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#literally anything as long as someone somebody buys me $20 worth of candy
leezardweezard · 3 years
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i’ll do fucking anything for ice chips right now.
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carcair · 5 years
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♥ (01) Is your OC in love? If so, with whom, and for how long?
To this day I don’t know if Carcair is able to feel genuine love. His affection for people is mostly based on what they can provide for him (though I guess most people are like this). It’s possible that he has been in love for most of his life, but it might just be friendship. I guess it feels the same to him :B
♥ (02) Does another OC love your OC? If so, whom, and does your OC know?
As far as I know there are some OCs who love Carcair. He knows about all of them (if he doesn’t, I don’t, too :’D ), although he always underestimates the depth of other people’s feelings for him.
♥ (03) Are there any romantic gestures that your OC loves?
Carcair appreciates almost every romantic gesture as long as it is not overly possessive. He hasn’t received many grand gestures, but out of them he liked for example:
compliments (by far the easiest way to make him like you)
gifts (practical or pretty)
invitations (to an adventure, to a fancy restaurant, to fun activities)
cooking for him (because he’s lazy)
There is one gesture which is a definite shortcut to his heart:
carrying him around.
I honestly don’t know why he loves it so much. Probably because he’s a diva. It happened more than once that he went from ‘I guess this person is ok’ to ‘I need to marry them!’ just because they carried him around.
(In German there is the idiom “jemanden auf Händen tragen” which is exactly what Carcair wants, literally and metaphorically.)
Carcair, in general, loves to be treated like a lady. This does not necessarily mean spending money on him (but he knows that money = value and appreciates it therefore), but all gestures that treat him like a ‘treasure’: carrying him, protecting him (as long as one does not implicate he needed protection), fighting for him, defending his honor, bringing him beverages, kissing his hand, bowing before him. Ok, maybe it’s less treating him like a treasure and more treating him like a god :I
♥ (04) Are there any romantic gestures that your OC hates?
I guess Carcair doesn’t appreciate flowers much, though he doesn’t hate them. For a sylvari a gift of bloodily ripped out dying plant genitals just isn’t convincing. In addition, he has zero interest in songs and poems.
He hates everything that…
A)      forces something onto him he does not want (like food or emotions or work)
B)      implies he is weak.
In addition, he doesn’t know how to react if someone confesses their love to him. He doesn’t hate it, its’s just… awkward!
♥ (05) What is the most romantic thing your OC has done for someone else?
Few people notice Carcair’s most romantic gestures. Carcair will invest time and wit in many things like organizing dates at special locations, buying pretty gifts or saving somebody’s life.
Those do not mean nothing, but he will do this for almost everyone if they at least are somewhat amusing (see Carcair’s classification of people’s worth). There are gestures which do mean so much more to him and are an honest token of affection. Luckily no one ever notices.
If I had to choose from Carcair’s perspective, it would be Carcair staying with someone injured or dying. Staying with someone who is in a really bad place has a strong meaning for Carcair based on his past experiences. There is sacrifice involved as Carcair finds it extremely boring and even depressing to stay in one place for hours or days, but if he does stay, even if it’s cold, silent and awkward, this is a most powerful sign of affection.
It is probably a bad example though, because this is not reserved for romantic interests. So, for something specifically romantic: Carcair once witnessed the dream of someone else and recreated it for them. He did not know it was a nightmare, so it still counts as romantic!
♥ (06) What is the most romantic thing that has been done for your OC?
They carried him. Uh… I’ll try to be more serious… and it’s not working. Carcair considers bloody encounters extremely romantic, though the other parties did not try to kill him to do him a favor.
♥ (07) How successful is your OC at flirting with others?
I dare say that almost every flirtation attempt by Carcair is successful, though that might be filtered through his perspective. There have been some men who shouted, panicking, ‚no homo!‘ but that’s about the worst reaction Carcair has ever gotten. It’s more common for women to fall for him even though his friendly compliments weren’t even flirting.
(There are even women who fall for him when he’s tired and lazy and indifferent, I do not fully understand this phenomenon.)
♥ (08) What is your OC’s dream marriage proposal?
It’s unlikely Carcair ever thought about that. If you asked him it’d probably be someone writing “Will you marry me?” by shooting with a sniper rifle at a wall right next to his head.
♥ (09) What is your OC’s favorite small way to show their love?
These would be touches. Carcair is, at heart, a very sensual creature. Small gestures like playing with another’s hands however are much more a sign of affection like big gestures like kissing.
♥ (10) What is your OC’s favorite big way to show their love?
Respecting somebody’s wishes. I really can’t think of anything better! Grand gestures usually don’t mean that much if they come from Carcair.
♥ (11) What do others love most about your OC?
I… have… honestly no idea. Carcair too. That’s why he from time to time asks people what they like about him, but he rarely gets a (nice) answer. Most fall for his charming nature, I guess, but that includes many attributes. His wit, his generosity with compliments and fun, his helpfulness… I honestly have to ask them. I’m just speculating here.
I can tell you what Tiarnan loves most about him: his will to survive; what Shay loves most: his looks; what Fiarach loves most: his good/at least somewhat not-evil heart; what Cathair loves most: absolutely nothing.
♥ (12) What do you love most about your OC?
What a cruel question. In truth, it might be nothing about his actual character, but very selfish reasons: First, he is my most developed OC and this is why he is just superior to all the others. He has much more depth, story and thoughts inside his salad brain than any other OC of mine.
Secondly, he is just so agreeable to play. Carcair can be used for almost any kind of RP, any sort of encounter. He is outgoing, talkative and laid-back, meaning that he can talk to almost anyone in any place and any crowd, he is extremely flexible and can adapt to every situation, and he has enough baggage and flaws for emotionally charged scenes. Also, he is a dumbass and I can laugh at him.
Personality-wise I’ll guess I’d pick his strong personality. Carcair is Carcair. Even though he is adaptive, his opinions and experiences are so clearly defined that one would recognize him anywhere… or at least I would… I guess?
♥ (13) How does your OC show their love to those that are not their partner(s)?
By saving their lives, mostly. This is not a joke :P
Though I might confuse ‘love’ with ‘responsibility’ here.
♥ (14) Does your OC have any romantic traditions?
I think I mentioned most of those: being carried around, bringing gifts, killing each other, staying with the wounded and exchanging weapons.
♥ (15) What is your OC’s favorite type of Valentine’s Day candy?
Carcair does not know what Valentine’s Day is.
♥ (16) What is your OC’s ideal first date?
Carcair is open to all kinds of date, from an adventure to a romantic dinner. If he had to decide it would likely include a duel.
♥ (17) Could your OC fall in love with someone they’ve never met in person?
I find this question hard to answer, since in Tyria you could only communicate indirectly via letters. I guess there are holo recordings and radio devices…
If Carcair saw recordings of someone really, really impressive, he could probably fall in love. I feel like he would not fall in love via letters, since for him it’s the charisma of the whole package that counts (Also, I think for him it’s more important how a person says something than what they say).
♥ (18) Does your OC have a “type”?
Carcair has types, but they are so diverse that I could not describe ‘the’ type. If there was one it would probably be ‘deadly and witty about it’. For women I probably have to add ‘muscles’.
♥ (19) How highly does your OC value love (platonic, romantic, or otherwise)?
This is, as stated above, a difficult question. Carcair does not believe in true selfless love (though he does believe in the selfish desires of people which are usually meant with love). Carcair values those kinds of relationships most which are solely based on respect, understanding and loyalty – and those tend to be platonic. In his mind romantic relationships are tainted by desire and mating instinct, and therefore immanently selfish and ‘false’.
Carcair values a ‘pure’ connection of two minds, based on esteem instead of desires, almost as much as prowess and… his rifle.
♥ (20) How does your OC feel about public displays of affection?
Carcair does not care, as far as I know. He will either ignore it or watch people while making out, commenting on their performance and technique. Hugging him out in the open is another thing entirely, though.
♥ (21) Does your OC believe in love at first sight?
Carcair has the strange idea that he can judge people after only seeing and hearing them for mere minutes. He does not think he knows everything about them – only their most important attribute: of how much interest they are to him.
That is, in Carcair’s mind, as close to love on first sight as it gets. So yes. In his way, he does.
(In his opinion he has always been right in those cases of ‘love at first sight’ and his ability to judge people.)
♥ (22) How often does your OC read romantic literature?
Carcair does not read. Though I think he would have a good laugh when reading romance…
♥ (23) What is your OC’s favorite nice thing to do for themselves?
… Everything he does Carcair he does as a nice thing to himself. I’ll just list some examples in no particular order: dressing up, coloring his leaves, getting admiration from other people, killing people, consuming psychedelic drugs, loafing a whole day, watching people dueling, listening to the newest gossip, getting a promotion, saving the world.
♥ (24) How does your OC determine that they’re attracted to someone?
This question is so easily answered for Carcair himself that I have difficulties answering it for him. Whenever Carcair meets someone new (or someone old whose reevaluation is due) he will use much of his brain’s capacity to evaluate their level of attractiveness in appearance and behavior as well as their availability (this is not primarily referred to their romantic relationship status – things like age, faction and emotional state are usually much more important to him).
Carcair evaluates every moment of his life in terms of attraction (like… weapons, for example…) and is very quick about it. If someone scores high on his attraction scale Carcair’s brain focuses most of his attention on them, although he won’t show it too much of course, and starts analyzing in detail. Nothing special about it, though Carcair is very diligent about this.
♥ (25) Does your OC believe in soulmates?
He does and he does not at the same time. He thinks something like souls that fit together and belong together exist, but they will still end up separated, usually by hating each other.
♥ (26) Is your OC ever the first to say “I love you”?
Carcair does not say ‘I love you’. If he still does, you can be almost certain that he’s lying.
If he says it as a joke though there tends to be much more truth to it.
♥ (27) How does your OC typically spend their Valentine’s Day?
Pointless question for a Tyrian.
♥ (28) What is something unconventional that your OC thinks is romantic?
People fighting each other because of him. Though… is that unconventional? For a sylvari? I think not.
♥ (29) What is your OC’s favorite love song?
Carcair cannot ‘hear’ music. It is just some rhythmic noise to him. I reckon he’d find 95% of all love song lyrics extremely ridiculous.
♥ (30) What is your OC’s favorite romantic movie?
Even though Carcair watches no movies and reads no books but really for a Tyrian, there is only one answer: “Destiny’s Pledge” by Snargle Goldclaw.
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kingofswedenyass · 6 years
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answering every question by walden west
200: My crush’s name is:
I have a gf..
199: I was born in:
1776
198: I am really:
gay
197: My cellphone company is:
vodaphone
196: My eye color is:
Monika green
195: My shoe size is:
6
194: My ring size is:
idk
193: My height is:
5 foot 5
192: I am allergic to:
some soaps and asprin
191: My 1st car was:
never lol
190: My 1st job was:
professional weeb
189: Last book you read:
the curious incident of the dog in the nighttime
by Mark Haddon
188: My bed is:
blue!
187: My pet:
a cat
186: My best friend:
see above
185: My favorite shampoo is:
pantenne
184: Xbox or ps3:
ps3
183: Piggy banks are:
cute but unnecessary
182: In my pockets:
a pound coin and some chocolate
181: On my calendar:
2nd January 2018
180: Marriage is:
dank
179: Spongebob can:
go fuck himself little twat
178: My mom:
is great<3
177: The last three songs I bought were?
I don’t buy songs lol
176: Last YouTube video watched:
comment awards
175: How many cousins do you have?
1st cousins: 4
2nd cousins:3
3rd cousins: 11
174: Do you have any siblings?
4
173: Are your parents divorced?
yup
172: Are you taller than your mom?
yup
171: Do you play an instrument?
nope lol
170: What did you do yesterday?
went to the beach
[ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight:
sure
168: Luck:
mathematically
167: Fate:
maybe
166: Yourself:
lol nope
165: Aliens:
could be but probably just like bacteria
164: Heaven:
nope
163: Hell:
nope
162: God:
nope
161: Horoscopes:
nope
160: Soul mates:
like intense love?
159: Ghosts:
eh nah
158: Gay Marriage:
yes dad
157: War:
nope
156: Orbs:
why
155: Magic:
uh
[ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses:
kisses
153: Drunk or High:
high
152: Phone or Online:
online
151: Red heads or Black haired:
black haired
150: Blondes or Brunettes:
brunettes149: Hot or cold:
hot
148: Summer or winter:
summer
147: Autumn or Spring:
autumn
146: Chocolate or vanilla:
vanilla
145: Night or Day:
night
144: Oranges or Apples:
oranges
143: Curly or Straight hair:
curly(mine is straight)
142: McDonalds or Burger King:
burger king
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
white all the way!(that sounds wrong)
140: Mac or PC:
pc
139: Flip flops or high heals:
flip flops fall off
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
sweet and poor cuz i’m morally obliged to
137: Coke or Pepsi:
coke me up dad
136: Hillary or Obama:
obama
135: Burried or cremated:
cremated
134: Singing or Dancing:
singing
133: Coach or Chanel:
coach
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
idk who they are.
*googles them*
ok kate mcphee that taylor dude looks like that guy from bake off
131: Small town or Big city:
big city
130: Wal-Mart or Target:
im from the uk but target
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
same difference
128: Manicure or Pedicure:
manicure
127: East Coast or West Coast:
well in Britain the west is scummy af so east
126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
christmas duh
125: Chocolate or Flowers:
flowers
124: Disney or Six Flags:
diseny
123: Yankees or Red Sox:
i don’t know baseball lol
[ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War:
expensive and pretentious
121: George Bush:
idk was in the simpsons once
120: Gay Marriage:
yaaas
119: The presidential election:
a mess
118: Abortion:
pro choice
117: MySpace:
im not from 2009 thx
116: Reality TV:
trash! I watch REAL entertainment
( anime)
115: Parents:
they could have like not fed you so thanks i guess
114: Back stabbers:
ugh 113: Ebay:
helpful
112: Facebook:
mom
111: Work:
leads to productivity and self worth and stops me from starving
110: My Neighbors:
nice people
109: Gas Prices:
what is this gas you speak of? I only fill my car with petrol
108: Designer Clothes:
it costs more because it has somebody else’s name on it
107: College:
hard but yay
106: Sports:
no
105: My family:
seem like nice people
104: The future:
scares me
[ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone:
yesterday
102: Last time you ate:
about 20 hours ago
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile:
I live in a tiny town, I see every body I have ever met like every day
100: Cried in front of someone:
two days ago
99: Went to a movie theater:
like in July
98: Took a vacation:
October
97: Swam in a pool:
like in June
96: Changed a diaper:
a month ago
95: Got my nails done:
never whats nails idk
94: Went to a wedding:
2015
93: Broke a bone:
2015
92: Got a peircing:
lol never i am a soft boi
91: Broke the law:
a couple weeks ago
90: Texted:
like ten minuets ago
[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most:
cats
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
the fridge
87: The last movie I saw:
the titanic
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:
death
85: The thing i’m not looking forward to:
the end of the holidays
84: People call me:
gay
83: The most difficult thing to do is:
breathe
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
never i don’t drive
81: My zodiac sign is:
leo! (rawr)
80: The first person i talked to today was:
myself
79: First time you had a crush:
princess tiana
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:
nobody lol
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
i was thinking about good morning vietnam
76: Right now I am talking to:
nobody
75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
nevr speak to anybody again other than the pizza delivery guy
74: I have/will get a job:
crying professionally
73: Tomorrow:
I am going to paint my nails
72: Today:
literally did nothing
71: Next Summer:
sleep
70: Next Weekend:
cry
69: I have these pets:
a cat and a dog
68: The worst sound in the world:
my fucking voice
67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
my sibling
66: People that make you happy:
my gf and keira nightly
65: Last time I cried:
two days ago
64: My friends are:
nobody lol
63: My computer is:
an acer windows 7
62: My School:
some Christian bs
61: My Car:
don’t got one
60: I lose all respect for people who:
are mean to others
59: The movie I cried at was:
none
58: Your hair color is:
brown
57: TV shows you watch:
the big bang theory, steven universe
56: Favorite web site:
tumblr
55: Your dream vacation:
month long festival
54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
I had a really bad asthma attack
53: How do you like your steak cooked:
i’m a vegetarian
52: My room is:
a fucking mess
51: My favorite celebrity is:
me
50: Where would you like to be:
spain
49: Do you want children:
lol no
48: Ever been in love:
yes. my cat
47: Who’s your best friend:
nobody lol
46: More guy friends or girl friends:
girl cuz I'm a ladies man
45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
coming home after ages
44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
Alexander Hamilton so I can hug him
43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
fuck no
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
nope
41: Have you pre-named your children:
i hate kids but of course I'd name them daddy and senpai
40: Last person I got mad at:
myself
39: I would like to move to:
new york
38: I wish I was a professional:
sugar daddy
[ My Favorites ] 37: Candy:
Reese’s buttercups
36: Vehicle:
attack helecopter
35: President:
aLexANder hAmiLtOn amirite
34: State visited:
the solid state of matter
33: Cellphone provider:
Ajit pai
32: Athlete:
Jake Paul
31: Actor:
Jake Paul
30: Actress:
Jake Paul
29: Singer:
Jake Paul
28: Band:
steam powered giraffe
27: Clothing store:
ebay
26: Grocery store:
tesco
25: TV show:
black mirror
24: Movie:
Ferris Bueler’s day off
23: Website:
tumblr
22: Animal:
Totoro
21: Theme park:
Diseny land
20: Holiday:
Halloween
19: Sport to watch:
Quiddich
18: Sport to play:
professional nose nuzzleing competition
17: Magazine:
tube nooz
16: Book:
the portrait of markov
15: Day of the week:
saturday
14: Beach:
Benidorm
13: Concert attended:
Time travellers
12: Thing to cook:
anything Mexican
11: Food:
stir fry
10: Restaurant:
my kitchen
9: Radio station:
smooth
8: Yankee candle scent:
human flesh
7: Perfume:
unicorn kisses
6: Flower:
red roses
5: Color:
gold
4: Talk show host:
ellen
3: Comedian:
Russel Howars
2: Dog breed:
cats
1: Did you answer all these truthfully?
fuck no
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