#listen to off menu with ed gamble and james acaster

[ikeepseeingghosts]

James and Ed talk about fanfiction part ?/?

(context: they're discussing if pineapple makes cum taste better)

#off menu #james acaster #ed gamble #listened to this at a bus and probably looked insane #had to bite my tongue because i almost laughed out loud #britcom #off menu podcast

[queerconfusionthings]

URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT: PETER CAPALDI ON BRITISH COMEDY PODCAST 'OFF MENU'

#peter capaldi #doctor who #off menu #james acaster #ed gamble #the thick of it #please go listen oh my god

[penelopepitstopp]

the queen judi love knows what's up

this one's worth a listen just to hear judi going off on one imagining what she'd be like if she shopped at waitrose while james and ed struggle to breathe...

#taskmaster #judi love #alex horne #ed gamble #james acaster #off menu podcast #off menu ep 195 #was listening to this one at work but had to turn it off cause I was dying #and everyone already thinks i'm weird enough as it is

[shewalksinstarlightt]

I'm living for all the Joe content.

#this is hilarious #joseph quinn #also two of my favorite uk comedians #please listen to this #EVERYONE SHOULD LISTEN TO THIS #I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH #ed gamble #james acaster #off menu with ed gamble and james acaster #off menu podcast #off menu #joseph quinn edit

[shiningautumn-oceancrashing]

Joe Quinn on Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster!

#haven’t been able to listen yet but I’m very excited about this!! #Joe Quinn #Eddie munson #off menu podcast #Joseph Quinn #stranger things #ed gamble #James Acaster #off menu with ed gamble and james acaster

[piovascosimo]

#im not big on podcasts #bc i get bored or distracted easily with audio chatter #but after the graham ep which i found very amusing #i went back to listen to other episodes of this #and i love #richard ayoade #so many great moments here #off menu #that richard ashcroft joke! #ayoade is so quick and witty #not everyone makes me laugh like that #also great taste in food #because i also love okra and popcorn #james acaster #ed gamble #podcasts

[hanaasbananas]

"He died as he lived. Having a Krispy Kreme donut shoved up his arse"

Phrases I did not expect to hear before 8am on a Monday morning

#banana speaks 🍌 #this is what happens when i listen to a comedy podcast while getting ready for work sksks #off menu podcast #the episode w joe lycett is so funny omfg #james acaster #ed gamble #joe lycett

[frommybedroom]

joe thomas trying and failing to promote his play will never not be funny to me

#joe thomas #off menu with ed gamble and james acaster #‘it’s short not shit and has the remnants of a really excellent cast’ #yes i’m listening to his episode again

[babybluebex]

Hi I have a request 🥹

Could you do one on Joe Quinn for when he was doing Off Menu podcast but his girlfriend is vegan or something like that and it gets brought up as he seems to eat everything and doesn’t understand ~picky~ eaters lmao. She’s a podcast person but the hosts are like “but does she listen to our show??” and he texts her during it to find out 🥹❤️

ok technically my requests are closed but this was too cute to pass up

“Aw, yeah, ‘I don’t like that’,” Joe said with a playful sneer. “Eat it.”

Ed and James exploded in laughter, just as they had been all afternoon. The podcast was going swell, the boys having a fun time discussing ideal meals and joking around like old friends, and Joe twisted the ring on his finger, wishing you were there with him. You weren’t in London at that time, having had to go home to deal with some personal matters, and he missed you terribly. He knew that you would be such a blast on the podcast, and he pulled his phone out from its hiding place under his thigh, and he shot off a quick miss you xx.

“My girlfriend does that,” Joe said quickly, and James widened his eyes at him, urging him to speak. “Aw, she drives me mental. She’s a picky eater, and we’ll go somewhere— She’s a mushroom person, won’t touch ‘em.”

“A mushroom person!” Ed exclaimed. “They’re the worst!”

“I try to get her to, like, try it,” Joe said, and the tip of his tongue touched his lips as he considered the last time he had semi-bullied you into trying a mushroom sauce. “And she goes ‘no. Absolutely not.’”

James and Ed both started talking, distressed over your lack of an openness with mushrooms, and Joe added, “She argues that, like, I know what I like, right? And I like a lot, and I’ll try a lot, but she argues that she knows what she likes, and she doesn’t like mushrooms. It drives me— Ah! Up the wall!”

“Is there anything you’ve successfully gotten her to try?” James asked. “Like, how good are your powers of persuasion?”

Joe cleared his throat, feeling his anxiety flow away with every passing second, and he said, “She was hesitant about— It was pistachio ice cream, and I got her to try it, and she hated it. But at least she tried it, so, like—“ His phone buzzed on the table, and he chanced a quick look down at it to see that you were texting him back.

miss u too handsome <3

“Is that her?” James asked. “Does she listen to our podcast?”

“I, um,” Joe began. “I don’t know. She listens to a lot of podcasts, I can ask…” He paused and took his phone back into his hand, and he typed out: do you listen to the off menu podcast?

You answered back quickly: who hosts it?

“She asked who hosts it,” Joe said, and Ed and James winced.

“She doesn’t listen to us, I know it,” Ed said, and James laughed and nodded in agreement.

“Not a clue who we are,” James added.

Joe texted you back— james acaster and ed gamble— and the bubbles appeared as you typed back. “She’s typing,” Joe relayed.

never heard of it. is that the podcast you’re on today?

“She’s never heard of it,” Joe said, clenching his teeth playfully, and Ed and James once again moaned and groaned.

yeah, they were asking if you listen to it.

nope, tell them sorry.

“She said sorry,” Joe relayed, and James chuckled. “But I’m sure she’ll listen to this episode.”

“Especially after you slandered her eating habits,” James said, and Joe widened his eyes as he smiled.

“Oh, she’ll love that,” Joe said as his phone buzzed one last time.

ily handsome man. have fun on the pod xx

#bex answers #anon request #joseph quinn rpf #joseph quinn x reader #joseph quinn #joseph quinn x reader fluff #joseph quinn fluff #bex’s drabbles #*my writing

[samcampbellfans]

Sam Campbell on Off Menu

Off Menu with James Acaster and Ed Gamble - Episode 229, Live with Sam Campbell in Nottingham Royal Concert Hall is now available to listen! On Spotify and Apple.

Note: the episode was recorded on October 18, 2023 and released 2 March 2024.

(photos via pushgilbey and offmenuofficial)

#sam campbell #australian comedian #cambo #cambo fans #mcdonalds comedy #samcampbell #off menu #james acaster #ed gamble #2024 #podcasts

[tellthemeerkatsitsfine]

I’ve only listened to a very small amount of Off Menu before, as food shows aren’t my thing partly (well, mainly) due to some triggers and psychological issues that make me not want to think too hard or too long about food, but also partly just due to not finding that subject matter interesting because I’ve never developed any interest in thinking too hard or too long about food (I guess due to aforementioned triggers, maybe otherwise I’d have become fascinated by it). Anyway, I’ve just listened to a bit more of Off Menu, because it’s not like I can’t listen to it at all, it’s just not a thing where I want to listen to hours and hours and hours of it the way I do with podcasts I actually get into.

Anyway. The point is that I’ve just listened a bit of Off Menu, and here is my comment: I’d much, much rather have a ticket to a James Acaster stand-up show than to an Ed Gamble stand-up show, but I’d rather hang out in real life with Ed Gamble. Unfortunately for Ed, neither of them wish to hang out with me in real life but they’d both like me to buy tickets to their stand-up shows, so James Acaster definitely comes out on top in this situation.

[iulianfawcett]

i can’t wait to listen to this while walking cooper

#en #Spotify

[minecraftdog]

More podcasts 😊

Help I've texted my boss: again very funny, answering agony aunt type questions

Off Menu: no idea if you know them but comedians James Acaster and Ed Gamble interview people about their Dream 3 course meal

Shagged Married Annoyed: Rosie and Chris Ramsay talk about their life. Again funny podcast Chris is a famous British comedian

Scamfluencers: I really loved true crime podcasts but recently with the discourse about them I no longer feel comfortable listening but this gives the true crime fix but with financial crime instead of murder

Normal Gossip: it's just pointless gossip about people you'll never know and never meet. Just stories from complete strangers

Celebrity Memoir Book club: what it says on the tin, they discuss Celebrity Memoirs so you don't have to read them

I have other podcasts but don't think they're the vibe you're looking for but if you ever want more recommendations I have some more niche ones or horror ones etc.

thank you thank you thank you!!! <3333

#not a fan of horror or true crime 😅 never was #you are the best tho #doggie answers #recs

[taron-egerton-fan]

Woohoo Taron is the guest on this week’s Off Menu it’s on Spotify, Apple or Acast. I’m listening now - made my day.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5xoh5JwZUSfmR6yJ9P2oI1?si=d5b8ec3715cb4077

https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/off-menu-with-ed-gamble-and-james-acaster/id1442950743

https://play.acast.com/s/offmenu/ep-155-taron-egerto

#taron egerton #black bird #james acaster #ed gamble #awesome #off menu podcast

[wheelie-butch]

btw BBC Ghosts fans I only half listened to this bc I was falling asleep but Kiell talked a bunch about the cast of Ghosts' opinions on sparkling water or something? The bits I heard were very funny at least. I think other Ghosts cast members have been on the show before also

#bbc ghosts #ghosts #kiell smith bynoe #off menu #Spotify

[autisticlegolas]

been listening to ed gamble and james acaster’s podcast off menu a lot lately so of course i started thinking about what would be my dream menu in their restaurant with a waiter who’s also a genie and is also james acaster where every dish ever is possible to get. hell a vegan guess (i think it was lou sanders) “ordered” meat. and i want to say somewhere in my meal there would be part of the human body. in this magical/dream restaurant i would like to be hannibal lecter