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#listen the man is way too whipped to take boss yu's threats seriously
mishathewtf · 3 years
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Yu Tangchun: I’m going to take you out
Zhan Junbai: great, it’s a date!
Yu Tangchun: I meant that as a threat.
Zhan Junbai: See you at five!
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my-abibliophobia · 7 years
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Favorite Yu Yu Hakusho Anime Quotes.
Keiko's Friend: If you cross him he'll whistle for 2000 bad guys with guns! Keiko: Yusuke doesn't even know how to whistle!
Yusuke:(about a teacher) Doesn't this guy have a life besides tormenting kids?
Botan: So does that mean if Yusuke saves Kayko's life, Yusuke won't be able to come back? Yusuke: What's the point of coming back if Kayko's not gonna be there!?
Botan: It's called a Psychic Spy Glass. Look through it and you can see through walls, clothes, well, anything really.(Yusuke looks at her chest and Botan hits him with her oar giving him a goose egg) You must use it wisely.
Kurama: All this time we thought you were a brilliant strategist. In reality, you're really just a lucky fool. Yusuke: Hey! What's a strategist? Kurama: It's someone who uses his brain. Yusuke: Hey!
Genkai: Those who won, please follow me! Those who lost, please get lost!
(the fighters were told to introduce themselves) Kuwabara: Kazuma Kuwabara. The worst punk in Sarayashi Junior High. Yusuke: Yusuke Urameshi. The much much worser punk of Sarayashi Junior High. 
Yusuke: This is going to be pretty lame if we get killed before we reach the stupid castle! 
Kuwabara: Look, we all know I can see supernatural stuff a whole lot better than Yusuke, and I'm not just gonna sit around my house, while Urameshi doesn't see things, and lets monsters and bugs take over my town. Because I'm Kuwabara, and in case you forgot, I've got a sword! 
Hiei: Your ugly friend has a good point, detective. Kuwabara: Who's ugly?! Come here, you mouse!
Kuwabara: (about Kurama's Rose Whip) I don't like it! It smells girly!         Yusuke: I suppose he should be a real man like you and be obsessed with kittens.
Kuwabara: He's a rock Urameshi! How are we supposed to fight against a talking rock?!
Kurama: Hiei, how many times did you hit him? Hiei: Only sixteen. Yusuke: Sixteen? I only saw seven or eight. Kurama: After the first slash all I could see were flashes. Kuwabara: I didn't even see the flashes
Yusuke: Here's the deal, pull your zombies off Keiko and then I'll only pull out one of your lungs. Suzaku: And If I refuse? Yusuke: Then hold your freakin' breath!
Yusuke Urameshi: I'm so tired of getting electrocuted!
Hiei: If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the ship before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain. Kuwabara: You didn't have too many friends growing up, did you? Kurama: What are you mumbling? Hiei: He's trying to talk in his sleep when he's awake. Kuwabara: Hey! What happened to that fight we were in? Hiei: Everyone's dead. Kuwabara: Oh...
Yusuke: And this is for my friend who felt sorry for them and got his ass kicked into the ground. (Punches Dr. Ichigaki) Kuwabara: Thanks for the shout out Urameshi... 
Yusuke Urameshi: Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to smile that much.
Jin: I thought I was crazy Urameshi, but you'll take the prize, the hell was that, you don't make bombs go boom in your face!                                          Yusuke: You know, one of these days I'm gonna fight someone who talks like a normal person!
Botan: I think bone cracking is a good sign to rest. Kuwabara: Yes ma'am. 
Koto: Ooh, baby. Two Tornado Fists buckled on at once, I think we've got a challenge. Yusuke: (thinking) I'll say. There's no way I can deflect both of those with my Spirit Gun. Spirit Grenade Launcher maybe, but definitely not a gun.
Yusuke: (thinking) All right Yusuke, you've tried everything else. Time to be stupid.
Kuwabara: There's only one person who calls me by my first name! Yukina: We've been very worried Kazuma, are you okay? Kuwabara: (laughs) Yeah! Yusuke: I am never gonna understand that bastard.
Yusuke: Why don't you show this young whipper snapper how it was done in the old days? Genkai: Gladly you patronizing jackass. 
Genkai: Watch it kid, I can still destroy you.   
Kuwabara: That's it! my head as a trampoline is where I draw the line
Koto: I guess the Cape of No Return is a misleading name. 
Hiei: Apparently Shishi had a lot more energy than we first gave him credit for. Kurama: Had is right. Little good it's doing him now that Genkai's claimed it.
Kurama: I can't believe he walked into that trap on his own Hiei: He's a first class fool Genkai: Agreed. A fool & a moron 
Kurama: It took all of us working as a team to make it this far. Hiei: (referring to Kuwabara) Not him! Kuwabara: I fought just as many fights as you did! Hiei: And lost them both! 
Hiei: Listen to me as closely as you can you two I'm trusting you against my better instincts only because I have no other choice. Take care of the Toguro brothers. If I wake up and we've lost I swear I'll kill you all. [faints] Yusuke Urameshi: That's Hiei for you. He faints but still makes time for threats.
Jin: If we aren't, it's no thanks at all to the drunken biggie that traded our tickets for a couple of pints.
Yusuke: (Gives a moving speech about morning Kuwabara’s death. turns around and sees he’s still alive.) Hey, why's the dead guy walkin' around? Kurama: Yes, well, I tried to inform you, but you were too engrossed in your speech.                                 ��                                                                     Yusuke: (while beating up Kuwabara) We're in front of about a million people, including Kayko and my boss and hardcore demon fighters! And you make me say all that sissy crap! 
Kayko: (hits Yusuke) Don't even think about skipping school, Yusuke. Your mom had to do lots of convincing just to keep you from failing this year. Yusuke: Guy saves the world, still has to do algebra, makes sense. 
Genkai: If you had used that lump three feet above your butt you would've held on to your soul. (looks at Hiei) Make that two feet for you.
Genkai(about Yusuke): He may look like a dimwit, in fact, he definitely is. But he's also the Dark Tournament champ and he can fight like a genius when he knows his prey. 
Genkai: (about Doctor) If anybody finds him, make a noise we'll all hear. Either scream or blow something up!
Kurama: Koenma knows the name of our enemy. Yusuke: What?! Kurama: I've arranged a formal meeting to-Huh? (sees Yusuke is gone inside and is yelling into the phone at Koenma.) Yusuke: Earth to toddler bitch! You better cough up some answers before I put that pacifier ten inches down your throat! Kurama: (anime falls) Not quite what I had in mind...
Koenma: Precisely why I choose you after Sensui failed. I wanted someone who wouldn't think too much. Kurama: Yes, of course! Yusuke: Don't be too quick to defend me, pal! Kurama: Sorry. Ha, ha...^^;;
Yusuke to Kuwabara: "You're like an ugly singer with a good voice, best for backup!" 
Yusuke: SPIRIT GUN!!! (fires his spirit gun at the car where Sensui and the others are...notices Kuwabara is there too) Oh crap!! I forgot about Kuwabara!! Kurama: Seriously, Yusuke. How can you fire a blast that big with out thinking it will kill everyone on board...including him?! Yusuke: O.O I was mad!! 
Hiei: Harness your own power if you hope to beat him. If you take anything from our scrimmage take that. So go. Save the human world. Or don't. I don't really care. Either way I'm fine with the outcome. [Yusuke starts laughing] Hiei: What's so funny? Yusuke Urameshi: Your so full of crap! 'I don't care' You've been rooting for me. You did this to help me survive. I told everyone that you'd come back to rescue us when we needed you most you big softie, or should I say little softie. Hiei: I should have slit his throat when I had the chance.
Sensui: "They don't make spirit detectives like they used to." Yusuke: "Yeah, crazy and evil, I agree."
Sensui: It only gets crueler from here, and then the whole thing wraps up with a rather beautiful song. Yusuke: That's oddly inappropriate.
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