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#literally nothing happens lol they are just affectionate with each other
yaksha-lover · 3 months
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lol this is so dumb and self-indulgent but short drabble of waking up beside malleus and leona and their bickering hehe
cw: very mild suggestive, implied throuple(?)
The first thought you have is how muggy it is. There’s a humidity to the warmth that envelops you that’s quickly becoming less than pleasant.
You try to move, but your limbs are held in place by strong sinew. Even relaxed, the muscles of the arms wrapped around your waist are impressive in their strength. Leona’s training certainly wasn’t for show.
Not to be outdone, Malleus’ own arms envelop your shoulders, inviting your head to lay on his chest.
You nudge gently at the two of them, rousing Malleus and a grouchy Leona from sleep. The latter grumbles for you to leave him be.
“It’s too hot,” you groan.
“Hmm, you didn’t think so last night,” Leona smirks at you. He leans in to run a quick, affectionate stripe up your neck with his tongue. “Ugh, you smell of lizard. The taste is all swampy.” His face contorts in disgust.
You don’t see Malleus roll his eyes, but you’re sure that’s what’s happening on the opposite side of the bed.
“How interesting. I was just about to remark that it smells of wet cat.”
The two glower at each other. You’re forced to sit up and shield them from each other’s view so they don’t start wrecking your furniture in their spat.
“Can we please save the fighting for after breakfast? I’m too hungry to deal with this right now.”
“Who said anything about fighting, my love? It’s only some gentle banter between…classmates.”
“Classmates? You’re literally sharing a bed right now.”
“Don’t say it like that,” Leona makes a face. “I’m sharing a bed with you, herbivore. Unfortunately, he happens to be here too.”
“For once, we are in agreement, Kingscholar.”
“Hey, don’t lump yourself in with me. We got nothing in common.”
“Except for me.”
Leona rolls his eyes. “Except for you,” he concedes.
“And being non-human, rich, royal princes who lack emotional support from their families and are often misunderstood as being-”
“Yeah, yeah. Keep talking and we’ll miss breakfast.”
Leona and Malleus both stand to get properly dressed, but you remain in bed, content to watch them.
You’re still a bit drowsy from sleep. You pop your eyes closed, hoping a few more seconds will make you feel less tired. “Will someone help me up?”
When you finally open your eyes, you’re greeted with two hands offering themselves to you; one on each side. Seeing this, Leona and Malleus glare at the other, but you take each of their hands in one of yours, and that seems to placate them enough to not argue as you walk.
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anonymous-dentist · 7 months
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Okay I did some vod searching and here’s Cellbit’s pov of the prison announcement (in the form of a pretty badly clipped video lol)
A couple of things to note:
The silence
The stammer
The knife
The eyes
First, the silence, because it could be easy to miss from another pov because he was already pretty quiet before. But you can see the literal second it registers what Forever had just said because the change in the silence is palpable. He didn’t even raise his voice above the noise when he asked Forever if he was being serious.
Second, the stammer. This is a man who is very good at talking. Look at him during the presidential debates, nothing was able to keep him from talking, not even his own suicide. But then here he… can’t talk. He’s that shocked, and he’s terrified. See:
Third, the knife. Now this knife. Now this knife. It’s his emotional support murder knife. He only brings it out when he feels scared, and it’s gotta be a real deep fear for him to bring it out. It’s only been a few times, namely when he’s been triggered over his past, most notably when he and Richarlyson explored the Federation prison after Pac’s kidnapping.
And then fourth, the eyes. After he takes the knife out, Cellbit’s eyes flick back and forth between Forever the audience in what appears to be genuine confusion. Because, and this is important, Forever never told Cellbit about the prison. So between the fear and the Horrors, there’s some actual legitimate confusion in there because he didn’t know about this.
So now, after all that, let’s take a look at q!Cellbit’s character in general because I know there are people who don’t know about his very tragic backstory.
So Cellbit was in prison for… something. Probably murder tbh, but that was never confirmed. He was in prison with Pac e Mike and he was a really bad person. As in, murdering people, threatening people, ripping human ears off, stabbing, inciting riots (I think???). He killed Felps. He almost got Pac and Mike to kill each other.
And then, after being left to die alone on an island, Cellbit got some goddamn help for the first time in his life.
Before prison, he was in a war (ie the Hunger Games.) Then he was in prison, and the math is hunting towards him being incarcerated prior to his eighteenth birthday. He was 18-ish when he was in prison, and he’s 26 now, and he spent those eight years in therapy. Now he’s a better person, and he’s a very scared person.
He has many triggers, but the one that’s come up the most has been prison. He killed Abueloier that first time because they were in a prison-like cell. After hearing that Pac e Mike were arrested, he almost became another person as he interrogated Foolish (just watch that vod back, the whiplash is there.) When exploring the Federation’s prison, he was visibly on edge, clutching his emotional support murder knife and tensing when he saw all of the cells and almost stabbing Cucurucho when it appeared. Foolish asked if he could arrest him, Cellbit immediately turned him down, and he went behind his husband’s back to convince Foolish not to arrest him, either. (I’m not sure if he knows in-character about the prison cell in the new murder mystery game, but he will Not be happy if he gets put in there.)
So. Prison.
He wants to be a better person, is the thing. Cellbit doesn’t like thinking about who he was as Cell- he canonically even avoids cellphones when he can (see: Abueloier.) But he can’t help what happens when he’s triggered: he killed Abueloier, he almost attacked Cucurucho and risked his whole new infiltration plan. He’s worried about hurting someone again, because he knows he’s capable of it. He might not be the best at pvp, but that doesn’t matter when half the server is just as bad as he is (/affectionate.)
He doesn’t want to hurt his family, and there being a big huge physical trigger all of a sudden in the form of this prison he wasn’t ever told about has clearly made him realize that, oh shit, this could be bad. Bad for himself, and thus bad for others.
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privitivium · 9 days
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A thought just came over me and i don't know whether or not this is a bad idea lol.
So reader right, having a motherly "spouse" thats a bit too overwhelming and protective?, Yep totally normal.
And having his boss, a literal CEO following and giving coffee or latte's during readers working hour, sometimes he would see the fatherly CEO stalking him in the corner of his eyes, well that's a bit weird..
And oh my, seems like a streamer had just befriended him, a pretty popular guy too.
not giving too much thought about it, reader immediately started playing with the streamer.
Not giving too much thought on how deranged and personal the streamer's questions about him, a bit uncomfortable nonetheless, but he really seems like pathetic guy infront of him with the cameras off, But mother did say to be careful on the internet (or else he's taking away the internet privileges)
But what happens if the streamer "accidentally" (he doxxed reader lol) met reader in real life and started stalking him, only to see two humongous guys clinging on to him and seemingly fighting each other internally, calling one of them mother and the other father, but streamer knows that is definitely NOT your parents...seems like reader got another yandere on his dick
(if you don't get the gist of it, what im basically saying is that can you add streamer yan to the mother yan and father yan ordeal..just a headcannon is fine..but i wanna see a story tho lol.
Sorry if this is a bit too long haha
this is the same anon that requested yan mother and father yan, the whole "bringing my bae his forgotten lunch to his workplace only to see him getting spoonfed by fucking his boss" ordeal lol)
its fine i generally love reading little stories in my requests . Thanks anon
motherly, fatherly, streamer yandere x male reader,,,
all amab, cw;; mild perversion, manipulation
i'm gonna go with,,, theyre just housemates. two super close friends with obvious sexual, romantic tension - mother refers to you to others as his lover, and you dont really care, so you must want to be lovers? mother doesnt push it... but is still as overwhelming n overprotective as ever. thanks mother !
fatherly CEO stalking you? seemingly to pop up everywhere you went with a cup of coffee for you - or even mixing it up and getting you some kinda matcha deal!! nothing out of the ordinary, your superior was always kinda affectionate... you try to tell him that theres no reason to be so chummy with you ( trying to direct his attention on something else but it doesnt work ) afterall, you do see all ur coworkers prying eyes... but it was no big deal. ur coworkers didnt seem to bother you anyway, so... you guess ur fine with your superior doting on you ( even if it was quite inappropriate in the workplace, but he managed to turn ur mind right around !! so charming ! )
and - three whole friends ?! two of which theres some kind of unspoken tension, especially with your housemate who you affectionately nicknamed mother - you don't tell anyone so, embarrassed that youre referring to a grown man as mother... and instead, almost spilling it to your newest friend-! ㅡstreamer yan being a fucking freak and tapping into ur shit before mother or fatherly does - having to play with a raging hard-on because hes a sad little freak in real life, but on stream hes the coolest most badass guy ever... who asks too personal questions - but you didnt seem to mind. like, who do you live with? is it nice? what kind of soap do you use in the shower? how often do you do laundry? didnt register in your mind that this streamer guy is a total pervert - but steering clear of such questions when on stream...
and what do you know ?? streamer pulling up to where you live... just to get a good scope of the place n all,,, nothing too out of the ordinary. definitely not stalking. he just happened to live a few towns close by... and - having the great idea to ask what you were gonna do one day, just to be there to show up. small town or something... just to see you in the middle of two bulky ass dudes who were adamant on avoiding each other - ever so often glaring heatedly at one another... and, he hears you calling one mother??
can imagine mother n father wondering why ur spending so much time on ur phone... unusual for you since ur never really on it that much-? and mother did tell you to be wary of the internet... you begin to hide away in your little workspace mother made up for you in your shared home, fiddling on your computer and - playing video games and messaging some guy... who were you talking to? who were you laughing with? how dare they make you smile ????
mother n father teaming up reluctantly just to figure out wtf is up with ur computer and phone... wanting to know who ur talking to ( surprisingly havent tapped it!!! ) and obviously, mother goes in there when ur not home - at work with that bastard other man he has no choice but to work together with, fiddling with your computer n not knowing the password - so mother, immediately going to guilttrip you into giving him the password. hes especially sad that it wasnt his name or anything of the sort...
they were so happy you were suddenly so comfortable calling them father and mother in public as they act accordingly - so sweetly, you feel an overwhelming amount of affection which was what they wanted in the first place... streamer obviously feeling intimidated,,, but willing to join ur little harem.,,,
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tokagedreams · 8 months
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EDGAR ALLAN POE RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS
(a/n: i have soooo many more thoughts about poe bro i love him so much..anyway, fellow poe fans if you have poe requests i am begging you to drop them in my inbox)
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pre-relationship
- the two of you met back in america years ago. you guys start out as ride-or-die best friends, you’re the inseparable duo that does everything together. when poe goes to yokohama with the guild, you go with him even if you’re not a guild member.
- you’re an infuriating case of ‘the two besties that are clearly in love with each other but would rather die than confess because they’re convinced their feelings are unrequited when they obviously aren’t’. you’ve basically been acting like a couple for at least a year but somehow you and poe are both convinced that it’s just a friendship to the other person and nothing more.
- both the guild and the ADA assumed you were already dating until poe referred to you as his ‘best friend’ and they’re just like are you fr right now?? 🤨 it’s literally so freaking obvious you two are head over heels in love to everyone except for you and poe. especially if you’re not even in the guild and you moved across the world just to be with poe 💀 ranpo (affectionately) hates you guys because you refuse to believe him when he tells you that your feelings are requited.
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confession
- ranpo #1 wingman frfr!! at first he tries to make it happen naturally, but eventually he realizes that’s a lost cause..so he basically forces poe to confess to you because he’s so sick and tired of hearing poe lament about how you don’t love him back when you obviously do!! i could see ranpo being like “i’m not reading any of your new novels until you confess to (y/n) 😈” and that would be the final straw because poe is not about to throw away all his chances of ever beating his rival.
- i think we all agree that poe is a hopeless romantic, but i feel like he would just be too anxious to actually do anything fancy for a confession. he’s probably fantasized about the perfect confession a hundred times, but when he gets pressured to actually do it, all of those plans go out the window because he’s just freaking out lol.
- he’d tell you to come over because he needs to ‘show you something important’, he doesn’t make it obvious that he’s going to confess his feelings at all. so you get to his house and he tells you to wait on the couch while he gathers everything, and you’re starting to get anxious too because you’re like ummm wtf is he about to show me?? poe goes to his office and after a moment of ‘gathering’ (he actually already had his stuff sorted beforehand, he spent the entire time petting karl to muster up some courage), he brings you this giant stack of messy papers and just stands there awkwardly. and you’re so freaking confused until you start reading them and you realize that they’re all love letters and poems about you, written by poe himself. they’re all dated too so you can see that they range from today all the way back to like at least two years ago.
- poor poe is actually sitting there literally trembling while you read, anxiously waiting for you to respond. obviously you tell him you love him too, and he honestly looks like he doesn’t believe it or just can’t process it for a second, you have to kiss him on the cheek or something to get him to register the fact that you seriously love him. but after that he’s like the happiest you’ve ever seen him, he’s hugging you so hard, grabbing your hands and he might even excitedly kiss your face a couple times. this is genuinely a dream come true for him so he can go a little wild as a treat <3
- he owes ranpo so bad after this btw 💀
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relationship
- since you and poe had been acting like a couple for a long while before officially getting together, it’s not that hard to get used to an actual relationship. now there’s just a lot less uncertainty and hesitance, you can comfortably do all of the things that you previously chickened out of because you didn’t want to ‘ruin your friendship’. your feelings aren’t a secret anymore, so you both have free reign to be as affectionate as you want to be.
- in terms of love language, i really feel like poe could appreciate any kind of love from you. he might be a little shy about physical affection, and he probably won’t want to do much of it in public, but in private i think he would secretly love it. his favorite type of love to receive from you would probably be words of affirmation, this man needs that praise and validation so badly!! in the beginning of your relationship, he doesn’t know how to handle your compliments, if you’re flirty he will simply explode. he eventually gets more accustomed to it, but he still blushes like crazy and gets all bashful every time you praise him. his favorite type of love to give to you is probably acts of service, just look at how much he bends over backwards to do favors for ranpo in canon lol. he will do literally anything for you!! with his absurd salary and spending habits, you can count on being showered in gifts too, he just wants to spoil you!
- you and poe are definitely one of those couples that enjoys just chilling in the same room doing your own separate things. it will actually make him so happy if you just quietly sit in his office while he writes! maybe after you’ve been dating for a long time he might even have you sit on his lap sometimes.. 😳 since he spends so much time in there obsessively writing new novels to beat ranpo, it got really lonely with just him and karl, so having you there just makes everything better. he also probably doesn’t take very good care of himself when he’s really focused on writing, so he will be eternally thankful if you help make sure he eats, drinks and sleeps enough. he might be the type to say “just one more chapter..” every time you tell him to go to bed, but you can usually persuade him with the promise of cuddles and a kiss goodnight.
- speaking of cuddles when you go to sleep…i am convinced that poe would secretly love being the little spoon!! he’ll of course default to being the big spoon unless you’re somehow taller than him, because that’s kinda just the norm for tall people in most cases. he might even be hesitant at first if you ask him to swap places with you, because he’s likely never done that before, but when you hold him for the first time..it immediately becomes his new favorite thing. it makes him feel so safe and secure and loved, please hold this man!!
- you play with poe’s hair all the time, it’s something you both enjoy because damn he has a lot of hair and it’s really fluffy. you push his bangs back because you want to actually see his eyes for once!! it makes him so flustered because he lowkey feels exposed without his bangs, but if you tell him his eyes are pretty he’ll be like “omg really?? 🥺” and forget all about his embarrassment. it works every single time. when poe is stressed, he often just lays his head in your lap and lets you run your fingers through his hair, it’s very grounding and calming to him. he gets embarrassed if you catch him off guard and just randomly start petting his hair, he tells you to go pet karl instead 💀
- poe is 100% the type of guy to kiss your knuckles or your forehead all the time. he’ll kiss you on the lips too, but it can be kind of overwhelming, so he doesn’t initiate those kisses as often. i think he would like being kissed on the cheek by you a lot, something simple and sweet to brighten his mood. despite being your partner, he still gets nervous to ask you for kisses when he wants them, but he’s honestly pretty unintentionally obvious about it so you can usually tell lol.
- poe gets so embarrassed if you ever read his novels, he knows that you appreciate his writing, but your opinion is so important to him that he gets anxious about it. he usually doesn’t let you read books that he’s written to challenge ranpo until after he’s already shown them to the detective. but you always read them when he gets back home and he’s all mopey after ranpo has successfully solved another one of his mysteries. although he remains determined to continue trying, it’s always a major blow to his self esteem when he loses to ranpo again. so you read the books for yourself so that you can praise him about every specific detail and make him feel better about himself and his work. you may not be his rival or the greatest detective in the world, but you are poe’s partner, so your words are still very meaningful to him.
- poe would definitely call you lots of pet names if you’re comfortable with it. he calls you things like ‘my dearest’ and ‘my beloved’, but he’ll also call you things like ‘darling’ and ‘love’. if you have a nickname, he’ll typically use that in place of your full name because it feels more intimate to him. if you do the same to him, he’ll be so happy! he’s down with being called basically any term of endearment as long as it comes from you, but some may make him more flustered than others. if you shorten his name and call him ‘ed’ it makes him feel so much closer to you.
- poe talks about you all the freaking time! he’s not above straight up bragging about how great his partner is, he constantly feels the need to tell everyone how great you are. hopefully ranpo likes you a lot because my guy has to listen to poe gushing about you constantly lol. if poe ever finds out that you’ve told your friends good things about him, it will warm his heart and make him feel so appreciated. he’s basically never prepared for you to match his extreme passion in your relationship, it shocks him every single time and he can’t believe he actually met someone who loves him as strongly as he loves them.
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(a/n: thanks for reading my first fic on this account! i hope you guys like my theme lol, i just wanna be known as the tokage guy who writes bsd fics)
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myslvtwritings · 7 months
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So, in MGE (monster girl encyclopedia), there's a species known as the Jub Jub. its a subspecies of Harpy and are pink, fluffy (& rather clingy). they are known to be very affectionate and loving towards their darling. muzan & douma with a reader thats a jub jub? ty if ur able to do this!
lol this idea is cute😭 i’ll definitely do it! Reader will be GN! since the gender wasn’t specified.
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➤ Muzan and Douma with a Harpy!S/O
➤ headcanons (not proof read)
warnings: none
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Muzan
First things first, Muzan isn’t all that used to this affection.
You two may both have similar traits such as killing and being non-human but y’all feel like polar opposites (personality wise)
While Muzan is rather narcissistic, manipulative, cold and menacing you’re playful, affectionate and lustful.
You always, ALWAYS flirt with him, touch him literally everywhere, and are always attached to him for dear life.
You’re almost too loving towards him.
Alway up in his business, his personal space is also your personal space.
Muzan isn’t used to that.
Hates it. at first
But he doesn’t become flustered by your presence or anything like that. He just doesn’t initiate touch.
He doesn’t initiate touch until further into y’all’s relationship.
Muzan will admit that you’re quite the beauty. There are special occasions where he compliments you.
After all, you’re his favorite, you aren’t even apart of the uppermoons but you provide more than they ever had in centuries.
Admires your abilities and good looks.
Muzan is grateful for you and soon you become less of s nuisance to him.
The uppermoons are envious of you because you get special treatment from him. (You’re his S/O after all)
Muzan is also fond of your wings, he thinks they’re somewhat pretty/cute on you.
Sometimes he’ll get semi-flustered if you randomly try to seduce him on some days. But he’ll get upset because you provoked him to feel vulnerable and will disappear then return like nothings happened.
As your relationship with him progresses he soon doesn’t grow aggravated from your clingy and affectionate personality.
He grows to like it more and more everyday. But he rarely confesses that.
But he doesn’t need to anyway because you already know 🤭
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Douma
This man is the complete OPPOSITE of Muzan when it comes to you!
Hasn’t felt anything, until he met you.
Btw no one knows how you met. It just happened.
You brought out the best in him (especially in bed)
Y’all are like a made match in heaven. hell
You two are basically the same. Both clingy and affectionate.
You’re always touching him, he’s always touching you.
Crazy for each other, obsessed, down bad for each other.
Douma ain’t afraid to compliment you.
Bro is alwaysssss complimenting you.
Douma LOVES, and i mean, LOVES your personality! He could literally go on for ages about you and never shut up
Every time there is an uppermoon meeting Douma goes bragging onto Akaza about you, including the rest of the upper ranked demons.
No one gives a fuck nor believes him.
Comes home crying to you about it.
He receives the extra physical attention from you when he’s ‘hurt’ so it all works out.
Douma fawns over your wings!
Constantly touching them, admiring them, sometimes he even preens them for you!
He thinks your seductive personality is hot.
Is extremely lucky to have someone as extraordinary as you!
He’s fantasized about devouring you before.
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Ahh, douma and muzan are my favs😩😩 This was truthfully fun to write! I just hope i worded all these to your liking. Thank you for reading<3
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crucifiedfaerie · 5 months
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Kylo Ren — SFW Alphabet
no warnings, just lots of fluff and lil bit of angst !! however, just bc its SFW, doesn't mean i want minors interacting w this, BEGONE !!! TO THE GLUE TRAP YOU GO !
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— AFFECTION (how affectionate are they?)
in the beginning of your relationship, affection was very scarce. kylo wanted so badly to open up to you more, but was too afraid to, so when he would catch himself getting too close or too affectionate he would pull away and become that cold and calculated kylo again who you knew all too well. when he did finally admit his feelings, he couldn't get enough of you, as if he were making up for all of the lost time he spent pushing you away.
"i cant believe i waited so long to do this, what a fool i am."
— BEST FRIEND (what are they like as a bestie?)
the only hc i have for you as best friends would be if you grew up together in jedi training... and you guys would fuck w each other CONSTANTLY. like practically bully each other, it's all in good fun though. luke would refer to the two of you as partners-in-many-crimes because of the several messes you'd make doing stupid shit. one time ben almost burned the hut down because you dared him to light fireworks outside of luke's window while he slept. bad fucking idea.
"you idiot, he's going to kill us, you know?"
— CUDDLES (how do they like to cuddle?)
kylo loves holding you. his favorite is when your head is on his chest because it makes it easy for him to play with your hair. he also loves being the big spoon, wrapping his strong arms around your small frame. in those moments you were a tiny, precious thing that he wanted only to love and keep safe.
— DOMESTIC (thoughts on settling down? how would they be helping out around?)
kylo wanted nothing more than to make you his and his only forever. despite how kylo treats literally everyone else, he is a very doting partner and has a huge soft spot for you and only you. he's better at helping with cooking than he is cleaning. anytime he would try to clean, he'd never do it right or fully and you'd end up telling him to stop and do it yourself lol.
"what do you MEAN i'm not doing it right?!"
— ENDING (how would breakups go?)
its simply not happening. if he broke up with you, he didn't actually mean it and said it out of anger in the heat of the moment. if you broke up with him, he would probably lose his mind. his cold façade would shatter into a million pieces and he'd promise he would change, do better, do whatever it was you needed him to do. you were his and the mere thought of anyone else ever having you filled him with insurmountable rage and sadness.
— FIANCEE (how do they feel about commitment?)
kylo is devoted to you wholeheartedly. being his empress and ruling over the first order by his side would only solidify that.
— GENTLE (how gentle are they?)
when he isn't being a freak, he handles you as if you are made of glass. a pretty, precious thing that could break at any moment. if you fall asleep next to the fireplace, he will pick you up and carry you to bed, making sure the blankets are tucked around the both of you in the way you like, so you don't wake up cold in the morning.
— HUGS (do they like hugs? what are their hugs like?)
kylo loves hugging you, and you love hugging him. bc of his height, you are dwarfed by him and his hugs feel like getting tightly wrapped in a large, warm blanket. usually he just bends down to hug you, but sometimes he picks you up.
— I LOVE YOU (how long does it take for them to say the L word?)
again, kylo is terrified of showing weakness, so in the beginning of your relationship he's very cold towards you. every time he was around you he had to fight the strong urges telling him to be honest with you. after a long while, he did finally say it though. he was so nervous when he first said it, his eyes scanning your face for a reaction and his palms sweating. now he reminds you that he loves you all the time, especially if he's going out on a mission and won't be back for a couple weeks.
"don't look so sad, my star. i love you, you know i always come back to you."
— JEALOUSY (how jealous do they get?)
kylo is as jealous of a man as you can get. the mere thought of someone trying to take you from him fills him with a rage that rivals the fire of a thousand suns. one time he heard a guard having very loud, impure thoughts about his empress so kylo killed him. you have always been much more passive than he is, so you were not happy to see that he had killed someone on your living room floor.
"but my love- his thoughts were so loud! what else was i supposed to do?!"
— KISSES (do they like kissing? what are their kisses like?)
kissing you is kylo's favorite past time. if you both are out and his helmet is on, all he's thinking about is getting home so he can kiss you. sometimes if no one's around, he will lift his mask up just enough so it only exposes the bottom half of his face so he can get a quick kiss or two or eight in. his kisses are warm and never fail to send tingles down your spine, and you always say kylo tastes of cinnamon and smoke. to him, you taste of summer fruit.
— LITTLE ONES (how are they around kids?)
he's indifferent towards other peoples children, thankfully he's less harsh on them than adults, but he isn't pleasant to them either. one time he blew up on a servant boy that was no older than eleven, and you scolded him afterwards. "he's just a child kylo, don't be so hard on him." he has such a soft spot for you and admires the empathy you have for others that he will never have. he promised you he would try to be a little nicer. yours and his children however, he treats as well as he treats you. they are an extension of his beloved, after all. i hc that kylo is a wonderful father, making sure they receive the fatherly love he never got.
— MORNINGS (how do your mornings with them go?)
sometimes on busy days, he's gone by the time you wake up. you always look so beautiful and peaceful when you're sleeping, so he doesn't dare wake you up. instead he kisses your head and whispers that he loves you and that he will return shortly. he knows you can't hear him, but he likes to tell you anyways. on days he doesn't have to leave so early, you stay in bed together. kissing, cuddling, talking, other things. kylo is content doing anything as long as it's with you.
— NIGHTS (how do your nights with them go?)
this is a sfw post, therefore i cannot describe how your nights with kylo would go lmao. please refer to the nsfw abc's. afterwards though, kylo is a doting partner that takes care of you, cleaning you up and tending to every single mark he left on your body that he worships so much.
— OPEN (how open are they? when will they tell you more about themselves?)
the first few months of your relationship is like dating a brick wall, it is not easy getting kylo to open up. once he does though, he makes sure not to hide anything from you anymore. it took a lot of work and patience, but he loves and trusts you wholeheartedly.
— PATIENCE (how patient are they with you?)
kylo has a temper, and he tries so hard, but he does have slip ups sometimes. any time he blows up on you though, he apologizes immediately. you know he loves you because he absolutely hates admitting he was wrong.
— QUIZZES (how much do they remember about you?)
everything. every detail, every like, every dislike, your favorite color, your favorite flower, your blood type, your fears, hopes, and dreams. this man remembers EVERYTHING about you. at least fifty percent of his brain is an archive of facts about you.
— REMEMBER (what is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
the first time you told him you loved him. it was the first time anyone told him they loved him, and you made him feel like he was ben again. he used to be so scared of being that boy he tried so hard to kill, but you held that part of him so tenderly, that he knew he'd be an absolute fool to try to push that away.
— SECURITY (how protective are they of you?)
kylo protects you with his own life and would kill thousands for you, despite your disdain for unnecessary violence. you are the most important thing to him, and he would have to be dead before he let anything happen to you.
— TRY (how much effort do they put into dates/special occasions?)
kylo ren has an ungodly amount of rizz and i stand by that. this man buys you your favorite flowers, he sets up candlelit dinners, he watches the sunset with you, he makes you personalized playlists like every other fuckboy except he doesn't send it to seven other women. whether you're his empress yet or not, he treats you like royalty. @enviedear and i also have a hc that kylo is the type of guy to pick out your nail polish color for you, and then buy a tie to wear that matches.
"you'd look so heavenly in this shade of red, my star."
— UGLY (what is a bad habit of theirs?)
kylo has an awful temper and is prone to outbursts. he tries SO hard to not have a temper with you, but everyone makes mistakes. he always apologizes to you though. i also hc that kylo is a nail biter, idk it just makes sense ?? that man is a caged animal and emotionally damaged, he definitely has anxiety.
— VANITY (how insecure are they? what are they insecure about?)
our poor babygirl is sooo insecure about everything, no matter how much you tell him how beautiful he is. your loving words of affirmation always make him feel a little better though.
— WHOLE (would they feel incomplete without you?)
without you, kylo would return to the broken, shell of a man he was before you. if he somehow lost you, hundreds of innocent lives would be lost due to the rampage he'd go on.
— XTRA (a random headcanon about them)
another hc that liv and i came up with was kylo's and ben's music taste. kylo listens to typical male manipulator music like radiohead, the smiths, and deftones with some angrier shit like slipknot and korn. ben is a different breed of male manipulator that listens to the weeknd and pulls up blasting solo by future. we also hc that both cry alone to lana del rey.
— YUCK (what are some things they dislike?)
anything and everything that isn't you. his least favorite thing though, is when he can hear people's rude or impure thoughts about you. he hasn't told you this, but he's killed at least fifteen people for doing just that.
"personally, i think fifteen isn't enough."
— ZZZZ (what are their sleeping habits like?)
for the first few months of your relationship, he did not sleep around you. you were convinced he didn't sleep... like ever. after he became more vulnerable with you though, he would. you love how peaceful he looks when he sleeps. i also hc that sometimes he gets terrible, vivid nightmares that he wakes up crying from :(
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the-ace-reader · 2 years
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In the vein of “Do the butts match?!?!” I present to you my meager offering for the Batman/Justice League fandom:
🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇
My friend, currently into DC - *texts me this image*
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Me, not in the DC fandom, but knows enough through her and this hellsite (affectionate) to have some fun - Our Universe: Billionaire Bruce Wayne is secretly BatmanTM, the broody vigilante of nightmares. The Universe Pictured: Playboy Brucie Wayne is out and proud DRAGMAN, the superhero of your dreams! Yes you, cutie!~ ;)
Friend, currently on a fanfiction binge - Lol 😂 Oh my god now I really want a drag Queen Bruce fic I also want him to still be Batman. The juxtaposition of him as a sassy drag Queen a dumb playboy billionaire and a brooding vigilante is hilarious.
Me, a wannabe writer with a chaotic streak a mile wide, far too much creativity, and no one physically present to stop me - Okay but his drag Queen getup absolutely HAS to be based on Batman. He'll claim he just has a crush on the hero and “always liked the bad boys 😘” and everyone either thinks it's true or that he's mocking Batman.
And if anyone even thinks to voice “maybe..... Bruce Wayne... is Batman?” The IMMEDIATE response would be eye rolls and incredulity and “are you for fucking real? Brucie Wayne fucking DRAGS Batman. Literally and figuratively. There is 0 resemblance and NO way emo Bat Boy could possibly stomach all that glitter. Batman wouldn't be caught DEAD in glitter!”
Meanwhile, Bruce is sitting there in full Batman mode, saying nothing because otherwise he'd be cackling, texting Alfred (because of course Alfred makes his outfits, who else has that sharp fashion sense? If Bruce brings the drama, Alfred brings the Queen 👑) to ask him to make DRAGMAN's next outfit with 100000000000% more glitter, sequins, and sparkles out of spite because exCUSE you members of the JL?! He looks FABULOUS in glitter, thank you very much, and he damn well knows it!
The next time the JL sees DRAGMAN on TV in his new disco ball outfit that he still somehow rocks, the unfortunate team member that suggested that Bruce Wayne might be Batman is laughed out of the room.
Weeks later, Bruce is “caught” by that same member without his mask on. They both look at each other for a second, the member in shock and Bruce in absolute amusement, before Bruce puts on the Batman mask and says in DRAGMAN's signature cutesy, bubbly voice “no one will ever believe you” and walks away.
The member doesn't even try to say anything. Because they know that he is 100% right.
The JL member unfortunate enough for this to happen to?
It's Plastic Man.
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Thank you to @crookedlynerdywriter for being as insane as I am and allowing my chaos to flourish! 😂
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k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl · 4 months
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im just going to put a little rant about my personal life here, not really expecting anyone to read but this is like therapy i guess lol. this is about a recent ex and i need to vent but i have no one that isnt neutral in this so here ya go tumblr
I recently broke up with a partner after we met in person for the first time and I've been telling everyone that it was a mutual decision and that we just weren't compatible and all that but honestly i need to fucking rant about it because it really fucking wasn't tbh. She was my first ever relationship and i was still pretty early in my transition (pre hormones) when we started dating long distance, i was obviously super fucking happy and it was pretty good for a while, we didn't talk as much as i would have liked and she wasn't super affectionate but it was fine, she introduced me to being poly and ill always be thankful for that. We met up in person this year, polycule met up. she was staying in her other partners room and i in my other partners room, i was rotating sleeping in each room so i got to spend that time evenly with both of them. after like 3 nights i was with her and her partner in bed going to sleep when her partner couldnt sleep because of a loud cricket and it being fairly warm, (me being aussie didnt really mind,) she had this little rant about not being able to sleep and it felt fairly targeted at me and then suddenly i was being "asked" to leave so she could sleep. in the middle of the night, i was completely naked except for my panties and i couldnt just go to the couch because we had a persons mum staying out there (unrelated) so i was suddenly kicked out of sleeping with my partner by her partner with 0 defence or even a goodbye, i seriously considered sleeping in the bath or on the floor i was so hurt but i snuck into my other partners room, waking them both up and feeling even worse for it. After this incident i was too scared to try and sleep in with my ex again because that room was no longer a safe and shared space if i could just be kicked out in the middle of the night mostly naked. Not once did my ex offer an alternative arrangement or a way we could share a night together to help.
Following on from this my ex and her partner were hanging out a lot, i wasn't confident driving in america just yet (and obviously didn't have my own car) so i couldn't really spontaneously do things with her the way she seemed to love doing with her partner. i didn't get too disheartened by this because obviously we could just plan stuff in advanced...well i tried, multiple times, i asked if we could go on dates and she just never got back to me (i was very anxious so pushing on this was hard and probably didn't help but still, i shouldn't have to do all the fucking effort) I had multiple talks with her about how i felt like we didn't have a shared space to hang in and we should plan some stuff to do together because of it, she seemed to agree each time and then again nothing changed. I was getting real self conscious and afraid, did she just not love me after meeting in person? did i do something? did something happen that i don't know about? but she said nothing like that happened and she was just tired from traveling and needed a lot of time to herself (btw she always would take this "self" time in her partners bedroom.....the one i had been kicked out of previously...) honestly this went on for longer than it should of, one of the big red flags looking back was when i had a big talk with her about i want to hang out with her more, even if its just in the same room doing different things, i wanted to just be near her even if we weren't doing anything ya know. the literal next day after this talk i asked her if i could come hang out (in the bedroom) with her. she replied with a no....the day after this talk and it fucking devastated me. i felt so rejected and hurt, like how could she just say no like that when i just told her how hurt i am that we don't do anything together.
a lot of other problems came up in that house during the trip that i wont really go into but as the weeks past she seemed to consistently choose her partner over me time after time, there would be days where we just wouldn't talk, i would try and look her way and get a "good morning" or anything but it just felt like nothing in return, honestly it felt like we weren't even friends let alone partners of over 2 years. and i admit, i withdrew from her fairly hard, i was scared and afraid and i couldn't deal with it anymore after trying and trying to fix it so i decided that id just let her "take the lead" on how she wanted the relationship to go hoping that this was just a phase and she was just nervous....nothing changed.
Because of us lacking a shared space we rarely got to have any intimate moments (not even talking about sex, im talking cuddling to sleep or waking up together, basic shit) and i just assumed she was like that because we had talked about her being on the ace spectrum and all that, but then her partner would keep bringing up cute or sexy things they had done together....mainly dumb stuff and fooling around together, cute relationship stuff that i was getting none of, nothing at all, barely even kisses. One night we were pretty high and one of these situations came up and they were laughing and being embarrassed about it and just talking as if it was normal and something they do all the time, i had to hide in the bathroom and cry it upset me so much, up until this point i didnt know this was happening, she had said she didnt want to do this stuff at all and shes just doing it with her other partner? again was i not good enough? did i do something wrong? did she not love me?
This stuff kept happening, i felt like a secondary partner, only there when she wasnt able to be with her main, and even then barely at all. she denied it and said everyone was equal, that was always my understanding but nothing fucking changed again. nothing.
They would barely talk to us, we would often be out and they would just suddenly have decided they were gonna go for coffee somewhere and leave, no invite no discussing it with the group fucking nothing over and over. they would often smoke at night to relax and i was never invited out with them, never. they claimed it was an "open invite" just like the bedroom i had been actively removed from, but they would do it without saying thats what they doing, or they would sit on a chair outside only built for 2 people, making joining hard and uncomfortable.
I spent a lot of my nights crying, my other partner trying to comfort me without getting to involved, i had no idea what i was doing, i couldnt recognise that i needed to end the relationship and they didnt want to push that, it wasnt their place. they felt robbed of time with me because i had to spend so much energy fighting this fight and i was exhausted, i felt so unwanted and unloved.
Honestly im fucking furious, at every fucking corner she said she loved me and wanted to fix things and nothing ever fucking changed. we still share a friend group and i cant just fucking talk shit about her because then id feel like a cunt, i dont want to be that person but im soooo angry and upset, over two years together and it meant nothing, i dont care what she says about the memories, it certainly doesnt feel like she enjoyed my company or my fucking time. FUCK. Ive barely mentioned everything that happened, a 3 month trip is too much to vent out in a single post and this is already way bigger than i expected, i just needed to get it out that no im not fucking ok. i cant tell her because whats the fucking point now, and her partner would probably hate me for this rant anyway so fuck that, although idk how much i give a shit anymore, a lot of those nights were miserable and i can pinpoint the blame to both of them and it makes me so so angry and sad that i have to vent to myself on tumblr like this.
guess my first relationship ending poorly wasnt unexpected lol.
If anyone actually read all of this wow im impressed, idk why but good job lol. idk what else to say tbh. fuck i guess
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ayotamacheck · 4 months
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Theo, Pablo, Raf and Kenny with an asexual farmer? Also, same group with a sick farmer? So happy you're taking requests again!! 🩷
sorry some of these are a little short!! wanted to get all of it in and it was quite a lot to write haha. hope you enjoy!!
i actually talked about pablo, rafael, and kenny here but ill add more cuz it's been a while😌
post under the cut :)
Asexual Farmer
Theo
okso i headcanon lily as being asexual right orr at least somewhat aspec. and if that is the case then theo already sort of understands it even before you tell him
literally nothing changes!! the relationship is the exact same LMAO. he's the most chivalrous guy around–of course nothing is going to change. he still serenades you and takes you out on his boat and loves you like nothing else in the world.
Pablo
“what's that”
KIDDING but yeah he's pretty unfamiliar with it. he's a little confused at first but he's totally respectful about it–maybe the two of you sit down and he asks a few questions so that he can make sure that he understands
when he does understand, you're a little worried that he will have some sort of problem with it. pablo is known for being a romantic, after all, and he's not exactly shy about intimacy. but you'd be wrong! he doesn't have a problem with it at all. maybe it's an adjustment to his mindset at first, but at the end of the day he treats it the same as he would treat any other boundary. if you tell him that you're not interested, then he won't ever even dream of pushing
if anything, he's a little concerned if he's ever overstepprd by accident. he's definitely relieved if you tell him he hasn't
besides, he loves you for more than your body. sure he thinks you're attractive–i mean, he literally introduces himself alongside calling you cute. but as he's gotten to know you, he loves so much more than that. he loves your mind and your sense of humor and your wit–he loves the smile on your face when you tell him about something you like, he loves the sound of your voice. you're one of the best things to ever happen to him. why would it matter to him if sex is off the table, so long as he gets to keep you in his life?
Rafael
literally as soon as you tell him he just pulls you into a hug like “thank you for trusting me enough to tell me”
he's a little emotional about you trusting to tell him, and he asks a few questions just to make sure he understands everything alright. he's totally fine with it when you get into a relationship, though! he would never dream of initiating anything sexual without explicit interest on both sides, anyway, and he has no interest in pushing you into anything you're not comfortable with. i mean, this guy probably takes ages to even get comfortable /hugging/ you without having to triple check that you're cool with it–he’s not gonna have a problem here lol
he's much happier just laying in bed reading together anyway
overall relationship is the same, just as sweet as ever <3
Kenny
he could not care less!!
to be clear, he's totally respectful of your preferences and your boundaries. if you aren't into sex, then that's fine by him. he's attracted to you for more than that–he loves being around you, he loves talking to you, he loves surprising each other with gifts or spending afternoons tending the animals together or dining by the lake. he wouldn't ever even dream about pressuring you into sleeping together anyway, so if you tell him that you're asexual, that won't change anything.
to be honest, i also headcanon kenny as ace or at least aspec, so to a degree he also just understands how you feel!
really, nothing will change in how you guys are. the only difference is that now he knows. he still just as sweet and affectionate as ever :)
Sick Farmer
Theo
theo gives me the vibes of someone who would have some weird family remedy for every sickness that he swears by even if it's the strangest thing. so he's definitely going to show up at your house like “listen farmer i know this sounds crazy but i swear it works–”
nine times out of ten it does not work
but it's the thought that counts <3
he isn't afraid of getting sick since he's got a rock solid immune system, so he's definitely coming over to spend time with you. he makes you fresh food, he cuddles with you, the whole nine yards.
PLUS he'll serenade you. 100% he's serenading you. who needs spotify, you've got this guy hanging around your house willing to play you whatever you want at a moment’s notice
he's the kind of guy that's gonna get nervous every time you cough too hard though, so you better believe he's keeping you medicine stocked and probably crashing at your place at least a few nights out of the time you're sick. you've gotta chase him out with a broom to get him to stop worrying about you
Pablo
ok as ive said before pablo is the best at taking care of loved ones when he's sick
he's had tons of practice being an older brother, after all! especially because he is the one who gets other people sick 99% of the time since he refuses to rest or stop his daily activities when he's sick lol
he will definitely insist that /you/ rest, though. he'll get rafael to cover the shop for him and he'll come over to spend the day at the farm with you. he's kind of clueless at agriculture but yk he'll do his best to get some chores done for you so that you aren't stressing. he will pretty much force you to stay in bed or at least off your feet, so if he has to gather some vegetables or feed a few animals to get you to relax then he'll do it
he cannot cook to save his life so unfortunately you're just getting microwaveable chicken soup, but it's the thought that counts
he has no fear of getting sick so he'll probably insist on spending the day cuddling and watching reruns of your favorite shows
he's definitely catching whatever you have though, and you're gonna have to return the favor to him in a week lmao
Rafael
he's very good at recognizing when people are sick–he lives with pablo after all, and pablo is the king of denial when he's sick–so he probably notices you're coming down with something before you do.
he's straight to mother hen mode. bedrest and blankets, checking your temperature, making you homemade soup–the whole nine yards. he'll get pablo to run the shop for a little while so that he can come down and hang out with you. he'll show up with an armful of his favorite old horror movies to show you, plus a few books the two of you can read. being as introverted as he is he's perfectly content to come up with stuff that the two of you can do without putting any strain on you.
he gives me the vibes of someone who is very good when it comes to sick food. he's always got something warm waiting for you when you get hungry! soup or cookies or whatever. and if you're like stomach sick then he's more than happy to buy you all the crackers and ginger ale you could eat
he's also perfectly happy to let you sleep, whether that means going out to run errands for you or just getting housework done for you
he'll probably cave and let you cuddle with him, even if he really doesn't want to get sick lol. if he does catch it, he's a good sport about it though
Kenny
ok he's both the best and also the worst when you're sick
he's bummed for you because he knows how much /he/ hates being sick–it takes him away from everything that he enjoys and makes him miserable every time. he's also bummed that he has no company for his time outside every day
so while he does feel sorry for you, he does /not/ want to risk catching whatever you've got. and you don't want to give it to him, considering how miserable he gets whenever he has so much as a cold. suffice to say no sick cuddles with him lol
he'll definitely come by the farm every day and handle your chores. this guy grew up on a ranch; how different can farming be? your animals are definitely getting spoiled by him for as long as you're sick, and even a little after, though that's nothing new. he also handles all of the planting, the harvesting, the watering, the shipping–whatever you need done! you crack your window and chat with him while he works. he definitely won't let you come out to help, but he's happy to talk and keep you company even if it's from outside
he'll also bring you food :) and probably other little treats too, because he feels bad not being able to be affectionate with you
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wandaszn · 2 years
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Long Way Home
Hi everyone! This is my first delve into writing so I hope you can bear a bit of novice and mediocrity! This is just a small (read: it was small but I got carried away lol) shot based on this incredibly cute video of Lizzie. Just a few tweaks, such as the song being changed to Long Way Home by 5SOS and it being a Wanda x Reader instead. Also we're gonna pretend that Westview never happened and WandaVision doesn't exist *mwah*
Please leave any feedback at all I'd really appreciate it! Hope you enjoy!
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Summary: On the way home from a quick grocery trip, Y/N turns left instead of right.
Warnings: Just a fluffy little one-shot. Slight(!) angst. Mentions of intimate moments but nothing major.
Here's the song in case you haven't heard it!
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While it's tradition for shotgun to have control over the music, Wanda was obsessed with your playlist curating skills. You had made her countless playlists for day-to-day activities whether it be cooking, cleaning, working out or showering. Her absolute favorite, however, had to be the one for car rides as it had a mixture of both your favorite tunes. After countless trips together, you had learned the order by heart so you knew exactly what song was next. An idea sparked in your head as the light changed and you quickly switched your turn signal, deciding that an impromptu adventure couldn't hurt after a quick grocery trip.
"Y/NN, where are we going?" asked Wanda, curious as to why you missed your turn.
You say nothing, turning the volume up slightly and drumming against the steering wheel as the song's intro fills the car. You glance at her quickly, a small mischievous smile directed at her as you sing along. "We're taking the long way hoooome!"
She furrows her brows while donning a sweet smile and shakes her head affectionately, leaning her head against her palm, arm propped on the center console and watching your mini-concert, as the sun sets behind you.
Remember all the memories
The fireflies and make believes
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Memories of your first date fill Wanda's mind vividly, as if she were reliving it all over again. After running into eachother, literally, at the local farmer's market, it seemed like you could not stop meeting. You know when you see someone but pay no extra attention to their detail, but when you meet them, they're upgraded from background extra to recurring character? The mall, the gym, the park and now, your favorite coffee shop. It felt as if the universe kept pulling you towards the witch. Your yearning only grew stronger as time passed and you found courage to sit across from her at the table while you waited for your order.
She was startled at first and wondered why this kind stranger kept popping up into her life, though she wasn't complaining. You started an easy conversation, joking about fate bringing you both together constantly with no follow-up. While Wanda was hesitant, there's an easy-going air around you that helped the tension in her shoulders dissipate the more you talked to her. The clock behind Wanda told you it was getting dangerously close to you being late to work and you cleared your throat trying to muster up some courage. Taking a leap, you expressed your interest in seeing her again, which made her cheeks flush the cutest pink. Hesitantly, she agreed and gave you her number to set it up.
It took 3 weeks worth of texts, phone calls and canceled plans before your schedules had opened up for a date night. A cool Friday night found the both of you laying on a blanket sharing stories and getting to know each other better. The calm breeze and the ambience of the park allowed the conversation to take a more somber turn as Wanda opened up to you. She had never confided in anyone so quickly before you and felt incredibly vulnerable revealing her past.
She'd revealed her upbringing, her life until she became an avenger and the loss of her brother. Wanda had always been afraid of how people would react to her powers and how she'd previously used them. To her surprise, you didn't recoil like she expected, instead opting to grab her hand and give it a reassuring squeeze. "You're not your past, Wands. People are allowed to grow and change. I would never judge you for how you coped." She was only able to give you a watery smile in return, subtly dabbing at her misty eyes.
Sensing her need to change the topic, you begin rambling about the latest episode of your favorite show. Wanda hadn't heard of the show or anything about it, confessing she'd always preferred her box set of old sitcoms to keep her entertained. When you put your hand to your chest and groaned, she sat up, face creased in concern.
She immediately grasped your face in her hands, "What's wrong? Are you okay?", her voiced laced with worry. "I can't believe you've never watched it! That's the best show ever made!" A small slap on your chest let you know she did not appreciate your little drama act at all. She rolled her eyes and looked up at the clear sky, zoning out a little as she reminisced.
"When I was little, my father created the Maximoff family TV night and I always picked The Dick van Dyke Show. It's my comfort show, you know? On the hard days I just curl up on the couch and watch few episodes and I feel alot better. It reminds me of my family." she shyly admitted. By this time you'd sat up and were gazing at her softly. Reaching to tuck her raven hair behind her ear, your hand traces down to cup her jaw.
"I understand how you feel completely. How about we make a deal?" you look at her with hopeful eyes. She quirks her brow, tilting her head slightly, leaning more into your warm palm. "How about we have a TV night for our next date? We watch some episodes of my show, some episodes of your show and get to see just what keeps us both so hooked, huh?" you smile and she mirrors it.
"Planning for a second date in the middle of the first? Someone's confident..." she smirks. You reach your free hand to the other side of her face as you lean in closer. "I just know what I want," you whisper as you caress her rose-tinted cheeks. "What else do you want?" her question almost sounds like a dare as her eyes flicker to your lips as you lick them.
"I wanna kiss you but I think I should hold out till that second date happens," you joke while slowly pulling away. She grabs the front of your shirt before you move too far, pulling you back in and kissing you softly. Your lips move lazily as you both melt into the embrace. When you part, you rest your forehead against hers.
"Keep kissing me like that and I'll start planning the fifth date," you joke quietly. She giggles and pulls you forward once more. The scattered fireflies provided a calming aura as the night winded down.
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"I wanna get lost and drive forever with you!" you sing enthusiastically, glancing at your girlfriend while holding your invisible microphone. Her affectionate gaze filling your chest with warmth that spurs on your performance. The buildings slowly start to disappear as you drive further into the desert area of your town. Pink, purple and orange paint the sky and you slow down slightly, trying to prolong this moment with your love.
Now we're stuck in the middle of nowhere
Yeah you know we took our time to get there
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Wanda's eyes glaze over once more as the lyrics transport her back to a more difficult time in your relationship. A few months after making it official, a slight panic had overcome her. The morning after a night of intimacy, you had slept over at the Avenger's compound and woken earlier than Wanda. So naturally, you decided to make her breakfast. She had returned from a mission that had drained her both mentally and physically and you wanted to take care of her.
The feel of cold sheets roused her from her slumber and she sat up, looking around the room for any sign of you. There was a faintly delicious smell that had an almost magnetic pull because before her brain had even fully awoken, she was following her nose. When she walked into kitchen, her breath hitched. The view of you standing at the stove, spatula in hand, vigilantly watching the eggs in the pan. As you moved around the scrambled eggs making sure it cooked evenly, you lightly hummed a tune.
This all felt overwhelmingly domestic to Wanda. Before you, she had never had someone this close in her life that wasn't family. It felt wrong having such a peaceful presence in a building that could be attacked at any moment. The sun peeked through the kitchen window, shining perfectly onto the side of your face while you were oblivious to her stare. As pleasant as the scene before her was, she felt nothing but dread. She didn't deserve such serenity and happiness. Regardless of her redemption arc, after all the horror she had caused she was overcome with guilt at being shown this affection and kindness. The way you had welcomed her into your life so openly, even after knowing her past and the dangers of her job, made her feel so loved and she didn't deserve it.
"What are you doing?" she asked harshly, voice coming out slight hoarse from lack of use. Or considering events from last night, overuse. You jump slightly, not expecting any noise to cut into the calm silence. Turning your head, you smile. "Hey, goodmorning sleeping beauty. I'm making a good old fashion eggs and bacon." You strike a silly pose with the utensil, trying to get a laugh out of her. "Alot of this stuff is brand spanking new. I know Stark is loaded but sheesh do you guys never cook?" you lightly jested.
At her hardened expression, you slowly lowered the spatula. "You okay? I hope I'm not overstepping I just thought we could use some fuel after last night." You wiggle your eyebrows playfully, hoping this attempt could atleast garner a smile. Your expression falls as she remains unmoved and you quickly turn off the stove and walk closer to her. You reach for her hand but she quickly moves it and folds her arms instead.
The hurt on your face is subtle but she notices it and feels a little bad but her insecurities are louder so she takes a step back. "I think you should leave." She forces out. You blink in surprise. "What? I'm sorry for touching your stuff, I thought you'd be okay with it. I made extra for the team too," you tried, rubbing your neck nervously you plead to her with your eyes. "I said leave! I don't want you here anymore!" she voice boomed around the silent kitchen. The only other sound being the eggs softly sizzling in the pan.
At her tone you flinched back, eyes widening in shock. She felt the fear rolling off you in waves, your head swimming with your own insecurities. She had been waiting on the day you came to your senses and saw her for who she really was deep down. A monster. A ticking time bomb. A biological weapon. Normally you would go to her and try to calm her down, but the way she had closed in on herself and the tiny bit of red flecks you could see in her irises, you knew this would not be on of those times. Sighing softly, you take one last look at her before you head to her room to collect your things. Trying not to upset her any further, you moved quickly, peeking into the kitchen once more just to ensure you'd turned off the stove and you headed to the elevator.
Meanwhile Wanda was crying and trying to convince herself that she had done what was best for the both of you. Her romantic track record was anything but solid. Having lost every single person that was important to her, she hadn't quite overcome the voice in her head saying she wasn't worthy of love or anything resembling it.
After two weeks of no contact, the redhead ignoring your attempts to talk to her and not running into eachother like you used to, you took matters into your own hands. It hadn't taken you long to realize what Wanda might have been thinking, recalling the many times you gladly reassured her that she is more than deserving of happiness. It broke your heart to know the woman you had been falling in love with was suffering this turmoil alone.
You called Natasha, the Russian assassin had become one of your closest friends after Wanda introduced you to the rest of the team. She revealed that whilst they hadn't been called on any missions, the witch was holed up in her room, only coming out to eat and attend meetings. This had only solidified your suspicions and you knew you had to fight for her. Even if Wanda herself was the biggest obstacle. You showed up at the compound, determined to win back your beloved, access easily granted thanks to your quick closeness to the team. Three shy but precise knocks echoed through Wanda's quarters.
"FRIDAY, who is it?" she asked tiredly. "It is Y/N, Ms. Maximoff." the omnipresent voice replied. It was as if Wanda had had the wind knocked out of her. She immediately went to stand in front of the door but it remained closed. You knocked again, softer this time, as if you knew she was right there. "Wands, baby? Can you open up please? I need you." you asked desperately. Your thoughts floated under the crack of the door, yelling your desire to be with her and your guilt for leaving in the first place. Her hand came to rest on the handle, gripping it tightly. "Come on angel, I miss you. Please let me in." came your pleading whisper. That was all it took for the door to slowly open, tear-filled emerald eyes staring into you.
"Y/N?" came her small voice. Without another word you pushed through the door and embraced her. Her smaller frame wracked with sobs and collapsed against you as strong arms tightly wrapped around her. "I-I'm so sorry..." she repeated between her cries. You did nothing but hold her till her crying subsided. After she calmed down you closed the door and lead her to her couch. Sitting closely, hands clasped together, you maintain strong eye contact as you choose your next words carefully. It's easy to see Wanda is nervous, if the way she played with your fingers was anything to go by.
"You don't get to do that." You say sternly. Before she starts apologizing again, you continue, "You don't get to make me fall in love with you and then decide to avoid me for weeks." Her eyes widened at your admission, which made you roll your eyes. "Now you have the audacity to be shocked? Woman you crashed into my life - literally - and I have yet to successfully imagine living without you. I love you so much and I'm so sorry that my feelings for you weren't louder than those thoughts in your head." Tears fell from your eyes as you tried to convey just how sincere your words were.
"Hell, read my mind if that'll truly convince you but please, baby, never push me away like that again. It physically hurt me to be away from you for so long." Your grip on her hands tightened slightly as you practically begged her. The pure pain and love she saw shining in your eyes made her crumble and she, in turn, grabbed your face and kissed you with all the love she had been harboring since you were apart. Pulling away, with neither of you ready to open your eyes she whispered, "I will never hurt you as long as I live. I love you so much, Y/N."
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As a stop sign came into view, Wanda barely had time to notice you turning to her as you stole a chaste kiss while the bridge of the song began.
"Kissing at the stop signs, darling!" you laughed at her stunned face as you pulled off, continuing your impromptu adventure. Before she could properly register what had just happened, the car came to another stop as you parked at a lookout point of the city. By this time, the sun had already set and being a ways away from all the light pollution, the stars were bright and beautiful. The chorus repeated once more as the song ended, the two of you just sat enjoying eachother's company.
"What made you bring us up here?" She wondered quietly, playing with the fingers of your hand in her lap. Your head lolled to the side, away from your previous view of the stars, to look at something much brighter and prettier than any star in the galaxy. "Just thought we could use a little break from our regular routine. Felt like it was getting a bit robotic, don't you?" Came your reply with a shrug.
"Only three years in and you're getting bored with me, huh?" She teased but you could see the thinly veiled insecurity in her words. You raise her hand and kiss her knuckles in reassurance. "As if, you're stuck with me forever in this universe and the next so strap in." As her eyes lit up, you cut her off before she could open her mouth. "NOT what I meant!" Instantly bursting her bubble, you smiled and she pouted and huffed," You're no fun."
"Like you'd know what to do anyway, pillow princess." You jested, holding your breath to see her reaction. Just as you hoped, red eyes snapped towards you, "Excuse me? Pillow princess? Oh you're gonna wish you never said that. Turn this car around and take me home." It was a rare occasion, Wanda being on top, but when it happened she utilized her work persona as the Scarlet Witch after realizing the effect it had on you and your body. Her authoritative voice filled the car as you hadn't yet moved from staring at her. "Now, Y/N."
After snapping out of your daze you made a hasty (and probably illegal) u-turn. It had been a great idea at first but seeing how far you had driven and how long it'd take for you to be home wrapped up in be with your girlfriend, you cursed your original adventure. Fuck it. Speed limit be damned. They wouldn't give an Avenger a ticket.
Right?
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So there you have it guys! Truth be told I started this back in June and lost and found the inspiration to finish it so many times. Please forgive any mistakes, I've been trying to get this outta my drafts for weeks lmao. I wrote this in the way I know I'd wanna read it so I really hope you enjoy it. Any feedback is welcome whether it be good, bad or even just a like I'd really appreciate it! I have a few other ideas and I hope it won't take me 3 months to finish the next thing lmao. Much love!
sn: how fucking cute is lizzie in that vid
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trucknoisettes · 4 months
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oooh controversial opinion rick hurt prime more than prime ever hurt him and took way more from him and rick never once realized just how much he really had(s) in his life, let's hear your official agree or disagree!!!
Ooooo 👀 ok I wasn't gonna answer any more of these BUT this is irresistible to me because 1. the framework annoys me, and 2. It looks normal in my inbox but turns into a cute little POEM when I click to answer and I wanna see if it looks like that when I post it?? So...
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UNPOPULAR OPINION RATING: UNDERSTANDABLE BUT SLIGHTLY CARCERAL WOOBIE SHIT. BUT ALSO A BIT CORRECT. IN A WAY.
The idea that there's any merit as telly watchers in ranking complex damage and loss across two different characters LIFETIMES is silly, as is the idea that either of these fools (affectionate) are solely motivated by something that happened decades ago - the show is VERY conscientious about maintaining focus on present day choices, NOT history and circumstance. It's a "🤨 So what are you gonna do now?" kinda show, not a "🥺 Who hurt you?" type one, and the fun is in the characters fucking this up pretty much consistently, across the board lol. We want them to move forward, but they only ever look back.
And although the fact we know basically nothing about Prime does kinda make it seem like whatever happened back then was the only thing that ever happened to him (and why he lives his life completely alone which, according to the shows ethos, is pretty much the worst fate you can get) it very likely wasn't, unless we hear different due to idk time travel shenanigans or something. Which IS a distinct possibility, I'll give u that actually - it would be kinda in keeping with the way the show addresses ideas of growth and agency (see that video game in Bethic Twinstinct where the two guys have to find each other and fight before they forget what they were mad about for example lol). Basically what I'm saying is no matter how much Rick fucked him up, he had options, and he coulda chose to repair his life instead of lonely obsession with proving his superiority. (unless he didnt because time loop or something, but that's not come up YET so I'm ignoring it lol)
Plus like at the end of the day, if we decide one or other of them has hurt the other objectively more then what are we gonna do about it? Demand he gets punished? Put in cartoon jail? Perhaps beaten to a bloody pulp? Ah... wait.
Cos that's the point isn't it. Even though WE know it's bananas to be pinning everything that's wrong in his life on one single event done by one single person... Rick doesn't. Because he's desperate! And in denial! He NEEDS IT to be true that Prime is to blame for everything, and that killing him will fix everything. He got read for absolute filth at the end of S5 and literally never recovered lol. But the show wants you to know that he's not justified in this - thats WHY Primes death was so difficult to watch, AND why he's clearly not straightforwardly villianous (see: him not hurting Hermit Jerry til he attacked first, him not harming either Morty, and of course his genuinely funny antics that cant help but make you like him lol).
Nevertheless... Rick DOES beat him to death. But he only manages it because he's got something to fight to protect now, aka his relationships with his "found" family. Which is NOT something Prime has and is, in a narrative sense, exactly why he loses. And honestly, we don't really know yet if Rick knows that's the true difference between them because he is locked in on the idea that him and Prime were inherently different before they ever met. But...
"Well, on earth it's considered inferior to be typical so... we're all very special and different. But we definitely do all like spaghetti!" - Morty (That's Amorte)
The show is CLEARLY setting up to prove him wrong. Which is gonna be a lot of fun >:)
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mindflamer · 2 years
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byler proof that makes me 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
(translation: i love all the byler proof but will admit some could be explained other ways or be accidental. these ones leave me reeling bc i can’t fathom any other explanation.)
they are always next to each other EVEN IN SCENES WITH EL
a huge landmark in the town that is referenced repeatedly is LOVERS LAKE and it’s in the shape of a heart. there are many relationships in the show but so far it’s not centered around love or any specific pairing. if byler is endgame though, that would make them THE main pairing and the main theme of the show.
will & mike are repeatedly shown to have a different & more intimate relationship than any of the other party members. mike frequently has personal scenes with will alone which other party members don’t.
MIKE IS ALWAYS THE ONE TO SAVE HIM FROM THE UPSIDE DOWN VISIONS
double date at the movies and they’re literally all blushing. for what reason????
MIKE WEARING SUNGLASSES WHEN HE WAS JUST ON A PLANE?? THEN WEARING GLASSES AGAIN AT THE PIZZA SHOP? why can’t you look your gf in the eyes michael
mike’s stupid (/affectionate) little plane/roller rink outfit that argyle calls a shitty knockoff. why put him in an outfit that’s nothing like what he wears and then add in a line like that unless you’re trying to signal he’s faking something.
painting airport jealousy > painting elation > painting “oh it’s from my gf not will? 😐” > painting “i needed my best friend’s feelings disguised as my girlfriend’s to tell her i love her”
the hearts in their eyes during the van scene. literal hearts. you’re kidding.
m!leven love confession did not save the day. el barely even talks to him after.
m!leven love confession filled with lies & completely unromantic despite the fact that they know how to make beautiful romantic moments. they didn’t even get a montage lol.
s4 was the big loss season so s5 will be triumphant again. will had to “lose” mike to fit with the tone of this season. why build up unrequited feelings for FIVEEEEE SEASONSSSS.
el saying will has been acting strange because he likes someone and mike rolls up acting weird as hell
OPEN EYES OPEN CLOSET
LITERALLY CAN’T EVER SAY ILY TO HIS GF WHILE FULLY PRESENT IN THE SAME ROOM
“can’t say ily” situation going on for two full seasons - why wouldn’t that be a one season arc
why the hell did el’s letter to mike have giant rainbows on it. why is he reading it sitting in front of a giant one way sign pointing to the closet.
the cinematography of byler scenes…the rain fight???? the light shining on will in the cabin???
m!elven breakup was played off as funny while byler breakup was the heartbreak of the century IN THE SAME EPISODE
murray’s comment about experimenting. why would they say that
rainbows everywhere rainbows in the background rainbows on drawings rainbow clothes rainbow sheets rainbows rainbows rainbows
BINDER FULL OF WILL’S DRAWINGS
“crazy together” meaning indicated not once but TWICE (“only love makes you that crazy, and that damn stupid”/“blank makes you crazy”)
final scene where they not only stand paired off with jancy and jopper (there’s no reason why they needed to stand so far apart in pairs of 2) AND EL GOES OFF ON HER OWN AND LITERALLY PICKS UP DEAD FLOWERS JUST LIKE THE ONES MIKE GAVE HER. HELLO?
the colors they put mike and will in just HAPPEN to correspond with the secret russian code? in a show that puts secret clues about everything into everything?
miscommunication trope TIMES TWO (painting & mike “not calling”)
interrupted trope TIMES IDK HOW MANY
pineapple pizza metaphor (literally FRUIT… he calls it BLASPHEMOUS… he denies it at first but eventually says it’s good) PLUS we are shown food as a gay metaphor AGAIN with vickie’s “peanut butter on peanut butter monstrosity”
will being in the background of every s4 m!leven moment
the music for will’s & mike’s confession just happen to fit perfectly together
the show is about freaks & nerds & outcasts, we know will is the main character & will play a big role in s5, what exactly is the angle of having your traumatized queer nerd MC end with being in love with his straight best friend. the show is literally about how it’s okay to be different!
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moonlight-tmd · 4 months
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LOL
Imagine if the jettwins 'abducted' (by leading him away from the rest of their teams lmao) bee? like, they'd try to convince bee to reconsider prowl as a spark mate, or to promise not to become boring and responsible. bee would be shocked then amused, then explain everything to the twins and that they have nothing to worry about.
also, what's Jazz and Prowl's reaction to this lmfao
Hah, yeah. They would totally pull him to the side when no one's looking and question him. It all depends on what continuity this is in.
I like my "Bee died and Prowl got depressed" headcanon for ProwlBee; original and continuation of it. Btw i added the tag #revival!prowlbee to every post related to it so you can find it easier on my blog.
I imagine Prowl was halfway into his recovery when the Elite Guard visited, he and Bee weren't dating yet. Sentinel got fuckin spooked by Bee and Optimus playing along. The jettwins literally almost trampled the poor bug in attempt to tackle-hug him. Jazz had to save him from them, he gave Bee a big hug and a ruffle on the helm before the twins snatched him away to welcome him back.
This was also the first time Jazz has seen Prowl smiling since the incident. It was truly a miracle. Jazz has heard Prowl's confession back when he was mourning Bee's death, he didn't say anything and let Prowl recover first, he knew something was gonna happen sooner or later.
Now the next time they visit is when Bee and Prowl are together, they've been officially dating for maybe 2 weeks now.
Jazz is hella proud of them. Things went down and they pushed thru it together, good for them. The jettwins however... yeah, their surprise is directed towards a different emotion. They see Bee and Prowl basically clinging to each other on the couch and they immediately know the threat of someone fun being in a relationship. So when everything is going smoothly and nobody's paying attention to the scout at the moment they snatch him and bring him behind the plant and interrogate him.
They didn't really see Prowl when their team visited after Bee's death, they only heard about how Prowl was doing from Jazz. Bee is kind of hurt when they suggest him reconsidering his relationship with Prowl but he brushes it off and tells them that nothing will change and they still will do pranks together. They had a group pinky-promise in the first place, and pinky-promises are not to be broken.
I don't think Bee would tattle on them like this to Prowl cuz he doesn't want Prowl feeling unworthy of being his sparkmate or something so he never mentions anything happening. There is however one thing that has occurred after that... the teasing.
The ungodly amount of romance teasing from the Jettwins. In private and in public. As i said in this post, they would recite the tree rhyme and tease him when they do pranks.
Jazz is a mix of amused and disappointed. Prowl is just amused and bashful, he loves hearing that Bee loves him and Bee's reactions are adorable. Bee is just full on embarrassed and hates it with passion. He doesn't hate everyone knowing he loves Prowl- he would shout it from the highest skyscraper if given a chance, he just hates the twins teasing him like this.
If we go the non-angsty ProwlBee route then;
Jazz would surely be surprised cuz he didn't expect Prowl to find a love interest in such outgoing and hyperactive fella like Bee. No offense, Jazz likes Bee- the little man is funny, has groove and enjoys some nice sax tunes with him. He's happy for them, opposites do attract after all, huh.
The Jettwins are a disaster like in the previous post. They are scared Bee will turn all mature and responsible and lose all his fun because if it so they snatch him and the interrogation happens.
Both Jazz and Prowl are amused by the little teasing shenanigans the twins and Bee have. They both know nothing bad will happen from it but it's still amusing to watch- Prowl might act more affectionate when the jettwins are around just to mess with them. Bee is both blessing and cursing Prowl for doing this. This feels good but he wants to have peace, damn it! Don't hype them up!
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mint-yooxgi · 2 years
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headcannons would be fun
Here's a few more!
Fully taking advantage of your situation by demanding many, many things from them to see how truly devoted they are to you
You: I want a cat
Them: Done.
You: I've always wanted (insert ridiculously extravagant thing here)
Them: Say less
Maybe one night you finally agree to watch a movie with them or something, maybe The Matrix, but they instantly regret it when all your thoughts are about how attractive certain characters are or something (Hi Keanu! Hiiii Ms. Carrie-Anne!)
This leads to some surprise on their part
Them: Wait, you're not straight?
You: If you thought I was straight, that's on you :)
Really, they should have clued in from all the times you've thought about fucking your favourite characters or celebrities around them lol
Their patience only goes so far though, and it's wearing thinner and thinner each day - of course, they would never dare force themselves upon you, but you do receive some lingering stares and perhaps even some affectionate actions from time to time, like gentle caresses of your face or lower back
They know you're still attracted to them, so they attempt to up their ante
Perhaps a few of them start to influence your dreams - it makes them smug when the next time you see them you're immediately thinking about the dream you've just had, averting your gaze so shyly
You know what they're doing; it doesn't take you long to catch on and start to avoid them, but it's a bit hard when they can literally appear from thin air right beside you
This next part is a bit... scandalous, but bear with me...
So remember how I mentioned teasing them by thinking of very pointed imagery in my last post... well, let's just say your desires become too much for you one night and you just have to relieve yourself in some form or other
The first time they overhear you masturbating, one of them nearly breaks down the door to your room
Were it not for the others holding him back, he would have already been in there with you, helping you in any and every way he can
Of course, it's what they all want to do, but some of them are better at controlling themselves than others
That leads to them all having to find each other and sit tensely in a room with one another when instances like that happen just to make sure none of them do anything they would come to regret
Also to make sure none of them casually 'observe' you from the shadows - your privacy has become their number one priority since the whole dinner fiasco
And since they've been oh so good to you since everything happened, combined with their upped antics to get you to like them better and the fact that they purposely insert themselves into your dreams, perhaps they do slowly start to wear you down
Perhaps one of them is making better progress than the others, or they have a deeper connection with you or something like that - maybe they are the one you are most attracted to, even if you don't want to admit it
Anyways, perhaps it's another night where you're relieving some stress and they're all sitting miserably in that circle of theirs, wanting nothing more than to join you, when something completely unexpected happens
Normally, their minds are filled with whatever fantasy you decide to come up with that night, usually a scenario with your favourite character or celebrity or something, but for a brief moment, the vision shifts
Suddenly, it's no longer the face of whoever it was you were having that fantasy about, but one of theirs
Immediately, it goes dead silent, the tension in the air thick enough to be cut with a chainsaw as your mind goes blank, and they're forced to sit there attempting to wrap their heads about what they just saw
None are as shocked as the one who's face you envisioned is, a smugness settling over him as the others all turn to glare in his direction
Truly, the icing on the cake comes when your thoughts return, hesitant, and bit hazy at first, the scenario you had just been imagining now continuing with the member you had just envisioned in mind
Cue a very smug and horny bastard who is practically snarling as he is the one now being held back by the others to prevent him from breaking down your door and making all your fantasies come to life
Yes, the others are jealous as hell, but this is also a very good sign
Progress. They're making progress.
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ketastore · 6 months
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poly flower and ruby and you
gender neutral, 2nd pov
headcanons
i love these two lesbians
- oh my god they love you SO MUCH!!
- these two girls love spending every damn minute of their time with you. they both have very creative hobbies and they would be so happy if you could join them!!
- ruby and flower are into cute and girly things. fashion, glitter, flowers... they love to look pretty and often do tiny makeovers for each other. you're not into such preppy stuff? too bad bro. get ready for HOURS of shopping, with ruby and flower putting you into cute outfits and rating how good they look on you. they love dolling you up
- flower definitely made you three AT LEAST a dozen of matching sweaters (each suited for a different occasion, duh!!)
- very very supportive and protective of you. they're your number one fans!!! they both have very unique ways of hyping you up too. ruby relies on small gestures that ease any nervousness or anxieties you might have, like holding your hand or gently reassuring you. flower on the other hand is very aggressive (in the best way possible ofc) she literally just grabs you by the shoulders, shakes you and yells how much she loves you and how you're the best, coolest, smartest, prettiest, etc hehehe
- also yes they stand ZERO hate against u. someone talking behind your back, bullying you or otherwise making your life miserable? your girlies have no mercy. either ruby beats them up or flower spreads some nasty career-ruining rumours about them
- these two love to gossip. nothing bad of course, that'd be below their level. but sometimes you are quite impressed by the amount of knowledge your GFs have on a random person you barely know lol... and of course they love to share all the recent tea with you >:) also don't worry if you have no idea what they're talking about, i don't know either!
- flower and ruby are very confident and don't feel any shame for whatever they do! be it how they present themselves, their hobbies, their style, their love for you, anything really! they're both quite loud, literally and metaphorically. if you don't have this attitude yet, they will definitely try and pass it onto you somehow. it's totally fine if you're more of a reserved person of course, they just don't want you to have any self doubt or low confidence :( you're literally the most amazing person in their eyes!
- they both flaunt you a lot in public. they love talking about you with others and always say the nicest of things. they're just so proud of you!! ruby and flower get so happy when all three of you go outside, holding hands and being all lovey dovey. they're like yes!!! everyone look at my awesome partners!!! they're the best!!!
- lots of PDA. nothing crazy or sappy, just some small kisses, hand holding, affectionate words... they won't do anything if you tell them to, of course (they would be SO sad if they ever made you uncomfortable! >_<) they just enjoy showing everyone how much you mean to them!!
- depends on whether or not you're a fan of physical contact in general, but after a long day of looking slay and pretty the girls just love to cuddle until they fall asleep. if you're up for it, they will totally invite you into their cuddle pile! it doesn't matter what position you prefer, it changes pretty much every night since none of you can sit still for too long
- because you guys sleep on one king sized bed, lots of shenanigans happen during the night. you might fall asleep sandwiched between the two, dozing off and feeling all nice and cozy... but then then you wake up hours later, cold and on the other side of the bed. flower is now sleeping on the floor (probably got kicked out) and ruby is hoarding all the blankets for herself. sometimes the roles switch though..
- ALSO, obviously, just one bed isn't always big enough for three people, that's why you guys sometimes make huge blanket forts that end in brutal pillow fights (flower usually wins, she's vicious)
- lots and i mean lots of gifts between you three. ruby and flower both like those simple homemade ones, as long as there's a good meaning behind them. and yes flower gives you sweaters all the time, what else did you expect?? ruby on the other hand likes giving you small trinkets that she's found :D
- overall your relationship is very cute and girly and spontaneous!! the girls have a lot of energy, so i feel like in a way it's ideal for them to have more than just one romantic partner y'know? :O
- it depends on what your personality is like, but you can either balance their chaotic energy with your calm composure OR you can further magnify it and thrive in this girly madness with them... it's all up to you!
- just know that you will never have a boring day in your life with these two girlies by your side >:)
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@simplyventi​ Very well! My brain couldn´t come up with specifics either, so I snatched an OTP ask meme and just answered everything. Hope it will suffice! ^^
Also, warning... it’s long. 
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Who most initiates PDA?
Shadow. Knuckles is too flustered and awkward to initiate anything most of the time. Especially around people he doesn´t know. Meanwhile Shadow be like “Don´t like, then look away” and proceeds to kiss Knuckles in front of everyone.
Any sleep habits either had to get used to?
Knuckles can sleep literally at any given time, while Shadow has a relatively normal sleeping schedule. Though he really likes to sleep long. We are talking 9,10, 11 a.m. So, he was slightly horrified when he realized that Knuckles is an early bird. The guy can and will wake up at 4 or 5 and start the day like it’s nothing. He’s bound to wake Shadow up occasionally and every time it happens, Shadow’s half dead. Over time, they sort of found a middle ground though.
 Hot and Steamy or Soft and Tender?
Both? Both. Both sounds good.
 How did they first meet?
Space Colony ARK, room of the Biolizard when they tried to stop the ARK from crashing. At least, that’s when they first saw each other, since they didn´t interact. The next best thing is whenever Sonic Heroes happned? ... I don´t think they were properly introduced to each other until ShtH? Damn
 What is their love language?
Quality time and physical touch
 When did they realize they loved each other?
Neither can pin point, but Knuckles definitely had feelings for Shadow first. He recognized them pretty quickly, though he didn´t quite know how to act on them, so he didn´t (which kinda bit him in the ass later)
 Who is more sentimental?
Knux, though as time passed Shadow became more as well, because his walls came down more and more. Knuckles is still more so however.
 What’s one way their personalities compliment one another?
They are both calm, more stoic and serious guys. Both have a strong sense of responsibility and are fiercely loyal to the people they consider close.
 How are their personalities different?
They show anger differently. Where Knuckles is more open and unfiltered, Shadow is more reserved. Now that I think about it, that’s generally how they show emotions. Also, Shadow loves puns, whereas Knuckles just tiredly groans. 
What are some non-sexual activities they do together? 
Gardening, star gazing, chao/pet caring, sparring matches, exploring Angel Island, saving the world and good ol’ boring normal chores
 Which member is more physically affectionate?
Shadow
 Which member is more verbally affectionate?
Shadow
 Which member steals borrows the other ones clothing?
Knuckles would, if they wore clothes, lol
 Are they an introverted couple or an extroverted one—AKA would they prefer to go out to a party or event together or would they rather stay in?
Introvert couple all the way
 Who is more likely to make an impulsive decision and who is the voice of reason?
Knuckles for the impulsive decision, Shadow for the voice of reason. Unless we talk about cats, then it’s the other way around
 Who stays up way too late and who tries to drag them to bed?
Since Knuckles just sleeps whenever, he’s definitely not tired when normal volks go to bed. Yet he still wakes up early too. Shadow just gave up at some point, snort
 Who fell in love first?
Knuckles, and boy did he fall hard
 What song fits them perfectly?
Us against the world by Westlife
 How do they deal with being away from each other for a long time?
They’re usually not separated for longer. Knuckles has strong abandonment issues and Shadow has severe separation anxiety (Thank you, Sonic)
 Who holds a grudge the longest?
Knux. He’s a petty one (again, looking at you Sonic)
 Which of the two is quick to speak and which one is quick to listen?
Knuckles is unfiltered and will say what he thinks when he thinks. Shadow’s the listener.
 Who gets more easily embarrassed?
Do I have to say it? (Knuckles)
 Who overthinks the most?
Depends but usually neither really? There is one instance in which Shadow overthought to the point of emotional collapse, though. Fun stuff.
 Which of the two is the most competitive?
Both are in their own right, as evident by their respective rivalry with our favorite blue boy. But honesty? Knuckles is far more. Shadow’s not that competitive, the fandom just tends to blow his and Sonic’s way out of proportion
 Who’s the most stubborn?
Knuckles
 How do they comfort each other?
Simply by each other’s presence. Also touch
 What random everyday object/activity makes them think of each other?
Shadow of Knuckles: Green Chaos Emerald, crescent moon, pretty much anything nature, grapes and the sound of angry outbursts
Knuckles of Shadow: Chao, Master Emerald, stars, coffee cup, all the feral hedgehogs roaming around on Angel Island and the smell of sweets and other unhealthy food
 Do they get along with each other’s friends and family?
Their families are dead. Shadow get’s along with Tikal nicely however, even though she creeps him out
 What is their sex life like?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 What is their favorite place to kiss the other? (Cheek, hand, closed eyelid, neck, nose, etc.)
Anything face. Shadow’s more of a kissy guy though, Knuckles prefers to nuzzle
 What’s the relationship like? Smooth? Rocky?
Smooth for the most part. Every relationship got some bumps
 How do they resolve their arguments?
Beating the crap out of each other first, talk later
 Who has the most nightmares and how do they deal with them?
Shadow’s prone to have horrible nightmares about the ARK incident. Even years later. When one happens, Knuckles sits with him with his arm around him and is just there for him until Shadow calms down. It more often than not ends with Shadow breaking out in tears.
 Do they give each other nicknames?
Neither is really big on pet names. Knuckles uses “Shads” at most and Shadow’s generally not big on nicknames (he was so conflicted when he found out “Tails” was a nickname… he thought that was Tails’ actual name!) but sometimes Shadow likes to call Knuckles “Pumpkin” or “Peanut”. Why? It flusters Knuckles and he finds it endearing as hell.
 What movies do they enjoy watching most?
They don´t watch movies. Well, they kinda started when they had kids, though neither is a big fan. Knuckles is the type to just fall asleep in the middle of them and Shadow is bored by most of them (also, he hates how easily some of them can make him tear up)
 How’d they meet each other’s families?
Again, they’re dead. Tikal did give Shadow half a heart attack though, when she first appeared out of nowhere and that was kind of their introduction. Knuckles found it funny, Shadow not so much
 What do they like the least about each other?
Shadow’s not big on Knuckles’ gullibility, Knuckles is not a fan of Shadow’s unhealthy tendencies and cat obsession
 What was their most memorable date?
They don´t really go on dates. Both remember the day of their first kiss very fondly though
What other couple would your otp get along with the best?
Blaze and Shade when they were still together. Other than them, Vector and Espio. They spend most time with Sonic and Silver though, for better or worse
 Who makes the other smile with almost no effort at all?
Knuckles makes Shadow smile easily. Not because he does anything in particular. Shadow’s just so in love with him that he smiles by simply looking at his dorky echidna
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