No guys it’s not a joke anymore. He’s far too little what the freak
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P-O-P-P-Y, she's Poppy :3
The skunk cat ever, I love her so much, she's my precious daughter who I hold gentle in my arms and squeeze.
She's an orphan, and very lonely, she's always looking for new friends, and even sought friendship in imaginary ones, which, somehow, she says that they don't even like her.
Just in general Poppy fun facts:
She likes jumping in puddles be it rain or mud.
She's oblivious and unaware of her surroundings along with being hopelessly naive.
She likes dresses because she thinks if she twirls around fast enough in them, she'll fly away like one of those twinkle fairy toys.
She loves birds and flowers.
She has many dreams, like wanting to be a ballerina, and a gardener, and an astronaut, and a gardener astronaut ballerina.
When she sleeps, she'll curl up and cuddle against her tail.
Her biggest wish besides having friends is to have loving parents.
She's constantly on her own and talks to herself out of habit due to constant solitude.
Sometimes, she refers to herself in the third person.
She really likes to decorate, she would totally paint on walls.
She makes skunk noises, yes, she does, that's a canon thing.
There was once an AU death she had where she fell into a landmine rigged pit, got thrown the remote, and blew herself up unknowingly.
Curiosity killed the cat in another life.
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