendall roy i wish you were real so you could see this #succession #m

[kylejsugarman]

funniest part of breaking bad is that jesse lived in like three separate places over the course of the show and every single time he moved somewhere new, a character had to come in and look around and reenact this exact panel while jesse just stood there half-asleep in a 3XL t-shirt

#syd squeaks #him just having a literal pile of loose weed on his kitchen counter in aunt ginny's house is the funniest thing ever tbh #breaking bad #jesse pinkman

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

just because he got promoted from being just a gag character does not mean he ever stopped being a gag character

#this was one of the funniest scenes ever written #literally everyone of these fuckers is such a drama queen #i respect jinshi for eating those grasshoppers because maomao was feeding him #i could never #if i were him i'd be like sorry i suddenly realised i have things to do bye forever #light novel #kusuriya no hitorigoto #the apothecary diaries #jinshi #natsu hyuuga #i have so much knh in my drafts i even forgot that it was there buried deep

[noxstrages]

Happy 4/13! Here's a mix of old and new hyperfixation and my first drawing of The Gang! Here's some Classpects: laios - heir of blood falin - witch of life marcille - witch of void chilchuck - rogue of heart senshi - maid of life kabru - knight of blood

Spoiler characters under the cut!

Feel free to discuss other classpects and homestuck stuff for this au in here or tag me! I'd love to hear more about it.

mithrun - prince of hope thistle - bard of hope winged lion - lord of hope

#dungeon meshi #homestuck #4/13 #happy 4/13 #laios touden #marcille donato #izutsumi #falin touden #chilchuck #chilchuk tims #senshi of izganda #senshi #laios dungeon meshi #marcille dungeon meshi #falin dungeon meshi #i hope you guys enjoy #me and my friends were struck by inspiration literally last night #delicious in dungeon #nox art #also please for the love of god help me come up with an actual symbol for laios #the monster symbol is simultaneously embarassing and the smartest/funniest thing ive ever done #dunmeshi

[rrandomtthings]

One Piece Promo | Vol 108

#this is literally the funniest thing ever pls go watch it #there’s even more scenes that I didn’t even make gifs of #at one point crocodile just has a closet full of crocodile shirts #one piece #monkey d luffy #gifs #flashing #eye strain #rotation

[coolsvilleprincess]

Be goth, solve crime.

Birthing this Scooby Doo specific blog with fanart for Be Cool because I needed to draw their goth fits, they were simply too much of a vibe to not tbh

#scooby doo #scooby #scooby doo fanart #be cool scooby doo #mystery incorporated #fred jones #shaggy rogers #daphne blake #velma dinkley #scooby gang #bcsd #my art #I watched this episode the other day and literally cried laughing #it wasn't even that it was the funniest thing ive ever seen i was just enjoying myself #also i know everyone hates the art style but have you ever tried to draw in it??? Yeah. Exactly #it's HARD #it's a fun one though i did some other doodles of Daphne in other emo themed outfits but ill post them later instead #be cool characterizations my absolute beloved #anyway this is my scooby blog where i will post so much scooby #speaking of scooby here he is painting shaggy's nails black and tbh he probably did fred's too #also i couldn't get a background to work with this so there is none. don't even worry about it it's finnnnneeeeeee #i think

[fruitsaladc0wboy]

he’s resting

#funniest thing ive ever made #rvb #red vs blue #agent washington #also do NOT come for me I know this image is literally just his empty armor and he’s standing ten feet to the left I KNOW OK #babble bee

[cubesnap]

⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ DO NOT REPOST / REUPLOAD / USE ART. Thank you!!  ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ 

Just a little Noclip doodle for today *does a little dance*

#Starting to call Ragequit “Noclip” now whoops :sob: #I have a lot of non-ship art I'll be posting soon I swear #rain world #art #rw ragequit #rw five pebbles #rw no significant harassment #The funniest thing is that Noclip is one of the only character ships I've ever shipped actually- #literally like 99/10 of the time I don't ship characters nor make ship art much #nsh x fp #gay robots #:33 #five pebbles #rain world art

[pendraegon]

you do have to admit. nothing is as funny as killing off one of your show’s main characters during the series finale on christmas. bbc merlin was a visionary for that one i think.

#literally top 5 funniest things to happen in a tv show ever i think. #bbc merlin

[zeravmeta]

please tell me this series ends with anakin brutally murdering them all

#i literally could not care less abt star wars stuff but oh my god. they have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever #obvs it wont happen but like. youre making a series abt a bunch of kid jedis and your greatest villains first ever moment #is literally killing a bunch of kids #it would be so funny

[wiklm]

i’m watching demon slayer with my dad and i think tanjiro is the funniest guy ever. like yes he is kind and lovely but he’s also an absolutely insane and off-putting freak and somehow his power of friendship effect still works on EVERYONE? like he meets genya once and shows up the next day to give him his TOOTH??? THAT HE KEPT FOR SOME REASON???? and then it works. it works and genya is struck down by the awesome power of tanjiros relentless optimism as everyone is eventually fated to. and that’s actually so hilarious like i love this guy what the hell is his problem

#sorry i just thought the tooth was genuinely the funniest thing in the world #he’s literally so strange and everybody is just normal about it #like he is an off putting freak but he’s also like the nicest guy ever so nobody pays attention to the off putting freak part #i love him he deserves everything #demon slayer #kny #tanjiro kamado #genya shinazugawa #wiklm shitposting

[realcheddarchips]

watching heartstopper with my mom and when isaac has the leaves blowing around him at the art exhibit after that guy talks about being aroace she went "is he seriously in love with the asexual guy?"

#literally the funniest thing that anyone has ever said #like no #he has not fallen in love with the asexual guy #heartstopper #heartstopper spoilers #asexual #aromantic #aroace #isaac henderson