#listen... i'd do anything for this man

[rubensmuse]

the fact that you can redeem arcann but not vaylin is. i can only call it misogyny

#LIKE i hate to make this The Child Abuse Olympics. HOWEVER. #Vaylin was imprisoned & brainwashed for the crime of being Built Different OF COURSE she's mad enough to take her rage out on literally #everyone around her like are you kidding me #and listen even if she can't be brought back the game FORCES you to not only use but publicly BROADCAST her BRAINWASHING #like after Satele & Marr's Compulsory Team-Building Exercise i thought i'd be presented with like. a choice. #like all the times you could refuse Valkorian's power #but no you get railroaded into taking advantage of her brainwashing in the most humiliating was possible #idk man Arcann was at least as destructive as Vaylin. but because his mom threw him in the minivan & took him to rehab he gets redeemed #hashtag justice for vaylin #sure she loves murdering innocents but god forbid women do anything #swtor #kotet spoilers #just squirrelly things

[ioannemos]

started grimm season four and one of the writers must've had a grudge against juliette or something bc she is being written as such an awful person here and i cannot figure out why

like?? first of all, to be like "ugh i can't believe nick had sex with adalind who was disguised as me in every way but didn't magically realize it wasn't me 😒" hey uh perhaps you should, instead, be more upset with adalind who tricked nick into having sex aka raped him? for the purpose of cursing him? like i'm not denying her right to be upset too but priorities??

second of all her going to monroe and rosalee like "hey maybe you shouldn't fix nick maybe he's better off being normal" HELLO?? he's never gonna be white-picket-fence normal juliette bc even if he can't see wesen he still knows they exist! those are his wesen besties you are speaking to rn. you didn't know about the whole other magical world and it didn't stop you from getting cursed. did you forget how much it sucked getting cursed, juliette? like he is now also cursed?? even if he did want to be normal don't you think they should investigate anyway just in case there are side effects? also just. wow. going to them and saying "could you, idk, investigate slower?" THEY DIPPED ON THEIR HONEYMOON TO INVESTIGATE THIS. they are WESEN and they are TRYING TO TURN NICK BACK INTO A GRIMM. WHAT are you even TALKING about

#also i loathe adalind. i do. she's like ''i didn't enjoy it'' OH WELL AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T ENJOY IT #and listen. i'm gonna say it. i'm not invested in her motherhood journey bc currently her baby is just a macguffin #her baby could be replaced by a magic amulet and her behavior would still track. i'd totally believe she'd rape a man to get a magic amulet #i mean hell it wouldn't shock me to find out she already had! it's not like she had standards before! #''i'll do anything to get my baby back'' doesn't have any weight to me. how many people did she kill to get her powers back? #her baby was a means to an end and the closest thing to a change in behavior is that she still wants her baby even tho she's been repowered #and that could STILL be just a power thing bc her baby has magic and she wants to wield it (aka raise her baby for her own ends) #... #had a rant about this apparently #better make this unrebloggable #rape #grimm #my favorite #tv shows #yes still #nick burkhardt my beloved #personal #abbie needs a twitter

[cyberpunkboytoy]

Bl8m's vocal range actually kicks my ass. like this man can do it all, he has the range

For SURE, I am really quickly learning that ;;; and he also has an incredible English and Japanese accent? What the fuck. He's too powerful

It makes me really excited for future Luka songs tbh, bc now I realize the project could take his character in ANY direction. We could get Luka screaming. We could get Luka rock. We could get Luka rap. The sky's the limit and the possibilities are endless. I hope Alien Stage takes full advantage of his range and knocks my socks off

#tbh i didn't really understand his voice from Alien Stage...like I'd listen to him sing but still not know what he sounded like #but now I'm starting to recognize the qualities of his voice #and man. man. he can do anything #thank you anon #alien stage

[moomoorare]

Yesterday i had the urge to add ANOTHER baby to my aus and i had to bat myself because girl. They have enough... Although 😭

#like OKAY LISTEN #they can have an extra baby! for pride month! and the baby can ahve 4 mothers actually can it not #like in my mind nothing comes to mind as why i shouldmt turn them into a lesbian polycule? maybe my tired brain is missing something #but theyre not related at all so? #the piratecove kids are related to other aus kids but not to the flowerpot kids #im scrambling bc i literally dont remember im so sleepy #and like. like in my mind hannah and puffy were a thing (call out to jaimes art of them dancing at the red banquet) #so why Not #idk why the baby would have anything to do with it i just live drawng babies and having them do silly things #nOT MY BRAIN whispering oooh add TWO #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #bc i wanna had a girl #but a boy too #like fuck man lets just idk #should i 😭 #like okay I'd add a little guy #dont ask me about lore or anything i dont even know what name i would give him #rare rambling

[orcelito]

asshole commenter didnt reply to my thing so. ????? guess they just decided to leave it at that????

#speculation nation #i'd like to think me pointing out both the objective falsehoods they were saying #as well as laying out in detail how i came to my own interpretations of akechi's character #(albeit in an abridged way. i could ramble for Hours on analysis of his character. and have. lol.) #maybe this made them reconsider replying??? #like Perhaps realizing they werent exactly in the right here #like ya kno different interpretations happen. if u wanna assume akechi's an irredeemable monster i cant stop you #i just cant get over the fucking. 'wakaba was uncommonly saintly for a single mother in japan' #& saying for sae that 'he constantly belittles or tricks into giving him food while plotting to kill her and pin it on the Thieves' #literally what are you TALKING about????????? #aside from the objective incorrect claim that he was plotting to kill her & frame the phantom thieves for it #he's a teenager??? like???? yea he's obnoxious puppydog eyes about it but he's literally a teen & she's an adult #there's no 'tricking' her into buying food for him lmao. she's an intelligent woman and she can tell if she's being 'tricked' #this is literally just her teenage coworker mooching off her for food. it's not that weird. #& belittling her?? he makes One kinda snide comment about 'stress being the enemy of beauty' but it's One line #and not even that big of a deal. she just brushes it off. other than that he really shows constant respect for her #talking to her. listening to her opinions. he's really more gracious with her than he is with Most people #honestly that whole comment was just like. What the fuck are you Talking about #'i do like akechi as a character' 'you have to interpret his backstory in the most favorable light for him to be anything other than #a deeply monstrous man.' like Geeze agree to disagree. also are you sure you like him #bc you sound really angry about him actually #like GEEZE i never said he was a good person. he's done a lot of awful shit & has a rude and bitchy personality #but there are good qualities to him too. and he loves so deeply that it corrupted him (in his pursuit for revenge for his mom) #(which is. at its core. anger due to how things happened with her. born from LOVE for her. see the theme here?) #anyways im gonna just let it rest after this (assuming they dont reply again) bc i dont wanna exhaust myself #i was just utterly astounded by how badly they misinterpreted like Every facet of his character. like. Ok.

[acesammy]

if there’s one lesson i keep learning its that i have a Spectacular sense of direction and i need to stop assuming other people know where they’re going skdnf

#went to vegas and sdjfnkwejnfkjsdnfjn #but yeah i really need to speak up more #but Honestly this one isnt even anxiety #its just that i generally really do trust that other people know what they're doing and they're choosing to go a different way #the sheer amount that i am proven wrong is insane #listen if you dont ask me for directions and you are leading the way #i am following you man i trust you #i think i probably had this conversation like 10 times this weekend #where i'd be following someone #and then they'd stop short and be like.. do you know how to get out of here #and i'd be like ??? yeah man????? #or someone would be like 'THIS WAY' and start going the wrong direction #but they spoke with such confidence that i'd be like shit man yeah that way i guess #i was happy just wandering anyways too #it's not like we were under strict time limits or anything #anyways idk if anyone ever reads these #but thats my life update #lea speaks

[keeps-ache]

why do i feel overwhelmed right now lol

#just me hi #i'm not even really doing anything nor do i have anything to do but #i'm on the verge of anxiety i can Feel It hbhvs lol #//i have Too Much that i need to do (it does Not actually Need to be done) #this music is bothering me but i don't want to change it ._. #i wanna finish writing but i wanna finish this piece #but also i think i forgot to respond to that one person #and my fingers are cold ? but my feet are too Hot but they're making up for my fingers being cold but- #but also i think i mis #<- Well I Lost the End of That Sentence At Some Point #//ANYWAY #ma's been slowly building up the christmas decorations here #and it's very much the Season now lol #been trying to listen to my chrimmy playlist but my focus and tolerance is in a dip rn so we're listening to ~+~Jazz~+~ #jazz my beloved #//speaking of jazz did the saxophone trigger some kind of deep full-body-possessing rage in anyone else when they were little or #was i just having some kind of issue lol #like i have some memories of using all of my will power (which is/was very little) to keep my tiny self from losing it on car rides #i never said anything tho i'd just sit there seething hell-fire from my pores and glaring at nothing hfdjvbh #//man. anyway #imma organize my leetol brayn and then go do things :> 👍

[chiisana-lion]

hm

#dunno what caused this but ive just been getting really scared and stupidly worried lately #sometimes i think about how i could lose someone at any moment and i might not even know #just stuck there waiting for some kind of answer for someone who wont and cant come back #and it really. terrifies me #my friends are everyhing to me and i just want them all to be okay always #and especially my best friend. if anything were to happen to him i really dont know what i'd do #i tell him and everyone else how much i love them all the time every time i can because what if they were to disappear and leave one day #and we didnt really leave off on a good note #not like i think that might happen anytime soon but just. what if #i love my friends. so much. i cant even put into words how much they mean to me and how theyve helped me get through this hell ive been #going through these past couple of years or so #maybe im annoying and talkative and sensitive and stuff. but the fact thwy still somehow like me the same is really #dunno man in elementary & middle school i lived shamelessly and yet im sure that for every friend i had there was like 5 kids who hated me #and towards high school i essentially was constantly on edge making sure i dont cause trouble for anyone because hey why should i bother #when none of them would really see me for me. just that quiet kid who draws in the corner and doesnt particularly fit in #the novelty of having a new kid transfer in lasted for like a month tops that time when everyone realized i was actually boring as hell #not into celebrities dont listen to mainstream music not interested in guy talk etc etc #i did meet a couple kids with similar interests at some point but im sure they were more casual fans and not absolutely obsessed as i am #and i feel like my sudden energy when talking about it and running my mouth w that topic kinda put them off #so i just. keep everything to myself #so really finding people who actually do like me and enjoy my rambles and i can hwar then ramble in return #and play games or talk abt our silly blorbos with is just. damn this is way more than i deserve isnt it #and i really feel like that could all just. fall apart at some point #and thats the last thing i want #but honestly #i dont mind if they grew to hate me. ill still love them nonetheless. just please dont leave me behind i cant go through that again #might delete this later im just kind of. yeah #sorry to anyone who reads this im kind of going through it

[aeterna---amantes]

|| PR's Fever Dream is so so so so good! My aura is getting darker with each song though, and I've listened to it all day...

#ooc #|| *is genuinely worried for Remington* #|| I love his voice. He's so talented. I don't regret listening to him but man I'm worried he'd do something to himself. #|| There had been that one occasion when he hinted at sxicide on Twitter. #|| I panicked so much I wrote to him on Instagram. I never do that. But I got so scared of losing him that I just couldn't... #|| I keep thinking how Linkin Park's Chester wrote most of their songs and how each of them were probably cries for help. #|| And even though my words probably wouldn't've meant anything to him I still feel a massive amount of guilt. #|| That I never thought of telling him how much his songs meant to me. That he saved my life. #|| If I'd told him I probably wouldn't feel that guilt to this day. So I can just hope... that Remington will take good care of himself. #|| There are roads one shouldn't take. Taking one's life is such a road. 😔 #|| And I know what I'm talking about. I've been there. Many many times. 😔 #suicide mention tw #death tw #personal

[bataranqs]

5 Happy Things

18/07/2022

1. Skirts!!! Poofy skirts and long skirts and short skirts and mini skirts and skirts connected to dresses and skirts with overall straps and just skirts in general!!! They are so cute and I adore them so much

2. Dogs! Dogs when they get excited and dogs when they get a lil growly but are harmless and dogs when they hop onto things they are Absolutely Not Supposed to Be On and dogs when they lie on cold surfaces bc they are hot and dogs when they lie on you or your bed bc they’re cold! Dogs!

3. The way that the older human beings get the more gentle and forgiving and kind they often become? Like human beings who learn to turn their anger into gentleness and people who turn their jealousy into generosity and people who turn their ignorance into the skill of listening just. People becoming better as they age because they learn more and use what they learned to understand others and be kinder.

4. People who turn bright and smiley when you compliment them! People who are awkward or weirded out when you compliment them! People who immediately compliment you back! People who strike up a conversation when you compliment them! People!!!

5. I got a good grade in driving lessons, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve

#5 happy things #on 3: i know it's not always and we all know PLENTY of adults who Suck etc #but at the same time. idk. i look at my dad who grew up with anger and who became the most gentle and understanding man #bc he INTENTIONALLY worked hard to be over his decades of living and is still working on it!!! #my older sister who knew she was cold to people and studied and practiced her listening skills so now she is the person that #i'm probably most comfortable with talking to about just about anything bc i know she won't judge and she'll answer thoughtfully #who worked for over a DECADE to obtain that skill to listen and respond with kindness and gentleness and understanding #looking at all the people around me who are just. SO cool and amazing and lovely and i know it's bc they put in that time and effort #we were talking about looking at student report cards in class and stuff from kindergarten and how it's stuff like #'sara is good at sharing!' 'nick loves playing with his friends and is very energetic!' 'tom is a very gentle child' #and i'm just like. that's included in a report card! that's something kids are taught and learn and we continue to learn and relearn #i know i know it's sonder and i cannot shut up about sonder #but at the same time it's just so. overwhelming and amazing and beautiful idk. i want to be someone kind really really really #idk if i can but wouldn't it be so nice to be kinder and gentler and understanding and patient and all those good things? i think it must #sometimes i think too hard about being good or my own personality or right and wrong or normal and unique and all those things #and i think i do. REALLY want to learn those things. but if i could just figure out how to make people feel bright and special and loved #wouldn't that be oh so lovely? #like i'm really not a compassionate person at all but i'd like to do it. not as a feeling but as an action right? it's a continual study #i was talking with my friend today and she's a friend who i've been slowly slowly learning to love and i just thought my goodness #i love her so much. she feels easy to love. and i definitely would not have felt that before so i'm just. really grateful to feel that way #bc she is so wonderful!!! and i love her SO much!!! and i love loving her!!! it's such a good feeling #annika rambles in the tags

[astrxealis]

emet is so wow for being kind of a mix of sephiroth + ardyn but much better

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #idk. emet and shb thoughts. they did that expac SO fucking good. #i barely have any gripes about shadowbingers tbh... i can't think of any rn >.< in terms of story at least! #he's SUCH a compelling and amazingly written character. defo one of the best out there ( may be a bit biased but yeah ) #ffxiv in general for sure has one of the best stories out there >.< #at least especially with my preferences! but emet for sure is a no brainer. he's such an amazing character #i don't want to delve into spoilers bcs not all of my followers play ffxiv ^^; the opposite tbh. most of y'all don't lol but dwdw #i will never stop advertising for ffxiv tho <3 it's not a perfect game but it truly tries it's best ( bless the devs ) #i'd say he's much better written than seph and ardyn both & has done more in damage too! also has the best reason for being the antag #also. his character is like ardyn but more ??? yeah. he's canonically even a theater guy so yeah #wait did i say this yet. but yeah for sephiroth... tbh the biggest reference i'd make there id that emet has a similar scene #but there's more meaning in it. like uhh... what do you call it? oh yeah. his hunched back #idk the details in the characters of ffxiv really amaze me tbh #euwufsijdodnskdnksjs still not over shadowbringers. oh MAN. it's been more than a year #then again i still think abt all the expacs kind of daily so :') <3 #don't bully me or anything btw LMAO i don't hate sephiroth or ardyn + emet isn't perfect still ^^ but yeah. yeah. #also i nerd a lot abt these stuff and think a lot abt them so ... >.< <33 it makes me happy hehe #tag later #??? tbh these are just my random thoughts while i'm sitting in my seat at 2 am and listening to pop music LOL #but yeah. wld love to expand on this more in my notes or whatever even if i'm unorganised hehehe

[shotmrmiller]

need simon to be retired and living in the middle of nowhere with a car-fixing hobby, and you're pulling into his 'shop' because you were road-tripping across the country and now some funky noises are happening underneath the hood.

you tentatively walk towards the open garage, only to spot him under some run-down vehicle that has more rust than sun-faded paint, deflated tires, and a license plate that's also got rust gnawing at the edges, the numbers on it barely discernable.

you rap your knuckles gently on the weathered car, and the wheels of the creeper he's on squeak in protest under him as he rolls out to look at you, filthy gloves smearing the dust on his brow instead of wiping it away.

"err, hi. uh, i was pointed this way by some lovely folk that work in that diner down the way, and they said that you could take a look at my car."

he rises smoothly, even though his joints pop as he does, dark eyes squinting against the sun. he towers over you with broad shoulders and thick arms. a tough-as-teak country man.

you start when he speaks, deep voice echoing off of dusty walls. "they said tha', did they?" he lifts the hem of his grease-stained wife beater to wipe at the beads of sweat on his forehead, and your gaze involuntarily wanders to the thick trail of coarse, dark hair under his navel.

"what's wrong with it?"

if you knew that, you wouldn't be here, blatantly ogling him in some decrepit workshop located in a sleepy corner of the countryside. "i don't know. it's making some scary popping noises and figured that it needed to be looked at, asap."

your grimace is involuntary when he extends an oil-streaked gloved hand. you really hope he's not expecting you to-

"keys."

right. you wordlessly hand them over and walk a few steps behind him as he heads toward the front of your car. "did ya get it looked at before your trip?"

you want to snap at him, that obviously you did. you may not be some car wizard, however, you can do the bare minimum for it but he's your only hope for getting the hell out of here, so you press your tongue against the back of your teeth for a moment before answering.

"yes. i did prepare for it. got new tires, an oil change, and anything else it may have needed."

he hums at your answer, a low sound in the back of his throat, and curls his fingers under the hood and begins to feel for the release. your mind is in the gutter as your eyes linger on his sun-kissed skin, watching the tendons on his inked forearm ripple with each movement.

your mind is snapped back to reality when he mutters, "i hope ya don't think i'm doin' this for free."

"wouldn't dream of it. you don't seem the charitable type."

the latch yields under his fingertips, and the hood springs open. "i'd say i'm pretty charitable, considerin' i'm even helpin' ya with this."

your eyebrows furrow, corners of your lips pulling downward. "what, were you closed or something?"

he gives you a small smirk while his hand searches for the prop rod inside the engine bay. "do i look like a business, sweetheart?"

embarrassment burns your cheeks, and your mouth gapes unprettily as you turn around to truly take in the place. past the grease-smeared floors, there's rust blooming on the only workbench in the garage, a single red toolbox resting on the ground. there's a car jack tossed in a corner, a vibrant blue cooler by the door, and a few firearms on pegboard shelves. it looks like a simple garage. a personal one.

"oh my god," you stammer, "i'm so sorry, i just- the townsfolk, they led me to believe that you're a mechanic." how bloody mortifying.

he ducks his head under the hood, bending at the waist to lean over the engine, eyes swiftly scanning the machinery. "it's a hobby. i fix my own vehicles... and now yours, i reckon."

eventually, he turns the car on and listens to the engine roar to life before it begins to pop, standing over the open hood with thinned lips and furrowed brows.

he tells you that he can fix it, it'll just take a bit for the part to get here, obviously, so he recommends staying at a rented cabin in town for a few days— maybe even a week— and he'll give you a ride over.

he gets you there in no time, unsurprising because he drove the motorcycle far too fast— illegal, really. he helps you off the bike, your clammy hand in his much bigger, roughened one.

you rip off his helmet, pushing it into his barrel chest. "please never drive me around that fast again." he gives you a couple of pats to the shoulder, chuckling under his breath.

"unless you're plannin' on walkin' to get your car back, i can't promise tha'."

grrrreat.

(the issue was the serpentine belt, it was slightly frayed but the man kept you around for 2.5 weeks under the excuse of something taking too long, or the car being under worse condition. maybe he charges you a kidney for fixing it, and since you can't obviously pay that ridiculous amt of money, he tells you to go on a date with him. gross. or maybe he's a sane man and he just sends you on your way in 2 days time. idk. installs a gps in your car? keepin' tabs on ya cuz he plans on passing by wherever you live by complete coincidence.)

#simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #call of duty

[the--firevenus]

People that follows me for one reason or another :

#The plot twist is I haven't post anything new here too lmaoo #Listen I've been sick and I've notice my sp art kinda spike in notes the past few days #Sorry if you here for sp and got hit by minecraft men #And sorry if you here for minecraft men but meet with only Wilbur Soot and occasionally south parks #I free man I'd do what I want around here #venus rambling

[astonmartinii]

big reputation | charles leclerc social media au

pairing: charles leclerc x fem reader

they may have a big reputation and they may be end game, but sometimes you need a push from your girlfriend to enter your reputation era

(also no hate to vasseur and sainz, it's just the way the fic had to go)

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f1newsandgossip

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f1newsandgossip: after ferrari's continued chaos and inability to get anything right it seems, do you think charles leclerc will stick around and renew his contract?

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user3: i love him and i love ferrari but if he wants any shot of winning a championship he has to leave

user4: i would die to see him at red bull or even mercedes

user5: would he want to be a second driver though?

user4: babes they treat him like he's the second driver at ferrari at least there he'd have a competent car and team

user6: yes ! he has to leave, no one at that team respects him anymore

user7: he should've left a long time ago but this season has to be the final nail in the coffin

user8: all he does it protect ferrari and ferrari don't even give a shit about him it's actually sad

user9: they don't even protect him from his teammate and his teammate's parents being rude about him in the media

user10: for real the man needs to stop being a team player and tell him how it is

user11: i feel so so bad for him because his childhood dream is turning into a nightmare and through no fault of his own

user12: i know y/n is absolutely seething and the only reason she hasn't said anything yet is because charles is so in love with the team that he won't say anything bad about them

user13: i need her to give him a lil slap around to get his head in gear

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yourusername: you and me got a big reputation

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user14: me being delusional: OMG THIS MEANS CHARLES IS FINALLY ENTERING HIS REPUTATION ERA

user15: and then we remember rep is an album about love first and revenge second :(

charles_leclerc: is this a taylor swift reference?

yourusername: yes it is !! i knew you were actually listening when i gave you the full eras breakdown

charles_leclerc: i'd listen to you talk about anything

yourusername: even the things you don't want to hear?

charles_leclerc: i think it has gotten to that point, yes.

user16: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ^^ ???

alexalbon: when will i be freed from the shackles of having to take cute photos of you two

yourusername: NEVER

charles_leclerc: is a seat on my jet not enough?

alexalbon: YOUR JET? i have clearly missed something here

maxverstappen1: alex is always free to fly air max (MY jet, factually)

yourusername: when did this become a dick measuring contest? (charles would win, you can all go home)

maxverstappen1: i don't want you to see my dick

charles_leclerc: i should think not verstappen

alexalbon: i don't know how i hang out with you morons

user17: gosh y/n is so sexy

user18: i am allowing myself to live in delusion and after the shitshow that was austin, y/n is initiating the reputation era and charles will either give ferrari hell or actually leave

user19: idk that man might be completely in love with y/n but he's even more in love with ferrari

charles_leclerc: nothing compares to her

user20: WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc: hola mexico! can't wait for the weekend to start

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user22: post your team or car? no. post a random picture of your girlfriend? yes.

user23: he should post an explanation as to why his gf was being wined and dined by christian horner

yourusername: ZOOWEE MAMA

charles_leclerc: excuse me?

yourusername: instagram would ban me if i really said what i think

charles_leclerc: oh i'm blushing

yourusername: but always above all you are a cutie patootie

user24: i see posts like this and i wonder why do they always have break up rumours if they are this in love?

user19: bestie we simply cannot be believing everything we read, especially when it comes from a certain spanish paper

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user24: wait what is this supposed to mean?

user19: any "insider source" at ferrari that has anti-leclerc info is usually the sainz family lol that's why other than ferrari being clowns in general charles needs to get the fuck out

pierregasly: rivalling me with just how much you post y/n

charles_leclerc: ummmm you've met her, and you wouldn't?

charles_leclerc: WAIT don't answer that

user25: so are we just ignoring that y/n was at dinner with CHRISTIAN HORNER?

user26: the red bull!charles dream a bit more feasible now and i am appropriately feral

user27: obsessed with how he's just ignoring the horner thing

user28: i am similarly obsessed with how the media are spinning this to an affair between y/n and horner LMAO

yourusername: he made us split the bill after ordering a really spenny wine :/

user29: I'M CRYING

user30: horner's like if i don't get a driver out of this dinner i will be having a nice glass of wine he's so real for that

scuderiaferrari: let's get it 💪

user31: GET A JOB. LEAVE HER ALONE

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user32: lol she's so tired of being subtle

user33: TELL THEM SIS

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f1: BREAKING: charles leclerc signs for red bull racing for 2024 on a four year contract

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user36: they're MUGGY for the first picture omg

user37: SOMEONE CALL THE EMERGENCY SERVICES FOR ME I CAN'T BREATHE

user38: wait so like who do i have to thank for finally making this happen?

user39: this has y/n y/ln written all over it - the dinner with horner finally makes sense

pierregasly: WHAT ?????????

user40: HE'S FINDING OUT AT THE SAME TIME AS US? DID ANYONE KNOW?

user41: THERE WILL BE NO EXPLANATION JUST REPUTATION

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user42: okay since y/n and charles have referenced the reputation album so much during this whole fiasco .... taylor swift x charles leclerc piano ballad collab when?

user43: so this is il predestinato who has betrayed his team and completely blindsided him? this is why carlos has always been the superior driver

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user44: not carlos liking this comment

yourusername: i wish he would say something with his chest, always hiding behind his parents and the spanish media ... yeah we know about that and we're no longer under that stupid contract so i can and will say this all to your face

user45: HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTT

carlossainz55: you got the move and attention you wanted stop trying to drag me into it

yourusername: babe there's a difference between you and i, you create fake cheating rumours to try and shake your teammate while your PR team is fulltime constantly having to threaten legal action over you not being able to keep it in your pants

user46: ERM QUEEN THEY STILL HAVE RACES TOGETHER

redbullracing: anyways.... WELCOME TO THE TEAM CHARLES

user47: admin what is going on?

redbullracing: i have no clue but as soon as that man is in a navy race suit i will get the tea trust

user48: so real of you

maxverstappen1: ☕️

user49: LMAO KING

yourusername: i have a feeling we might get on (no more inchidents though)

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yourusername: they said i did something bad, why does it feel so good?

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user51: momma does not play oh my

taylorswift: proud 🖤 🐍

yourusername: approved by our lord and saviour, thanks mother

charles_leclerc: do you need a pianist?

taylorswift: i'm sure we can work something out

landonorris: ^^ this is so unfair i thought i was the swiftie on the grid :(

danielricciardo: my rendition of our song says otherwise

user52: she really said FUCK FERRARI AND FUCK YOU TOO

user53: as she should

charles_leclerc: i'm not a playboy but i do LOVE YOU

yourusername: i love you even more

charles_leclerc: NUH UH I LOVE YOU MORE

yourusername: i would literally fight every person on earth for your hand

charles_leclerc: oh wow ... mark me scared AND horny

alexalbon: okay that's ENOUGH

user54: i'm so glad she shook him out of the ferrari daze he. might finally have a chance at the championship now

user55: i'd be afraid that ferrari may build a good car next year but then i remember it's ferrari LOL

user56: so y/n mentioned under the f1 post about a contract? was she not able to say anything about ferrari while with charles?

yourusername: yes. i was not able to say anything they considered negative. many times when i expressed disappointment in how charlie has been treated i was reprimanded by ferrari and was banned from the paddock for weekends following any statements

user57: wtf that is crazy ??? makes sense as to why charles always blames himself when it was clearly a pit/strategy issue

yourusername: ferrari have attempted to keep charlie under wraps since his second season at the team. they were worried about him becoming outspoken like seb. this goes all the way down to his music which they tried to prevent him from releasing. i'm glad he'll be given the chance to show his talents next season

user58: thank the lord charles finally left. this is insane. the reputation era was well and truly needed.

maxverstappen1: kelly wants to know whether now you'll be wag teammates that you can raid each other's wardrobes?

yourusername: of course !!! i can't wait to see her more often coffee dates are a must ( + p of course)

charles_leclerc: i'm gonna beat your ass at padel i WILL be the padel king at red bull

maxverstappen1: i will show NO MERCY

yourusername: maybe this was a bad idea ...

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charles_leclerc: it saddens me to my core to be leaving the team i always dreamed of racing for and winning with, but there comes a point in your career when it's time to put your ambitions above tradition. ferrari has always been the dream for me, but the last couple of years have been a nightmare. i never thought i'd be put in a position where i'd have feelings like these about the team i love, but the constant disrespect, betrayal and the treatment of my loved ones leaves me no other choice. despite this sad ending, i am looking forward to new opportunities at red bull, racing alongside an old friend and under a competent leadership. finally, thank you to y/n and my family for being there for me during this time despite the way we were all treated. i know i will get questions, but there will be no explanation, just reputation.

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user59: he really left comments open so we could drag ferrari

user60: and drag i shall do... that man despite the absolute tomfoolery got that shitbox on the podium and NONE OF YOU SHOWED UP

user61: for real, they're out here trying to show charles as petty but then KEEP PROVING HIS POINT LOL

yourusername: i am so unbelievably proud of you. i know this was a hard choice but it's the one you had to make. today and every other day i will always be there to support you even if no one else is

user62: subtle DRAG

charles_leclerc: i love you to the moon and to saturn

yourusername: you're my invisible string

yourusername: also this is what i mean when i say reputation is a love story with a side of shade

user63: i know binotto let out a sigh of relief that he dodged this shit storm

yourusername: that fraud is SO lucky i was under contract while he was there otherwise i'd drag his ass so bad he'd be bald

charles_leclerc: i don't know how he made it out of silverstone alive after the whole finger wagging saga, i had to hold her back

sebastianvettel: i hate to say i told you so .....

charles_leclerc: SEB ????? BUT I'M DOING IT NOW, I'M NOT WASTING IT (tell christian to give me the better strategies i know you're still the o.g golden boy)

maxverstappen1: you know i can see this right?

christianhorner: and me?

charles_leclerc: @yourusername baby please take the fall for me

yourusername: I COMMENTED THAT

maxverstappen1: you guys really aren't slick... you're lucky i already love you two

christianhorner: i feel like i need to brief PR already

yourusername: if it makes it any better i'm a great baker and very generous

redbullracing: WE'LL TAKE IT

user64: @netflix make sure there's a camera in that garage at ALL TIMES

pierregasly: proud of you calmar, i hope this works out better for you than it did for me

yourusername: NO ROOM FOR PITY PARTY HERE SIR

yourusername: wait that was rude, we love you pierre

charles_leclerc: thank you pierre

pierregasly: ummmmmm tell y/n she can't say that ???

charles_leclerc: she made me see the light kinda owe her everything rn, so sorry?

christianhorner: definitely brief PR

note: teehee here it is. MY GOD my writing block has been insane - i also went on a trip to london and got horrendously drunk and made AWFUL decisions. alas, i hope you guys enjoy this and the race later !!

EDIT: I AM SO FUCKING ANNOYED AT THIS RACE ONE DAY WHERE CHARLES IS NOT FUVKED OVER IS ALL I ASK WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THIS

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[alwaysshallow]

Simon finding out that higher ranked reader was cheated on by her husband ? 🫨🫨

now, now, now........

his jaw clenches, fists curling; he finds out just because he heard some chatter and as curious as he is (especially about you), he couldn't stop listening. recruits talks something about you being in a "pissy mood", something about crying, something about your husband calling you multiple times, but you're not answering a single one after calling him a cheating pig.

he gives the recruits fifty laps around the field; as a punishment, he'd say; spreading lies, gossiping when they had so much other things to do.

simon doesn't really want to believe them; even if he wants you and your husband to split up, being cheated on isn't the right way, it's not a dream scenario to get together with him. you don't deserve something like that, when you're the most precious soul that he met.

he finds himself under your office, a few hours later; to give you space, perhaps. he has an excuse; documents, but when you open him, your mascara smudged (barely, but he notices) and your smile not reaching your eyes, he gives you the worried look.

"don't look at me like that, lieutenant," you laugh with bitter, looking at the file in his hand. you reach out for it, but he doesn't give it to you; instead, he pushes you deeper into your office. "lieutenant, i-"

he cuts you off, saying your name. it's nothing like his usual tone, harsh or flirty. it's surprisingly soft, melting like butter. you sigh, rubbing your eyes, not even bothering about the makeup.

"it's nothing."

"it is something because if it's true-"

"-if it's true, then what?" you ask, looking at him. ghost makes a thin line with his lips.

"i could kill him, if you asked me to."

you laugh, stopping in a second, when he doesn't. "it's not even an option."

"i mean it."

"simon."

"i really do. and a lot of other things."

"simon."

"you don't even know how much i'd do for you. anything."

and you seem to believe in his words - man in love is capable of everything for the woman he loves.

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[undiscovered-horizon]

[It’s considered good etiquette to ask a man about his wife’s wellbeing. Except if the man in question is Dracule Mihawk.]

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Garp hates having to call Mihawk, mainly because of the warlord's attitude. Used to the usual "yes, sir!" of the Marines, a man with his own will and agenda is not something he entirely knows how to navigate. Especially since both of them know that the World Government needs the warlords more than they need the bureaucracy. And that doesn't exactly help in exercising power.

His attempts at diplomacy have burst into flames each time and today isn't going to be much different:

"How’s the missus?" Garp asks in the nicest tone he can force although he's aware that Mihawk knows how much the vice admiral hates asking for Dracule's assistance.

Mihawk only scoffs. "Are you calling just to spoil my mood or is there another reason for your impertinence?"

"I was just trying to-"

"Don't," he cuts him off in a stern voice. "If you have business with me, speak fast. If you're interested in my wife, I know where you live, Garp. I'd suggest losing your unwelcome nosiness before you lose something else."

Little did Garp know at the time but his little question was possibly the worst strategy he could think of. Dracule Mihawk is not like most men and the mere mention of his wife by acquaintances only enrages him. Work and private life do not ever mix. And he'll be damned if someone tries to breach that, even in the form of a courtesy. Therefore, the rest of the call was filled with openly insulting answers that were bold even for Mihawk. A veiled threat or two also found their way into their rather tense conversation.

You know he's done with Garp when he lets out a frustrated grunt. Sometimes you wonder if this grumpy, forever dissatisfied version of him is the only side of Mihawk his acquaintances know. Maybe he really is two men in the form of one.

He's sitting at his desk, thinking about something and not bothering to get up for now. Considering the fact that his hat is lying on the table and not on his head, Mihawk is probably not planning on going out anytime soon. Then again, judging by his spoiled mood, his homestay is a blessing for the first poor sods that would cross his path.

In slow steps, you stroll to his side, letting your hand brush through his hair. He doesn't say anything, only leans his head further towards you. The thing about Mihawk is that he loved to reject and decline but he never does so to you. No, in your case it's the opposite - he revels in allowing you whatever you want.

So intimidating and combative, yet soft and looking for intimacy. Truly, two men with the face of one.

"My mother used to say that each grey hair is one thing we worry about," you say quietly. "At this rate, love, your whole head will be white by noon."

"Your mother also says that milk goes sour because gnomes piss in it," he retorts. Yes, your mother and her strange folk beliefs... She's probably the only person Mihawk can force himself to be nice to despite his dislike.

His response earns a hearty laugh from you. Clear as day, you can see his posture relax as he listens to the music of your happiness. If he even thinks about the possibility of Garp or any other of his acquaintances hearing it, he might just get furious again.

"Well, nobody's perfect," you say between chuckles.

Then, Mihawk gently grabs your hand and lowers it to his face. With softness and passion that hardly befits a man of his infamy, he kisses the inside of your hand. "You seem to be doing so effortlessly."

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